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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • back to school season = back to school confessions BOOYAAA!!! thanks BetterHelp for sponsoring this video! go to BetterHelp.com... for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy with a
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  • @zeelvr
    @zeelvr Před rokem +22470

    2:26 to whoever confessed that my bad that might've been my brother🙏🏽

    • @zeelvr
      @zeelvr Před rokem +8449

      Yeah he did that to someone in 8th grade and got suspended 💀💀

    • @gojoswife4218
      @gojoswife4218 Před rokem +2913

      I- 😭

    • @debsmikle
      @debsmikle  Před rokem +9019

      WAITTTT😭😭😭

    • @darri..
      @darri.. Před rokem +1645

      @@debsmikle i thought i did that for a second😭😭

    • @mouseminnie6177
      @mouseminnie6177 Před rokem +660

      ​@@zeelvrNAH...

  • @theglowingj7300
    @theglowingj7300 Před rokem +12222

    "WARM BITTER URINE SWISHING ACROSS HER TASTEBUDS" WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO DESCRIPTIVE GRANDMA DEB KILLING ME OVER HERE WITH THIS 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @scarletseidl9192
    @scarletseidl9192 Před rokem +26507

    “sometimes delulu isn’t always the solulu” -grandma debussy. now that was from the heart✝️

  • @juliette3218
    @juliette3218 Před rokem +10237

    confession 10 is LITERALLY traumatizing. i tell you my jaw dropped to the floor when i heard that it was in school

    • @Idk-fy8pk
      @Idk-fy8pk Před rokem +244

      Fr 😭

    • @YuggYyygg-nz8jf
      @YuggYyygg-nz8jf Před rokem +933

      Her jaw dropped too 💀

    • @jamesgeez8498
      @jamesgeez8498 Před rokem +519

      NO BC I LITERALLY ACTUALLY SCREAMED

    • @Ji-Su
      @Ji-Su Před rokem +1293

      Naurrr I was just minding my business eating and then sis dropped THAT line on us with no warning 😭(AND SHE ENJOYED IT??? Nah girl you know DAMN WELL)

    • @shark_bee
      @shark_bee Před rokem +800

      FR imagine going to school just to drink someone pee NAAH 💀😭

  • @Hanjisungstan-713
    @Hanjisungstan-713 Před 5 měsíci +418

    Confession 10 just straight annihilated me. Like girl, the fact that she said hit me up fr messed me up.

  • @lov3l3ssvampir3
    @lov3l3ssvampir3 Před rokem +3936

    The "bully" story was such an emotional rollercoaster, I even feel nauseous after it 😍

  • @Toia.M
    @Toia.M Před rokem +9263

    as someone who went to a french school with french teachers… yeah, that checks out. We had one history teacher who would THROW OUR PENCIL CASES AT US without warning to make us feel like we were in the trenches during our WW2 lessons 😭

    • @bism4
      @bism4 Před rokem +468

      HELPP

    • @h2aa112
      @h2aa112 Před rokem +445

      mine quite literally threw markers at us and picked some of us up and refused to put them down 😭😭

    • @t0masicaaa_
      @t0masicaaa_ Před rokem +301

      my croatian teacher throws her keys at us, best teacher ever 😍. Mind you she also broke a kids phone when her mum called her in class to tell her something bad happened, girl was crying 😭

    • @demiwilliams4126
      @demiwilliams4126 Před rokem +24

      Oh wow 😯

    • @Lannalynn
      @Lannalynn Před rokem +83

      mine had us stand up and she wld name things and we'd sit down if we qualified for those things to c who wld not get killed during WW2... like brown hair, green eyes etc. in the end, there was only like 2 kids standing but she wasn't sure on if this 1 kids hair qualified as blond so she had us debate it (we did not reach a conclusion and she said they probably wld have died then)😅

  • @Avilanchii
    @Avilanchii Před rokem +2444

    A small confession since I have 0 shame.
    So this happened around late June, we had end of semester exams right, and so I was peacefully doing my exam and after I was done, I had this book that I used to hold in my papers in, and I doodled and wrote some stuff in it. But as I was just doodling, this guy
    (We'll call him Jimmy neutron because his hair was slicked UPWARDS with grease.)
    This guy was just supervising the exam room and he came up to me, SNATCHED my book and flipped through the pages to see if I was cheating or not. But he stumbled upon this specific page where I wrote the most toe expanding, alarming, eye popping and discombobulating things about someone I had liked. He stared at the page for about one whole MINUTE. before silently going back to his seat.

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Před rokem +645

      Poor Jimmy Neutron had to witness that 😭 bro doesn’t get paid enough 😂

    • @m9216
      @m9216 Před rokem +109

      💀🫵🏾😂

    • @charlotte1.11
      @charlotte1.11 Před rokem +93

      NOO HAHAHA

    • @Art3misx79
      @Art3misx79 Před rokem +184

      I'm sorry but JIMMY NUETRON LMAO 😭😭😭

    • @kju.drlsss
      @kju.drlsss Před rokem +45

      off topic but Jimmy Neutron is pretty fine 👅

  • @rosesforrebekah
    @rosesforrebekah Před 6 měsíci +807

    18:08 CONFESSION TEN HAD ME LITERALLY CRYING 😭✋✋✋

    • @KiraJ-ru7ll
      @KiraJ-ru7ll Před 5 měsíci +47

      I am going to need therapy for this.

    • @olivescove
      @olivescove Před 2 měsíci +19

      Same i was literally hyperventilating😭

    • @Bad_at_L1FEE
      @Bad_at_L1FEE Před 2 měsíci +13

      That must’ve been so embarrassing

    • @pikasisy_oi5530
      @pikasisy_oi5530 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@KiraJ-ru7ll Same 💀

    • @rachel88038
      @rachel88038 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Bad_at_L1FEEFr 😭🙏

  • @yuhyuh2963
    @yuhyuh2963 Před rokem +4568

    can we all agree debz is super relatable 😭my comfort youtuber

    • @hellokitty-ts4ve
      @hellokitty-ts4ve Před rokem +15

      YESS I LOVE HER

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Před rokem +4

      Fr ❤

    • @worldblazin4209
      @worldblazin4209 Před rokem +17

      Hmm Deb's relatable to the female community. I kinda like Deb because she's young and reminds me of my twin sister. But that might be a form of relatable. Deb Smikle is cool in a Saweetie (solo Tap In music video) kinda way. Because Saweetie reminds me of some high school female basketball jocks, and they "had their mind right" during disciplined moments but were funny and socialable at the same time. 😂😂🥰

    • @scaredindigo
      @scaredindigo Před rokem

      @@worldblazin4209you what

    • @Zedd...
      @Zedd... Před rokem +4

      ​@worldblazin4209 I'm a woman and none of Deb's content is relatable to me or my experiences, so she isn't relatable to the whole female community, maybe a western or US/Canadian one. But it's okay, she is still fun and entertaining to watch. ❤

  • @LiveLaughLocklyle
    @LiveLaughLocklyle Před rokem +4304

    Grandma Deb, NEVER stop doing your pre-confession drawings. They add so much character to your vids and I love the little hints they drop. Ok ily bye 😘

    • @thatonedrainedplatter5421
      @thatonedrainedplatter5421 Před rokem +63

      I think so too, I really like those doodles.

    • @mashaleigh9184
      @mashaleigh9184 Před rokem +24

      Agreed.

    • @ALLURISTIC
      @ALLURISTIC Před rokem +31

      I WAS SHOOK WHEN SHE SAID NO ONE KNEW WHAT I MEANT BC AFTER THE VERY FIRST VID I KNEWWWW THAT IT WAS TO GIVE A LIL HINT

    • @TheCottonCandy707
      @TheCottonCandy707 Před rokem +5

      Yess I always knew it had to do with the confession. I can't believe people didn't notice that

    • @-bluelamp_2myleft-
      @-bluelamp_2myleft- Před rokem +3

      Same the toe drawing was ON. POINT. 😏😏😏

  • @nayonikanair
    @nayonikanair Před rokem +3282

    can we appreciate grandma deb for being so GORGEOUS??? like its not fair girl

  • @kooklietsnamtiddies6797
    @kooklietsnamtiddies6797 Před 7 měsíci +807

    This reminds me of when i confessed to my crush and he went " i know " in the most nonchalant way possible and i was awkwardly standing there like 🧍
    I was prepared even for a no but that reaction completely caught me off guard 😭😊

    • @aavsvn
      @aavsvn Před 5 měsíci +54

      NO CUZ WHYYY WOULD HE SAY THAT

    • @Star_shrooom
      @Star_shrooom Před 4 měsíci +45

      WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT TO YOU😭
      that's not even a proper response smh

    • @wellbealriiight.8227
      @wellbealriiight.8227 Před 3 měsíci +21

      But what did he say afterwards?? Like?

    • @kiaheat1920
      @kiaheat1920 Před 3 měsíci +10

      A yes?

    • @ExzaktVid
      @ExzaktVid Před 2 měsíci +5

      Im a man, if i knew I would say the same thing ngl. Why is that so crazy to you?

  • @alexao208
    @alexao208 Před rokem +1910

    There’s a kid in one of my classes that had the last name “bussy” and it took thoughts, prayers, and force of nature to keep me from busting out laughing in the teacher face every time he took roll call. It makes me think of you Grammy deb!!1! 🤞🥰

    • @LyviaIsSoSwaggy
      @LyviaIsSoSwaggy Před rokem +112

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY ASF

    • @MoonsSoul
      @MoonsSoul Před rokem +173

      DANGGGG idk if the last name is a flex or a freeway to getting bullied

    • @ObeyLucifer
      @ObeyLucifer Před rokem +48

      SOBBING

    • @calebhamlett
      @calebhamlett Před rokem +170

      “is *BUSSY* here?”

    • @nickistheblueprint
      @nickistheblueprint Před rokem +131

      I WOULD ROCK MY PARENTS IF THAT WAS MY NAME 😭😭😭😭
      BUSSY?!?

  • @ariahazelwood3842
    @ariahazelwood3842 Před rokem +2184

    I KNOW Deb was so proud of herself for that ad placement, she was about to pop with her own cleverness 😂 love this queen

    • @1EmuFan
      @1EmuFan Před rokem +3

      Ik this is basically what everyone does, but theres 1.1k l8kes and it doesnt feel right to not have a reply
      I agree btw lol

    • @followthestarss
      @followthestarss Před rokem +1

      FRRRR

  • @PLSdontTAKEanythingIsaySRSLY
    @PLSdontTAKEanythingIsaySRSLY Před 7 měsíci +684

    OH HELL NAWH- THE FLIPPING ONE WITH VINCENT-
    Holy shiz i think this is the most like iv gotten in a long ol time
    😮

  • @debsmikle
    @debsmikle  Před rokem +5099

    when do y'all start school...😳

  • @epice5452
    @epice5452 Před rokem +16362

    Imagine that you just shared your deepest trauma with the internet and Deb used it as a transition to today’s sponsor 💀
    Edit: Imma be that person, but thank you for all the likes! It's cool to win something for once :0

  • @Kathryn012
    @Kathryn012 Před 11 měsíci +2356

    Speaking of English teachers, my 59 year old English teacher was obsessed with a boy in my grade( keep in mind we were 12 at the time), it was fine at first she would just constantly comment on how amazing he is , he was kinda the teachers pet, but one day she literally said, “I don’t know why no one is dating him, if I was y’all’s age I would totally date him”. I don’t know if I’m reading into it too much, but she just seems weirdly obsessed.

    • @waitingforlily
      @waitingforlily Před 11 měsíci +322

      THATS WEIRD- 😭

    • @sunnygirl7669
      @sunnygirl7669 Před 11 měsíci +134

      LMAO WHAT

    • @bootychomper-ej9qt
      @bootychomper-ej9qt Před 11 měsíci

      “weirdly obsessed” SHES A PEDO.

    • @kusuosaiki8966
      @kusuosaiki8966 Před 11 měsíci +169

      Yhhh- no, thats really weird 🤢

    • @Eaten_squid_cake
      @Eaten_squid_cake Před 11 měsíci +214

      “I don’t know if I’m reading into this too much😞” NO SHE LITERALLY SAID SHED DATE HIM LIKE WAS THIS TEACHER COLLEN BALLINGER😭

  • @user-nc5bl7rb9o
    @user-nc5bl7rb9o Před 7 měsíci +257

    Im sorry the bully story had me feeling all sorts of emotions, I'm actually scarred ☠️☠️

  • @calliopecreates
    @calliopecreates Před rokem +6660

    Let’s all thank grandma for traumatizing herself for our sins 🥰🥰🥰

  • @orxnge-juice
    @orxnge-juice Před rokem +2733

    As an Irish person I will gladly put my confession forward so you can show off your accent to the world 🫡
    Love u grandma ❤️❤️❤️

  • @pxsbie7006
    @pxsbie7006 Před rokem +1146

    i love how she made her drawings more obvious 😭😭 don’t worry deb people can just be oblivious and not understand the drawings but i always have☺💞

    • @moshroomba
      @moshroomba Před rokem +42

      no fr, it's always been related to the next story and I didn't think people didn't know that bc it was obvious 😭

    • @flonny1340
      @flonny1340 Před 11 měsíci +1

      IM JUST SLOW PROMISE 🙏

  • @user-lw1nn6er1u
    @user-lw1nn6er1u Před 4 měsíci +209

    Cam: and I saw a person recording me in the bathroo-
    Granny Deb: AND that is why I want to take the time to talk about today’s sponsor Betterhelp-

  • @cadablue2531
    @cadablue2531 Před rokem +2509

    25:34 I NEED MORE CONTENT OF CALEB 🤭🤭🤭

  • @e.ch5tsk_491
    @e.ch5tsk_491 Před rokem +1404

    actually, as crazy as it is, in my high school we once were not allowed to go to the bathroom at ALL. and when we asked what should we do when we are on our period, our teachers AND the school administration said we had to provide a note from the doctor 💀💀 idk what’s up with these teachers lol

    • @anaya6029
      @anaya6029 Před rokem +203

      that’s so insane especially knowing their had to be women teachers who could’ve advocated😭😭. like that has to be illegal omgg.

    • @e.ch5tsk_491
      @e.ch5tsk_491 Před rokem +81

      @@anaya6029 they WERE women, yeah…i just couldn’t believe them saying this it’s so crazy

    • @dianagalstyan6389
      @dianagalstyan6389 Před rokem +48

      Bro imagine needing to go to the doctor to get a note for something you alr know abt…also i bet the women teachers didnt get angry abt that bc THEY got bathroom breaks..in my school the teachers think we can use the restroom within passing period WHICH IS 5 MINUTES i get so pissed when teachers say “you should’ve gone during passing period” like be for real the other day I heard a teacher next door as my teacher if she can watch his class so he can use the restroom and he says “i didnt have enough time during passing period” and my teacher goes “yeah” LIKE BITCH DIDNT U JUST TELL ME I CANT GO?!? HOW DO U THINK I CAN GO IN 5 MINS IF HE CANT?!!? Plus periods.

    • @e.ch5tsk_491
      @e.ch5tsk_491 Před rokem +25

      @@dianagalstyan6389 oh our teachers also told us we should use the bathroom during break times but we told them we can’t control when we need to use the bathroom and they told us we should learn how to or hold it in 💀💀💀 they really didn’t care abt students biological needs and weren’t even trying to hide it

    • @dianagalstyan6389
      @dianagalstyan6389 Před rokem

      @@e.ch5tsk_491 HELP IM DEAD RN holding in ur pee can have serious effects on ur bladder they taught that to us a couple years back yet still continue to not let us go..?

  • @grwm37
    @grwm37 Před 9 měsíci +1292

    20:05 she went through 5 stages of grief 😭

  • @ItsJustAshe
    @ItsJustAshe Před 6 měsíci +106

    Deb saying “I’d take a week off” a few times honestly makes me feel better because I’m having a tough time in school rn and stuff happened with this one guy but it’s mostly the fact that I quit doing something I loved (he was like the last trigger for that) and I don’t wanna go back and I keep skipping and my mom keeps being mad at me for repeatedly asking her to let me leave so just knowing I’m not feeling alone in wanting to avoid my problems is so nice

  • @CjAlly
    @CjAlly Před 9 měsíci +796

    18:20 saying hopefully he doesn’t watch this cause he gonna know it’s me, but then name dropping and saying hit me up lol

    • @studyonly9994
      @studyonly9994 Před 7 měsíci +4

      What does hit me up? Mean

    • @someonewho
      @someonewho Před 6 měsíci

      @@studyonly9994it means to talk to/message someone

    • @pallascatlover
      @pallascatlover Před 6 měsíci +47

      ​@@studyonly9994 it's an expression to say "call me", meaning "let's talk again"

    • @studyonly9994
      @studyonly9994 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@pallascatlover oh okay! Tnx u

    • @emmaa_grace
      @emmaa_grace Před 6 měsíci +1

      THAT WAS YOU LOL

  • @lizziedavid7545
    @lizziedavid7545 Před rokem +527

    we had this one maths teacher that accused a girl of 'subconsiously distracting everyone else in the class because of her south american heritage' and another time when she told a girl she didn't deserve an education bc she was talking when we were doing worksheets. Apparently there was a teacher at the school who also used to throw bibles at kids heads, and then she had to flee to a different country because she was facing assault charges💀💀

    • @sweer1487
      @sweer1487 Před rokem +90

      THROWING BIBLES?????

    • @WEBWlNGS
      @WEBWlNGS Před rokem +39

      IM SORRY???

    • @brownfamily1892
      @brownfamily1892 Před rokem +53

      HELPPP I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL AGAIN 😭😭😭

    • @AlicornHana
      @AlicornHana Před rokem +30

      Damn that math teacher is racist, but glad that other teacher go bye bye because they were using physical assault, hol up, WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DO THE SAME THING AGAIN BUT IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY?

    • @imthebossmermaid3648
      @imthebossmermaid3648 Před rokem +6

      Well that escalated quickly! 😮‍💨

  • @YesIlikebananasSo
    @YesIlikebananasSo Před rokem +234

    19:55 worst possible thing i could’ve heard while drinking orange juice

    • @rubolph1954
      @rubolph1954 Před rokem +24

      THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY GUESSED WHICH CONFESSION U WERE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP

    • @YesIlikebananasSo
      @YesIlikebananasSo Před rokem +5

      @@rubolph1954 😭😭😭

    • @Sd0k1_ALT
      @Sd0k1_ALT Před rokem +2

      LMAOOO

    • @Sd0k1_ALT
      @Sd0k1_ALT Před rokem +3

      HELP THIS COMMENT IS KILLUNG ME

    • @Theartistdee
      @Theartistdee Před 6 měsíci

      @@rubolph1954same

  • @poisxnivi
    @poisxnivi Před 3 měsíci +56

    I remember when I was in 2nd grade, I was in line with my class and we were walking to the cafeteria, one of my classmates (who was behind me) kept asking me who my crush was, and she did NOT stop asking me until I gave her an answer. I gave her a name (we'll call him I) and she left me alone. Tell me why when I sit down at the table he says "D told me you have a crush on me". I started SOBBING. Worst part is that I didn't even like him, I just told D that I did so she would leave me alone 💀

  • @Lara-vo6rp
    @Lara-vo6rp Před rokem +434

    lets all give a warm round of applause for grammy deb for willing to sacrifice her time and energy to tolerate this bs for the sake of our own entertainment.

  • @alopha108
    @alopha108 Před rokem +239

    girl- my school started like two weeks ago and it's already having some issues with the students omg. just recently, we found out that gr 11 students were literally hooking up and "making miracles" inside the bathroom stalls- THERE WERE PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND IT'S LITERALLY SPREADING AROUND THE SCHOOL LIKE WILDFIRE HELP

  • @nazirahkauthar
    @nazirahkauthar Před rokem +410

    I think we all agree that Deb is too pretty to be ambushed by these confessions cause number 10🤦🏾‍♀🤦🏾‍♀😭

  • @Messxnger-td4rm
    @Messxnger-td4rm Před 4 měsíci +57

    "This is useless without the tip"
    Me: 👀
    Debussy: 👁👄👁

    • @petra_eq
      @petra_eq Před 21 dnem

      STOP IDK WHY I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

  • @szweetsztuff
    @szweetsztuff Před 7 měsíci +304

    #10 is a prime example of why i am asexual

  • @INNEX_EXINN_hehe
    @INNEX_EXINN_hehe Před rokem +938

    Because there’s isn’t no chapters, here are the timestamps cuz I like to skip to my faves:
    1:40 first confession
    2:20 second confession
    4:58 third confession
    6:37 fourth confession
    9:49 fifth confession
    11:38 sixth confession
    13:46 seventh confession
    14:45 eighth confession
    16:21 ninth confession
    18:08 tenth confession
    21:10 eleventh confession

    • @nev2x
      @nev2x Před rokem +18

      thank you babes ‼️‼️‼️

    • @jsems
      @jsems Před rokem +15

      THANK U

    • @wintersui
      @wintersui Před 10 měsíci +4

      thanks

  • @CheymaaBoukerche
    @CheymaaBoukerche Před rokem +464

    Some of the confessions are seriously TRAUMATIC and deb was being so calm about them. I love her vids and she is GORGEOUS! 💕

    • @ojaymami
      @ojaymami Před rokem +1

      she has acquired too much experience 😭

  • @go_kitty_go_kitty_go
    @go_kitty_go_kitty_go Před 6 měsíci +47

    One of my teachers in like 2nd-3rd grade made up an imaginary friend named Boris and told everyone that he was always sitting in the corner but invisible.
    When we would disturb class he would pretend to beat the frickity frack out of Boris
    We were all reeaalll quiet those years

  • @Mwah-Mwah
    @Mwah-Mwah Před rokem +760

    As someone who is going back to school tomorrow I am glad that grandma deb is sending her good vibes 💆🏻‍♀️

  • @Fatpigz
    @Fatpigz Před rokem +155

    20:20 WAS WILD ASF LIKE, WHAT WHY ARE YOU DRINKING IT AHHH OMG IM THROWING UP😭-

  • @Shorna_B
    @Shorna_B Před rokem +832

    Being from the UK myself, I can confirm that there are teachers, like that French teacher, who exist in our schools 🤣

    • @whoislaceyy
      @whoislaceyy Před rokem +46

      im convinced all languages teachers are INSANE

    • @mollyabowden
      @mollyabowden Před rokem +19

      ​@@whoislaceyythey really are, of the 7+ language teachers I've had there was only one who wasn't at LEAST a little bit mental

    • @Alici_Evans
      @Alici_Evans Před rokem +22

      @@whoislaceyy My language teacher was great but his life was insane 😭 he had an article in our school newspaper about how he almost died in his home country and stuff

    • @Made_on_marzzz
      @Made_on_marzzz Před rokem +10

      And y’all say American schools are crazy 😭😭😭

    • @whoislaceyy
      @whoislaceyy Před rokem +17

      @@mollyabowden literally, one of my teachers carries around a flask that says ‘tears of my students’😭??

  • @Me_ig_
    @Me_ig_ Před 10 měsíci +825

    “Gaslight girl keep, gateboss”
    Got me dying😭

  • @liadr1920
    @liadr1920 Před rokem +249

    I'M STILL STUNNED BY THE FACT THAT SHE SWALLOWED HIS PEE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED 😭😭😭😭

    • @lucs_7
      @lucs_7 Před 10 měsíci +31

      I literally turned off my phone after that 💀

    • @Fifi4ever
      @Fifi4ever Před měsícem +1

      Ewwwwwww….. I’m dying I’m way too……..minor -ish like how do people just willingly suck someone in school right after you confessed.In the future as a girl I’m going to make them do it first before I do anything and like why did he do that😭💀I’m so disgusted 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮like whyyyyyy

  • @Kai-jz7mg
    @Kai-jz7mg Před rokem +116

    21:05 STOP I AM ACTUALLY NASOUS-

  • @Laila1.0
    @Laila1.0 Před 6 měsíci +27

    People always say big friend groups fall apart fast but I’ve been in a friend group of 5 for the past 3 years and though we have been through some things, we’re still standing💪

  • @meganakumar4285
    @meganakumar4285 Před rokem +717

    okay storytime 😍😍
    I was volunteering at my high school leading sixth graders around and trying to convince them it was worth it. tell me why this experience actually traumatized ME and not THEM. First, we went to the chem classroom and we did an experiment with coffee filters, markers, and water. They were supposed to be doing the experiment and us guides were supposed to be watching, but then one of the freshmen leading the experiment gave me a coffee filter and told me that "I shouldn't feel left out" bc she thought I was an elementary schooler 😀😀😀 (I was a junior but I did it anyway bc I have no shame.) We leave the chem classroom, head to the biology one, look under some microscopes, and i somehow manage to herd my group into the cafeteria despite THE TEACHER and one of the students getting lost because of a forgotten lunchbox. They ended up at the nurse's office, which is all the way on the other side of the school. We walk into the cafeteria, and they all grab their lunches. I sit down at a table and lean on my sign like a tired war veteran. I try to sneak a power nap in the 30 minutes they have for lunch, but I fail miserably bc it somehow slipped my mind that there were 40 sixth graders who sounded like a chorus of squeaking fire hydrants in the room with me. Lunch is over, I grab my sign, stand up, and usher my group over to me. The kid who got lost near the nurse's office quietly comes to the front, and I notice he isn't holding anything in his hands. Where's your lunch box, I ask. Maybe he wanted to eat the school lunch instead, my brain logically supplied. Maybe he left it back at his seat, another brain cell chimed in.
    "It's in the trash can," he said.
    Wait what? I thought. "Wait, what?" I said.
    "It's in the trash can," he said, enunciating every word. He looked at me patiently. My jaw was hanging on the floor like it had apple bottom jeans.
    "Bro," I said, with my head in my hands. "Did you throw your entire lunchbox away?" he looked at me like I was crazy and nodded his head. "Your parents..."
    "I can go get it if you want," he said, and then proceeded to DIVE INTO THE TRASH CAN LIKE HE WAS MICHAEL PHELPS WITH HIS FEET HANGING OVER THE SIDE. I screeched like a velociraptor. His teacher screeched like a velociraptor. Basically, there was a lot of screeching and I'm pretty sure the bats outside thought we were echolocating or some shit.
    "GIANPIERRO," his teacher yells. "GIIIIANNNNPIEERROOO NOOOOO!" At this point I fully lost any ounce of maturity and any shits I had left to give. I transitioned from screeching velociraptor to honking duck. He ended up jumping out and telling us his lunchbox was lost to fate. The rest of the tour was pretty uneventful, but I'm just mindful every time I see a public trashcan as if his lunchbox will appear inside.
    ALSO LOVE YOU GRANDMA DEBS YOU WERE THE REASON I GOT GOOD SCORES ON MY APS

  • @melissa.59
    @melissa.59 Před rokem +120

    20:57 THE WAY I CHOCKED ON MY WATER BCS OF THAT DESCRIPTION WHAT

    • @Ixtab_2024
      @Ixtab_2024 Před 11 měsíci +10

      YOU CHOCKED ON WATER!?!?! I CHOCKED ON MY EXISTENCE 💀💀😭😭😭….!

    • @sharky.beache
      @sharky.beache Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@Ixtab_2024YOU CHOKED ON UR EXISTENTS? I CHOKED ON MY TABLE 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭

    • @hafiza5799
      @hafiza5799 Před 2 měsíci

      @@sharky.beacheYOU CHOCKED ON A TABLE?!?!?! I CHOCKED ON A MICROWAVE 🎀🎀

    • @hadassa10121
      @hadassa10121 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@hafiza5799YOU CHOCKED ON A MICROWAVE?!?!?!!!!!!!?????? I CHOCKED ON MY WHOLE TABLET💀💀😭😭🎀🎀

    • @sharky.beache
      @sharky.beache Před měsícem

      @@hadassa10121GIRL THATS WHAT I SAID-

  • @Ð3ÄÐ_4ÈVR
    @Ð3ÄÐ_4ÈVR Před rokem +889

    Can we appreciate how adorable Deb's drawing are tho :)

  • @DingleMcHoppernoodle
    @DingleMcHoppernoodle Před 5 měsíci +17

    i told my friend to tell my crush that i liked him. my crush walked up to me and went “(REDACTED) do u really like me?” and i was like, “yes 😍💅🏻✨🐚” and he said “WHAT”.
    and in the next day he had the absolute AUDACITY to tell everyone i liked him. 3 years later, im still mad at him for it. (we dont talk anymore btw)

  • @holly9762
    @holly9762 Před rokem +492

    A school confession of mine is from when I was in 10th grade and we had a specialist in for sex education where we basically watched slide shows and did activities all day to basically work past some of the stigmas around the topics that come up in sex ed. At the end we could write anonymous questions and pop them in a box to get read out to the class and answered. I felt comfortable so I asked a question about polyamory, but I didn't know it had a name at the time so I just described it.
    The teacher read it out to the class, and it was the only question that she audibly laughed at and prompted the whole room for 50+ female students to also laugh and called my question stupid. The most embarrassed I have ever been in my life, so I never told any of my friends. My gay ass didn't belong in a catholic school 🥲

    • @ilovetumymy
      @ilovetumymy Před rokem +10

      @@worm555POIPYY

    • @bookbutterfly6613
      @bookbutterfly6613 Před rokem +109

      NAH NAH SIMILAR STORY I’m also in a catholic school where we had a “sex ed” talk over zoom one day (it was during Covid) and the social worker (who was catholic as well) just kept talking about how abortion is bad, contraceptive is bad, the only contraceptive you need is “family planning” instead of actually teaching us about safe sex. By the end there was a Q&A session and the social worker was absolutely BOMBARDED with questions attacking her viewpoints. It was glorious. People asked about stuff like STDs from not using protection, homosexuality, trans people, asexuals, infertile women etc (bc part of catholic belief is sex has to be for procreation not just pleasure) and at one point when the social worker said some people dislike sex because of trauma a girl straight up turns on her mic and confronts her saying asexual people are valid and not necessarily caused by sexual trauma. Needless to say the Q&A session was the most entertaining part of the talk.

    • @digitalreko
      @digitalreko Před rokem

      @@bookbutterfly6613that is so real oh my lorddd /gen /pos

    • @LaGrandeWifi
      @LaGrandeWifi Před 11 měsíci

      @@worm555pOopPy😭😭

    • @bootychomper-ej9qt
      @bootychomper-ej9qt Před 11 měsíci +21

      @@bookbutterfly6613W students

  • @nawieee9603
    @nawieee9603 Před rokem +642

    Omg the pee drinking confession and deb shipping them had me dead like , GURL BYE!

    • @nawieee9603
      @nawieee9603 Před rokem +12

      Gurl I will always fold for you and my teachers lol 😝

    • @user-gx5rj8ch7b
      @user-gx5rj8ch7b Před 8 měsíci +1

      🫣

    • @D34TH4_ME
      @D34TH4_ME Před 7 měsíci +10

      THAT WAS LITERALLY THE 2nd WORST THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! 😭😭😭😭💀

    • @niwdE25
      @niwdE25 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@D34TH4_MEWHATS THE FIRST?

    • @D34TH4_ME
      @D34TH4_ME Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@niwdE25 erm

  • @avitalkeeley22
    @avitalkeeley22 Před rokem +430

    Deb wants someone to say "come with me" because it's the OPPOSITE of how guys run away from her when she says she has a crush

    • @bootychomper-ej9qt
      @bootychomper-ej9qt Před 11 měsíci +43

      HEELLPP U DID NOT DO HER LIKE THAAT 😭😭😭

    • @Tia_11115
      @Tia_11115 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Tbh it’s kinda the same for me😭

  • @SOPHIE_LUVS_YOUU
    @SOPHIE_LUVS_YOUU Před 5 měsíci +19

    Random but when I was in yr10 we had a non-school uniform day, and my sister (yr10 too) decided it would be a great idea to dress up as the Lorax…
    She had used orange paint instead of face paint, it was stained for a week and a half. Also she had a nickname the entire time she was there, ✨Daddy Lorax✨.

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 Před rokem +111

    22:04 Y'all are legit out here living in a wattpad novel, art truly does follow life.

  • @vivianarickert8230
    @vivianarickert8230 Před rokem +155

    one thing I don't mind sharing with the world publicly was in 8th grade during virtual learning, for a language arts writing assignment where I had to write a creative story, I took a fanfiction I liked at the time, changed the names and pronouns of the characters, and turned it in LMAOOOO

    • @halcyon63
      @halcyon63 Před rokem +11

      oh my god did they catch you?? what did your teacher say???

    • @vivianarickert8230
      @vivianarickert8230 Před rokem +24

      @@halcyon63 I never told her and I was never caught lol

    • @flonny1340
      @flonny1340 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Omg what did you get as a grade???

  • @happy.little.avocado9806
    @happy.little.avocado9806 Před rokem +316

    Deb's drawings are getting better with every confessions video. 😍

    • @blisshwa
      @blisshwa Před rokem +5

      no cuz y r they literally good 😭😭

  • @wethu_kn
    @wethu_kn Před 5 měsíci +64

    22:40 I low-key believe her bc me and my friends had this crush not really but he was a finnnnnnneeeeeeeee history teacher and one time in class he said something about the ring of fire being hot and she whispered u areeeeee😭😭😭😭😭so basically the whole class heard and he heard and till this day he treats her differently in that way ykyk😭😭I low-key wish it was me

    • @electronicmusicluvrr
      @electronicmusicluvrr Před 4 měsíci +25

      ERM, THE SPECIFICS IN DETAILS IS CRUCIAL. WERE YALL MINORS?? HOW DID HE TREAT UR FRIEND???

    • @Ms.Chocolatine
      @Ms.Chocolatine Před 3 měsíci +3

      OMG 🙀🙀🙀🙀😰

    • @moon_rose_xx
      @moon_rose_xx Před 2 měsíci +4

      OH HELL NOOO I MEAN YOU DO YOU (EVEN THO ITS LIKE ACTUALLY ILLEGAL :)) BUT THIS IS WHY IM AROACE

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Wait wait wait wait wait girlie pop you gotta tell us how he treats your friend now cause if he's acting illegal then 🚨 🚨 🚨

    • @wethu_kn
      @wethu_kn Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@electronicmusicluvrr if u consider me being 12 and my friend 13 minors then yes we definitely are

  • @Thatscrazy__
    @Thatscrazy__ Před rokem +100

    20:02 this reaction was so me 😭

  • @seanmahoney439
    @seanmahoney439 Před rokem +71

    When I was in 8th grade and a closeted gay guy at the time, a girl asked me out on a date and I panicked and said “I would love to go out with you, but I’d really rather just stay home and do nothing.” And I walked away 💀

  • @studdednightsky
    @studdednightsky Před rokem +164

    The way people are so willing to share stories about their digestive system will always baffle me 😭😭

  • @princessmystreetofficial
    @princessmystreetofficial Před 5 měsíci +3

    these 30 minutes of stuff got my jaw dropped, got me giggling, man I went through every emotion in this 😭 🤚🏻 AND THE SONG LYRICS BYE

  • @literally-nobody
    @literally-nobody Před rokem +221

    I love that's she's making longer videos because 15 minutes of her just isn't enough

  • @Mshrome
    @Mshrome Před 10 měsíci +175

    "Its useless without the tip" is craaazy bro💀

    • @anonymous78490
      @anonymous78490 Před 4 měsíci +12

      I-I-I-I-I-I-I BE POPPING BOTTLES

    • @yoshi9046
      @yoshi9046 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@anonymous78490SPARKING CHAMPAGNE 🗣️

    • @anonymous78490
      @anonymous78490 Před 3 měsíci

      @@yoshi9046 VIP MY SECTION

  • @jenmiranda13
    @jenmiranda13 Před rokem +265

    The gurgling bathroom one is crazy. At first I thought the girl was throwing up in the bathroom and in her panic she grabbed the person's ankle...
    But now I think it's something else 😅

    • @uff069
      @uff069 Před 9 měsíci +26

      Now, as in after hearing the pee thing? 😂

    • @lemondrop-fn1el
      @lemondrop-fn1el Před 7 měsíci +1

      Did no-one hear the gaslight, girlkeep, gateboss? It's in confession 5 lmao

    • @dudeperson7858
      @dudeperson7858 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I thought the girl was about to have diarrhea. And her stomach was gurgling loudly.

  • @cortneymitchell5225
    @cortneymitchell5225 Před 5 měsíci +26

    Confession, so in 4th grade me & my crush were in the classroom alone at the end of the day (keep in mind he's the teachers son) I confessed my feelings right then and there, and he straight up gave me the BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE AND THEN IGNORED ME LIKE HELLLLPPPPPP

    • @UrFav_Editor8
      @UrFav_Editor8 Před 2 měsíci

      Girl you were in 4th grare what did you expect? Litterally was like 9?

    • @cortneymitchell5225
      @cortneymitchell5225 Před 2 měsíci

      @@UrFav_Editor8 yeah I'm older now and looking back on this is kinda hilarious lol

    • @UrFav_Editor8
      @UrFav_Editor8 Před 2 měsíci

      @@cortneymitchell5225 lol I think we all did stupid stuff when we were in elementary school!

    • @cortneymitchell5225
      @cortneymitchell5225 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@UrFav_Editor8 true

    • @UrFav_Editor8
      @UrFav_Editor8 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@UvaVerde12 Lolll!

  • @hopperskid381
    @hopperskid381 Před rokem +80

    19:24 ....guys I can't finish this😭 GURL NOOOOO☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

  • @BLXCKP3ARLC00KIE
    @BLXCKP3ARLC00KIE Před rokem +55

    "Sometimes delulu isn't the solulu" THAT TOOK ME OUTTTTT 😭😭😭

  • @lilyevens545
    @lilyevens545 Před rokem +47

    im an "irish lassie"

  • @EdibleTrain
    @EdibleTrain Před 2 měsíci +4

    I live in Ireland & in my primary school a NINE YEAR OLD brought a knife to school, FOUR TIMES!! He couldn't get expelled because my school couldn't find another school for him to go to. Also the amount of times kids brought cigarettes to school was crazy & one kid apparently brought in a joint. This school is considered one of the better ones by the way.

  • @blessed637
    @blessed637 Před 11 měsíci +104

    “It pisses me awf” words of advice from deb ✨✨✨

  • @Jam13MF
    @Jam13MF Před rokem +96

    10:09 "Gaslight girlkeep gateboss" 💀💀

  • @Velvet62211
    @Velvet62211 Před rokem +217

    “Stop folding for teachers” believe me Granny Debby, if I could I would but- 😩🤚

    • @_lyric23
      @_lyric23 Před rokem +10

      Fr it's so hard

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Před rokem +62

      Teachers are crusty af wdym 💀

    • @Velvet62211
      @Velvet62211 Před rokem +31

      @@puppydogs68 most are but there’s always that ONE, THAT ONE TEACHER 😩🤚

    • @shiroi7885
      @shiroi7885 Před rokem +10

      ​@@Velvet62211 That ONE teacher, hits like a damn TRUCK😳

    • @chelseaxoxo784
      @chelseaxoxo784 Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂

  • @nicolejones3686
    @nicolejones3686 Před měsícem +7

    Well I learned something today 😶
    Don't watch confessional videos while eating because some of these confessions can get really unhinged and could get you get something like the "bully" story 🤢

  • @-alzria-1705
    @-alzria-1705 Před rokem +73

    “Sometimes delulu, isn’t always the sululu.”
    Deb- 2023

  • @maylin_937
    @maylin_937 Před rokem +61

    15:26 the way I nearly chocked while drinking some water 😭😭

  • @Velvet62211
    @Velvet62211 Před rokem +97

    “Sometimes delulu isn’t always the solulu
    - Deb 2023

  • @BillieEilishfan794
    @BillieEilishfan794 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Your so sweet and kind and you weren't making fun of anyone for their confessions or anything which was really nice. You are very beautiful too. I'll be subbing. ❤

  • @TN-mo2nu
    @TN-mo2nu Před rokem +108

    I actually love the pictures grandma draws for each confession it makes them more ✨special✨

  • @stariaaaa
    @stariaaaa Před rokem +123

    IM CRYING DEB PLEASE DO A PART 2 🙏🙏

  • @Theokii
    @Theokii Před rokem +258

    Always a good day when granny Deb uploads😋

  • @KAZam_1
    @KAZam_1 Před 5 měsíci +4

    the "oh okay" response from the guy (9:58) is honestly FELT. i do that type of thing 😭

  • @notzoeni
    @notzoeni Před rokem +8

    OMGG i shouldve added this as a confession but like one time in 4th grade i asked my crush for his phone number and he straight up said he didnt need it 💀💀 and then he told me to get rid of the not bc the teacher was coming 😭😭✋

  • @masetheace54321
    @masetheace54321 Před rokem +40

    "this is useless without the tip" grandma deb quote of the year

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 Před rokem +85

    "Sometimes delulu.... Isn't the solulu." Thank you for this quote grandma Debussy. I will be using this in everyday conversations 😍😋

  • @TaoT-T
    @TaoT-T Před 3 měsíci +7

    I have two confessions:
    1. Two seniors at my school got caught doing the deed in an eighth grade classroom while the class was outside doing PE. From what I've heard they were doing their activities on the teacher's desk and evidence of it was there. The school started installing a bunch of cameras in and around classrooms after that.
    2. Saw two kids from my grade viciously making out in a classroom. Like face in face, spit swapping and all. I know these two very well btw and people were just walking into the classroom as if it happened so often that it didn't matter. To this day, I don't think they know that I know.

  • @emmathelovewitch
    @emmathelovewitch Před rokem +85

    deb is somehow my discomfort and comfort youtuber

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 Před rokem +53

    14:50 The illustration alone tells me that this confession will be HORRRIBLE 😭😭

  • @ella12458udidudidis
    @ella12458udidudidis Před rokem +57

    The fact that this woman came out with the best advice known to man kind on how to make friends and I’m sitting here at school ON MY OWN made my Christmas 💀

  • @Vflower.Vocaloid
    @Vflower.Vocaloid Před 6 měsíci +4

    6:24 this made me chuckle ngl 💀😭

  • @lalisagrande
    @lalisagrande Před rokem +84

    3:15 THE TRANSITION FROM SHITTING AT SCHOOL CONFESSION TO THE BETTERHELP ADD IS TAKING ME OUT

  • @bang3263
    @bang3263 Před rokem +66

    19:30 confession was FKING HELLBENT 😭😭😭😭 BYE-

  • @kateplayz2735
    @kateplayz2735 Před rokem +116

    8:17 deb u a lil naughty 💀 🤏

  • @etherval_40
    @etherval_40 Před 6 měsíci +5

    19:45 HAD ME IN TEARS OMG IM DEAD

  • @heiressananiah8788
    @heiressananiah8788 Před 11 měsíci +65

    I love grandma Deb’s drawings. They set the vibe for the confessions frfr

  • @sharanjeetkaur4564
    @sharanjeetkaur4564 Před rokem +108

    granny deb sacrificing her sanity for us is so selfless

  • @dhritisingh6975
    @dhritisingh6975 Před rokem +153

    Okay but those drawings are low key good. They're always giving visionary vibes 🖼 🎨

  • @nightshade897
    @nightshade897 Před 3 měsíci +3

    As a guy from Britain, I didn't realise having upset stomachs was this common for other people.... I also don't remember being rejected ever so I guess I've never had a canon event :(

  • @xo.jazika
    @xo.jazika Před rokem +83

    18:36 she really living that Y/N life 😭