"Maintain your taint and smile." "Be incinsere and smile to the customers, even if you want to smite them as soon as they step up to the register." Certainly wise words to live by in a service profession.
The speaker is the most honest customer service trainer that I've ever seen. In customer service, we always feel like smiting the customers for being idiots, but idiots build business.
"the customer's favorite impressionist artist is Monet" while sentence mixing is in itself difficult, it's probably even harder to figure out something intelligible and clever to mix together. you have both down pretty damn well.
"even though we want to smite our customers as soon as they approach the serving window, it's not always appropriate" the most honest description of food service ever
I don't know quite how you do it, but your sentence mixing skills seem to get better by the video. You're on an incredible run here, I hope it never stops!
I just wanted to say that your edits are rather impressive. I know this was posted years ago but youtube has been recommending them to me recently and with the recent outbreak of vent tigers, I don't have much else to do. Thank you for your contribution to the internet. Stay safe out there and dont forget to sus.
Non sequiturs like the impressionist artist bit, saag paneer in the failed businesses one, and capturing Tunis in Pepsi are some of my favorite examples of your sentence mixing. They always just blindside me.
@@jamesgilboy9302 I love tangents. I did a whole bit in one of em where the cooking show hostess throws it over to The Usual Suspects and then comes back and reads the line herself
You must smite your customers as they approach the counter, know your juj, joj, something, something sas, suus, lol juj, something. Now you're ready to smite the customers!
You are my favorite pooper. Thanks for being so awesome. Ps. You should experiment with editing subtitles into some vids. See how people like it. Idk if that takes too much longer to make or something.
Given the amount of stuttering these folks undergo, it seems they've really taken to heart that the restaurant business truly is repetitivetetitivetive.
I still remember those giant cash registers that they had. Ugly apple green screens in the back. Now I drive up to McBucket and talk to a TV, and it displays the fat fuck meal that I just ordered to the 3 cars behind me VIA a 70" screen.
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"Your customer will see your balls, the customer will feel em', and will appreciate it."
Sounds like a great place to work
But not better than going to the Hilton they give you oral sex on arrival
The like count on your comment is perfect.
@@thegreat1009 VERY PERSONAL Service!!
Welcome to Dicko's, home of the dildos.
"She might be an idiot; and idiots build our business."
How true this is...
Its been 3 years and its clear to see is not wrong
"the customer's favorite Impressionist artist is Monet"
holy fucking shit
I appreciated that a great deal
"UHRUH ARRA ARRA... it's truuuuuuueeeee!"
"Maintain your taint and smile."
"Be incinsere and smile to the customers, even if you want to smite them as soon as they step up to the register."
Certainly wise words to live by in a service profession.
Words to live by
The speaker is the most honest customer service trainer that I've ever seen. In customer service, we always feel like smiting the customers for being idiots, but idiots build business.
"Play some Slayer" lol
Finally some business advice I agree with.
Halsten
More like, “Raining Condiments”
1:09
"and be a cunnt"
"the customer's favorite impressionist artist is Monet"
while sentence mixing is in itself difficult, it's probably even harder to figure out something intelligible and clever to mix together. you have both down pretty damn well.
Jojje that’s accurate
this is honestly one of the best YTP jokes I've ever heard
"even though we want to smite our customers as soon as they approach the serving window, it's not always appropriate"
the most honest description of food service ever
2:03 that and "idiots build our business"
"Maintain your taint and smile" is the best advice a boss ever gave me.
This is the first time I've ever seen a CZcams Poop referring to impressionist artists. Well done.
"Know your joj,
Play some Slayer,
and
Be a c¥^t"
I walked into my local Hardee's and they were blaring "Raining Blood." I don't know of any other pooper that uses such diverse sources. Love that.
I always want to smite my customers as soon as they approach the serving counter.
"Your customers will see your balls. The customer will feel 'em and will appreciate it."
2:00 - "And idiots build our business!"
bjnartowt what’s on a big dick?
Thomas Passegger ManSaus
maintain your taint and smile!
2:09 Is it just me, or does her shirt display a certain color pattern that only popped up in the past decade?
I hate the feeling when I want to smite my customers as soon as they approach the serving counter as well.
Your customers favourite impressionist artist is Monet
it's true
Classin up the joint with that Monet namedrop
Great, Im taking an "Art of our time" class, and now every time I hear about Monet or Impressionism, I'm going to think of this and laugh.
"play some slayer"
Bill Kurtis must've really been down on his luck 30 years ago.
Sassasomething something sassasess. Very informative lol
From my experience working fast food, 1:31 is too accurate
Why is YT only recommending the whole YTP genre to me now? This stuff is brilliant.
PLAY SOME SLAYER! \m/
Training videos always sound like they’re talking down to people. I’d like to see as many ytps out of them as possible.
I don't know quite how you do it, but your sentence mixing skills seem to get better by the video. You're on an incredible run here, I hope it never stops!
What Bill Kurtis does in his spare time when not reporting the local Chicago news on WBBM Channel 2 😂😂😂
Despite being so nonsensical, I still feel like this accurately captures the vibe of working retail/fast food.
"Remember, you're making a fucking fool of yourself."
Sums up most jobs.
I just wanted to say that your edits are rather impressive.
I know this was posted years ago but youtube has been recommending them to me recently and with the recent outbreak of vent tigers, I don't have much else to do.
Thank you for your contribution to the internet.
Stay safe out there and dont forget to sus.
Sus, man, we lul
@@noisepuppet sas sus something something sus
"vent tigers"? 🤔
@@orlandowordsmith6208 I think it's a general term for apex predators inhabiting the ductwork
@@noisepuppet furniture ducts
Non sequiturs like the impressionist artist bit, saag paneer in the failed businesses one, and capturing Tunis in Pepsi are some of my favorite examples of your sentence mixing. They always just blindside me.
@@jamesgilboy9302 I love tangents. I did a whole bit in one of em where the cooking show hostess throws it over to The Usual Suspects and then comes back and reads the line herself
1:00 freak the customer out
very suggestive, Jim
Thank you
"The customers' favorite impressionist artist is Monet." 🤣
"your customers will see your balls"
"The customer will feel 'em, and appreciate them".
1:00 Freak the customer out 🤣 lol
Very suggestive, Jim.
Welcome to Dicko's, home of the dildos. HeeH.
Your jism, your buns, your life.
You must smite your customers as they approach the counter, know your juj, joj, something, something sas, suus, lol juj, something. Now you're ready to smite the customers!
"Buns" really sounds like "funge." I had to look that up. It's a very old world for idiot or fool.
I like the part between 0:01-2:24.
0:00: Excuse me, what the fuck?
Hmm. I too have felt the need to smite customers when they approach the serving counter. Nice to know that at some places it's part of the training.
I gave a sincere effort to watch the original source, but I just keep reverting back to this lol
but the restaurant business is repetitivepetitiveive.
The indecisive customer looks like Estelle Getty
the mixing in this is top notch
I'm crying. One of the best ytps ever. I subbed. Hope to see more of this quality content.
1:03 lol this is too funny
😆 2:10
Ses s-sause s-something something says sis-sis
now ur ready to take it up the ass 😆
1:07 words to live by
I like these suggestions...I'm going to apply them to my job and see how I get on...wish me luck
1:09
SLAYER!
Homie went full bullfrog at the end there
sus
"Enough with the sauce!"
Sas sis something something sas sees. Why is this funny to me. :D
You are my favorite pooper. Thanks for being so awesome.
Ps. You should experiment with editing subtitles into some vids. See how people like it. Idk if that takes too much longer to make or something.
A poop a day keeps the soos away
I don't know if it's a shame for a child of the Eighties to admit, but I never played Slayer. Is that something I should put on my bucket list?
+JackMcQuack Same here
i like 80s Metallica better
My lifes dream is to have Noise Puppet make the video that they will one day show at my funeral
Sus.
“The customer’s favorite impressionist artist is Monet” is my favorite line ever assembled in a YTP
lol @ the ending,
manager turns into demon frog :D
Sas sus something something sas sas.
Good advice.
this is one of the best YTPs of the year
In my mind, I picture Thor smiting customers for being idiots. This is prime poop here
how did they get Will Smith to act in their ad? lol
Patricia Smith you must never forget that step
Given the amount of stuttering these folks undergo, it seems they've really taken to heart that the restaurant business truly is repetitivetetitivetive.
I still remember those giant cash registers that they had. Ugly apple green screens in the back. Now I drive up to McBucket and talk to a TV, and it displays the fat fuck meal that I just ordered to the 3 cars behind me VIA a 70" screen.
The 2022 training video for McDonald's
Good old days when KY Jelly was a condiment option.
yesterday was this video's 2 year birthday! make a cake.
This is a much more accurate description of the service industry than the source video.
Play some Slayer
Be a c*nt
Lol story of my life 😂
My favorite impressionist artist is actually Degas, but good guess
I absolutely howled at 0:41 😆
Did he say smite the customer? 😆
yes, as soon as they approach the serving counter!
Sadly, it's not always appropriate.
Know your job and play some slayer. Yes.
The customer will see your balls they will hold and appreciate them laughing my ass off
Where do you find these old training videos? Your edits are genius! I love your work!
"Uhhh go away"
These people look so damn 80s!
Happy Halloweew, everybooby.
this is a certified amogus classic
Good service involves much more than just taking food from the customer. It means taking food from the customer. It's repetitive.
The way you something can mean something. Too much!! 😁
How are you getting out these poops this fast?
+hooblefloob Laxatives are Magic.
By maintaining his taint and smiling.
Handling your buns
you should do the same video again
Why does the narrator look like Boris Yeltsin?
"SeS sAs something something SuS SoS"
I don't make ytp, but I am jealous of your editing skills. May I inquire what program you use?
Consumer level Sony Vegas. Not the Pro. Platinum 10 or something.
Alright, thanks. I've had some editor troubles in the past. Maybe I should check that out.
never order fast food from a person wearing a beret - t. american
I expected when he said play some slayer< Slayer Music would PLayAH welllll..
I'm worried about my buns now
Z u u z
Nobody eats at Hardees after the breakfast rush.
sumuthemus
sas sus something something saas sis.
SMITE!
1:01 that customer is dummy thicc.
Suous