🧤10 THINGS DAVID DE GEA COULD SAVE🧤 (Spurs vs Man Utd 0-1 Parody Rashford)

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  • čas přidán 13. 01. 2019
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  • @matthewkilpatrick5533
    @matthewkilpatrick5533 Před 5 lety +8926

    He could save ksi's hairline

  • @footballophileinaeternum5344
    @footballophileinaeternum5344 Před 5 lety +3878

    *Who's the best GK in the world?*
    *Like- De Gea*
    *Comment- Courtois*
    *Do Nothing- Karius*

    • @urhuratnik4263
      @urhuratnik4263 Před 5 lety +2

      A

    • @shiixsu
      @shiixsu Před 5 lety +9

      Footballophile in aeternum COURT- wait, he left Chelsea, DAVID DE GEA ALL DAY

    • @adriennenelson1500
      @adriennenelson1500 Před 5 lety +28

      What about Buffon?
      Oops I commented but I don't like courtois

    • @Arvinto
      @Arvinto Před 5 lety +1

      Footballophile in aeternum courtois

    • @thebigm9931
      @thebigm9931 Před 5 lety

      Yeet

  • @soccer4207
    @soccer4207 Před 5 lety +631

    Watch out De Gea. You're Batman's biggest target now.

  • @shortz_4
    @shortz_4 Před 3 lety +1987

    Who else is watching this after goalies better then David de gea

  • @ethanq9038
    @ethanq9038 Před 4 lety +384

    1 thing David de dea couldn't save: Spains World Cup

    • @_kyle3503
      @_kyle3503 Před 3 lety +11

      cmon man even Messi cant do that

    • @ethanq9038
      @ethanq9038 Před 3 lety +5

      @@_kyle3503 IKR

    • @ambitions3245
      @ambitions3245 Před 2 lety

      @@_kyle3503 yes like ronaldo too. but messi was gonna do it in 2014 if not super mario.....

    • @farhansameer2624
      @farhansameer2624 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ambitions3245 if not higuain 2 misses and messi 1 miss

  • @picklepie8317
    @picklepie8317 Před 5 lety +565

    He could save himself dropping the ball into the net at the World Cup

    • @tyreegrant8295
      @tyreegrant8295 Před 5 lety +3

      Sycyeadogego well it was Ronaldo that shot

    • @tyreegrant8295
      @tyreegrant8295 Před 5 lety +3

      Zakir Zafar true but remember Ronaldo is best player in history it’s not going to be easy to save his shots

    • @lmperlum
      @lmperlum Před 5 lety

      @Michael Garcia Ceballos *

    • @tyreegrant8295
      @tyreegrant8295 Před 5 lety +2

      Michael Garcia Ronaldo u mean

    • @olivermccall3898
      @olivermccall3898 Před 5 lety +3

      @Michael Garcia Ronaldo is better than Messi

  • @D_DRGN8002
    @D_DRGN8002 Před 4 lety +152

    Here after De Gea Assisted DCL vs Everton....my how times change

  • @therealcbtv1
    @therealcbtv1 Před 3 lety +246

    ...... Why on earth has this been recommended after he made a howler in the fa cup....

  • @mr.pierogi9650
    @mr.pierogi9650 Před 5 lety +552

    He could save 442oons from bankruptcy

  • @thomasshmuller9214
    @thomasshmuller9214 Před 5 lety +586

    He can save my wife from Terry..haha

  • @sohamkarmakar9663
    @sohamkarmakar9663 Před 3 lety +203

    Who's here aft a year when De Gea couldn't save the easiest of goals by A Spurs player Bergwijn

    • @oskarl0823
      @oskarl0823 Před 3 lety +8

      Watched that game and i was pissed that was so cheap

    • @rhysdann9403
      @rhysdann9403 Před 3 lety +5

      Mr. Cracked lost because of that

    • @alfiemclean1846
      @alfiemclean1846 Před 3 lety +6

      Rhys Dann how did we lose because of that it finished 1-1

    • @rhysdann9403
      @rhysdann9403 Před 3 lety

      Alfie Mclean I meant didn’t win

    • @hookowen2546
      @hookowen2546 Před 3 lety

      De gea and Maguire were both shit

  • @ntfstar6114
    @ntfstar6114 Před 4 lety +15

    0:45 thanks for the new gloveeeeeeee

  • @bramdehaan7533
    @bramdehaan7533 Před 5 lety +237

    But can he save my shitty school grades😂

    • @tamzzy10565
      @tamzzy10565 Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @Shushhhhhhhhhhh521
      @Shushhhhhhhhhhh521 Před 5 lety +3

      No one can even god

    • @lisadallmeier2854
      @lisadallmeier2854 Před 5 lety

      Bram de Haan i’m gonna place a pic of him next to me when i write my next exam...maybe it works, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @conorsmith8513
      @conorsmith8513 Před 5 lety

      Or can he save me from my uncle?

    • @ziaahmed6868
      @ziaahmed6868 Před 5 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @calebmufcthompson
    @calebmufcthompson Před 5 lety +538

    Donald Trump doesn’t need to build a wall, he just needs to hire David De Gea, he’ll keep them out

    • @wedthurfri443
      @wedthurfri443 Před 5 lety +16

      😂😂😂LOL, but so true, David is a wall anywhere he goes.

    • @noahplummer6185
      @noahplummer6185 Před 5 lety +21

      @@wedthurfri443 except against portugal in the world cup

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 5 lety +9

      @@noahplummer6185 Or Iran, Morocco and Russia. But because of shitty Ramos 👌

    • @noahplummer6185
      @noahplummer6185 Před 5 lety

      @@ricardohoang8452 while de gea had a shitty world cup, don't blame ramos. de gea's literal garbage under pressure so ye.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 5 lety +2

      @@noahplummer6185 Ramos was the one who led the team spirit down during the World Cup. It's also him who helps Real stands in the ... 5th place this season. Still Ramos faults!

  • @atlantic_31
    @atlantic_31 Před 3 lety +16

    This is the most hilarious video I've seen all day 😂

  • @khalood5448
    @khalood5448 Před 2 lety +29

    Things that de gea can't save is winning the europa league

  • @gabrielmatre4773
    @gabrielmatre4773 Před 5 lety +258

    He could save Titanic

  • @sh4rfu_999
    @sh4rfu_999 Před 5 lety +278

    He could save bales shot against Karius

  • @chrish1392
    @chrish1392 Před 2 lety +4

    Here after he saves A pen v West Ham

  • @HKFootballTalk
    @HKFootballTalk Před 3 lety +19

    So youtube had to recommend this after that performance against Chelsea

  • @Adam-ow6it
    @Adam-ow6it Před 5 lety +469

    He could save Messi's Tax

  • @thetilde8999
    @thetilde8999 Před 5 lety +86

    He could save Kylie Jenner’s instagram like record

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 Před 5 lety +2

      Who gives a bollocks about that tart?

  • @waddles4560
    @waddles4560 Před 3 lety +7

    This aged well XD not even the FA cup but recently too.

  • @aaron482_
    @aaron482_ Před 4 lety +9

    It’s 2020 and this hasn’t aged well 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alvarorey9308
    @alvarorey9308 Před 5 lety +173

    De Gea could save PewDiePie from T-Series.
    Oh Wait that's Mr.Beast

  • @intikhabhussain5534
    @intikhabhussain5534 Před 5 lety +536

    *COURTOIS IS WAY BETTER THAN DE GEA AND NAVAS*
    *JUST LIKE MADRID IS BETTER THAN BARCA AND RON IS BETTER THAN MESSI*

  • @SubSub-pq3ij
    @SubSub-pq3ij Před 3 lety +11

    Who is here after the video 12 GKs who are better than David De Gea?

  • @ray.4265
    @ray.4265 Před 3 lety +4

    1:35 i like this

  • @dhruvyadav3407
    @dhruvyadav3407 Před 5 lety +94

    David de gea's so good he could save Phil Jones career

    • @dzoni2994
      @dzoni2994 Před 5 lety +5

      Nah that is impossible to do, jones is actually so bad its insane how he is playing rn , if it wasnt for lindelof and ddg we would be 17th rn

    • @trev6004
      @trev6004 Před 5 lety

      He defo kept it going for longer than it should have

    • @rossthomas_2005
      @rossthomas_2005 Před 5 lety

      maybe his ugly face

    • @lewiswardman6672
      @lewiswardman6672 Před 5 lety

      He would get a touch on it but not enough to make him half decent

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 5 lety

      @@lewiswardman6672 Like Mourinho 3rd season syndrome! That's why Man Utd won't finish the 2nd place this season

  • @humorgoblin2584
    @humorgoblin2584 Před 5 lety +325

    He could save neymers dying career

  • @OhBoyItsFrancis
    @OhBoyItsFrancis Před 2 lety +2

    No shot this comes up recommended after his performance vs Villarreal lmao

  • @moop.3549
    @moop.3549 Před 3 lety +8

    Mason Mount’s shots...........*oh wait*

  • @AJFooty
    @AJFooty Před 5 lety +44

    Footage not found for de gea saving mourinho’s job 😆

  • @xtronv2118
    @xtronv2118 Před 5 lety +273

    Top 10 things de Gea can't save
    10. Penalties
    9. Penalties
    8. Penalties
    7. Penalties
    6. Penalties
    5. Penalties
    4. Penalties
    3. Penalties
    2. Penalties
    1. Russia penalties against Spain

  • @seth6752
    @seth6752 Před 3 lety +3

    This is the same beat that Morgzmum used in her diss on morgz
    Small youtuber on the grind

  • @masonyarsley2586
    @masonyarsley2586 Před 4 lety +1

    I'd like to see a video on 10 things he can save now

  • @ludiwang1172
    @ludiwang1172 Před 5 lety +119

    Nice American accent there, Dean.

  • @aatuaimasmaki2382
    @aatuaimasmaki2382 Před 5 lety +115

    De Gea could save anything but himself for coming transfer battles. 🔥

  • @lr_jin_mori2117
    @lr_jin_mori2117 Před 2 lety +3

    Who's here after recovered from his slump and he's back to his best

  • @kanonentv6498
    @kanonentv6498 Před 3 lety +7

    He could safe Werder Bremen from going down to league 2

    • @j_ded_
      @j_ded_ Před 3 lety

      Der war gut!😂

  • @jenniferfoley6724
    @jenniferfoley6724 Před 5 lety +526

    He could save fifa from become shitter and shitter

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 5 lety +10

      I pretty hoped that he was in FIFA19 cover
      That's my dream

    • @tottenhamfanclub5781
      @tottenhamfanclub5781 Před 5 lety

      Ricardo Hoàng, pretty stupid dream, mate

    • @lucasitfc7884
      @lucasitfc7884 Před 5 lety

      @@ricardohoang8452 you live a sad life if that's your dream

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 5 lety +4

      @@tottenhamfanclub5781 Just like you lads relationship with transfer and titles!

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 5 lety

      @@lucasitfc7884 Oh right sorry people have their own sad stories right?
      Especially Spurs fans

  • @tharunranglall8463
    @tharunranglall8463 Před 5 lety +40

    Aliens does not attack Earth because we have De Gea

  • @onyx3504
    @onyx3504 Před 3 lety +1

    I see that times have changed

  • @hellennzembi5206
    @hellennzembi5206 Před 3 lety +6

    I love when de gea saves the ball

  • @malavikanaik1594
    @malavikanaik1594 Před 4 lety +220

    He could save a word document.

  • @ZachDalez
    @ZachDalez Před 4 lety +256

    He could save the 7 year olds minds from Morgz

    • @matildeestrada2898
      @matildeestrada2898 Před 4 lety +1

      Heh

    • @AlanYourFather
      @AlanYourFather Před 4 lety +14

      Zach Dalez he could save the world from ur fornite gameplays

    • @richardholloway144
      @richardholloway144 Před 4 lety +1

      Ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhh@hahahahahahahhahahahahahah@hahahahahhahahahah@hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa
      Morgz is crap

  • @zackgfsn1487
    @zackgfsn1487 Před 7 měsíci

    Prime David De Dea was special😔

  • @dylandugan214
    @dylandugan214 Před 4 lety +26

    He could save Messi’s one and only red card

  • @user-qg9hy5qy9w
    @user-qg9hy5qy9w Před 5 lety +526

    This video is no longer relevent😂

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 Před 5 lety +186

    David can save Real Madrid from going to the Europa League.
    hEhE!

  • @uhsduhsusu705
    @uhsduhsusu705 Před 3 lety +3

    0:04 it was so close to Saudi arabia

  • @aaronthegamer3571
    @aaronthegamer3571 Před 4 lety +1

    442oons:He could save Mouriniho's job
    Also 442oons:Footage not found
    😂

  • @krishthed1sh
    @krishthed1sh Před 5 lety +74

    He could save sturridge from injuries

    • @danenull254
      @danenull254 Před 5 lety

      Include wilshere to that list. There's probably more, just that i can't remember them by name.

    • @krishthed1sh
      @krishthed1sh Před 5 lety

      Daniel Joseph nice one

    • @blynk7113
      @blynk7113 Před 5 lety

      I bet he still couldn’t though 😂

    • @krishthed1sh
      @krishthed1sh Před 5 lety

      FaZe Frostie that is sad but 😂 😆 😝

  • @intikhabhussain5534
    @intikhabhussain5534 Před 5 lety +182

    *Q AND A WITH GARETH BALE*

  • @sean_relics9868
    @sean_relics9868 Před 4 lety +4

    0:14 monty python: the life of brian reference

    • @joefoster551
      @joefoster551 Před 3 lety

      If you haven’t watched it you are weird

  • @Ballerinho
    @Ballerinho Před rokem +1

    Tottenham’s kit in 2019 season was white with a fade of blue at the bottom

  • @samjunior8077
    @samjunior8077 Před 5 lety +101

    He could save titanic from sinking 😂

  • @taken7994
    @taken7994 Před 5 lety +177

    But can it save The relationship between Spurs and Titles? Hmm

    • @maximilianh6494
      @maximilianh6494 Před 5 lety +1

      Gotta wait 90 days to change my name.. no

    • @chauci14
      @chauci14 Před 5 lety +3

      Well, we all know that the relationship is NOT winning titles, so there is nothing to save

    • @presfieldgoalie
      @presfieldgoalie Před 5 lety +4

      Hey now, he's just a good keeper. He's not a miracle worker.

    • @logirex
      @logirex Před 5 lety +3

      haha Spurs and Titles.. funny man!

    • @anjasapriadi
      @anjasapriadi Před 5 lety +1

      You meant spurs and titties ?

  • @dylandugan214
    @dylandugan214 Před 3 lety +1

    He could save Manchester United chances of winning the FA Cup against Chels-
    Wait a minute...

  • @avinandanpal4521
    @avinandanpal4521 Před 3 lety +15

    Who else searched for this after the chelsea FA cup semi final👇. How good he once was😔

  • @jonathancooper9919
    @jonathancooper9919 Před 5 lety +57

    Love the life of brian reference 😂

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 Před 5 lety +1

      He isn't the messiah he is a very naughty boy

  • @mhmdlmao.
    @mhmdlmao. Před 5 lety +439

    He could save James charles mother from giving birth to him.
    Please don't send hate I'm just sending this as a joke ok?

    • @thecreeperwhowantstoleave2822
      @thecreeperwhowantstoleave2822 Před 4 lety +20

      I knew someone would say something about James Charles

    • @mhmdlmao.
      @mhmdlmao. Před 4 lety +5

      @@thecreeperwhowantstoleave2822 lol

    • @matthiasva7977
      @matthiasva7977 Před 4 lety +5

      How dare you I’m a big fan of James

    • @matthiasva7977
      @matthiasva7977 Před 4 lety +6

      Lionel M8 im just kidding every time I see a James Chales coment I fake being a fan of him and see how people react

    • @mightbekyra
      @mightbekyra Před 4 lety +2

      Denbestedefalt BTW “Sure” your just embarrassed 😂

  • @sufyan4310
    @sufyan4310 Před 3 lety +16

    Well this hasn’t aged well

    • @justthat3245
      @justthat3245 Před 3 lety

      Buffon is 42, age doesn't that matters for gk's.he is only 29

    • @GianEditss
      @GianEditss Před 3 lety +1

      @@justthat3245 what?

    • @Arliandro
      @Arliandro Před 3 lety +1

      @@justthat3245 you didnt get it kid?

  • @Bunny-mp8fn
    @Bunny-mp8fn Před 4 lety +1

    He could have saved man utd vs west Brom in Alex's last game as manager

  • @salima419
    @salima419 Před 5 lety +18

    1:13 look at the dad’s face

  • @andonkellaway9849
    @andonkellaway9849 Před 4 lety +550

    He could of saved Spain in the World Cup. Like to agree

  • @cjplayz670
    @cjplayz670 Před 2 lety +1

    The TITANIC

  • @mwyassine654
    @mwyassine654 Před 4 lety +5

    he could save me from studying

  • @richardijoo8745
    @richardijoo8745 Před 5 lety +95

    Donald Trrump's New wall🤣🤣

  • @MohamedSomali
    @MohamedSomali Před 5 lety +345

    He could save the Mexicans from Donald Trump 😂

  • @jprsuresh2408
    @jprsuresh2408 Před 4 lety

    u should put this again

  • @hellennzembi5206
    @hellennzembi5206 Před 3 lety +1

    I love de gea mustuc and his hair

  • @Joel-ed5tb
    @Joel-ed5tb Před 5 lety +121

    When people say we payed 75 mil for Lukaku I think they meant 75 million kg

    • @Rithan4
      @Rithan4 Před 5 lety

      @Legit LowQualityGuy 😱😱 he hass onee ?????!!!!

    • @someonesomewhere6681
      @someonesomewhere6681 Před 5 lety

      SilentButDeadly 14 best comment ever!

    • @Rithan4
      @Rithan4 Před 5 lety

      @P.C Barry 😂😂😂

  • @Sayakimsheng
    @Sayakimsheng Před 5 lety +96

    David couldn't save Mourinio's career tho.
    Edit: It's a joke guys

    • @DanielTheGamerDTG
      @DanielTheGamerDTG Před 5 lety +7

      Can we hit 5000 subs with no videos ??? He’s saved it many times but it comes to a point where’s it’s impossible.

    • @taken7994
      @taken7994 Před 5 lety +2

      Jose : I have NOTHING to SAY, NOTHING

    • @maximilianh6494
      @maximilianh6494 Před 5 lety

      Can we hit 5000 subs with no videos ??? For a reason...

    • @mehulsingla7767
      @mehulsingla7767 Před 5 lety +2

      Can we hit 5000 subs with no videos ??? He did it for 5/2 seasons

    • @nilsonsniper7920
      @nilsonsniper7920 Před 5 lety

      thats the joke mate.

  • @mlgedits1389
    @mlgedits1389 Před 4 lety +1

    How do you make 442oons

  • @archivedchannel8381
    @archivedchannel8381 Před 3 lety +6

    Now, absolutely nothing

  • @Lanngeax
    @Lanngeax Před 5 lety +62

    *Everything you can save I can save better, I can save everything better than you* 🎶

  • @Synergist1c_
    @Synergist1c_ Před 5 lety +62

    T H E T I T A N I C

  • @shivensayani3285
    @shivensayani3285 Před 2 lety +1

    Best youtuber

  • @SGTmapleleaf
    @SGTmapleleaf Před 4 lety +2

    0:14 lol

  • @willnaliati4274
    @willnaliati4274 Před 5 lety +33

    He could save Neymar and his diving problems.
    Never mind that can’t be fixed

  • @ravenm8985
    @ravenm8985 Před 4 lety +152

    David De Gea can save Tony Stark in Avengers: End Game

  • @raushonmunni2633
    @raushonmunni2633 Před 3 lety

    1:41 thats all we needed from De gea in 2017 why wasnt he there when we needed him

  • @joefoster551
    @joefoster551 Před 3 lety

    He’s the messiah!
    I’m not the messiah!
    He’s a very naughty boy! 😂😂

  • @ashakhare9156
    @ashakhare9156 Před 5 lety +4

    1:22 love the way they cry and run😂😂

  • @noedeliama4858
    @noedeliama4858 Před 5 lety +83

    De Gea Could Save Morata From Being Offside

  • @roberthellmann4854
    @roberthellmann4854 Před 3 lety +2

    He could save me 15% or more on car insurance!

  • @wolfy5427
    @wolfy5427 Před 2 lety

    Watching this after years

  • @aryaangupta2519
    @aryaangupta2519 Před 5 lety +39

    "Footage not found" classic 442oons🐐

    • @yogurtslayer2358
      @yogurtslayer2358 Před 5 lety

      SPORTVILLA I didn’t get it sum1explain

    • @aryaangupta2519
      @aryaangupta2519 Před 5 lety

      @@yogurtslayer2358 he couldn't save Mourinho from getting sacked

    • @Jeremia1
      @Jeremia1 Před 5 lety +1

      He didn't want mourinho's job to be saved

  • @dolykuri799
    @dolykuri799 Před 5 lety +244

    De Gea can save Neymar from diving

  • @not_jibreel2429
    @not_jibreel2429 Před 4 lety

    This music is the music morgz mum used in a distrack against morgz 2020

  • @evandavis8220
    @evandavis8220 Před 4 lety

    Classic film reference

  • @dretix2991
    @dretix2991 Před 4 lety +84

    He could save messis international career
    Messi fan btw no offense

  • @astralpotato5067
    @astralpotato5067 Před 5 lety +15

    Can someone make a comic book about De Gea as a superhero with diving at high speeds and stopping attacks as a power.

    • @Pokemonmaster150b
      @Pokemonmaster150b Před 5 lety +1

      Ninja Emerald Potato
      Let me Try:
      Just as Bakugou was about to be pulled through the portal by the League of Villains, a strange Spanish goalkeeper grabbed him out of nowhere. The goalkeeper then proceded to flip off Shigaraki and his cohorts before lobbing a bomb at the portal. Said bomb ended up granting the entire League of Villains stupid, Pogba-esque haircuts.
      Midoriya sighed in relief, knowing that his blonde, hot-tempered friend was saved. He then inquired the strange Castilian man about his name.
      “I am David De Gea,” the Spaniard replied, “My Quirk is called “Saving every F***ing thing”. It allows me to save everything I want to, as long as I wear a Man United kit.”
      “That’s splendid!” the Green-haired boy chimed, “Mister De Gea, if you’re available....can you please guard UA from the League of Villains? I’m sure that you could save everyone!”
      “And while you’re at it...”, growled Bakugou, “can you fucking murder that piece of shit Shigaraki, and his fucking friends?! I wanna see their fucking heads on poles....”
      “...I cannot murder villains”, the Spaniard implored, “....but I can guard U.A. whenever Man United and Spain don’t have games! I accept your offer, Señor Midoriya!”

    • @Pokemonmaster150b
      @Pokemonmaster150b Před 5 lety +1

      Part 2.
      Things have been peaceful since the League of Villains incident. Intel from Moonfish and Muscular led to the capture of All for One, who was subdued thanks to American Pro Hero Draymond Green (who kicked All for One in the groin), Uruguayan Pro Hero Luis Suarez (who chewed on AfO’s face), and Spanish Pro Hero Sergio Ramos (who delivered the finishing blow by dislocating All for One’s arm).
      Life in U.A. went on as usual, but the students soon moved into dormitories as a safety measure in case the League of Villains struck back. The dorms were guarded by David De Gea in his free time.
      One time, the female students of 1-A and 1-B went together for a hot-springs trip (chaperoned by Midnight and Nejire Hadou). Everything went smoothly....until one perverted, cowardly, purple-haired incel shit named Minoru Mineta snuck on the trip. Mineta waited until the girls shed all their clothing and dipped into the hot spring, before enacting his devious plan. With no one else to stop him (as the male students of 1-A and 1-B played a FIFA tournament refereed by Aizawa-sensei), Mineta scaled the hot spring walls using his sticky ball quirk. As he reached the top, though, he was intercepted by David de Gea.
      “Hijo de puta, Mister Mineta....”, the Spaniard scolded, “a prospective pro-Hero like you shouldn’t be performing reprehensible acts like this! Now begone, you incel!”
      De Gea then proceeded to grab Mineta before he could get a glimpse of his female classmates’ sensitive parts. He then goal-kicked Mineta back to the U.A. Dorms. De Gea then gave Principal Nezu a text. Within days, Mineta was expelled. He was then replaced in Class 1-A by Shinsou, Marcus Rashford, and Kylian Mbappe.
      “Arigatou, De Gea-San!”
      De Gea turned his head around to see Mina Ashido, without any clothing whatsoever, give him a thumbs up. Also beaming in appreciation were Ashido’s classmates and schoolmates, who made no effort to cover up. His face turned red after seeing that forbidden sight. He turned back around quickly, pledging not to turn around again.
      “Por favor, amigas...”, the Spaniard panted, “...Please cover up or put a towel on the next time you thank me.....”
      “OKAAAAY!”, Ashido replied.
      “Oh, and by the way”, De Gea continued, “I made sure to get Mineta expelled from U.A. From this day on, he’ll spend the next five years on loan to Sunderland”

  • @ez_dan9423
    @ez_dan9423 Před 2 lety +1

    Timo should be in it 😂

  • @mathiaschristensen9454

    1:40 that T-shirt in the backround... damn

  • @JordynNexus
    @JordynNexus Před 5 lety +45

    Please do save us from Logan Paul and CZcams rewind🙄

  • @bighammy8186
    @bighammy8186 Před 5 lety +4

    0:25 Is that meant to be Sir Alex Ferguson 😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @mbaproject308
    @mbaproject308 Před 3 lety

    A spot on the bench

  • @anantveerbubbles5162
    @anantveerbubbles5162 Před 3 lety +1

    How times have changed......