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The fact that you got the spelling wrong for "got a" is dissapointing as you just said "gotta" which means you're doing something like "I gotta get some bread" so mega _oof_
'Speedrunners are literally spending all of their time in games, trying not to spend much time in games...' This makes me the world's fast Zelda speedrunner!!
@@bubble5510 Megatron always had his bois's back, and never lied once to his fellow scum! He hated them all and so he did not hide it! But yea, he is still a genocidal psychopath thou
6:15 Ok, about that Once I found an old notebook in my closet, and it was stained with some brown liquid- I smelled it, it smelled like bread, I told my mum “hey mum, this stain smells like bread. What was it stained with? Liquid bread?” And proceeded to laugh. She then told me the stain was from my dad spilling bear on my notebook. This was like 2 years ago tf
03:17 Not "JUST a better way of throwing a rock" but [ _eagle.jpg_ ] the most American way possible. An invention that burns fuel to do it, so even lazy people can throw rocks. Loud one, too.
The whole concept of pinnochio is flawed, because if someone asked him a question he doesn't want to answer he can just say: "I don't want to tell you" his nose won't grow because he's not lying, and the person won't know the answer to the question.
Also, as Bobsheaux pointed out in his review of _The Magic Riddle_ , Pinocchio wanting to become an actor doesn't make much sense, since he would have to speak untruths for a living.
The original 1883 story was a morality tale, and depicts Pinocchio as a reckless, lazy, idiotic jerk. He literally burns his own feet off while trying to make a fire, so he’d definitely never think of that. Also the story was supposed to end with him getting hanged to death (until the editor stepped in)... can you imagine Disney making THAT into a movie?
Somebody: Americans have literally no banter Some other people: Idk what country this is coming but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point Somebody: Vietnam Some other people: You got me there.
Technically, Canada wasn't Canada the last time the USA had beaten Canada. Therefore Canada is the closest country to the US that was never bent into submission to OIL. And they got a gigantic shared border with them.
8:03 another case of the Godwin effect or the mathematic probability of "as an online conversation goes on the probality of mention the axis power steadily increases by 1"
Robin is my favorite, he is funny, bro like it's 12:49am and my family is asleep while I'm here laughing my ass off because of Robin's voice(not an insult), and because he can get the " no no he's got a point " voice right XD
7:32 that actually happened in my country once and because in law a grandson and a grandfather cant go to the military at once he is asking to not go to the military and technically he is right
ok the dude that made the post at 6:20, i have the exact form of colorblindness. There’s a place called infocus, (idk if you have one where you live) and they hooked me up with some colorblind glasses. Whoever made that post, if you can see this, i hope this helps. :)
Robin is the first person to get the “no no he’s gotta point” voice right
Edit: _Gotta_
He seems like he'd be an anime voice actor
The fact that you got the spelling wrong for "got a" is dissapointing as you just said "gotta" which means you're doing something like "I gotta get some bread" so mega _oof_
Scorpio M7 I don’t think anyone cares-
Lol true
@@ScorpV1 shuut uuup bitwchhcchchchchchh
Teacher:”You can’t breath underwater”
Me:Points at a cloud
Anyone can breathe underwater
Briefly
blue hood did you ever die to mist?
This comment deserves a pin
r/technicallythetruth
People ignore the fact that clouds are just condensed water.
Dude, I knew a guy named Amith - he would always call himself “a myth” in kahoot 😂
Lunar_Memories
Lol bet the teachers hated that.
So, i know this is old but i guess when him mom was pregnant, you could have called him "Amith" in the making.
I'll see myself out now...
Wait a minute, so should I name myself "iron" every time an English class comes? My name is Airam
That can’t be real, that must be a myth.
Only Robin can do the “No no, he’s got a point”. Don’t argue with me.
No no, he's got a point
No no, he’s got a point.
Yea yea robin has a point
No no, he’s got a point
69 likes 😏
This entire subreddit is just "Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor." As a literalist, I respect that.
JustRob
Same it’s the reason I made a reddit account.
This needs to get pinned
70
Were you the 70th like?
;]
This dude sounds like a narrator to a superhero cartoon show in the 60s.
Omg you are so right
r/Rareinsults
just a king dedede main not really an insult
I mean his name is Robin
...his name is Robin ...very close...
"Naw, naw... He gotta point."
I want the loop of that, please.
No no hes got a point
No no hes got a point
no no, he's got a point
NO no I shit myself
'Speedrunners are literally spending all of their time in games, trying not to spend much time in games...'
This makes me the world's fast Zelda speedrunner!!
Ah yes a man of culture
Man Robin sound likes his favorite color is white
r/rareinsults
Why is this so accurate
i thought of every other color and white is the only accurate one
Spitting straight facts, even if those facts are circular 😔
Uno is the best Video game no he’s spitting gay facts
Skywalking Studioz 500 subs pls? Like me
Can you be your own grandpa?
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty."
Yeah, lord Megatron is at least sincere!
President Starscream r/cursedcomments, ah the worst form of truth
President Starscream Star scream is better than megatron
@@bubble5510 Megatron always had his bois's back, and never lied once to his fellow scum! He hated them all and so he did not hide it! But yea, he is still a genocidal psychopath thou
@@bubble5510 Starscream tried to kill Megathot for fucking centuries XD
"What rock group has for members that don't sing?"
Every emo before 2019: My Chemical Romance
"If humans go extinct, no-one will care"
Not true, our dogs who we've raised and loved will care.
And the dogs locked in the basement
But the cats won’t, because they’ll cause our extinction
Cats might care, depends on how close they are to you
or will they?
@@shootme9111 some even get anxious while away from their owners
*Other forms of child to eat:*
Lamb.
Veal.
Caviar, but you could also put that in with eggs.
Eggs are only half a child.
Eggs are more popular, just because Gason ate that many dozen eggs.
You forgot human babys
@@Fortnite-os9ny what about a fetus
✯︎ᴢᴀᴏ-ᴄʜᴀɴ✯︎ what about s p e r m c e l l h o m e
This dude sounds like the car insurance guy mixed with an extremely friendly American
Plot twist: he is
Plot twist: he isn't
It's called "being canadian"
@@Crazylom plot twist:he isn't canadian
@Charlie Lock
Very rare
Not completely wrong
Police: don’t drive when ur on ur phone
Them: *uses laptop to track down while driving*
A laptop isn’t a phone so technically they aren’t on their phone while driving. :)
6:15
Ok, about that
Once I found an old notebook in my closet, and it was stained with some brown liquid- I smelled it, it smelled like bread, I told my mum “hey mum, this stain smells like bread. What was it stained with? Liquid bread?” And proceeded to laugh.
She then told me the stain was from my dad spilling bear on my notebook.
This was like 2 years ago tf
What bear
I never encountered a beer that was the taste of a bread. But there's a liquid bread.
8:22 People living in the 1600s starter pack: Graves
Robin: Yeah, I'm digging it
Me: Wait, No
You have to study grave robbing first
Archeologists are just grave robbers with a degree
@@mrfastleopard1 How many time has to pass for grave robbing to become archeology?
@@fukini2594 Idk, you tell me
@@mrfastleopard1 Bro, that was a legit question, I need answers/asnwers(I dunno the spelling pretend is right)
"Canada is a myth!"
Me, sipping my Tim hortons iced capp: interesting
Im... a bot? Oh dear.
apparently we are!
Technically nothing is a real state or place
The beginning it was just a huge green earth-
BRO CANADA I IDNT EXPECT TO SEE U HERE
@@midrabbit1258 Why does your cash look like play money from a boardgame?
My mom: You need to start liking more girly things!
Me: Starts liking girl.
My mom: Surprised pikachu face
We had something like this at 11:47 in our town it also said: "If the rock is gone, it's been stolen"
My boyscout troop had one that said “if rock is gone tornado”
Fun fact: earthquakes are literally ground breaking
It's just the earth having cold or hot shivers 😂
XD not the puns!!
That made me angry for no reason.
Second Fun Fact: Tornadoes are causing a storm
So were shovels
“Can somebody smell Florida”
Me: yea I can because I live in florida
Ohhhh I thought I was the only one who smelled bud lite and guns
R/floridaman
*no, no, he's got a point.*
Florida property smells like Bud light and gunpowder it's just a hint of salt
03:17 Not "JUST a better way of throwing a rock" but [ _eagle.jpg_ ] the most American way possible.
An invention that burns fuel to do it, so even lazy people can throw rocks. Loud one, too.
Technically, it doesn't look like he's driving the phone.
"Can you be your own grandpa"
Well, there is a song about it called "Mein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis" (my family tree is a circle) and it is hilarious.
"I'm not a Legend,I'm Amith"
My favorite quote from now on
I'm not a spazz
I'm Drazzy Razz
@@snail2426 I never knew that I need something like this in my life...thx my dear "how do you type that name"
"who are you and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"
nice
e
@@lilcubbins !!!
“State your name, rank and intention!”
“The Doctor. Doctor. Fun.”
(Gotta love Dr. Who)
"Do I smell Florida?"
No, sir, it's Alligator, and this isn't Florida 1/10th of the time.
Fun fact: there is a vocaloid song about Albert Fisher called Secrets of Wysteria and honestly it’s an amazing song though it’s quite disturbing
Thank you for telling me how disturbing vocaloid songs can be ;3
Yeah its good
Ah , a fellow Vocaloid stan.
The whole concept of pinnochio is flawed, because if someone asked him a question he doesn't want to answer he can just say: "I don't want to tell you" his nose won't grow because he's not lying, and the person won't know the answer to the question.
Also, as Bobsheaux pointed out in his review of _The Magic Riddle_ , Pinocchio wanting to become an actor doesn't make much sense, since he would have to speak untruths for a living.
And the spell can be broken by saying "This sentence will make my nose grow."
Da hell
The original 1883 story was a morality tale, and depicts Pinocchio as a reckless, lazy, idiotic jerk. He literally burns his own feet off while trying to make a fire, so he’d definitely never think of that. Also the story was supposed to end with him getting hanged to death (until the editor stepped in)... can you imagine Disney making THAT into a movie?
@@Ajehy
> can you imagine Disney making THAT into a movie?
The man: no
The corporation: if they think they can make money out of it, they WILL
Phone Car: *exists*
Karen:
*I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER*
Sigh... Time to run her over but hey at least the phone car is red
Get this man 69 likes
юлио stonks
4:09 No! You're Wrong! Spaghetti obvisously tastes like A
11:55 As a Weather Rock expert, I can tell you that rock is sub-par. Most weather rocks can predict tornadoes if they’re gone.
Back in 1970: I want flying cars in the future!
2020: *PHONE CARS*
what are they called though? phars? cones?
They didn't get something good they got something better
Robin: "Oh no, 9gag."
Me: "Hey, at least it's not iFunny."
3:45 As soon as Robin stopped reading this tweet, I got an ad that started off by saying "And I feel better now." XD
We’re all underwater because clouds are made out of water, therefore everyone is technically under water (and also ice asteroids)
Just say no, robbers cannot legally rob you without your consent.
Caleb Specht r/woooooooosh
@@BatziBoah
or what lmfao?
The brain give itself a gold medal for being the most important
@@BatziBoah The guy that says, "stfu" to someone for no reason. Ok buddy.
ROBLOXIAN BOI it’s 4 o’s not whatever amount you put
Somebody: Americans have literally no banter
Some other people: Idk what country this is coming but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point
Somebody: Vietnam
Some other people: You got me there.
I feel really dumb for not knowing who won the Vietnam war
Skoodle doodle Doo Vietnam
Shh. We don’t say the V-word here, filthy communist swine. FREEDOOOOOOM
@@theblob2937 Ah, it's a very complex issue. You should research it.
Technically, Canada wasn't Canada the last time the USA had beaten Canada.
Therefore Canada is the closest country to the US that was never bent into submission to OIL. And they got a gigantic shared border with them.
He said “my name is of course” and me, having a mini-heart attack because I’m afraid I don’t recognize his voice, I panic in the next millisecond
8:03
another case of the Godwin effect
or the mathematic probability of "as an online conversation goes on the probality of mention the axis power steadily increases by 1"
This hole subreddit is just "no no , he's got a point" and "the floor here is made out of floor".
@Eye Yam Stew Peed lmao sorry english is my second language
Your comment is edited but you did it fix hole
No, it's r/technically the truth
@@4nto514 r/technically the truth
Robin sounds like his spirit animal is a Honda Civic.
Oh my gOd-
r/rareinsults?
@@user-vm4kl2wu7v Yes.
r/foundthehondacivic
@@snailuka what the shit
15:10 *NO, DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT, NO, OLIVER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SING THAT SONG-*
He sounds like quagmire when he says no no he’s got a point lmao
Fun fact: Mars isn’t the only planet that had a robot on it. NASA sent a satellite into Jupiter
Fun fact: Mars and Jupiter aren't the only planets that had robots on it, Earth has had many
Dat PinkKoala I said a as in 1
@@BackAtItAgainAtKrispyKreme That could still mean multiple though lol. If a planet has three robots on it, it still has a robot on it.
Unorthodox I know, but I’m just saying I meant “a” as in one in the sentence. Re-read before you reply.
@@BackAtItAgainAtKrispyKreme I know, but I'm just saying if you don't elaborate it will be misinterpreted. Re-read before you reply.
why does this guy sound like his girlfriend's boyfriend?
R/TechnicallyTheTruth
Oliver Blaszkiewicz yep
@@bonesmalone7826 r/foundthemobileuser
@@alluseri r/foundthehondacivic
No no he’s got a point
I love how I can find the post absolutely not funny until you start laughing, and then suddenly it's hilarious 😂🌸
4:23 why does this give me anxiety 🤣
7:20 is quite literally the song "I'm My Own Grandpa". Lonzo and Oscar have a great 1947 version of it, if you're interested. ;)
People born in the 1600s starterpack: graves and tombstones
Robin: Yeah, I'm digging it
Robin is my favorite, he is funny, bro like it's 12:49am and my family is asleep while I'm here laughing my ass off because of Robin's voice(not an insult), and because he can get the " no no he's got a point " voice right XD
"Being on your phone while driving is illegal"
A random dude: *Is ACTUALLY on his PHONE car while driving*
One of my favorite subreddits!
Being on your phone wile driving is illegal, meaning driving games are illegal
@jordan Epamenodas
No no, he’s got a point.
Same!
What about R/mademesmile do like made me smile
Same
I was once the youngest person ON THE ENTIRE EARTH
Idk man. Someone out there might've been born at the same time.
Wha- YOU WERE 1 DAY OLD
This man might have earn’t a post on r/technicallythetruth
So was i
I was once 0.000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds years old then
I have never been so glad to hear Robin’s voice at the beginning of an EmKay video 😭
Robin: Hi i am of course, Robin
Dad Bot: Hi Of course, Robin.
We technically have flying cars
They're called airplanes
We also have unrailed trains, they are called busses
We have uncultured racists
They're called idiots
@Joelle Chong I dare you to fly a Cessna 150 and call it a flying bus.
Shooting a gun is loud and quiet, the guy cant scream when you shoot him at the head.
r/
Technicallythetruth is my favorite subreddit of all. It's just so... favorite.
Robin needs to recite the "Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube man" Line.
People born in the 1600s starter pack: *insert meme*
Robin: I dig that
Me: holup...
He sounds like Swagger Souls if he wasn't drunk and high all the time
BRUH YES HE DOES
This man is swaggersouls
I'm calling it
The kronk voice at the beginning sound more accurate when slowed down to 50% or 75%
Me realizing that my favorite CZcams channel is connected to my middle school selfs favorite CZcamsrs... THIS IS AMAZING!
How to be our own grandpa
Alabam: There's more ways?!?
@@nobody7817 They've got a population to maintain
The “No no, he’s got a point” must be the most popular meme in this subreddit
No no, he’s got a point
Gathio Gaming yes yes, she’s not obtained a smooth surface
6:52 well name a war that you have even won without anyone elses help except CIVIL WAR LMAO
Speedrunners simultaniously spend more time and less time in a certain game than the average person.
Nobody:
Robin at 6:55: _H O H O H O O O_
Hey bing, why did the bike fall over.
You’ll never escape
When you're in the phone car and someone calls you: *RING RING Ring ring* me:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have never been hit with the greatest “you’ll be alone” than the AirPod girlfriend post.
Day 10 of trying robin to say “What’s poppin I’m Robin”
We really need him to say that don't we
We also need Damien to say my namein is Damien
@@smoliv. nice
Day -9
“...DaBank.”
I like fish
I choke when I eat fish.
"So... you're into choking?
That makes two of us "- Nick Jonas
Simone Poise That is the best reply I’ve ever gotten xd
@@zerquil4352 he literally replied that once to a question 😂😂 I have never forgotten about it
@Zerquil I like fish too
@@deborahdonovan8926 I don't like fish...
It's being shoved into my throat
At 5:00 the best barber could receive the best haircut, but only if there was two best barbers in the world
Wow jagoff
7:32 that actually happened in my country once and because in law a grandson and a grandfather cant go to the military at once he is asking to not go to the military and technically he is right
0:49 I only trust earth products.
Yeah- Australia’s products are kinda shady
@@crispychris8399 its spelled jupiter
My Dad : “GABRIELLE!”
Me : “WHAT?!”
Also Me : “MotherFuc*er”
Also My Dad : “Son of a Bit*h”
Daughter of a bitch
Trixta family reunions be like
Took me a while but I get it now 😂😂
@@theblob2937 don't ruin it...we know what it is but don't ruin it bro...
@@theblob2937 why did you do this.
0:13 hi of course Robin, I'm dad!
Judge:" Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
Suspect: "no"
Judge: ಠ_ಠ
"being on your phone while driving is illegal" he wasn't driving tho---
Everything is made of atoms, and most of the volume of the atom is a void, which means everything is nothing
I'm questioning my whole life and existence now. thank you.
So i dont exist
Thanks
The things that are smaller than the planck length:
bonjour
wait wait wait wait
ok the dude that made the post at 6:20, i have the exact form of colorblindness. There’s a place called infocus, (idk if you have one where you live) and they hooked me up with some colorblind glasses. Whoever made that post, if you can see this, i hope this helps. :)
I did not expect you to pronounce Glarus correctly. I am impressed.
“That’s a middle finger if I’ve ever seen one.”
No. It’s a phone.
No, it’s a wheeled vehicle
@SCP 173 its a picture
3:36 this is all fun and games until you realize... where’s the guy that parked it
*oh* *OH GOD*
Best part about that Tuesday meme, I'm watching this on a Tuesday.
What makes 13:10 even funnier is the fact that the picture is from Little Shop of Horrors, a musical/movie where an alien plant eats humans. Love it!
Why isn’t this subreddit called “well there not wrong”
because everything is _technically_ the truth, and it would be "r/they'renotwrong"
Specified shit, thank you 😊
Emkay is like the word empty
Because
EmK
MKay
MK
*are the same*
But with empty you can turn it to this " " and it will still be empty
What about E
@@toasterhavingabath6980
Yes but you get it
@@smugpittbull What about E
@@snail2426 What about E
You know fist bumps and high fives are more sanitary than hand shakes
7:25 this confused the heck out of me
robin has the best "no no, he's got a point" voice
it's just satisfying
4:52
As a brit I can say that there are at least 4 artworks in the British museum
"People born in the 1600s starter pack"
Him: I'm diggin' it
Everyone: what?
The "I Am not a legend, I am AMITH" got me so hard
Eleventh time for asking: Is it just me or does Robin kinda sound like PM Seymour?
Never realised this, but you're very right! At least when he's doing that weird... I don't know, but it sure is a voice they both do.
Please don't fuck with me like this bro ;-;
No he sounds like Swaggersouls
14:08
As a European, I consider it the perfect date for such test.
4th of 21st. It's long time comin'.
@@nobody7817 uh... Congratulations?
But, uh, what does your, above average (for US) mathematical ability has to do with, erm, anything?
@@nobody7817 no that was supposed to be 4th of 21st month...
You sound like a legend of korra character and its amazing.
Meme: Eggs. One of the most popular forms of child to eat.
EmKay: What are the other forms?
Me: Lamb, veal...