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I saw chat saying that too it seems like a good idea but I probably wouldn't have worked because the blue balls are very fragile the slightest hit could break it
Fun fact: Infamous Blue Yoga ball - Can only be destroyed by front bumpers, wheels, Cacti's, and by shooting. - It does not gain damage from falling or hitting objects and standing on it. - It only gains momentum whenever pushed by the player or npcs. - It can only be found inside Michael mansion -It is the only blue ball in single-player game
Your spelling of 'cacti' has given me an unbearable migraine. Why oh why do so bloody many people think that apostrophes are used to signify plurals? They serve as contractions, for example to shorten "it is" to "it's".
@@robertdyer8614 you can get both, take the money car and lose the cops without going to far away from lsc then take the tractor. Now you've got money and a tractor
For those curious about that tractor in micheals garage, it's the Epsilon tractor from that side questline. It's supposed to be a final reward, but it's actually worse than the tractor out by that light house directly east of McKenzie Field.
@@foodafen7406 I assume that it has its top speed and engine values changed from the one that naturally spawns, or the one that naturally spawns has EMS upgrades built into it.
The Epsilon one drives like it has engine damage. And it takes long enough to start up that Mike says "Start up, you piece of shit" and all other lines where that one would be used. And it can't drive up the inclines around his house.
Starting a video with Katamari Damacy music is a sure way to get me interested in watching it entirely good sir. Also I recognise the irony in having the most wholesome videogame's soundtrack being used for a GTA game.
Or maybe it shows there is something wrong with you when you can watch a guy push around a blue ball in a video game for 36 minutes and enjoy every second of it.
21:35 The rusty tractor is what you get for finishing the final Epsilon mission - I kept it too (although it's not unique). Slowest vehicle in the game? No power too - it barely gets up the hill to Michael's house when you stash it after Epsilon.
@@prayudisenopati7316 I feel like that’d be the limit of what chat could do but then again, I’ve seen his chat do more unlikely things before so I’m probably mistaken in saying that😂
I know a guy they call the “wrecking ball” because he lost a testicle in a motorcycle crash that caused the second one to swell to very large proportions.
i assume his ball had developed a blood clot of some kind after losing the first one. And due to that, a bloodvessel started swelling up to the size you mention
If anyone is wondering about the *name of the music in the beginning* then just search for *"Lonely Rolling Star"* which is a song from the *Katamari Damacy* game 😎👍
i've realized something when we (or maybe its just me) play gta, everytime we do a crime, like running over pedestrians, its funny and entertaining, but if we see a npc running over everyone else, we get shocked
I just found this video over a year after you posted it. It inspired me to try to get it to Mt Chiliad. Wonder if the mountain lions will help me push it...
@@harrylemonade0079 before 2021: this comment is funny, i'm gonna like this comment. 2021: tHiS pErSon hAs A cHeCkMaRk nExT tO hIs nAmE, i dOnT cArE iF iT'S fUnNy oR nOt
Something you likely already know but I just found out. You can have a weapon out in Michaels house without a wanted level but only if there’s a mission outside his house. You can go in around the back.
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I will sub to 2nd channel now
involuntary excretion
ball% officialized when
I started this meme no one can tell me otherwise
Liking for Yoga Ball Vacation 2: Mount Chiliad.
Same
Agreed
A.K.A cougar edition
@Andy KA Michael: dies
Cougar: breathing is almost the most important thing, no?
The best vacation
Now we need a Chaos effect called “Blue Balls” that just spawns a few of these yoga balls
Good idea
Perfect
This needs PIN
Blue balled
^
3 years later: "Hello and welcome to what is hopefully my last attempt at pushing this blue yoga ball up Mount Chiliad..."
hehehehe
Sisyphus moment
Nope not yet
Any day now
close
You could have used the forklift to bring it into the bulldozer
You're smort
I saw chat saying that too it seems like a good idea but I probably wouldn't have worked because the blue balls are very fragile the slightest hit could break it
that was my idea when I heard about this but I thought the ball would fly out of the bulldozer
Cargobob works!! 100% try it out
@@FE1NFE1N Wait the ball is considered a vehicle?
"Omg guys Matto is finally back to speedrunning"
***happiness noises***
he's actually back!
Check his newest tweet, he is back!
Hes actually going back
Ball%
"If you ignore all the bad things I've done, I've never done a single bad thing in my entire life." -Matto, 2021
Based
That is a quote I can stand by. People can't quit bringing up the past.
@@TheOneGuyAce Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to
Michael could use that quote
Words to live by.
Guy: What is the point of your life?
Sisyphus: 15:29
Amanda: Its either me or the ball...
Michael: B A L L !
Fun fact: Infamous Blue Yoga ball
- Can only be destroyed by front bumpers, wheels, Cacti's, and by shooting.
- It does not gain damage from falling or hitting objects and standing on it.
- It only gains momentum whenever pushed by the player or npcs.
- It can only be found inside Michael mansion
-It is the only blue ball in single-player game
Ah, the blue ball ethusiateg
If only he knew this beforehand
Your spelling of 'cacti' has given me an unbearable migraine. Why oh why do so bloody many people think that apostrophes are used to signify plurals? They serve as contractions, for example to shorten "it is" to "it's".
@@Verdessa1273 Oh god, I cannot unsee that he did that now. Cacti is already PLURAL AGH
@REPORT BOTS ON YT!!! when the lift raised the ball popped automatically beacause of the hitbox resulting him to do another strat.
"Why does Michael have a tractor inside his garage?"
-Random guy on chat
Why not?
you get that after completing the last epsilon program mission,
well you either get it or a few million dollars depending on the choice you make
@@AryanSingh-gk2hi Tractor sounds more fun than money.
@@robertdyer8614 you can get both, take the money car and lose the cops without going to far away from lsc then take the tractor. Now you've got money and a tractor
You can also find one of those tractors hidden in a bush on a farm. Forget the name of the area. But that's how I got it.
28:54 me crossing the road alone for the first time as a child
21:41 So, why DOES Michael have a tractor in his house?
uhhh Michael's farming????? obviously
He found his path to enlightenment
Kifflom brother brother
When you realize that this video is the closest we've ever seen Matto actually play GTA V casually
Very true
this is just casual gta 5
Especially having a super chill, already "100% complete" save file with no more mission markers.
@@onezero6407 Well he started playing it solely for speedrunning it, so you're not wrong.
Nice pfp
Matto when he's trying to find a girlfriend:
"Any hole is a goal"
🤣
Well that doesnt exclude boyfriends
We still have a chance
@@hopin8krzys You're not wrong
its on trevor's lifeinvader profile
@@karpatiafan3323 I know :D
26:31 Nice syncing the music to the ball’s death.
I don't know why, but that woman shouting "oh my god" at 25:58 makes me laugh every time.
“DarkviperAU’s Blue Ball Adventure” sounds like it means something very VERY different lmao
Lmaooooo
DarkviperAU destroys amanda after blue ball with his big “grenade”
That is in fact the joke, well done!
Congrats! You found the joke
"It's a lot harder to control yourself when you can't aim down the barrel of a gun."
Words to live by.
w h a t
@@EvanG529 guthrie
M8 spot on 🤠
@@EvanG529 shut up EVAN I bet you like
-Sun Tzu Art of War
I love this guy. His content is amazing.
16:56
Random pedastrian: Hello There
Matto: Hi
Me: General Kenobi!
"Why did Michael have a tractor in his garage?"
Because he isnt Townley
You sir just destroyed my dre---
@@Ori--pw5vw your what
Michael TRACTORnley, not TOWnley
You win
Wow...
CHAOS BALL%
Get Matto and chatto. it's gotta happen
Ayy totej i listen to your remix's
Their 🔥. i love your endless summer nightcore remake my guy
Good idea
27:37 the funniest rage ever XDXDXD
11:33 i feel you xd
its cool that matt combined his two favorite things. speedrunning and balls
yes
yes
We need more ball jokes
fast balls
Audience: "Can we have speedrunning?"
Matt: "We have speedrunning at home"
Speedrunning at home:
Matto*
me who actually enjoyed it: ;-;
Sajid Ahmed and who didn’t?
@@lamardavisakald4438 slurp yum
@@lamardavisakald4438 apparently the guy above named cerj
27:17 Nice beatboxing Matto XD
20:42 How can I be responsible, I was sleeping?
For those curious about that tractor in micheals garage, it's the Epsilon tractor from that side questline. It's supposed to be a final reward, but it's actually worse than the tractor out by that light house directly east of McKenzie Field.
Im curious, how is it worse than the tractor at the lighthouse
@@foodafen7406 I assume that it has its top speed and engine values changed from the one that naturally spawns, or the one that naturally spawns has EMS upgrades built into it.
The Epsilon one drives like it has engine damage.
And it takes long enough to start up that Mike says "Start up, you piece of shit" and all other lines where that one would be used.
And it can't drive up the inclines around his house.
Hopefully this starts a whole new trend of “Taking The Ball Across The Map”
From lsia to paleto bay
Doug doug in few days: can I take a yoga ball across San Andreas with chat controlling my mod menus
@@HollowKZ with the ball being so fragile there is no way its gonna work for doug
I hope it starts a BlueBall%, where the goal is to get it into the ocean (or any water connected to it?) as quickly as possible
Next Sonny Evans vid right there
Starting a video with Katamari Damacy music is a sure way to get me interested in watching it entirely good sir.
Also I recognise the irony in having the most wholesome videogame's soundtrack being used for a GTA game.
34:00
This is why we kill you in chaos Matto
Damn, a 36 minute video of an Australian man playing with balls, seems like something that I would watch.
i watch it all the time
I can send you some more
@@roycewilliams7695 can you send more?
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wat
he can play with mine any time
You know someone's entertaining when they make pushing a ball in a video game interesting.
Nah it’s the ball that is the entertainment. Ball is King.
Or maybe it shows there is something wrong with you when you can watch a guy push around a blue ball in a video game for 36 minutes and enjoy every second of it.
@@Kodlaken well i enjoyed lol
@@Kodlaken go away
@@gray7112 If I had anywhere else to go do you think I would be watching a guy push around a blue ball in a video game for 36 minutes?
0:14 Michael is forklift certified
21:35 The rusty tractor is what you get for finishing the final Epsilon mission - I kept it too (although it's not unique). Slowest vehicle in the game? No power too - it barely gets up the hill to Michael's house when you stash it after Epsilon.
POV: Michael got bored being under witness protection
Micheal was never in witness protection! *insert DarkViperAU rant*
*WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!*
*"NOOOOOO"*
POV: there is no dimension where Michael was in witness protection
Learn to use the pov *POG*
New title: "an overportective dad walks with his ball while holding a gun."
NPC: What's the purpose of your life?
DarkViperAU: to push this ball
30:24 brakeboost
In comes DougDoug: “Can Twitch Chat push a yoga ball in GTA 5 into the ocean?”
Yessssss
Yeah uf you want the fast one just drop it to michael pool
@@prayudisenopati7316 I feel like that’d be the limit of what chat could do but then again, I’ve seen his chat do more unlikely things before so I’m probably mistaken in saying that😂
@@Ruftinator they flew a plane for over a minute before “landing” in the ocean.
Mommy can we have Doug Doug at home ?
Mommy: no baby we have Doug Doug at home
Doug Doug at home: “show’s picture of friendly Baron”
I know a guy they call the “wrecking ball” because he lost a testicle in a motorcycle crash that caused the second one to swell to very large proportions.
That must be an interesting dinner topic
delete this comment
I have many questions, none of which I want answers too.
i assume his ball had developed a blood clot of some kind after losing the first one. And due to that, a bloodvessel started swelling up to the size you mention
Interesting fact but why does this have to do with the war crimes you committed in Kosovo?
12:44
Parents when you turn 18
34:28 Joseph Stalin explaining to his friends what happened to their other friends.
Missed opportunity to call this "DarkViperAU's Blue Balls"
Literally mentioned at the start of the video why he can't
@@demmatterseducer5667 Given that he does multiple attempts one could still argue that there are multiple.
@@Juhujalp that's fair
he said there weren’t 2 so he couldn’t make a joke about that
69 likes currently. Nice
finally matto has a world record again
He still has the one and only, unbeaten, mask world record
@@akajustadog6196 i forgot about that record
@@akajustadog6196 what is that
@@Glassmuncher1 2 SECONDD
Get that ball on the fuckin mountain
If you like the video, he might do this I a part 2
23:12 this bgm brings back memories
Pink guy?
Matt: has 8000 hours on GTA V
also Matt: calls Amanda "some woman"
i think she was the servant, not amanda
@@finjuissi5590 nah it was amanda
amanda looks like a zombie
I feel like “any hole is a goal” is true for all blue balls
Clever
big blue balls
35:25 It's definitely going to get 100k likes eventually.
Get this video to 100K Likes people
What Michael doing while in witness protection:
I didn’t know he was in witness protection!
Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!
If anyone is wondering about the *name of the music in the beginning* then just search for *"Lonely Rolling Star"* which is a song from the *Katamari Damacy* game 😎👍
Thank you
Person: so what do you do in your freetime?
Matto:
“Look they’re doing yoga (intense pause) **ARE YOU MOCKING ME**???!?”
Can't believe I just watched 36 minutes of some Aussie dude pushing a blue ball around... And enjoyed it 😂
11:42 "It's a ball. It's rubber made of air" Matt - 2021
He's correct, the best kinda correct
Best part of this video for me is at 0:01. I just love, how the music beat is aligned with Jimmy exploding :)
Let’s get it to 100k now
i've realized something when we (or maybe its just me) play gta, everytime we do a crime, like running over pedestrians, its funny and entertaining, but if we see a npc running over everyone else, we get shocked
Payable character supremacy
Protagonist syndrome
And when they run us over we get mad
@@demmatterseducer5667 thats not surprising
AHHHH! The yakuza “I’m learning the moral of a good ending in a substory” music when the ball blew up
My eyes opened when I heard this. I’m currently playing yakuza 0 doing substories for the secret boss fight as I’m typing this
@@ExtremeMan10 I gave you a like :) I hope you have a better day mate
@@Vengeance5714 my day sucks, i have terrible hangover
@@ExtremeMan10 I’m sorry to hear that, did you have fun the day before or was it one of those nights? Have you tried something like a coffee or tea?
Matto when the cops get into the house: Runs dead chat
everytime matto walks by the jewelry store intersection now all i can think of is him petting that woofle waiting to cross the road irl
When the hardest part of the run is remembering to start the timer.
6:00 - "roll's dead" lol, nice one chat.
I just found this video over a year after you posted it. It inspired me to try to get it to Mt Chiliad. Wonder if the mountain lions will help me push it...
15:28 Okay, Sisyphus.
I’m just disappointed that Rockstar didn’t make the blue ball a playable character
The game would be so much better
Maybe gta 6 will have the perfect character
@@ratto7896 yes
This says a lot about our society
@@tomasbar1101 it does
The ball is playing OHKO. Matto’s just helping with his past experience
I love how on the first attempt Michael dies but the ball survives. That was an unexpected result.
If you play with your joystick too much... eventually you'll be walking around with blue balls.
6:28 Michael blows up Jimmy.
Also Michael: "I'm out!"
Dang it, now I want to see fan art of Micheal playing with his b̶l̶u̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶
blue ball.
How about Matt playing with Michael's blue ball?
You guys are geniuses, should've written that instead. XD
GTA 5 rule 34
One must imagine Sisyphus as Michael from GTAV with a blue yogaball
“It’s a lot harder to control yourself when you can’t aim down the barrel of a gun” so inspiring
“Hi, welcome to darkviperau, where we solve problems no one has”
sorry not posible, already copyrighted by another strimah
Wow that’s gotta be my favorite moment now:
Remember when Matto tried to give a gymnastics ball velocity with a mini gun?
This video has a DougDoug vibe and I love it.
YESS THE MUSIC AT 16:25 GETS ME SO PUMPED
Official category when?
Verified person alert! Like the comment the person is verified!
@@harrylemonade0079
before 2021: this comment is funny, i'm gonna like this comment.
2021: tHiS pErSon hAs A cHeCkMaRk nExT tO hIs nAmE, i dOnT cArE iF iT'S fUnNy oR nOt
@@ICTOAUsername what does that have to do with 2021, verified people have always had the free like pass
@@demmatterseducer5667 people never said "whats up checkmark" or "give this guy likes, he's verified" before 2021
@@ICTOAUsername how do you know
I will recap the video,matto is playing with a blue ball for 36 minutes
google blue balls
@@shadowphoenic hmmmm
@@shadowphoenic ITS A TRAAAAAPPP
And asking hookers to Help him
23:58 "No I'm stuck, Karlos help me"
Le me* Yeah Karlos help him to kill you.
I cannot believed I just watched a grown ass man push around a yoga ball in a video game for half a hour. Would watch again.
Yoga ball: “I fear no man, but that thing”
A car
“It scares me”
So this is what he referred to when he said that he's coming back to speedrunning
Did anybody else notice Amanda walking around with a clay mask and cucumbers over her eyes? How can she see if through cucumbers?!?!?! 21:21
6:46 the music playing is GT Auto from Gran Turismo
"Hes burning off his calories"
This made me way to much laugh than it should
You were asking for DougDoug collab ideas, a blue ball race seems perfect. Maybe throw in Twitch Chat and Voice Commands.
Love the Yakuza music 😂
NPC runs over ball, instantly regret's it - DarkViperAU
5:32 That melody is giving me Yakuza flashbacks...
An even better one at 24:59
I knew I heard this melody from somewhere. It was bothering me so much when I couldn’t remember where it was from.
@@kyle948 isn't this judgments soundtrack?
Nevermind I remember this in Yakuza 2
@@kyle948 ...Yakuza 0, right?
This is the type of content we need.
THERE IS ANOTHER BLUE YOGA BALL IN FLOYDS APARTMENT AND ITS UNDESTROYABLE
Ahh, a blue ball in Michael’s house. Another excellent example of Rockstar’s subtle humour.
“Darkviperau’s Blue Ball Adventure” Are you trying to tell us something matto?
"I speedrun coloured balls"
"Oh, so you play red ball?"
"..."
"...you do play redball right?"
Something you likely already know but I just found out. You can have a weapon out in Michaels house without a wanted level but only if there’s a mission outside his house. You can go in around the back.