2 Bears Racing Join Gumball 3000 - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- čas přidán 24. 10. 2022
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Tom and Bert are contemplating participating in the 2023 Gumball Rally being held in the Middle East. They try and figure out what kind of car they'd drive and budget they'd have.
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Bert is wrong about literally every part of this and yet says it with such confidence
Murica FK YEAH!!!
This is literally America in a nutshell, over confident idiots. 🤣
Brent is the type of friend who will get you into dogshit situation, but you'll fondly laugh and look back on it if you survive.
@@scumbaag Bert?
@@ManKidRides Burnt
@@HeliNomadic Bernt?
“I don’t think they have cities like we have cities” is a good Bret quote 😂😂
I was coming here to comment that hahahaha this is my new favorite Bert quote
that dude had a show on travel channel
Dead 💀 😂
@@boennekisnmakka7855 bahahahah
"Bret" 💀
Gumball and cannonball are different things 😂🤣😂🤣
I was looking for this comment, the one in dubai is going on right now
Yep good job!
Can we talk about how Bert said have the pyramids from Egypt in the background for a race in Dubai😂
Thank you 🙏 lol.
I mean he also called the one city Muskrat 😂😂
And also why any of this caused him to bring up his fondness for Indian women?
Toms face at that comment was gold.
When did he say that? I missed it 😅
With Bert's drinking, the discussion of driving 120mph sounds like planning a vehicular manslaughter
Yay he's back from the hospital AKA medical detox
I mean, he did mention Dunn.
Bert & laws in foriegn countries are not gonna be friends
Lol yea, premeditation vehicular manslaughter
"Comedian tom Segura killed by drunken idiot"
I love how Tom knows how ridiculous this all is but goes along with it so Bert will keep talking
Tom loves cars though so he probably is serious about it even if Bert is being Bert
@@tykeboy16 imagine these 2 in jail in some god forsaken place. at the end the main prince gets them out of jail laughing because in the first 2 miles he has them arrested. he has ALL the other contestants arrested so he can win.
Bert had the gumball and the cannonball so mixed up. Gumball is a 7 day 3000 mile trip and costs like $100k. Cannonball is a race from NY to LA. Fastest time is around 25 hours.
I knew exactly what he thought the Gumball was when he said “we can drive an ambulance” and “we need spotters and costumes” he just saw the movie cannonball run and thought it was the same😂😂
‘Yeah dude, you can pop a guy in the mouth and not go to jail!’
Also Burt:
‘Let’s dress up like a sheik!’
This should go well.
Anyone else would either end up dead or in prison doing this. Bert however would be able to not only get away with it but would also have a new story to tell on This Is Not Happening.
The way these statements gel
Bert is mixing cannonball run and gumball 3000… gumball you drive and make stops in all these dope cities and party and do cool events.. cannonball run you just race across America
Bert is smoking rocks if he really thinks u can go to another country strapped up all Willy Nilly and shit 😂😂😂
They literally execute people for as much as arms smuggling in several middle eastern countries.
Netflix's new series "Bert and Tom get arrested at Customs trying to get in to Dubai with guns and drugs" coming soon
Bert is smoking rocks if he even thinks he can complete the gumball without ending in a drunk driving crash killing him and Tom both
bert said literally everything correct and his pronunciation of everything is spot on. i see no issue with any of this at all.
The sheer number of international Watch Lists the 2 Bears just got put on after Bart rambled for 10 minutes must have broken records.
"I've been thinking about this a lot. We'll have spotters... first of all, we'll need costumes." -Bret Kirshner
I'm afraid he's mixing up the Cannonball and the Gumball. Such a Bert thing to do.
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Alex Roy has done Gumball disguised as a cop several times. He also holds the Cannonball record.
@@petehakkinen3020 is he the one who used a Lexus disguised as a Taurus during COVID?
Legendary.
It's just amazing how much shit Burnt can get wrong in such a short amount of time. I love it.
Is burt confused between the gumball and cannonball run
yeah
100%
There’s a Gumball and a Cannonball- the GB is global and CB is national (to the US) so I’m thinking he confused the two, although the GB has been run on North America before.
But it seems like I heard of someone sort of ripping off the GB name for an American race, haven’t heard if there’s been legal ramifications yet.
Yes. He absolutely did. I think he just heard the word "Ball" and made the connection.
Thank you. Lol.
Bert needs serious geography lessons lol
What's the problem? Pyramids and Indian women? That's what I associate with the UAE.
@@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 hahahahhaha
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Most americans do.
The look on Tom's face when Bert said, "With Pyramids behind us."
I like how they're talking about these cars like it's a suitcase. 'We could just get one of these'.
Ya, but they are just renting.
They play like average joes but they are low key rich
Bert getting the Cannoball run and Gumball 3000 Rally mixed up is hilarious to me lol
If Burnt doesn’t dress up like Captain Chaos this whole endeavor is pointless.
never fails to amaze me how tik tok'd bert is
Bert saying on this insanely public podcast that he will be speeding through cities with guns and cocaine is hilarious- and with all of that being said- Tom is the perfect person to do gumball with. Very quietly asks “you’d be down to drive that fast?” Hell yes I would. This is the coolest reason to get rich. Have fun boys.
'Sir did you say, and I quote: "I'm really bringing guns, I'm really bringing guns"'
Thats because u can see toms inner garth allready thinkin about how, he will let bert getcoked a hennyd up, so when tom is stabbin someone 37!times he already got the getaway driver
@@Tero92 That's the Netflix documentary we need.
"you can probably kill someone and get away with it" lol
Bert always gets so excited about everything. Probably because of how much Kool-Aid he drinks.
This Rally was made for these two. Driving and partying.
Is that Jonah hill in gun runners
You're thinking of The Cannonball Run the Gumball Rally I think is a different event
"2 comedians arrested in Dubai for driving 140mph under the influence of cocaine''
and are never seen again
Bert just completely described the plot to War Dogs
I...cant...stop...laughing. Bert never ceases to amaze me that has even made it this far. The excitement he displays whilst being incorrect about each and every important piece of information, you just have to hear what he is going to say next. The fact that Tom and Bert coexist as partners is a gift not all will ever get to witness in their lives. How I pray they do this.
Damn Tom lookin good...slimming down fast.
TRT
You two doing the Gumball is the best idea Bert ever had. Filming it and put it on CZcams would be amazing
Gumball 3000 and Cannonball are 2 different races. Cannonball is NYC to LA fast as possible where Gumball 3000 is more state to state country to country timed race with events.
It's great when a lightning-out-of-the-sky miracle happens and a guy like Bert gets money, and he just does what a guy like Bert does when lack of funds etc. doesn't limit him.
Compilation of Bert pitching Netflix shows is pretty gold
I can’t wait to see Bert’s reaction when he finds out Gumball is just a week of driving and partying every night
You guys should do it in a m5, fast and spacious enough
I don't think Bert said one true thing in this entire video but he says it with such confidence. Amazing. Love how insane he is 😭
"I've been doing research.... the first thing we need is costumes" fuckin dead
Everyone knows you never go "Full Gumball".. except Burnt
As an Arab I have never laughed harder at Bruce Krishna’s rants 😂😂😂😂 Tim’s pretty funny too 😂
The Gumball 3000 isn’t a race, but it is a fucking great experience! I done it in 2016 and it is one hell of a party. Bert will love it!
Tom can drive and Bert can record while being sauced out of his mind
I'm going to tell my kids that this is what's known as "coke talk"
We need this it would be hilarious and such a bucket list thing for you guys!!
Please do this!! This may quite possibly be the best content ever
gotta get linked with Daily Driven Exotics, they are doing both Gumballs
i dont think bert knows the difference between the cannonball run and the gumball 3000
They had me at pyramids lol. I didn’t see Egypt on the roster spud. Lol.
Not sure which countries the race goes through, but there are pyramids all over the world. They aren't limited to Egypt.
The year that they're talking about with Bam and Dunn and Tony Hawk I was at the finale and have a video of it on my channel here. Bam was hammered walking around with a mostly drunk bottle of Jim Beam while Dunn was driving him around. This was 2006 as well so quite a while ago. It was really fun !
Bert is like a little kid who's gets excited at Christmas for that one present he's been looking forward to getting all year. He's all over the place and Tom is like the big brother who is humoring him but also thinking this is actually a good idea how do we make this happen. Gotta love ole Bert.
A dude just won the USA solo record in a Prius with extra gas tanks.
Touch my "summary execution" for alcohol possession through the fence.
This seems like a great idea and I can’t see anything going wrong
Bert saying it should be a documentary sponsered by Netflix is probably a better safety net to ensure their safe return.
Two Bears, 1 Car. This shit writes itself...
💁♂️Burnt Chrysler is The Machine
I think Bert wants to do Death Race 2000, not Gumball.
Dude this is a such a great idea
Tom's style has been outrageously on point these past few episodes
What a great episode this will be if it happens!
Can't wait for their reactions when they see how up tight it is here in UAE. Especially, with these rallies. Beautiful scenic drive though. Lots and lots of Canyons and ocean highways.
There's actually something really funny the idea of Bert and Tom smashing through the entire Gumball course and missing all the cool stuff and top tier hotels because he thought it was the canon ball run
Haven’t finished the video but Bert wants to do the cannonball run not the gumball 3000🤣
I would hope so bad they would do this I’d pay to watch it
I would love to know where Burt gets his information from 😂 some parts of the middle East are quite strict lol
Hot bikinis but respectful to sharia law, I see no problem
I hear the view of the pyramids from Dubai is spectacular
Well it was nice knowing you guys. Well it was nice knowing you Tom, Bert not so much. You guys had a good run 👍 R.I.P.
Dubai is the #1 alcohol importer in the world.
Bert:you can't drink alcohol there
I feel like Tom as a car guy already knows Brent has no clue. Gumball and Canonball are 2 completely different things. All Brett hears is balls.
So is it Bert or Brent or Brett 😂
These guys need to watch DDE on their Gumball 3000 trip...
Quite possibly the worst idea Bert has ever had,… I can't wait to watch!!!
Omg, Bert’s ADD at It’s finest - so funny!
Camels with Drones - to starting to talk about how they were killing little boys - to cutting himself off to say “we should get a Bentley”…. Huh?? So great!!
Tom and Bert, you have to enter Gumball 2023. That would be fucking awsome to follow you in that crazy race 🙏🇩🇰🇩🇰
*Bert is hilarious!* I’m sure he’s not as clueless as he lets on haha!
Segura has learned the art of quietly enjoying the fantasy fiction that is Bert's world view.
gumball and the cannon ball run are two distinct things. Gumball is a multi day, paid trip, including flying to other continents (at times) and is over-all more about doing a big fun road trip with a bunch of awesome cars and people. The "cannonball run" is NY to LA as fast as you can and basically anyone can decide to just do it - with a lot of preparation
To win, you cannot stop for gas. You must carry enough with you.
Interesting thought experiment but I'd hate to lose them when Bert tries to bribe a cop with alcohol and cigarettes. On the other hand it'd be damn funny way for them to die.
Gumball 3000 is absolutely the most fucking coolest car rally you can do. It's all about driving fast cars and party all night.
Bert is a little re-re when it comes to some of theost basic things in life. Love it.
you guys are going to have the best time! I'm so jelly fellas. Have a good one!
Yall definitely should do this,and make a doc out of it....
Bert has been thinking about this for a very long time. hahaha!
I can't wait to watch this. And make it an annual thing.
2022's rendition (Toronto - Miami), there was a tour bus registered for the rally.
This is like a 4am drunken conversation, but it's the middle of the day and both are sober.
Wouldnt count on Bert being sober 🤣
@@masterxXx77
Guess you didn't/havent watched the podcast, as he was doing dry October and talked about it loads
@@sydclark5581 yeaa and..Burt talks the talk a lot lol doesn't mean he sticks too it.
2 bears 🐻 racing 🏁 hell yeah the gumball is the perfect race for them and vlog the whole thing and post videos as they go that will be awesome footage the fans demand it 🤣🤘😎🍻
I’m all the way here for this.
The guys that do the Cannonball have heavily modified vehicles, spotters using drones, helicopters, etc. Bert and Tom have the resources for all that, but do they have the patience?
Bert thinks that Cannonball Run is the same as Gumball
Did anyone else see how many tabs Native has open?
I'm all for this 2bears1hellcat
This is exactly how celebrities end up dying that's why Tony hawk and Mike valley did it in a Jeep Cherokee
“Look up the states…the continents the race goes through”😂😂😂😂😂
Bert's basic grasp (or lack thereof) of general knowledge is shockingly woeful.
This is how Bart Kershmeyer goes down.
And we watched it in the planning stages. This sh!t gonna be lit af.
I love how Burt thinks.. sand=pyramids for sure 😆 hopefully they get their awesome pyramid photo on this race 😉lol might invest in a lens with a zoom that works to capture pics over 2000 miles away
The gunball 3000 IN A mint 80s SCHIRROCCO!!!
Tom and Bert go to Abu Dhabi is the 2022 version of Road to Rio and Road to Bali
I can't stop laughing watching Tom react to Bert. Egging him on, "keep going keep going"
I love this idea especially the pyramids 😂❤😂
This will be my favorite show ever if this happens 🏴☠️🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🏴☠️