Halloween Candy Tasting 2019
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- čas přidán 1. 11. 2019
- Once again I sample some candy from our son's Halloween haul.
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ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
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I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc. - Zábava
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“This is the stash that I am not allowed to touch, which of course is all the good shit”
IDK why but that just made me laugh real hard
MissMusicQueen101 easily the best part of the video
DerBoss 3:13
Lol
Is that nasty kermit
SAME
Only ER would go off on a rant about his ideal Communistic world while eating his son's Halloween candy
spoonfullofjesus Steal-- I mean, seizing candy from the kula-- I mean, the one who did the trick or treating and calling it sharing. Comrade Marx would be proud. ✊️
Edit: How could I forget Comrade Stalin? He would be proud of his junior communist dictator-in-training. 😍
"Dad, stop eating my candy!"
"You mean _our_ candy, son?"
Better than Don Jr.'s ridiculous anti-communism halloween rant.
To gulag
Its not his sons candy its our candy
Doing ASMR videos without hearing on one side. The Beethoven of ASMR.
I was thinking something similar.. although, it really is binaural asmr specifically. Maybe that's why he hardly ever does binaurals
Josuke?
@@ChokingOnRazors You! Tell me who I am!
@@viktor3233 josefumi dude
@@ChokingOnRazors Who the fuck is that?!
"Halloween is a time for sweets"
*Proceeds to diss the tootsie roll*
"Only good sweets tho"
*proceeds to diss sour patch kids*
"Its all about the chocolate"
*Proceeds to diss M&Ms*
*halloween has left the chat*
I'm telling you man, the only times people give out tootsie rolls is when they're psychopaths, and m8ms are only good if they're the ones with the peanut or peanut butter ones. I like sourpatch kids so I agree on u on that
Noob Noob Tootsie rolls are amazing and so are m&ms fuck off
@@nickfamous m&ms taste like butthole
Regular M&Ms are bleh, but peanut M&Ms are ace.
@@noobnoob7499 caramel m&ms are the best m&ms
Sugary Timestamps:
0:00 - Greetings & Halloween Discussion
2:55 - Taste Test Participant Introductions
19:43 - Rice Krispie Treat
21:35 - Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cup
24:05 - Butterfinger
26:11 - Kit Kat & Proper Etiquette
28:10 - Twix
31:34 - 3 Musketeers
33:16 - Snickers
36:21 - Milky Way
39:04 - Peanut M&M’s
40:50 - M&M’s
42:11 - Hershey’s Bar
44:38 - Sour Patch Kids
46:04 - Life Savers Gummy
48:38 - DOTS
51:45 - Take Cares & Fade-out
Water Bottle and Bottle Cap sounds can be heard between each candy testing, excluding Sour Patch Kids and Life Savers Gummy.
Zaakeil 14:08
Get a life
@@luebromley1735 Get Off CZcams, you and your 10 pitiful subscribers, LMFAO
Another year of ER taking his son's candy to make a video. F for his son.
F
F
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ER: “It’ll take us 6 months to eat all this candy”
ME:*starring at the last few candy pieces in my bag* “Oh”
When he said six months I was almost done with my bag
I was done with mine on Halloween night
Space Dude F
Staring
“I don’t like the candy shell on m&ms, it makes it too sweet.”
**10 seconds later**
“I love caramel”
@zlo i agree
26:54 is the most I've laughed at a CZcams video in a long time.
Andrew Evans I clicked the time stamp. I was not disappointed 😂 I nearly woke up my OH because I laughed haha
I literally cannot stop watching this
14:04 also cracks me up. :)
Andrew Evans 😂😂
I watched that and I heard a noise from my attic immediately. I think some demon was awoken by his clearly incorrect method of consuming kit kats.
“Comrade Yuri’s candy interrogation (ASMR)”
Is that pretzels? Off to Siberia filth
Lol
Very good idea comrade !
everybody now, the consumption of pretzel is a sign of bourgeois alienation.
(>:3)
Get this to the top, i wanna see this soon🇻🇳
Who's Yuri
“This is the stash that I’m not allowed to touch, which if course is the good shit”.
I’m laughing so hard right now 😂😂
I haven’t watched a video from this guy in 5 years and I come back to Jesus.
3:13
“I’m not allowed to touch this.”
Him, an intelectuall: *touches it anyway.*
This man cant hear for one ear and he does asmr, he is a beethoven of our time
Some epic moments
3:14
12:14
12:35
14:05
26:55
Thank you
@@YonderTie np
Your profile pic is *E P I C*
Oh no, it’s so upsetting to hear that u lost hearing in your left ear. I hope your doing well 👍
Wait, when was this?
@@Ryanzusa a minute in the Video
Wow i never heard this feels bad
26:57 my soul just crumbled into pieces
Bruh same. Thanks a lot DarkMagik u scrub
Good
I forget sometimes that ER swears on rare occasions and I fully gasped when he said "shit" I was shook for a hot second
Listen to some of his podcasts. He swears every few seconds
@@mcreaper5158 what's his podcast called?
redqueen_jpg idk
McReaper It’s called EphemRadio
@@alishawellens514 Ephemradio. It's on youtube
*goes from talking about Halloween candy to laying out his plans for becoming a dictator of a communist regime*
Yep, that's the ER I know and love!
Stalin Rises from the dead
Minute?
@@lucas18108 It's towards the beginning, in the first 15 minutes or so (6:56 to be exact)
@@landonpuckett1767 thank you daddy
Honestly I’d prefer gummy candy, worms, bears, etc. over chocolate. I really like Reese’s, heath bars, butter fingers, and occasionally some three musketeers or milkyways, but I guess it’s just my preference lol.
No ones gonna mention the MAJOR DISRESPECT to tootsie rolls? I was hurt.
The one dislike is from the bag of pretzels that ER told to get the f*** outa here😂😂😂👋
Edit: 14:09 is where he says it.
I *W H E E Z E*
Lmao
"More of this pretzel bullshit" this had me dying.
Bruh I didn't even realize he said "get the fuck outta here" as he was putting it aside.
The rants about pretzels had me dead while watching this video.
I didn't know you were half deaf, well your still really good at what you are doing. Keep up👍
I will enjoy the candy vicariously through you
Same
I just stole my sisters candy and ate along
staying healthy I see
that's how you live while the whole world days
You need to do a role play ASMR for The Lighthouse. That would be dope.
Cale Yeckley why’d you spill yer’ beans?
Inmate: “what you in for?”
“Handing our pretzels on halloween” 🤦🏻♂️😂
Inmate scooches away in fear
What's your favorite piece of candy that you got this year?
Mine isn't even candy, some guy was giving out frozen Kool-Aids and I thought it was hilarious.
Lollipops
Where i live, we don't get that good candy
Same lol. Also your profile pic is beautiful
Who's
@@dimebag_jack105 rocket shovel's👌
I love SweetTarts and Crunch bars ❤️
He didn’t even brake the kitkat
So great how he’s having a full on rant about pretzels at Halloween
The zoom in at 26:50 was so unexpected and jarring to my world view that I don't think I will be having my noon hour nap after all.. great video though.
The Candymans busiest day of the year
Was it just me or were dots the universal throw out candy?
For me it was ButterFingers
I threw out the dots as well
Or give it to your wierd friend who likes it
I threw out butterfingers but I’m one of the only people I know that actually likes dots
Dots cement your teeth together. At least, the ones I've had do that.
When he said “Our son” it made me feel a little less lonely :)
Wat
A true communist
He means his wife and himself you creep
Pretty sure he meant his wife and him but.. you do you bud
You guys don't know what he meant
I’m still relatively new to this channel but every video I watch cements my adoration for this man.
8:12 ER: ‘pulls out tootsie roll when talking about worst candies’. Me: “no...No...NOOOOOO”
Ok those halloween pretzels are the bomb and you cant change my mind
The makers of “Good & Plenty” should be sent to Gulag.
As soon as he Reese’s as REE-SEAS I went to the comment section to exclaim my frustration and now I’m closing the video.
Nobody:
ER: *SIPS WATER AFTER EVERY CANDY*
Surprised ER didn't find a 50. cal in his candy
Holy shit it's Adachi from Persona 4
I've never heard you swear but for some reason it made me laugh so much 😂
This reminds me of Charlie and the chocolate factory when the dentist is going through all the candy 😂
The fact that he gives us a lecture about halloween candy.
Rift doing asmr: I guide people to a treasure I cannot posses.
ER being himself is more of a comedy than an asmr, I would pay to watch this
26:51, you're a maniac
Let's not talk about the year when a dentist in my neighborhood gave out self-promotional toothbrushes and business cards for Halloween.
Dude I literally died when he said “anti-halloweener”
Anti hollow weiner ? 🤣
“More of this pretzel bullshit” IM SCREAMING💀🤣😭
26:56 my friends hate me for doing this. I love how you don't care and you even exaggerated it with the slow motion zoom.
😂
My godtier list:
1) Reese's
2) Butterfinger
3) Kit Kat
4) Haribo Bears
Zachary Patti shit
Snickers :)
Anarki. gl. Leave.
Me: *yawns* goodmorning. *sees this video* goodnight.
Normally I hate eating asmr but this is one I come back to, you’re really polite when you eat not gross full of lip smacking and other obnoxious noises. Great work Rift love your vids 👍🏻
Tingles broke when the pretzels bag came out and it is berated and bashed. My sides, omg the imprisoned for life bit 20/10.
Soup
soup
soup
The only pretzels anyone wants for Halloween is one covered in a form of chocolate
An hour long video about ER talking shit to pretzels would make one of, if not, the best asmr video I’ll ever see
Man, tootsie rolls and pops are my favorite. I always thought of them as Halloween candy. Same with candy corn. But I’m with you in the pretzels
1 like = 1 sin for biting the KitKat like that
I’m fine with it
I just noticed that I've been turned into an anti-halloweener, unfortunatly
Why?
Anti-Halloweiner
hallo-whiner! 🎃
silke Abrahamsen Same it just don’t seem fun anymore, the only thing I get out of it now I’m older is a bunch of kids coming to my door asking me for shit that I’ve paid for....
Same
“Which of course happens to be all the good shit” 😂 had me dying because it really was good candy
I can imagine ER going around to people's house on Halloween like " Imagine, if you will, living in a world where a scary man named Jason came to your house every October 31st
Damn, John seed been keeping them hands in good shape...
"Which happens to have the good shit" made me go: Oopp
same XD
I keep rewatching the part where you ate the Kit Kat. It's too hilarious, haha!
I feel like rift is like a really good dad and is an amazing person irl
I’m deaf in my left ear too
I'm glad you have the one for these vids mate
7:30 - and the name of the task force will be... the Candy Cheka(s)
One-Four-One
J J eyyy
" More of this pretzel bullshit... Get out of here" 😂😂
Wow, the sound's so good today. I'll watch the video before I go to sleep☺️
I absolutely agree Reese's is in god tier of candy
Peanut Butter is the best
ER: says literally anything
Me: *tingling intensifies*
It's hard to relax when I'm laughing my ass off. Fantastic video, Rift.
Hearing uncle e cuss in a whisper at 14:08 ismore hilarious then it should be
I don't think we've ever gotten his age but I'm pretty sure he's 49 or younger
Drinking beer while watching this.
Tranquilizing Asmr what time zone are u in 🤣 for me it’s only 8:00am
@@jakereynolds9981 currently 16:33am for me.
Jake Reynolds 6969 it’s 2:30pm in the Uk for me
Rift: **Says Halloweener**
**Snickers**
ER:“I would make sure no one would ever hand out pretzels on halloween.”
ER:*proceeds to crinkle the packet*
"Antihalloweener" 😂
He looks like if Charles Manson grew his hair out and started doing ASMR
You must not be familiar with what Manson looks like.
You must be new around here then.
James Charles Manson
“GTFO” this is classic man keep up the good work. Great vid btw
“More of this pretzel bullshit” under breath “get the fuck out of here” This made me crack up😂😂😂😂 14:05
I too, aspire to be a communist dictator of a third world country.
26:53 YOU MONSTER
Yo you give me the same vibe I get when I watch the Willy Wonka scene with his dad at least in the first part 😂
It's my current favorite video. Thanks for posting
"Water" I think I'll sample this 😂
ER: this candy would take 6 months to finish.
Me: 3 take it or leave it
3 minutes
You know what else is splentastically well? the health of your hair my guy looking good
Love you, Rift! Thank you for everything!
Does anyone else here like the chocolate “100 Grand”? I feel like I’m one of the only people that really like it, bye it’s my favorite candy.
I never see those usually :0! I've ALWAYS wanted to try one!
Unexpected afternoon upload... guess I’ll nap 😴
it is 9 in the morning in texas
VOLVO4DOOR 2pm for me (UK)
Tippy Tappy ASMR 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 ☕️ ☕️
You are just amazing. I love what you do and how you do it
NEVER been this early before
Just watched last years's video last night xD
Same. It was awesome
One learns new things everyday...
Matter of fact I've learned
That this phenomenal person can't hear from his left ear?! Fantastic!!
Sour patch kids are super good. The texture is just spot on and those shouldn’t be in the bad bowl.
“*quote from video*”
Now give me likes