Nogla and Terroriser REACT to the best Johnny Depp/Amber Heard TikToks
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Can confirm these are the best memes
Cap
thanks man
I agree
@@noglaterroriserreacts2860 this is fake nogla
Nogla's in Paris
“Did you know that for Aquaman, Amber Heard didn’t need a stunt double, because she already had practice hitting men”
I was in FUCKING STITCHES!!!
and was that really Tom Kenny?
Did you snitch?
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
Naw but in all seriousness it's not funny.
🤭
So are the men!
repent gg
Imagine getting clowned on for about a month and literally having nothing to defend yourself against it
I think the judge is enjoying amber turds failure 😂
Thats what happens when you shit in the same hole you dug yourself into
@@nyloaf shit in the same bed you sleep in
@@nyloaf more like shit in the bed you sleep in
She made her bed and then took a shit on it, now she has to lay in it.
Her writing was even strange. They zoomed in and you can see that she has the pen above the pad about 1 cm. She was even lying about writing furiously in her pad.
Also, Johnny has some adhd, and despite doodling seen as not paying attention, for adhd it is found to be helpful to quiet the mind and allows you to focus more on the conversation.
It also means he has something to do while he is busy never looking her in the eyes again.
I do the same thing as well, though I have autism, so yeah, I can understand that, as I often worry if I look like I'm not paying attention when I'm drawing, but I am.
I wonder what he was drawing tho. 🤔
@@leirawhitehart1236 It's a homer :3
@@leirawhitehart1236 It was probably an alpaca
I mean from what I've been seeing he was or is a smoker and it's probably a whole mess to try and get cigarettes into the courtroom so this was probably to replace it temporarily. As he was also seen eating gummy candy of some kind during the trial.
“I think I would’ve remembered if I saw Mr Depp’s penis”
Glad to have Scottish representation during the case, a no bullshit Scotsman just roasting the lawyers question LMAO
That's the one thing everyone needs in their life. A no bullshit scotsman.
@@Connor-ONeill glad i have a Scottish dad
2:35 Sorry to say that it was misheard. Johnny said he would NOT go back. Even if Disney offered him $300M or a million alpacas.
Yeah don’t know how they got it wrong
I think Johnny dodged the bullet to be honest
In all fairness the alpacas isn’t that far fetched, the Bengal Tigers have It written in their contract that the taxpayers must buy them Virtual Reality Instant Replay Facilities whenever they are invented (Yes, technology that doesn’t even exist within the reasonable future is written into a contract).
Now that’s the kinda shit you put INTO a contract so it can be negotiated out later, which begs the question: WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS IN THERE!
2:37 Fun fact: There is an estimated 3 million alpacas world wide, so Johnny wants just shy under 1/3 of all the world alpacas.
It's a steep price, but if it means getting Jack Sparrow back we need to sweeten the deal and give him one million and one alpacas, plus bonus llama. Somebody get South America on the line...
They misheard it. Depp said he WOULDN'T return EVEN IF they offered him that.
@@CeHee123 I'm pretty sure that's obvious, my dude, we're just having a laugh 😉
In all fairness the alpacas isn’t that far fetched, the Bengal Tigers have It written in their contract that the taxpayers must buy them Virtual Reality Instant Replay Facilities whenever they are invented (Yes, technology that doesn’t even exist within the reasonable future is written into a contract).
Now that’s the kinda shit you put INTO a contract so it can be negotiated out later, which begs the question: WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS IN THERE!
Now these memes, they were what you call a *mega pint* of content.
I'll drink to that
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A "Mega pint"?
Always loved that one - a mega pint - well it is either a pint or it is not a pint - you have a mega pint or even a mini pint - as it wouldn't be a pint then - yeah always loved the language they used to try to upsell their so called issues.
I see what you did there...
Fun fact: while everyone's distracted by this fiasco of a trial, Ghislaine Maxwell got 10 years taken off her sentence, and none of her clients have been named.
Thats just fucked.
What really!!!!
Who’s that?
i was already expecting the government to pull sneaky shit like that cause of how big the johnny depp and amber turd case is
what a travesty
Even if johnny doesn't win he's won the hearts of everyone watching this trial
The turd? No
Dude everything in this trial goes in his favor, he’d have to have a judge that hates men to lose this trial. Ambers lawyer is pulling whatever move he can to get someone to slip up and what he does just looks like some random dude she picked off the street, made him watch a few videos on lawyers for a week and had him represent her. If he loses there will be an absolute outcry amongst the public
@@guitargangster66 what are you even saying
@@OmegaQuinn they're terrible lawyers but defamation cases are strange it's not always the person who seems obviously not guilty doesn't always win our justice system is fucked so fucked its comical I doubt amber wins but with the way our justice system is it wouldn't surprise me if she does
@@geezer.d.luffy. I mean honestly with how much Amber has fucked up Johnnys life I wouldn’t be surprised if he sued her for 75% of her assets because she deserves pretty much nothing
Something I found interesting about Heard: if she was truly afraid of Depp and he had abused her, why does she insist on looking like him in court? She’s dressing the exact same as him, surely if you’d been abused by someone you wouldn’t want to look like them? It’s just bizarre
Edit: Amber Turd lost, get pooped on dude
so she really is copying whatever style depp was using at the time? woulda thought she would be doing the opposite, that and the CONSTANT eye contact attempt or w/e XD seriously if your scared for your life you ain't gonna be CONFRONTATIONAL with the person who supposedly threatened you -_-
Remember, she does likely have 2 serious personality disorders so it's not likely she'd respond like a normal person even if it was true, which I'd bet my left nut it isn't.
Side note, mimicking people is a symptom of BPD, which she probably has according to Dr. Curry. She even copied Dr. Curry after her testimony.
Or more to the "point" give him a Bowie knife with the words 'til death's etched into it.
It's something weird narcissists do called mirroring.
@@Hinatachan360 it's a really weird thing, why do they even do that??
I swear at this point Johnny is self aware that the internet has their eye on his every move in that court room
100%
This man is a gem
His acting career maybe finished but his meme career is just starting
@@jonathanwilshaw1133 I doubt his acting career is finished, he's super popular with the people and this trial may give him more acting opportunities
@@realloud999 that is true, and I hope he will be back xD
@@jonathanwilshaw1133 first who is going to breed alpacas so we got 1 million for him?
This trial has been a gold mine for memes it is hard to believe that it is real. Gotta love Johnny depp being himself.
And to think Will Smith also bitch slapped someone in the same year. 2022 is the year of memes.
“When the Internet’s horney it will find a way.” - Nogla 2022
2022* sorry
*Since 1983
The internet... uhh... finds a way.
@@farrex0 so true XD (nicely timed quote with JW 3 coming out this year XD)
This is the way
Amber: My dog stepped on a bee
Dexter: Stay out of my lab, Dee Dee!
Chip Skylark: My shiny teeth and me!
Johnny has done nothing but kept his story straight but amber has constantly changed her story or added to it. Johnny like psychologist said draws in court to keep his mind focused and not have to look at amber while amber has done but talked to the jury or stared daggers at Johnny. No Johnny didn't drink, he had a mega pint
I've watched the live trial almost since the beginning. her stories and her witnesses stories don't make sense. constant change. like for years, she said high and clearr"Johnny broke my nose" only for last week to change it to "I thought I had a broken nose". I think she also admitted that she had her nose broken 2 times and didn't seek medical attention. Who wouldn't go seek medical attention? Beside her "many bruises, busted lips, black eyes a day before appearing on a James Corden or someone else live show and without any sign of these "so call injuries". So many lies in her stories.
Oh and have you seen the moment Johnny's lawyer Camille ask Amber about something in february 2020, Amber agreeing and Camille saying "sorry I misspoke, I meant to say february 2022 only for Amber to go "Right, sorry. I did the same thing you did". Camille didn't make a mistake, she never looked down at her paper during that moment. it was a plan to show Amber lying to everyone.
I have not seen any of these things but just READING about it is hilarious XD seriously she had been THAT scatterbrained and idiotic? like jesus :/ I mean funny but also REALLY scary how crazy some people can be.
@@dragonrage500 The most ridiculous thing about her saying he broke her nose is her insistence that it was one of the photos that she used makeup to conceal. Anyone who's ever had a broken nose can tell you no amount of makeup covers a broken nose
That for pointing out the 2020 2022 between amber and Camille I never noticed that until just now. One of the easiest lawyer or detective ways of trying to get the truth out of someone or fishing to see the person response proving they been lying.
@@Stuart267 yeah I dunno if its funnier, or more frightening in the long run how badly she is doing defending herself, obviously trouble will be coming her way, but if she is this messed up in the head then her reaction/actions after this point are gonna be a REAL problem, as in she could really hurt or cause someone to be hurt badly at this rate, hopefully whoever is in charge or whatever takes precautions when dealing with her to make sure she don't get people hurt or worse. things WILL end up blowing up big time at this rate.
Amber was playing checkers
Camille was playing 4d chess
"Well, Donate, pledge, same thing You can't be that stupid!" Got me dying😂😂 13:40
I love Johnny....he is so down to earth and kind. So glad he's out of that toxic situation.
Love that synchronized sipping at 8:28 lol. The classy music just makes the moment 👌
I saw someone tweet something about “if you don’t take pictures of your abuse then it obviously never happened” in Ambers defense. I had to reply it wasn’t that she didn’t take pictures it was all the times she was photographed by other people literal hours after all the “horrific abuse” she went through that showed no marks. All we got was rosy cheeks and a bruised forearm.
Also that she never took any photos or proof of the actual damning evidence yet took plenty of things that could be set up to make johnny depp look bad.
Yup. She took pictures of some spilled wine, a knife-chipped bed frame, a random small clump of hair, some knocked-over jewelry and clothing racks, a broken TV... And yet not one picture of the cuts she claimed to have sustained on her arms, feet, legs, and back after the Australia incident. She 'documented' soooo much, but then failed to document any cuts? And that's aside from the photographic evidence that shows the complete opposite. The problem isn't that she didn't take pictures- it's that she didn't take pictures of herself but did take pictures of everything else.
Unlike genuine DV victims, she spent so much of her time taping & recording JD yet no photographs of her alleged catalogue of injuries. We SEE you AH.
im 5 months late but also, we must never forget her "two pictures of abuse!" wich were literary the exact same photos just with one having a slightly more red-ish filter on it. were not saying same photo as in same location same clothes same look, no, we're talking pixel perfect identical, with not even a single frame different.
Even her picture of the wooden bed frame that Johnny supposedly broke while attacking her you can see the knife in the picture that was used to crack the wood. She honestly expected people to believe Johnny was able to split of a rounded edge of real hard wood with the sole of his shoes. No, Amber. It was that nice shiny knife you forgot to move off the bed before taking the staged picture. Does she even really have a daughter? Why is she hiring babies to take pictures with if she has a child of her own? How convenient she “had” a daughter right before the big court case. That was a lie too to gain or try to gain sympathy that didn’t work.
This whole trial, Amber has managed to sh*t the bed, both figuratively AND literally.
I love all of the comedy that has sprung out of "My dog stepped on a bee", it is so hard not to join in on the hilarity of it. 😆
I like how Brian's room is filled with noise cancellation foam because he knows his own noise
Hopefully he can’t hear the background music of this video
This is like a whole bunch of clips!
What's really funny about the whole alpaca thing is that there is only around 3 million alpacas on earth, meaning he wants a third of the world's alpacas.
Lowkey just glad to see the entire or majority of the CZcams community taking Johnny's side in their videos while making us laugh our arses off because of how funny said videos are, without needing to make a 'professional' video addressing their ideas lmaoo
"he's like a kid in detention" is 1000% accurate vibes lmao
The Bee saying 'Objection Relevance' I'm in tears... tears flowing.
That creativity is beyond. 🐝 it is 'beauty'.
I am so happy they saw a bit of the "I stepped on a bee" comp because they are so golden 😭
You know what’s funny? Amber thought the internet couldn’t figure stuff out themselves. As if we were back in early 2000s and couldn’t find anything or double check stuff. She’s so delusional and now everyone knows for sure she is lying about a lot of things. If not everything at this point.
I especially love how she gets memed on, calls the internet out on it, and us, as a collective on the internet, snapped back at her so hard and fast with more shit then she could ever be able to put on a bed. Just really amazes ya what the internet can do when the vast majority, if not the entirety, can do when we get offended, even if it's fake offense.
What’s funny is that newspaper are still in her favor and are actively trying to brainwash us
@@chanmandeath2993 The ability to meme on the internet should never be underestimated - there have been some absolute gems of meme's put forward - hat off to all those involved in their creations.
First clip in spanish, basically says "While all the other company's have turned their back on Johnny....Dior has never abandon him"
Nogla and Brian have really good meme chemistry
That’s the truth
but Brians name is spelt with an “ i “ not a “ y “
@@OmegaQuinn thanks
@@eclair3394 no problem
Can't wait for the next part. I could seriously watch an hour of you two reacting to this trial and it would fly by. There are so many hilarious memes.
13:10...
Well played sir. Well played. Johnny is playing 3D chess while the rest of us are eating the checker board.
13:21 I wheezed so much in this part LMAO
13:20 I love this one so much. This guy going over to his daughter talking about the dontation stuff is literally me talking about how dumb, funny or interesting something in the news is with my mom. I totally relate to this.
This entire trial has produced so many memes xD
And just as many laughs.
I love the meme when Amber Heard talks about a Jar and you see Johnny Depp laughing and saying "like a Jar of Dirt"
😂 😂 So hilarious how JD jumped when seeing his nemesis on the pc. I watched the trial and must have missed these parts. Good job guys! My goodness! 😂😩😭That’s why I love this good hearted man, he still is able to be humorous in the mist of all the abuse he suffered from AH and HW. Subbed and shared!
Johnny Depp is the closest thing we will get to a real life Tony Stark
Comic or ACU?
Better be the Comic version where he's actually cold on the outside but internally chill.
The dad absolutely killed me. I donated to the flag..YOU CANT BE THAT STUPID! 😂😂😂
14:02 this whole vid i was laughing but this one got me dying best meme imo
Quite honestly if nogla and terroriser make a podcast I would listen to it.
Drinking coffee and tea, talking about random topics.
This is by far the best tiktok reaction video you and Brian have done together! Fucking love it lmao 🤣
This definitely needs a part two dude
I was hoping for a Jack Sparrow impression by Brian 😂
God damn the line "And you? Fucking Aquaman." was perfectly delivered.
Johnnys reaction to seeing her ex friend had me rolling lmao .
In closing arguments today, Ben Chew brought a alpaca plushie to court and he has it in his coat pocket while addressing the judge and jury.
3:02
"300 millions dollars and a million alpacas"
Depp: **Ka-Ching!!**
Amber Heards lawyer Rotten Bottom asks Johnny if he would do it for 300 million or 100 million alpacas and Johnny is like nope I won’t go back. Lol so classic.
I love Johnnys reaction to Turds ex best friend
5:37 NEVER have i ever heard a bomberman hero soundtrack in a random youtube video. to this legend that put it in, i respect you with my full existence
I'd like to think part of the reason Johnny Depp was cracking up to hard about the alpaca thing is that statement is now in the official court record XD
Anytime I think about all the shit this court reporter has had to record I lose it XD
The dude talking about donating and pledging not being the same thing made me wheeeeeze 😂
Amber: "My dog stepped on a bee 😫"
You better stay far away from Johnny. 🤪
8:45 Brian plays with Noglas amputated arm.
7:08 scared the shit out of me! I was playing minecraft with this video on in the background and fucking had a heart attack.
F
Did you see the end of the virdict? Johnny's team all happy and hugging? Elaine looks over and sees, Amber we need to hug! Lol
My favorite “My dog stepped on a bee” meme is Ricky’s lmao “I have special needs”
He's like, "I told you she would mention the alpacas!"
I love watching these memes. They're really funny. Some may be dark but, hey, still funny. I'd love to see a mini series down the line based on this trial and not only explore the material of the case but also deliver some legit funny moments like Johnny wanting a million Alpacas and so on.
15:07 He proceeded to say "AmberTurd" 3 more times after that.
This is probably by far the most funniest, it had me laughing hard almost had me dead.
"My dog stepped on a bee..." - Amber Turd
"STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!" - Achmed
I stopped on the side of the road to pee😢
I was waiting for the infamous “Aquamaaaaan” line from Johnny
8:34 i took a sip at the same time and started laughing so hard
Amber: pays the lawyer to help her win the case
Johnny depp: pays the lawyer to help win the case and to be friends with him
Pays to win case. and gained a friend for life!
@@EscapeArt15 facts
This was so good! Great job guys!
We can all tell that Amber was casted in aquaman for what she got on the outside but not what she got on the inside
10:28 dammit Nogla her IG comments are now full of thirsty fans 😂😂
😂
Only thing this trial did is just renew my love for Johnny Depp xD
I love these tiktoks of the trial so I might actually go watch the full thing now.
10:35 This cracks me up. Brian and Emperor Palpatine are inseparable.
that was amazing, definitely a funny guy. hope he doesn't change
Nogla and Brian drinking at the same time holds the same energy as him and Evan both having the same sandwich.
I haven’t laughed this much from a CZcams video in a long time. It feels good.
It’s over and I’m still laughing.
Amber's lawyer to Johnny: "Let's not waste the court's and judge's time, ok? Have some respect."
Also Amber's lawyer: *takes 7 minutes looking through his notes, consistently forgets what he wanted to say, tells judge to "hold on", objects to his own question, constantly interrupts Johnny's testimonies, stutters and trips over his words, takes long/awkward breaks, goes silent several times, spends hours talking rather than showing the plentiful "evidence" he claims exists, makes himself facepalm after realizing he told a very obvious lie, asks the witnesses stupid unrelated questions, and tries to start ridiculous arguments with them at every chance he gets*
The best duo is back!!
1:13 brian nocliped to the back rooms
Omg these memes are gold! 😂
This made my day! Excellent content, keep it up!
I mean pledging to the flag is just like buying a house according to Ms. Turd
I saw a clip yesterday that was a close up of Ambers post it note pad and she was pretending to write on it and the pen wasn't even touching the paper and then she passes a black post it to one of the lawyers sitting behind her and the lawyer sitting next to her sees her pretending to write and shakes his head.
Truly the best thing I've seen so far! XD
This was amazing 😂😂😂
12:54 when u stub yr toe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johnny is just charming and the video that u see Johnny freaking out while amber turd filmed...he just found out his mom died
When Nogla and Terroriser sipped their drink at the same time 🤣 epic
There is a fabulous animated TikTok of Johnny on the stand and talking about turd - they have captured Ms Horrid perfectly!
Your bro did a not bad job, would like to see him try and get some more experience pickin vids. Always love you and terroriser gettin together for a react vid.
Just to correct one thing that is wrong, he didn't ask for the 30Million and the million alpacas.
He said that EVEN if they give him that, he would NOT return to the franchise.
"Have you ever considered giving up Nuggies?"🤣🤣🤣
Awe🥺✨ Johnny is such a precious man who needs to be protected ✨💕
My favorite part of the trials was when Johnny got up and said "It's morbin time" and morbed all over Turd's lawyers.
at 8:28 you can tell they are thinking on the same brain wave right then 😂
Best memes, laughed and laughed. Good compilation!
I’m fully convinced everyone wanted to testify just see Johnny.😂😂
I hope Johnny knows that there are a lot more loving memes towards him than Ms. Turd
With about a million views, I like to imagine Johnny has watched this and laughed
You two are awesome New subscriber here Just love the content. Darn you two my laptop screen wore my coffee 🤣🤣
Just came across your video. I watched I subscribed. Too funny 😂😂😂