Never say this to Siri. ╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗ ║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣ ╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣ ╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝ follow me or i will bite you • Twitter - / beluga1000 • Instagram - / beluga1000 • Discord - / discord
Una de ellas fue el día del niño en el mundo de los niños de la infancia en la página de la universidad es el voucher lugar los mes del octubre por presente a
beluga is so powerful that he broke siri
verified youtuber with 2 likes
Yes
cool
@@theweemp9389 Soon it will bump up !
THERETURN
As a German, I confirm that the German version of Siri as shown in the Video is absolute accurate.
Yep
I agree
🤣 Yeah.
Nein
@@DerDudevor187jahrenb2 yea
0:41 I died from laughter 😂
😭
bahahah!
💔😿
Fnf mods be like
3 2 3 579323129927364
1:05 got me laughing 😂
Amoung ussssss wussy waka😊
Una de ellas fue el día del niño en el mundo de los niños de la infancia en la página de la universidad es el voucher lugar los mes del octubre por presente a
Pablo: “Cut it out. I’m trying to watch Morbius.”
Can relate! I mean, the movie did sold 40 Morbillion tickets.
"morbillion"
It played the second I read this
😂😂
B
@@lettuce7522 yes it exists
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
Valuable, but sussy lesson to learn, beluga.
@@dont5014 my sister Saundale Dingle is very angry at the way you treat her tingy wingy
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The movie rush
and a wise man once said
beluga
first how can he type in discord after he poweredoff
The fact that she sounds like she's happy while saying disturbing things 🤣
Is it me or does this vid actually have 6 likes?
It has 166k likes
she doesn't sound happy. she sounds like siri
Ssj🎉gugqqnom8n 1:5
Knijjjinjj 1:5fttnoniikl
Alternative title: How to Break Siri
Yep right tutorial how to break siri be like...💀
Bro i see u everywhere omg
1:48 *I-IS T-THAT P-P-P-PABLO*
@Anthony Dawley r/woooosh
@PiggyBlox he already 😑
Beluga: breaths*
Hecker: stop that now, that's dangerous.
what is a sussy baka
Uhh
Beluga: keeps breathing and dies but spawns again
@@1moretimemom169 Suspicious Fool.
@@1moretimemom169 begluga
You have Australian Siri?!!?
Woah
I thought it was just Kiwis and Aussies!! 😂😂
0:37 Rip siri
Fun fact: after this, Siri's databases were messed up and now it is talking about destroying humans.
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
“A wise man gets more from his enemies than from his friends”. That’s some advice to live by.
That’s not what the quote said though
man can't even copy a single sentence bruh. next time don't rush to thend of the video for the quote in order to get likes
beluga : subscribe or I will bite you
me : *_flips out uno reverse card_* you have been bested
nice you didn't even get the single sentence quote right
Thank's for having me watch this at 11:15 at night! Now i can have nightmares yay!!!
Beluga is a god I watched this many times before and still loved the ending
the fact that beluga can communicate with siri just by typing on discord is amazing
The fact that you didn't know Beluga has more power than Thanos is baffling
@@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410 The fact that you didn't know this is edited is stupid
@@sfx3256 R WOOOOOOOOSH
@@sfx3256 🤣🤣
@@sfx3256 Uh… Do you not know what sarcasm is?
I love how hecker's basically Beluga's babysitter now
Bro facts
We need more underrated comments like this
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i wont
@@Eliotah that comment was up for like 5 minutes when you commented
That's true 😂
I was laughing so hard when beluga said. SHES A BLENDER!!
It feels like siri is corrupted
I'd like to have "Beluri" as my personal mobile voice assistant 😂😂😂🔥
Lmâo
hilarious!
Beluriiii oh my gawd
i want to have beluga himself lol
Does it have to be Beluri itself or will Beloogle assistant work for you?
Belugsby for Samsung users
*I can't believe the legend Rick Astley has died in Morbius, i'm shaking and crying right now...*
Impossible
He promised to never give us up
@@harimauindia5775 but now he has let us down
@@fishboy888 He won't be running around anymore
@@professorx3060 and now he is gonna have to say goodbye!
"Hello there you sussy baka"🤣🤣🤣
Beluga: I broke Siri!
Siri: do you wanna have a bad time
0:15 Everytime beluga is doing something. hecker say
"Stop that now...."
"That's dangerous....."
"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
*Legend words*
2:04
*NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP*
*IS NOW CANNON!*
Siri In Ohio Be Like:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😐😐😐
W
1:03 I loved the THX intro 😂
i love the part when siri called beluga hahahahahahha 😂
i always like to make siri tell me jokes when theyre not funny
0:21 shes a blender
Blending chips
AND DRYER
[skull]
0:22 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣.
LOL😂
0:40 ??? 😂
???
19923 *stroke* 375
"Thats dangerous"
Me: **watches a video of someone making siri get a stroke**
"Iron man, caption america, doctor strang- *never gonna give you u-*" 💀
1:05
A M O G U S😂
and thx
@@mrnecrotic np
@@mrnecroticomfg is tv man titan in 1:05
H E L L O T H E R E
Y O U S U S S Y B A-
oh wait,
IM SUS!
💀😭Nice to meet you @@bluey-next777
1:10 HOW CAN SIRI TRUN OFF THE WIFI?
What's a *trun* lol
I was a joke lol
@@Star_mehwish001and u know then Ur life IS a mistake
I love when Pablo said it’s morbin time that was so inspirational
Beluga is so powerful that she made siri into a backrooms ambience💀
1:53 never mess with Beluga😂😂😂
Lol 😂
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"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
-beluga
Wise words from a wise cat
Ok
E
E chain
E
E
Siri, name the first infinity digits of pi
I once told Siri
“You’re stupid”
Siri said
I’m trying to do my job
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends" new proverbs🤣🤣🤣
What is my name then?
Read my name
@@thewisemustafaplayz8560 oo good
@@dont5014 nice
1:31 made me laugh so hard that I spitted my drink
Same here lol
SAMEE
1:31 when i see beluga's channel deleted:
halalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala sueeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggg guzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz saaaaa luuuuuuuuuuuuu 1:31
Same
Siri as a number grandmaster 0:40
Bro made me laugh until my throat goes crazy
2:10 wise words.
Lol, never ask Siri the forbidden questions.
😂 who knew watching a cat do silly stuff and talking on discord would be so hilarious
Love it!
Siri and beluga team up
@@andres69420they ‘8## i
I got double unskippable ad
There was one time when I was messing with siri and accidentally called the police…
‘ a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends’
True words have been spoken by the true legend.
1:26
Siri: Nothing can stop me
Beluga:I know but he can
Hecker:
NO
@@katienguyen5112 what?
@@katienguyen5112What?
Finally someone that has an actual voice instead of just spawning a boring text message
I really love the way the music builds up intensely when Hecker warns Beluga and suddenly drops when Beluga speaks…and then resumes again
I love how Hecker warns Beluga but he doesn't listen XD
Hecker heckin hecked his hecking human head
This is the theme
That happens almost every video
Siri: “I didn’t laugh..”
Also Siri: “hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah”
Beluga is so powerful he broke siris voice THIS IS BELUTASTIC
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
-wise words from a wise cat
U kinda copied mlg's comment
@@dont5014 yes I don't want to read it, got a problem?
@@dont5014 kid commented on a kid
@@dont5014 what? i dont think thats the right verb. buddy
Beluga can hack world.
whats up checkmark
@@minecraftify95 nth much u?
@@shortstorykh i have 100 susbscribers
S U S
The fact that Siri Rick rolled us tho 🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny- I was laughing to whole time XD
JJbuvufhhg1+1=2haga 1:3
,wow,l,w😮haajn😢nnjnan 1:3oalak
No one:
My stutter when trying to calmly talk in class: 0:10
BETTER ON 00:00:09
2 MISS OLAS STROKE APPLE
Watching beluga always helps me recover from any kind of stress. Thank you beluga
Agreed!😊
Agreed!😊
@@LevelCrossingFan92 hi!
SHE'S A MIDORI NANJO
@@SSB2793 Hi
I mess with Siri all the time. Watching this makes me feel a little uncomfortable messing with Siri now lmao
I love watching these videos! 😂
1:16 twitter users when someone has an opinion
CZcams is basically Twitter except that the users don't accept the content we watch privately.
0:45 best part It was like 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Ruined the 3 likes
ЗЗЗ333
Age of empires music
Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree three three three
Don't mess with Siri...
...or else Siri will mess with you...
If siri broke that's means siri stopped
1:58 funny
0:09 fun fact Blaze's phone is broken
'd like to have "Beluri" as my personal mobile voice assistant 😂😂😂🔥
Moral of the story: messing with siri is prohibited
I’m hecker not hjecker
Whenever I see your videos I can't stop my laugh 😂😂
"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
- Beluga , the wise cat
E
WOW when he says don't click I should click and subscribe also! 😂
@Don't Read My Profile Photo No I won't I have more than 0 iq.
No hate but low effort comment TBH.
Thank you for sentence-of the day let’s go beluga
when it said “sussy baka” I wish it had the vine boom
Edit:the video is still great though keep up the good work
1:21 best moment.
2:05 hahahaha😂😂😂
I tried the 1000 digits of pi, but she is just depended on “the web”
beliuga is so powerful that he broke siri
Fun fact:U are watching it while eating🤣🤣
Yeah u r right
Yes thats true
HOW DID YOU KNOW??? bruh I'm literally eating rn.
Im not
@@bingolinging But thats alright🥲
I don’t know why but the part where Siri turned off Beluga’s wifi then Beluga thought it was funny was the most logical thing ever.
I love when Siri said the iconic line “It’s Morbin Time” and started morbin’ all over the place.
Have you heard of PictoChat? (On the Nintendo DS) You can text nearby people even if your wifi is down!!
0:27 As the Bible says:
Thou shalt not interrupt someone. Especially if they're watching Morbius.
Breh what is morbius
@@KIING_MC The movie of all time
@@eddycabreja3332 no like what’s the meme part in it the morbing?
@@KIING_MC the movie is so bad that people are saying it's the best movie ever and adding "morb" to every word
@@Dieju48jenp ah Ty
0:15 made me laugh so hard
🤓
bot boy
He Rick roll us again
You: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Hecker: she's about to attack
2:03 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let u down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
2:04
Never gonna say goodbye
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
-Beluga
It mostly relates to the video ‘SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME!’ by smosh from 10 years ago
I love when beluga says, LOL she’s a blender😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: I'm German and the laught was hilarius
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. The fool that beluga is talking about here is PABLO.
As a Russian, I can confirm, German Siri has Russian letters in it.
1:17 lol
beluga siempre alegrándonos el día xd
😄👍
Al fin alguien que no es gringo xd
@@CCMYA Pra mim vc tb é gringo
@@earth2.0brazil BRS DOMINANDO😁😁😁
@@earth2.0brazil vdd
i love how siri legit randomly changes back to english after only being on german for a few seconds