@@shellshock10no. Motorcycles rarely get pulled over. They can accelerate several times faster than cars and can weave through traffic. Cops just hope they can.
"Sir do know why I pulled you over today?" "No officer I don't." "Well you were going 75 in a school zone, you're tags are expired, and your phone fell off the back of your bike, and your license plate now has a crack in it."
Lyrics: " Welcome back to cartel tiktok, let me show you a classic bike mod. Great for when you're on the run... Changeable license plates. The only problem is there obviously way too small and it's clearly an iphone ziptied to the back of the motorcycle.
Non-Australian Transcript: "Welcome back to Cartel TikTok. Let me show you a classic bike mod, great for when you're on the run: changeable license plates. The only problem is, they're obviously way too small and it's clearly just an iPhone zip-tied to the back of a motorcycle."
Bro said “the only problem” and then explained why it’s a terrible idea 💀
*I am Melon”*
W melon
UHH 😫😩
@@MelonMemiesmeloon
What a keen observation
im sure the cartel can afford an ipad
Lol, the cartel aren’t riding around on bikes.
iPad dimensions are too square for that
@Hash-6624 depends on the style of the tablet some are rectangular
Im sure they can get a custom made panel right
We arent blind
~ 👮♂️
Bro is playing GTA 5 in real life with that type of bike mod 💀
*I am Melon”*
Hello
@@MelonMemies melons keeping you big as hell
Rope. @@MelonMemies
Are u a bot cuz I see u on every vid
"Yo, where's yo license at?"
"Oh, my bad" (charges license plate)
*Melon*
@@Likedmycommentyetnah
I think bro meant changes instead of charges
**Cat**
@@Unknowns780the comment was where is your license plate meaning the phone died
*runs out of battery*
“Um sir why is your license plate blank”
"Oh... it fell off?"
@@erikurizita6702 "Sir... There's duck tape, use flex seal so it won't 'fall off' next time"
@@Raevn_YT DUCK TAPE?? i love my duck tape its totally not duct tape but duck tape
@@WretchedCreatordang it I was gonna correct them on that
🤫🧏
what happens when it swipes to the wrong picture
All fun and games until the phone ran out of battery 💀💀
Newer cars have a charge in the cigarette lighter...
@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchythat’s a motorcycle and idk if you’ve ever seen one before but bikes don’t have those
@@evolve_exo2133it's easy enough to wire in, it's just a dc 12v usb charger board
@@evolve_exo2133you can buy a charger that bolts to your battery not the end of the world
@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchyget back here and acknowledge how stupid you are
Finally he brought back this series 😭
*I am Melon”*
Your PfP really suits with your comment. XD
@@MelonMemieshello melon
This would help a lot for when im running from the police 👍
*I am Melon”*
Until the battery runs out 💀
You will still get pulled over because of the bike make/color
@@shellshock10no. Motorcycles rarely get pulled over. They can accelerate several times faster than cars and can weave through traffic. Cops just hope they can.
Follow the gps
It's all fun and games until the phone battery drops to 20% 💀
Got a charger bank intalled on my gsxr
Still larger than the world’s smallest license plate.
*I am Melon”*
I could still put it in my mouth?
@@user-dl7re9pi8j It’s only the same size a fingernail (not thumb)
it don’t matter if it looks like an phone, cops would never know its a phone
*I am Melon”*
they'd probably think its a gun
They would notice the registration expired in 2008 though lmfao
If you noticed, they'll notice.
Until your battery is low 💀
Earth Glitches To Be Patched:
- bstchild actually explaining why it’s a bad idea.
Yo I know that guy
Thanks for the tip 🤝
Modern problems require modern solutions 💀💀
it got a good personality nonetheless
For a motorcycle, they’re pretty accurately sized
"Sir do know why I pulled you over today?"
"No officer I don't."
"Well you were going 75 in a school zone, you're tags are expired, and your phone fell off the back of your bike, and your license plate now has a crack in it."
The most popular mobile game in Colombia
*I am Melon”*
@@MelonMemies who's ur mother
@@xPayanaa gravestone probably
“License plate flippin on that mission every time we ride”
Bro has so much trust in thos zip ties😭
“Wait hold up bro someone is calling my license plate”💀
We getting concaine delivered to our doorstep with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bro Comes Out of Hibernation Every 2 months to Come out with a banger 🔥
That’s why you have a different number on the other side, stay safe out there
We got changeable license plates before GTA 6💀💀💀🗣🗣🗣
Gta modding looking ah bike 🙏🙏☠️
Tbro’s about to ride Christian bale’s Batmobile 😭
The cartel must be going through a lot after Toriama died 😢
Wait until the cartel puts zaza in ice cream cones
THE DESIGN IS VERY HUMAN.
ALLOW MY GOOD FRIEND TO DEMONSTRATE.
we need this , this kind of news reporter with sense of humor😂😂😂😂
Officer: hey wheres your license plate?
The guy: hold on let me just charge it real quick
Cartel: *gets a call*
Police: 😨
The sad thing is all those license plates are expired 💀
rare footage of BeastChild not swearing 💀💀💀
the fact that his tone went completely serious at the end lmao
“Way too small to be a license plate” buddy is gonna lose his mind when he sees how big motorcycle plates actually are. Jesus Christ 😂
“Hold on I gotta charge my license plate”
Bro is the only guy carrying internet right now
Bro is literally menace
Bro the goofy ahh indian music in the backround💀
Dude has the balls of steels to say "How the *cartel* quickly changes license plates"
"bro the party started an hour ago where are you!?"
"Oh sorry I'm just charging my license plate"
"sir you don't have a license plate"
"oh don't worry its just dead."
Bro definitely getting pulled over for those registration dates 💀
Lyrics: " Welcome back to cartel tiktok, let me show you a classic bike mod. Great for when you're on the run... Changeable license plates. The only problem is there obviously way too small and it's clearly an iphone ziptied to the back of the motorcycle.
Imagine this guy getting recognized in public
“Hey are you the guy who loves cocaine!”
Bro whenever I go to shorts it's always your videos and something about cartel 💀
We need more people like him
“Sir your license plate is getting a call”
*rock hits screen
Officer: sir your license plate is cracked.
"The design is very human" 💀
Imagen cops are behind you and you get the notification;" battery low"
always a good day when this dude uploads
The iPhone will turn off eventually 😂
watching this mans videos at 3 am is some of the funniest shit ever
Bros going to be escaping the police💀💀💀💀
Pov gone wrong: you think your phone will fool the cops, 5 miles in, and realize your phone died, then wondering why your being pulled over,
the east german stasi actually had a system to switch license plates on their cars
-Wheres ur licence plate sir?
-its not charged up officer
The police won’t have a problem as long as u don’t drive by them 🤣
What if the iPhone auto turns off💀💀
Bro is playing the early version of GTA 6🔥🗣🔥🗣
bro got the gta license plates 💀
Bro the police might just crash into the motorcycle 😂😂
Imagine getting pulled over cause your plate wasn't charged enough 😂
BRO GONNA RUN FROM THE POLICE WITH THIS ONE 🗿🗿 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Everyone gansta till the phone turns off💀
Bro took "new year new me" to a whole another level
"Why is the license plate glowing?" 👮
Non-Australian Transcript:
"Welcome back to Cartel TikTok. Let me show you a classic bike mod, great for when you're on the run: changeable license plates. The only problem is, they're obviously way too small and it's clearly just an iPhone zip-tied to the back of a motorcycle."
All fun and games until the rain starts 💀
Criminals be like: But I could just buy a smaller IPad💀
It’s all fun at games until your battery dies 💀
Imagine a cop is looking at your number plate and a bug suddenly swipes it
Thx dude😂
Tonight I am going above 200kmph 😂😂
“Sir your plates are expired for over 10 years”
All fun and games until the ad blocker stops working💀
My unlucky ass is gonna get called while police are looking at it 💀
Bro thought he was slick 💀💀💀
Bro went to los santos customs💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏
That’s actually genius 💀
"hold up my license plate turned off "
everybody gangsta till the phone dies
He got the quad lock case lmao
"The only problem is, it doesn't fucking work!"
"Welcome back to cartel tiktok" 💀
When your license plate has a 4G LTE connection
Damm gta 6 looking fresh rn
"hold on bro lemme change my license plate"
That’s how big motorcycle license plates are normally though
everyone who says that the battery will die and get you pulled over forgot the saying "drop a gear and disappear"
*innocence meets innovation*
When you are actively driving it's harder to notice
The cartels too smart to use expired plates bro looks like the only one that was valid was the last one
It’s all fun & games, until the phone reaches 1%
"Sir we've traced your license plate back to an automobile involved in 5 different hit and runs and armed robbery's" "Um..Nuh uh!" *Swipes phone*
He sounded so dissapointed at the end lmao
The delivery driver snorted all my Peruvian i want a refund
The only time with no dirty jokes
We getting deported with this one boys 🗣️🔥