Hearts of Iron 4 - Peaceful Hitler - Just Political Power Run
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- čas přidán 5. 04. 2017
- I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea. It was not.
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Well shit. A million views. The video that started my career - I'm pretty chuffed. Cheers lads, to all those past and present who watched and watch.
liking your own comment, dissapointed.
Oh well, i'm new.
This was the first video I ever watched from you, never regretted since. Keep up the great work
Rimmy - Downunder Gaming yes blud down from England so if you keep likeing your own comments I'll send you to center Australia to go in prison
Oney trump
"...without a single bullet being fired..."
*Drops nukes on Australia*
*Makes sense actually , he didn't fire a bullet.*
Yeah completely peaceful...(excluding nuking the Soviet Union, Poland, Australia and China, and accidentally invading Czechoslovakia and Poland)
depends, it could have been a gun type nuke. which involves shooting a bullet of radio active material in to another mass of radio active material to push it over critical mass
He went full Gandhi
@@ehsn Nice.
Not a single drop of blood has been spilled. Just as the High Lords have requested.
It's a good thing nobody died from those atomic bombings because everybody living in those cities was invited to a picnic in Germany that day.
How to Rule The World:
Step 1. Be Nice
Step 2. Give Belgium some wiggle room
Oh shit Canada is gonna be the ruler of the world soon, oh shit
Shit. R.I.P. Murica.
Step two: have shit ton of political power gain.
469 likes
You brought the US against the UK and Belgium against France?
Speech 100
To be honest he probably dident have to do much convincing to get the U.S. to go back to war with U.K. lol
@@sporkinstien6571 American Anglosphere when? How about now.
Speech 10.000.000.000.000
Scp 096 has been spotted
scp 096: :screaming:
13:17 "Did I just invade that accidentally?" -Hitler 1939 Invasion of Poland
Kyrylo Filonenko ii
I like this but there are 666 likes and it's too perfect to press the like button.
Oops, I accidentally Poland - Hitler, 1939.
@@Scrungelz there*
@@Scrungelz it's*
Here's an idea, build a bunch of land forts around germany, build a huge military, declare war on the allies, BUT, don't invade anyone. just hold the front forever.
Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air Did that once, held the line for 2-3 years then they ran out of manpower. It was quite laughable to just steamroll everyone without any problems.
PLEASE DO IT
Shit, that sounds like a good time. Be right back, gonna make german-switzerland.
Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air I did something similar but instead I gave my entire army to Italy and declared war on all my neighbours I lasted for a long time
OY! BEFORE YOU START!
There's a mod in the workshop about this, called Ragnarok I think.
He actually took the idea.
“Peaceful” literally nukes entire coast of Australia...
Enfisis on "peaceful".
Well...it is *"peaceful"*
Multi : they bombed the coast of Austria
Me : *what*
No. They’re knowledge bombs
This is 2020
"Just stop being Poland please!" As a German, I found this video hilarious but also mildly concerning.
XDD I do love his narration, also I'm Polish
When a non german can play germany better then a german
Mildly... hmm yes mildly
belgium walking into paris like its a sunday stroll
life is like france, u have to go through it
Belgian Kongback.
Manker00 life is like france, blow it the fuck up
life is like france, immedietely surrendering.
truffledude i
"My god, it's so fascist, I love it!" Imagine someone hearing a Paradox player out of context
"I had so fun! I seduced my neighbours wife, then killed all his sons so that my bastard would inherit him eventually. If I get tired of waiting I kill him too. "
@@sootcoot8712 Ah, Crusader Kings.
I have enslaved all the xenos they were no match for the orbital bombardment I can only imagine their screams when we use the colossus
@@thepeople9184 Comrade-brother, why have you only enslaved the foul Xenos and not Purged them as the Immortal God Emperor commands?
@@kabob0077 Because we will prolong their suffering and exploit them for economic purposes
"go....follow your dreams...i will give you weapons"
MrAdrianus sounds like shooting up a school
Sounds like America now
tobias bolhuis Sounds like Florida 2018 to me.
@@msbhicks8358 sounds like somalia to me
Military contractors signing their 12th deal
Peaceful Hitler: *exists*
The international community: Wait that’s illegal
"That is just a man who wants to give speeches"
- Arthur Neville Chamberlain
Well he got churchilled
-MLK
"I know him personally. He's a vegetarian."
This is easily one of the funniest history joke I've heard in a very long time
@@Elyseon "He's also a decorated veteran. Gotta respect him for that."
*Annexes Australia*
*Disbands Their Units*
*Releases Australia Again*
How Could You?
oh piss,*DA BLOODY KIWIS ARE COMING*
Taking "no guns" to the next level.
dont worry the kiwis arent allowed guns either
Hitler: I WILL BE PEACEFUL
*Takes over the world anyway*
Hitler:Like i said peaceful
Seems legit
10 hours of effort. You truly spare no expense.
it took some time yes. "some"
it takes me 6 hours just to make it to 42 thats how slow my computer is
Lol 666 likes
"I would join a swastica c-"
You can hear his brain turning as he immediately regrets his decision.
Kyle Li no regrets
Meh, I wouldn't have cared he's role playing
Crazy Beatrice history making hilarity in progress XD
Lol
Crazy Beatrice CZcams cared
“That is a man who just wants to give speeches.”
I choked on my drink. Brilliant delivery.
Belgium was like:
"Mom said it's my turn to use the Nuclear Technology."
About Belgium and nukes Belgium gave to US the uranium neaded to create their nukes in 1945
His theatre was called Debate Class lmao
wow I didn't notice that! that's a nice little touch
omfg thanks for pointing that out
We have no reason to fight, while researching atomic bombs in the background.
Nukes stop fights
Gandhi
Just incase ;)
"I have so many nuclear weapons..." Wait. I thought those were knowledge bombs, have you been actually nuking people this entire time?
Shush! This is a secret!
Well he has been showing people how to split the atom, really up close. That is spreading knowledge in my book.
@@zaikolebolsh5724 Your profile picture makes it even funier
It’s just the codename.
@@awildfilingcabinet6239 It looks like he changed photo. This picture wasn't on his profile before
Fun fact, the US actually did invade England at one point. Captain John Paul Jones, in 1777, decided that he and his men would make the British feel the losses at home by capturing a fort, ruining the munitions there, then burn the town and ships that were there. The fort-capturers managed to capture the fort without alarms, and held it for a while.
As history would have it, however, the saboteurs decided to stop in and have a pint at a bar. They staggered out a few hours later, ,absolutely trashed, having set fire to a coal ship on the way so they'd have something to report back to Cpt. Jones.
That wasn't all of Jones' exploits, either - and they all went about as well, like the time he went to kidnap a Lord, only to find out that he was neither important nor home, and the Lord's pregnant wife calmly gave the 'bandits' the house's tea set and other silver. Jones had a lot of stories like that.
I never knew John Paul Jones was such a badass
Based
@@Kaiserboo1871The US Navy was basically founded by a Scottish pirate. It’s debatable as to whether he was a good man or not, but he had fighting spirit to spare.
Reminds me of the Battle of Fishguard in 1797.
A bunch of french landed in Wales, under command of an irish-american colonel.
The french troops consided of soldiers not needed to take Italy and "irregulars", which included convicts and prisoners, who deserted and started looting
The french had occupied a couple farm houses while the british had a social event.
After discovering the local wine supply from a wrecked portuguese ship things only got worse
And that was before the british reinforcements came in.
not going to lie I was laughing my ass off the ENTIRE WAY THROUGH THIS.
Glad you liked it mate :)
why would you lie about that?
oh, hey bud.
Many Miles Away same
right?
Every time you say "No, no..." I can't help but think of Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith "No... No, no, YOU WILL DIE!!"
Richard Barbaros or the Hispanic house keeper from family guy
"People should be free to choose... fascism"
You're allowed to be different just be different in the same way as us
Seems legit
The People
That definition also applies to Marxism lmao.
@@demonhunter635 Well, facism is a socialist ideology
French Soldier
Fascism is a broad term that applies to many ideologies. To say that every form of fascism is inherently socialistic in nature would be foolish, although I expected foolishness from someone with a hammer and sickle profile picture, after all, who would expect logic from Someone who willingly brands themselves with the emblems of tyrannical and morally bankrupt state that couldn’t even last 100 years?
“Oh France, you’re just afraid of Russia aren’t you? Why don’t you join me instead?” Lmao
This made my day
Have a good one mate!
Ne too
Step 1: Read video title
Step 2: *27:35*
Sergej Miladinovic He said that he would not shoot a single bullet for in offense, no metions of not using nukes.
LEGIT I just click on the time stamp and a ad pops up talking about how Germany put Poland thru hell. What
Wushu Pandaz that's super funny
Peaceful (%100)...
hey, nukes are a form of political power, sometimes you just have to demonstrate that you're willing to use them.
If the US didn't impose a sugar embargo on Germany in this timeline, then Fanta wouldn't have been created.
1:29
I like how the autosave was on point with your emphasis of that sentence, almost like the game saying "aight this shit gon be a little bumby, lemme put on some protection first."
Is that the flag of Isreal at 19:00? :O
Germany was indeed very peaceful this time!
Ah yes, you saw our chief labour camp! How else would we produce -18 million guns?
savage
And so, dear viewers, Oceania, Eurasia and Eastasia were born.
Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia
No, it was with Eastasia, it has always been with Eastasia. All hail Big Brother.
Did you just disagree with a government official? I think you are going to need a state-funded visit to the Ministry of Truth....
Also Eastasia doesn't exist and never has, stop spreading the tru- I mean lies
JustAnotherGuyOnCommentsSection Obviously you are mistaken, that newspaper definitely did not exist yesterday and never has. Eastasia does not exist and never has. Stop thinking for yourself before I'm forced to get the Ministry of Truth. Also the Ministry of Love would never kill anyone, we simply take their guns and they become our friends, your slander of our beloved nation is disgusting and borderline treason but I'll let it slide this once
B-but...I...if i am mistaken...I have committed a thought crime! BIG BROTHER FORGIVE ME!
*Is taken away by thought police*
"I'm gonna do a peaceful run"
Nukes 3 other countries later in the game
Peacefully.
I mean no bullet was shot.
(Except the bullets that started the nuclear reactions.)
FINALLY! A game you can play as the good guys!
ikr
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Ирон значение в крови
Did all of your production come from your puppets or just the sheer lack of divisions you had?
A combination of having every single German province upgraded to stupid levels of infrastructure and therefore super quick build speed, having "Strength Germany" to as high as possible and recruit difficulty. I did all of that just to get political power but it also super boosted my economy.
Honestly, the puppets ended up pretty weak (apart from Russia, the HUUUUUGE exception) because I wasn't able to give their land back to them.
I'm pretty sure there's an achievement for what you did. If only you'd played on ironman...
what happened to the Falkland islands.
You can actually give land to puppets (or any other ally) in the peace deal. Unlike the satelite option, puppet only gives them like 1 or 2 states. But the next turn, they show up in the list of nations on the left. If you click their flag first, any states you then claim are instead given to them. It's a lot cheaper pointswise, too, since they should have cores on those states.
+OMG, it's Guy Shit man, thanks! I had no clue that's how that worked. I'll be sure to use that next time, you bloody legend.
Careful man, if the Wall Street Journal catches onto your jokes they'll come for you next.
ah, but I have a secret plan.
I'm broke. This nazi war-machine runs off nothing more than memes and milk that I'm not sure if it is actually okay but hasn't gone completely lumpy yet.
"We were not foolish enough to try to make a currency backed by gold, of which we had none, but for every Mark that was issued, we required the equivalent of one Mark's worth of memes done or milk produced."-Adolf Hitler
Me too
didn't you hear? Milk is racist... I am not even kidding, that was a real thing.
"Thunder Dragon Empire" Is a pretty great name for a nation tbh...
Rikard Nilsson all the changed fascist names seem pretty badass
I think their communist name is even better. Union of Red Dragons.
IRON WOLF LITHUANIA
Ah yes, as usual 1.4 thousand people didn't understand the joke.
Conquering the world through the power of friendship!
You've turned Germany into the Blorg!
Festus Omega *EU
Ace Renalds True lol
The Borg do not want to fight, we simply want to rule the universe.
I fucking love the blorg
The world that we never had the privilege to see.
"My spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know I was right."
*britian declares war on germany*
At the end of the video....
*wolfenstien new world order blasting from Berlin intensifies*
You're the Australian iSorrowsproductions
aw shit I should get that on a medal
agreed
ss*
He's the BETTER Isorrow productions
No he’s Drew Durnil
Subscribed for the orgasmic psychotic dictator voice
“I would join a Swastika Club” Rimmy 2017
My wife was yelling at me for watching your video. I just ignored her.
-10% national unity gain.
This was one of the best youtube videos I've ever seen. The idea, the acting, GOD, THE ACTING! the bugs (negative weapons) and the fact that so much went naturally in your favor. Jesus Quest, it was so funny and great that I'm subscribing.
Cheers mate! It was one hell of a ride making it, glad you liked it!
fun fact: boosting an ideology in a country that has a political focus tree focusing on said ideology increases the causes them to go down that tree most of the time (if historical focusses are turned off)
I really like how he plays, beautiful naration.
narration*
"We don't hate them, they're just confused"
Flashbacks to coming out
"Just stop being Poland." Might just be the most accurate description of Poland. Always fighting even if it doesn't exist on world maps :v
Always in revolt
@@frenchsoldier8485 You mean UP THE 'SAW!
@@kabob0077 ?
@@frenchsoldier8485 The Polish are like the Irish, so "Up the 'Saw" like "Up the 'RA".
@@kabob0077 Wdym " Up in the saw "
I will win but never fight THAT'S THE ART OF WAR!
Not really.
Sounds like win a war without a fight.
Broken and lost
Tired of war
They'll surrender to me
!
@@caseyb1346 Caught in my trap
There's no way out
Fail never again
Force them to hunt me they will play my game and play by MY rules, i will be close but still untouchable
I'd say something about doing a run as the US making everyone democratic "peacefully" but that's just called history.
"japan, that's not very freedom of you, here let me drop 2 freedom packages for you."
Do you want crazy trappy sexual degenerates? Cuz dat's how you get crazy trappy sexual degenerates.
Dressed as schoolgirls and 18th century runway models.
Laurendahl Gaming it is because if U.S did not nuke Japan (Both U.S and S.S.U/Russia would destroy and kill/rape/everything to Japan humans and king would be killed
Laurendahl Gaming so it was better to nuke then no nuke that made Japan survive and not rape
There were a lot of rapes by American soldiers in Japan, anyway, though the occupation government deliberately censored all reports and accounts of it.
>still not taking Elsass-Lothringen back
Triggered.
0:44
"That is a man who just wants to give speeches"
-MLK
4:58 I am more surprised they have a "Rocket Site" in this province as early as 1938 than they turned fascist.
Salty Henry Technically, liquid fueled rockets were invented in America in the 1920s.... so......
But in all seriousness, cool.
"He wanted the people to rise up for fascism, against the state."
beautiful
Out of all "what if Germany won WWII" strategies, I think not going to war is the most realistic
The Hindenburg survived.
Brought a tear to mein eye.
lol Germany satellites Israel.
Jakub Beniač cancelled.
"I'm so glad that a man this peaceful, this political, a man this genius, is getting his time in the spotlight... I'm going on a list.."
6:06 I could not stop laughing, a Canadian Swastika club.
There was a town called Swastika, Ontario, until recently
He starting to talk about peace and german anthem plays
3:58 France is no longer France
Jauffre Septim It's the Nation of France!
Belgium taking France? ISorrow would be so proud #belgiumlivesmatter
#belgianlivesmatter
Matthew Barry #nolivesmatter
UberDroid #paretolivesmatter
They tore it up
"Reichskomissariat Ostland"
"Peru"
"democracy capitalism of the world" and "America" should never be used in the same sentence
"...In complete surround, with landfords *snicker*"
You won me over, mein kavalier
Whoa whoa whoa, 1940 and you have almost 300 divisions deployed? Please show your templates. I want to see how you've structured the debate team!
you ready?
1x1 infantry.
The reason is so I could deploy stupid amounts of volunteers to civil wars. Since it's limited on division type and not number of men in the field or anything, 1x1 divisions work just fine to cheese it.
There's a Kiwi Empire but no Emu Empire.
I feel triggered by this video. pls delet.
honestly we should just burn down paradox studios at this point
Rimmy - Downunder Gaming there actually was an emu empire but the forums were so mad they fixed it in a patch.
FifinatorKlon emu empire is non aligned
15:24 the laugh of a perfectly sane and entirely peace-seeking man
5:30 America goes fascist and has a rocket site in Louisiana circa 1938.
Just more proof of the superiority of fascism.
I seem to remember a video where every nation turned fascist and there were no more wars. Everyone was sitting in their own corner, hating each other so much they wouldn't even invade each other.
I think you forgot to give Switzerland some "word bombs"
- 木 - how dare you suggest something like this! We are hitlers best allies of all time! :D
Two reasons for NOT doing.
1) Switzerland has holds most of the world's money. 2) the most popular humanity organization is there.
20:19 Ah yes, the Gandhi style of peace.
"Poland is gone"
*CRAB RAVE PLAYS*
"Did I just accidentally invade Czechoslovakia?"
27:55
Many, many years ago, when Persia came ashore..
The running commentary is the funniest part.
Him : I'll take over the world...without a single bulet fired...
Me, a Half Brittish Czech : WELL SHIT. He's too dangerous to be kept alive.
This angered his father, who punished him severely
Real life history,before it was rewritten by the warmongers!
Germany stop conquering stuff, said the biggest conquerer.
They're both evil!
21:34 theres no reason to fight *researching atomic bombs*
14:41
_"No one needs a coup with someone as Belgium on their side"_
(me a belgian)
Uhm........you might want to check if the surviving captured french soldiers still have their hands.............
now remember, this all happened when an Italian man wanted something new
This channels gonna be big, subbed.
U called it
14:05 "so, we split up our army..."
me: "oh shit here comes the soviet pain train."
I tried this ones aswell...
ended up in a defensive war against the Soviet Union that continiute in a stalemate.
I had to ditch the Nordic countries to not risk a war with the Allies.
Long story short: Was getting frustrated and was cheating my way through .
I am still a beginner : /
Just produce only submarines so you will be able to do naval invasion, and make 40 combat width medium tanks + SPG divisons in case of stalemate.
Anything else?
Y'know, I wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did at this. Well done!
This video made me realize how bad paradox can name countries
Look mate, they changed the Platypus Empire into Centralist Australia. That cannot be excused - fuck the other names, I want my Platypus Fascism back.
Didn't know you took it so personally
a man can only take so much
I loved this :) Good video man
Glad you liked it mate!
27:34 Well that escalated quickly.....
22:18 Well, you did say “Not a bullet would be fired.
The High Lords did say not a drop of blood...
That's a lot of "knowledge" you're giving out
*the entire coast of Australia* Knowledge hurts mate.
Oh my
that's one of the best HOIV videos I have ever seen. really good work mate 👍
noCookiiezzForYou HOIV means either Hearts Of 4 or Hearts of Iron 5
6 years ago since I started watching Rimmy, god damn. Here's to 6 more!
You had me laughing almost the whole way through. You earned my subscription.
From late 2019 this video is really edgy, even more so than when it was released, and I love it.
I'm happy more than I thought I should be
This video cracks me right up! I love every time he says "No...no" hahahaha you can feel the heart break. Great work man!!
this was the funnest thing i've seen in a long time thank you for this