These GTA 5 Races MADE US LOSE OUR MINDS
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Best racists imo
I only like watching them on certain races tho. Some races just aren’t as good.
This is the most I've ever been into GTA Races ever since I first started watching these kind of videos 6 years ago when SMii7Y did the windmill pranks with Scotty, Marcel, and Cr- I mean He Who Must Not Be Named.
as a black man, I agree
Lmao 😂
They’re the only good racists LOL
That's where you're wrong, Blarg. Over 90% of this groups fan base would EASILY click on a video titled "GTA Backshots"😂😂
Lmao why you gotta call us out like that 😂
cuz its true@@HowieRaps
I literally just clicked on a video titled "Backshot Roulette"
Yumi is losing it more and more every video. The man is on edge and it's just getting funnier.
You know its going to be good when you aren't sure what's happening within a minute of watching...
Make that 5 miutes
@@pansyjoe5595 make that 10 minutes
Make that 42 minutes
I watched the entire thing and i'm convinced it was a drug-induced hallucination
Make that the first 30 seconds
Tip for blarg: the submarine that you bought unlocks the best heist in the game and probably would be chaotic if playing with friends
Bold of you assuming he reads comments
@@M0unty-lv9csRight, send a pipebomb to Blarg's house in order to encourage him to read the comment
"didn't ask"
@@M0unty-lv9csmost good youtubers read their comments. Just not all of them reply
Incoming video: Cayo Spederico
So glad yumi has a channel so he can document his slow decent into torrettes mixed with schizophrenia
It's glorious
Torrettophrenia
@@brziperiod torrettopherenia, me when I hallucinate a family of car people
@@PequenoPipo lol
is this a joke or does he actually have torrettes syndrome and schizophrenia?
23:51 - "I love that Grizzy sees a picture of a dead turtle and says "Y'all racin' already?"."
Grizzy being Grizzy 😂...
Yumi’s whole bit starting from him turning before he DNF’d at 39:49 was absolutely golden, Yumi with a bandana flying towards you from above at supersonic speed but in a slow motion cutscene saying “Wassup gangsta, I’m a crip” in a quiet voice while giving Tupac backshots
I like the fact they saw the corpse of a deceased turtle yet they emphasize the fly that's just chilling on it's carcas instead.
I like how blarg just accidentally buys the requirement for the cayo preico heist after the combined brainpower of the goons were only able to get to a rock off the shore.
The one thing that I've learned from this video is to NOT let Blarg be the getaway driver, bro couldn't pullout of a driveway. lol
Blarg trying to figure out the ramp to the wall runs drives me insane..
This was fucking hilarious, please blarg never leave this group through hell or high water. There is something magical here man.
Matt when you scream in anyway whether it's you getting mad or out of excitement, you make my day every time! You remind me of Tyler whenever you scream!
Knowing that Matt donates 30$ monthly to help people with cleft lips honestly warms my heart.
I had no idea that's pretty epic
He may do the dark humor heehee haahaas but man is a nice dude besides that. Man did get a degree in automotive engineering so he could totally start Frog Motors
@@brziperiodthat would be cool if he started a car company
Yumi is the human equivalent of a fever dream
First It was frogs in his pool now turtles under his garage door, next it'll be lizards on his grill
This is one of the most braindead Gta video I’ve seen in a while, Also glad to see trippy get involved in the chaos!
The helium disappeared with the 11 billion crabs
It's actually impressive that they manage to make content just by talking about random things while playing something.. and I gladly enjoy it
28:23 Yumi turned into Mr. Crocker lmao
Bold of Blarg to assume the boys ever had sane minds to begin with
Love your profile pic, I love me some Heisenberg
You kinda remind of my friend, Walter White :)
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@@Music_Medium Don't start this with me
@@LiamDeege what? don’t want the truth?
Watching blarg fail on that ramp to wall jump was so frustrating.
Edit: omg the other race has another jump like the other. How does blarg not comprehend you hit the jump right in the middle. He keeps riding up the highest point. Omg he got it finally.
Live commentary
@@pokeryea i was losing it watching him.🤣🤣
Let's go, more GTA races
Blarg buys a submarine, then runs all the way uphill to his garage…
I love it when everyone starts up random conversations that just make you laugh instantly xD
1:47 "must've been Clara" 😂
8:57 That noise means a mod bot entered the lobby and is advertising their scam. Usually CashLounge or some bs.
29:00 easily the best part of the video.
Every time blarg posts I prepair myself to laugh for the entire video
How?
My favorite piece of Blarg lore is that he sends money to a charity for people with clef lips & has for 2 years and has 2 key-chains to show for it
im really upset i didnt get to see soup's dead turtle
or also known as; *The Soup Turtle*
14:06 for anyone wondering why that is a big deal, helium is used in many scientific fields, medicine, manufacturing for complex technologies, exploring space, and many more
@@youknowitbetter1020 Beware of the matress your putrid body will lay on this night.
Wasn't the actual problem about some big helium reserve being fully depleted a few years ago?
It's less like a global shortage, and more like a "shit, now we have to go somewhere else to get more", right?
"Turtles are the special-class of the jungle" 😂
It is also funny that the boys focused on "the jungle" part. "Jungle" can refer to "uncivilized/undeveloped/wild land", such as in the case of "a Lion is the king of the jungle" even though a lion lives in the open savanah, it is the jungle bc it is untamed nature; regardless of the amount of trees and vines.
I don’t know how u guys can lose ur minds when the goons and Yumi don’t have one
By the end there, i felt transported thru time to a place where ytube gta was the BEST thing on the platform. I havent laughed that hard in a long while guys thanks blarg! Canada represent!!
I couldn't stop laughing when soup mentioned a bulgarian and on top of that to be a bomb thrower. Greetings from Bulgaria
Matt reminds me of someone who would steal children’s toys for money
Soup killed a turtle, I hit a bat with a frying pan. It sounds the same
17:42 best line ever 😂
Literally put any gta 5 gameplay time lapse with this video audio and nothing will change😂😂😂
Another chaotic gta race video. We love the GTA online content blarg keep it up
The grandma thing went on for so long lmao
YUMI WAS SMOKING SOMETHING THAT NOBODY EVEN HEARD OF FOR SURE
brothers on that Bogart Pack from the Boof Dimension *(Blessed by Snoop prior to smoking, of course.)* - got em doing taxes in his sleep just as a reprieve from how goddamn immaculate the waking life is
The second oldest tortoise died in 2006 and was taken home by Darwin nearly 200 years ago.
Tortoises and turtles live a really long fucking time. This one died just a few months before Steve Irwin in his zoo in Australia.
without Helium we cannot operate a lot of machinery that relies on super cooling. I don't understand why we allow it to be wasted on balloons
So glad to see you guys playing with Trippy!
My friend has a cleft lip and was able to pay for a surgery thanks to one of those organizations, so thank you blarg lol
Good day when blarg post
Man I need me a 2lb foaming beef-ish bazooka frfr
Man Yumi scares the fuck outta me. I just checked out his album, and now coming back and seeing this side of him, got straight whiplashed. Blarg a real one for putting up with em 😂
2:59 screw blinker fluid this guy needs some got damn ROUTER FLUID YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
🤣🤣🤣 I can't with these videos too much laughter 🤣🤣🤣
I think I'm losing either my hearing or my mind but Trippy sounds like TheDooo some times. I thought it was TheDooo playing with them until I heard him laugh n then I knew that was Trippy lol 😅🤣
man.. to have bois like this to play games with
Is this really blargs first time encountering *vineboom* x6 "hi guys"
Most definitely one of the funniest Vids Blarg. 😂👌🏾💯
Oh wow, blarg time!!
Clicked for boredness
Stayed for the immaculate banter
Will click again
This may be legitimately the most incoherent video I have ever watched on CZcams in MANY years. I felt like I had some sort of out of body experience with how unintelligible your conversations were. With that said, I do not regret a single moment of it and hope to see more videos like this.
28:23 Why does Yumi sound like the teacher from Fairly Odd Parents?
Brother, I wasn’t ready for that grandma bit bro
This was the hardest I've laughed in ages
13:03 *DUDE NO JOKE THIS KILLED ME*
I used to work with a dude, MAJOR conspiracy theorist. One of those "oh the government is watching us all, they're putting microchips in our brains" type of guys. But this was the one he was very vehement on. Not the moon _landing,_ he genuinely thought the moon was not real. "You're only supposed to see it at night, but how come I can see it during the day, it just doesn't make sense. It's a hologram on a projector."
Not sure if the copious amounts of dope he was smoking had anything to do with it, but dude was off his rocker. Went full psychopath during COVID and got fired for it, for a couple months we thought he might come back and shoot up our store
I was so lost watching this video but 10/10, would watch again
So happy when I saw yum I and soup they bring out the worst in each other and I mean that in the best way possible
Best one yet
"5 and Yes." 😆
Blarg is life
Yoo I want to see this turtle 😭😂
Today we almost lost another legend 😢😢😢 blarg thought of buying a submarine
Blarg really did one grenade on that guy with the launcher like it was easy wtf never seen something so smooth he didn't even acknowledge
why didnt anyone make a TURTLE NECK SHIRT joke when yall were talking about the damn turtle wearing a shirt?! lol
8:53 it sounds like a bombing happening in the background
25:14 my granpa had that cut
37:50 the stars are light years away
this was the wrong video to try and take a sip of my coffee while watching.
I love this group
Amazing video lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:05 *”Siberian Bomb Thrower”* didn’t go over well in 1914, they had to put that shit to *cleep*
7:00 just give the Smitty+ email haha.
I swear to god, Blarg's video footage is the visual representation of someone going autopilot...
You make me laugh on the inside of my body keep up the content
Welp, there goes my braincells
Good stuff my friend
You guys have GOTTA play with Spaceboy as James Randal
YOOOO!!!
Blarg love your vids they’re greap!!
8:54 o ya there was somthing, my sub went nuts like Godzilla was stalking you.
Eattin wings and watching Blarg
Blarg being fr donating to a cleft lip palate association, as someone who has it and went through five surgerys before I was 2 because of it I'm grateful 🙏
You guys so much funny when drunk
At 18:00 I literally got a sea turtles ad, never had that happen
Watching this at 2 am on a Wednesday
damnnn i didn’t know matt was nice at golf 👀
anyone else interested in seeing the turtle😂
We need the turtle pic
love the new backround music
Must of been clara haha 😂 only gs will know
Yumi is amazing in this video!!!!
I sneeze in twos as well lmao
2:17 do you understand the amount of money to make if you had a red rocket
The song coming in at 33:34 is perfect lol