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No one: CollegeHumor: “Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy! ‘You think people like [anthropomorphic Luxo® L-1 lamp] ever think what it’s like to be someone like [the letter 𝐈]? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t! _We live in a society_ …!”
The real Luxo Jr. admits to none of this... Do you even know how old this kid is? He has a gentle,calm,loving father(Luxo Sr.),Jr. loves playing with colorful balls,and they only recorded his intro once and replicated it(except that one time with Wall-E...you know the one...). Jr. is an innocent boy,barely reaching double digits in age probably.
@@jacobwiggle3681it was for a joke involving front back and side which Elmo learned and then he taught it to Zoe who then told it to everyone on sesame Street
@@Yourstruly.MirMir same goes for the man who died because of some random douche bag.... Justice had been served there. If you deserve not to die then the same goes for everyone like you.
Amber Shoffren and you don't even more because if you watch the cars movies well the cars 3 trailer came out and *beeeeeeeeeep* ugh just watch it so there's no spoilers for anyone who did not watch it
@@thatoneflaregun3167 At this point I don't know if this is an r/wooosh moment or not but I'll take the bait regardless. 8==0 resembles a penis, it's a prison rape joke
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The lamp did not only kill, it stomps its victim to death for the public to see. As you can see, a public uproar was caused because of this incident which also influenced the court's decision
I can't believe I just saw an 'I' letter getting stomped on to death with his blood splattered around and the execution of a 'lamp'. I feel bad for both sides...
The whole video, I was just feeling so sad for the little lamp. What if all the other letters were just being too judgmental and harsh? I still don't think that what the little lamp did deserved the death penalty. Remember that one longer Pixar commercial that showed the little lamp and a bigger lamp playing with a little ball? The big lamp smushed the ball, but did he get the death penalty? No. Why should they punish the little lamp (who is obviously cute) when the big lamp wasn't persecuted at all?
+Danielle Jackson alright so We pretend the lamp and the letters are people,now when the lamp crushed the I in Pixar (it's now Pxar) that I dies and is considered dead,killed by the lamp,what do you think someone should deserve for murder? What if someone murdered your dad or something? You would hate them all the way to the end of the earth,you see what I mean?
Spartan War118 I would be extremely sad if someone were to kill my father, but I wouldn't hate them "all the way to the end of the earth." That's not how I was taught. That's in opposition to my religion. sure, I would hate them at the beginning because I am human, but not to the end of the earth
alex Somelastnameyoushouldn'tknow I never said that or meant to imply that. I'm just saying that I've been taught since birth to forgive. I'm appalled at how some people can't seem to forgive others.
0:25 THE PRIEST IS AN F LMAOOO
Should've been a P.
Calum Brook Nicolson f=father
and this was BEFORE Call of Duty AW came out
Lol
@@Tribune_of_Italia no, F for respects
Imagine seeing this at the beginning of a Pixar film...
I'm pretty much the only one thinking "soooooooo when's the movie gonna start?"
@@azn2898 If Disney decides to pull the plug on Pixar afterwards.
H’boy, Pixar would never see the light if day again
Imagine seeing this at the beginning of *every* Pixar film
*confused girl screaming*
God, I remember watching this when I was young. It traumatised me, to say the least. Now I can safely say this is a masterpiece.
After being traumatized, now it's a masterpiece wtf???
@@abacaxirusso2023 Back then I was scared of it. Now I see it when I'm older I find it funny.
This was truly a graphic trip down memory lane watching this for the first time in 7 years
yo same bro
Same
If Pixar ever had adult movies, this would be their opening logo
A 1:32 long intro?
That way too long for an intro
This video is super dark
That's collegehumor for you.
but it's a lamp
+Cooliostuff Hey THERE
As Robot Chicken would say "darkest sketch, darkest sketch"
It's a good thing the video is about a lamp!Otherwise we would have some serious difficulties admiring the clip!
Lamp: **Kills I**
The society: *So you have chosen death*
No one:
CollegeHumor: “Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy! ‘You think people like [anthropomorphic Luxo® L-1 lamp] ever think what it’s like to be someone like [the letter 𝐈]? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t! _We live in a society_ …!”
No! This Is Fake! Mario Got Killed And Watermark!
His Wife is Crying And Kids Sad
Pinche chiste pendejo de morra básica hecho ya hasta el cansancio a la verga
He actually didnt want to kill him his work is to smash him something went wrong and.......
1:03 Judge: “GUILTY!”
Oh PAAAN!
I think he says “THE CHAIR!”
This would actually make a good adult Pixar short
If Pixar made a X rated toy story
0:25 the priest for the funeral is an F, they can predict memes.
We stand here to say f in chat pray now we pray to the f lords
F
F
F
F
0:16
I guess the “P” in Pixar stands for puke...
True
Puke and passout
0:16
0:16
Riiight, I died laughing (no pun)
If Pixar made a horror movie,this needs to be the intro.
Which obviously would never happen.
The real Luxo Jr. admits to none of this... Do you even know how old this kid is? He has a gentle,calm,loving father(Luxo Sr.),Jr. loves playing with colorful balls,and they only recorded his intro once and replicated it(except that one time with Wall-E...you know the one...). Jr. is an innocent boy,barely reaching double digits in age probably.
And they both were on Sesame Street once! (As a segment.)
@@jacobwiggle3681it was for a joke involving front back and side which Elmo learned and then he taught it to Zoe who then told it to everyone on sesame Street
P I X A R
💡
P I X A R
P💡 X A R
Tintin Yunarsih the lightbulb sucks
P🤮 💡 _XAR_
P💡XAR
P☠️XAR
Cool
If im correct the lamp is actually a child
Idk if its yes because it said luxo jr
Yep, it's Luxo Jr..
M u r d e r
Just because it says jr, it doesn’t mean it’s a child. Martin Luther King Jr.
Aden Duale my bad.
0:16 P is for Puke.
0:25 F is for Father.
0:38 P is for Police.
1:01 J is for Judge.
1:07 G is for Guard.
1:20 E is for Executioner.
F is for Funeral!
F is for friends who do stuff together
@@FulminageU is for you and me!!
”Dark humor is the way people cope with tragedy."
-Gelatin, 2020
when they electrocuted the lamp that broke my heart
😭😭😭I cried when i see electrocuted the lamp. I love lamp so much
Me too even if somebody kills another person the killer still doesn't deserve to die nobody DESERVES to die
@@Yourstruly.MirMir same goes for the man who died because of some random douche bag.... Justice had been served there. If you deserve not to die then the same goes for everyone like you.
@@Yourstruly.MirMir they deserve to die, you harvest what you sow
I like the lamp to
If Pixar made a R Rated animated movie this should be the opening
What about an NC-17 Rated animated film? Haven't you heard of Scarface or something?
If sausage party was made by Disney and pixar
@@miskellkyle Scarface ain't an animated film
0:12 Sausage Party Reference
@@15Candles sausage party is from Sony Pictures
After almost 10 years, I've finally found this again 🙌
F is for funeral
P is for police
J is for judge
G is for guard
And E is for execution
wall-e should have stepped in at the end and changed the light bulb XD
😂 tru
Lol right
AshGaming's Channel o
LOL
lol
I'm never going to be able to watch Pixar in the same way again.
Amber Shoffren wouldnt say it better. Thats what i wanted to say.
Amber Shoffren and you don't even more because if you watch the cars movies well the cars 3 trailer came out and *beeeeeeeeeep* ugh just watch it so there's no spoilers for anyone who did not watch it
Aziza Alkan
Blueteam 20001 Guess what? You can cuss and swear all you like on the Internet!
Amber Shoffren lol
Seeing the X spit on the dead lamp was just hilarious 😂😂
i seriously thought the lamp was gonna start jumping on the judge too
Should have put "7" in jail, since 7 "ate" 9.
Theres a dick in the jail, they tried to warn people about the rape in the jails
when u try to be funny but fail
tray tray lmao
It's a pretty good joke until you realize that this universe is characterized by only having letters in it, not numbers
But also, cannibalism 😬
P: Awww, I died
X: What do you mean you died
P: I didn’t say U died
O: what the f**k
I: Man why did I have to die
Luxo: I didn’t mean too!
A: you monster!!!
B:Kids! Calm Down!
Dude, this is so classic Collegehumor
I like how executioner is straight up from a medieval age
That turned dark pretty quickly.
Because the bulb blew out.
+Crying Is for Winners Clever.
+briLady7 clever girl
+Crying Is for Winners yeah? I think that is what Disney is known for,you should see stuff on it,Disney is evil,il prove it one day YOU WILL ALL SEE!
+Crying Is for Winners COMMENT OF THE YEAR , GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD
😂😂😂😂
This is the darkest thing I’ve ever watched
Yeah even darker than Coraline
and I like it.
really dark
Ever heard of dorkly
：（
1: Luxo jr kills I
2: I's Funeral
3:Luxo jr gets arrested
4: Luxo jr on News
5: Luxo jr in jail
6: Luxo's Execution
HOW HAVE I GONE SO LONG WITHOUT SEEING THIS MASTERPIECE
The lamp is so innocent, he's just doing his job
He was just following orders...
Execute order 66- uh, execute order I, I mean...
I think he was the only one who knew the secret rule
"A lamp must squash I before a Pixar Movie"
No
Oh yeah sure stomping on a innocent i and killing it is just a job
You've made me feel sorry for a fucking lamp
I know right...so dark
+EnderMist Gaming So get a new lamp to brighten things up ;)
Why would the letters be happy about a killers death? They would probably be angry he didn't rot behind bars.
Ikr... The poor lamp was charged with murder! It should've gotten 7 years in jail tops!
+Lindsayisnotoriginal Too sad! Poor, poor lamp... :-(
1:10 I was a kid the last time I saw this animation... so *that's* what those numbers meant
@@thatoneflaregun3167 Look what they look like next to each other
@@thatoneflaregun3167 At this point I don't know if this is an r/wooosh moment or not but I'll take the bait regardless.
8==0 resembles a penis, it's a prison rape joke
@@thatoneflaregun3167 The 8 is the balls, the two = signs are the stem, the 0 is the head. Do you see it now?
@@thatoneflaregun3167 You asked
WAIT HOL UP-
Nostalgia, I remember this video.
the lamp feel sorry
Minecrafter 8.4.7... more like felt...
Cupcake H. Moonlight Ten “yeat” old?
Cupcake H. Moonlight I think I ten year old has better grammar than that
Cupcake H. Moonlight more like ten year old
This is stupid.
Wow, that got very dark very fast. Goodbye childhood
Lordzekrom XD
Mitchell Bewick is
Much yas
Mitchell Bewick damn
Mitchell Bewick D:
Omg! The part where the letters were screaming and the P was puking. This is absolutely hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else get a Pixar ad before this video?
How tf do you electrocute a lamp?
His brain is the bulb and if you over power the bulb is blows up
All of you are wrong it donest make sense if it blows up!
You ever see The Brave Little Toaster?
Chaos in the electricity fandom
Nyawan Fuselier ya. Lamps only work on electricity. It should instead just worn better
This is depressing at levels that arent real
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?
TheWaterFlame1234 no... oVeR 9000 hUeHuEHuuE
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Wolfie Ultra ikr
How have I never seen this? It's amazing
Plot twist: this was all a nightmare, and he did not die, he just woke up
Poor lamp...
Poor
I
It serves him right for killing that I
Memic Gaming he was innocent
“I” didn’t do anything wrong “I” DIDNT deserve to die. Lamp is a murderer
What if the lamp didn't mean to kill the I? What if it was an accident?
Second ending: The chair just makes the lamp stronger
It comes back as the god of the sun and causes doomsday
The lamp got overvolted.
Plot twist
Then it electrified the world and now it is god
What do you mean, "Bad"? I would prefer that ending
This actually made me cry
I saw this back in elementary school, but I hadn't seen it since until now
felt bad for the lamp,he was just doing his job
murdering letters
Yes that
Typical Animates Yeah, so was the letter until he smashed him into a fine past of bloody gore.
He was a kid ok
Typical Animates he scared me so much as a kid he deserves it
*Pixar Lamp:* [jumps to existence]
*Letter I:* Mr. Pixar, I don't feel so good.
When your expert stunt buddy was unknowingly switched with a rookie stunt double who did the stunt wrong and died.
SPOILED COMMENT FOR AVENGERS ENGAME, MUST DESTROY THANOS
AND ALL THE INFINITY GAUNTLET SNAPS
**Mr Lasseter, I don't feel so good**
Luxo Jr.
Pxar: Who is that lamp?
Pxar: why is he jumping on i?
Imagine if Pixar made adult movies.
Some of their films do deal with mature themes tho
@@sonicfanboy3375 just is show from incredibox
This would be PERFECT for a Pixar horror film.
1:15 the sound it made while struggling is so sad
R.I.P Luxo Jr. 1991-2013
Ikr
Its the 8==D
@@paklekj4429 what a cool smiley face!
I loved it
Wait.... Are you from the future? How did u know F for Respect?
It might just stand for 'Father'
It's for funeral.
Well this is pretty torn
Father I think though
I tink he made a JOKE
That's an imposter because that lamp doesn't have a spring.
Nostalgic
That was... dark.
it's a lamp tho
Yeah lamps Brighten the place up
Video description: *Pixar intro Parody*
The video itself: *dark and depressing*
Ehhhhhh.........?.
its still a parody anyway
@@solarasylum0963 shut up cringy 14 year old
@@solarasylum0963 then you act like a 14 year old
like the guy on tiktok screaming NOOOOO I LOVED HER!!!11!111
are you that guy?
@@solarasylum0963 so basically "look at me guys im so lonely and depressed which makes me unique"
now give me attention
Now I can never look at the Pixar intro the same
I actually remember watching this when I was younger, and not understanding it outside of the fact that I was terrified at the fact the I was killed
Ryan Higa is gonna be pissed
why?
nevermind.. just remembered about all his lamps.. haha
Peravit Raviruchiphun hahahaha i thought the whole time the same thing
Qqqqa Raviruchiphun
Peravit Raviruchiphun yeah u got that right
The lamp is just doing his job...
murdering letters?
@@SoutParl *_~yes~_*
Ikr. His mother told him to do this. Just to kill her son
Yeah why would the lamp be the murder if it didn’t murder in toy story 3
Duke Caboom is the murder
You know canonically this lamp is a child, which makes everything about this worse. Especially the numbers in the cell
What about the numbers?
I mean, there was a 7 in the big crowd.
1:10 8==o
Imagine this being an official Pixar short
Yeah that would be kind of odd but cool
Everyone talks about how sad it is that the lamp was a child...
*WHEN THE I LITERALLY HAD A FAMILY*
Yeah it was a grown ass man, so? The lamp had a dad who will never see his son again
@@TheLexoDex that makes it even ssd
I gang
He sent to jail & Gets execution
Ehhhh I don't know. .🤔😑.
THE LAMP IS INNOCENT
YES!
#SPREADTHEWORD
How? It killed that poor I!
Go Cards that is an imposter of luxo jr
Its me Jeff No, He is the "KILLER OF LETTERS". XD
Fake Quinn Konneman He didn't know they're alive.
That took a dark turn
Got to say that is one insane animation.
Well, that ending was *shocking*
TV CHIN Nice pun😂
Thx
This not joke
Ghifar Marhaban But it's not a joke it's a pun.
TV CHIN XP
*Kills one letter*
DEATH SENTENCE
he killed a man
Put a lamp against his head
all letters matter lol
The lamp did not only kill, it stomps its victim to death for the public to see. As you can see, a public uproar was caused because of this incident which also influenced the court's decision
I don’t wanna short-circuit
0:11 Letter I Death
😞✊
#Pixar Intro Parody
Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.
Stephen Price
#Don't #use #hashtags
shadow best for gamers
i was being sarcastic -_-
katten elvis when a user post a video, hashtag are generated automaticly now.
katten elvis well I stole your face
Pixar needs to see this.
Chara starts with C so she made half of it *LOL*
I assume someone from Pixar did.
NO NONO NO NONO SO MUCH NO!
Wubba Dubba dap dap!
Rick Sanchez yes and turn back into a pickle
Holy shit I remember this. It creeped me out a lot when I was younger lol
I like how P *Pukes* then *Passes* out when I gets booted
Awwww... poor lamp.
+SurgeOneGaming :'(
press f to pay respects
F
+SurgeOneGaming Don't tell Nigahiga.
WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HIS NAME. ITS BLOODY LUXO
His wife Moth must be angry
Yeet
I LOVE THIS.
I can’t believe that this video is going to be 10 years old next year.
Scene 1: mayhem
Scene 2: funeral
Scene 3: under arrest
Scene 4: Breaking News
Scene 5: Guilty
Scene 6: Prison
Scene 7: Execution
7 scenes in a row?! That must be a sick video.
Scene 8: Credits
@@smartass643 Right. I forgot.
@@PartitionZion2 it is.
Hidden seen with the other lamps:R E V E N G E
No Materials for Adults.
Blood and torture : *We are a joke for you?*
This is going to change my childhood forever.
Oh God, I just remembered this video
this is sad :(
Swag Animation15 the lamp dident do nothing he just kill I for nothing
MAGA MIXLE KEVIN SERIES 7 2 Torres I know but he died!
Swag Animation15 Disney will be freak out wen they see this...
Pixar....
Why is it that the crowd actually looks like it's supporting him
This turned dark really quickly
;-;
;-;
;-;
;-;
Literally! The lamp died!
;-;
The "X" spitting at the lamp is fcking hilarious
X: you face 😏🖕
A: 😄
R: ☺️
P: 😁
1:22 R.I.P pixar lamp
I can't believe I just saw an 'I' letter getting stomped on to death with his blood splattered around and the execution of a 'lamp'. I feel bad for both sides...
Exactly the same:)
The truth is he doesn't die, he's infinite
@@polymainar8833 Is that a "to infinity and beyond" joke?
Agreed
Same. But not scared. Most people can't see PIXAR the same way again
that made me a bit sad
thanks for ruining my childhood
rest in piece pixar
you will be loved for ever
Same here.
You mean pxar the I just died.
college humor already told us to stop saying that it "ruined my childhood!" It's an entire video soooooo
Collegehumor already fucked up my childhood.
stop lying it's not like your village were burned down or you got a radiation
it's only 1 thing it will not ruined your childhood
I now want to see a picar film starting like this
Pretty cool animation
The ministers little sermon at that grave side service was super touching. You could tell he really cared.
Press F to pay respects.
This was pretty funny at first, but you just had to bring in the electric chair. Damn, that's cold.
Well it was hot for the lamp
Microwave society brought me here
same
No letters were harmed in the making of this movie.
Pedro J. Reyes None of them were harmed but One of them was killed
Goal Gaming Studio Yes... That's the joke... -_-
Goal Gaming Studio -.-
Letter I was killed from lamp so lamp needs to be screwed for doing it
That fact that the Priest is an "F" has completely predicted the whole "press F to pay respect" meme.
Gotta love Metal Gear Solid
I thought it was a fucking gamma
is from alphabet lore
F is for Funeral.
I remember when my teacher showed us this in class when I was in Grade 8. I found it sad, as the lamp was just doing what he usually does.
*P - Puked*
P - Passed Out
P-Police
P-Pinus
P-POKEMON
I WANNA BE THE VERY I LIKE NOBODY EVER WAS *btw Pixar is on me tv*
Nobinobita P is for Puke
The whole video, I was just feeling so sad for the little lamp. What if all the other letters were just being too judgmental and harsh? I still don't think that what the little lamp did deserved the death penalty. Remember that one longer Pixar commercial that showed the little lamp and a bigger lamp playing with a little ball? The big lamp smushed the ball, but did he get the death penalty? No. Why should they punish the little lamp (who is obviously cute) when the big lamp wasn't persecuted at all?
IKR like I really feel sorry for the cute little lamp! :(
Anyways yeah I agree with you 100% Danielle Jackson, you really do sound very honest! :|
+Samrux it was an i not a person. >.>
yes I am alphabetist
+Danielle Jackson alright so
We pretend the lamp and the letters are people,now when the lamp crushed the I in Pixar (it's now Pxar) that I dies and is considered dead,killed by the lamp,what do you think someone should deserve for murder? What if someone murdered your dad or something? You would hate them all the way to the end of the earth,you see what I mean?
Spartan War118 I would be extremely sad if someone were to kill my father, but I wouldn't hate them "all the way to the end of the earth." That's not how I was taught. That's in opposition to my religion. sure, I would hate them at the beginning because I am human, but not to the end of the earth
alex Somelastnameyoushouldn'tknow I never said that or meant to imply that. I'm just saying that I've been taught since birth to forgive. I'm appalled at how some people can't seem to forgive others.
What are those gooey red things over there? 1:10