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  • @idkman3463
    @idkman3463 Před 2 měsíci +2131

    Finally, a trustworthy news network. CMK News > CNN,BBC,ABC,CBC,FOX,NBC,MSNBC ETC.

    • @MagicallySword
      @MagicallySword Před 2 měsíci +14

      TBH, this is better than the UTTP bullshit. I agree with you.

    • @FabianGrafen
      @FabianGrafen Před 2 měsíci +10

      German ones: ARD, ZDF, Das erste, and yeah

    • @Jactar_
      @Jactar_ Před 2 měsíci +12

      nah ETC ftw

    • @thegameboy450
      @thegameboy450 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I’d love for this to be a monthly heck I’d be fine if this were a yearly video idea lol

    • @RyanGosling-su6ci
      @RyanGosling-su6ci Před 2 měsíci +5

      Well all of the American news networks are awful 😭

  • @RaininPayne2
    @RaininPayne2 Před 2 měsíci +2132

    Its crazy I’ve been watching Kevin for 13+ years now

    • @RaininPayne2
      @RaininPayne2 Před 2 měsíci +155

      Kevin pls let me and Crowley out from under the stairs is been a decade

    • @Sans5YT
      @Sans5YT Před 2 měsíci +17

      crazy?

    • @Wild_Legend
      @Wild_Legend Před 2 měsíci +29

      ​@@RaininPayne2 Plead all you want no one gets out not you not crowley. Not even me

    • @jamesc5027
      @jamesc5027 Před 2 měsíci +7

      10 years for me"

    • @redbreadredemption2401
      @redbreadredemption2401 Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@Sans5YTi was crazy once

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario Před 2 měsíci +336

    Seriously, he had already tricked his way into owning a hotel room in New York and he really thought ''maybe I could trick them into owning the entire hotel''? That's insane.

    • @Dustin_Frost
      @Dustin_Frost Před 2 měsíci +78

      I love the bit where a whole swat team busts in and his first thought is "oh that's kinky."

    • @thomasalbertine4050
      @thomasalbertine4050 Před 2 měsíci +10

      He skipped over the bit about how the hotel was owned by the moonies too. I suppose getting into the weeds on them might be too much of a digression.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Dustin_Frost The worst part is that coment is only partially made up by Kevin. The whole story is so bizarre but aparently is real. Have i not know otherwise, i would have thought the guy was a character created by Kevin, cause he sure acts like one. Without the real life context it certainly sounds like one of his bitlife playthoughs. Proves that people can be more ridicoulus and stupid than characters in games.

  • @CaptSaiyaman1941
    @CaptSaiyaman1941 Před 2 měsíci +290

    I can't believe Kevin is talking about the Fort Walton cop who shot that guy in the car. I live just up the road where this happened. He didn't need training. He shouldn't be anywhere near a badge and gun.

    • @littlebear274
      @littlebear274 Před 2 měsíci +68

      It seems like most cops are just terrified of anything that moves the way they talk sometimes.

    • @AhkmedTheLiving
      @AhkmedTheLiving Před 2 měsíci +12

      The officer was also a vet. Plenty of training and trauma 😅

    • @CaptSaiyaman1941
      @CaptSaiyaman1941 Před 2 měsíci +56

      @@AhkmedTheLiving I'm a vet. That's not an excuse.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@CaptSaiyaman1941 i'm curious as to why you say he didn't need training. do you think he wasn't fit to be a cop in the first place? even so, i think more widespread and standardized regulations for police training and stuff wouldn't be a horrible idea.

    • @CaptSaiyaman1941
      @CaptSaiyaman1941 Před 2 měsíci +54

      @nightcoreeclub Yeah, I just meant that no amount of training would have mattered. This was inevitable, and that man should have never been a cop.

  • @ameliastrait
    @ameliastrait Před 2 měsíci +1279

    I love hearing when Kevin starts a video with ''we're doing something... a little bit different''. Always excites me for the rest of the video! :)

    • @maunomato
      @maunomato Před 2 měsíci +6

      🙏

    • @JimPickensCult
      @JimPickensCult Před 2 měsíci +18

      And it looks like Kevin's having fun too which is always nice

    • @M1AM1ULTR4S
      @M1AM1ULTR4S Před 2 měsíci +11

      Love seeing kevin try new video styles. Hes always so fun

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist Před 2 měsíci

      It’s always a good video when Kevin is being creative and having fun. ALWAYS!

    • @info0
      @info0 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I miss Kev watching Irish TV. It was hilarious :D

  • @JessieNebulousGaming
    @JessieNebulousGaming Před 2 měsíci +414

    The ambulance going "uwu" almost made me need an ambulance from inhaling a piece of candy while laughing. Worth it!

  • @lararys7765
    @lararys7765 Před 2 měsíci +220

    As someone who doesn't keep up with the news at all, I am glad Kevin is doing his part in keeping me informed. Truly a journalism genius.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +6

      i keep up with the news bc i'm a masochist and i'll admit that this is the best news out there. i'd watch it everyday if he uploaded that often lol

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 2 měsíci +163

    I'm fuckin' losing it at "They made it a horror game" I love the thought of psychological warfare against mice, I've seen Pinky and the Brain, I know we have to take preemptive action.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +13

      i feel like it's rodent torture-ish. how do we know that the mice understand what they're experiencing o_o what if they're just piss scared the whole time or don't perceive it the right way... then what💀

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@nightcoreeclubI used to have pet mice. They’re literally so sweet if you take the time to build trust and bond with them. My favorite mouse (RIP Mousegeddon) memorized my foot steps compared to other ppls and would only come out of his burrow for me. I miss him so much

    • @Unwanted_truth_
      @Unwanted_truth_ Před 2 měsíci +1

      I think you need to get some perspective on reality vs theory because it's inhumane what you're describing but you find it funny
      Are you, by any chance, a family guy viewer?

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Unwanted_truth_ I think you need some perpective on sarcasm/dark humor because otherwise i dont understand how is this your honest reaction to this coment. Thats a worrying lack of common sense, especially in this chanel were this sort of humor is perfectly on brand. Seriously, is this your first day on the internet or what?

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 Před 2 měsíci +989

    That Pigeon is sus. I don't blame them.

  • @JGFurgie
    @JGFurgie Před 2 měsíci +791

    "No one was hurt in the incident" (concerning acorn cop) but the suspect in the back of the car who was handcuffed and buckled in when he was opened fire on was traumatized.

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald Před 2 měsíci +28

      thats one way to make being locked up for a crime a good thing- at least you made it there

    • @trillcollins7847
      @trillcollins7847 Před 2 měsíci +43

      silence, fascist. @@scalemerald

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 Před 2 měsíci +43

      well he also stole his girlfriends car, was making threats, and allegedly had a weapon to act on those threats, so I don't really care that he might need a bit of therapy all things considered.

    • @JGFurgie
      @JGFurgie Před 2 měsíci

      @robonator2945 Personally I prefer due process. Like yeah he was a piece of shit but I don't wish PTSD on anyone

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 2 měsíci +60

      @@robonator2945 No human being is illegal.

  • @littlenightstars888
    @littlenightstars888 Před 2 měsíci +90

    As someone who was a camp counselor and also has taken care of kids in many age ranges, they are FAST. I 100% would bet my life that kid was in the claw machine before the dad notice what was going on. Especially since it looks like the dad had a second kid to look after.

    • @anironsidh
      @anironsidh Před 2 měsíci +15

      Yeah, I'm not surprised 😂 toddlers are just like that sometimes

    • @littlebear274
      @littlebear274 Před 2 měsíci +15

      I used to be happily chilling inside and the next minute be round the corner of the house playing with the hose faucet. A toddler who's spotted something shiny could break the land speed record.

    • @TheLionPear
      @TheLionPear Před 2 měsíci +16

      Came to say the same. No one understands how fast toddlers are until you have one. They just have zero hesitation once they put their mind to something.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 2 měsíci +9

      But why did they break the glass to get the kid out? Does the arcade have to break the glass every time they restock the plush toys in the machine?

    • @littlenightstars888
      @littlenightstars888 Před 2 měsíci +18

      @@ThreadBomb often times the company who owns the claw machine is completely independent from the store its in! I bet they couldn't get in contact with the retailer who had a key to unlock it, and after a while it was safer to break the glass then to leave the kid in there longer.

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami Před 2 měsíci +97

    The weird thing about the acorn bit, WHY ROLL? I get maybe the first, but he stopped and started rolling three times!

    • @Profeshinal
      @Profeshinal Před 2 měsíci +61

      no wonder his legs were numb, bro was tryna pull some James Bond moves 😭

    • @TheGamingLivingRoom
      @TheGamingLivingRoom Před 2 měsíci +3

      Man watched to much Rookie Blue

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 Před 2 měsíci +4

      For the ✨drama✨

  • @olivia8243
    @olivia8243 Před 2 měsíci +224

    Seeing Kevin react to the grand American tradition of Groundhog Day is golden 😂 I haven't laughed at a video this hard in a while, I hope you do more of this from time to time

    • @misstiger1454
      @misstiger1454 Před 2 měsíci +35

      Stop I genuinely was confused like, "Isn't this just Groundhog Day?" and started thinking it wasn't because of how baffled Kevin was. I did not ONCE stop to consider that it just.. wasn't a thing anywhere else 💀 can you tell I'm American? /hj

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia Před 2 měsíci +16

      ​​@@misstiger1454 I'm Canadian, but especially cause I'm near Toronto, we absorb a lot of 'Americanism' even though we don't necessarily observe it the same way. Like we have groundhogs day but I've always associated more with America.
      Either way, Kev's confusion was v funny

    • @spicelord3006
      @spicelord3006 Před 2 měsíci +14

      My feral coworker suggested that we sacrifice Phil for an assured early spring

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@misstiger1454 Wow I didn't even realize he was baffled 😂 I thought he was aware and just reporting on the results. Never realized until I read your comment 😂😂😂

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@krazyxki I would assume he was aware but still baffled. Cause the Groundhog Day movie is prety popular, is the only way i know of this strange festivity. And if i know about in the other side of the continent, Kevin could know about it in another continent. Not that knowing it exits would make it any less bizarre. One thing is seeing in a movie and another seeing in real life. Of course, this being Kevin, it could be that he knew about it though the movie and forgot completely it was a thing until disovering it all over again for this video.

  • @KerriB
    @KerriB Před 2 měsíci +373

    Jim has gone rogue and locked Kevin in a news room. Hopefully he's at least allowed to sleep on the racecar bed

    • @ehxjsjd4553
      @ehxjsjd4553 Před 2 měsíci +15

      I think we both know Jim would not allow Kevin to sleep.

  • @evelynjenkins4456
    @evelynjenkins4456 Před 2 měsíci +43

    I love it when people outside of the US learn about Groundhog Day 😂😂
    ETA: Kevin, you'll be disappointed to hear that "hmm, maybe that guy should've had more training" is, in fact, considered a HUGELY controversial statement in the US

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 Před 2 měsíci +2

      unless it's made on behalf of a groundhog, then it's a fact

  • @SpectreNight
    @SpectreNight Před 2 měsíci +92

    Man that police officer, what a Florida moment. Glad he couldn't aim, and lost his job.

    • @FatalAlcatraz
      @FatalAlcatraz Před 2 měsíci +37

      Not enough, should be prosecuted and never be able to be an officer again.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@FatalAlcatraz That would be taking things too far. He clearly panicked and thought he was actually being attacked, not intentionally attacking someone with insidious intentions. Being stripped of his badge is punishment enough

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Před 2 měsíci +25

      ​@@mar_speedman"Being stripped of his badge is fine, but not being allowed to get it back is too far" is a wild thing to say, so I assume you mean the prosecution part?
      Look, if anyone else fired gunshots at someone harmlessly locked in a vehicle, screaming about being shot at and "hit", they'd be prosecuted for disturbance at minimum.
      An acorn. What a "misunderstanding". He nearly killed someone! Guns aren't toys, it's not like an oopsie with a rubber bat!

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@baydiac He literally had a bodycam. He clearly panicked, might even have PTSD. Sure, he shouldn't ever be allowed near a gun, but you act like he's a monster. He's a human being, leave him be. He already got fired from his job, why do you want to go further?

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@mar_speedman As a warning to all cops to keep their gun in the fucking holster unless they're 100% certain they need it, and to stop police departments from hiring people who are too psychologically unstable to tell the difference between an acorn and a gunshot.

  • @MINECHEZ1
    @MINECHEZ1 Před 2 měsíci +170

    “Today we’re gonna be doing something a little bit different”
    My day just got 1000% better

  • @jdj8168
    @jdj8168 Před 2 měsíci +58

    nah the scientist who hooked the mice up to a horror simulation is evil😭😭

  • @SW-qk9jx
    @SW-qk9jx Před 2 měsíci +59

    I am pretty sure toddler Kevin would have got into that claw machine in 0.2 seconds. This is a textbook toddler move.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 Před 2 měsíci +3

      That kid adopted the claw machine, kevin was born in it, he didn't see sun light, well forever😊

  • @cheezy805
    @cheezy805 Před 2 měsíci +124

    I love all the ways you're switching up your content nowadays. I'm subscribed to a weekly email called Feel Good News (stuff like disease cures being found, all dogs being adopted from a shelter, Greece legalising same-sex marriage, etc.) and this has a similar vibe.
    Also, at 11:53 you point out AMBULANCE is spelled backwards. We do that in Australia too; it's so people who look in their rear-view mirror read it the right way around in a hurry. You know, if they somehow missed the flashing lights, siren, and fluorescent colours.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +4

      as someone who plays their music loudly in the car i've definitely depended on things besides sirens to catch ambulances coming my way 💀 i grow warier the more experience i gain

    • @shhhhhhh9328
      @shhhhhhh9328 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Thanks for the tip on Feel Good News. I'll check them out.

    • @JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju
      @JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju Před 2 měsíci +2

      So Greece has fallen 😢

  • @smoothjazz17
    @smoothjazz17 Před 2 měsíci +99

    Please continue this as a trend throughout this crazy year, as an American I need a reliable source for news and it sure isn't the television

  • @HectorWalrussy
    @HectorWalrussy Před 2 měsíci +275

    That pigeon did not look like it had an innocent cell in it's body. It's body language was all over the place, no offense but I'm starting to doubt the Indian police force if they let such an obviously guilty suspect go. This just goes to show that the justice systems of the world are horribly made.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +3

      pigeons are heaven's rats

    • @shhhhhhh9328
      @shhhhhhh9328 Před 2 měsíci

      Nah, the police obviously have more dirt on that pigeon, and the pigeon knows it. They're just letting it go so it will lead them to the head of its organization. Then the police will burst into its rookery and offer it a plea deal to turn state's evidence against the Big Pigeon.

    • @cyanideburns2744
      @cyanideburns2744 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I was thinking the same thing- his alibi is sus as hell, as Kev said, the pigeon has no sense of direction if his story is true, so why did he choose that career path?

    • @thatguy5233
      @thatguy5233 Před měsícem

      the pigeon clearly paid them off

  • @Your_Daily_Memes
    @Your_Daily_Memes Před 2 měsíci +494

    Mistaking a acorn hitting a car for a gunshot is wild 💀
    Edit: THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS ARGUING ABOUT

    • @JasminemPolyanthum
      @JasminemPolyanthum Před 2 měsíci +56

      I'm fairly certain it was a post traumatic stress response, which will likely cause a chain reaction for the detainee to suffer post traumatic stress. A vicious cycle that needs less "training" and more therapy, in my honest opinion.
      I've recently listened to one of my dad's friends who wrote a poem about the acorns hitting her aluminium porch roof sounding like older artillery. It's not a stretch to imagine someone with more traumatic experiences reacting more strongly. A large portion of the American Police force are Veterans already.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@JasminemPolyanthum another factor people leave out is that the subject in the car? Yeah, he was arrested for stealing his girlfriends car. He was also making threats to her. (not sure what, haven't seen that documented. Knee-jerk reaction is to say death threats, but I don't recall ever seeing that be confirmed, although -> ) He was also alleged to be armed and intending to act on those threats.
      So, picture this, you're chasing a guy who just stole his girlfriend's car, is allegedly armed, and has made threats that they appear to be acting on. You arrest that person and detain them, but don't find a weapon. You then hear a loud noise from behind you, coming from the car that they're detained in.
      Yeah, it ain't exactly wild to assume, 'fuck, we missed the weapon, and they just fired it'. Also, the adrenaline shock from that fight or flight moment could have reasonably made them think they had been hit. It's actually extremely common for GSW's to not actually feel painful initially. Our bodies just didn't evolve pain receptors for that sort of thing, so it's pretty common for people to be hit and not actually feel it initially. So, if all that happens, then in-the-moment you feel your legs go numb, yeah, it's not unreasonable to think you might have been hit.
      It's easy to meme on but, as with most things, it only sounds insane when you don't have context or understand GSWs but in-context it's not really all that unreasonable all things considered. IMO it's really only even being reported on a lot because it plays into the 'cops bad and/or incompetent' political push.

    • @Mayflower-Yev
      @Mayflower-Yev Před 2 měsíci +46

      @@JasminemPolyanthum Veterans need to get better treatment because the way they are treated right now is sickening. And I don’t mean publicly, I mean how VA treats them. They basically don’t get any care for them that is even slightly expensive despite being promised more.

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst Před 2 měsíci +27

      He also claimed "something hit me and my legs went numb"

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst Před 2 měsíci

      It's almost like the government is a sham, and has always been a sham, and promises people things to get them to fight their wars for them despite never intending to actually provide those promises. @@Mayflower-Yev

  • @PlaneBelief
    @PlaneBelief Před 2 měsíci +69

    This was a nice change. You have some comedic range that showed out in this format. I hope we see more of this in the future.🙂

  • @haileyglick313
    @haileyglick313 Před 2 měsíci +23

    I live for the "What's going on in Ireland?" segment LMFAOO

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Před 2 měsíci +52

    From pigeons to acorns to that animation video that cost $50k, 2024 is definitely been one of the years of all time.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +2

      what animation? the paper people?

    • @jackgreen5875
      @jackgreen5875 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@nightcoreeclub a video some youtuber requested, its him animated being chased by Charlie, the main character from Hasbin Hotel.

  • @BENBOI_1
    @BENBOI_1 Před 2 měsíci +23

    Related to that otter story, my mum told me that her dad (who was a pilot) took two turtles in his pockets through the scanners.

  • @Viewer-jz2rg
    @Viewer-jz2rg Před 2 měsíci +13

    I live about 45 minutes away from punxsutawney, PA and I promise you Groundhog Day is a national holiday around our parts 😂😂😂

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 Před 2 měsíci +1

      There’s also a opossum that predicts spring 😂😂
      “Sand Mountain Sam has predicted an early spring for 2024. He's an opossum from Albertville, and Sand Mountain Sam has predicted the coming of spring on Groundhog Day since 1993”

  • @cameronostrander7140
    @cameronostrander7140 Před 2 měsíci +66

    Policing in America is a cultural issue. They hold all the power, even when we capitulate, we still face this crap, an acorn shooter.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Před 2 měsíci +17

      at least the police department didn't defend him too hard i guess lol. they did let him resign which is embarrassing but.... this is why we need national police database that keeps track of fuck ups cops make lol. so he doesn't go to the town/county over and get hired again as a cop lool

    • @cameronostrander7140
      @cameronostrander7140 Před 2 měsíci +18

      @nightcoreeclub They would game that system, too. They need to be held accountable, just as any job. If they still argue, 4 year criminal justice is a must. These are some of the highest paid employees of any city. Yet, only require, "training".

    • @AmbrosiusVanDerCastel
      @AmbrosiusVanDerCastel Před 2 měsíci +7

      All of your country was a mistake.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@nightcoreeclubpart of the issue is if cops resign after an “incident” they often times can get another job with a station in a different district…

    • @irradiatedPirateBooty
      @irradiatedPirateBooty Před měsícem

      ​@AmbrosiusVanDerCastel in all honesty about half of us here absolutely agree and want out of here lmao

  • @AN456d
    @AN456d Před 2 měsíci +10

    Just commenting to say, I've been working with kids for almost 7 years now, some of them quite little
    And I can honestly say, it's genuinely 100% a toddler move to just go bonkers whenever they're not being watched, takes them like a split second to climb into a claw machine or to run into a picnic and step on people's burgers (totally not something I experienced while watching over kids in a park)
    Seriously, if you have toddlers, never assume they can't do the dumbest shit ever in the two seconds you're not watching them, because I assure you, they will

  • @vincents1520
    @vincents1520 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Loved the stories.
    In the southern US, we use Beauregard in Atlanta instead of Puxatawney Phil. Yes, the groundhogs have become regional. Yes, it is still insane.

    • @sarahwand579
      @sarahwand579 Před 2 měsíci +4

      General Beauregard Lee is his full name! He lives in a tiny mansion, and he is reportedly the most actually accurate groundhog in the game. We don't have an "interpreter" for his decision. They open his front door and if he decides to go out and stay out, then it's an early spring. If he either doesn't come out or comes out and "sees his shadow" (goes back inside), then six more weeks of winter.

  • @RayyanRevived
    @RayyanRevived Před 2 měsíci +8

    The fact that Ireland will never have an answer but lead you to more questions to then find the answers of those questions which lead you to even more questions

  • @redlionyt3019
    @redlionyt3019 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Irish news is the best

  • @smileyface81mc77
    @smileyface81mc77 Před 2 měsíci +3

    9:00 Ehhh… it could honestly be both. I work with little kids, and I swear to God some of them can teleport. You spot the kiddo, turn to do something, turn back, and suddenly they’re under the desk or they’ve got their leg stuck between the shelf and the wall. But also, yeah, Dad wasn’t watching. Probably for a while. Maybe he went to go get food for them both (looked like a food court) and told him not to move, but by the time he looked back, Junior was already in there.

  • @kitthekat6844
    @kitthekat6844 Před 2 měsíci +12

    1:40 Resident Evil "Bi-OWL-hazard" is genius 😂

  • @chuckbillrow
    @chuckbillrow Před 2 měsíci +4

    I grew up the next town over from Punxsutawney. I remember sitting in school on groundhogs day bitter knowing that the kids over there got the day off while we didn't.

  • @stonytrees8573
    @stonytrees8573 Před 2 měsíci +56

    I miss the “hey there friends how’s it going my name is Kevin”

    • @JamesMaund538
      @JamesMaund538 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Guess we’re no longer his friends 😢

    • @lordshennington2756
      @lordshennington2756 Před 2 měsíci +22

      @@JamesMaund538Or we're good enough friends that he doesn't need to remind us

    • @JamesMaund538
      @JamesMaund538 Před 2 měsíci

      @@lordshennington2756or we are even closer as just close friends and he has kidnapped us in the dear leaders basement

    • @JamesMaund538
      @JamesMaund538 Před 2 měsíci +16

      @@lordshennington2756 or we’re even closer and we’re in his basement, no need to remind us that way

    • @SwooshJush83
      @SwooshJush83 Před 2 měsíci +4

      We are enemies 😡

  • @imanightmare3017
    @imanightmare3017 Před 2 měsíci +26

    I really hope Kevin sees this because I really want to thank him for well pretty much just him being him & his videos. My grandma died in the first week of 2024, she is the first person that meant so much too me & that was so close to me so it pretty much just shadered me, Kevin & his videos were/are a big reason why I didn't do anything to myself & that really helped/helps me through this time! You & you're videos have always made me happy & help me but espacily right now so I really just wanted to say thank you!

    • @liddonburns8195
      @liddonburns8195 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Im proud that youre safe and hope you can start healing soon! You'll get through this

    • @imanightmare3017
      @imanightmare3017 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@liddonburns8195 thank you so much! Yeah it's been a bit harder this & the last week since it was my first birthday without her present but I'm happy she no longer had to suffer due to her illnesses

  • @hedgethesledge
    @hedgethesledge Před 2 měsíci +5

    I love it when Kevin does something a little bit different. This is the only news broadcast I'd ever watch

  • @taylourpearcy4227
    @taylourpearcy4227 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Oh Kevin… you’ve obviously never seen how fast a child can move 😂. That child 100% crawled up into that machine in 3 seconds…

  • @DANA_IS_HERE
    @DANA_IS_HERE Před 2 měsíci +9

    Fan from syria here.
    your videos help me smile through bad days

  • @Niffy3665
    @Niffy3665 Před 2 měsíci +131

    Crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

    • @kierstinishere4693
      @kierstinishere4693 Před 2 měsíci +11

      crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. the rats made me crazy

    • @Marziilla
      @Marziilla Před 2 měsíci +2

      Omg you’re just like me fr

    • @scar1002
      @scar1002 Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@kierstinishere4693crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

    • @kierstinishere4693
      @kierstinishere4693 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@scar1002crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. the rats made me crazy

    • @brad9721
      @brad9721 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@scar1002 crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy

  • @andrewmillar8254
    @andrewmillar8254 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Wait until you find out about the Nebraska groundhog, Unadilla Bill. It's a lot like Punxsutawney Phil except it's been dead for decades. They still trot it out every year and pretend it's predicting the weather, because rural Nebraskans are not far removed from the villagers in Midsommar.
    Also, worth noting that in New York uniquely, the Supreme Court is not the state's high court: It's the state's trial court, with two layers of state courts that can hear appeals from it. It's supposedly called "supreme" because it has general jurisdiction, but I think it's really just to annoy people.

  • @shodan6401
    @shodan6401 Před 2 měsíci +4

    In the early 90s, my friend and I created a show for local college radio called "The Weak News". Aside from the horrible title, it was an absolute blast and taught me that stories like this are everywhere, all the time. Generally, people are stupid. But if necessary, we could have just used news out of Florida, for some reason...

  • @bearynice4784
    @bearynice4784 Před 2 měsíci +7

    never thought the story of chicken little was an actual cautionary tale about the hysteria acorns can cause...

  • @hardachesjess
    @hardachesjess Před 2 měsíci +14

    ahhhh this is how I would always like to get my news! thank you 🎉

  • @NinoKito
    @NinoKito Před 2 měsíci +3

    This was bloody brilliant

    • @Wanda-pt2rm
      @Wanda-pt2rm Před 2 měsíci

      Wait, I know you.
      I like our videos too ❤

  • @dukeofthedance8062
    @dukeofthedance8062 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hey Kevin, here in 'Merica if cops don't have body cams they can turn off, that "shooting after an acorn falling" is standard operating procedures (including hitting the person in custody especially) for most or all of them.

  • @alexlata6837
    @alexlata6837 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I loved this sm, this year has been Rough so far, so it’s such a relief to hear news that isn’t horrible or depressing

  • @tagnar8962
    @tagnar8962 Před 2 měsíci +5

    As someone from PA thanks for letting the world know about are weird ground hog thing.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 2 měsíci +2

    "They made it a horror game." Yep, that was pretty much the first thought that went through my head when I read that. The poor mouse can't even take off the VR goggles. Are they trying to torture the lab mice into being glad they're not in the wild with predators but in a lab?
    I mean, still better than being lab mice for Crazy Elon's dumb brain-chips tests that would made any Cyberpunk RPG character go, "Excuse me? Nope. Never install neural headware in your wetware if whatever it does can easily be done by a wearable, without brain surgery!"

  • @sunfastrose
    @sunfastrose Před 2 měsíci +36

    How dare you question the police officer’s qualifications because he shot his gun over a falling acorn? As an American both me and my typing gun are offended. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take my freedom eagle for a walk, once I find my going outside gun.

  • @WhiteBanana1000
    @WhiteBanana1000 Před 2 měsíci +10

    This was great! Make it a weekly thing?
    But we need a green screen and a blazer on Kevin!

    • @JasminemPolyanthum
      @JasminemPolyanthum Před 2 měsíci +3

      I wouldn't wish that research job on anyone, least of all Kevin. Spending all week scouring the news sent a lot of people's mental health down the drain and I don't want to see Kevin unhappy.
      That being said, if Kevo WANTS to do that, then I would be here for all the news.

  • @gwenbathory6656
    @gwenbathory6656 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Kevin, thank you so much for touching on the Florida acorn story, some of us in the states, are just flabbergasted, and hearing your commentary on it, chefs kiss.
    We love you Kevin. Bash on our incompetence more often please, absolutely fantastic.

  • @cindella204
    @cindella204 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hah this brings me back to when I was interning in a newsroom on the late shift, so when I was bored I would pull up the AP stories and go to the weird category. (I think it's actually called 'Oddities' or smth.) Super fun!

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken Před 2 měsíci +1

    I really hope you'll do more of these! Was really fun hearing you talk about the weirder news

  • @kevinbestgirl3838
    @kevinbestgirl3838 Před 2 měsíci +22

    hello world, hello kevin

  • @kj_arts1017
    @kj_arts1017 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Honestly this reminds me of John Oliver and now I need more content of Kevin reviewing silly news articles 😅

  • @Hectix_
    @Hectix_ Před 2 měsíci +5

    I hope the CMKNN is here to stay!

  • @Kbl-pu2sc
    @Kbl-pu2sc Před 2 měsíci +4

    Bro you have no idea and I don't blame you. I used to think people just didn't watch their kids too, but I could see my 3 year old getting the claw machine in less than 30 seconds. Gotta remember they're not eye level, too. It's hard to look down the entire time.

    • @Dude-hs7zm
      @Dude-hs7zm Před měsícem

      Claw machines are definitely not child proof. In all honesty I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more.

  • @kitten4205
    @kitten4205 Před 2 měsíci +3

    As an Australian, I can confirm that children getting stuck in claw machines occurs more than I would like to admit

  • @JessicaKennedy367
    @JessicaKennedy367 Před 2 měsíci +4

    "It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane."
    - Wonko the Sane
    Look, I think it's very cool when sci-fi inspires real life, like with Star Trek tech and whatnot. And although Wikipedia is basically the Hitchikkers Guide, I don't think the society that Douglas Adams presents is very aspirational. Hilarious, but not really goals.

  • @TheHallow31
    @TheHallow31 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was fecking awesome! Would definitely watch some more CMK News!

  • @jasminec_
    @jasminec_ Před 2 měsíci +2

    Kevin, we need this to turn into a series!! Funny news from you is keeping people out of therapy (in the best way). Everything about this is perfect, from the jokes and twists to the use of Mysims Agents DS music for the parts about "crime" investigation. Chef's kiss. Please do these videos all the time.

  • @trogdortheburninator3621
    @trogdortheburninator3621 Před 2 měsíci +5

    This year is mental af

  • @feline0insomnia
    @feline0insomnia Před 2 měsíci +5

    Please do more of these 😂😂😂

  • @joshmorrison7785
    @joshmorrison7785 Před 2 měsíci +2

    What I love about the fact I’ve been watching Kevin for so long is that he never fails to adapt, further showing his prowess as a military genius, and further growing Jim’s following

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Good to hear the outro again.
    Also, about the claw machine thing...
    I don't know how claw machines work, or how the prizes are placed inside, but I doubt they break the glass from the machine to place the prizes inside.

  • @jarenmoyle9562
    @jarenmoyle9562 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Kevin is my only source of news now so he has to make more videos like this or I will be completely in the dark

    • @Forold
      @Forold Před 2 měsíci +1

      You gotta check out Zach Star Himself doing news skits about actual news stories.

  • @Maxwell_thecat143
    @Maxwell_thecat143 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Kevo is back with his news

  • @MisterMysteryMan1
    @MisterMysteryMan1 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I don't normally watch the news, but I'll gladly do so if Kevin is reporting. This is the news I want. Hands down!

  • @LightMio_
    @LightMio_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was so good! I need more editions of Kevin News

  • @thehiperson8066
    @thehiperson8066 Před 2 měsíci +26

    The news? More like bore ragnarok!

  • @coralreef7138
    @coralreef7138 Před 2 měsíci +3

    PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!@!

  • @doppelgengar9483
    @doppelgengar9483 Před 2 měsíci

    Love the variety! Id be interested in more of this

  • @Onle_
    @Onle_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was truly great! I while I still laughed the next story already came up, which is even more absud than the previous one! Plus: You're Comments to it are gold!

  • @clescell6587
    @clescell6587 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Great content, Kevin. Nice change of pace, and well done! (I'm glad God told you to do it)

  • @dwylie83
    @dwylie83 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Acorn cop is former special forces. He thought the dude in the Sar shot him in the chest with a silenced pistol. It's ptsd in action

  • @TheSarahEllie01
    @TheSarahEllie01 Před 2 měsíci

    Love this format- I laughed so damn hard. Thanks Kevin!

  • @TheMasterGL16
    @TheMasterGL16 Před 2 měsíci +1

    PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS!!!!!!! I love it!

  • @Cookie08934
    @Cookie08934 Před 2 měsíci +2

    PLS PLS PLS IM BEGGING YOU PLAY MORE SIMS 4 PLSSSSSSS!!!

  • @somerandom3291
    @somerandom3291 Před 2 měsíci +7

    KEVIN. FIX THE DAMN TINITUS SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND.

    • @KungFuKendrick
      @KungFuKendrick Před 2 měsíci

      Is it still there in this video?

    • @owen6019
      @owen6019 Před 2 měsíci

      yea, im giving up, im going to try to block the frequency on my end, but if I cant fix it idk, i cant watch any videos with it

    • @carna24
      @carna24 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I dont hear anything?

    • @jamesc5027
      @jamesc5027 Před 2 měsíci

      samsies @@carna24

  • @mimicmemento
    @mimicmemento Před 2 měsíci +2

    I need more news updates like this, I wish there was a dedicated news station that was just like "ok, there's enough other places to learn about the bad stuff going on in the world, here's the ridiculous and hilarious"

  • @lilex2000
    @lilex2000 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is the kind of news I can get behind! And, as someone who lives in Wales, the ambulance thing really tickled me. Though, I will likely now be unable to see one without Kevin's pronunciation popping into my head

  • @ToonyLinkSR
    @ToonyLinkSR Před 2 měsíci +5

    im starting to think kevin is leaving his gaming niche

  • @-pictures3466
    @-pictures3466 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Kevin news report is something I didn't know I needed

  • @harleycynofficial
    @harleycynofficial Před 2 měsíci

    Love this! More CallMeKevin news is needed.

  • @joshgreen2366
    @joshgreen2366 Před 2 měsíci

    Crazy that the first news report shown at 0:06 was from my hometown. Of all the news reporters that could have been sampled for that bit, it just happened to be someone I've seen on TV.

  • @chem_mong
    @chem_mong Před 2 měsíci +1

    OK this is a format I'd get behind 😂

  • @maddieg.1317
    @maddieg.1317 Před 2 měsíci

    Please do more videos like this!!! One of my favorites so far ❤

  • @MadMaxwell7
    @MadMaxwell7 Před 2 měsíci

    lol Kev, I fully support this branching out to news. It's a lot less work for you and just as entertaining for us. Cheers!

  • @s3doesstuff
    @s3doesstuff Před 2 měsíci

    please do more of these, this was really fun to watch

  • @that.dawson
    @that.dawson Před 2 měsíci

    I laughed a lot during this! Please do more throughout the year!

  • @eilzmo
    @eilzmo Před 2 měsíci +1

    I really hope this kinda video is the beginning of a beautiful new tradition haha. Quality news delivery right here

  • @kittywatchesyoutube
    @kittywatchesyoutube Před 2 měsíci

    I love this video format! Please do more in the future!

  • @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806
    @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806 Před 2 měsíci +1

    What's going on in Ireland really brought me joy today. Thank you for sharing your country's news with us ;P

  • @numberonebaka1312
    @numberonebaka1312 Před 2 měsíci

    I loved this! I think you should do one of these at the end or beginning of each month, capturing the weirdest shit from the month before, because let's be honest, there is weird stuff happening every day - definitely enough to make a video on!!

  • @podgeogreaghan1956
    @podgeogreaghan1956 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thank you Kev nice to have some good news for once

  • @TreeTwoOne-Go
    @TreeTwoOne-Go Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂 please do more of these!!!

  • @RubyBlueUwU
    @RubyBlueUwU Před 2 měsíci +1

    1. This reminded me very much of Russel Howard’s Good News which I used to love back in school, it’s always fun when Kevin experiments a little
    2. My (British) mum travelled to the states this year solely to be present for Groundhog Day. She’s 60 and went alone, it’s been a dream of hers for decades. So she wasn’t far from where that footage was shot