How Poland Accidentally Invaded the Czech Republic
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Poland invading the Czech Republic is probably one of the worst mistakes since someone making a CZcams channel where the only theme is "kinda interesting stuff." I mean, that makes it pretty impossible to decide on topics. What kind of idiot would think that was a good idea?
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I'll make my own bricks video if you don't make your’s
Bricks
Bricks please
^-^
You already did the Nicaragua/Costa Rica conflict in the neighborhoods video.
Poland: accidentally invades Czech Republic
Germany: see it can happen to anyone
Yes, we just wanted to look at your beatiful borders.
"But why did you make a secret contract thing with Russia?"
Just a "coincidence".
"Sure? They are "coincidentally" waiting/admiring at the east side of Poland?"
Oh, I didn't knew that. *cough* good *cough*
(If a Polish guy/girl reads this, have a nice day! And let's all together hate the things that they did. Please have a wonderful day. :D xd
Oh and let's make fun of Germany because they've managed to build a airport for over 10 years, we are truly stupid. Even we think that it sounds like the worst joke ever. Lol)
@@dragonrider4279 *gets blitzkrieged*
"Yeah that Munich Agreement was kinda accidental so..."
XDD
Russia: Ikr!
Ukraine: 💢😃💢
Am Polish, can confirm - Po is roaming through the nights, we live in a constant fear
Which voivodeship are you from? In Pomerania, we've found out that sacrificing a lamb and placing it's innards in the doorway satisfies the Po-beast urges for turning babies into the sun mischief.
Yup, Po is in my city every month
@@Lycz I've heard that in Western-Pomerania they do the same thing except for the heart, they throw it at the western wall of their kitchens
@@knifetheknife Can not confirm. We live in PIS with PO in Western-Pomerania.
better watch out, New York Times or Deutsche Welle might get on this topic and demand sanctions
Poland: *Has around 2k churhces*
also Poland: IIII NEEED IT
Poland has about 10k or more
@@fr0y505 ~11k
I've checked that, about 11k catholic, many more in other denominations
11k
as a polish i can confirm that poland wants more churhces
I have a friend in Sweden who accidently invaded Finland aout 3-4 times over the span of 6 years during military exercise. Each time the Finns found out, and currently he's become a bit of a meme in both his station, and in the station on the other side of the border.
Cap
I’m 69
Swede here. What an odd way to make history lmao
You Know at some Point you'd think he'd figure Out where the Border lies
He should pee on the border so he can recognize the smell of how close he is to the border
To make it even funnier: Poland is one of the most catholic countries is Europe, while the Czech Republic among the most atheist ones. So, there were jokes that Poles just had to go for a crusade to take the church back in the right hands :D
W zasadzie to nie do końca, ochrzczonych ludzi jest chyba 92%, w dodatku nie licząc tych kt{rzy oficjalnie wyszli z ko#cioła, przerzucili się na inny odłam, są ateistami, agnistykami, rodzimowiercami, buddystami, taoistami itd. Bo praktykujących katolików jest tylko 39% i uważam że ustalanie czy ktoś jest katolikiem za pomocą tego czy został ochrzczony jest głupie
ss s huh
@@c.g.5580 You know what i said?
@@beasnoil3139 Pochopil jsem myšlenku
@@beasnoil3139 did you think the traduction I will make in google once I get to my computer will be accurate?
When your country is so religious that it invades the Czech Republic for a church.
yo stop it man, not cool for czechs
As if the Czechs are not religious as well I mean for goodness sake not only did they invent there own religion but also fight off many countries to defend there religion
No joke look up the hussite wars
Y'all i think this was a j o k e
Sounds like a crusade for the holy land to me 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@Newbmann they aren't religious anymore though, around 70% of Czechia's population is atheist
Czech: Hey, you invaded us! Why?
Poland: Territory mistakes and CHURCh.
Czech: Understandable.
...Have a great day (i needed to end this as you maid a mistake)
Czechs probably didn't cared for church, since most Czechs are atheists.
poland: CHURCh
czechia: sure grandma let's get you to bed
@@exaid0556 Czechs aren’t atheists at least most of them are just non believers bt if they were atheists they wouldn’t believe in anything but most of us believe in something supernatural or unnatural but not in the catholic God. So yes we are known as the most atheistic country but it’s not 100% true.
@@cisarvitiate6142 your guys believe in sprits and demons
Me: **read’s the title**
Me: We did what?!
Oh wait I remember this stupid action. Also polish soldiers ware buissy with doing like camp fire xD
Me reading the title: you did what?!
@@I_do_go_down r/boneappletea
Ja tez
Yes, remember 1939? you did invade the czech republic.
Czech republic: **accidentally gets invaded by Poland**
Lichtenstein: first time?
Lmao
Thought the same I mean 1 time ok but 5 times
Well, it's (probably) the first *accidental* time. At least since the Warsaw Pact fell apart. Who knows what happened back then. And let's not talk about 1930s.
Actually we were invaded by poland several times mostly when building nation and before munich
@@MoraFermi they had a dispute about a border town I think in 1919 so yeah they did fight
Hitler was probably like: Why can't I accidentally invade Czechia without everyone hating me.
Lol
I think he did....Poland....was press here to start WW2
@@christianaquilina5434 He did, Part of it in 1938, the rest in early 1939. See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Czechoslovakia . Ti just did not start a world war unlike his later invasion of Poland. Other nations just got angry, issued some sanctions angaint Germany, but did not go to war.
@@svenoliverschafer7917 I meant without nations getting mad
@@kamiilmroz7428 MAN english😡
Neighbours, Central European, Similar flags, Similar languages, Similar history, Similar cultures. But....
Poland: One of the most catholic countries in the World 🇵🇱
Czechia: One of the most atheist countries in the World 🇨🇿
So. Poland: "let's take their church, they won't notice" ⛪
Czechia: "ehmmm?"
Poland: "Accident" 😂
Both: "🇵🇱Kurwa/Kurva🇨🇿"
They didn't notice invasion for two weeks. Churches are in use at least once a week, so...
Underrated comment
*Czechia
@@martinnovak2053 My mistake. Sorry ; ) I'm just used to the *Czech Republic
@Harcacov Czechoslovakia
So nobody is going to talk about that Czech house that suddenly became Polish?
It would be wierd for them to be the only one left to attend the church as (maybe) the polish house residents also went there.
Actually video is a bit wrong, it wasn't that church, it was all about chapel which stands about 500m away, next to bridge upon the river, which is a border.
@@zaerikk9761 Noone'd thought that Czechs have 2 sacral buildings in one village, that is how it happened
One has to wonder if any Czechs there had 1968 flashbacks (when the Soviet Union and most of the Warsaw Pact mass invaded them and did regime change).
The oldest mention of this village is from 1317. Before 1742, the whole village belonged to the Silesian Duchy of Krnov. In 1742, as part of the Wars of the Austrian Succession, the Habsburg dynasty lost most of Silesia. Since 1742, the village was divided into two parts: the Silesian belonged to Prussia and the Moravian to Austria. However, the border here was very complicated, there were several small enclaves and exclaves. After World War II, the original German population was displaced from both sides of the border. And the border was also simplified so that it ran along the axis of the stream.
First, since 1946 the village was settled by new residents from Slovakia and Volhynian Czechs. Subsequently, in 1948, the communist leadership decided to establish a 300m border zone, and the village on the Czechoslovak side was displaced and demolished in 1949-1950. Only the church, the chapel and the two houses (now with numbers 113 a 114) remained. In August 1951, the municipality was formally abolished and joined to the municipality of Slezské Rudoltice. In the late 1950s, some small corrections of the state border were made.
Czechia: 10.5% Catholic
Polish soldiers: DEUS VULT INFIDELS
oh man thats low i think Poland is ~90-something % catholic
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!
@@zeux6634 yeah, the number is probably off but yeah Poland is VERY catholic
@@thethirdsicily4802 i know it from a kahoot quiz so ur propobly right lol
@@zeux6634 oh no I meant the atheist Czech number, you're probably right for poland
Czech: Hey did you just invaded us?
Poland: No.
Czech: OK.
If you write "did", you can't write in past after that.
So it should be: "Hey did you just invade us?"
@@idontgetjokes8093 Polaków to zawsze tylko obchodzi gramatyka a nie co jest napisane.
Understandable, have a nice day
Poland: Wait! Actually, we did
@@siliconsulfide8 xd
Czechia: Hey Poland stop invading me
Poland: Understandable, have a great day
"Sometimes invasions can happen by accident" shows picture of pregnancy test.
rape joke
That was an invasion test.
That was a personal attack
@@starleigh6680 not all unplanned pregnancies are the result of rape
@@LittleApple256 not all unplanned rapes end with pregnancies
Poles when they see a church:
- Hippity hoppity, this holy place is now my property
yep
“CHURCHES FOR THE CHURCH GOD! HOLY THINGS FOR THE HOLINESS THRONE!”
-Mieszko the first’s ghost probably
why u invade us :(
@@1david1r47 I don't know, it sometimes happen... I can't controll it ;(
before they realize it's hussite church :-D
Invading a neighbour country just for a single church - sounds like the most Polish thing ever.
Nah. The most Polish thing to do would be to have the Winged Hussars invade a neighboring country just for a single church
@@howardbaxter2514 unexpectedly.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Czechs: Doing their stuff on their side
Poles: Hippity Hoppity that church belongs to us
*and stealing food from fridges to make bigos
🇨🇿❤️🇵🇱 kochamy cię Pozdrowienia Polaci z Czech
Time to reunite western Slavs boys, everyone by diplomacy, even Sorbs from Germany
UwU
@@abcdefabcdef7604 OwO
OwO
Przepraszamy za to co polskie służby zrobiły
Nowadays, European countries are really cool about it. "Sorry for invading you!", "It's nothing, don't mention it". It's a really nice change and sign of civilizational improvement over the times when one border patrol mistakenly taking a wrong turn in bad weather could spark an armed border skirmish.
Also, we entirely gave up doing this things intentionally. Yes, we are looking at you, USA and Russia!
Oop, your comment didn't age well
@@cobaltchromee7533 agree
this is why I love Europe. countries just casually be like "oh sorry I accidentally invaded you"
Seems they need to demarcate there borders better. More signs are needed. And a small cyclone fence would be nice.
@@ab9840 NO! That's the entire beauty of the EU. I can go to the mountains and just casually start climbing in one country, just to reach a peak in a neighboring one. It's like fencing individual US states!
@@wojciechmuras553 - One thing is for sure, you cannot do that on border of the island of Hispaniola which is shared by two nations. Look what happened nine years ago. Those on the far side started throwing rocks over the fence which cuts the international bridge in half. So the border troops moved back across there half of the bridge. In response to the rock throwing, local civilians started throwing rocks back and agitating the troops to attack and retake there half of the bridge. This is what happened - czcams.com/video/LQROPOm657Q/video.html&has_verified=1
@@ab9840 That's crazy, however neither Haiti nor Dominican Republic are part of the EU. Border disputes just happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@ab9840 Absolutely not. The gradual disappearance of centuries-old arbitrarily defined borders is one of my favorite things about the EU.
Poland: *accidentally invades its neighbor*
Germany: been there done that.
(And yes, that is sarcasm)
I hope you know that's the joke
@Nelson Mandela your profile picture...........lol
Nelson Mandela jokes on your profile picture, I have dark mode on
" Yes Accident... "
gotton da T shirt
Poland accidentally invade Czechia
Before Schengen and EU: "Are you trying to provoke war? Ready, allies"
After Schengen and EU: "Be careful next time, bro"
Love how czech mig whas shot down when it passed the polish border back when we were both allied communist countries :D
Church: Isn't in Poland
Poland: Deus vult, I think...
I first read: "How Poland accidentally invented the Czech Republic"...
You are not alone
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Based
“Aw c’mon I made a country again!”
Let me guess, you Czech-ed it again & realised the mistake?
This is the most "jokes" I've heard in one video
oh thank god, somebody noticed it. why won’t he shut up?!
Yeah it got a little annoying, especially when he kinda set it up to sound like an actual fact but then it’s just some bullshit.
Pfff idd
Hmm better double Czech
Maybe he needed to stretch out the runtime?
"There are no Oogways"
-master accident
Yes 🤣
@@Campeon99 Master accident shall guide you through life
You missed that one a few years ago when Lichtenstein was accidental annexed by the Swiss. Seriously they had a maneuver where the swiss tanks expected to go until the border sign of Lichtenstein but they missed it and found out about that at the border sign of Austria...
I need a source for this
Fun fact: There used to be a Wiki page about this, but it got deleted for being "non-notable". Now it's a subsection of the article on "Czech Republic -- Poland relations".
John Chessant And on the Switzerland-Liechtenstein relations page, you can learn about the five times that Switzerland accidentally invaded or attacked Liechtenstein, and how chill both sides were afterwards.
@@shayne-1880 wait fr? hahahg
That fact was fun. Thank you.
Non-notable
They literally have an article about toilet paper orientation, sexually active popes and god knows what else 🗿
In the Czech Wikipedia, it became a subsection of the article about the Chapel of Saint Anne in Pelhřimovy, which is more appropriate.
"Good thing i czeched." OK, that's it, off to pun police prison you go.
Missed a great opportunity to use punish in there somewhere
@@Cenker23 You deserve gulag at this point
*yes officer, this comment right here*
You mean the punitentiary!
Wow so many likes :O (699)
"Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic"
W-we did???
I saw a meme about this recently but I was like: 'we invaded some Czech church? No way'
Dear Czech neighbours sorry for mistake, love ya all 🇵🇱♥️🇨🇿
Thanks 🇨🇿🇵🇱
Thank you! 🇨🇿
But try not to invade us next time, if you do, we might try to ivade you with all of our 12 supersonic jets!
Oh god we have such a bad military
Have you heard of the pandur (apc) which crashed into a skoda felicia (personal car). The pandur broke.
That is not a joke, that really happened.
@@escet1115 no i won't give u my Kofola
@@escet1115 i will give you 100 2l bottles of kofola for a leopard
@@escet1115 oh cool, when will i get the shipment?
Are you shipping it via post?
I would love to also get the t72, i dont know how you package a tank, i believe thats on you
Didn’t Switzerland accidentally invade Liechtenstein twice.
If you want to learn more you should see the Qxir video.
Way way more and actually all other neighbors too
Lol liechtenstein basically is switzerland😂😂😂
they even fired a missile in to Liechtenstein. One tree was damaged. the biggest joke is that Liechtenstein only knew of it do to Switzerland apologising for it.
@@sirBrouwer that poor tree ;-;
Imagine the leader of Poland saying: “bro I’m sorry it was an accident”
"Bro chill it's just a prank bro don't worry"
No, it wasn't an accident, it was a show of power. He was trying to get reeelected and I guess it worked. But because he backed off so quickly, he won only by 2,03%.
@@grzegorzha. co ty pierdolisz?
PSL jeszcze nie urochomilo zmeste koniczyny
@@blank4844 nie rozumiem połowy tego komentarza. A co do pierwszej części, mój komentarz był żartem.
@@grzegorzha. czcams.com/video/7o2o0zrzDdQ/video.html
Imagine being Poland, a country that is in the 7th place in the world in terms of battles won, listening to some dude on CZcams saying, that Poland is historically not good at defending their borders…
5:01 "To avoid war..." with who? We don't even have an army here on Costa Rica, you could come here with a toy gun and take over the country
If you would have said that 90 years ago people would be like:
Almost every nation: *write that down, write that down*
And Germany would be like, yes we are gonna do that after 1942/3 when Stalingrad happend.
But as I German I can that is is one of the most stupid ways of wasting humans, seriously all these people could have live with a family and enjoy their live.
Also:
How can these 2 nations say: ok I'm sorry. And stop fighting, why does Isreal uselessly have to fight with the other guy? I think that enough people died in 1930s and 1940s, please don't continue the murder. :(
The police would kind of serve as soldiers in case of an invasion
Costa rica has a mutual defence agreement with the us (and many other American countries) under the rio pact
If you connected their two flags, it just makes a long Czech flag, so maybe the Czech Republic should invade Poland to stretch out their flag a little 🇨🇿🇵🇱
🇨🇿🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
By all means, please. We'd be so much better off.
That's the thumbnail
D
"There are no accidents"
- Master Oogway
Bruh typical poles. It we invaded the poles we would take strategic locations like pubs and breweries
but God would be on our side ☝️
We can give you one of our pubs in exchange for this church
@@mcbekon9019 deal
This comment and replies are hilarious haha
This comment deserves love reaction
"TVOJA STARÁ ZAPIERDALAAAAAAA" - Anomaly
"It's the land of Poe, the red Teletubbie." I love this channel.
HAI man writing his 30th Czech-check joke: *violent laughing*
Where are the others
Czechmate
Before In Europe:
FIRE!!! ITS WAR!
After In Europe
Poland: Btw Sorry We Invaded You. :/
Czechia: Eh It’s Fine. :)
Times changed xd
I mean, both are in the EU, it's not like they are allies with literally open borders or something lmao
Understandable, have a great day...
Poland and czechia are just good homies
@@ruefysh9576 *Czechia
I just love not slavic people trying to pronounce anything in Polish , even if its just a place
Ja też.
Slavic
Já též, ale akorát v češtině.
Germany: Accidentally invades Poland
Switzerland: Accidentally invades Liechtenstein
Poland: Accidentally invades the Czech Republic
Hmm... maybe if all of those happened, that they might not be on accident? Hmmmmmmm... *villager* kappa
I like how you needed to use a Disneyland reference to make the average american understand the concept of the schengen area.
I wonder why he didn't just compare it to traveling between individual US states... Because basically the experience is the same.
And an inaccurate one at that. One of the lands shown is technically in a separate park with a separate admission fee to the main Disneyland area.
@@QwertyuiopThePie That shall be Brexit then.
@@SecretsofHell it's coincidentally also the shittiest park.
@@hedgehog3180 so more Brexit vibes?
Jk, Britain is fine xD
I'm from poland. Heard of this yesterday from friend.
Funniest shit I have seen in 2020
Twój nick... jeb*em na plecy xd
@@jakubw.2779 Ale ma nick ginę ze śmiechu XD
For any confused non-Polish speakers, the guy's nick is "Illegal Tram Racing".
Im czech. Never Heard of that
@@mariebartuskova7318 Im polish also never heard of it haha but love Czech Republik very much🤩
2:37 That aged like fine wine
You eat wine 🤢🤢🤢
@@akileshNY drink
Good thing Poles and Czechs love each other very much and are overall very much chill in nature so they just like "is good my brotha"
I’m Polish and I love Czechs. Been in Czech Republic twice. Lovely people. But on the internet and media, it seems that Czechs don’t like Poles, why’s that?
@@kacperkordus9923 I can speak for myself but its because we are pessimistic around everyone, even ourselves
Nikdo nic:
Polský voják který vidí kapličku: *C Z A S N A O K U P A C J E*
I'm from Poland but that made me laugh xd
Język czeski jest pomidorek
@@ZdzichuWiertara96 a polski to keczup
už zase
i agree because i have no idea what you said because it looks like gibberish
You absolutely nailed "Pielgrzymów"
...NOT
...Pelhřimov?
Just say Pilgrims
that was so painful to hear jesus
like it's not even that hard, peel grzy moov
Pjelgžymuv.
Europe, early 1900s: "you invaded me!" *starts world war*
Europe, modern day: "oops, I might have accidentally invaded you" "ah, no big deal, it happens"
Yeah, I was pretty embarrassed when it happened. And since I work for a district on Polish-Slovakia border, I got roasted for it a few times. But I told them "yeah, it's an honest mistake, even Swiss made it when they invaded Lichtenstein". And apparently when people find out the Swiss did it, they suddenly think it's quite ok.
Switzerland also invaded Liechtenstein by mistake 3 times in the last century.
Zaid Habash And they accidentally attacked it twice. The first time, they accidentally shelled the Liechtensteiner Ski Resort-town of Malbun, but luckily only some chairs at an outdoor restaurant were damaged. The second time, some Swiss rockets landed in a protected forest in Liechtenstein, and caused a small forest fire, but Switzerland gladly paid Liechtenstein for the damage. For more info, go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein-Switzerland_relations
@@shayne-1880 Liechtenstein's greatest ally is Switzerland so they just brush it off.
It's always so wholesome when they resolve it.
Learn the history of the region. Poland had dispute about small territory with natural resources . Its begin few years earlier when Czehs armedly took part of the Polish territory when entire Polish army fought with the Bolsheviks. These areas were inhabited mainly by Poles. It was not an accident Poland took territories inhabited by Poles or the Germans would take all of them. Poles tried diplomatic efforts with both Germany and the Czech Republic and they don't have much in common with Hitler's imperial plans because it wasnt in Poland's interests too strong imperial germany.
@@MRBOLEK-pr8br ?
"This meant Poland had to start doing something they haven't historically been very good at - protecting their borders from invasion." I've never been so offended by something i 100% agree with.
That's actually not true.
I read this comment the exact same time he said this XD
Well it's kinda hard to defend your border when you just survived an earthquake and suddenly four great powers are rushing you. Also the borders are flat plain
I'm from Poland and for me it was pretty funny xD
Before you say something get some knowlegde Bro did you ever hear about polish - sowiet war in 1919? Check it and Tell Me what you think about it.
Poland thought that it was the Church Republic
It was a mistake.Poland and Czech are both in Schengen zone for many years.Border marks are hard to find on the ground.
The border line is complicated, and you can cross the border dozens of times over a distance of several hundred meters without knowing it.Normally, in such a situation, a border guard is in command of a military patrol.
This time only military personnel were on patrol.They crossed the border by 40 meters.
Everyone knew it was a mistake.In Europe, the border can even be in the middle of the street. You go to work on the Polish side of the road and you come back home after work on the Czech side of the road.Typically and normal situation.
Fake! Everybody knows that Czechs don't go to church.
Silesian villagers do... I'm trying to figure out if this town is in Silesia
@@Redrally yep it is ;)
Miloš Hrůza probably why Poland accidentally invaded, Silesia has been annexed by Poland before
@@LividSky Actualy, most of Silesia is inside Poland. So both Czechs and the Polish annexed Silesia at some point in history.
Bullshit, we, as proud Satanists, seek any remaining churches that we can than burn
0:53
"Wait,what is this"
"I know it's a republic,but which one?"
"Let me check"
"Oh it's the Czech Republic"
"Good thing i CHECKED"
GOOD THING I CZECH
As I German I can confirm that it's sometimes hard to remember which republic is at which place.
Do people really say "point of the compass" when we say "Himmelsrichtungen"? Is that a real thing?
It's nothing compared to the switzerland invading Lichtenstein "accidentally" couple of times
Imagine if Germany “accidentally” invaded Poland.
Oops! They did it again
nah, it's just the normal now
Force of habit
Germany did that in 1939
Let’s hope not 😬
I’m Czech and I didn’t even know about this.
I'm Polish and I didn't know about this 😂😂
same
Bruh, news went insane about this
It was very sneaky invasion - level Old Shatterhand :-))
Even though I live near Poland (I'm also czech) I didn't know about it.
*Poland Accidentally Invaded the Czech Republic*
Swiss: hmmmmm
-"...no its not"
-"yeah it is, also by the way, get put of here."
Every Polish human ever.
Every polish person when they see a church
Italy also accidentally invaded Slovenia during corona when the borders opened and some tanks took a wrong turn, ending up across the border
"Hey! Who's the idiot who forgot to program the GPS units again?"
Oh no, it's not like what happened in Germany when sat nav became a thing? Apparently a lot of German men kept getting lost because they wouldn't take directions from the female voice...
Yeah. "accidentally".
@@y_fam_goeglyd as far as I know no, it really was just an accidental wrong turn but idk im not gonna look it up cause fact-checking is for losers
@@LemonToGo this dude here isn't making a ww2 joke he is referencing a real that that happened
Him: “This isn’t the first time a country has accidentally invaded another country.”
Me: *coughs in Swiss*
I wouldnt cough in any language during this time unless u wanna get taken to a rat lab
How do you cough in a language that doesn't exist?
"There is no accidents." or "There are no mistakes, just happy accidents."
have a nice shabbat soon
Czech Republic: "Bro did u invade us :o?"
Poland: "Wha- Ohhhh okay... Alrght. its yours now :d."
Czech Republic: "Thx ;-;. "
Poland: "np"
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Jack Ferfag Once part of a bay was claimed mostly by Russia, but one part was International Waters, so Russia had no control, then Poland and a few other countries overfished a lot in that area.
@@jackferfag9862 basically, countries borders extend from the coast into the water creating an exclusive economic zone as far as 200 nautical miles. However due to this rule, at the Sea of Okhotsk, surrounded by Russia, was a hole (called the Peanut Hole) of international waters.
Quoting the Yelena Matveyeva (1993):
"[T]hirty-nine Polish supertrawlers burst into the central part of the Sea of Okhotsk... followed by nine large South Korean trawlers and almost the entire Chinese fishing fleet. Somewhat later, fishing ships from Japan, Panama, Bulgaria and Ukraine appeared. A wild revelry began... Reluctant to observe elementary international fishing regulations, foreign fishermen set to clearing out the wealth of the northern sea."
@@k3t9q Thanks
@@KapitanWasTaken thanks a lot for such a profound answer
Someone: makes a comment about israel or palestine
everyone: You have provoked a gang war
Israli-palestinian conflit solution: 404 solution not found
You say that, yet the top Israel-Palestine comment here is basically:
"They can both have Ohio."
"Nah, give it to Palestine."
"Nah, give it to Israel."
"Ohioan Israel and Wyomese Palestine."
"Yes."
To be honest, I didn’t even know Poland had invaded us, I don’t think it was on TV either here in the Czech rep. But yeah, whatever 😀
Fun Fact: Poland in Polish "Polska" comes from the word "pole" which means "field" and yes in Poland there are many fields
Iconic Uno reverse card moment.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest CZcamsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear jack
@@AxxLAfriku ugh...
*Unzips dislike button*
how do you mean reverse
The thumbnail?
Uconic Ino reverse card moment
Remember when america accidently invaded the middle east
Dude! One missile "accidentally" lands into Afghanistan and everyone loses their minds
On a serious not, my country is a idiotic madhouse
and for what? israel?
@@quantum1311 For oi... I mean freedom
The Cold war was about Americans and Russians accidentaly invaded countryes
All in all it's kind of a wholesome story, and a reflection on how far Europe (and the world) has come in terms of peaceful relations between countries. This was an honest mistake and the Czechs were understanding about the situation, but in the not-too-distant past a similar mishap between similar countries could have easily been the catalyst for a large-scale war.
4:00 Czech Mate :D This got me :D
Germany: *invades sudetanland*
Poland: *Accidentely invades Czechia*
Germany: that's my boy
They did take part of Czechoslovakia when Germany invaded it.
It's the Prussian Curse I tell ye, take or have a single clay in the prussian region and any nation will inevitably invade a slavic state at some point.
Germany
Russia
Poland
Lithuania
All these countries have territories somepoint in their existence and all of which invaded slavic territories at some point in their history.
@@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 It's probably because of Masurian lakes of former Prussia. People consider them as a good idea for vacation, beaches and water are nice, landscapes breathtaking, but being eaten alive by mosquitoes there, you look with a jealous on foreign territories LOL
@@Pandzikizlasu80 😂😂😂😂
@@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 Yaaaaaa I agree!!!!!!
European countries back then: oops, I almost forgot to invade you!
European countries now: oops, sorry for invading you
2020 can't get any worse
Poland: "hi Czechia I am gonna violate your NO NO SQUARE"
Czechia: **visible screaming**
Got this in my recommended this morning, and boy did that opening age poorly...
"This meant Poland had to start doing something they haven't historically been very good at - protecting their borders from invasion."
Oof, that one hit hard.
That ony means you don't know history of Poland in X-XVI century
Yep Jakester you know nothing about Europe or Poland history... did you not hear anything about Polish Winged Hussars? "am i joke to you?" We even conquered and owned Russia once in 1612. try to beat that! our history is far longer and far greater then you think... For example read this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino
our history begins from 966 there is a lot of things that you don't know but in old times we used to be almost invincible
Chłopy się burzą o to że wstawiłem satyryczny komentarz na temat żartu Sam’a o tym jak bardzo Polska dostała po dupie w 90% wojen w których uczestniczyła.
No dobra, lmao.
@@CommentCritic ohh teraz rozumiem... Mentalność Polaka-Cebulaka. Sorry to zmienia postać rzeczy. 90% ? patrzysz przez pryzmat 2 wojny światowej czy jak ? jakoś matematycznie mi to tu nie wychodzi.
pl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konflikty_zbrojne_w_historii_Polski
a z statystyk to też te 90% tu w ogóle nie pasuje... Wiem co to znaczy satyryczny żart ale niech będzie przynajmniej w połowie prawdziwy inaczej to tylko opluwanie Polski a nie żart a tego nie toleruję. Ciesz się że nie bedę nigdy prezydentem bo gdybym nim był to polował bym na takie osoby jak ty i odrazu bym im zabierał obywatelstwo Polskie bo jak widać nie każdy na nie zasługuje.
half as interesting where the jokes sometimes include his other videos...
The Nicaraguan invasion is a recurring issue, always happens on “election year” in Nicaragua and is a pain in the butt
and it wasn't an accident by any means! Pura vida 😊
the trick is that Costa-Rica having no army, the risk of escalation is quite limited.
Why are they doing that ?
Accidental invation my ass
Also took a long legal dispute to get settled. Sigh. Pura Vida!
0:25 aged like milk
4:30 Nicaragua also has text on it lol
Imagine if Hitler after failing to "accidentally" invade Russia said....
**IT'S JUST A PRANK, B R O!**
but stalin don't believe it so he started getting the water canon and basically blast him to kingdom come.
"Theres no accidents"
Master Oogway
"... only happy mistakes."
- Rob Boss
When you crashed into someone's car
“Whoops! Just invaded Czech!“
Whoops , just ivaded Slovakia :D
Wait a minute... the village at 2:44, I live there! about six km from that exact place in the picture!
Cumface 🌫 👽
3:00 Pielgrzymów - its name literally means something like "Pilgrimville" - these soldiers were just pilgrims to this church XD
Okay here is the only 2 State solution: Pick the oldest living person in palestine and israel and look up how each side saw the borders at the time of their birth. Thats the base line. Now, in case some parts ar claimed by both sides, split it up in square kilometers and flip a coin for each square. Problem solved!
Then the Country will be a british colony again...
@@command_unit7792 This is a solution to many problems. Everyone we'll be equally subjugated.
Make the world British again!
nah won't work. probably the oldest person in Israel wasn't born in Israel
That's a really amusing idea. Kudos
The borders will be horrendous...
Where's the most important information that Polish soldiers tried to make a campfire but it did'nt work?
Didn't work*
@@marcin959 thx
2:35 oops that aged well
Reminds me of that time the Dutch army accidentally invaded Germany during an exercise, and the locals were friendly enough to guide them back to the border.
Anyone doing something serious and dumb: Should we do it?
Partner : No if HAI gets wind of this the puns will make so much cringe
...... Oops
If Czech Republic would invade Poland, we would definitely seize the strategic locations first... Pub, brewery, dive bars... you know... the things that actually matters for us 😂😂😂
That invading thing didn't age very well
Me: Alright, alright, he's dancing around some pretty touchy topics. Par for the course, no need to get offended.
2:46 *Poland can't protect against foreign invaders*
Me: *Cries in partitions*
ahah i got offended when he said pielgrzymów wrong
4:10 Touchy topic dancing
"we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Poland"
"You're going to the shadow president election, Poland"
- Germany
As a Pole, I can tell you, that this thing wouldnt littleraly happen anywhere else, than here... I guess we truly are special
You are special and love that. UwU
(God that type is communicating is ok and gross at the same time, let's just say I like you country and it's people and that I don't want to invade it again. I have nothing against furries btw. Lol :D)
4:13 im surprised you didn’t bring up Switzerland and Liechtenstein