LOCKDOWN vs AIRLINES, CABS, HOTELS & BANKS | FUNNY RANTS 5.0 | VIPUL GOYAL

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  • We are all together in this. Really? Hume for granted lena bandh karo.
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  • @himanshikalra6371
    @himanshikalra6371 Před 4 lety +1574

    The most honest opinion of 'we are together in this'.

    • @mihirvyas9297
      @mihirvyas9297 Před 3 lety +2

      Well, nicely said.... Funny but true 😄

  • @prateek3927
    @prateek3927 Před 4 lety +3168

    Plot twist: He is not joking. He is frustrated

    • @deeplyrocking8588
      @deeplyrocking8588 Před 4 lety +30

      It's his style

    • @SarfarajShah
      @SarfarajShah Před 4 lety +34

      Actually, it seems like he's really frustrated. 😂

    • @Messi10947
      @Messi10947 Před 4 lety +2

      True

    • @thenomad4u
      @thenomad4u Před 4 lety +11

      but jo bhi kaha sach kaha :)

    • @tushartushar7549
      @tushartushar7549 Před 4 lety +9

      He is not frustrated he can't able to pay his bills 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 still he is saying this is done by modi.

  • @oneyearstranger
    @oneyearstranger Před 4 lety +1224

    Bottom line - all profits are privatized, all losses are socialized. Are we together on this? 😉

  • @yashkumar05
    @yashkumar05 Před 4 lety +401

    Being a banker, I laughed at every joke on bank.. Bank ke Laude. 🤣🤣

  • @wolfpriest6954
    @wolfpriest6954 Před 4 lety +656

    Red Bull gives you wiings, Red Wine makes you fly.
    - Vipul Goyal 2020

  • @karangupta5490
    @karangupta5490 Před 4 lety +235

    The thing he said about "BILLION DOLLAR" startups is so true. Be it swiggy, be it OLA etc, all of them are asking for donations from people as if they are Non-profit Organizations!!

  • @souravsahu9290
    @souravsahu9290 Před 3 lety +192

    this kind of artist deserve a Grammy in its field

    • @namgyallamaofficial7166
      @namgyallamaofficial7166 Před 3 lety

      Grammy is a music award

    • @souravsahu9290
      @souravsahu9290 Před 3 lety +6

      @@namgyallamaofficial7166 I know it's a biggest music awards for any singer " I said this kind of artist deserve a Grammy (similar awards) in its field

  • @rajatgoyal6234
    @rajatgoyal6234 Před 3 lety +64

    😂😂 Humour top level.. Bank ki liquidity 😂

  • @irfanstark676
    @irfanstark676 Před 4 lety +393

    One word to him with all due respect is #Awesome.
    He’s most underrated comedian. But sense of humour is filled in him. Deepest meaning in his each and every sentence, Hope he deserves more publicity and fame .
    I’m eagerly waiting for his episode of interviewing politicians with rage.
    🤣😂😅
    RIP them

  • @vishal.choudhury
    @vishal.choudhury Před 4 lety +397

    This person really know how to get you rolling in laughter, even with his angry and distressed tone. Thank you Vipul bhai :)

  • @sandeepghosh7664
    @sandeepghosh7664 Před 3 lety +30

    Marwadi aadmi - "Mein loss bhi tabhi suikar karta hu, jab uske aage weight likha ho" 😂

  • @pradox007
    @pradox007 Před 2 lety +4

    2:09 Ula Ober. I mix that all the time 😄

  • @kartikdolas5988
    @kartikdolas5988 Před 4 lety +158

    He's really good comedian..
    Without vulgarity.. real sense of humour
    God bless you!

    • @gyanranjanpruthal3493
      @gyanranjanpruthal3493 Před 4 lety +8

      "Bank k l**de" mein vulgarity nahin dikhi aapko?

    • @gopalroy100
      @gopalroy100 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gyanranjanpruthal3493 chhod na bhai aaj kal to gaali dena fashion ho Gaya hai.. Inko Kya pata ki bahut se branches me toilet hi Nahi hai.. Sab ko generalise Kar dete Hain

    • @shadabansari7089
      @shadabansari7089 Před 4 lety +2

      Kisi bhi stand up wale ki timeline par ye message hona anivarya hai, kal ko carryminati ki videos par bhi yahi bolenge,

  • @npassuser
    @npassuser Před 4 lety +509

    So jyotiraditya scindia is back with drunk sanjay dutt voice 😂😂

  • @PawanKumar-xf3ul
    @PawanKumar-xf3ul Před 3 lety +85

    I am here after zakir khan mentioned him as his all time favorite comedian.

  • @05keerthiS
    @05keerthiS Před 3 lety +74

    "Bank ke laude" 😂😂😂😂 Super bhai....always love your comedy.... please keep it coming....lots of love from Bangalore 👍👍👍

  • @legendarybeast44
    @legendarybeast44 Před 4 lety +146

    Tata sky : weather department 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sumatinautiyal1414
      @sumatinautiyal1414 Před 4 lety +1

      legendary beast44 mini bar hai yaa sports bar 😂😂😂 loss bhi main tabhi swikarta hoon jabb usse aagey weight hota hai 😂😂 how smartly written

    • @legendarybeast44
      @legendarybeast44 Před 4 lety

      @@sumatinautiyal1414 yep, typical baniya!! 😂

    • @solitarystride
      @solitarystride Před 4 lety

      hamare yahan electricity department ko weather ka sabse phele pata chal jata hai

  • @advikasharma3441
    @advikasharma3441 Před 4 lety +166

    Cent Percent Right. Sahi frustration hai.
    "Red bull gives you wing but red wine makes you fly"

    • @shivpandey8279
      @shivpandey8279 Před 4 lety +1

      I used to like your videos but when u started talking about banks you should realise ki what kind of immense pressure is on them. Govt has put all burden of there package on banks. They handle the huge crowd of labours who come to take out the money provided by govt for helping labours.. Bank employees are serving you in this Panedamic everyday. You are sitting in your house safe but they are working so that you get all your financial services. Respect them.. Ye jo 2 mahine se ghar bethe bethe bina finance ki dikat k safe ho na wo bank employees ki wjah se gali dene se pele socho

    • @richatolia2655
      @richatolia2655 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shivpandey8279 my father is also a banker & am also.....it's just a joke.

  • @tusharytoonz3395
    @tusharytoonz3395 Před 3 lety +5

    6:40 bank ki liquidity damn man!!

  • @kushgarg8084
    @kushgarg8084 Před 3 lety +19

    weather department - tata sky that is so true! 🤣🤣

  • @devendrasinhsolanki9281
    @devendrasinhsolanki9281 Před 4 lety +471

    One thing makes him apart is that his jokes are smartly written

    • @UmangRawatYEdILMAANGEmORE
      @UmangRawatYEdILMAANGEmORE Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks for analysis😂😂😂

    • @karanshisode6257
      @karanshisode6257 Před 4 lety +2

      He's an iitian

    • @devendrasinhsolanki9281
      @devendrasinhsolanki9281 Před 4 lety

      Same here

    • @bindasrahna
      @bindasrahna Před 4 lety

      Ghanta, kisi aur ki burai ko comedy ke naam pe bechne wale aur sunne wale dono ek se badhkar ek wale bewkoof hain.

    • @UmangRawatYEdILMAANGEmORE
      @UmangRawatYEdILMAANGEmORE Před 4 lety +4

      @@bindasrahna chill bro.... उपहास .. हंसी-ठिठोली करना कहते हैं ।
      आप भी उड़ाओ इनका ..उपहास!

  • @RajarshiDas1
    @RajarshiDas1 Před 4 lety +162

    Love him or hate him he is spitting out straight facts.

  • @jkvjkvjkv
    @jkvjkvjkv Před 3 lety +52

    He is way ahead of all the other standup folks!
    Speed, timing and assorting topics 👍

  • @Abhijit29
    @Abhijit29 Před 4 lety +111

    Sir it’s been 4months and my money is stucked with AirAsia....and they are togather in this 🤣😭

    • @siddharthsinghvirdi7881
      @siddharthsinghvirdi7881 Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly even go air in the same boat no refunds even on cancellation by the airline

    • @Abhijit29
      @Abhijit29 Před 3 lety

      siddharth singh virdi Just tweet them and follow up Incase they reply .GoodLuck 👍🏻

    • @kratikpatni5367
      @kratikpatni5367 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Abhijit29 my with air India

    • @mviv6339
      @mviv6339 Před 3 lety +2

      Stuck not stucked

    • @ThePrannoydas
      @ThePrannoydas Před 3 lety

      Same here Swati

  • @yashdevani7568
    @yashdevani7568 Před 4 lety +190

    "Bank ke lode","bank ki liquidity badha raha hu" and last mein that redbull call back. This guy is just AMAZING!!

    • @shivpandey8279
      @shivpandey8279 Před 4 lety +5

      I used to like your videos but when u started talking about banks you should realise ki what kind of immense pressure is on them. Govt has put all burden of there package on banks. They handle the huge crowd of labours who come to take out the money provided by govt for helping labours.. Bank employees are serving you in this Panedamic everyday. You are sitting in your house safe but they are working so that you get all your financial services. Respect them.. Ye jo 2 mahine se ghar bethe bethe bina finance ki dikat k safe ho na wo bank employees ki wjah se gali dene se pele socho

  • @Rupie_4
    @Rupie_4 Před 4 lety +394

    His hain is a clear indication of a true marwadi 😂😂😂😂 ...

  • @Nayananjan
    @Nayananjan Před 4 lety +57

    That ‘Bank ke Lawde’ thing should go viral man.. 😆😂

  • @spiritualspirit8999
    @spiritualspirit8999 Před 3 lety +20

    A real satirist comedian,mind blowing, your frustration connect us because we are facing all this stuff.

  • @kckunal123
    @kckunal123 Před 4 lety +97

    Weather department "Tata Sky" 🌧 🤣

  • @hunnysewani3704
    @hunnysewani3704 Před 4 lety +144

    One of the best comedians.. . But still underrated.. I loved his last video Bahu ki Sleeveless.... 👏👏👏👏🎊🎊🎊

    • @SANKETSAVALIYAR
      @SANKETSAVALIYAR Před 4 lety

      Sahi hai

    • @sashrikgupta9708
      @sashrikgupta9708 Před 4 lety

      Who says this that he is underrated

    • @sancharic3380
      @sancharic3380 Před 4 lety

      He is not under rated. He have a different fan base

    • @hunnysewani3704
      @hunnysewani3704 Před 4 lety

      @@sancharic3380 Look at his no. of subscribers and Kunal Kamra subscribers.. I am saying that he should have more subscribers.. His satire punchlines are good and obviously content

  • @diptimishra505
    @diptimishra505 Před 3 lety +16

    You are a genius ,man! What clarity what desiness and what a way to talk about right things all in humour. Lots of love!

  • @MrOmega2420
    @MrOmega2420 Před 4 lety +24

    When I see it in full screen it feels like me and him were video calling each other. Good experience.

  • @PEEYUSHKUMARPATHAK
    @PEEYUSHKUMARPATHAK Před 4 lety +94

    The only comedian I can pay my money to watch, a fan since "aukaat hai to khareed lo".

  • @septarap3901
    @septarap3901 Před 4 lety +114

    Use coupon code: "SONUSOOD"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @alishaparpia7598
    @alishaparpia7598 Před 3 lety +3

    Yeh toh pura 7:30 min ka standup suna gye free mei
    Jai ho sarkar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AdityaaAw007
    @AdityaaAw007 Před 4 lety +8

    Bank manager ne pucha itani der kya kar raha tha..
    Me yaha tumhare bank ki liquidity badha raha tha 😂😂😂 Hilarious!

  • @thehitmanhart09
    @thehitmanhart09 Před 4 lety +82

    This video has a content of atleast 5 standup shows . really funny and true

  • @vedpatel1360
    @vedpatel1360 Před 4 lety +152

    This guy is really underated, he deserves more fame❤️

    • @Polar100x
      @Polar100x Před 4 lety

      Choot jaisi shakal wale....under rated he rehte hain bhai

  • @unnammedchannel5485
    @unnammedchannel5485 Před 3 lety +21

    this man just nails everyone ... the most honest roast ...

  • @thebaniyabox8147
    @thebaniyabox8147 Před 4 lety +3

    Love you sir. Your each and every line is just utter truth, put out in a mocking way. You are theeeee best !!! Absolutely rockstar of comedy.

  • @beelkotek
    @beelkotek Před 4 lety +48

    This is authentic 30 minute stand-up show content which he just shared through public platform in quick 7 min video for free :) Thanks Vipul..!!

  • @DakshGargas
    @DakshGargas Před 4 lety +35

    "Zor Zor se bol ke sab ko scheme bata de"
    (replacing chips and coke) XD

    • @waterexpert4993
      @waterexpert4993 Před 3 lety

      We went to a hotel. They managed to stick their own hologram on all mini bar items. Bank ke lwde,😂😂

    • @DakshGargas
      @DakshGargas Před 3 lety

      water expert Dammit!

  • @roshanid6523
    @roshanid6523 Před 3 lety +23

    This could be a paid show.
    M Ready to pay for ticket.
    Becoz we are together in this😉

  • @bvuksharma
    @bvuksharma Před 3 lety

    Best rant so far... i love it. Asli dard se hi comedy hoti hai bhai

  • @NAMANSHARMA-tc1wg
    @NAMANSHARMA-tc1wg Před 4 lety +169

    Kids : kartik Aryan monolog is...
    Vipul goyal :: hold my red wine ❤️❤️❤️🙌🙌🙌🙌😎😎

  • @devanshs3038
    @devanshs3038 Před 4 lety +102

    Your rant has more truth and humour than our politicians do with their actions. Love and respect.

  • @nileshkumarsingh1186
    @nileshkumarsingh1186 Před 3 lety +5

    His talent has no match
    Ek jagah baithe baithe itna jabardast performance

  • @payell7915
    @payell7915 Před 3 lety +1

    Waow!!! U hv a fan in me now. The most genuine guy ever. Respect!!!

  • @pappuprasad1986
    @pappuprasad1986 Před 4 lety +100

    2:00 Use coupon code "Sonu Sood"

  • @ankitaghosh014
    @ankitaghosh014 Před 4 lety +115

    I am a banker by profession, but totally loved the liquidity joke!

  • @niharprabhu3604
    @niharprabhu3604 Před 2 lety +1

    This is probably the best rant by vipul bhai which I am watching repeatedly.

  • @statesticsandanalyses6348

    Watched this more then 4-5 times.
    Too good.
    👍

  • @lalalamusicindia
    @lalalamusicindia Před 4 lety +80

    The most underrated and intellectual stand-up comedian on Web

  • @siddegoa1612
    @siddegoa1612 Před 4 lety +67

    Best thing I liked being Goan: "Red Bull gives you wings but Red Wine makes you fly". Very true bro

  • @sunnydhillon856
    @sunnydhillon856 Před 4 lety +6

    So effortless ❤️👌 He deserves more love

  • @jasper5016
    @jasper5016 Před 3 lety +13

    His jokes are so intelligent. Cool Vipul!

  • @yourteju
    @yourteju Před 4 lety +34

    ये कॉमेडी नहीं किया रे बाबा, भड़ास निकाला अपनी, पर जो भी बोला सच्चा और अच्छा बोला।
    मज़ा आ गया भाई।😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👍🙏

  • @deepaksaxena7417
    @deepaksaxena7417 Před 4 lety +66

    This guy has mastered the art of turning rants into comedy 👌

  • @aayushbindal4212
    @aayushbindal4212 Před 2 lety +4

    3:50 baniya ka hisab paka h

  • @manankalra3199
    @manankalra3199 Před 2 lety

    MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS PLEASE , MUCH NEEDED.

  • @NarendraPatel-yp7qs
    @NarendraPatel-yp7qs Před 4 lety +89

    Comedian without a audience laugh...
    Is just a comman man talking about his daily life problems

  • @anurag-kumar20
    @anurag-kumar20 Před 4 lety +103

    How perfect every line of this act was, performance nailed. Can’t imagine the effort that went behind this. You deserve all the praise.

    • @AparneshGaurav
      @AparneshGaurav Před 4 lety

      One of the finest part was he being bluntly truthful , extremely humoruous like always and yes he was angry this day .

  • @shashwatsaxena
    @shashwatsaxena Před 3 lety +3

    Vipul you are the best, please keep making such hilarious videos from your bed until you can resume the stage. I loved this video & I like all of your other works too. Great, congrats, cheers.

  • @sparshpadiyal
    @sparshpadiyal Před 4 lety

    Itne achche se kabhi kisi ne rant nahi kiya...mazaa aa gaya 😂😂

  • @WhatThisVideo-WTv
    @WhatThisVideo-WTv Před 4 lety +223

    He is no doubt the best comedian of India
    A comedian must be like him who make ppl laugh, not disrespect Country, flag, women, religion etc

    • @shafaurrahman4544
      @shafaurrahman4544 Před 4 lety +2

      Completely agree with you.

    • @raghavsinghala9913
      @raghavsinghala9913 Před 4 lety

      TanmayBhat be like to mai kya kru job chodd du

    • @WhatThisVideo-WTv
      @WhatThisVideo-WTv Před 4 lety +10

      @@raghavsinghala9913 chor he de to better h kyuki comedy uske bas ki h nai

    • @raghavsinghala9913
      @raghavsinghala9913 Před 4 lety +4

      @@WhatThisVideo-WTv abbe uske vdos aur vlog dekha kr in sab ka godfather hai vo thik hai .

    • @WhatThisVideo-WTv
      @WhatThisVideo-WTv Před 4 lety +4

      @@raghavsinghala9913 read my original post. Angrezi na ati ho to hindi me translate kr lo, chill. 😂

  • @pixelseeker
    @pixelseeker Před 4 lety +3

    Spot on!!! in less than 8 minutes , no one has ever summarized so much truth about the daily frustration a common man faces in life at the hands all these service , who are now seeking help from us. This video will remain unmatched/unsurpassed for years to come.

  • @ajaydeshpande8348
    @ajaydeshpande8348 Před 3 lety +3

    Whether department tata sky...!! Lol...

  • @azadsingh9887
    @azadsingh9887 Před 3 lety

    The most perfect thing we need to hear

  • @sahilsharma6015
    @sahilsharma6015 Před 4 lety +125

    He is most underrated comedian his video must gett 20 million plus views and plz se my chanall i also uploaded comedy videos

    • @Shubham1582
      @Shubham1582 Před 4 lety +1

      Tvf waale sab Baap hai ..bhai..👌

    • @sahilsharma6015
      @sahilsharma6015 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Shubham1582 haa bhaii inki comedy bdiyaa hoti h or acting skills bhi achi h

  • @karanarorakaran
    @karanarorakaran Před 4 lety +43

    Vipul Goyal can never go wrong with his satires and frustration jokes !!!

  • @lalitnagpal9174
    @lalitnagpal9174 Před 3 lety

    Genius...true wealth of information

  • @mohitpandey9633
    @mohitpandey9633 Před 3 lety

    Awesome...awesome...bank one was the best..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @septarap3901
    @septarap3901 Před 4 lety +40

    5:08
    Even Vipul himself was controlling his laughter during the rant!👌🏻😂😂

  • @soulsoother7234
    @soulsoother7234 Před 4 lety +29

    Weather department = Tata Sky damn I am still laughing 😂😂😂😂 wish you become more successful 👏

  • @watchdogguy5297
    @watchdogguy5297 Před 3 lety

    You literally nailed it with everything said 100% true. Every consumer is getting fucked by so called businesses in all form and everywhere regardless of your colour,caste and religion.

  • @VikasBharti02
    @VikasBharti02 Před 3 lety +8

    Exactly same thing happened with me 😅😅
    Friend's bachelorette in Goa .. reached 3 minutes late at Delhi Airport after Gate was closed. Saalo ne jaane hi nahi diya 😑😑

  • @deephuda
    @deephuda Před 4 lety +30

    Best dialogue: bank ke lode. Finest stand up comedian in India.

  • @adimanav88
    @adimanav88 Před 4 lety +35

    "we all are together in this". hahahaha..

  • @parampreetsingh492
    @parampreetsingh492 Před rokem

    Vipul Goyal's rants are my guilty pleasure...free time loop pe dekhta rehta hu

  • @surajagrawal1267
    @surajagrawal1267 Před 4 lety +1

    Such a humourous soul you are!! Lovely content!👏

  • @tanmaysinghal8370
    @tanmaysinghal8370 Před 4 lety +10

    "COCKPIT mein aajana vahan bhi machaenge" THhs line stole my heart 😂😂😂😂

  • @SAMEERPAGARE
    @SAMEERPAGARE Před 4 lety +15

    Ending with Red bull was hilarious

  • @artandcraftbypadmag6832
    @artandcraftbypadmag6832 Před 3 lety +1

    I just love to see his expressions throughout ❤️😀😀😀😀😀😂..he is so good👍

  • @Sunil_KumarDas
    @Sunil_KumarDas Před 4 lety +15

    Awesome "real" sarcasmic comedy!

  • @sheikhabdulkhalik9432
    @sheikhabdulkhalik9432 Před 4 lety +96

    Why did you just upload it like this.??
    .
    This could have been a well Framed stand up comedy.😅

    • @ajaymewara3691
      @ajaymewara3691 Před 4 lety

      Because he knows his audience will not gether in this pandemic

  • @HimanshuArya9716780704
    @HimanshuArya9716780704 Před 4 lety +36

    Now my all doubts regarding Liquidity is clear.

  • @sonalganvir8334
    @sonalganvir8334 Před 3 lety +7

    Airlines one is so true.. I was on time technically but they decided to depart early as all passengers were present 😅

  • @Khiladityagi
    @Khiladityagi Před 3 lety

    Bhai loved it.......super se upar.......thanks for this

  • @pradyumnIITism
    @pradyumnIITism Před 4 lety +38

    Reel life=kartik Aryan
    Real life =vipul Goyal,.
    😂😂😂

  • @chickenguniya201
    @chickenguniya201 Před 4 lety +39

    This guy is awesome 😂😂🔥🔥

  • @vikramjain7033
    @vikramjain7033 Před 4 lety

    Bhai ...baniya h...
    Last wali redbulll wala part ...khatarnakkk bhaisab

  • @vikramprasad6785
    @vikramprasad6785 Před 3 lety

    Superb.. Middle class to the CORE

  • @atharnasim6890
    @atharnasim6890 Před 4 lety +26

    "Ye red bull chori ki nhi hhh "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @Kia_ra_96
    @Kia_ra_96 Před 4 lety +36

    Red bull gives you wings but red wine makes you fly 😂😂😂

  • @tusharladia5817
    @tusharladia5817 Před 4 lety

    Yaar kitna mast bolta h vipul bhai. Mazaa aa jata h. Mix of sarcasm and entertainment

  • @Sheoran335
    @Sheoran335 Před 3 lety +1

    vipul sir you are amazing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i wish ki jaldi hi aapka show ho delhi me or i'll come to watch that.

  • @ashiishh6024
    @ashiishh6024 Před 4 lety +34

    Hello Vipul sir...
    Badly waiting for ' Humorously Yours season 3 '....
    Plz jaldi leke aao..!!

  • @kunalterminator
    @kunalterminator Před 4 lety +16

    He’s phenomenal. His sense of humour is out of the world. Have been watching him ever since that IIT play “Love in December”

    • @kunalterminator
      @kunalterminator Před 4 lety

      Piyush Agarwal He plays the part of a friend who came to see off his friend (Rivaldo or Ronaldo, I’m forgetting the actor’s name) at station. Vipul plays a small cameo at the start. It’s hilarious. Have been a fan of him ever since.

  • @JyotiGupta-bv5og
    @JyotiGupta-bv5og Před 4 lety +5

    “Mini bar” one.😂👌🏻

  • @Kumar-cj2no
    @Kumar-cj2no Před 3 lety +2

    I laugh all the time no matter I am listening to ur jokes 10th time... Ur jokes are relatable... Thank you for ur efforts in making us laugh and relax in this stressful world