Apparently the music director got advice from the guy who did the music for Airplane! and was told to keep the music serious. The end result is amazing.
what I find funny that half of the lines that both beavis and butt-head say are from actual eps. and that speech did came from a ep. it happened like this. two girls asked them to make out with them. but of course there dumbasses and missed there chance by making a warn turn than catched them making out with other guys. than Beavis got angry than you know how the speech goes and the dude gone and beat him up because he wont shut up.
One reason why this movie is so good, Is becuase there is "Truth" behind the stupidity. Every other animated film would have dumbass characters just for the LOL's.
It's even funnier considering earlier in the movie the tour guide at the geyser said it would shoot out over 12,000 gallons of water. Beavis replies "that's not that much really."
Beavis's lack of ability to score ended up producing an incredible speech on that bus which has yet to be matched in terms of passion, belief & hornyness... Preach on Brother Beavis.. Preach on!
roguetrip99 You are NOT scoring all the time haha :D But everyone is gonna score some day :D I thought too that I never gonna score... but I did and will do several times again... uhuhuhuh! :D That is cool! Uh-huhuhuh
0:15 "Really? Well, where is she?!" You can tell Beavis is starting to get agitated. Years & years of cruel denial have taken their toll. After a lifetime of torment & a long, perilous quest now seemingly within reach of sweet destiny he begins to sense yet another agonizing letdown may be to come
Hands Down The Greatest Speech By Beavis Almost Brings Tears To My Eyes LOL and The 2017 Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here Too after Their Winless Season in The NFL!
i just wanted to inform you guys, that i am working hard on getting laid for once. The girl is not the best looking or waht, but it looks like she as desperate as me for love, so i have a chance
Beavis: We can't leave! We never met that chick... Dammit, we were supposed to get some! Butt-Head: Uh huh huh... Settle down, Beavis. Beavis: No!! I won't settle down! Not this time! Dammit, this always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score! It's not fair! We've traveled a... um... um... uh... a hundred miles, because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit! Bus Driver: Hey, buddy! Sit down! Beavis: SHUT UP, ASSWIPE! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score! It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old, like these people - butthey've probably scored! Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! Sit down! Beavis: It's like, this chick's a slut! And look at this guy! He's old! But he's probably scored a million times! Old Guy: Ohhh-ho, yeah. Beavis: But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're NEVER GONNA SCORE! Bus Driver: All right, that's it, numbnuts!!![gets in a fight with Beavis] You want some more, you little punk?! Beavis: I'll kick your ass!
The best part of this is, for me, was the fact that I remember watching this movie as a kid and had no idea what the actual hell they were talking about and all I knew about it was that it was hilarious 😂
Once you see this, you can't unsee it. If you look at the grandma with the white frizzy hair (the one next to the dude in sunglasses), after the scene cuts to the bus driver, her skin tone suddenly appears much more darker. Then after another scene cut it goes back to normal. 😂
Congress laughing like beavis and butthead is truly one of the golden moments of animation.
No doubt.
Nope, it's basic af
@@chambatips3619 *based
Laughed with them😂
@@chambatips3619 your wife's son is basic af
Beavis was worthy of an Oscar with that rant!
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ikr
That rant is always epic 🤣 in the movie when he's yelling at the bus driver he adds "you probably scored, and you're a dork!" 😂
Everyman ever lmfaooooo
Settle down Beavis 🤣🤣🤣
I always died at the old man going "Oh-ho, yeah!"
Unless he thought Beavis was talking about golfing or bowling.
@@ajboomer1347 Oh, he knew what they were telling about
I watched this when I was little and I was in stiches at that line! have to give it another watch
Joe Parkinsson What do you mean by “little” exactly? Lmao
@@ajboomer1347 nah he was that perverted old man that slept with lots of women when he was young.
"Shut up, asswipe!" LMAO!
Still my favourite line of the scene lol
I spit my drink out of my mouth laughin when he said “shut up asswipe”
“This guy’s old, but I’m sure he’s scored a million times!”
“O Ye!”
BUT NOT US! WERE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
@@ashtonferguson-yx6dx
“WE’RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!”
*Show-off!!!* (fyi I’m talking about the old dude 🤭 lol)
@@blackdog8245Bus driver: (furious) “All right! *That’s it, numnuts!!!”* (Driver lands multiple punches on Beavis)
The part that always cracks me up the most is when he yells back at the bus driver.. “Shut Up Asswipe”
Gets me every time!
100% since I was a little one xD
Me too
Lmao same
HEY!!!!! IM WARNING YOU!!!!! SIT DOWN!!!!!!!
I love how the movie treats Beavis angry rant as if it was a heartfelt speech at the end of a political movie and adds really emotional music xD
Yup. They played a score with a rant about not scoring
Apparently the music director got advice from the guy who did the music for Airplane! and was told to keep the music serious. The end result is amazing.
@@clarnicpsu05 oh the irony🤣🤣🤣
It is heartfelt. Poor guy. All he wanted was to get some
what I find funny that half of the lines that both beavis and butt-head say are from actual eps. and that speech did came from a ep. it happened like this. two girls asked them to make out with them. but of course there dumbasses and missed there chance by making a warn turn than catched them making out with other guys. than Beavis got angry than you know how the speech goes and the dude gone and beat him up because he wont shut up.
I love how none of the old folks are bothered by Beavis's speech, and that one guy's reply to scoring a million times.
they’ve probably felt what beavis was feeling before in their life lol
Old grandma had her young and wild days, too.
Beavis' speech was beautiful x,D
The best speech ever given in DC
Jonathan Maderos The 2nd best is at 0:30
[Redacted] we are ready to do you KNOW ! hehe
I want the president to give this speech
It sure was, until it abruptly ended with the bus driver kicking his ass!
Poor Beavis, even when he's serious, he laughs at himself.
Baby Xan Do you seriously not hear Beavis chuckles (almost) every time he finishes a sentence?
Lmao
Beavis probably has terets and laughing is his tick
@@DementedDuskull he needs some bug spray then. I used to have terets eat through my house
@@knuclear200x You know they meant the syndrome right? Tics.
"Beavis and Butthead Do America" was truly one of the most hilarious animated films of all time! No question about it!
Yup I Love This Movie and Still Do To This Day!
Thanks for pointing that out, Vince!
Thanks Man Beavis and Butthead are The Best!
One reason why this movie is so good, Is becuase there is "Truth" behind the stupidity. Every other animated film would have dumbass characters just for the LOL's.
Better than the South Park movie?
“We traveled um um a hundred miles”
Cracks me up every time 😂
It's even funnier considering earlier in the movie the tour guide at the geyser said it would shoot out over 12,000 gallons of water. Beavis replies "that's not that much really."
Lmao I’m glad other people love that line too.
I like how in his own way Beavis was actually complimenting the old folks on the bus during his rant
Legend has it that people cried at this part of the movie
Justice Malcolm the music in the background made it more the reason
@@viewhole1"Uh huh huh huh, you're moved.. uh huh huh"
Uhhuh uhhuh you were crying
😂😂
The legends were true; How do i know? I was one of them.
"we traveled am am 100 miles" LMAO from Vegas to Washington 😂😂
Beavis doesn't know what a mile is.
More like 2000
He was trying. It was a long journey for him.
@@juno9394 Yeah, the guy at the Petrified Forest even told them it was 2000 mines.
They don't live in Vegas, it's most likely it's based off of Albuquerque NM, my home
I feel that pain, Beavis.
Better than raising kids
Settle down Boxes
Have you scored yet?
@@thaddeust.thirdiii736 still no
Same
"Damn it this always happens I think I'm gonna score and then I never score"
Same beavis 😔
Same too
Seems persistent for me and prolly anyone replying to your comment.
Oh look, it's the official pre-game speech of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I agree LOL!
I found this way more funny because the Jags were good last season. Hahaha
hahahahahahahah
This was the motto of Deshone Kizer last year lol
Cleveland browns as well lol 😂
Saw this movie in 1996, still funny in 2016.
Still funny in 2020 and beyond.
Still funny 2021
@@mikkey246 lol
It is a classic of American Animation now.
Still funny in 2075
Most moving moment in cinema history! Period!
Best protest Beavis made.
Best protest anyone has ever made
Reginald McGhee: Beavis’s soliloquy has an almost Shakespearean quality to it.
Beavis speech brought a tear to my eye!!!
Nice This Speech is The Greatest Ever LOL!
Look at this guy ! He's old ! But he's probably scored a million times !!
Old guy - " Ohh Yeah." LMFAO!!
Poor Beavis. A beautiful speech explaining his frustration when he realizes he will never score.
note to self, if you ever want to be in congress you must aquire a laugh like Bevis and Butthead.
Only Butthead. None of them laughed like Beavis.
In order to be in Congress, you need to be a Butthead
Bro that has me dying everytime I watch it
"NO! I won't settle down! Not this time!"
I can't believe Butt-Head is calm.
Me Either LOL I Like Butthead More Then Beavis!
Yes butt-head is a little more calmer than beavis
@@vinceniederman3235 his energy just makes me prefer beavis
Yeah, Butt-Head is more so the straight man of the duo. He's also smarter than Beavis apparently XD
@@jenweeninkI love u
It IS true, old people have probably scored a million times in their youth.
My sister-in-law's grandpa slept with a lot of women while he was married to her grandma. I hope that he burns in hell.
@@stephj505 but at least he scored 😆
@@hombretostadasenpolvo4364 Yeah with a lot of women while he was married.
@@stephj505 get over it girl
@@stephj505 hell doesn't exist this hate will bring you nothing, drop it
GODDAMNIT BEVIS!!!!!! Your beautiful speech brought tears to my eyes:')
I bet he had that frustration build up, and he had to let it out.
That's why Beavis is a real American!
ME TOO!!! 👏😢😭😭😭😠
"We're never gonna score!"
Says it while making whacking-off gestures. Love Beavis!
Beavis's lack of ability to score ended up producing an incredible speech on that bus which has yet to be matched in terms of passion, belief & hornyness... Preach on Brother Beavis.. Preach on!
Thumbs up if you've been able to relate to Beavis
Who in the hell wood admit to this or like the post xd
Not embarassing if it's in the past I used to be scared that I'd never score but now I'm scoring all the time lol
lol
roguetrip99 You are NOT scoring all the time haha :D But everyone is gonna score some day :D I thought too that I never gonna score... but I did and will do several times again... uhuhuhuh! :D That is cool! Uh-huhuhuh
roguetrip99
I looked in a mirror once.
*100000 thumbs up*
MOST MEMORABLE SPEECH EVER!
Was watching and sprayed rockstar out my nostrical cavity LOL
Beavis's speech deserves an oscar
All of Congress laughing Beavis and Butthead style is one of the best jokes in animation
Accurate
their influence is unmatched
@@totallynoteverything1. Beavis 24! Couldn't get much worse than the last few decades of presidents we've had
“We’ve traveled uh uh ummmmm…100 miles” always gets me.
Beavis sure had guts telling the bus driver "Shut up asswipe!"
His drop in expression after getting told that kills me every time
Let’s all be honest, At one point or another we all had this same rant!
😂😂😂 Yes we have
Hi OhShittakeMushrooms!! 😊
Truly an incredible, Oscar-winning speech from the greatest mind of his own generation, summarizing life's problems in an amazingly eloquent fashion.
BEAVIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Agreed!
Agreed
Agreed.
BEAVIS FOR PRESIDENT
BUTTHEAD FOR VICE PRESIDENT.
Agreed
Beavis, the only American that’s not afraid to speak his mind and frustrations! 🇺🇸💥😎
Aren't Americans known for being loud and straightforward?
When he said "Shut Up Asswipe" LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😅😆🤣😂
2:01 We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!!!
Oh hey tinky winky lol
RIP Cloris Leachmen you are scoring in Heaven now.
The Beavis and Butthead franchise is NEVER truly over until they actually scored with chicks!
1:30-2:03 Beavis for president
Are you threatening me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Oscar winning performance right here.
Beavis speech resonates with me so much XD
Immigration in a nutshell.
Preach it, Brother Beavis.
0:15 "Really? Well, where is she?!" You can tell Beavis is starting to get agitated. Years & years of cruel denial have taken their toll. After a lifetime of torment & a long, perilous quest now seemingly within reach of sweet destiny he begins to sense yet another agonizing letdown may be to come
Explains his rant on the bus, kind of an early sign
The only time you felt even the slightest inkling to give Beavis a hug.
Many years later and that congress scene still makes me laugh hard
Why is this not considered one of the great movie speeches? The rousing music, the harsh but very real subject matter... It's just a flawless scene
Clip: *Laughing*
CZcams: (crowd screaming)
Hands Down The Greatest Speech By Beavis Almost Brings Tears To My Eyes LOL and The 2017 Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here Too after Their Winless Season in The NFL!
That Bus Driver was voiced by Richard Linklater! The guy who directed School of Rock, Boyhood, and Dazed and Confused voiced that guy.
+Niatona probably 12 minutes.
How the hell do you know that?
The whole scene with Congress makes too much sense. XD
and the award goes to beavis for most heartfelt moment.🏆
As a virgin, this speaks to me
Hands Down The Best Speech Ever by Beavis Love It!
This is the greatest yet most beautiful speech i have ever heard in my life
I've already graduated high school and I still haven't scored
ha nerd
Matthew Garza same here
i know that feel, bro. I've been so close to scoring and failed it is not even funny.
You`re Not The Only 1 Bub
i just wanted to inform you guys, that i am working hard on getting laid for once. The girl is not the best looking or waht, but it looks like she as desperate as me for love, so i have a chance
The most powerful moment in motion picture history
1:55 And look at this guy he's old, but he's probably scored a million times
Ohhh-ho, yeah!
@@angelmembrane909 🤣🤣😭
@@angelmembrane909 but not us we're never gonna score. we're never gonna score. We're never gonna score
@@richmondjames7798 Alright, that’s it numb nuts!
One of the greatest motivational speeches in cinema history.
Beavis: We can't leave! We never met that chick... Dammit, we were supposed to get some!
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh... Settle down, Beavis.
Beavis: No!! I won't settle down! Not this time! Dammit, this always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score! It's not fair! We've traveled a... um... um... uh... a hundred miles, because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit!
Bus Driver: Hey, buddy! Sit down!
Beavis: SHUT UP, ASSWIPE! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score! It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old, like these people - butthey've probably scored!
Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! Sit down!
Beavis: It's like, this chick's a slut! And look at this guy! He's old! But he's probably scored a million times!
Old Guy: Ohhh-ho, yeah.
Beavis: But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're NEVER GONNA SCORE!
Bus Driver: All right, that's it, numbnuts!!![gets in a fight with Beavis] You want some more, you little punk?!
Beavis: I'll kick your ass!
SHARK ATTACK the awesome speech ever
This movie is hilarious
Shut Up Asswipe lol 😂
Spot-on perfection.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I always lose it at "Shut up, asswipe!" :D
The Bus driver is spoken by Richard Linklater, director of "dazed & confused"
Alright, alright, alright! Good to know! #LOL
Who speaks for Agents Bork and Flemming?
carultch Robert Stack and Greg Kinnear
hallabalooza for real Bruh?
@@carultch Bork
Beavis deserves to get an Oscar award for a best speech.
The best part of this is, for me, was the fact that I remember watching this movie as a kid and had no idea what the actual hell they were talking about and all I knew about it was that it was hilarious 😂
The music brings a tear to these jaded eyes.
"We travelled 100 MILES!" lmao
I love that he needs to think about it and just guesses anyway.
Aww man! I feel you bevis!😕
hypermario x10 same
Same here
1:51 "Hey I'm warning you, SIT DOWN!"
😁😁😁
Shut up asswipe
“We’re never gonna score!” - Beavis
The old man going "Oh-hoo yeah!" makes me bust out laughing every time.
This is insanely relatable. Just looking at everyone, old ugly fat ppl. Like damn they’ve scored but not me.
0:45 i watched this movie like 14 years ago but i completely forgot the part where the entire senate went uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu LMAO
Bus Driver: Hey buddy sit down!
SHUT UP ASSWIPE!!!
Anthony Short KICK YOUR ASS
@@nuknuknuk111 YOU WANT SOME MORE?
HEY I'M WARNING YOU! SIT DOWN!
@@heatseeker2681 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beavis and Butthead, virgins forever more
One of the greatest speeches ever heard.
I can fully relate to Beavis.
Likewise
I can fully relate to Beavis too
Man, you can get away with beating up an underage teenager.
The greatest epiphany he's ever had... xD
Such an inspirational theme playing as he delivers his speech.😂
Beavis speaks the truth! We’re never gonna score!
IT S NOT FAIR, WE NEVER GONNA SCORE, WE NEVER GONNA SCORE, WE NEVER GONNA SCOOORE!
Alright thats it numb nuts
👊✊️
"Each time I think I'm gonna score, but then I don't score!"
"Hey budy! Sit down!"
"Shut up asswipe!"
xDD
0:42 I love how all them laugh like B&B
0:42-0:47 Congress in a nutshell.
Play this at the slowest speed possible. You won’t regret it.
and i did not
The sad part about that speech is it was never nominated for an Oscar.
I have never heard anything so beautiful
The Jacksonville Jaguars and Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here LOL!
2:06 I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT NUMB NUTS
"WANT SOME MORE, HUH, PUNK?!" Lol.
And many years later...they FINALLY scored
I can relate Beavis im 33 and never scored 😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn bro really haha?
Just get a prostitute at that point. How do you make it to 33 and not score? I'm 18 and I want to score right now
@@JohnnyNada you think its sad. I scored but im 27 and never had a girlfriend ever lmao. But i did score alot as the old man said : Ohoh yea!
Beavis survived No Nut November
I'm sorry for Beavis
Me Too The Speech Beavis Makes is Classic!
Once you see this, you can't unsee it. If you look at the grandma with the white frizzy hair (the one next to the dude in sunglasses), after the scene cuts to the bus driver, her skin tone suddenly appears much more darker. Then after another scene cut it goes back to normal. 😂