when I was an edgy teen I thought the meaning of life was to make life easier for future generations, so I explained that using cookies Discord: / discord
Dragoon, you never fail to amaze me with your ideas. You are truly an enigma on this site, you aren’t letting yourself get tied down on one game or topic. God fricking damnit dragoon, you are great. Thanks for doing what you do...
alchemy lab is the midlife crisis where you start a cult, become the leader, and get everybody to worship milk before one of your followers literally chugs an entire carton and throws up
I’m pretty sure that 22 million seconds is a bit small for an average lifespan of 79 years. It’s actually closer to 2.5 billion seconds. Considering that 1 million seconds is 11.5 days, I think that’s a little wrong.
Like I don't know what your intention with this really was, it's impossible to know for certain, but at the end I found myself happy, with a feeling like I matter. I've been through tough times and I really connected with this, now one might think that stupid or pretentious, but if it makes me feel happy it doesn't really matter what others think. Thanks Dragoon.
Cookie is life. Cookie to in mouth. Grandma hand cookie that is life. Golden cookie is art man (hopefully doesn’t have a square moustache). Then cookie like anime. Cookie strong. Cookie op. Cookie is cookie
Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback
I must say that I enjoy your skyblock videos, but these are so much more entertaining. Keep up the great work Dragoon, and see you at the end of the universe.
A lifetime is actually from 2 billion (around 63 years) to 3 billion seconds (95 years). Some people who are lucky enough can live to 100 years or over.
0:23 That’s not even a year?! A normal year is exactly 31563000 seconds?!? (60 sec in one minute, 60 minutes in one hour, 24 hours in one day, 365 days in one year: 60*60*24*365=31563000)
lifetime is around 70 years 70*365=25,550 days 25,550*24=613,200 hours 613,200*60=36,792,000 minutes 36,792,000*60=2,207,520,000 seconds Your philosophy and writing skills are impressive but do double check your math next time
I am watching this at 12 11 am and this seemed very philosophical to me and now it has me thinking do more cookies equal more life or is it less cookies equal more life I have a test tomorrow but that can wait I must go on a journey to discover the true meaning of cookies
The meaning of life is what life means to you. Yes it’s mostly up to personal interpretation, but that’s like everything in the world. There is no need to be scared because this is a journey everyone will have to face eventually. Truth is, I don’t know if after death you’ll ever be a person again, what’s going to happen, or really anything, but that’s okay! And it doesn’t exactly matter where you go, because you’ll be safe, and you can rest easily. Sure a lot of people have dedicated their lives to finding definitive answers but that’s like a dog chasing a ball that’s already in its owners hand, you’ll never get it until you’re ready and you get the chance to. And if you feel like you spent too much time focusing on insignificant things, of course you did, everyone did! Insignificant moments are the building blocks to being a person, we can’t live without insignificant moments, it’s all we have. People should less focus on trying to find a meaning that’s going to come eventually to us and just focus on something like enjoying a really nice cup of tea. If you feel like you wasted time getting wrapped in existential dread, please remember No time spent living is time spent wasted. That’s what I believe life to be about.
Grandmas get mad because they are not needed as much but those children from basement who were clicking cookie all day long don't! Really good represantion of life.
The best soubway cookie I ever had was this one christmas special a few years back where it was a hot chocolate flavored cookie with marshmallow flavored choco chips
Am I the only one who noticed the incredible inaccuracy of claiming 22 million seconds is a lifetime when that's actually not even a year. A million seconds is not even 2 weeks. How did you mess up this bad?
you know it’s going to be a good video when the title involves cookie clicker and starts with *you were born*
How was the video named?
Cuz for me it is the meanig of lige explainde... Cant remeber the end
@@Keys_pn he changed the title to “The Meaning of Life explained with Cookie Clicker”
Yes
100th like I feel so powerful
"Explain Life in Two Words"
Dragoon: Cookie Clicker.
🍪 22m 🍪
22 million
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Life in two words is sixty nine
@@supergamer1 nah its c o o k i e c l i c k e r 🍪
"Medicine will try to stop medicine"
Why is this so accurate
pfp sauce?
@@shiningeditedmoon Friday Night Spunkin by speedo on newgrounds
medicine is competing with medicine is more accurate
Medicine
I have no idleverses, no cortex bakers and no you
the midlife crisis phase where you join a cult LMFAO
Akinsoft how are you doing
Yes
Nice pfp
wassup monsieur soft
Akin!?!?! More like
/ah akinsoft for onions
skyblock: has no content
dragoon: *doors aren’t real, cookies are the meaning of life*
NEXT ON THE DRAGOON CHANNEL: why you should not watch youtube or the rest of this video
Next video: Cooperating with DougDoug to summon undead in space
He is turning crazy, hypixel help us!
soup knowlege
which are there more of? pistols or shotgu-
I love how he says : "Wizard Tower: The second midlife crisis where you start watching Anime."
and the next clip he has 100 of them
"addiction"
If anime is a midlife crisis then I had my first midlife crisis when I was 6 and addicted to pokemon
@@matthewpage3382 yep same
@@matthewpage3382 midchild crisis
@@matthewpage3382 that means you won't live long...
Me trying new creative insults...
“I HOPE YOU PASS 22M COOKIES TONIGHT BOY”
bruh
when you realize that the average seconds per life is 2,240,543,592 smh
@@microwavemmm749 I can get that way down, min/max gang poggies
Its 31 million lol
@@microwavemmm749 oh sh** thats small man
"More cookie you have, more woman you got"
-Dragoon
The one true law
2nd
Lol
@@trli_ no
@@trli_ I was bored trust me
This is Dragoon's speech to become president.
I would not be shooked if he was
I would vote for him.
Once you question the point of existence it then crumbles...
*Like a cookie.*
dun dun dun
no.
This video is just an excuse so he can tell himself that he didn’t waste his time by playing cookie clicker
I will not waste any time, so whatever useless task I do will become a video
@@Dragoon45 very smart
@@Dragoon45 what useless task is... doors?
@@papplefarm20 That was the result of a mental breakdown that had him waste 53 and a half hours thinking about doors.
@@Dragoon45 stop acting like you don't have a F.B.I agent
👀
I know this was a joke but towards the end it legit gets deep
Like r/im14andthisisdeep
Wait, did I got fooled?
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Yea so true
this actually made me feel better about life memes aside
thanks
really? It did the opposite for me
@@andybrennan6971 can’t get worse than the last existentially depressive episode, can it? (It can)
“Summon santa during june”
Australia: Am I right-side up to you?
You no they have Christmas in December right
@@linuszarrouk2004 yes but december is in summer for us
@@linuszarrouk2004 they have christmas in summer
@@BirdGod I no but he said June not summer
@@linuszarrouk2004 I know English probably isn't your first language, so respect to you for learning a second language, but its "know" not "no"
Dragoon, you never fail to amaze me with your ideas.
You are truly an enigma on this site, you aren’t letting yourself get tied down on one game or topic.
God fricking damnit dragoon, you are great.
Thanks for doing what you do...
I'm just having fun
@@Dragoon45
@@Dragoon45 so do we watching your videos :)
alchemy lab is the midlife crisis where you start a cult, become the leader, and get everybody to worship milk before one of your followers literally chugs an entire carton and throws up
honestly i feel like i ascended after watching that. thank you o lord dragoon.
Ok so I’ve taken away from this is that dragoon has played too much cookie clicker recently and he needs more human interaction.
I'm SO glad I discovered this channel. This is the best type of content and I never doubt its quality
Same, love seeing this channel upload
@@Dragoon45 *Obama gives obama a medal*
Same bro
Thank you I had philosophy assignment due for tommorow, the best help ever!
Must.... Click... COOKIEE
Help my children are locked in the basement, I can't help them I must click cookies
get an autoclicker dumbob
@@exploding_pineapples It doesn't give you serotonin...
@@Eric-wu3hrLMAO
I’m pretty sure that 22 million seconds is a bit small for an average lifespan of 79 years. It’s actually closer to 2.5 billion seconds. Considering that 1 million seconds is 11.5 days, I think that’s a little wrong.
Nobody in the comments has seen rent apparently
This is actually pretty well thought out. I'm amazed
22 million seconds isn’t even one year LMAO
Like I don't know what your intention with this really was, it's impossible to know for certain, but at the end I found myself happy, with a feeling like I matter. I've been through tough times and I really connected with this, now one might think that stupid or pretentious, but if it makes me feel happy it doesn't really matter what others think. Thanks Dragoon.
“Dragoon” and “Cookie Clicker” definitely go together.
why do you think they added a dragon?
Krumblor.
I legitimately am motivated by this, I might share this with other people.
0:46 "The more cookies you get, The more women come" Think about it ...
Cookie is life. Cookie to in mouth. Grandma hand cookie that is life. Golden cookie is art man (hopefully doesn’t have a square moustache). Then cookie like anime. Cookie strong. Cookie op. Cookie is cookie
Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback
I must say that I enjoy your skyblock videos, but these are so much more entertaining. Keep up the great work Dragoon, and see you at the end of the universe.
I hope Dragoon knows that 22 million seconds is 9 months long
Bro, that was deep
A lifetime is actually from 2 billion (around 63 years) to 3 billion seconds (95 years). Some people who are lucky enough can live to 100 years or over.
Now I understand the story that withholds within.
3:30 “and die of a self inflicted spatula wound” 😂
Ngl this makes complete sense to me
Man i love that this just happens. This is like the 3rd existential Cookie Clicker video I've watched this month.
"...and you work at a factory at the age of 6."
-Dragoon, 1/7/2021
I think I remember you
That sounds like child labor
This is actually inspiring.
2:25
"you reach it, 22 million cookies baked. 22 million seconds on earth."
2 seconds later
*You forfeit your 11.233 octillion cookies.*
Proof that:
22 = 11
0 = 0.233
2 (groupings of 3 0's) = 9 (groupings of 3 0's)
when he said cookie
i felt that
Who’s going to tell dragoon that there are 31 million seconds in just one year?
someone already did
@@randomlittleidot brehs
The fact that this is qualifiable as deep makes me question reality
this mad actually explains the meaning of life.
This video will age like fine wine
Ahhh yes a video questioning both Cookie Clicker and the meaning of existing, an amazing philosophical journey. About Cookies!!
people who use cheats to get cookies just die from a miscarry.
I spent a month (without idling at all) to get 50trillion cps and then I quit
I’ve watched Dragoon before, but I keep getting recommendations cookie clicker videos. What is happening, is there resurgence of cookie clicker?
Best subway cookie is all of them, they are all perfect
Doctor: you only have 22,075,000 seconds to live
Me: plays cookie cliker for 22,075,000 seconds
i think the best part about this is that 22 million seconds is about 8 months
0:23 That’s not even a year?! A normal year is exactly 31563000 seconds?!? (60 sec in one minute, 60 minutes in one hour, 24 hours in one day, 365 days in one year: 60*60*24*365=31563000)
Exactly
Yeah I did the math it’s more like 2.5b
Why is this low key more inspiring than some professional speeches
“You’re 6 years old”
Macadamia Nut Cookie Description:
t h e y ‘ r e m a c a d a m n d e l i c i o u s !
lifetime is around 70 years
70*365=25,550 days
25,550*24=613,200 hours
613,200*60=36,792,000 minutes
36,792,000*60=2,207,520,000 seconds
Your philosophy and writing skills are impressive but do double check your math next time
Proof that 2 Billion = 22 Million
why does everything he say make me want to question life
me to
That ending have me chills,and then he asked which subway cookie is best and ruined it
My life has sence now. Thank you cookie clicker...
I've suggested Coocki Clicker lol
Wasn't dirctely expecting the meaning of live😂
Can you explain how you got 223958 heavenly chips on your first prestige? 2:33
I'm good
This is making me strangely emotional. Didn't expect that from a TedTalk but here we are.
this make me play cookie clicker also THIS IS PROBOLY UR BEST VIDEO YET
Brilliant video man 10/10
im going to play this brb
this is genuinely one of the best videos I have ever watched. thank you for the psst 6 minutes and 2 seconds.
I had chills watching this
Me, who is 14 and watches anime: Maybe I am having a midlife crisis.
Anime is gay ngl
Become deathing at 40 years old due to a self inflicted spatula wound
Once a wise person said.
We spend all our lives worrying about what's in our wallet. For what? That money won't show up in your coffin
I am watching this at 12 11 am and this seemed very philosophical to me and now it has me thinking do more cookies equal more life or is it less cookies equal more life
I have a test tomorrow but that can wait I must go on a journey to discover the true meaning of cookies
oddly enough this motivated to get back to the drawing i was just taking a break from
I’m sorry dragoon, but the website you found was wrong. But still great video! You have opened my fifth eye, the other two were opened with glasses.
wear glasses (or a glass) on your fifth eye
this is actually inspiring
never thought i'd be motivated by a cookie clicker video explaining the meaning of life but here we are
Lol
I watched your stereotype videos and looked at your channel and I am glad I found you.
Teach me the secret of growing cookies from the ground
Upgrade farms with sugar lumps
1:43 You die before getting the wizard tower referring to 0:17
So I don't watch anime?
Yay!
@@anawesomepet no anime is life. Anime gives you life.
The meaning of life is what life means to you. Yes it’s mostly up to personal interpretation, but that’s like everything in the world.
There is no need to be scared because this is a journey everyone will have to face eventually.
Truth is, I don’t know if after death you’ll ever be a person again, what’s going to happen, or really anything, but that’s okay!
And it doesn’t exactly matter where you go, because you’ll be safe, and you can rest easily.
Sure a lot of people have dedicated their lives to finding definitive answers but that’s like a dog chasing a ball that’s already in its owners hand, you’ll never get it until you’re ready and you get the chance to.
And if you feel like you spent too much time focusing on insignificant things, of course you did, everyone did!
Insignificant moments are the building blocks to being a person, we can’t live without insignificant moments, it’s all we have.
People should less focus on trying to find a meaning that’s going to come eventually to us and just focus on something like enjoying a really nice cup of tea.
If you feel like you wasted time getting wrapped in existential dread, please remember
No time spent living is time spent wasted.
That’s what I believe life to be about.
Grandmas get mad because they are not needed as much but those children from basement who were clicking cookie all day long don't! Really good represantion of life.
O_O great...
TLDR: the meaning of life is to eat dessert
The best soubway cookie I ever had was this one christmas special a few years back where it was a hot chocolate flavored cookie with marshmallow flavored choco chips
im stuck in a loop of watching every single video you have
I suppose that's good for me, but try to have your own life too
listen pal, im a no life this is all i do
Hmmm
Why
This is more inspirational than the encouraging speeches you got to listen to back in elementary school.
"The more cookies you get, the more women will come." Truly some wise words
Okay wtf, how is this an actual good philosophical inlook of life
First
This is for sure the best video I have EVER seen.
wow, an adventure quest world advertisement. didn't expect it but I like it.
So deep
Man, finding your channel was the best part of day! Nice video
subbing to you was the best golden cookie in my life
Am I the only one who noticed the incredible inaccuracy of claiming 22 million seconds is a lifetime when that's actually not even a year. A million seconds is not even 2 weeks. How did you mess up this bad?
That was so motivating yet so unexpected coming from you lel
This is unravelled if Brian didnt have to worry about staying on theme
This video has inspired me to start playing cookie clicker again
This is so deep and creative dude
Thank you for the meaning of life dragoon, I will use this knowledge to obtain immortality.