Hey, bad audio or not it's pretty entertaining to see someone documented these shows. Interesting to see the quality of talk shows back then, as compared to now. 🤦♂️
You are so absolutely right! I just replay old Johnny Carson shows or David Letterman segments. Because none of people who are doing late night shows, are worth watching.🤷♂️
went to air force basic training with a guy named James T Kirk - he was built a lot like Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons, and got thrown out on the first day for back-talking the drill sergeant.
Years ago, when I was working in a call center, I took a call from a man whose name was Astle. (I forget his first name.) Every time I said "Mr. Astle", I had to really focus to pronounce it correctly or risk insulting the man or even getting fired. :-)
An announcement heard in my ex-company's lab " call for testicle support " needless to say we lab techs were in hysterics having heared it over the company loud speaker. 😂
You can't help but give these people credit for being such good sports about this; coming on TV and admitting to being who they are. I guess that last guy could say, "I'm a Dick Head and proud of it!" LOL
I had an 8th grade world history teacher named Betty Canary. I whistled and made tweets right then . (This was 1967) She said: "I've heard all the jokes fellas.: Also knew a priest called Calvin Coolidge.
I once knew of two race horses named York Hunt & Mike Hunt. Can you imagine the race caller describing the stretch drive? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real battle between York Hunt and Mike Hunt as they're nose to nose, toe to toe and stride for stride. It's York Hunt and Mike Hunt baring down and digging in and at the wire, it's to close to call between York Hunt and Mike Hunt. Please hold all tickets as we have a photo finish between York Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Also noticed they change kids up by half step each time. That was definitely an East Coast ShowBusiness staple in variety shows and vaudeville from two generations before Paul. Brilliant
One asks himself what kind of a sick joke the parents of these people were pulling on their kids when they gave them their first names, knowing how cruel their school and playmates could be. When I was in grade school, one of the girls had the last name of Witch. By the time I caught back up with her in her freshman year of college, she had changed it to a garden variety name. Smart girl.
@@richreed9927 On re-watching the video, it occurred to me that some parents are just not smart enough to anticipate the toxicly humorous effect caused by the shortened version of the full name they give to their kids. E.g., his parents probably named the Nr. 1 guy Richard without realizing it would become "Dick Head".
@deanronson6331: NEVER mess with anyone named "Witch" just on general principle! Ah I lovingly remember when "General Principle" was merely "Major Principle." Such a long way since then.😂😉🎤🤷♂️B.W.
When I lived in California, a friend of mine told me about her school classmate, Crystal Lear, which sounds fine until she mentioned her middle name was Chanda.
I've got a friend who is a cinematographer in Hollywood. He worked on the film that aired across the entire country the day before the election that helped Obama win the Presidency in 2008. His name is (honest to Gawd) Dwight Lay. He's a real nice guy, listed on the IMDB, but can you imagine the crap he must have gone thru in grade and high school?
don't forget to turn the volume down after this video
Cheeses Fries lol
Jesus Chrysler
Especially if it's porn.
You r so subversive
👏
Thank you so much.
My left ear really enjoyed this.
It was not recorded for ridiculously good ambi-listeners
So did mine
ha!
Hey, bad audio or not it's pretty entertaining to see someone documented these shows. Interesting to see the quality of talk shows back then, as compared to now. 🤦♂️
My right. Have I been wearing my headphones wrong forever?
If #5 where to marry #3: "I used to me Justa Duck, but now I'm Justa Bear." xD
Please protect David letterman he's all I have left he was my childhood
c'mon, crystal. i feel that way too sometimes but you must be misremembering how bad things were.
If I ever encounter someone shooting at him, I will try to stand in the line of fire.
That old lady in the crowd was the icing on the cake.
She was laughing her ass off.
Harry Dong was my favorite!! hehe
This really IS the funniest top 10! Thnx for uploading bpeaden!!
Guest…”Harry Bush”
Letterman…”I thought you died in the 70’s”
There was a girl, not kidding at all, at my school named Fonda Dick.
Did she share it?
She played basketball at Moravia High school in Iowa in the early 70's
She was Fond of Dick
In college ( Missouri State University) we had a professor named Harold Dyck . { pronounced. ‘ Harry Dick ‘ } . True story.
luv how harry storms up and lets his name fly XDXD
When Late nite was actually worth staying up for.
You are so absolutely right! I just replay old Johnny Carson shows or David Letterman segments. Because none of people who are doing late night shows, are worth watching.🤷♂️
Thanks. I missed this one.
Born, San Francisco, California
LOL I saw the asian guy walk out and i was like "This is gonna be good!"
There's something kind of poetic about this comment being 11 years old.
went to air force basic training with a guy named James T Kirk - he was built a lot like Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons, and got thrown out on the first day for back-talking the drill sergeant.
@roypiltdown5083 how did a recruit built like Comic Book Guy pass the PT test before basic?
I saw this the night it was broadcast, never forgot number one :)
Years ago, when I was working in a call center, I took a call from a man whose name was Astle. (I forget his first name.) Every time I said "Mr. Astle", I had to really focus to pronounce it correctly or risk insulting the man or even getting fired. :-)
An announcement heard in my ex-company's lab " call for testicle support " needless to say we lab techs were in hysterics having heared it over the company loud speaker. 😂
My left ear enjoyed this
Dave was always finding ways around the FCC. lol
May we once again be able to laugh at ourselves ....
That's a tall order in this snowflake-infested world, but yeah, that would be really nice, wouldn't it?
Best ever:
Phuc Dat Ho
It's too bad they didn't ask my former boss to be there. He would have come in #1. His name is Richard Edick.
best band in the world. i miss them.
My buddy and I heard a page at the airport for "Mr. Dick Beninia". We laughed about it for days!
That izzzzzz funnneee..
Top Ten Tips for Out-of-towners #1: DON'T lend your Chapstick to anyone you meet at the bus station.🤣
Harry Dong for the win with his speed, precision and pride.
You can't help but give these people credit for being such good sports about this; coming on TV and admitting to being who they are. I guess that last guy could say, "I'm a Dick Head and proud of it!" LOL
They were each paid a couple hundred bucks
Did anyone notice that Dick Weed's middle name happened to be Peter? LOL
Parents: there is simply NO way you didn't know what you were doing when you named these people. Especially no.1. Cruel, cruel, cruel.
Nice job band, playing “The Name Game”.
I had an 8th grade world history teacher named Betty Canary. I whistled and made tweets right then . (This was 1967) She said: "I've heard all the jokes fellas.: Also knew a priest called Calvin Coolidge.
The weirdest name I ever heard was from a girl in the Navy. It was Birdie Brokenrope. She was from a reservation in Nevada.
@mwillblade was she Navajo?
@@ObamaFromKenya I don't remember, she was such a sweet person.
Phil McCracken...best ever! x^D
Happy 94th Birthday Harry Dong. RIP.
He died? When?
@@brodiemillers5211apparently 4 years ago🤷
Dick Hurts shoulda been number one.
Question: Who's/Whose) Dick Hertz/Hurts?
Answer: Not mine! 😄
I had a friend called Andrew Peacock, but everyone called him Drew. Drew Peacock.
I grew up with a family whose last name was Beech. the kids were named Rocky, Sandy [female], Wade and Clay.
#1 was really #1. Finally a funny Top 10!
I once knew of two race horses named York Hunt & Mike Hunt. Can you imagine the race caller describing the stretch drive? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real battle between York Hunt and Mike Hunt as they're nose to nose, toe to toe and stride for stride. It's York Hunt and Mike Hunt baring down and digging in and at the wire, it's to close to call between York Hunt and Mike Hunt. Please hold all tickets as we have a photo finish between York Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk
Harry Dong should have been # 1 on delivery alone.
I have a friend whose boss is named Jack Goff.
I trust his middle name doesn't start with a U or you'd have mentioned it.
I was waiting for Long Duck Dong to come out
...when it's a hearing test for your left ear.
Think Harry dong is the best imo
"Justa"? Good thing her folks' last name wasn't "Ho."
I used to work with a lady named Evelyn Hoar. I had to page her quite frequently.
A guy applied to my work, his name was Long Dong, and under "skills" he wrote "hand work".
A well known (by her name, of course) high school basketball player in Iowa in the early '80s was named Fonda Dix.
Good thing the audio is fine. Didn't have to adjust my volume at all.
Here in Massachusetts we have a nearby town called Holden. So the enhanced version of the joke is "Dick Hertz from Holden."
I can't believe they didn't blur out the sponsor's SSN on Justa Duck's military ID
From the music, this sounds like it could be a segment from "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In"!!
Paul is always tongue in cheek. I love this
Also noticed they change kids up by half step each time. That was definitely an East Coast ShowBusiness staple in variety shows and vaudeville from two generations before Paul. Brilliant
@jeatig: Arte Johnson was a great double entendre when you think about it.😂😉🎤📺B.W.
Harry Bush, meet Harry Dong!
I can’t believe a lot of videos on CZcams have no sound
If #5 married #7 and decided to hyphenate she'd be Justa Duck Dong.
I love how they left the info in the DLs
Pump up the volume dude!
Anita Legg was my favorite 😂🤣
Dick’s middle name is Peter! 🤣🤣🤣
My urologist here in Austin used to be Richard Chopp.
Love the music!
Hey! That the number 1 name is what I called Biden on CZcams and was stopped commenting for 24 hours.🤔
BEST TOP TEN EVERRRRRRRRRR
I was watching that in my class room... I laughed... I was suspended
I am still waiting for when Joe Montana took him on a tour of San Francisco
rotflmfao!!!
hahahahhaahahahaha what an awesome freakin video!
lmao Dick Hertz is one of my nicknames, which I am proud to have!
hahahaha!
I wonder how many Mr and Mrs Cox or Mr and Mrs Semen named a son Richard.
Phil McCracken's name on the license was Phillip McCraken - which would have been better to say.
That was a good list.
Tell the censor they made a mistake because I can still hear some of the audio.
Hilarious!!
🍉🍊🍌🥬🍍🍆
I used to work with a guy named Mike Hawke
My Boss's name is doctor Weiner. His wife name is Anita.
Urologist?
My first wife had a student in her class. Harry Pitts.
Harry Dong and Harry Bush ought to become friends.
OOOOOf the days of long long ago when you'd let somebody show your ID on national TV without worrying about ID theft
So you are also named Harry Dong? Nice to meet you 🤨
@@joelouis-arena4061 No, thank God not anymore! I took my husband's name in the marriage. I am now "Harry Wiener."
I knew a California lady named Rosie Flowers
Teddy Bear
Harry Bush? His parents had a grand sense of humor.
One asks himself what kind of a sick joke the parents of these people were pulling on their kids when they gave them their first names, knowing how cruel their school and playmates could be. When I was in grade school, one of the girls had the last name of Witch. By the time I caught back up with her in her freshman year of college, she had changed it to a garden variety name. Smart girl.
I refrain from making fun of people saddled with Mom and Dad's bad decision. Those parents, though, are fair game.
@@richreed9927 On re-watching the video, it occurred to me that some parents are just not smart enough to anticipate the toxicly humorous effect caused by the shortened version of the full name they give to their kids. E.g., his parents probably named the Nr. 1 guy Richard without realizing it would become "Dick Head".
Too bad the producer never contacted my friend Sung Mai Ding
@deanronson6331: NEVER mess with anyone named "Witch" just on general principle! Ah I lovingly remember when "General Principle" was merely "Major Principle." Such a long way since then.😂😉🎤🤷♂️B.W.
@@madbrowniac7871 Hmm, the notion of a lunatic troll has just been raised to a new level.
When I lived in California, a friend of mine told me about her school classmate, Crystal Lear, which sounds fine until she mentioned her middle name was Chanda.
Wow young Letterman...how time sure flies
David Letterman hardest to hear Top 10 Ever
Harry dong!!!!
I really enjoy the music before each person says their name... it's kinda like Mario Party
It is the name game song. Fits the theme.
I had a teacher named Dick (Richard) Stillhard in high school.
Come on…really?! Lol I’d change my name…..last name too!
This is EPIC!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Almost dropped my phone when he said Daly City as I grew there.
Grew up there? Or down there? I'll be there shopping tomorrow.
I was totally shocked that the funniest one wasn't up there. For serious now, Myke Hawke. What a name...
MY GOD WAS THE SOUND VOLUME DESIGNED FOR WORLDS BIGGEST SPEAKERS?
Justa Duck is number one. That should have been at the top of the list. XD
A lot like Jimmy Kimmel's Mean Tweets. Very clever to have the actual people say their names.
Almost like Jimmy got his idea from somewhere………………………………………….
Gosh, I was hoping they would let us see Hugh Jorgen!
We had a science teacher named Harry Dyck.
Is there a video on CZcams that has a lower volume?
cant help but think they were all accidents and their parents took out their frustrations by naming them.
Bart Simpson would be proud
Olympic Hills elementary, 4th grade, best friend, Michael Hunt. Played little league together. "Now up to bat"...Mike etc...
I've got a friend who is a cinematographer in Hollywood. He worked on the film that aired across the entire country the day before the election that helped Obama win the Presidency in 2008. His name is (honest to Gawd) Dwight Lay. He's a real nice guy, listed on the IMDB, but can you imagine the crap he must have gone thru in grade and high school?
Thanks for all the drivers licence numbers. Printing up some fake ID's right now...
While posting it on one of the largest social media sight to ever exist. Even 10 years ago that would be a dumbshit move.
Are they projecting these clips under water?
for real? i'll bet the guys were going, i'll share anyday XD