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- Never take the road less traveled, because it probably leads to failure and everyone is avoiding it for that reason. This week's greatest fails from across the world remind us that humans weren't designed with wheels for a reason, exercise is dumb, and it's okay to laugh at cows and children. Enjoy the internet's worst, you scoundrels, it's another fantastic Fail Friday.
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"Don't think about it, just do it!" Yeah, famous last words...
'on his back' wasn't bad
That’s how I became a father at 17 years of age
👍👍🤣🌞🙏🌏🇺🇸
In boots and a narrow hallway......im glad cellphone cams became popular *after* i went through that phase
typically followed by "hold my beer".
"I think I'm fine but I'm gonna lie here for a second" is never a bad idea.
Cool
That lady got crushed!
every day when I wake up
I hit my head on ice from slipping and I stood up immediately terrible idea I ended up going to the hospital
@@elideangeli5098 why what happened? why did standing up worsen your injury?
dude laughing at his daughter falling off the stairs into the bushes is such a dad thing to do
be quiet ginger
@@IxxI911 all them kisses an no hugs made you grumpy
And then he called for his wife like it was a big deal. Weird.
No matter who's doing it, it was cruel.
@@thebalderthor4884 Probably just wanted his wife to see it
0:19 that smack was insane😂😂
0:18 That rubber band claims that wasn't a fail! 😋
that moment she said oh snap 😂😂🤣🤣
That clam is gonna be swolen shut
Ew
there's always one of you freaks
Kid: *falls in bush*
Dad: *laughs*
Kid: not funny!!😭
Dad: *laughs harder*
4:42
Dads, laughing at their own kids misfortunes since ... forever.
I remember I stepped on a nail as a kid an my pops just said you dumbass but I could tell he was trying so hard not to laugh his ass off.
@@Thessalin We're not allowed to hurt feelings anymore. Cause, you know, muh' progress.
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That first one is particularly DEADLY.
large trail quad, no helmet, shorts, let off throttle upon launch, AND unfamiliar with jump.
Right?!! Damn, dude was lucky to walk away from that.
Wrong kind of quad for jumping, and no gear is a future quadriplegic in the making.
Quads without roll bars/cages should not be made, or legal. They are so dangerous. My uncle died riding one. He left early, but didnt tell anyone specifically where he would be riding. They found him under it, broken neck, dead on impact
*0:19** 😱 OMG* 😂🤣
Hehe
I have to wonder what in the world she was trying to do in that one.
Luckily it doesnt hurt girls, because no Balls.
Look 4th clip. Man gets hit to Balls.
That hurted alot more. Because balls.
@@someonesomewhere9486 lol ur a girl and u have a insecurity
3:09 love how the guy is so nonchalant about it “On his back” 😂
That guys been drinking beers since noon in the sun. Thats about as much english as he could remember
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"Wooo"
@@KjtheGreatPro think he was just south African lol 😆
Then he said ‘On your back!’ Like he has to explain to him.
That girl getting hit right in the kitty crack with the bungee cord was priceless! 💥
She wanted to rub it, but she knew the camera was on.
I was thinking of a snap to the snapper.
@@eltonyancey6426 I wanted to do it for her.........
@@laurencetitusoates6328 nah
Unusual to see a female crotch shot. It seems like it's always men who manage it.
0:18 is the best slam to the clam I have ever seen 😂
She is a stunner
hahahaha lol XD
I wish I was that elastic band
@@duke3187 lmfao 😂
Right in the cooter.
The train accident at 1:43 happened in Fairmont MN, track came loose and it derailed. Tankers were full and I drove by two weeks later and they were still there as they had to pump them empty before they could move them.
Thanks for the update on location and result.
Interesting. My grandparents used to live in Fairmont. Was this the highway west of town that goes by the fairgrounds?
I remember that. I was going to take a drive and check it out, but never got to it.
@@marcw6875 yes
Evidence please
‘Don’t think about it, just do it!’ The abiding motto that unites many a failee.
Best advice ever given to a friend.
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As a chaotic neutral i adhere.
5:48 "There must be a mistake in here."
Yes, there is. Because she said "I'm just gonna stay in here."
😆
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@@dontread6491 no
I was thinking the same thing. Had to scroll way too far for this comment.
0:33 That was scary. Could‘ve gone way worse
“Melissa!” As he reluctantly picks his daughter up from the bushes. He wanted his wife to see how she fell so bad 😂
@@jesusislord6545 facts
Bad daddy...
Rider: Gets spine destroyed by motorcycle
Camera guy: *on yo bacc*
South Africans aren't the most sympathetic people 😊
Bruh this had me in tears 😭
he broke his back
his back is broken
spinal
quote by mike tyson
Did you not see that he got back up? If his spine was destroyed he wouldn’t have been able to get up
@@SweetCandyDragon spinal
4:32 I like that vibe..peaceful view and lovely family
0:34 That could have been REALLY bad. Those things are heavy as all hell. That could easily have been a broken back if she wasn't lucky.
The back is surprisingly resilient exhibit #1 3:09
The Atlas Stones holders were clearly not up to the required H&S standard if they could roll out of the bowl as easy as that.
1:36 - The train derailment dropped my jaw. A slo-mo disaster.
4:32 - How many others thought the man with the baby was going to fall?
“I think I’m good but I’m going to lie here for a second”
Felt that one
1:24 after all these years, he finally found his fetish. Falling traffic lights really get him going.
That's gonna be a tough one to top.
Lmfao
Next time he'll have to be the one knocking over the lights. What a rush for the guy in the Prime truck.
He was scared.
@@ytwos1 yeah that's why he said 'nice' at the end.
@1:37 "I don't think we're doing any more trees today." That was timed SO well.
I hope Melissa laughed as hard as her husband when that kid fell into the bush. 😂
When that clip began, I thought it was the dad who would fall. How would that be funny, I wonder?
Why? I feel bad for the kid.
@@Atrulion The kid is just fine you seem like you're just over dramatic..... When you dont need to be
Chick with the door prank. Had me in tears 😭😂😭💀
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WOW
🤣👖
1:45 talk about a slow motion train wreck.
Proof that Steve-O is the world biggest influencer
"On your back." "Yeah, I kinda noticed a motorcycle land on my back, thank you."
I love that guys reaction to the semi pulling down the lights. Awesome
6:10 was the slowest motorcycle pileup I've ever seen
FEMALES I tell you!!!
"Hey guys, i dont think we're doing any more trees today" great way to jinx it
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May I know what does that mean? Why he said that?
@@PaZaDrawing Honestly i don't know, i just thought it was funny he jinxed it
@@PaZaDrawing Likely they get long hauler trains like that often at that intersection and if the train stops your pretty much screwed.
They are definitely not doing any more trees today
5:50 "I'm just gonna stay in here".
4:21 the cow grunting after he got hit cracks me up
That guy's commentary on the semi wrecking the traffic lights is soo wholesome 😊
The guy giving the Prime commentary had me rollin 😂
still rollin
lol the grunts when the thing finally fell
Way to go, way to go
Seems about right for Prime, there must be a reason that they are the slowest trucks on the highway
Thought it was Saul Goodman there for a second😂😂
0:33 That atlas stone had me cringing so hard the second i saw it rolling towards the edge
I bet her neck and back was sore after that quick Crunch!
At that moment I was like "how are there people stupid enough to still use these?" and then it fell lol.
@@pineappleparty1624 Instantly thought, "what a stupid setup. " Damn muscle heads.
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@@JohnSmith-wx9wj Yeah, that's a negligence case waiting to happen.
"I don't think we're gonna do any more trees today."
"Why?"
Train falls over.
"That. That's why."
4:52 "Melissa come here" man that was too funny😂😂
That cow had me straight dying!!
As a firefighter since 2001 I've been thru many scary situations but when we get called to transformers exploding and powerlines down I can say nothing scares me more than that!
Electrician here, thank you linemen and firefighters lol
The automatic reconnections, really really scary. Looks like it reconnects after only 5 sec in this clip but in some places its like 30 sec and many aren't even aware the line is gonna go live.
Courage is acknowledging the fear and doing it anyway. Thank you!
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That is because the united states has an infrastructure like a third world country. But hundreds of billions for military.
0:04 This is exactly why you wear a helmet. Dudes head SMASHED into that front fender.
This is also an example of why ATV's are friggin' dangerous!
@@jasondaniel918 I wouldn't say they are dangerous he misused the machine, that style of atv isn't designed to do jumps. That style is meant more for hunting and towing equipment and is not meant to do any kind of racing or freestyle riding.
@@jasondaniel918 I ain't a ATV guy but you can type the same comment on other transportation accident videos just by replacing the nom they were using to transport themselves.
"I think I'm fine but I'm gonna lie here for a second" Me when any inconvenience happens to me
0:19 Oh that's good !!!
4:50 she saying not funny, was the funniest part
didn't pick the kid up, just started yelling for Melissa .......
well, she just gave her first(if she hadn't already) to an exercise band. 🤣🤣
4:23 the cow smacking the other innocently is the best one in this video
Too funny 😆🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Look like me helping , without my dress
0:21 this clip was worth the entire vid
Perv
Why? You like pancakes that much?
@@FCA1975 lmfao 🤣🤣
Okay, the Halloween decoration tied to the door was pretty darn good. Very nice.😁👍
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@@dontread2692 😁😁😁
That's one of the rare scares out there getting scared twice in the row
@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu 👍👍👍
Why did she keep pretending it was scary?
3:57 ooohhh loved that noreaster 🙃 you couldnt drive for two minutes without seeing a massive fallen tree the damage was insane
0:40 I love how she and everyone else was so calm. Respect.
the way that street light fell was kinda soothing for some reason
I was just glad the guy in the car, recording it falling was finally done talking.
Art
5:24 lmao got her twice! 😂😂
At the end I went back to the second vid and then the cow one ... Gold hahaha
GIRL WITH THE GREEN PANTS GAVE HERSELF A WEDGIE!
0:20 hottest fail EVERR!
Hab drei mal angeguckt..
Dude trying the backflip on bike got it bad. Bike lands on top of him and his buddy is like "On his back", in case you didnt know. Had me rolling.
Where did you roll to
Had him rolling too
The one with the single lady being a doggy mom and not even having the dogs raised or trained correctly was sad :/
@@carsonhunt4642 they weren't doing any harm. learn to love the animals you are with, rather than see them as something to be controlled
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4:55 no sweetie you stay in there with the spiders until your mom can see how you fell in the bushes.
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4:22, a cow hits another cow. LOL
Dang that strap between the cheek's!
GREATLY APPRECIATED
"There must be a mistake in here" true 😂
That first kid bounced up so fast. Props to him for getting the four-wheeler back on its wheels so quick!
That’s an easy way to break a neck tho sketch shit
@@purplefloyd1513 so true!! If I took a wreck like that at my current age, there would be broken bones. 🤣
That’s was my best friends buddy 😅 he did that a few weeks back
Hope your buddy is okay, that was a pretty good slam.
@@edgardelacruz8429 bro we made it on fail army
00:20 so that's how camel toes are made. Interesting.
Learn something new every day.
I'm going to download that clip and review it as evidence
@@FordRangerClassics you must be a noob when it comes to finding good stuff if you believe that's a clip worthy of review
@@ENTERTAINMENT-lf2wy lmao wtf do you even mean?
Who is she?
0:30 respect and glad she decided to lay for awhile
If that was a guy it would've been over right then and there lmao
Hit or miss with this show
1:37 That is the tamest train wreck I have ever seen in my life.
Especially when all the other Trainwrecks are all ppl!
yeah i'd be scooting it out of there though because those can blow up lmao
only 2 years after FailArmy was established I also joined the fun ride. cant believe its been over 10 years=D out of all the fail channels out there, this is still my favourite one;))
Ye I remember thise days
I think it’s mine too. Many laughs out loud.
Excellent, never fails to entertain for sure 🙂
He's on the prime of his career.
Also as a truck driver myself I feel a little for him.
How the ass are you supposed to manouvre those big US spec trucks?
@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 I would've take some of the lane to his left before setting for turn but leaving some of my trailer close to the curve so no 4 wheelers can squeeze in between, also take some of the lane where he's turning, he turned to tight and trailer never follows the truck.
@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 It truly isn’t that difficult, provided you pay attention. As long as we have about 15.5 meters, we can make any turn. Sometimes we have to get creative, own intersections, and command traffic.
As long as humans exist there wont be shortage of fails
Those train barrels rolled off that track like me rolling out of bed on Monday morning!!😴😴
How many good ones start out "watch this move" thats like "HOLD MY BEER" 😆
Dead Pool whoulda said 'CLAM SHOT'!! 🤣🤣😆
Lucy was all about "Downward Dog"
She's sick. She's in to humanality.
01:13 me playing American Truck Simulator.
The cow one had me dying 🤣😂💀
“What’s this move?”
Me: a hospital flip
That Atlas ball to the head/neck had to hurt. She needed a minute for sure. Was fun to watch. Great video
That was a she? Looked more like an it damn.
That whole set-up seems very unsafe. It it rolled forward sooner she'd be dead.
0:20....
I am SO okay with this...
"It's always the low quality videos that are the best"
- Sun Tzu
1:09 🤣 is the funniest thing, commenting in the world right now. Like it’s so unintentionally filled with so many puns. “Whole Lit” 😂 And perfect grunts. When those lights hit. Then like prime “he’s just rolling out”. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
When that metal sphere came down on that one "dude"😁 I was yelling Look out!! Look out!! And that girl and the stretch band snapping her love canal? Damn it man!!
7:02 Yoga at home cracked me up! It's not any better with cats.
It is when you aren't a horrible pet owner, and I don't mean the pets are horrible.
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Her pet dog was quite "hornible".
Pun intended.
That women with the Atlas ball is lucky to be alive and strong as hell. Got to get a better set up. That shit is dangerous and the proof is on video. Glad she was alright.
This is me!! And thank you :) somehow I was alright! And fortunately I even went on to win this event at the competition I was training for :)
Looked like a very inadequate set up to me, given the weight of those stones. The bowls clearly weren't deep enough to hold the stones in place once they had been placed.
The second video had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I have never wanted to be a resistance band so badly. Lol But damn, that had to hurt.
The clip with the cow had my sides hurting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exercise band got up in that 🤣
The guy with the tape measure didn’t think of just extending the tape across the water? Jesus 🤣
Probably a little too flaccid.
Cadê o Henry cavill hein?
Lord I've never wanted to be a bungie so much in my life
I was thinking a snap to the snapper.
Nice red snapper. Gives a new meaning to clam grabber or hungry ass pants.
Remember back in 2013/14 when the fails of the week videos barely reached 4 minutes, and now all of them surpass 8 minutes. Is there anything better than that ?
Evolution maybe ?
This is progress! The next generation will watch their failures for a whole day! If they don't die out...
@@mohanbhartiya2705 Failvolution, I guess haha
@@Andrey.youtube It's just insane how many fails they recieve every week, I still hope that I can film a good one here too haha
FailArmy never fails me.
Girl: * opens door * AHH!!
girl:* opens door again* AHHHH
me: how do you get scared by the same shit not once BUT TWICE!!
Thier pain is my happieness...
*their , *happiness
Angst, the sweetest elixir flows so freely in the comments. so much confusion and anger brought on by Ignorance. Sweet Sweet Nourishing Angst.
That rubber to the lady parts had to hurt some kind of bad. Felt sorry for her instantly. And laughed after I seen she was alright. Was fun to watch. Awesome video
"rubber to the lady parts"
Lol
4:22 favorite 🤣🤣🤣
Kickin it off with a banger!!! Good one!
RIP poor gals intimate area. 😖 I could almost feel the shock and sharp pain upon hearing the snap of that rubber band thingamajig.
Luckily she doesn't have balls. Didn't seem to hurt looking at her reaction.
@@boterhammetpindakaashagelslag no one cares how weak your balls are
As a truck driver, of course its Prime, its always Prime
Also Swift right?
@@robertgriffin662 100% I do in fact have my stories on both companies
@@pokeyrusher my brother's a driver and he's told me some doosie's! Seen good vids of swift drivers too.
If it ain't prime, it's swift
Unless it's Swift