Ep. 2.5 I drink because I'm old! Get off my property!

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Welcome back to another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Your hosts Toni, Andi, and Angi embark on a food drunk stream of consciousness after having lunch at (1) Ooh Wee Latrece in Mesquite, TX. If you are in the area, please stop by and patronize this small business. The food is LEGIT legit! At the beginning of the show, Toni tries to make a point about (2) Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point" and, once again, loses her train of thought. Maybe one day she'll get it together, maybe she won't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Angi talks about drinking and the privileges of getting old and yelling for people to get off her property. Have you ever had a pew pew pulled on you? Andi has...twice! (3) And as it so happens, there ARE actually more pew pews in the U.S. than people. Our kids can't play at your house if you are out here being willy nilly with your blamys. Sorry, not sorry. Toni recounts how she flogged one of her movers and considers buying stock in Goody or BC powder. We wrap up the show with a story on a Massachusetts teacher out here being r*cist af.
(4) AT THE TIME OF EMANCIPATION, THE TOTAL WORTH OF SLAVES WAS CLOSE TO 13 TRILLION 2020 DOLLARS.
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