Black Ops Zombies - Funny Dialogue
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- čas přidán 20. 10. 2021
- Going through the comments of my previous Zombies funny dialogue videos, I found a bunch of comments talking about lines I missed out, so I figured I would go back and record them to make a new video. In that process, I couldn't help but reexamine each every map in the Aether story just to find even more lines that I may have missed which took me a few weeks.
Once I did that, going into each game and actually recording the lines went by a lot quicker. That being said, some of these lines proved a little more difficult to actually record because I couldn't quite figure out what triggered them. All in all, was months in the making, so I really hope you guys enjoy it, and would very much appreciate it if you left a like, or a comment
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You can tell that the voice actors had a lot fun with playing their characters in Zombies, the comedy is perfect, especially when Tank breaks the the non-existent 4th wall
Lol I would too, the dialogues were funny 🤣
Wrong they worked crazy hours and was under paid Hence why they didn't show up in cold war Zombies.
@@trevorwalsh9443 easy, different timeline since everything got sucked by the dark eather
@@trevorwalsh9443 they literally died in bo4 for real this time.
@@trevorwalsh9443 no
0:45 *"It doesn’t count if you were by yourself, Sammy",* Richthofen’s the best.
Literally the best line I've heard so far lol
It’s so condescending it’s perfect😂
Richthofen grilled sammy for real 💀
He'd be a great inner voice 😂
1:35 The casual delivery killed me
Dog why
Damn poor Nik
I can see all of them at a bar and he just says that.
All of them need therapy.
This here is my childhood.
God bless Steve Blum, Nolan North, Tom Kane, Fred Tasticore and all the other amazing voice actors who gave me great memories.
Classic quotes I will say
Hell yes
Same here dude
ong bro
...uhh...Fred Tatascore dude
5:35 Richtofen: "This weapon brings out my more primative instincts"
The zombie: "WAIT WUT?!"
119 likes and no comments let me fix that
6:31 I love how Nikolai was surprised by how takio can make jokes
4:50 this part is genuine comedy
Are they trying to communicate? Oh, no they're doing their thing
The original characters are so damn funny
Are they trying to communicate-
Oh no they're having sex.
This part literally had me rolling on the floor
“Oh,no their having s3x🤭”
7:12 damn even in a zombie apocalypse Nikolai is still getting his money stolen by pole dancers lol
Man got them issues
Beech
4:52 Freaken richtofen man, this gets me all the time🤣
Every single damn time my guy
6:33 nikolai's little timed "holy cow" right after takeo omg
11:22 Kennedy you were way ahead of your time with that
It was richard Nixon not kennedy
Nixon not Kennedy
Also Nixon did start the war on drugs
7:06 perfectly cut scream
Got a chuckle outta me
"Agh-"
6:49
3:44 I am now convinced that Tank is traveling back and forward in time a bit too much
@@bradytankdempsey1.064 That's Steve Blum whenever he's still salty to Facebook and the 4th wall break.
Funny thing is Nikolai and Takeo (I think those 2 anyway) both have that same quote on Ascension 😂
Poor Nikolai man
Tak: "With this, I will finally win my colleagues' respect!"
Me: "heh that's funny-"
Tak: "Hope? You are all I have..."
Me: *starts bawling on the floor*
4:06 imagine you lose the perk if you got that reaction from the character
Why is the vomiting sound soo REALISTIC?
You would be fucked since most of Nikolai’s perk quotes In revelations have him throwing up.
5:08 Me listening to the thumping coming from my neighbors' apartment at 3 AM
Best quote is Richthofen saying "Ja, let's build a secret lab under Alcatraz it's only a twisted little pocket dimension.... FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!" Bo4 had some of the best quotes, that was probably only the saving grace of bo4
True
Bo4 zombies was fine
and it has a typo in the subtiles
"nfucking Illuminati..."
@@chrisbyrd8317 which is why this game is so bad
9:50 Classic old quote for Easter egg song.
9:55 Miss the old elective running President.
Lmao I love Nixon’s line it’s so funny I still play bo1 zombies just for that
7:41
True words spoken, Richtofen. Why would the Death Machine even need a warning label.
7:03 "YES! Yes rain down with the poop!" Oh...the poop...."
My favorite part about Richtofen is when he got hit by a zombie monkey.
4:49 "Are they trying to-
Oh no they're having sex."
8:15 doom music starts
Ah yes, JFK, the doom slayer
0:59 I’ve been looking for this clip everywhere
5:08 had me laughing so hard I almost choked on my water lmfaoo, it caught me off guard
I know right
Literally dead 💀
7:10 this part killed me 💀
Every one of these lines got me dead asf 💀👍
1:03 richtofen fuckin destroyed sam
Man I love Richtofen so much
6:46 nickolai cut is perfect 💀💀💀💀
6:10 Zombie "SAM" JFK "Calm your liver mr wiggles"
8:06 holy fuck takeo jesus christ
I have several questions
It's nikolia lol
Think he meant 7:53 or yeah he was talking about Nikolai
2:37 "here let me help you diiiiiiiiie!" Caught me off guard, no cap.
it sounds like he has auto tune lol
@@layuv it also sounds like the game crashed.
4:15 Takeo says "Rock And Roll" upon obtaining the Man-o-war referring to the power metal band Manowar.
5:07 so true but they do it to the perk machines
Dempsey: What, are they going to put a music easter egg in every map now?
Me: Yes, yes they are.
The casual delivery of 2:46 killed me 😂
The way the zombie die after nikolia said I once I had elemental shard 😂😂
6:14 I'm not a crook I'm not a crook I'm not a crook !!!!!!!!!!!
Nikolai: Water with 115 is not for drinking
Nikolai: *_Drinks Jugg_*
Richtofen bisexual icon
3:12 iconic quote
"first one to make a joke about jugs gets a slap in the face"
Well that was quick... And to the point... Holy shit
I'm still a bit confused on that one
@@irvinsolchaga2119 Jugs as in boobs lol... she's saying if anyone makes a joke about her tits she'll slap them
@@necroticartery thanks it's just that day I was tired I barely came back from work and I didn't pay much attention to it
6:40 “Richtofen:these pockets are just so full I expect my pants will just fall down at some point ehem”
Zombie:”AAUGH”
That cut scream tho XD
4:51 oh alrighty then
I like how the classified dialogue from bo4 are sometimes polar opposites of each other from the moon dialogue cause classified takes place before moon. Gotta appreciate the small details
It takes place after moon doesn't it? Dempsey even asks Richtofen how he got his body back
No ot takes place before, the ultimis from the final cutscene are not the ones we are playing with.
2:41 that first pew was perfectly synced
0:58 damn chill man
I loved when “serious” Primis Ricthofen’s sus side slips out
10:53 I don't know about you guys but this one is really funny.
1:37 nikolai casually mentioning his dad';s abuse like he gives 0 fucks abot it made me burst out laughing
You've got to love how genuinely out of pocket some of the voice lines across the games are. It's genuinely hysterical.
What is up with richtofen tho😂😂
Man..... I love Takeo
3:14 when he squealed he kinda sounded like those animatronic cats or babies that your younger sibling had and it wouldn't shut up
Furbys?
And you wanted to throw it out the window so bad but you couldn’t
4:53 that made me spill my tea😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:49 was the best quote of all of them
7:39 “Is that a warning label? Warning handle with care, oh really!? I don’t think it’s likely”
10:57 I died of laughter Nikolai is my fav 😂
These dialogues are the reason why I prefer older zombies games (WAW, BO1, BO2, BO3) over CW.
Same
BO4 right
Takeo: Precision is middle name! Not really, but I make joke like Dempsey.
Nikolai: *HOLY COW*
7:08 I can’t help but think to myself “Oh you poor bastard” I know everyone has different playing styles but I never let excavator Omicron or Epsilon breach
@@mattdude The excavators on moon are called, Pi for tunnel 6, Omicron for tunnel 11 and Epsilon for the Biodome
2:19 115 just came on when he said this.
1:49 so we ain't gonna talk about how nik just drinks thru the helmet
2:52 omfg wth nik! 😂😂😂😂
nikolai got anything to say about how you lost your money
Nokolai: 7:29
Bless, I've wanted another video like this for a while. Thanks.
2:13
Interesting. Ultimis Richtofen says the same thing when he drinks Double Tap on Kino.
omfg poor takeo one that last quote
All the primis cast are great friends. Brothers, if you will. Ultimis though? Really only Dempsey likes him.
Love these videos :)
5:08 best line
Love the callbacks to their previous quotes.
"It doesn't count if you were by yourself Sammy" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
10:46 OK that sounded more depressing than funny
It's so tragic that as soon as we got the funny original characters in bo4 they ended the story 😢
6:49 why was that scream perfectly cut
"Who needs a deadshot daiquiri or whatever tf that is" - Cpt. Price
Takeo ultimus is so funny
So is no one gonna feel bad for Nikolai cause he got beaten by his father as a kid?
Some players are appalled, and some are relating to numbed-trauma. Poor Nik.
4:50 I’ve never heard that line but it’s my favorite line now
I always come back to this video when im sad just so I can be happy :')
6:37 Ballistic Knife With Bowie Knife LOL
6:52 perfectly cut scene
6:49
2:06 roasted
11:10 tick tock!!
5:08 and 7:20 are the best quotes hands down
6:49 The perfect cut doesn't exis-
4:03 does that mean the effects of the soda wore of since he puked it back up?
3:33 😅😅
richtofens voice actor must get payed a lot.
3:32 ngl he sounded adorable.😟
One of my fav quotes that wasnt in this video by dempsey on Kino "Get any closer and I'll have to introduce you to my mother"
0:48 oh I’m definitely turned on Dempsey 😫
Calm down there lady
@@Dannymart_88445 its dempsey. Enough said.
4:19 😂 ‘remember water with 115 is not for drinking’
11:34 that hit the wrong spot...
5:07 needs no context
I think we can all agree that nikolai has the best quotes in zombies history
That moment when you *need some beans for the chowder here*
I still laugh at richtofen and Nicolai saying some pause schiesse
Ahhh long time no see
How do you drink a perk bottle with a space helmet on? Explain that treyarch!
Yes another dialogue become more funny. HEY dempsey what Facebook page you talking about HA?
10:15 “it’s a little gun, but it has a long barrel. Like my college roommate”
Anyone notice at 10:12 if you pause quick enough and look at the top left corner you see this dude uses noclip, for whatever reason 😂😂
Remember everyone: water with 115 is not for drinking
You are right george a romero you are the zombie grandfather rip man was a legend