MASS EFFECT Andromeda - The Rageaholic

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • It's time for this entire series to rest its face.
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Komentáře • 751

  • @VersatileKing13
    @VersatileKing13 Před 7 lety +841

    I dont think I'll ever get tired of listening to people shit on Andromeda.

    • @GetsugaTensho85
      @GetsugaTensho85 Před 7 lety +31

      JarvisTheBest
      Same!

    • @namelessxdread
      @namelessxdread Před 7 lety +31

      It's become like a pasttime.

    • @TheCookiezPlz
      @TheCookiezPlz Před 7 lety +61

      I keep thinking back to when I tried to warn people when the trailers came out, only to get shit on by fanboys. Then I picture their reaction playing it day one, then laugh.

    • @bigsauce1116
      @bigsauce1116 Před 7 lety +2

      JarvisTheBest your profile pic is so funny.

    • @S.A.O.D.A
      @S.A.O.D.A Před 7 lety

      I get tired of people shitting on me, and vice versa.

  • @DouglasQuaid999
    @DouglasQuaid999 Před 7 lety +535

    Suddenly I remembered people on reddit and neogaf saying they would preorder the most expensive version to spite us "alt right nazis".
    Who's laughing now?

    • @Headbiter
      @Headbiter Před 7 lety +82

      Oh no....please, don't spend your parent's m- I mean, your hard earned money on a barely functional shit game, thus funding the studio to produce even more shit on an abbysmal schedule while the rest of us spend the money we save on cheaper and actually well made games.
      We couldn't handle you hitting yourself in the face some more. Aaaah.

    • @DouglasQuaid999
      @DouglasQuaid999 Před 7 lety +19

      Headbiter The sad part is it's happening with Far Cry 5 but this time with manufactured outrage. At least it's good marketing for Ubisoft I guess

    • @GetsugaTensho85
      @GetsugaTensho85 Před 4 lety +5

      The Chess Club!
      That's who is laughing!

    • @MrFahrenheit2k
      @MrFahrenheit2k Před 3 lety +11

      Imagine thinking you're expressing your political views by paying money to a soulless corporation for a (eventually) shitty game you can't even play right now.

    • @wolfieinu
      @wolfieinu Před 3 lety +6

      @@MrFahrenheit2k Right?! "I'm gonna give all my money to a soulless megacorp to prove how leftist I am"

  • @threeinthegoo1878
    @threeinthegoo1878 Před 7 lety +480

    The female character reminds me of a special ed student I was asked to be friends with back at high school

  • @mfchimichanga
    @mfchimichanga Před 7 lety +811

    Lashed harder than a Muslim woman that showed too much ankle.

    • @3R45U5
      @3R45U5 Před 7 lety +114

      *mini airhorn*

    • @semvision
      @semvision Před 7 lety +89

      Been to Iran recently and that... doesn't happen
      often.

    • @phoenixzion82
      @phoenixzion82 Před 7 lety +14

      This is perfect dude.

    • @datestreetflyers8507
      @datestreetflyers8507 Před 4 lety +1

      What about the testictuar reflection of your point that holds any value in biologically profound argument that supports millions of years of diverse life and response too?

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 Před 2 lety

      TAKBIR!!!

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x Před 7 lety +87

    Bioware died way before 2017. The moment they sold to EA was the death knell, as it is with any such purchase by the Borg.

    • @johncmcham
      @johncmcham Před 7 lety +6

      the Borg actually keep your gifts and appropriate it into their collective. EA will just purge you once you fulfill your purpose in their plan.

    • @hal900x
      @hal900x Před 7 lety +15

      So EA is more like the Xenomorphs: carry you back to their hive, use you to produce horrific offspring and leave behind a lifeless husk.

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 Před 6 lety +9

      Dragon Age Origins was sadly the last true great Bioware game.

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 Před 4 lety +3

      @@alucard624 And many of us fans wept when the purchase was announced. We all knew exactly what it meant.

  • @princeofruins3287
    @princeofruins3287 Před 7 lety +242

    Starring, Ana ''I'm better than you'' kasparian.

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Před 7 lety +62

      "I said fuck, so he knows I'm in deep!"

  • @Plutonia001
    @Plutonia001 Před 7 lety +210

    Bioware makes a bad Mass Effect game - Studio gets downsized and franchise is put on hold
    Eidos Montréal makes an atrocious Thief game - Sequel and movie in the works
    Eidos Montréal makes a fantastic Deus Ex sequel - Franchise abandoned for Marvel shovelware
    I was already certain that there is no god, but I'm beginning to suspect that the devil might actually be real

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 Před 4 lety +16

      The last two are because Squenix Europe is completely incompetent.

    • @gamingjunkie707
      @gamingjunkie707 Před 4 lety +9

      Thank God Hitman franchise is finally free from Squeenix.

    • @Charon-5582
      @Charon-5582 Před 2 lety +2

      Teef, because montreal is Canada's welfare asscrack.

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 Před 2 lety

      @@Charon-5582 You're not wrong.

  • @LuderSatan1
    @LuderSatan1 Před 7 lety +696

    But... but... but... andromeda have all the political correct progressive values, so I have to believe it is the best mass effect game ever, ever. ANITA AKBAR!

    • @harleymitchelly5542
      @harleymitchelly5542 Před 7 lety +5

      I see someone saw the Half-Baked Honey Badger Hour!

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Před 7 lety +46

      Diversity is like Jesus.
      *Successful:* It's all thanks to Diversity!
      *Unsuccessful:* It's because we weren't committed enough to Diversity!

    • @johncmcham
      @johncmcham Před 7 lety +31

      idk, im pretty sure every version of Jesus in existence would all burn this shit in unison.

    • @Arya-xu7vr
      @Arya-xu7vr Před 7 lety +22

      +mariokarter13 You mean communism. It never works and it's conveniently never the real deal.

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet Před 7 lety

      JPCan
      Yeah, even that super sissy Jesus with the scraggly facial hair that makes him look like a prepubescent goat.

  • @walterw8223
    @walterw8223 Před 7 lety +118

    *EA Games* _Ruin Everything_©

  • @gameplay5469
    @gameplay5469 Před 7 lety +42

    The gameplay montage to rock music you put together was 1 million times more exciting and engaging than anything Bioware and EA did to market this heap. You made the game look like actual fun.

  • @jonathanmcgraw3384
    @jonathanmcgraw3384 Před 7 lety +55

    The EA Death List:
    Ultima [X]
    Sim City [X]
    Bioware [X}

  • @thegeth4293
    @thegeth4293 Před 7 lety +46

    andromeda is like the mass effect 3 ending got its own game

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 Před 7 lety +33

    Take a look at Smudboy's videos on why he boycotts ME Andromeda. One of the reasons he gives is how Bioware Montreal's work culture is horrible. How there's so much backstabbing that it mirrors an all-girls' high school. Personal agendas run wild, there's little semblance of organization, and anyone who tries to fix things gets singled out as a troublemaker. Couple that with an SJW obsession with inclusion over gameplay concerns, and you have the perfect recipe for a disaster. At least Bioware Austin seems to have some semblance of competency, having made SWTOR somewhat profitable.

  • @Firion316
    @Firion316 Před 7 lety +43

    Every time someone brings up the "My face is tired" line, I have to wonder: Was the voice acting budget so small that they had to include the outtake reel into the main game?
    It sounds like the VA was whining about having to emote for the facial capture software one too many times..

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 Před 4 lety +4

      What facial capture software? They didn't have any because it wasn't compatible with Frostbite.

    • @hashvendetta7226
      @hashvendetta7226 Před rokem +2

      The opposite
      It was done deliberately after the fact, because the animations were so bad, they figured you'd believe it.
      "Oh. Her face is just tired"..

  • @megaszx08
    @megaszx08 Před 7 lety +38

    I remember when I commented on one of the combat trailer videos, and I got massive (see what I did there) shit from fanboys for writing that the role playing from the game was gone. They replaced it with jet packs, and having and all encompassing "Jesus" class in which you can switch out any and all powers. That wasn't enough though, because they then took away the ability to give your squad commands, killing any strategic combat element and the combo system with it. Why have a combo system, when you can't coordinate anything with your squad mates? Because Bioware is full of idiots, and they killed a franchise with a winning formula by changing or taking away most of the role-playing elements the series is know for.

  • @prometheushippopotimi3076
    @prometheushippopotimi3076 Před 7 lety +288

    more like mass defect

  • @Chintmaster
    @Chintmaster Před 7 lety +65

    Isn't this just standard EA MO? Buy a company, run its top franchises into the ground over the course of a few installments, then retire the IP entirely when it stops being profitable. Then find another beloved company to acquire and repeat.

    • @Chintmaster
      @Chintmaster Před 7 lety +24

      It eats them, slowly digests them and turns them into poo.

    • @johncmcham
      @johncmcham Před 7 lety +7

      in this case it wasnt even digested properly and came out as diarrhea.
      just took the cash nutrients and threw everything else out.

  • @RonPaulBot1234
    @RonPaulBot1234 Před 7 lety +52

    8:03 Lol Less options that jim Sterling at a salad bar xD

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 Před 7 lety +11

    Does Bioware know how big a galaxy is? you would NEVER need to leave your own galaxy to find more places to live.

    • @BooDamnHoo
      @BooDamnHoo Před 7 lety +5

      But Peebee was TIRED and BORED by the Milky Way! The whole thing HAD to go to Andromeda to satisfy poor Shrek, err, I mean PEEBEE.

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 Před 6 lety +1

      I was some hackneyed plot point to justify not explaining the ME3 ending and what the fuck actually happened. Cause no we don’t want to see the results of three games worth of decisions we want to have some retcon sequel bait BS.

  • @Medicesca
    @Medicesca Před 7 lety +72

    Something that bothers me about this game is that """female""" Ryder smiles a fucking everything. When """she""" tells the crew """her""" father is dead, there's nothing but fucking smiles while everyone else is horrified and trying to process their leader dying. But yeah, hopefully the series is in limbo now. It honestly should've ended after 3, botched ending and all.

    • @rosesoftime5153
      @rosesoftime5153 Před 6 lety +3

      I'm getting sick of all the PC characters they now use in games...that is why I haven't bought a game in quite a while...black males, black females taking over original white characters...next well will have a diaabled transgender character leading across the stars...

    • @MERLK2
      @MERLK2 Před 6 lety +2

      Well ... i think that was already done a while ago. Remember Starcraft ... and the Overmind? Its a rough shot, but i think technicaly this leader checkes most of those boxes ;) And let`s be honest. Different kinds of chars could be interesting. If done correctly. And not like till now like "i´m a X/Y/Z and thats my only defining trait - and i`m badly/lazy written and riding on a wave of talentlessly done pc-ploitation"

    • @LisaSimpson2
      @LisaSimpson2 Před 6 lety

      Hmm well I don't there's any thing wrong with the facial animation. And on the odd occasion when it does glitch or something it's just funny and completely forgiveable, particularly given the high quality of the game (like Skyrim). I completed the game 100% and loved every minute of the hundreds of hours spent playing it! When does she smile weirdly when talking about ther father dying? I hear a lot of people vehemently complaining about the facial animation, but you know you can make your own Ryder, right? If you don't like the default one? I made my own Ryder and she looked great throughout. I guess there is the occasional funny expression but only a few times in the entire game and for me if was just more awkward and amusing than anger inducing and didn't detract from the rest of the game. Overall the facial animation were great. The graphics in this game are incredible! All the different worlds and up in space are particulaly beautiful not to mention vast and spectacularly impressive! One of the best games I've ever played. It has refuelled my interest in space, sci-fi and the Mass Effect universe. Superb experience and one of the most immersive and fun times I've had in ages

    • @ryodeath
      @ryodeath Před 6 lety +3

      All females look like they have Down Syndrome.

  • @grampsz.
    @grampsz. Před 7 lety +72

    Is it just me or is Razor slowly becoming early 2000s Undertaker?

  • @ak47wedgie
    @ak47wedgie Před 7 lety +97

    Mass Effect is starting to learn from AC and Fallout. Lets take out most of the fun stuff and replace it with bugs and glitches.

    • @LisaSimpson2
      @LisaSimpson2 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah you're right, Mass Effect is learning from Fallout by making a hugely fun and immersive world. I had no bugs or glitches. The game was incredible and don't regret any of the hundreds of hours I put into it. One of the best games I've played in a long time. Maybe people just aren't giving it a chance and just gave up playing it after 5 minutes after being influenced by some superbly dumb bad reviews lol.

  • @jerrytotten3733
    @jerrytotten3733 Před 7 lety +196

    This game is truly the Bill Nye of video games.

    • @RobTheDoodler
      @RobTheDoodler Před 7 lety

      So is that good or bad? Because Bill Nye is awesome.

    • @jerrytotten3733
      @jerrytotten3733 Před 7 lety +59

      KaiserShep​ you haven't kept up with the times have you? Bill has gone full SJW.

    • @JarJarBinks4ever
      @JarJarBinks4ever Před 7 lety +54

      Both are examples of Science Fiction

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs Před 7 lety +22

      +KaiserShep look up the "gender spectrum" clips from his new show...I honestly hope it was a contract thing, like he HAD to do it, but it more than likely wasn't.

    • @jerrytotten3733
      @jerrytotten3733 Před 7 lety +36

      Coyote briggs he is also on record for wanting to _jail_ skeptics of the cult of climate catastrophism.

  • @bvdemier1
    @bvdemier1 Před 7 lety +20

    As somebody whose first RPG was Baldur's gate 2, this video is painfull to see.
    It isn't just seeing Bioware degrading in front of my eyes, it was seeing Bioware improving themselves a little bit with DA:I and then turn out this thing.
    And the game wasn't what pissed me off the most.
    It was the reaction of a lot of people who i used to trust telling me that the game was okay.
    It wasn't that bad end we were just judging a game by a GIF.
    Go watch Razorfist's video of DA 2 again. The whole Olive Garden rant. That line where the people shouted at you for calling the game a piece of shit.
    It was the same thing all over again.
    I haven't played a Bioware since DA 2 and I remember everything on how every little critisism people dared to make about their games was met with snarky little articles decrying us as "gamingbros who hate everything new"
    I laughed my ass of seeing TB going at it for two whole weeks acting with nothing but snark and cynical twitter remarks on "how the game isn't the plague, man" and "you just have rose-tinted goggles about MA1, man", right until the point Jesse Cox, a massive Bioware fan had to admit that ME: A wasn't good.
    Well Bioware fans, game-journalists and people trying to find the most snarky twitter responds, look upon ye works and marvel at the shit you made. This is the wor you have helped create? Now live in it.

  • @Jenkkimie
    @Jenkkimie Před 7 lety +83

    The shallow writing and especially in character development and animation really shines what a disaster it is. I don't mind all these different group identities but do you have to advertise them all the time like you are in some sort of commercial?

    • @Spermofdog
      @Spermofdog Před 7 lety +32

      Jenkkimie yes, you are, because there is absolutely no way to represent all this meaningless minority through actually good writing.

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 Před 7 lety +10

    You know what I don't get? For all the crowing of diversity by the devs, when it came time to do a gay Krogan they gave him the most stereotypical gay voice this side of a latter day Family Guy episode.
    I mean... what even?

  • @ThomasTheLuckyGamer
    @ThomasTheLuckyGamer Před 7 lety +14

    Fun fact: The lisping krogan is female, but it's brutally obvious that the voice actor is male.

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos Před 5 lety +1

      ThomasTheLuckyGamer *slams my head into the keyboard*

  • @l.f.simutis7231
    @l.f.simutis7231 Před 7 lety +34

    Bioware will never reach Dragon Age:Origins and Mass Effect 2 status ever again.

    • @alexsieckmann6659
      @alexsieckmann6659 Před 7 lety +5

      You misspelled "Mass Effect 1". I swear i'll never understand why people like Gears Effect 2 so much...

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 Před 6 lety +1

      Oh please it was fine was it perfect no but at least it was fun and had your choices matter.

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 Před 4 lety

      @SaysRobert One of the best games ever made, really.

    • @micahjones1451
      @micahjones1451 Před 4 lety +1

      Mass Effect 2 was the best for me. I also liked 3 save for the ending.

  • @Redfield70
    @Redfield70 Před 7 lety +51

    A savage review and ME: Andromeda deserved every vicious lashing it took in this vid. Spot on.

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver Před 7 lety +173

    I loved ME but with the introduction of 2 you could already tell the series was being geared towards everyone but the fans.

    • @geftep3399
      @geftep3399 Před 7 lety +26

      Bioware doesn't care about quality rpgs anymore, just what's profitable. Hence why they're remaking Destiny but calling it Anthem.

    • @mcsatans5120
      @mcsatans5120 Před 7 lety +14

      +kindle they wouldn't be so bold *looks up anthem* sweet mother teresa on the hood of a mercedes-benz that's a world record for amount of sharks jumped.

    • @fossilfern
      @fossilfern Před 6 lety +21

      Exactly. I liked ME2 but I seen the writing on the wall after that game. Bioware is dead.

    • @Sckarton
      @Sckarton Před 6 lety +12

      Thank Dean Takahashi for sucking so bad at mass effect 1 that he forgot to level up his characters. And if you're wondering who he is, he's the guy who gave us the cuphead terrible gameplay.

    • @ryrin6091
      @ryrin6091 Před 6 lety +10

      This is true, but against all odds, ME2 still managed to be an amazing game. While it lost the unique identity ME1 had, it did almost everything else better than ME1. The combat remains the best in the series.

  • @Joshiesgotagun
    @Joshiesgotagun Před 7 lety +67

    After my disappointment with ME3, I waited five years for Andromeda... and this is what I get.

  • @chriswolfe351
    @chriswolfe351 Před 7 lety +11

    So basically they got rid of the Paragon/Renegade system in favor of Fallout 4's dialogue system?

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 Před 6 lety +7

      Only there's two virtually identical answers instead of four.

  • @youreadiseaseimthecure1986
    @youreadiseaseimthecure1986 Před 7 lety +12

    2017 was a tragic year for Mass Effect fans.

  • @Glasscreeper
    @Glasscreeper Před 7 lety +255

    I see you're a fan of Mike "The only power to queers is volts times amperes" Pence.

  • @Kaijudomage
    @Kaijudomage Před 7 lety +170

    And people call Bethesda games buggy...

    • @chrisstuckmann9354
      @chrisstuckmann9354 Před 7 lety +18

      Kaijudomage it's more like an infestation

    • @Starcraftgamer97
      @Starcraftgamer97 Před 7 lety +28

      Kaijudomage
      The Zerg and Xenomorphs couldn't even infest shit at this level.

    • @LazyDudeIV
      @LazyDudeIV Před 7 lety +18

      Starcraftgamer97
      Neither could the Tyranids or The Flood.

    • @Arya-xu7vr
      @Arya-xu7vr Před 7 lety +37

      At least Bethesda games can often be fixed, even though the devs themselves are too fucking lazy to do it themselves.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 Před 6 lety

      Bundeswehr des Vaterlands
      What does the beast come from?

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS Před 7 lety +187

    I don't understand all the negativity towards Andromeda, it was THE funniest game I have ever seen in my life. Hours of hilarity on You Tube would not exist without it.

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Před 7 lety +1

      InternetTAB Was that game doing it intentionally though? I don't think Andromeda was meant to be hilarious, with more bugs than Goat Simulator.

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Před 7 lety +1

      +MrAsage Kill myself, why?

  • @Blaklyon0
    @Blaklyon0 Před 4 lety +6

    Fired up the game to see if it had got better with age... Well, that experiment was a fool's errand.

  • @missnoncompliant6279
    @missnoncompliant6279 Před 7 lety +10

    Finally someone with enough balls to call out this forced "representation" in media horse shit. Fuck diversity.
    You've earned this sub and like.

  • @jackall-trades6149
    @jackall-trades6149 Před rokem +1

    "Assemble the villagers and drive it back to the Black Lagoon"
    Warn a guy, Razor! That was too damn funny to be drinking coffee while listening.

  • @SokiHime
    @SokiHime Před 7 lety +7

    2:37
    Razorfist used my VERY MEOWST FAVORITE of reaction-videos
    \'w'/

  • @adolfhitler8586
    @adolfhitler8586 Před 7 lety +18

    I'm so glad I could watch this colossal failure of a game and company fuck up, its been so entertaining to watch the fanboys wallow in their denial to justify their purchase.
    I can't wait till the AAA industry crashes and burns under the weight of its own bullshit and corporate scummery.
    RIP Not Bioware, you will not be missed.

  • @ShootingStar1313
    @ShootingStar1313 Před 7 lety +42

    You thinks it's over?! It ain't over! Mass Effect 5 is coming and it's gonna make E.T. the videogame look good.

    • @TheNSJaws
      @TheNSJaws Před 7 lety +6

      ShootingStar
      You know, if you've told me this prior to release I would have called you crazy and said you are overreacting.
      But something tells me that if I did, I would've eaten my own words.

  • @zeroxzt
    @zeroxzt Před 3 lety +1

    The song in the intro, for those of you that want to know what it is, is "Born to Lead" by Eclipse. You're welcome.

  • @northerntoe
    @northerntoe Před 7 lety +98

    More like an-DRAMA-duh am I right........ok I'll go

  • @OuchXXI
    @OuchXXI Před rokem +4

    ME:A is what happens when everyone with talent is no longer working at your studio and Anita Sarkeesian comes knocking.

  • @DemitriosX
    @DemitriosX Před 2 lety +3

    "I'm not saying Sarah Rider is ugly but. . . actually fuck it, that's exactly what I'm saying."

  • @IronManx70
    @IronManx70 Před 7 lety +16

    The voice acting is some of the worst I've ever heard in a AAA game series. The most seasoned (and only one I recognize) is Clancy Brown and he's barely in the fucking game

    • @BalrogUdun
      @BalrogUdun Před 3 lety

      Clancy Brown should’ve been the protagonist

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 Před 3 lety

      @@BalrogUdun Clancy Brown makes everything better

  • @MaverickhunterXZero
    @MaverickhunterXZero Před 7 lety +33

    Never go full progressive.

  • @khristian625
    @khristian625 Před 7 lety +3

    Green explosion is confirmed canon. Why? Because why else would everyone be this fuckin' robotic?

  • @Beetlesiri
    @Beetlesiri Před 2 lety +2

    I need to have Razorfi St charged with attempted murder. The 11 pounds of Indian food just about killed me.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Před 7 lety +9

    ''Born to Lead'' by Eclipse in the intro,I love you Razor,in a strictly platonic,Michael Pence-approved, no homo way.

    • @Paskaloth
      @Paskaloth Před 7 lety

      Thanks, was about to ask "what is that song?" xD

    • @Soulflayer20
      @Soulflayer20 Před 7 lety +2

      He always shows what songs he uses in the end credits. He used to also show them in the description, but stopped doing that for some reason.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 Před 7 lety +2

      I highly recommend these guys,they're like 80's Bon Jovi,from the ''Slippery When Wet''-era,but with a guitarist who's actually good and does Jake E.Lee-style riffing and soloing.The singer,Eric Martenson has also a side-project,with Jeff Scott Soto(Yngwie Malmsteen,Axel Rudi Pell,Talisman),called W.E.T. which is also cool 80's hardrock.

  • @CallanElliott
    @CallanElliott Před 5 lety +4

    I have to admit, the opening of this review is a better sales pitch than any trailer...

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Před 7 lety +5

    This is why the Japanese industry is killing the western gaming market

  • @EastsideShowSCP
    @EastsideShowSCP Před 7 lety

    I been waiting for this review, and you did not disappoint!

  • @Heretus
    @Heretus Před 6 lety +3

    Slotto Van jizzmark... while I was laughing my ass of before that part, it actually make me burst in tears of laughter

  • @tionik06
    @tionik06 Před 3 lety +3

    I bought it years later for $2.50. post patch with edibles, it was pretty cool.

  • @tkristopher93
    @tkristopher93 Před 7 lety +2

    I love this guy's reviews​

  • @thisithis
    @thisithis Před 7 lety +3

    The Land Before Time sequels was made by Universal Animated Studios, But anyways Universal Studios wanted more Land Before Time sequels, so they fired then head of Universal Animated Studios Jeff Segal. And then canceled his show Exosquad, saying kids would not understand Exosquad, even that Exosquad's ratings was pretty high. So, they killed Exosquad to make more room for The Land Before Time sequels. Thank you Universal Studios for fucking us over.

  • @nadalius1154
    @nadalius1154 Před 7 lety +9

    Welp, there goes the giant.

  • @crossofintimidation
    @crossofintimidation Před 7 lety +16

    That intro

    • @Moostar95
      @Moostar95 Před 7 lety +4

      more effort put into that then the game itself. rip bioware.

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 Před 6 lety +1

    It wasn't until now, after learning more about the shit getting flung at Pence, that that opening gag made sense.

  • @gino456123789
    @gino456123789 Před 7 lety +6

    Thank god Persona 5 came out after this game lol I had lost all hope in humanity after playing Andromeda for the 20 fucking hours I did.

  • @contrastprinciple4389
    @contrastprinciple4389 Před 7 lety +11

    This vid made my sides hurt from the humor. Loves me some razorfist!

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 Před 7 lety +1

    I have been waiting for this and now my day just got made! Thank you dearly Razorfist!

  • @FranklyImaPerson
    @FranklyImaPerson Před 5 lety +3

    Man your Axel Rose Cosplay was on point in this episode

  • @NathanSifuGaming
    @NathanSifuGaming Před 6 lety +2

    Theres actually a newly discovered Easter Egg in Mass Effect 3, go to the bathroom, look in the toilet, and you'll find a copy of Mass Effect Andromeda.

  • @Adrian.Christ
    @Adrian.Christ Před 7 lety +4

    "fewer options than Sterling at a salad bar"

  • @haroldsmith7148
    @haroldsmith7148 Před 7 lety +5

    I liked ME3. So glad they didnt go indoctrination theory

  • @epsensei
    @epsensei Před 3 lety +2

    Razorfist.....YOU, SIR are a writer and a HALF! I LOVE YOUR CONTENT! I am a political moderate, so I dont agree with all of your views....but I legitimately admire and listen to you as the ONLY Trump apologist that I would actually consider the views of. Thank you for what you do!

  • @brooksdanielgary
    @brooksdanielgary Před 7 lety +2

    Razorfist, you need to pay your editor more. I'm dying of laughter.

  • @domehammer
    @domehammer Před 7 lety +3

    The worst part of ME:A is how bad the sci-fi is, it is so stupid that it gives a bad name to actually good stupid sci-fi.

  • @UltimateDeliciousPie
    @UltimateDeliciousPie Před rokem +2

    And now Mac Walters has left the company after 19 years.
    If he's left after Andromeda's utter shit show of development, you know things are way, way fucking worse now.

  • @nodlimax
    @nodlimax Před 3 lety +3

    4 years later and no new Mass Effect. I guess the Andromeda killed the universe successfully...

    • @DaraG-sn2nj
      @DaraG-sn2nj Před 3 lety

      Well, it got a remaster.

    • @nodlimax
      @nodlimax Před 3 lety +1

      @@DaraG-sn2nj So the turd looks prettier now?

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z Před rokem

      @@nodlimax they are working on a 4th mass effect

  • @dws6x292
    @dws6x292 Před 7 lety +3

    I see you showed a clip for the movie "Lifeforce." Have you seen that movie Razor? I think it's pretty cool warts and all.

  • @ekscalybur
    @ekscalybur Před 7 lety +2

    Considering the game universe created in ME1, and what the devs have done to it and the game since then, this was not nearly harsh enough.

  • @ironriderslsm
    @ironriderslsm Před 4 lety +1

    This was where Samus got canned and Ugly Betty stole her spot.

  • @markyocum8249
    @markyocum8249 Před 7 lety +1

    Hahaha holy shit, Fist, that intro 😂😂😂!!! I'm still hyperventilating!

  • @JamesCarmichael
    @JamesCarmichael Před 6 lety +1

    I fell off my chair and spilt my tea all over myself with that fuckin cat.

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 Před 7 lety +3

    moar biggur
    moar biggur
    MOAR BIGGUR

  • @DM-pu5yu
    @DM-pu5yu Před 4 lety +3

    Leave it to razor to make a better trailer than the real one

  • @seibrav
    @seibrav Před 7 lety +1

    Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it.

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 Před 6 lety +1

    Mass Effect Andromeda was responsible for me using a Futurama meme for the first time... "I don't wanna live in this world anymore". EA has been time and time again awarded the fabulous prize of WORST FUCKING COMPANY IN THE WORLD. I've no idea what happened to the EA that made Medal of Honor Frontline and Need for Speed Most Wanted back in the day... I miss that company.

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy Před 4 lety +3

    I can't remember if this was just rumors or if it's something that they actually did but someone said that they intentionally made the girls look less attractive

  • @Akaryusan
    @Akaryusan Před 4 lety +3

    you know its actually funny the person they based sara ryders face on is actually hot irl, wtf did they do to fuck that up did they insist on doing the facial scanning only after she was attacked by wasps?

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 Před 6 lety +2

    Mass Effect died under EA RIP. Andromeda went down in history and Mass Effect ..is history. Following Mass Effect 3, nobody at EA thought to do better?. Androneda was a complete mess.

  • @projectaximus6322
    @projectaximus6322 Před 7 lety

    My god!! I must buy Eclipse's new album now!! Seriously Razor, props to you for getting me to be a fan of this band!!!

  • @hammer326
    @hammer326 Před 7 lety

    God was it rough to be reminded of this clownshow. I'm sure I'll love the video after I watch it 5 more times to decipher it though. 10/10.

  • @ramagdehz9400
    @ramagdehz9400 Před 7 lety +1

    Absence of clear good/evil morality system was a major fuck up. Without it isn't any replay value to it.

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 Před 4 lety +1

    Honest to God, I was replaying this game for some reviews I have coming up on a FB page of mine(I'd do it on my own website, but I have no money) and I encountered a mission in this game that made me straight-up delete the game.
    Up until such a pint, I'd have a jolly good time laughing my ass off as how badly and weirdly written some missions were in this game, then I landed on Eos and got into a Kett facility. I repeatedly threw myself at them, and then came one of the more strategic attempts at this. Over the course of the fight, I had ducked repeatedly into a wall that was acting as a safeguard while my allies were either getting killed of bumble-fucking about, only to find my Ryder stuck because he was incapable of circumnavigating a pile of small rocks at his feet. For one full minute, I'd been trying to get myself unstuck, which didn't work until I used that shield biotic power to get free. Not five second later til my character's full health and shields evaporated like anybody threatening the power of Unions. And then came what happened when I got in the damn thing.
    When I got in after putting my teeth, nose and forehead to the grindstone, I found a ring big enough to hold Moviebob aloft, with two consoles: one where I entered, and one in the center and only accessible from running about this place. While under gunfire from repeating ass loads of Kett that literally had me screaming "WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE BASTARDS COMING FROM!?!" i managed to get to the other side with both terminals deactivated and all shields down. Then I promptly died to enemies I hadn't seen prior. When I came back, I found myself at what was my previous death site, with both Terminals alleviated of tampering , and everything on red alert. Seriously, either save my progress and start me off from where I die or start me off from a few minutes prior. Don't wave a middle finger in my face while splitting the difference

    • @MysteriousTomJenkins
      @MysteriousTomJenkins Před 4 lety +1

      I almost had a similar situation with Resident Evil 6. I was at the very end of the Leon campaign of the game and I had to climb up a rope to get to the top of a building. I followed all the prompts it was giving me but once I got to a certain point Leon fell all the way back to the start. I tried again and same thing, then again, then again, AND AGAIN. I had no clue what I was doing wrong, I pressed each trigger it told me to when it told me and I managed to successfully climb up to that point every time, then suddenly I fall right back to the start. It was so damn infuriating that I was close to shoving my controller through the screen and I just rage quit and stopped playing. If it wasn't for the fact that I picked it back up and suddenly managed to get past this point, I would have never finished that campaign. I still don't know what the issue was, the second attempt I held the triggers in and that may be the solution but I didn't do that the first time and still managed to climb up until that one point so I am still clueless on what I kept fucking up.

  • @namelessxdread
    @namelessxdread Před 7 lety

    I'VE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS VIDEO.

  • @subtlemoniker
    @subtlemoniker Před 7 lety

    OH BOY GEORGE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 Před 4 měsíci

    I know I'm six years late, but I've finally got it!
    Mass Effect: Androgyny

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike Před 4 lety +2

    2:11 - its the reverse flash

  • @seraslain962
    @seraslain962 Před 5 lety +1

    For some reason, the thing I disliked the most about the game was how defenceless the Nomad was. The Mako could hold its own and punch into a Fortress atop a Mountain with its abilities and weapons. When you have a Nomad against a group of enemies it's better to get OUT of the nomad. The fuck?

  • @nothing4youhere540
    @nothing4youhere540 Před 7 lety +4

    Came for the video rant, stayed for the Mike "if you like it in the crapper, you get the zapper" Pence jokes XD this is the best kind of cancer :3

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 Před 2 lety +1

    So 2 was bad, 3 was worse, and this?
    Well... interpolation gives us a NOPE

  • @pumpkinsdontcry
    @pumpkinsdontcry Před 5 lety +3

    I liked the first hour of Andromeda it reminded me of star trek Voyager and meeting that first alien species i was all on board. Game was deleted and thrown into the trash a day later

  • @tavi9598
    @tavi9598 Před 2 lety +2

    I actually decided to give this game a shot. I played it for 20 minutes, put it down and found something actually fun to do. Haven't bothered with it since. Was it a waste of money? You bet. Did I learn from it? Absolutely. Haven't touched BioWare since.

  • @anekisamurai6492
    @anekisamurai6492 Před 4 lety +1

    Mass Effect 3 was the death of the franchise,this entry was a savage necrophilia gangbang on its corpse that finishes on a scat bath right after all of the execs of EA and Bioware jizzed in unison on all the holes of this cadaver.

  • @fortkavanagh
    @fortkavanagh Před 3 lety +2

    Does anyone know what the name of that song in the opening "the one that is saying part of me"?