Nasa Sends Nudes & Drake Steals Your Girl | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • čas přidán 4. 05. 2022
  • Desus beats the COVID allegations, NASA plans to send naked photos of humans into space, and Drake sells candles (and DMs your girl) for Mother's Day, tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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Komentáře • 171

  • @cjrican5
    @cjrican5 Před 2 lety +149

    "I don't want my mother smellin Drake." LOLOLOL

    • @HASHDEN2005
      @HASHDEN2005 Před 2 lety +7

      "U come home n shes dressing up n going out more" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacquesmoise4613
      @jacquesmoise4613 Před 2 lety +3

      “ I don’t want to see the Hotline bling mom” 😩😂😂

  • @RFProductions09
    @RFProductions09 Před 2 lety +97

    “It’s Mero and Juuuudy” *singing voice*
    Sight I miss the podcast art 🎨

  • @Contrerasj1337
    @Contrerasj1337 Před 2 lety +256

    The No Hat Confidence again from Desus. Gotta love it

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn Před 2 lety +17

      Only took him his whole life

    • @alexjoneslover2241
      @alexjoneslover2241 Před 2 lety +2

      he looks good, now we just need mero

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 Před 2 lety +5

      @@delinseurn facts he’s just gotta maintain that confidence. Hollywood Desus mindset babyyyyyy

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 Před 2 lety +2

      @@alexjoneslover2241 word, we need the Bald Boys!!!!

    • @babyspicebitch
      @babyspicebitch Před 2 lety +1

      That's daddy ❤

  • @oddishhonor
    @oddishhonor Před 2 lety +46

    Mero hit that “RELAX” like Desus would on the pod

  • @thegreatyate8832
    @thegreatyate8832 Před 2 lety +23

    “OVO parenting” i’m picking up my jaw from laughing hold on

  • @ch3rri
    @ch3rri Před 2 lety +18

    mero got that staten island voice this week

  • @tylertracey8207
    @tylertracey8207 Před 2 lety +28

    In Canada, we just say “I gotta go to Shoppers” 😂

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon

    Nudes and a DNA reference? Just give the aliens our kill code...

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 Před 2 lety +30

    Drake about to drop an aftershave next lol the commercials should have soulja boy walking into peoples houses after lighting the candles just to say "Draaakkkeee!?" Lol

  • @garnetnelson1419
    @garnetnelson1419 Před 2 lety +30

    Humans are so cute. They think we aren’t already here 😂🖖🏽

  • @mphillips5366
    @mphillips5366 Před 2 lety +79

    You guys are HILARIOUS. Fan since first watched on CZcams. Keep up the content. Never fails good time.

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui Před 2 lety +61

    Shout-out to Mero for hanging with the mother in law as long as she wanted. Playing spades and chopping it up until early am on a work night. HBD Judy. Cheers to y'all

  • @jad937
    @jad937 Před 2 lety +27

    They spelled NASA like it’s someone’s name

    • @ypdd91
      @ypdd91 Před 2 lety +3

      I took that as part of the bit

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 Před 2 lety +12

    Mero and Judy cool now!? Damn, y'all really made it now

  • @4bd1f1q0
    @4bd1f1q0 Před 2 lety +8

    Shoppers Drug Mart is known colloquially in Canada as, "Shoppers"

  • @terrehonbowden3472
    @terrehonbowden3472 Před 2 lety +20

    Another reference from an oldster: sour milk made the aliens drunk.

  • @DMVskaters21
    @DMVskaters21 Před 2 lety +6

    Mero got the drunk uncle raspy voice

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 Před 2 lety +29

    Everyone knows that mistaking the movie "The Ring" for a transmission of "Pooty Tang" is what will bring the aliens here to earth not this thing.

  • @allistar34
    @allistar34 Před 2 lety +4

    "shrapnel bronzer" LMAO

  • @kaluosu377
    @kaluosu377 Před 2 lety +19

    These two are so naturally witty and humorous.

  • @edgarohito4662
    @edgarohito4662 Před 2 lety +11

    Shaft and Mero. I'm here for it

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 Před 2 lety +7

    My man packing 3 pixels of meat lol

  • @berrybread7215
    @berrybread7215 Před 2 lety +30

    their theme music is very underrated that beat is actually beautiful

  • @qtbduo
    @qtbduo Před 2 lety +6

    Just send him some bills LMAO

  • @dreamqueen317
    @dreamqueen317 Před 2 lety +4

    That white lady knows how to play spades?!? I’m impressed.

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam Před 2 lety +7

    Drake a proper sleezeball he really Thanos if you had the 14 seconds to think abt it

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji Před 2 lety +5

    Desus feeling too Hollywood to no wear a hat for 2 episodes. 🤣

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 Před 2 lety +11

    Drake is the lightskin end of boss of Dark Souls.

  • @Cutty_Bronson
    @Cutty_Bronson Před 2 lety +10

    "Wiiliamsburg Sleepover" sounds like some kinda name for a deviant sex act.

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 Před 2 lety +12

    As a Canadian all those jokes were funny

  • @jordanfayne4912
    @jordanfayne4912 Před 2 lety +20

    If the blunt ain’t behind the ear it’s trash. Works for Waffle House cooks and the number one show in Late Night

  • @sly.the.artist1935
    @sly.the.artist1935 Před 2 lety +8

    "DONT FUCK MY KIDS, DRAKE!" - MERO

  • @ericwilliams1046
    @ericwilliams1046 Před 2 lety +2

    The kids with owl tats!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kayceecee-
    @kayceecee- Před 2 lety +4

    Treading real lightly on the Kim slander 🤣. They don’t want that legal trouble at ALL 💀💀. Please bring Pete on the show!!

  • @JonConstruct
    @JonConstruct Před 2 lety +3

    Mero sounding like Doc Rivers

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 Před 2 lety +4

    She got sleep apnea! 😭🤣

  • @gennydf95
    @gennydf95 Před 2 lety +5

    As a Canadian I enjoyed the roasting of this episode lol

  • @My2cents.
    @My2cents. Před 2 lety +6

    One doesn’t experience self transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates 🎈

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish Před 2 lety +2

    The dome is backkkkkkk 🤲🏽

  • @quique7764
    @quique7764 Před 2 lety +5

    In Alien Nation you karate chop them under the arms which was the equivalent to kicking someone in the nuts.

  • @captnIdiot
    @captnIdiot Před 2 lety +6

    Desus not wearing a lid. He's not the real Desus.

  • @c.hobson6608
    @c.hobson6608 Před 2 lety +7

    Love the show guys.

  • @rayannab2314
    @rayannab2314 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm at work laughing my ass off.

  • @That_guy_619
    @That_guy_619 Před 2 lety +6

    Yo props to drake!!!! Haha

  • @UhOhBlahh
    @UhOhBlahh Před 2 lety +1

    Lol we just call it Shoppers.

  • @estela.z
    @estela.z Před 2 lety +3

    Desus and Mero...loving your energy ✨️

  • @4biz
    @4biz Před 2 lety +2

    LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @hanaj
    @hanaj Před 2 lety +3

    Alien Nation was my show!

  • @janihatcher145
    @janihatcher145 Před 2 lety +3

    Let’s get another body episode lmao that shit was gold

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL Před 2 lety +1

    Yeah I remember Alien Nation, Monday nights on Fox 5.

  • @NegValhalla
    @NegValhalla Před 2 lety +2

    "All you aliens can come if you're white"

  • @davidzhou2553
    @davidzhou2553 Před 2 lety +6

    the brand is polyamorous

  • @jacquesmoise4613
    @jacquesmoise4613 Před 2 lety

    “You following my wife ?? , like YOOO you see this mortgage ? Better sell some of them birken 💼 bags” - Desus 😂😂😂

  • @juanalvarado3334
    @juanalvarado3334 Před 2 lety +7

    Even if it's not the show I still tell people I watch the whole show. So when they bring up shit from the "real show" psshh
    I just commit to the yea yea then change the subject rq
    THE BRAND IS STRONG

  • @kriskenard
    @kriskenard Před 2 lety +1

    We love you, Judy!

  • @stonefacedmedusa5542
    @stonefacedmedusa5542 Před 2 lety +2

    Pretty close.. it’s SDM or shoppers out here 😂

  • @kristins4637
    @kristins4637 Před 2 lety +1

    Going to “Shoppers” 😉

  • @boosteddaily1294
    @boosteddaily1294 Před 2 lety +5

    GOT THAT YA YA ON DECK!

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar Před 2 lety +2

    I fuck with Shoppers Drug Mart heavy.

  • @user-hk5bj4yj9t
    @user-hk5bj4yj9t Před 2 lety +2

    OVO parenting 🤣

  • @angelinacisneros7831
    @angelinacisneros7831 Před 2 lety

    Love these guys 🤣

  • @samuelmojica9704
    @samuelmojica9704 Před 2 lety +5

    I miss the hat desus

  • @kcat200
    @kcat200 Před 2 lety +8

    Love seeing Desus without a hat 😍

  • @jonathanstowers8929
    @jonathanstowers8929 Před 2 lety +4

    Mero’s voice always catching L’s😮‍💨

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence Před 2 lety +3

    Yo I was asking someone if they remember the show Aliens 👾!! She didn’t 😒 Love Desus 🥰

  • @theputdown3329
    @theputdown3329 Před měsícem

    12:50 this clip is aging like the finest of wines right now

  • @cleobridges5561
    @cleobridges5561 Před 2 lety +1

    Shout out to my Antibodies. Lol

  • @dextergray1670
    @dextergray1670 Před 2 lety +1

    Whats the process to get your own labels on liquor like that?

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade Před 2 lety +8

    Going to space is going to be like the Hollywood Walk Of Fame in the future. It used to be a selected bunch and now it's going to be any celebrity with a name brand...

  • @monisolaelliott9346
    @monisolaelliott9346 Před 2 lety

    I had completely forgotten about Alien Nation!

  • @MiguelLopez-kc5ww
    @MiguelLopez-kc5ww Před 2 lety +1

    bring back the light music in the background to keep the vibes going like the VICE show, I AM NOT EVEN ASKING FOR PRODUCER CREDIT

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 Před 2 lety +13

    If it were possible, I love yous even more after Big Body's session. 🙏🏾

  • @LouieTina
    @LouieTina Před 2 lety

    Barehead Desus is like a brand new man, we love to see it

  • @deedancer57
    @deedancer57 Před 2 lety

    lmaooo we call it shoppers

  • @isaaccervantes5955
    @isaaccervantes5955 Před 2 lety

    Yurrrrrr!! Da legends !!

  • @kcat200
    @kcat200 Před 2 lety

    Happy Birthday Judy 🎉🥳

  • @unruliilion
    @unruliilion Před 2 lety

    SALUDE & HAPPY B DAY MS JUDY🍾🥂🍾✊🏾🦁👑

  • @greasy13
    @greasy13 Před 2 lety +3

    Ehhh, Judy and I share the same birthday 🎉

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas Před 2 lety

    MERO, getting that COVID! Hay Coño!

  • @karamaswift5829
    @karamaswift5829 Před 2 lety +1

    For some reason seeing NASA spelled with lower case letters makes me severely uncomfortable.

  • @SpideySensei72
    @SpideySensei72 Před 2 lety

    Still can't believe Mero farted on John Bernthal, this dude is a straight savage!!

  • @Channel02Ant
    @Channel02Ant Před 2 lety +2

    WHERE IS THE PODCAST?????

  • @rodettegross1598
    @rodettegross1598 Před 2 lety +1

    LOL 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @siabutterflyy
    @siabutterflyy Před 2 lety +1

    ovo parenting 😂

  • @jaxokream
    @jaxokream Před 2 lety

    big body bes is the lighter skin mero but mero sounding like action bronson off an 86 dab rip all at once

  • @lza5735
    @lza5735 Před 2 lety +2

    CO-VO Parenting

  • @dornellflintroy8182
    @dornellflintroy8182 Před 2 lety

    Where the podcast

  • @keelanbarden3102
    @keelanbarden3102 Před 2 lety

    YEEEEEER$day

  • @LAVISHING
    @LAVISHING Před 2 lety +1

    Haha 😂

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats Před 2 lety

    shout out Judy ahh ahh ahh

  • @nedisahonkey
    @nedisahonkey Před 2 lety +1

    Bro that Voyager plaque (the nude humans in space) is from the 1970s, why the fuck was the article trying to make in sound new?

    • @PeacefulPariah
      @PeacefulPariah Před 2 lety

      Nah man, this is a new mission.

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey Před 2 lety

      @@PeacefulPariah There may be a new mission reusing that image but that image is from the Voyager mission in the 1970s

  • @marcussherrill8383
    @marcussherrill8383 Před 2 lety

    My man don’t have a slither of yellow on but got on them trash del sol’s 😬

  • @nfranklin997
    @nfranklin997 Před 2 lety +3

    BUT DOES SHE STILL BRING UP THAT SHE GAVE U 20K?

  • @timmanto1022
    @timmanto1022 Před 2 lety

    3:34 elysium settings.

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm not feeling this no hat wearing Hollywood Desus....lol, y'all fitted hats inspire broke niggas like me. Lol

  • @Wavmagik
    @Wavmagik Před 2 lety

    Suggesting Brian pumper content to entice aliens AYOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @L.Smith.
    @L.Smith. Před 2 lety +1

    Yall need Drake on the show

  • @FrankWhite32nd
    @FrankWhite32nd Před 2 lety

    Yo NASA, pass dat shit 💨💨💨💨💨💨

  • @TheJacyn313
    @TheJacyn313 Před 2 lety

    Bruh what is going on, this shit keeps freezing, it's the only CZcams video that won't play

  • @chameliol.salamander3186

    Why didn’t he do that when Fabolous took nervie f