SO MANY JOKES! | :the game:
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- :the game: is filled with so many damn jokes and references! I LOVE IT!
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Outro created by the super talented Cranbersher:
/ cranbersher
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere":
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Hry
“This world is a mess” man, if only he could see us now
ya
im from the future and oh my god
The feels... oh wait, we cant...
He isn’t dead my guy
Yeah does not get better
Life is a game. Childhood is the tutorial. Kids are DLC. Technically, It's a battle royale.
Oh god
I thing jack is in the big leagues of the tutorial,
Cause he is a big kid
So we all start as DLC? I feel like I got skimped on.
And everyone argues about who the admin is.
Fortnite
"What's nihilism?"
"Stalin wasn't communist, right?"
"Galileo was the traveler, right?"
Jack, it's a little worrying that you know MC Escher and argumentum ad populum, but not these things.
Hitler was a Liberal...
Mussolini was a Republican...
Hirohito was Communist...
Nilism is the attitude that everything means nothing
@@danielberry3735 So it's essentially having a very negative attitude?
@@drharoldpontiffcoomer Uhhh Hitler was a fascist, Mussolini was a fascist, and Hirohito was a fascist. And if you look up the definition of fascism it says it’s a form of far-right ultranationalism, so technically they were all Republicans.
@@DragonguyA Not necessarily- there's "optimistic nihilism" where it's like nothing has any inherent meaning so you might as well chill. I'm not a philosophy expert so I could be wrong, but that's what I've heard.
2:40
The joke here is that nihilism is the belief that life is pointless.
-I JUST LOST THE GAME I WAS GOING ON FOR MONTHS-
I was going on 15 years I will be fucking 30 before I catch up again fuck
jack awesome fuc u
play bo3
I know! Fuck! *I was winning!*
+The Pokemon Dudes dude. he's not a faker.
Life may be free-to-play, but it's pay-to-win.
Very true
This
Deep thoughts huehue
+jackseptíceye .
Get away faker.
i know how i know ur a faker.
1. Theres a dot.
2. No Cyan filling on ur name
3. No 'approved' sign.
GET OUT NOW!
+Daniel Hettinger That was deep, man
"Why did both of them destroy and me blow up?" - the great philosopher Sean "Jacksepticeye" Mcgloughlin 2015
"America is about to get a new president"
*looks at the date*
Ahh, that was the good old days...
A.K.A. The horrible times when Trump wasn't president... then Trump FINALLY became president! If he loses in 2020, I'm killing myself!
JaxsterWaynerTheGamer Imagine hinging your whole life on some inept neocon
Scott McKenzie Fuck you! Trump is the best president ever!!
@@jaxsterminator8634 you must be a straight, cis, and white
Xufflex I’m straight, cis, and white, and I’m anti-Trump.
Don’t bring race, gender, or orientation into it. There’s no excuse for the kind of stupidity it takes to support Trump.
*my comical romance*
*THE BLAND PARADE*
*Because it's not a idea it's a band*
Gerald wei would be proud.
my chemical killjoys
Anxiety! at prom is great 👍🏻
Three cheers for the sweet release of death
Jerome wak
GERARD WAY not gerald wei
not every song is a song by panic at the disco - by fall out boy
Jacksepticeye: knows the details of an R&B artists criminal history. Doesn't know Stalin was communist.
Sam Lemke yes
Sam Lemke fuck Stalin
Jacksepticeye: Kills a Seadragon Leviathan, is afraid of some weird crab.
riking_099 Plays Undertale Genocide, replays it in Subnautica
I still remember watching this the first time when I was a kid and didn't understand a thing, now that I have experienced the Internet, I realized I might have known too much.
jack: I've heard there's a lot of references in this game so sorry if some of them go over my head
Drax: nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast, I'll catch it
Jack is gonna die surrounded by the biggest gamers in the galaxy.
"Your metal skills are getting rusty" i like that one
Jorn / streams yea I was like how did you not get that it's a pun jack
Jorn L. Llllll
And the fact that Dick Cheney shot a lawyer in the face on a hunting trip! XD
I get it
Jorn L. Yea
did anyone else notice the death metal joke? "your metal skills are getting RUSTY?"
I thought I was the only one who caught that!
Hunter Brim nope. I caught it too.
😂
I thought jack would notice something that I would notice
+sparda kurkov jack probably knew that but forgot to say it XD oh, and I got the joke... I didn't laugh tho because I was distracted XD
LIFE:
Game may include
Death
Nudity
Sex
Alcohol
Blood
Vilance
In app purchase
Don't forget about the in-app purchases!!!!!!!!
Ha
sometimes microtransactions and children
@@mementomori1626 dont forget aswell suicidal intentions
@@mementomori1626 also get back in the damn cage
You just hurt my soul with your history knowledge
"Stalin was a facist, right?" Jacksepticeye 2017
2015
Stalin was everything BUT fascist
Stalin was a Stalinist ( Fascist pretending to be communist)
"Hitler was a communist, right?" Jacksepticeye 2020
@@riso9059 It's called a "joke," smart one.
jack: life isn't free. kids cost
me: yeah, like you know... OR DO YOU????? *DUN DUN DUUNNN*
+jackseptíceye . ugh fake jack
+olonely100 Well I mean he used to be a kid so he probably knows it well that he cost some serious muns. And don't worry, I know you're just joking.
lul
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu
+olonely100 le gasp
:Communism the game:
Jack: *Do I have to fight you guys?*
My favorite pun is the “ your metal skills are getting rusty”
Hey Jack, you might wanna keep in mind that "Replaying:the game" is the second game in the series, and "Reimagine:the game" the thrird one.
Just telling you so you know the correct order. Markiplier accidently played them out of order.
bump
Oh yeah I remember that XD I was shouting at my screen to mark about him playing them out of order! Please don't tell me I was the only one doing that... Lol
Yeah, the "thrird" game is great XD
+Lynxxy ™ lol
+Lynxxy ™ you spelled third wro.... Oh
Rick Astley would never:
Give you up
Let you down
Run around and, desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie and, hurt you
RIck Astley for president
True Pacifrisk yes. Just YES
Psychic Friend Fredbear OMG I LOVE YOUR NAME
THE RICK ROLL
True Pacifrisk yaaasssss
"Why they destroy and me blow up?? :("
-Jacksepticeye 2015
25:17 the greatest Rick roll
Jack freaking watches gravity falls my life is complete
I watch it too. ( - o -)
Traveling the Multiverse I did to o_0
Traveling the Multiverse I know
Traveling the Multiverse INR OMG
Savannah Rubenbauer, not trying to be rude, but you spell know, with a 'n', you spell it with a 'k'
Rick Astley released the ever-popular "Never Gonna Give You Up" in 1987. Then released "Giving Up On Love" only a year later.
But the Rickrolling shall go on.
Lei Z Romo
Lei Z and Ro Z you girls are rlly cute
JACK! NO! Why would go and spoil the entire Dragon Ball series for me? That's just not cool man. *Get it, cuz it's been years since DB was released and I waited years to post this comment?* I actually bookmarked this and waited...
COMMITMENT! *on top of poster of a rock climber or formation skydivers*
Nova stop wining
You have the great patience...
You win life
you are a person of focus, commitment and sheer will.
antidisestablishmentarianism means:
>Opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England.
usage:
>Antidisestablishmentarianism is very occasionally found in genuine use, but it is most often cited as an example of a very long word. Other similar curiosities are floccinaucinihilipilification and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (the longest word in this dictionary). The longest word to be encountered in Britain is the Welsh place name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which is generally abbreviated to Llanfair PG; this name was created in the 19th century.
And that's me being a smart ass.
You're not being a smartass by copying and pasting
@@diablotry5154 Yes i agree! 1 Year ago me was a dick! And now?
*im even dickier*
You being the smartass telling us the world is a dumbass. Makes sense
@@KingConradVI *I am no longer smart help*
OH GOD WHATS 2+1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jack watches Gravity Falls? *_MY LIFE IS COMPLETE_*
IKR I love Gravity Falls
+Vio The unappreciated Purple Link (Still Dman009) I think he made another reference to GF in virtual morality pt 2
+Claudio Morelli yeah
Yup
Boom
I cried when he saw the my chemical romance reference...THE FEELS
it hurt to watch, but it made me smile a little when it showed emos at the top. my people :)
It wasn't good music.
Nobody cares
w HA T WA I T THE RE IS A M C R REF ER E NC E
W H E R E
I keep coming back every year since I was ten and every year I get more of the jokes
I finally understood the rick roll
28:27 "AW. MAH. GAWD." XD
Orbs.
@@fluxcptndavey4378Millions and millions of orbs.
When Jack posts a long video and you have no clue what's it's about. It fills you with determination :)
+lambo guy They are called shit for a reason...
+Amber Wolff DETERMINATION.
+lambo guy DONE
what do i win?
When you see million people trying to turn "X fills the determination" as meme ...
IT FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION :DDDDD
I seriously can't believe that Sean now has 7.5 million subscribers! I find it great to see him progress during the years! And who wants a cookie?
+Kate's Magic Shh! I'll smuggle it under you pillow tonight!
+lily host Check you mouth in 5 minutes... :D
+Septiceye Sam I'd like a fox! An 11-week-old Vulpes vulpes, pure, red fox!
+Andrew Kovnat OK, now. Where's my tranquilliser darts?
+Septiceye Sam guys I brought the extra cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍰🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍰🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍰🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍰🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍵
“On your Marx, get set, go!” Killed me
This is one of those flash games where it’s more fun to just watch someone else play instead of playing it yourself. It’s clearly made to just have a good laugh and see how other people react to it. It’s the same with the Henry Stickman series and the Whack Your games.
Pokémon GO :the game:
The game isn't working today try again next millennium.
Haha good one
So true
XD
NOO GOD
NO GOD PLEASE NO
NO
NO
NOOOOOOO
boom
Did anyone else freak when he mentioned Gravity Falls? ....anyone?
Meeeeee
YES
Of course
+Kaeli Zweber YASSSS I DID SO BADLY!!!!!
Meeeeee!!!!!!!!! I freaked out!!!
25:55 i love when he starts dancing no metter what happends 😀
and when he does those things it always makes me smile, no metter what happends or how many times i watch it, it makes me smile 😍😍😍😍
love ya soosososososo much 💚💚💚
Jack: you know the rules
Me: And so do I:)
(ALL THE WAY) Shout out to anyone who gets that reference
To fucking victory town!
Ava Jackson gonna be a winner every now and then
Ava Jackson i believe, i believe in steve
IN STEVE
Ava Jackson
KEEP ON A-DANCING!
Game: Get to the top
Jack: *goes down the stairs*
Ikr
dont worry we all understand /:-)
+Hal Pointon Suuuuurrrrreeee... Lol
I have watched you play all three “the game” games like, 10 times now, and I still continue to watch...
What is wrong with me...😐😑😐😐🤣😂🤣
Rip :the game:
Your jokes will be missed.
Don't worry, Ruffle has been keeping flash games alive.
"My Comical Romance: the Bland Tirade"
*plays G note*
WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY!
*crying* MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Ouiji ToOk Me InTo ThE cItY, tO sEe A mArChInG bAnD
HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
I remember playing this game when I was a little squeaker nugget
+Sans you mean Undertale right?
omg melikebigboom is hree
+MeLikeBigBoom oh , did not know you watched jacksepticeye big fan c:
+Sans alternate account
Arent u still. A one?
25:13 Finally, this is the rickroll that I've been looking for.
Edited: 22:51 So that's what the level is called.
Jack: Supernatural Claims, the game aka take this seriously
Pacman: gowa, gowa, gowa, gowa, gowa..... Aw Mah GAWD
Right when he turns off his heater he gets onto the global warming level
Thank you jack. I was recently called a wast of life and screamed at to get out by my own father, and you were the only thing that could make me smile. You deserve every view, subscriber, and like that you get💚💚
Wow, that's... Fucked up. Maaaaaan
Legit Name yeah it is
Arya Flynn-Fisco 🖖 live long and prosper my friend
Arya Flynn-Fisco omg r u ok i feel so bad can i do anything to make it better
Arya Flynn-Fisco *waste
33:58 damnit Jack, I was doing so well!
"The world's a mess!!!" --Jack
If everyone only knew how true that statement is.
I remember playing this as a kid. This game is one of the reasons my sense of comedy is what it is now.
soooooo... I was playing the game for my whole life. because Internet existed when I was born and I never knew it existed... and Jack just made me lose
oh hai mark (slair)
+Slair Damn you Jack!!!
Yep. I forgot all about that shit until this video. Then I remembered, so now I have to start again :'(
FUCK I just lost the game it's been months damnit.
same
21:32
ight imma head out
5:56 damn this didnt age very well
I love how he just screams at anything that interrupts him
The memories! I will always come back to this, ahhh the one word I can't remember that has to do with remembering things
''It's about everyone! We are all the same!''
[Everyone liked that]
That intro is always an instant smile
19:00 Pokemon GO in a nutshell.
EXACTLY
now that is funny and true
nice tails react icon i love that video
ty!
Haha yeah really
Ok so my phone went off just before Jack said "shut up phone" lol :D 😂
ella moon you have a great fffdffi is the az⭕️👽🤬🤬🤬
ella moon Hi
S did mine
R/thathappened
That literally just happened to me
Everyone's talking about the Gravity Falls reference. No one's gonna mention the Undertale reference?
Also: Jack, at 30:06 did he say dum bass?
what undertale reference?
@@lilfizz1619 On the pacifist level, he mentioned the pacifist run in Undertale
No, he said dumbass. Dum bass
Jack saying couches and not getting the joke makes me so happy LMAO
This whole series of games was amazing to me a decade ago. Growing up alongside all these memes and pop culture references, then seeing them reflected in these games, was simply incredible sometimes.
nihilism: the rejection of all religious and moral principles, often in the belief that life is meaningless.
actually usually nihilists have very good morals
@Diamond MollyB wow really, in my country "nihil" also kinda means "nothing"
7:21 "Don't drink & drive, Don't drink & drive and drink and don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drinks to the brink of driving and drinking and don't drive and two the drink of briving, drin't doink and drive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink" That's what I deciphered from the spinning text at this point...man my head hurts from that.
the fact that 'the game' is still a relevant thing on the internet YEARS later is insane
24:32-IM NOT OKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY YOU WEAR ME OOOOUT
im not sorry
I'm very triggered.
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
look onother mem
Bailey S.
"say something that will annoy everyone watching"
"the game"
Dan and Phil! ^_^
+Olivia Lyons sherlock is cancelled!
Ello phandom
wOW JUST WOW xD
haters
"Stalin was a fascist, not a communist right?" *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Sean: if its like Gravity Falls like the bottomless pit.
Me: *screeches softly* HE MEANTENED GRAVITY FALLS!!! HE MEANTENED MY FAVORITE ENDED SHOW!
Sorry everyone who lost The Game. (old joke is old)
HopeCvon YES
HOLY COW I'VE LOST
HopeCvon ha!
I made my friend lose the game once after he had gone 5 years without losing it
Got one of those "you won the game" tickets. Im safe!😹😹
Looks like a fu...... interesting game. lol good stuff Jack and happy Friday everyone!
ONT CLICK THE LINK
SkyTeam he's gone
+SkyTeam DON'T*
+jackseptíceye . you are not the real jacksepticeye because the i is í
+IzzyGoneCrazy I see we meeeet again sir
We're no strangers to love.
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
I. Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Gotta make you Understand
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE,
AND HURT YOU!
Aw man. Rickrolled by the comments?!
*Did I just get rickrolled in fucking **_text form?!_*
i actually like this song
Good job rickrolling people other version of me
how did I get rickrolled in the fkn comment section tf?!
It's cute how Jack doesn't get the references. I'm so old that I got every single one, oh boy.....This game was most likely made in 2008 or 2009. I'll explain one reference for you, Jack. The Rick James bit was from a sketch on The Chapelle Show. It was a comedy show made by comedian Dave Chapelle. The Rick James sketch was very popular back then. You would hear people quoting it everywhere."What do the five fingers say to the face?" is a quote from the skit and so is the part about him messing up the couch with his muddy cowboy boots. The Chapelle Show was very popular, but short lived. It only ran 3 seasons I think.
+Lshannon90 To be fair, most of the references are based on America, and good ole Irish Jack-a-boy probably never had to put up with our crap.
+Edward Gordillo you censored it wrong...-_-
I love how Jack was like "We're getting a new president soon." And then he was like "Oh wait. I'm not American."
Edward Gordillo "Cocaine's a Hell of a drug." lmao
the pacman one gave me nightmares for a week lol
XD
+Bảo Vy Nguyễn pac man EXE was i the only one that wasn't scared of that
i like how a week has to be less than 3 days for you... Oo
+coollolkid on youtube Nope. It surprisingly did not scare me. Even though I get scared easily.
+coollolkid on youtube Nope i wasnt scared ever.
"In Canada we call it DBZed" So true
I've always wondered why Brits say "Zed" instead of "Z" I guess that also translates to Canada.
Jack got much quieter in the last 5 yrs.
@Revan Reborn yeah! He has!
That Dude Walks Like The Characters From South Park! XD
THE MCR PUN. WHY.
+Joely_doesnt_ blossom It was punny? I'll leave.
Lovely TØP picture
Because why not
xD I know
+Sparkly Phanwich is it three cheers for sweet revenge
4:11 "Why did both of them destroy and then me blow up?" -Jacksepticeye 2015
20:21 wait, you left yours at home?? Granted only the principle and cool teachers were okay and even excited to see my tamagotchi 😅
jacks face was not in the thumbnail *it fills you with confusion*
Yep
I see what you did there lol
+jackseptíceye . you're a fake account stop I'm not clicking that
+Stephanie Rodriguez doode hes real
+Vicky Tang Nah, it just fills me with determination.
I got an antivirus protecter ad, and I already have an antivirus protecter, so I said to myself, "I'M NOT GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM ANTISEPTICEYE! :D
Comming back to this more grown up (litteraly it’s been 8 years) these jokes hit harder, and finally I’m not laughing because jack is laughing and I felt like joining in, I’m laughing because I understand the jokes
I feel so old. This came out 6 years ago…I WATCHED THIS SIX YEARS AGO!!!!
I cried a little when he said Stalin wasn't a commie
Glopin Bopbin 420 dude I wrote an entire freaking essay thingy on Stalin ughhhh that was so awful 🤣
Is that HOI4 I see?
Lol!
Wait stalin is a nazi boy......
Jack:My name is jacksepticeye
ME:ALL THE WAY TO FUCKIN VICTORY TOWN
Edit: It's the song All the Way search it up.
RandomThings lol I love that song😎
xD
RandomThings every time
i know
RandomThings So tru :3
But life has a lot in game purchases
I like flash game series! Good job Jack!
"The world's a mess!"
Finally someone who agrees with me! T^T
I agree with you. The world is a mess. However, this will be resolved and we will have peace.
if you agree to end all wars say 'no war! '
I lost the game just last week because I listened to a podcast and they talked about it -_-
+Krajji “Dani.L” King The Rooster Teeth Podcast!
***** yeahh!! Glad someone got it :P
+Krajji “Dani.L” King someone tweeted it to meg on the patch as well. I haven't lost in years, and then I lost 3 times in 1 week...
+Krajji “Dani.L” King GALL DARN IT!!!! I lost the game.
...... i was watching the video.... then he mentioned undertale....... i looked at the releasing day of the video (4 december) and i was like..... WTF? I THOUGH THIS WAS AN OLD VIDEO! jesus! XD
this game is STILL in my mind
I've been winning the game for 18 and Jack took that away from me 😂
Nice game grumps reference Jack. Fucking perfect.
I fucking love FUNNNNY FUNNNNY FUNNNNY JOKEEEEE
i thought so too
Penisu FUNNNY JOKE
2:28 GAME GRUMPS! :D
*yoda voice* Fuhnee joke
That's 2:30
YAS GAGA!!!
funnneeee joke!
+RockSmacker MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Funny JOKE!
I can tell he enjoyed this game by how many times he asked how long it was and when it was going to be over
Such precious times were in this era
2:29 Game Grumps lol
+Emma Lights FUNNYYYYYYY JOKE!
Hey Dan, I've got a FUNNNNY JOOOOOKE!
+Proraptor Gaming It's not really good though -.-
+Emma Lights MMMM FUNNYYYYY JOKE!
HMMMMMM! FUNNNNY JOKEEEE!!!!