SS13: FUNNY BUSINESS (A Clown Antag Story)

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  • #SpaceStation13​​ #SS13​​ #blackpantslegion​​
    EDITED by the WONDERFUL NURSE VO - / nursevo
    Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
    Additional Music by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicsound.com/​​
    or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com
    Follow BPL on Twitter - / bpltex​​
    Follow BPL on Patreon if you like throwing money into a dumpster and lighting it on fire while laughing - / bpltex
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Komentáře • 172

  • @theblackpantslegion
    @theblackpantslegion  Před 2 lety +203

    Done up by the Wonderful NurseVO (Hire Her) czcams.com/users/NurseVOvideos

  • @NurseVO
    @NurseVO Před 2 lety +676

    Ah yes, another fun time

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 Před 2 lety +11

      This was good stuff. The suspence. Thanks for directing me this way Nurse.

    • @Kirkmaximus
      @Kirkmaximus Před 2 lety +5

      Fantastic editing for this video.
      Thank you Nurse!

    • @justmutantjed
      @justmutantjed Před 2 lety +4

      Sharp job editing this!

    • @deathblade111
      @deathblade111 Před 2 lety +4

      Nurse edited this! Love both of you guys this is wild that y’all are connected.

    • @MethodiaLordae
      @MethodiaLordae Před 2 lety +3

      Nurse

  • @themany7414
    @themany7414 Před 2 lety +323

    "There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days."
    Oh how right you are in all too many ways

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 Před 2 lety +258

    The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 Před 2 lety +30

      Sec can't arrest you if their face is melting like candle wax!!!! *honks

    • @Mechabang
      @Mechabang Před 2 lety +24

      Never underestimate a clown and their ability to honk from other parts of their body

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Před rokem

      Legends say you can honk a clown's prostate like his nose horn

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Před 2 lety +64

    6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.

  • @StormShaun
    @StormShaun Před 2 lety +131

    You've got too far, Tex!
    I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower!
    - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).

  • @UnyieldingMass
    @UnyieldingMass Před 2 lety +128

    This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 Před 2 lety +61

    Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.

  • @Xinthar
    @Xinthar Před 2 lety +58

    the old stagger defence

  • @tacky4237
    @tacky4237 Před 2 lety +41

    "HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"

  • @ARCCommanderOrar
    @ARCCommanderOrar Před 2 lety +32

    "Oh wow"
    "Oh wow that's fun"
    Dead chat is amusing

  • @comproggi
    @comproggi Před 2 lety +22

    "By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 Před 2 lety +87

    Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority

  • @gymnopedie5641
    @gymnopedie5641 Před 2 lety +4

    >accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo
    Relatable

  • @Gunsong1
    @Gunsong1 Před 2 lety +171

    Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine:
    Also Tex: piss filled water baloons.
    Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄
    Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve.
    Me: aawww shit.
    Tex: not quite.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 Před 2 lety +9

      The pun? Excellent.
      The delivery? Poor.
      You need to work on that, otherwise your career is going down the shitter. ;)

  • @carroboi2981
    @carroboi2981 Před 2 lety +7

    An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ Před 2 lety +3

    -hits with scapel-
    I am a surgeon
    I am a do- explodes into gibs-

  • @CD-is3uq
    @CD-is3uq Před 2 lety +6

    Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.

  • @Darkstar4451
    @Darkstar4451 Před 2 lety +6

    That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'

  • @elijahgrimm8052
    @elijahgrimm8052 Před 2 lety +22

    Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13

  • @FairseasX
    @FairseasX Před 2 lety +8

    "That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.

    • @Sanek-gw4cv
      @Sanek-gw4cv Před 2 lety +1

      put radium into the fuel tank some mercury to dance along a pinch of fluorine and you have here a basic warcrime mix to torment all

    • @gorionus9812
      @gorionus9812 Před 2 lety

      i would fill that fuel tank with water...or maybe lube... if you can do that

    • @Sanek-gw4cv
      @Sanek-gw4cv Před 2 lety

      @@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer

  • @matthewbillings5894
    @matthewbillings5894 Před 2 lety +63

    Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.

    • @Karaksonen
      @Karaksonen Před 2 lety +5

      Let me guess, you keep making Monty Python jokes?

    • @matthewbillings5894
      @matthewbillings5894 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.

    • @asimplenobody7797
      @asimplenobody7797 Před 2 lety

      That's great. Need to get a black knight one day.

  • @SireBab
    @SireBab Před 2 lety +11

    Liking the condensed format of ss13!

  • @benjamintodd5637
    @benjamintodd5637 Před 11 měsíci +1

    If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.

  • @Haloister
    @Haloister Před 2 lety +4

    I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.

  • @fal1026
    @fal1026 Před 2 lety +4

    This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣

  • @playerstation3544
    @playerstation3544 Před 2 lety +1

    Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.

  • @Sierra026
    @Sierra026 Před 2 lety +1

    And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves Před 2 lety +10

    Praise the Honkmother!

  • @TheSuicidalGiraffe
    @TheSuicidalGiraffe Před 2 lety +2

    I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience...
    I never grew back my eye brows

  • @araulius2132
    @araulius2132 Před 2 lety +2

    "i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"

  • @America_Yea
    @America_Yea Před měsícem

    I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.

  • @unpotatoedsalmon
    @unpotatoedsalmon Před 2 lety +1

    I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded

  • @TheShadowwalker007
    @TheShadowwalker007 Před 2 lety +5

    Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂
    I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure

  • @_quick-math
    @_quick-math Před 2 lety +2

    He is baaaack

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone Před 2 lety +1

    I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.

  • @Kahrak
    @Kahrak Před 2 lety +4

    Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad

  • @boldandbrash9447
    @boldandbrash9447 Před 2 lety +1

    you're laughing
    he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing

  • @rindisomanly4092
    @rindisomanly4092 Před rokem

    The oldest-known domesticated beans in the Americas were found in Guitarrero Cave, an archaeological site in Peru, and dated to around the second millennium BCE.

  • @Notsoshady4891
    @Notsoshady4891 Před 2 lety +1

    Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏

  • @Immoralsalvage
    @Immoralsalvage Před 2 lety +3

    Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.

    • @Kahrak
      @Kahrak Před 2 lety

      Ok thats funny. I actually laughed at that image. Well done

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 Před 2 lety

    "What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"

  • @Winterydee
    @Winterydee Před 2 lety +13

    Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower!
    PRAISE z0rg!

  • @bondfall0072
    @bondfall0072 Před 6 měsíci

    This is the Joker origin story we deserve

  • @awittypseudonym2520
    @awittypseudonym2520 Před 2 lety +3

    I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)

  • @custarddemustard2769
    @custarddemustard2769 Před 2 lety

    Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 Před 2 lety +1

    People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower Před 2 lety +1

    Great editing on this video.

  • @DaReaperZ
    @DaReaperZ Před 2 lety

    "The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial Před rokem

    I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator

  • @Kasigil0
    @Kasigil0 Před 2 lety +2

    an explosion is just a very big honk

  • @USSRBot
    @USSRBot Před 2 lety +1

    Good Job.

  • @notfred1233
    @notfred1233 Před 2 lety

    Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed Před 2 lety

    I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!

  • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
    @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Před 2 lety +1

    The final honk was a powerful one.

  • @Bee_Tea_Sea
    @Bee_Tea_Sea Před 2 lety +1

    Man that macro implant fucks hard

  • @Azmodaii
    @Azmodaii Před 2 lety +4

    Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.

  • @cursor1011
    @cursor1011 Před 2 lety

    "Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai Před 2 lety +2

    Clown Antag.
    Oh god.

  • @Monkeyking19991111
    @Monkeyking19991111 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh! thats, Bonkers!

  • @adeludedpotato834
    @adeludedpotato834 Před 2 lety +7

    will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling

  • @Maximum_Bacon
    @Maximum_Bacon Před 2 lety

    Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death.
    This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.

  • @Bluematchhead
    @Bluematchhead Před rokem

    Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.

  • @acceptablecasualty5319

    Fun thrower time

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 Před 2 lety

    That's bombastic

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone Před 2 lety

    Some classic comfy madness

  • @drakevalentine8
    @drakevalentine8 Před 2 lety

    Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx Před 2 lety +1

    Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.

  • @jimdee5319
    @jimdee5319 Před 2 lety

    I loved this

  • @ricktherock
    @ricktherock Před 2 lety

    "Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.

  • @alid5383
    @alid5383 Před 2 lety +1

    Yessss, yesssssssssss

  • @breckeline
    @breckeline Před 2 lety

    10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously

  • @Pilot067
    @Pilot067 Před 2 lety +1

    12:08 he has the last laugh

  • @ZiggEnt86
    @ZiggEnt86 Před 2 lety

    That was amusing

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 Před 2 lety +7

    Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'.
    Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.

  • @apathymanthemundane4165
    @apathymanthemundane4165 Před 2 lety +1

    funny business indeed

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean Před 2 lety

    3:55: I think you mean burn-zo?
    7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax?
    11:15: The perfect crime!

  • @truemind1018
    @truemind1018 Před 2 lety +1

    If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Před 2 lety

    The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*

  • @MrBingogogo
    @MrBingogogo Před 2 lety +2

    Never trust a clown

    • @brianhenry152
      @brianhenry152 Před 2 lety

      Yep, just like Capellans in Battletech, they just can't be trusted.

  • @Karaksonen
    @Karaksonen Před 2 lety +1

    Praise the Honkmother.

  • @Ray2ford
    @Ray2ford Před 2 lety +3

    Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.

  • @zebulonpike7559
    @zebulonpike7559 Před 2 lety +2

    Praise z0rg!

  • @hoodedxvi346
    @hoodedxvi346 Před 2 lety

    He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice

  • @overwharf7848
    @overwharf7848 Před 2 lety +1

    silly and fun, that.... was what this was.

  • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
    @TheNerdForAllSeasons Před 2 lety +1

    SS13 returns.
    We're back, lads.

  • @dirgesinger1382
    @dirgesinger1382 Před 2 lety

    Let the circus commence!

  • @Teulisch
    @Teulisch Před 2 lety

    ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?

  • @ImperatorLizard
    @ImperatorLizard Před 2 lety

    Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.

  • @crankfastle3061
    @crankfastle3061 Před 2 lety

    Very, very funny

  • @Jimoshi1
    @Jimoshi1 Před rokem

    mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.

  • @user-wg8td5mb8x
    @user-wg8td5mb8x Před 2 lety +3

    That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.

  • @joewalsh4713
    @joewalsh4713 Před 2 lety

    Nice

  • @shaman666
    @shaman666 Před 2 lety

    ah classic bonkers

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum Před 2 lety

    I love your voice it's nice to listen

  • @crispwhitesheets2175
    @crispwhitesheets2175 Před 2 lety +2

    WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!

  • @invisibleraiden3349
    @invisibleraiden3349 Před 2 lety +1

    Yeah another space station vid. Been a while.

  • @seanwarren9357
    @seanwarren9357 Před 2 lety

    Wakka wakka!

  • @zaldronthesage
    @zaldronthesage Před 2 lety +1

    HENK HENK

  • @MistaMushoo
    @MistaMushoo Před 2 lety

    Pranked.