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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2020
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JoshDub hi
JoshDub I think I saw you on tic tok
Hi Josh I'm first also F in the chat for juicy and his no no square (◡ ω ◡)
almost at 5 mill
Press F to pay respect to the no no square
“If we can’t eat cats, why are they made out of food”
- Juicy 2020
Quarantine hit him plus these questions are some you ask yourself
That’s why the virus killed everyone in China
Asia liked that
XD
he didn’t say that but ok
When you've watched every video from everyone's point of view, but you still watch this one because these boys are amazing.
micheal_ j4cks0n ye I feel u I have watched every one
micheal_ j4cks0n facts
@Nikyra Wilson exactly XD
micheal_ j4cks0n lemau fax
micheal_ j4cks0n IKR, they need to upload more
4:13
That slap was so clean looking.
“I almost got this fool on a headshot”
*Yes. Tanks have heads*
Hmmmm, the head, you see, the brushes, uhm yeah fool
They do have heads It’s the top of the tank
@@supreme_doge_yt7509 That’s the joke and you missed it
@@thedogethatgames how can I miss a joke if I just said the joke ???
@@supreme_doge_yt7509 That’s called a turret, so Eddie should’ve said “I almost got this fool on a turretshot”
I love how the personality of juicy changes sometimes changing from an innocent bullied child to a 40 year old man who lost custody of his kids.
LOL
most accurate comment ever
God damn 2 years already
@@cdaemondx8241 yes sir
dont forget mentally challenged kindergartener
I am watching 4 grown men arguing whilst being dressed as brushes
*Content*
*T O O T H B R U S H !*
1.9 million did too
*C O N T E N T I S H E R E ? ?*
😂😂😂
Yes
4:04 this whole part had me dying
👍
This new Ace Attorney game looks great.
I’d buy it
The fact alone that your pfp is Garcello makes this worthy of reading, and it makes sense. For once, the sequel has beaten the original
Fuck yea
@@purretd8455 wow there calm down but you have a cute profile
I just heard Narrator real voice, i can die peacefully now
SAME
The truth has been revealed...
when?
the bubulibo what time stamp?
12:28
He should of said “no no, no jail for me. now I’m finally free.”
Bitch
the king thanks
Oh gosh I can hear juicy's voice singing that🤦♀😂
Nice rthym
Alianna Soeun lol
*Juicy:If i can't eat animals,why are they made out of food?*
*vegetarians:...*
/O w O\
| >< |
Lol
Vegans real quiet after this
I genuinely had the same reaction as Narrator
3:20
*no no, he's got a point...*
I mean he is not wrong
Yes
4:20 :)
The final chapter, Josh’s point of view
Oof
Ava Johnson yeah?
Lol😂
I feel like he cut out 3/4 of the content because on eddies chsnnel there a lot more with josh
I now seen all chapter and now it’s complete
Juicy breathes.
Josh: that is a charge
Stone2Bulletz 😂😂😂
narrator: juicy im here to help you
narrator 8 mins later: we can put you away for life
I love how juicy is just flipping everyone off. The lawyer is just a bad influence
4:11 the fact that josh just casually walks up to juicy to bitch slap him had me dying
Basically parents when you prove them wrong
@@tammytheranger7645 you right about that
Haha just Slaps him
He just goes YEET and slaps him across the face
Same
“No no don’t touch me there. This is my nono square.”You know this exactly helps during Corona 🤣 and it’s really stuck in my head.
Tell me about it
Same lol
Yep it really helps with my fuging depression and anxiety
That's true)
My mom heard me listening to this and she said,"That seems perverted."
“Wait nani?”
Bro the way he said that so calmly just killed me XDDD
We need an entire court series now xD this!
Josh: claims Juicy was doing something very illegal
Juicy: 🖕😐🖕
Josh: 👋😑 "slap"
Also Juicy: 🥺
👉👈
Race10 ftw more like 😐
👉👈
I dont get this shit
@@cakeking8467 me neither
The beginning: that would be me as a dad, proud of my son.
Exactly, and instead of asking if he is winning I would actually ask a reasonable question.
SkinnyStick if and when your son has a phone don’t take it away just don’t take it away
Then you are a wonderful father
you really wanna be a dad and what about you get a girl huh
Don’t care didn’t ask
“Juicy you’re being tried as an adult today do you know what that means?”
I’m sorry I found that adorable
also the "i plead pizza"
4:20 when narrators voice cracked 🤣
Josh: “he’s been charged of an outdated memes”
Me: *having flashbacks
The most used meme in the gang: YEET
That was their last piece of evidence. Destroying evidence is a crime!
Do you know da way
TrunksFT 420th like
U hav pen u hav pineapppel oHhHJjllH peinapelpe peanen
"If I am not supposed to eat animals, THEN WHY ARE THEY MADE OUT OF FOOD?"
- Juicy
No
Maybe
It makes sense
@Christopher Farley I subscribed you bro by the way congratulations for 11k
It’s okay I eat children, like your name suggests you can just eat childre
Juicy: I’m bout’ to act up, boys....
Eddie: Oh No-
10:56 foxy in a nutshell
Lol did u get that from liana in aa nutshell 😅 😆 😂 🤣
Yes, fellow fnaf fan
As soon as eddy said “ I’m playing world of tanks blitz” I immediately looked down to the left of my screen and saw it
Eddie*
@@kali6444 oh sorry I think you mispeled your name. Fuck wit*
@@squizzy6761 , bruh, he just corrected him. He wasn't even rude about it.
He’s obviously never played they game
Lolol
“I would kill for that”
Not the best thing to say in court.
yup
What is your profile pic
Płægüē Mäñ oof
Crazy Racoon wdym
Płægüē Mäñ he is oof
Eddie being a top notch lawyer.
*pulls out a banana*
Juicy: "What are you gonna do with that!?"
My dirty mind: "Your no-no square." >83
Oh yes, I'll stick it there, RIGHT UP YOUR NO-NO SQUARE!!
Omg lol😭
lol
omfg 😭
GODDAMIT-
“If I can’t eat cats, then why are they made of food?”
I mean he’s not wrong.
Hudson Werich lol
@Hudson Werich that sesame siamese
Ikr
no no blue balls
Atoms are food too, I mean, babies and stuff is made of atoms
Juicy:flips middle finger
Josh: slaps
4:40 I still do the no no square
It being 2020 and being the 5th time watching this
And i still do it the no no square today, may 7th
We all should
That narrator opening was flawless
Josh: *Talking about bribery*
Juicy: *pulling out money* Cmon josh lets just walk away from this.
@@kenwaysgirl3095 Well uhh...
I....
Uhh....
Point for the persecution
Ye
Alright I’ll give you a point
“I hear you decree, on behalf of the No No Court, you two have lost”
“Wait what *AAAAAAAAAAAAAH”*
the best part
BlindingLight
Timestamp?
FinneganPlayz 10:31
that voice melts my heart its adorable as heck 8:07
When the boys are doing promotions, it’s very convincing hahahaha
"IF WE CANT EAT ANIMAL, WHY ARE THEY MADE OUT OF FOOD!"
Well, can't argue with that logic.
neather can i.
I am probably more lazy
Very true
Because it's the neighbor's cat which is considered private property.
Just like humans
9:48 "Just shut the f*** up, please" that's poetry
1:40 I'm already laughing lol
In the little ad thing for that tank game, he looked like he was being held against his will
As a lawyer myself, I can confirm that this is how toothbrushes act
For a second there I forgot that Juicy sounds like he's drowning when he drinks.
he dose
I would like but there’s 69 likes
The HeadHunter24 you can now there’s 278 likes 🙂👍
388 likes úwù
@@Liayuh_1 Oh my god, I just realized I have a bunch of likes.
"If I'm not supposed to eat animals...
then why are they made out of food?!"
Dude your intro has to be one of the best, all around ones ive ever seen, light, just long enough, no ear rape.
Josh: "is it true juicy sang a song called no no square"
CZcams ad: square space
Wow so cool.
Rokael lol
Pickle Rick it’s pickle riiiiiiiiiiick the funniest stuff I’ve seen all day
Rokæl œœp
"Keeping little Eddie occupied will I get chocolate milk" his father's last words before disappearing forever
I got to say, the part that got me laughing the most gotta be when Bushy
(the toothbrush witness) just stood there. Then fell. Making that damn sound-
6:35 this part always get me when I see the brush falls
“Juicy, how do you plead?”
“PIZZA.”
Edit: WOW, I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO GET THAT MANY LIKES.... it’s greatly appreciated
@@hummbox6629 ok
Ed -1024 ok
Dante Morain ok
time
Amparo Jerez ok
"He dabbed, point for the prosecution."
-Honorable judge narrator 2020
4:57 Why does Eddie sound like Jim from troll hunters when he defended juicy???
I know right 😂
3:28 that moment when you wake up on Monday realising you have to work today
More like school
Owo
Lmao
Can’t relate
@@princezuko6499 what's school?
Josh’s face on the world of tanks sponsor kills me🤣🤣
No one anymore:
Literally no one anymore:
Joshdubs and the boys:no no don't touch me there this is my no no square
Narrator: “you have permission to drink some water”
Juicy: (drowns)
oo it at 68
welp.
Gary did you like both your comments?
*hey son you winning?*
*"IM WINNING DAD!"*
I'm sobbing
Christopher Farley bro you already got to 10k, you don't need 11k
@@CODBO2. lol
Instead of asking for subs in a youtube video, make another one. And then another and keep doing it until you don't need to ask anyone.
@Christopher Farley cringe
Christopher Farley stfu I see you on everyone’s channel
world of tanks: exists
War thunder: your free trail of tank has ended
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of food"
goddam thats a really good argument
Juciy :
"I am so innocent,
i would never do the
*No No Square* "
No No Square :
"How dare u disrespect the
No No Square"
I love ur name omg
8:17
I would never do the
No No Square
Well shit, he must be innocent!
@@linusskinner1330
He disrespect the
no no square! :c
@Kaylie Tomblin if i ever go to court, IM PLEADING PIZZA BITCHES!!!!!
"Son are ya winnin?"
Me: *having sad flashbacks*
Edit:rats are cute and also still chill
Rip😔😔
Chill Man Vibes still chill
F
Chill
@@yaltsyaboi7489 still chill
Oh I remember dying from laughter from this video 3yrs ago.
6:41 "So what you're telling me is that he is Juicy's cousin and his name is Brushy Bushy Bristle...?"
“I’m playing World Of Tanks Blitz and almost got this fool on a *headshot* ”
How the hell did “headshot” is now a thing in WoTB
Aqua Airways Channel maybe he meant ammo racked hahaha
Anonymous Unknown nani!
I was going to write that but you stole my likes and fame :'(
my thoughts exactly lol.
Mitchell Williams Couldn’t agree more
“Hey mum can I have a toothbrush?”
“No we have some at home,”
(The toothbrush at home)
Yo
Mom can we get toothbrush
No we have toothbrush at home
Tooth brush at home
Well...
This is different to the other versions of *GenericCZcamsCommentFunnies*
So it's a good tooth brush?
@@CheezedTatos why are you commenting this on the same comment that made this joke like what the fuck man
"when Narrator gets out a toga pillow"
Me:XDDD
Brings me nostalgia of when quarantine was taking over 2020 exactly a year ago... used to watch these videos to make me feel better
Eddie: the no no square was a blessing.
Me: Eddie you were the first one to break the no no square.
JUICY IN COURT: YES YES HE TOUCHED ME THERE
IN IN MY NO NO SQUARE
HE DOSENT SEEM TO CARE
HE TOUCHED ME NO NO SQUARE
nO nO dOn’t ToUcH Me ThEre ThIs Is My nO no SquARe
OH NO, HE TOUCHED ME THERE, RIGHT IN MY NO NO SQUARE
Videos like this really helped me laugh during the Covid outbreak thank you boys.
omg , so honor , so glorious , EVEN THE ads are so good at him , i lv him
“IF IM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT ANIMALS”
“THEN WHY ARE THEY MADE OUT OF FoOd”
I mean like its the same for ppl
Cannibals in a nutshell but animals are humans
*he said the thing*
Ok ppl is retarded they literally copying lines in the video to begg for likes
@@personaexitosa6000 . _ .
I hope josh realizes that he's on the defense side of the court
I needed this
No no, dont touch me there
This is my no no square
Oh god he touched my bone
Right in my no no zone
Thats it, your life's cut short
I'm taking you to the no no court
@Christopher Farley stop it, get some help.
No need to spam it.
Christopher Farley nice so you were begging for 10k now 11k you're disappointing...
@Christopher Farley stfu and get a life
Guys, just like the comment, say its funny and move on, no need to entertain any beggers. Have a nice day yall
@@Spikewars1909 we just wanna tell his atom sized brain something
“IF IM NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS WHY ARE THEY MADE OUT OF FOOD?„
Me: I- WH- HU- UH- THATS- T- THATS TRUE-
Below the video there’s supposed to be videos right? Because for me there are no videos and before they disappeared they were all music videos on every video I pressed on why is that?
@Anna! I lovе SЕХ! ТАР ОN MY РНОТО why r u spamming-
@@hayami5414 Because its a bot
@@jackvonduck i already know sorry someone told me
What people thought Asians would say XD
U guys had me in tears
"I plead pizza" is gonna be my go-to defense if I ever get arrested.
“I hereby declare, you two lost.” 😂 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
the ultimate "SIKE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA!"
And I also have to say you also lost your 15 anime body pillows
“No no, don’t touch me the....”
*Law and order theme intensifies*
Piss off
No stupid j
Christopher Farley yep i will
@@randomman8775 dont
@Christopher Farley imagine saying that but having half assed iphone recorded videos that you threw into Imovie to edit.
I needed this.
The song for this vid is this
“No no, this is my court, and I do not play sport”
Defense Attorney: Mexican
Judge: American
Prosecutor: Australian
Hotel: Trivago
Edit: LMAO 1k likes thanks!
Lol
J03dawg Galves not trying to be mean or anything here, but that meme is pretty old and overused. Still gonna give u a like tho
Kakashikage while it may be true I knew I had my defense attorney Eddie to defend me against the use of an outdated meme
J03dawg Galves well shit. I guess I can’t do anything... 𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌
I FELL FOR IT AGAIN
JoshDub: **sponsors a game**
His fans: *we thought you wouldn’t betray us...*
At least it wasn't RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
They gotta make money, they’re supposed to do this for free?
AK47 Fish yeah
@@ak47fish59 this video was monitized
Andrew Sieam yep
I love World of Tanks Blitz. Also love your videos
9:34 No No Square
No, no don't touch me there
It's what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot
And I don't wanna share
No, no don't touch me there
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule it's
No, no don't touch me there
Keep your gross old hands out my no-no square
No, no don't touch me there
It's my secret little spot
And I don't wanna share
No, no don't touch me there
It's my secret little spot
And I don't wanna share
No, no don't touch me there
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule it's
No, no don't touch me there
Keep your gross old hands out my no-no square
It's my secret little spot
And I don't wanna share
LootLlama92 Playz thank you good sir
I did the no no square while reading that
Thank you for this blessing
@@adriandoray431 why hot
Y? What a good use of time...
God- Every damn time!!! THAT INTRO IS SICK. I vibe to it every video
I love when josh say WAIT NANI
4:11 OMG THAT SLAP😂😂😂😂🤣
-"I'm playing world of tanks"
-"I almost got a headshot"
Checks out
Brandon Kawski lol
You can’t get headshot
Does hitting the cupola count as a headshot???
DeeJaynis I guess shooting the turret counts as a headshot 😂
@@Bravomann thats the joke
“You can’t pled pizza Juicy.” Is my favourite line
Thx for telling me about World of tanks britz and I love your videos
josh: "I'm an epic gamer."
Me: "self promotion lets go!"
He fellow fan
Sxoop Ploop tell me about it the most exciting part of the last few seasons were saquon
@@greengiant4196 lol
Not even the infinity stones would keep them from bullying juicy.
noice
You would know, you're literally thanos
Hi thanos
What if you took the infinity gauntlets from different universes, made a universe which allowed the use of multiple infinity gauntlets, gave them to doctor strange, and then make him use the gauntlets to make sure juicy ain't bullied . As long as your using the comics instead of the movies it should be fine because the characters in the comics are stronger than the ones in the movies and are actually able to do it .
Hello there hmmmm perhaps ive treated you too harshly.
When these are the only videos that make you laugh/smile