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I went through cancer treatment in 2009. My babies were one and two and my odds were bad. I laughed every single day because of these guys. I'm still here, cancer free, and they are still making me laugh in 2021.
Your the shit bar none don’t discount that power none of those glitches left without stitches and like I said before is not always 2+2! Dump-truck the nation babe Your the muse the truth and the love of my soul through my heart and my life has been you make me better ! Your the one and only KompliKate your the Fuxkin boss that lady got it throwin back she is the most important and beautiful woman in the one-verse and I love you more than you can ever imagine. Miracles happen and they are so real so cool so duh so don’t forget that my lady!🥷🤪😎✌️☮️🤙
The clever thing about the episode is the way some of the people with hurt feelings have actually hurt each other's feelings. I mean, when you have hurt feelings, it's easy to feel like a victim and to feel like you're alone. But the truth is that everyone hurts each other's feelings sometimes, and it's part of life. Having hurt feelings doesn't make you strange. It's normal.
I WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY NOBODY WOULDN'T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY AND IT STINKS AND SUCKS TO GET MY FEELINGS HURT I DON'T LIKE IT NOT ONE LITTLE BIT ITS A PAIN IN THE BUTT PAIN IN THE REAR END
Holy cow, it was so long since they released any new material that I just assumed they were retired or on a long break. So cool that they're still active. I would kill for some new songs.
usmh Yeah me too. They switched it up a bunch and did some classics. They did this whole new rendition of "Hurt Feelings". It's amazing to see them in concert, I highly recommend it. If you see any tickets, I'd get them.
@Illumi Notme Weren't the audience warned not to use cameras? That's standard practice. Comedians don't want to be filmed because the videos end up online, the jokes then get out, are endlessly reposted and aren't funny anymore, which in turn ruins the show that they've worked hard on. And a comedian or a security person really can't know whether an audience member is just taking a picture or filming the whole thing. Nor does it matter - there's a rule and the guy chose to ignore it.
has anyone ever had a birthday come up and then they get kinda excited about it and then it comes around and nobody remembers well that is one of many i got hurt feelings moments
I was super excited on our day in the mountains with the kids, enjoying pointing out and teaching about all the plants and animals. Then my three year said very sweetly “I wish you would just stop talking” soul crushed and enthusiasm dead.
@Katelynne Hansen if it makes you feel better, people with noise sensitivities can sometimes really not want to hear any human voices, regardless of the words. being autistic myself, I often am only able to bear hearing a human voice when they’re giving me important information, and can be too exhausted from that to engage politely. I suggest establishing some sort of phrase they can say if they really don’t want to hear people talking (mine is just “I don’t want to hear people talking right now”, pretty basic), maybe set up another phrase for when they feel intensely stressed because of different sensory things (i.e. overstimulation). of course, you’re human, and certain actions they take will probably be hurtful, know that those sorts of things are often characteristic of a neurodivergent brain, and subsequently, confusion about neurotypical social cues and rules, rather than a lack of empathy. have a pleasant day!
ah yes. I am wearing an airpod only on my right ear right now. cos the other one doesn’t work because my sister broke before she gave it to me. _I got hurt feelings_...
This is my favorite song of the show, followed by the Epileptic Dog song. I mean, who hasn't been called Miss New Zealand before? It's so hurtful. Top tier stuff guys, top tier stuff. FOTC 4_EVER!
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I GET MY FEELINGS HURT AND IT SUCKS MY MOM HURTS MY GOD DANG FEELINGS HURT MY FEELINGS, AND I HURT HER FEELINGS SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT SO THERE DING DONG MOTHER.😤😠
It was my 50th birthday last week and my family did forget me..not even joking !! And get this ,some idiot on Instagram was pretending to be Jemaine and private messaging me,that was hilarious and cheered me up though
The reprise is pretty legitimately sad, especially the part where the dude says "I could pose for you" and she laughs a little bit while saying no soul crushing
By my mother's own admission, my first 3 birthdays weren't celebrated on my actual birthday but rather the day after, because she didn't remember what day I was born. Her mother had to sort her out. It doesn't hurt my feelings, but I still think about it everytime I hear this line.
I GUESS I HOPE I DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY 😔 SO THERE (NEXT MONTH) MY MOM HURTS MY FEELINGS TO MUCH IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD INSIDE I DON'T LIKE WHEN MY FEELING'S GET HURT IT KIND OF SUCKS
Some people say that rappers don't have feelings We have feelings (we have feelings) Some people say that we are not rappers (We're rappers) That hurts our feelings (Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers) Some people say that rappers are invincible (We're vincible) we're vincible What you are about to hear are true stories (Real experiences) autobiographical raps (Things that happened to us) all true Bring the rhyme [Jemaine] I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal [Hook 1] I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings (I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole) I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings (You could've said something nice about my profiteroles) [Bret] Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size [Hook 2] I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings (I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit, I'm a man!) I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings (Get me a small man's wetsuit please) [Jemaine] It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family They forgot about me [Hook 3] I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings (The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum) [Bret] I call my friends and say let's go into town But they're all too busy to go into town So I go by myself, I go into town Then I see all my friends they're all in town [Hook 4] I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings (They're all lined up to watch that movie, Maid in Manhattan) [Bret and (Jemaine)] Have you even been told that your ass is too big? (Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?) Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed? (Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?) Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? (Once again, they forgot about J) Were you ever called homo cause at school you took drama? (Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?) [Bridge] Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper [Murray] Yes, well all good examples
Reprise: I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings [Doug: I could pose for you] [Mel: Oh, no thanks.] Doug: I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings Greg: I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings, hurt feelings Murray: Have you ever been made fun of because of where you were from Greg: Have you ever been dissed over the intercom Mel: Have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away Doug: Have you ever been told that you're the wrong shape Jermaine: Have you ever been told you're Miss New Zealand Murray: Have you ever had hurt feelings
I dont want to hurt Jemain's feelings, but at 0:31 you can see that he forgot to put a coaster under the casserole and I think it hurt the tables feelings. 😭
I love how Murray at the end says "Yes, all good examples," as if they were actually singing the whole number impromptu in front of him in his office.
Murray knows all
Remember when they got mugged, break away into a song, and then back to the mugging, John asks, Were you just dancing?
I went through cancer treatment in 2009. My babies were one and two and my odds were bad. I laughed every single day because of these guys. I'm still here, cancer free, and they are still making me laugh in 2021.
Yay!!! I’m glad your doing well!! 🥳🥳🥳
Yaaaaaay great to hear x
love it kaikaha
Amazing kathrin!
Your the shit bar none don’t discount that power none of those glitches left without stitches and like I said before is not always 2+2! Dump-truck the nation babe Your the muse the truth and the love of my soul through my heart and my life has been you make me better ! Your the one and only KompliKate your the Fuxkin boss that lady got it throwin back she is the most important and beautiful woman in the one-verse and I love you more than you can ever imagine. Miracles happen and they are so real so cool so duh so don’t forget that my lady!🥷🤪😎✌️☮️🤙
I love how Jemaine is one of the friends who stood him up!
Lol and Bret doesn't complement the casserole!
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Theirs is an odd relationship.
7:09 PM
5/26/2018
Elon Musk
I love how they’re trying to be rappers, so all of their friends are black guys you never see again 😂
Man some of the songs aren't just really funny but are legitimately really good songs.
KingoftheGods123 You need to listen to Ween. Funny songs but musically brilliant.
O C E A N M A N
T A K E M E B Y T H E H A N D
And (some) tmbg
Right. Talent plus a good personality equals as close to perfect as you can get
I literally listen to this song when my feelings have been hurt.
Me too. Sometimes I post it on FB.
Vibing to it for the "weird shaped head " part. I felt it
@@andreafreja7472 Lol I wrote this when I was 16
@@VrooooAM hahahaha omg
@@andreafreja7472 and your head looks perfectly fine to me. The dimensions are proportional and symmetrical 🙃🥸
This song actually makes me sad. Especially the reprise.
The fact that Jemaine was also in town is the best thing about the video
I like how the word “town” was used four times in a row to rhyme
Bret needs some new friends
Probably because Bret didn't compliment his meal.
These dudes are truly talented. I love that they chose comedy.
The clever thing about the episode is the way some of the people with hurt feelings have actually hurt each other's feelings. I mean, when you have hurt feelings, it's easy to feel like a victim and to feel like you're alone. But the truth is that everyone hurts each other's feelings sometimes, and it's part of life. Having hurt feelings doesn't make you strange. It's normal.
My family is always quoting "THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY MOM"
Edit: I also love the tiny pianoes
ME TOO I WISH I HAD ONE OF THOSE THEY WOULD BE KIND OF FUN TO PLAY WITH (MAYBE IN THE NEAR FUTURE)
@@carriefischer4889 I actually have the white piano, only missing 2 keys.
Not the actual one from the show but the same model (but who knows, got it at a flee market)
mum, not mom
I WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY NOBODY WOULDN'T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY AND IT STINKS AND SUCKS TO GET MY FEELINGS HURT I DON'T LIKE IT NOT ONE LITTLE BIT ITS A PAIN IN THE BUTT PAIN IN THE REAR END
Saw them live and oh my God. It was amazing. Better than any live show than I've seen.
When was this?
usmh Sometime in July, it was in Queens, NY.
Holy cow, it was so long since they released any new material that I just assumed they were retired or on a long break. So cool that they're still active. I would kill for some new songs.
usmh Yeah me too. They switched it up a bunch and did some classics. They did this whole new rendition of "Hurt Feelings". It's amazing to see them in concert, I highly recommend it. If you see any tickets, I'd get them.
@Illumi Notme Weren't the audience warned not to use cameras? That's standard practice. Comedians don't want to be filmed because the videos end up online, the jokes then get out, are endlessly reposted and aren't funny anymore, which in turn ruins the show that they've worked hard on. And a comedian or a security person really can't know whether an audience member is just taking a picture or filming the whole thing. Nor does it matter - there's a rule and the guy chose to ignore it.
Greg may not appear much on the show,
but he's definitely one of my favorite characters.
I hear everything, Murray.
Would you say we’re friends Greg?
I’d like to think so Murray.
Nope, we’re acquaintances
"have you ever given a gift that's been thrown away" damn.....
has anyone ever had a birthday come up and then they get kinda excited about it and then it comes around and nobody remembers well that is one of many i got hurt feelings moments
what are the others?
I was super excited on our day in the mountains with the kids, enjoying pointing out and teaching about all the plants and animals. Then my three year said very sweetly “I wish you would just stop talking” soul crushed and enthusiasm dead.
@@katelynnehansen8115 good god that's brutal
@Katelynne Hansen if it makes you feel better, people with noise sensitivities can sometimes really not want to hear any human voices, regardless of the words. being autistic myself, I often am only able to bear hearing a human voice when they’re giving me important information, and can be too exhausted from that to engage politely. I suggest establishing some sort of phrase they can say if they really don’t want to hear people talking (mine is just “I don’t want to hear people talking right now”, pretty basic), maybe set up another phrase for when they feel intensely stressed because of different sensory things (i.e. overstimulation). of course, you’re human, and certain actions they take will probably be hurtful, know that those sorts of things are often characteristic of a neurodivergent brain, and subsequently, confusion about neurotypical social cues and rules, rather than a lack of empathy.
have a pleasant day!
Happened to me a lot so now I ask my friends for their birthdays and put em in my phone calendar so my homies never get hurt feelings like I did
I fucking love this song. One of their best. The reprise is also quite emotion invoking
They are amazingly talented people. I can't get enough.
I love it when he says "it hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers"
“The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mom” gets me every time. 😂
I just sent this song to someone for that line. O0ps, sorry Mitch!
For me it's "once again they forgot about Jay"
Truly my mom because I was born the day before a holiday and she regularly forgets that the holiday isn’t my birthday 😭 😂
Wait til you find out she was in town watching "Maid in Manhattan"
@@jashsu lol! 😂😂😂 Not her too! The betrayal.
I love the, "Good cheese, wasn't it?" Comment.
Murry, he's so up-beat about everything! Many people could stand to be more like him.
These guys just made me feel feelings I never thought I could feel, they are truly amazing
My left ear very much enjoyed this song.
+alexander robertson Does your right ear have hurt feelings?
+alexander robertson Nice to meet another person from the Robertson clan!
+Rayman34128 loled!! hahah =D mine too
ah yes. I am wearing an airpod only on my right ear right now. cos the other one doesn’t work because my sister broke before she gave it to me.
_I got hurt feelings_...
I just love jemaine standing w all the dudes at the cinema he looks so out of place. Shit makes me bust a lung every time
This show was a complete masterpiece. All the songs just make me smile inside. 🤗
Have you ever been told you're Miss New Zealand?
pkgffu
I wish! 😂
@@katelynnehansen8115 you're ms. New zedlnd
timothyfloogle thank you...I think 😆
No...but that I've weird shaped head though.....
This is my favorite song of the show, followed by the Epileptic Dog song. I mean, who hasn't been called Miss New Zealand before? It's so hurtful. Top tier stuff guys, top tier stuff. FOTC 4_EVER!
This song was my childhood. My parents used to watch this show and I used to love this song it brings back so much memories
All these examples are so specific that I believe they were true.
Especially Jermaine looks like a Llama. I play it for my cat because she too looks like a llama... and that hurts her feelings
Looks like the reprise is paying homage to Magnolia's "Wise Up" scene. Very cool!
Bro this episode legitimately made me cry as a kid
"You ever been called homo cuz in school you took drama?" 😂😂
When?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
shit this hit me right in the feels
2019...still love this...
That reprise takes me on a feels trip...
I like how it goes from a silly laughable song to right in the deep feels -song in the second part. So very good
"Basically Twenty One Pilots" -Todd In The Shadows (@ShadowTodd)
Such a good show!! I will never forget this and its always here in your time of need, when you got HURT FEEEEEELINGS!!
The slow down at the end…. Too good.
one of my fav FOTC songs and this episode was just too funny
I'm going to sing this whenever I get hurt feelings.
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I GET MY FEELINGS HURT AND IT SUCKS MY MOM HURTS MY GOD DANG FEELINGS HURT MY FEELINGS, AND I HURT HER FEELINGS SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT SO THERE DING DONG MOTHER.😤😠
YEP I WOULD I DON'T LIKE GETTING MY FEELINGS HURT I SOMETIMES THINK THAT MY MOM IS A WHICH
@@carriefischer4889 Yeah, that sucks. I saw that comment you made on another upload of this song, too - you've got to fight on, mate
i really love that tiny red piano
I can't stop watching this one. Just genius!
Love this show! And this song is one of my many favorites... Definitely what I sang today to make me feel better after a rough day at work. (:
First episode I ever seen of Conchords, was hooked ever since....man this takes me back to high school.
2020, still hurt feelings.
These are the bulletproof 24 carat gold tears.... of a rapper **sniff** ಥ﹏ಥ
It was my 50th birthday last week and my family did forget me..not even joking !! And get this ,some idiot on Instagram was pretending to be Jemaine and private messaging me,that was hilarious and cheered me up though
this show was just too good
Lucas Palmer TOO good. What can ever come after it?
this song randomly popped into my head, must have some hurt feelings lol 💕
I saw this hilarious show once. Happy to come here again. Thanks Elon.
Shit this song has followed me for years for some reason its just such a good song
someone has hurt feelings
gordon freeman Half life 3 confirmed
The kitchen at 1:40 reminds me of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
Same ;3
True XD
I've only just noticed Jermaine's shirt "give thanks for my cooking" hahaha
this is one of the best comedy i had seen in my life... this song and issues (think about it) its an eternal lol with
Never gets old
The reprise is pretty legitimately sad, especially the part where the dude says "I could pose for you" and she laughs a little bit while saying no
soul crushing
This ep was great! It also had "Stay Cool Bret" which is one of my favorite scenes!
Doesn't get old, love these guys
Me n my dad use to sing this in our road trips...CLASSIC
good on you bret for winning that oscar. Love these guys.
Man, hope for a FOTC Season 3. They are probably too big for the show now since they are making movies and writing Emmy winning music.
Hill Bill it's happening.
That grammy award was fake tho
@@afsgdgd well bret has a real Oscar for man or muppet
@@afsgdgd what about the management award?
I'm still waiting...
3:40 i know that voice from gravity falls, it's mabel's
same actor, kid
also louise from bobs burgers
Also Kristen Schaal, from real life.
best video of this song out there I think
I love these guys! Best show on HBO all summer.
This song non-ironically cheers me up when I have hurt feelings. lol.
*ironically
Can we all agree that the way Bret says "Manhattan" is just perfect. im straight but oooo
"Once again they forgot about j" " have you ever been told you look like a lama?" 😂😂
Well now that you mention it...
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mom!
The Captain *Mum
I'm the captain here!!😂
THEY FOR GOT ABOUT HIM
By my mother's own admission, my first 3 birthdays weren't celebrated on my actual birthday but rather the day after, because she didn't remember what day I was born. Her mother had to sort her out. It doesn't hurt my feelings, but I still think about it everytime I hear this line.
I GUESS I HOPE I DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY 😔 SO THERE (NEXT MONTH) MY MOM HURTS MY FEELINGS TO MUCH IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD INSIDE I DON'T LIKE WHEN MY FEELING'S GET HURT IT KIND OF SUCKS
This is comedy Rock and yet it's got more emotion and meaning than todays top 10 lol
I wish they would come BACK!!! Stream it!
Flight of the conchords !!! Juste unique !!!
Got nostalgic and had to watch.2016 y'all!
❤from Caroline in Zimbabwe
LIEK IF U CRY EVRYTIM
Butts McPoopDick i cri evrytim
me 2
i no i do
Butts McPoopDick nice name
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Favorite FOTC song!
10/10 one of the best yet
One of the greatest tv shows of all-time!
xoxo The Clarences
A brilliant work!
So funny, and also touching.
"These are bulletproof 24 karat gold tears... of a rapper"
"Have you ever been told , you're Miss New Zeeland"? haha callback 3:48
it's my favoutite song
Ridiculous.
I look like a llama and I love it every time I'm complimented.
I remember performing this with my brother to my dad as children, good times
Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings (we have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers
(We're rappers)
That hurts our feelings
(Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
(We're vincible) we're vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences) autobiographical raps
(Things that happened to us) all true
Bring the rhyme
[Jemaine]
I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
[Hook 1]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole)
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(You could've said something nice about my profiteroles)
[Bret]
Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size
[Hook 2]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit, I'm a man!)
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(Get me a small man's wetsuit please)
[Jemaine]
It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family
They forgot about me
[Hook 3]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum)
[Bret]
I call my friends and say let's go into town
But they're all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends they're all in town
[Hook 4]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(They're all lined up to watch that movie, Maid in Manhattan)
[Bret and (Jemaine)]
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
(Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?)
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
(Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?)
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
(Once again, they forgot about J)
Were you ever called homo cause at school you took drama?
(Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?)
[Bridge]
Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
[Murray]
Yes, well all good examples
Reprise:
I've got hurt feelings
I've got hurt feelings
I've got hurt feelings
I've got hurt feelings
[Doug: I could pose for you]
[Mel: Oh, no thanks.]
Doug:
I've got hurt feelings
I've got hurt feelings
Greg:
I've got hurt feelings
I've got hurt feelings, hurt feelings
Murray:
Have you ever been made fun of because of where you were from
Greg:
Have you ever been dissed over the intercom
Mel:
Have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away
Doug:
Have you ever been told that you're the wrong shape
Jermaine:
Have you ever been told you're Miss New Zealand
Murray:
Have you ever had hurt feelings
Haven't watched this show in ages. The bit with Greg at the end killed me 😂
As awesome as this video from their show is, they are better live. FOTC FOR LIFE!
Nothing hurts my feelings more than when I'm called Miss New Zealand. Devastating.
awesome song...i sing the chorus with my nieces when they are feeling hurt :)
Greg is my favorite character. He's so funny!
I dont want to hurt Jemain's feelings, but at 0:31 you can see that he forgot to put a coaster under the casserole and I think it hurt the tables feelings. 😭
...I don't think he respects wood!
I genuinely felt bad for Murray on this one. Poor guy
Flight of the Conchords wax amazing and they knew to quit while they were ahead. As sad as it is that we won't get more it was the right choice
We’re vincible!
Mel on the steps is what gets me everytime....
Mel at the end breaks my heart
cant forget about this music!
"Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed."
No, but it would be nice, being mediocre in bed still means you got some.
#ForeverAlone
It's been 3 years I hope you're in a better place comrade,
favorite song ^^
1:58 first time i see the graffiti on the wall of jemaine and bret faces. lol
Same dude 👍😎
I just read the comment, had the time to think, “hmm..where” before it popped on the screen. Good observation!
Love this song
So sad at the end