This is the best policy the Tories have ever implemented. Well done our boy Rishi. Zero Seats is the future of the conservative party, and I am here for it.
This is a party which never conserves anything. Its history has been that it demurs to each aggression of the progressive party, and aims to save its credit by a respectable amount of growling, but always acquiesces at last in the innovation. What was the resisted novelty of yesterday is to-day one of the accepted principles of conservatism; it is now conservative only in affecting to resist the next innovation, which will to-morrow be forced upon its timidity, and will be succeeded by some third revolution, to be denounced and then adopted in its turn. Conservatism is merely the shadow that follows Radicalism as it moves forward towards perdition. -Robert L. Dabney, 1871
Literally had a 14 year window to abolish and undo everything Tony Blair did, instead they sealed this country's fate for good by just adding more on top of Blair's work
@@ballshippin3809 If they had wanted to help the English and native British, they could have, they had the majority to do it. The fact that they haven't tells us plainly - they hate us and want us gone.
@@martinmulgrew247 They were the subject of the video.... "I hate these Tories" doesn't automatically translate to "I love the socialist jackboot" - in fact these days it means quite the opposite ;)
I thought i was dreaming when i first watched this, zero seats for the Tories? The sooner the better. But also zero seats for Labour as they're all the same.
What utter nonsense. Labour have never been anything like as bad as these clowns. The only thing worse than the tories = the idiots who think voting Reform will improve things
@@shaunpatrick8345 How exactly? They've spent fourteen years getting their banker pals off the hook for the biggest financial crash in 80 years. What's Left wing about that?
@@Luciry123 none of this is incompetence. This is everything going absolutely to plan for them. Their pockets are lined, their pensions guaranteed, their off-shore accounts accumulating generational levels of wealth. Their diversity quota's are ticked, their ESG credentials confirmed, their position in the WEF promised. Their private healthcare is contracted and their foreign escape plan arranged. There is no element of what is being done to this country that is unintentional. Our grand-children will be taking their shahada and these con artists will have sailed off into the sunset.
I'm afraid it's just started. But the arrogance, delusions and lies needed to get Brexit through will always have bad results. Add to that the unnecessary insults hurled by the disgusting Brexiters at both the EU and the other half of the country and we can expect no better. Brexit broke Britain. We lost our decent country in 2016.
@@pauls9189 You blame brexit? bruh. Brexit occurred entirely against the establishments will and they attempted by hook and crook to subvert it... and honestly they have suceeded in doing so. ECHR hobbles us and we cant deport a single illegal etc. All weve gotten is an anti democratic / against the will of the people brexit lite. And whilst thats not solely the Tories fault, they shall reap what theyve sown... Zero seats.
@@pauls9189 Come on a succession of things harmed this country: World Wars, deindustrialisation, mass immigration, the spivs and their 2008 crash. Brexit by contrast caused epic wailing from the Establishment and I loved to see it
It's remarkable that Democracy has sunk so low. The extreme disconnect between ruling class and voters, along with the sheer dishonesty of parties pretending to be "representative" and virtuous is sick. Have we not learnt anything from the plethora of historical failures? I am glad you made comments about voter behaviour, because unfortunately we are all responsible in our own way for the poor outcomes of our democracy.
The UK is just farther along than us. We still have the same two listless parties steering us to our own destruction but there's at least still some independent thought in the American parties. But that's going away long-term unless we change course. The UK serves as a cautionary tale to us.
Vote Small, Vote Independent, or spoil your ballot. Don't vote Blair. Do make the effort to go to the polling station and make your disdain for the entire establishment known.
@@cerebralrhetoric1013 That's how they are considered today. 50% of the electorate already do not vote. They still push their policies on people as if they had consent
I don't know how you could look someone in the eye in 2024 and sincerly say "I'm voting Conservative!". I mean at this point doing something like that should be followed by some kind of psych exam.
I had resolved not to vote Tory in this. or any future lives into which I may be born. But having seen your new manifesto I feel exhilarated. I will indeed to do everything I can to make Zero Seats a reality.
He still has another year and change remaining to figure out how he inexplicably pulls another minority government out of his arse. 50/50 odds he holds on.
Its 2024 ffs who still actually thinks voting matters. 😂. Its like when I speak to old folks in their 70's and you realise they still at thay age don't understand anything.
Aid: "Prime minister, the party is worried about the election campaign possibly leading to some seats. They're asking if you could be a bit more woke?" Jean Baptiste Emanuel Sunak: "Hire Dylan Mulvanney!" Aid: "no, they say just a bit more woke..." Jean Baptiste Emanuel Sunak glares at the aid. Trembling Aid: "Dylan Mulvanney. Very good, sir."
This is the best policy the Tories have ever implemented. Well done our boy Rishi. Zero Seats is the future of the conservative party, and I am here for it.
Yes I would vote for them on a zero seats ticket.
@@Omulosi No no, the point about the Zero Seats platform is you *SUPPORT* them and their platform, you *DON'T* vote for them.
Sunak has so little charisma or conviction that the AI voice is actually somewhat convincing
Ferro, not ai.
@@EFCasual that's pretty impressive if that is in fact him
Just needs to say “Let me make myself absolutely redundantly clear” and “Let’s stick to the plan, the plan is working” a bit more
I remember when the cat at your Downing Street wouldn't have anything to do with him, lol.
It was actually a little chilling when I started truly considering exactly what they MUST think of us to have done what they have done.😬
Zero seats, zero seats, zero seats.
I'm american and people are really confused when I start chanting "Zero seats!"
I am a staunch conservative, but, as the conservative party no longer represents me, so be it.
@@brianwillson9567they haven't in at least 20 years
Did someone say zero seats?
Vote anarchy clear them out
The most sensible policy for Britain.
Please don't put this behind the pay wall, when the election comes, this needs to be shared far and wide
Only the streams that aren't the Deepest Lore are paywalled.
I love conservatives that don't conserve anything! Zero seats is my new slogan!
Let's be generous, they conserve their donors bank balance and leftward shifts in the overton window very well.
This is a party which never conserves anything. Its history has been that it demurs to each aggression of the progressive party, and aims to save its credit by a respectable amount of growling, but always acquiesces at last in the innovation. What was the resisted novelty of yesterday is to-day one of the accepted principles of conservatism; it is now conservative only in affecting to resist the next innovation, which will to-morrow be forced upon its timidity, and will be succeeded by some third revolution, to be denounced and then adopted in its turn. Conservatism is merely the shadow that follows Radicalism as it moves forward towards perdition.
-Robert L. Dabney, 1871
I feel really bad for you british people, you didn't deserve this. love from a German.
Your country didn’t deserve it either. I hope we can turn it around.
@@sorrysirmygunisoneba Thank you, I hope so too.
We all know the culprits.
@@Silphwave yes
You're not much better!!! 😅😅
Now this is a Net-Zero policy I can get behind 👍
I despise them so utterly
And still not nearly enough. It will never be enough loathing.
I despise them more.
Literally had a 14 year window to abolish and undo everything Tony Blair did, instead they sealed this country's fate for good by just adding more on top of Blair's work
@@ballshippin3809 If they had wanted to help the English and native British, they could have, they had the majority to do it.
The fact that they haven't tells us plainly - they hate us and want us gone.
You'll really enjoy comrade Starmer then.
The history of the Tories has been one of never ending betrayal. Zero seats!
ZERO SEATS. ZERO VOTES.
Zero Seats!
ZERO SEATS!
Zero Seats! Zero Seats! Zero Seats!
Reform Reform
Love the profile pic ❤
My contempt for the Tories is total.
Why limit your contempt to Tory
Labour's contempt for our borders is also total.
@@martinmulgrew247 They were the subject of the video.... "I hate these Tories" doesn't automatically translate to "I love the socialist jackboot" - in fact these days it means quite the opposite ;)
Sounded like the most honest party broadcast I've ever heard
this message needs to be spread far and wide
Zero seats, zero seats, zero seats!
We can achieve net zero by 2025
Let us hope you do not go hungry
@@Soulsearch432 zero Tory MPs = zero food? Is that what you're saying?
@@iBlagg8 Net Zero Seats! Wake up!
In 2024
Zero Seats. Clear Them Out.
I thought i was dreaming when i first watched this, zero seats for the Tories?
The sooner the better.
But also zero seats for Labour as they're all the same.
So who are you voting for?
What utter nonsense.
Labour have never been anything like as bad as these clowns.
The only thing worse than the tories = the idiots who think voting Reform will improve things
That comes at the next election. Once the tories are out, people can't be fooled into thinking how great things would be under labour
@@KingArthurWsyou're joking right?
@@KingArthurWsI’m voting for ✍️❌
Excellent, they'll not be getting my vote.
I have never understood the contempt the left have for "muh Tories" until this cycle.
The Tories adopted the morality of the left and most of their policies, but it's still not enough.
@@shaunpatrick8345 Because it's about power not principles
@@shaunpatrick8345 How exactly? They've spent fourteen years getting their banker pals off the hook for the biggest financial crash in 80 years. What's Left wing about that?
The left's gripe is that the tories haven't done enough to dismantle our homeland, they dislike them for the wrong reasons.
If only the Tories did what the left accuses them of. They'd be worth voting for.
This kind of satire is going to get you British patriots sent to the gulags
Our democracy is at risk if it is not zero seats, zero seats, zero seats
This needs to be sent to every conservative mp on the ballot
Better still. write it across the ballot paper.
No need. They're already aware of the plan.
Done already
Absolutely good idea.
@@simmo1024 That spoils the paper and gives the seat to those who do vote, probably the Tories!
Email this video to a Tory MP. They need to understand what they have done
I have. To Julie Marson a useless MP in Hertford.
Imagine thinking the Tories are right wing
They are though. Just also they are incompetent
@@Luciry123
Right wing on what exactly?
@@Luciry123 none of this is incompetence. This is everything going absolutely to plan for them.
Their pockets are lined, their pensions guaranteed, their off-shore accounts accumulating generational levels of wealth. Their diversity quota's are ticked, their ESG credentials confirmed, their position in the WEF promised. Their private healthcare is contracted and their foreign escape plan arranged. There is no element of what is being done to this country that is unintentional.
Our grand-children will be taking their shahada and these con artists will have sailed off into the sunset.
@@Luciry123lmao silly Billy
I suppose theyre kinda economically right wing in the sense they are capitalists and get a hard on from shafting the poor?... maybe... @@MichaelJ44
There should be a clause in the costitution of every democracy such that if the voter turnout falls below 50% the state reverts to being a monarchy.
The only problem with that at the moment: Charles III.
Hahahaha, this advert is fantastic! Great job!
Zero seats for the tories and reform!
We're in the middle of our own Century Of Humiliation
Yep
I'm afraid it's just started. But the arrogance, delusions and lies needed to get Brexit through will always have bad results. Add to that the unnecessary insults hurled by the disgusting Brexiters at both the EU and the other half of the country and we can expect no better.
Brexit broke Britain. We lost our decent country in 2016.
@@pauls9189
You blame brexit? bruh.
Brexit occurred entirely against the establishments will and they attempted by hook and crook to subvert it... and honestly they have suceeded in doing so. ECHR hobbles us and we cant deport a single illegal etc.
All weve gotten is an anti democratic / against the will of the people brexit lite.
And whilst thats not solely the Tories fault, they shall reap what theyve sown... Zero seats.
Well having seen personally what constantly crying about the past has done to the Chinese, I strongly suggest we don't adopt that mind set
@@pauls9189 Come on a succession of things harmed this country: World Wars, deindustrialisation, mass immigration, the spivs and their 2008 crash. Brexit by contrast caused epic wailing from the Establishment and I loved to see it
I’m proud to help deliver the flagship policy of the Conservative Party: Zero Seats
I'm not British but I hope you make this video viral, it's funny.
Clear them out! There needs to be a new start!
"Only YOU can make zero seats a reality!"
I despise them.
Could we crowdfund this to become a nationwide public broadcast?
This is brilliant. I want to see this on TV.
A great idea but don't let another crappy party take charge. Zero seats for them too. Do something different to reverse this decline.
It's remarkable that Democracy has sunk so low. The extreme disconnect between ruling class and voters, along with the sheer dishonesty of parties pretending to be "representative" and virtuous is sick. Have we not learnt anything from the plethora of historical failures?
I am glad you made comments about voter behaviour, because unfortunately we are all responsible in our own way for the poor outcomes of our democracy.
Clear them out ..!
We need this in America, but we’re probably doomed anyway. Hope you have a chance.
The UK is just farther along than us. We still have the same two listless parties steering us to our own destruction but there's at least still some independent thought in the American parties. But that's going away long-term unless we change course. The UK serves as a cautionary tale to us.
The Uk Dk Poundland plc is finished virtually
Our side flushing an already razor thin majority down the toilet because they're neverTrumpers. Then they get hired by msm and get cancelled.
This is what generative AI was created for.
This is perfect.
Can we get a gofundme to get this on the TV for the normies to see?
Vote Small, Vote Independent, or spoil your ballot.
Don't vote Blair. Do make the effort to go to the polling station and make your disdain for the entire establishment known.
So say if enough people spoil their ballots it invalidates the entire election.
Or dont vote at all.
@@cerebralrhetoric1013not voting is consent
@@16m49x3 No its not
@@cerebralrhetoric1013
That's how they are considered today.
50% of the electorate already do not vote. They still push their policies on people as if they had consent
An extremely low turnout would be wonderful.
Zero seats now
Need to make one of these for the Republicans!
I endorse this idea.
also zero seats for Labour
Labour are no better than the incompentant Conservatives and Sunak
Yes, but the Tories have to fall first.
Only socialist mps
vote reform
@@watcherwriter1689 Controlled opposition.
@@watcherwriter1689WEF puppets
An innovative strategy to be sure. But a welcome one!
Ahaha the WEF ad music really got me 😂😂😂😂
Every time we say, 'well it can't get any worse', it gets worse
Zero Seats - The Final Push
GET THIS SHARED
Zero seats!! Zero seats!!!
This is genius.
Zero seats for labour too. Vote independent.
Spoil ballots
Dont vote at all.
Vote for no one; spoil your ballot. You can't vote your way out of prison by electing a different warden.
Don’t vote, the lower the turnout the better. Don’t give the incoming government the veneer of legitimacy
I do not consent to any of the above.
I'm doing my part.
I'm backing your campaign all the way Rishi. You can count on me.
Thanks, Rishi. I'll be doing my bit, I promise.
I don't know how you could look someone in the eye in 2024 and sincerly say "I'm voting Conservative!". I mean at this point doing something like that should be followed by some kind of psych exam.
I play this before work now to brighten my mood. So good.
"Too dangerous to be left alive"
Mace Windu
Labour: net zero carbon, Reform: net zero immigration, Tories: net zero seats
Give them nothing, but take from them......
I had resolved not to vote Tory in this. or any future lives into which I may be born. But having seen your new manifesto I feel exhilarated. I will indeed to do everything I can to make Zero Seats a reality.
A positive vision of ZERO SEATS!
the zero seat policy seems to be a major success so far
Zero seats.
Some good news looks like Trudeau is going to lose
He still has another year and change remaining to figure out how he inexplicably pulls another minority government out of his arse. 50/50 odds he holds on.
Bang on, I'm voting SDP.
Clouston is a good egg
Its 2024 ffs who still actually thinks voting matters. 😂. Its like when I speak to old folks in their 70's and you realise they still at thay age don't understand anything.
The only Net Zero policy that matters.
This needs to go viral ZERO SEATS
Finally a campaign I can get behind!
Net Zero Seats
This is the beat video you have ever made. Great job AA
To quote ‘The Fifth Element’;
“Zero stones, ZERO SEATS!”
Aid: "Prime minister, the party is worried about the election campaign possibly leading to some seats. They're asking if you could be a bit more woke?"
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Sunak: "Hire Dylan Mulvanney!"
Aid: "no, they say just a bit more woke..."
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Sunak glares at the aid.
Trembling Aid: "Dylan Mulvanney. Very good, sir."
A Liebour government is also a daunting thought, they are both absolutely useless. We need a change!
Now, this is Podracing!
😆FFS
This is so true.
Im doing my part.
We should help Tory, Labour, Lib Dem, Greens, SNP and so on all get zero seats.
This is briliant.
Hahahahaha. brilliant!
Zero seats is one too many.
Having heard Rishi speak, this fake ad is more believable that the actual speech I heard him give; it was certainly more honest.
This has convinced me, I'm not voting Tory
The UK political parties are as bad as each other, never forget Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and Alistair Campbell.
This is great. But, nothing beats AA chanting zero seats, zero seats, zero seats like a football chant.
Makes me wish I still had a social media presence so i could share it.
Vote Reform and get the rats out if government and the squatter from number 10
Ai has more inflection than Sunak's lifetime, makes it more disturbing people listen to him.
Brilliant 😂😂
Zero seats, zero boats, zero money to Ukraine.
Can we also get Labour, Reform, LibDem, Green, SNP Sinn Fein & Plaid Cymru ones as well
The tories are the only enemy that we have a chance of destroying this coming election, they must be the focus.
If we all play our part
Commenting to increase the interactions on this video. Keep up the good work!
Spoil your ballot!
I do not consent.
Put a Stuart back on the throne and give him/her at least 10 years of personal rule.
No thanks. They tried to sell our country to the Pope. Bring back the mainline version of the house of Hanover. Or offer it to the Hohenzollerns.
I'm doing my part !
Couldn't have said it better myself