Paper Cut Every Time You Turn A Page vs Bite Your Tongue Every Time You Eat? | SquADD Cast | All Def
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- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
This week we debate
Get A Paper Cut Every Time You Turn A Page vs Bite Your Tongue Every Time You Eat?
Eat Pizza For A Year vs No Pizza For 5 Years
Listen To A Song You Hate For A Year vs No Music For A Year?
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Meg: this is why I don't smoke weed because..
Pat: you don't smoke weed because no one offers it lol 🤣🤣
Pat funny as hell , and imagine Meg on weed ? Lmaoooo prolly figure out the true meaning of the pathagorean theorem
Meg the opps
The way he got up and walked away after that was funny too 🤣😂
I'm so damn proud of the self control here 😂
We need to keep this comment at 420 likes
One thing about Patrick, He's going to Google everything. 😂😂😂😂😂
Pat googled what 2 + 2 was one time
Yup, I’m the same way lmao 🤣
Very on brand for a Virgo
After Tahir got him with that little mic hell yeah 😂
@@ellissmith23 I did too
BT: “Kev yu Mexican? Well como estas & shit”
😂😂
It’s funny cause that’s something I know they would find hilarious that they may or may not have skipped over
This format seems so much better than the in person for some reason
Right? I think they're more comfortable too this format, because it's from home vs being crammed in the studio.
And you can see their facial expressions more clearly
I agree I don't like it when they are sitting awkwardly on those couches straining to get their joke out or over talking the special guest.
I swear I thought it was just me!!😅😅
Agreed
Jasmine’s white lady voice and sales pitch was hilarious! We as Black people really do all be having different voices for different people. Some people just aren’t ready for the flavor lol.
The laugh had me weak 😂😂
the code switch lol
all black moms got a secretary voice. most underrated actors
Going from one voice to the other when still in the presence of the person who got the first voice is always hilarious
They ain't ready for the flavor 😩😭
The “who was the first person to...” convo was hysterical 😭
Facts 😂
Wow, Kev stayed the whole time!!
great now so can i 🥲
😂😂😂
@@squaddfanpage1169 same!!
Thanks for the heads up 😂
Ikr. I think bc tahir wasn't there
“Refurbished kids”?…the little orphaned kids are crying in a corner right now Kev 😂
Awwwww😭🤣😭🤣
As a person from the Caribbean, I have NEVER heard Caribbean natives pronounce plantain as “plantane.” Most natives pronounce it as “plantin.”
You are 100% right
Caribbean people stand up
Yup. If you ask for a "plan-tane" here people will look at you funny. We pronounce it as "plan-tin". 🇹🇹
Thank you 🤦🏾♀️
I've heard people from SC call it "plantin" too.
STILL FIGHTING FOR THIS VERSUS TOPIC!!!
Would you rather have a messed up hairline with perfect teeth or two messed up/missing teeth with a perfect hairline?
Shoutout to Kev and Tahir.
Where are the missing teeth ?
@@brandonwalker3755 tahir side tooth
Its alway the side tooth for black people lol
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷...🦷
Bad teeth can be corrected ,a bad hairline ruins lives ,trust I have both so I know
@@nightlove5642 that depends on which is cheaper. The tory lanes/tyga transplant or teeth 😂
Tehir left for one episode and y’all talking about eating butt
Sooooo... were gonna act like Kev didn’t just bring it back to Tahir: Creme de la Crom 😩😂😂😂😂
Nobody heard it but me
I heard it, but they breezed right by it lol
Dang, had to check myself cause I audibly whispered "yes!" when Pat showed up. 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
I did too…🤷🏽♀️🤦🏾♀️lol
Same
When ol gurl said "i want your kids Kev" I didn't know where the conversation was going to end up 👀 🤣.
Me too girl
33:08: "Dogs can't do cowgirl" is def one of the wildest takes
This conversation went completely off the rails🤣
We gotta start checking Meg so called facts 😂🤔
Lol been fact checking Meg since Great Taste.
@@ajwilson9364 man she sounds so believable lol. It be bs sometimes and they go along with it.
Pat out here reppin All Def Cannabis answering all the smoker questions🔥🍃💨
This might be the most y'all ever strayed from the topic😂😂😂
No Tahir🤷🏾♂️😭
It’s a close second😂….the first episode that Ty was on, tahir just said “glasses vs contacts” then they went off topic roasting Meg😂😂by the time they were done none of them knew what the topic was😂😂
She want kids that's already started off lol. That sounds like when I was a kid and people would make gimp bracelets and be like, I just need somebody to start it off. 😂😂😂😂
hahah!
I love Jazmyn. She is so hilarious. Pat is so beautiful, he is such a vibe.
They are both beautiful people ☺️
I don't know why, but I really don't care for Pat.
@@karinwall999 😐
@@karinwall999that's interesting. If Pat isn't here, I'm not watching.
Jaz’s laugh is so healing
I swear😭
All that BEAUTIFUL chocolate skin from Jasmin and BT 🤤🤤🤤
@Geechee Exactly lol. I’m just pointing out the beautiful silky chocolate skin they have. I love it. People love to over analyze what you say.
@Mario Jefferson All shades of skin are beautiful
Y’all look like a live action the proud family reunion 😂😂❤️👏🏿👏🏿
Now you have say who is each character because I don't see it.
That's good!!!
@@s8450631 Bt is obviously Sticky 😂😂 but everyome else i dont see it ... Pat is Lacieniga 🤣
You can tell Meg the host cuz when everybody static she’s the only one whose still clear lol
😭😭😭
@Juan carlos LoL like literally
I love when the show goes over an hour.
if you have small children; then you've already listened to Old Town Road and Baby Shark several times a day for a year.
And you should be ashamed for listening to old town road
Nobody:
Pat : “This is dumb, I’m horny”😂😂😂😂
Completely out of context 😂😂
at what time did he say that?
@@jethrohoward3664 @ 27:03
27:00
I need that to be a meme lol
Do people not ever watch the whole video?!
BT and Jazmin are so hilarious.
BT is the absolute shit, I love him. Jazmin is funny, but not even low key, she racist as hell.
Dont worry Kev, i caught the "Crem della crom" reference 🤣
Now this is a lot better, i like it when they host this in there homes, it just seems comfortable that way.
Man!!! I thought it was just me lol. I prefer them to do these shows on Zoom its just...better lol
@@lattydatty1 Yes !!
No 🧢! the zoom shows feel more comfortable
I also thought I was the only one, the couches seem unnatural and like there’s a separation.
@@nmw654 Yes!
Oral is an Australian kiss... It's like a French kiss, but Down Under.
Genius
👏🏾
This would kill on dad jokes
Lmao
Best comment award 👏🏾. Impressive
Let's go! My monday morning ritual. What's good folks
I work for the post office and junk mail is NOT what keeps the business going..A lot of medicine is delivered through mail. Also parcels, P.O. Boxes you pay monthly rental/owners fee) ..Then theirs third parties we deliver Amazon, Fed-Ex, UPS and Hertz also and holiday shipping/handling.
BT here? Oh it’s bout to be IGNANT 😂😂😂
Jazmyn want someone to start off her kids like a lanyard...I never started mine either lol
This is such an accurate description 🤣
No Tahir? Damn. He’s my favorite SQUADD member. But I’m sure this’ll still be good
I was lowkey excited
Yeah Tahir🥃 is my guy lol weird not having him but we got BT👑 & Jas😁
He took a small break after touring
That’s how I felt when DoBoy left 😖
@@KingTerrell good for him. I’m glad he’s finally getting some rest. I miss him though.
You guys have to keep the zoom version of this. In person is just weird now. Also... Keenan!???
I loved the way he presented the ads very smooth and heartfelt it was a nice change🥰
@@lattydatty1 it was great!
@@lattydatty1 He did a great job!
I can never hear when they are all on set.
@@reshuner I can't either.
4 squares....
Awe no pat 😕
5th square starts loading.....
Please be pat please be pat 🤞🏽
I was happy when I heard his lil laugh before his face popped up lol🥰🥰🥰
literally me!
Montel Jordan wrote "Nobody's suppose to be here" for Deborah Cox
BT is literally one of my favorite people. Lol. He's such a regular dude.
Eating butt should be called “Florida Fellatio” 😂😂
Hilarious😂🤣😂🤣
I appreciate how Kev 🎬 makes a concerted effort to make sure not only he doesn't overtalk others but also that those being overtalked are heard! 😁👍🏾
#CaptivatedStageWingBooRyder📸️🎬👼🏾🦋🚘
Years in the making 😂
@@LookerStenographer Kev is like all of us/fine wine🍷...getting better with time. 😁👍🏾⏳
Yea he put in some work to do better with that over the years.
@@8JacksLegendary - He definitely has and it's showing. 😁👍🏾
When he called back to Jaz's question, I was impressed. He a gentleman
41:04 Kev uses “slaps” to describe food (again) and calls back on “creme de la crom” 😂 shoutout to Tahir
Jasmine needs to attend , she’s literally my favorite person in this episode
She so beautiful I be wanting to give her kisses all over her face
I thought Keenan was about to tell me to get off the coach and sign up for some shady college 😅 big “what do you have to lose” energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yess! Educate Kev on the benefits of Shea Butter! Kev need to go to the flea market and pick some up. Where he been at?
Kev is anti lotion/moisturizers
Damn was it really tahir keeping y’all on Topic 😂😂😂😂
When Jazmyn went into ‘sales’ voice 😂🤣😂🤣😂
This episode was so funny and I could listen to them talk about random stuff all day
You can tell that Tahir is missing by all of the off topic conversations 😂😂 I don’t mind it 🤷🏾♀️
I miss tahir. I love his laugh.
A few episodes without could be cool
@@NamasteInYourLane same lol
Girl they discussed everything but the preselected topics😅 It was funny though
Jaz husband is confusing an air fryer and a slow cooker. Slow cooker you put everything in and done food comes out. Air fryer is as she said, just an over.
Thats what I was thinking too
This episode didn’t miss a beat it was still random and funny as hell
most of us Caribbean ppl pronounce plantain "the Jamaican way"
But we tend to say plantin.
@@reinaldopessoa2603 which is how they said yardies pronounce it
I'm part Jamaican and I've always pronounced plantain the word as "plan-taen". Call me crazy...
Yep in Guyana we say plantin
I never heard a Caribbean person pronounce it otherwise
And I understand about that dessert thing on a date lmao. Be exactly who you are BT. That way she can never say she didn’t know you have this habit 😂😂😂
Bt was chucking them water jugs like he was stone cold😂😂😂
Patrick's inflection kills me 😂😂😂
As someone who grew up in Jamaica, we made fun of people who said “plant tane”. That’s the tourists way of saying it.
BT !!! This brotha is hilarious 😆😆😆😆
How's Meg more picky about the specifics of the topic when she's not presenting it lol. It said *Only* eat pizza not a lil slice a day lol
I was looking for this. They changed one side of the topic entirely
Yup, if this was Tahir she would be dissecting the hell out of the specifics
Exactly lmaoo
Patrick singing “never would’ve made it” for Meg lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “never……..never…..never” lol
How does Meg not think she looks good she is gorgeous every episode y do y’all women be thinking less when y’all be looking so fine lol
Because of guys like Kevin lol
Facts. Meg is bad 😍
@@vincentkees7928 facts like she hella fine
@@blueheartarmory but it’s all jokes kev jus be messing wit her bc she is gorgeous she ain’t gotta doubt nun bout herself
@@destinedforgreatness3030 its jokes to us but females take that shit seriously especially when you gotta be on camera lol
I wanna give ADD props for introducing me to amazingly talented people like Jasmine and BT. Been following them for a while now and always great to see them here doing their damn thing!
They came for Tahir's non-existing neck at the very end lol.
i love this lineup....although i miss Tahir.. BT IS HILARIOUS!!!
When they started talking bout the name Barbara all I could think of is Fabo yelling 🎵BARBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! 🎵😆😆😆
Pat roasting Duke Ellington is a level of comedy I didn’t know I needed 😂😂😂
I miss when Squadd Cast would go in rewind to see how they got completely off topic.
I would take the paper cuts.. I'll just be looking everything up on the internet and using Kindle like a mf lol
BT be like fuck books and it kills me every time lol
Montell Jordan wrote Nobody Suppose to be here sung by Deborah Cox.
Yoo every post middle-aged teacher got clammy hands fr 😭
we need Tahir to keep it the way it’s says.... “ONLY eat pizza for a year”, not a slice a day. Tahir would’ve stopped their nonsense
YES!!!!
Imagine only have to listen to Future's verse only from King's Dead for a year.
Oof
Keenan coming through with the ads
I'm with Jazmyne W, I can't with "this is how we do it"... She's my type of chic 😍
"Getting his horseshoes retacked" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meg slid through at the end with heat 😂😂😂
Kevin sing peaches & cream like that every episode!!!!!!!
Yo Pat was killing it this episode 😂😂 I literally started crying
I love this group. It’s the perfect combination of OG squadd members and hilarious guests
Kev, my high school did a fundraiser and for the ENTIRE WEEK they played “It’s Friday” in the Halls for every class period change!!! It kept going until they reached their goal😐🤦🏾♀️
Imagine if that was the motivation your school used. That is domestic violence
Meg lookin so fye bruh 💜💜
SquADD cast really be hitting when y'all go off the question, i laughed so hard this episode my cheeks hurt.
This was a great episode!!!
Imagine listening to party in the USA for a year straight.
My grandma ordered me 5 cheesecakes from QVC when I was pregnant. She was like it's for you and the baby. ????? Ok nana
Ahhh, that was so sweet of your Nana!
@@charray6867 it was but I could not finish it. I was like days away from delivering
Great job on the ads Keenan! 😁👍🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is the group I need every Monday!
Jazmyn and Meg are looking like pure raw excellence 👸🏾
I COULD NOT listen to happy by Pharrell every day!! I would send myself to the upper room!
Nah Meg at the very end with the horse shoes joke was HILARIOUSSSSSSS
Yes I loved this episode! 🙌🏾♥️
Totally off topic but Pat is so damn cute ! 😻
They got Lauryn Hill to guest star this episode
Shes so gorgeous and speaks so good
that's hilarious
you mean lauryn hill?
@@brycerobinson1226 yea...Google translate isn't on his side today
Loved this group, y'all funny
LMAO i love when yall go off track from the subject. I wish this was longer but i know yall busy asf. i love yall lmao
BT is low-key telling yall he has two stomachs
I cant wait till Kev runs into Slim from 112. 😏😏 He should just pop up at the Atlanta show. I would pay to see that
Not mad at the line up🙌🏽🙌🏽
GREAT EPISODE Y'ALL
This ep is off the rails 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"No pumps, in like a thermometer 🌡"
"Imagine a dog mounting cowgirl"
"Boston ButtLick"