Zlatan once met a lion, and Zlatan started praying. The lion asked him why was he praying, was it because he didnt want to die? Zlatan replied: “I always pray before I eat”
@@Tcmug528 no one claimed that it is a new original one. I like this kind of quotes which have been probably created for Chuck Norris first, ages ago. Then was used for Zlatan. I like this one most and wanted to share thats all, no one steals anything
he mean that when someone cut the onion the cutter cry for a bit or drop tears from him but now he said the onion start crying or drops tears but if any other normal human cut the onion the human will start dropping tears from his eyes@@alonoalono-cs9yw
Zlatan is not drunk he is trying to be like a lion what a minute he is a lion goodbye lion you’re a legend and will never be forgotten for your Bicycle kick against England and I am from there and was very impressed
Zlatan dosent need the drink
The drink needs Zlatan
Fax
When Zlatan comes to your house your the guest
I knew that was coming
Zlatan once killed a stone with two birds
FAX BRO
When Zlatan Gets arrested
the police gets handcuffed
Nice one
😏😏
No arrested gets Zlatan
💀
😝
When Neil Armstrong take his first step on the moon, Zlatan was waiting there to congratulate him.
😂😂😂 I understand now who took the picture
Underrayed comment
😂😂😂😂
Funny comment
It's funny because Armstrong have never been on the moon.
When Zlatan visits your country then you're the foreigner
copied
Copies vlown go eat some poo
@@miguelcastillo2025and
@@miguelcastillo2025 nobody cares + nobody asked + get a life kid
@@miguelcastillo2025So what? Do you know that there is a huge group of dummies who don't even understand that these are jokes?
When Zlatan play a game, the game has to accept his terms of service.
underrated
Copied
@@_--.--_ you are confidently wrong
@@word9929 we dont care
@@dionnix Check on any other copied comment then
“U dont have idea how hard it was to raise my parents as a single kid”- zlatan
Real warrior ever
It wasn’t hard. This is Zlatan we’re talking about
Did he give birth to his parents?!!!
@@13muller9
Yes. First hid dad and then his mom but from diff moms
Talk the talk and retire
Zlatan doesn't retire from football
Football retires from Zlatan.
The Lion will be remembered forever
Godbye
He retired😭
For not even scoring ONE goal EVER in the world cup & never even reaching the quarterfinals with Sweden 🇸🇪 😳 🤯 😂 🤦♂️
@@GoldenAgeSk8VideoYes with a team like Sweden😂😂😂🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
I am done😂😂😂😂
“Came as a king, left as a legend”
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Once Zlatan took a break while playing football, now it's called Halftime
🗿🍷
🗿
😂
🗿
Once kicked a ball now it's called football
Once Zlatan missed two days of school, it is now called a weekend.🗿
😂😂😂😂😂😂 🗿
😂😂😂
This comment is gold 😹
Best one 😂
🥶
Zlatan doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.
😂
A football club never sells Zlatan, Zlatan sells the club
🗿
😂😂😂
Zlatan just moves from the club because the club is way below his standards.
When Zlatan does push-ups he pushes the earth down
😐
@@unoallin6389 😐
😂😂😂😂
@@vinnime8768 😐
😂😂😂
Zlatan once met a lion, and Zlatan started praying. The lion asked him why was he praying, was it because he didnt want to die? Zlatan replied: “I always pray before I eat”
🥶
🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵
NAHHHHHH COLD 🥶
Ice cold
😂😂😂😂
When zlatan gets in sunshine ,he doesn't get tanned ,the sun gets zlatanned 💀
😂
Zlatan doesn't fear death
Death fears Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't walk, he rotates the earth under his feet.
damn underrated
aye! that was good bro..🤣🤣🤣
Nah this is way too underrated
Why is this so so underrated 🤣🤣🤣
Nice one 😂😂🔥
When Zlatan’s phone rings in the cinema, the movie pauses
Clean one
wkwkwk
no one call zalatan zalatn call others
Bazari araa😂😂
@@manaskukreti.7108 wdym
Zlatan doesn't speak, words run out of his mouth from fear
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.
gkhfj
when zlatan is found guilty the judge goes the jail
😂😂😂
Zlatan is not guilty, guilty is Zlatan
@@N4RCIS3 😂😂
😂🙌
1000th like 😗
When Zlatan visits a doctor, the doctor tells his problems to Zlatan.
😂 good one bro👍😅
Good one 😂
The doctor visits zalatan
the doctor visits zalatan
Man 😂😂😂😂
When cops pull Zlatan over, the cops apologize to Zlatan
If zlatan gets a question wrong in history,the history changes
underrated
Zlatan was born with 8 balls, he kept 2 with himself and the other 6 are now known as infinity stones..
Underrated comment...
Broo...😂
It mean zlatan doesn't have dick* 😅 he as only balls
So, iron man got hit by his balls?
Zlatan comment of the day😂
“Zlatan doesn’t compare to people”
-Zlatan Ibrahimovic
When Zlatan hits one person, two guys get hit. Zlatan effect.
😂😂😂
When Zlatan downloads an app, It accepts Zlatan's terms and Conditions
Underrated
😂
Underrated 😂
underrraaaatteddd
Nice one
Zlatan started the Cold War by opening his refrigerator
ahhaahaha good one
I can't! 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best one 😂😂
Underrated comment😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan visits bank , he provides loan to bank.
Good one bro 😂😂
Zlatan doesn't turn on the shower he just stares at it until it starts crying
lmfaoooooooooo
When Zlatan walk’s his Dog the dog says
“Don’t worry he doesn’t Bite”….
🐶 💬
hahahahaha
Marvelous
Suarez 😂
Bro, I legit laughed for a good minute 😂🤣
lol
When Zlatan eats , the nutrients get Zlatan.
Yo these comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 finally a new one
🤣
Lol😂
When Zlatan gets disturbed, the disturbance apologises
When zlatan plays a video game,the video game spends his free time with zlatan
When Zlatan got late to school, the other kids apologised for being early
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True underrated
Lmaoooo
The FBI dosent investigate zlatan.
Zlatan investigates the FBI
When Zlatan goes to court, he sentences the judge to prison
When Zlatan visits website , the website accepts his cookies
261 likes no comment lemme fix this
Make it 'balls', it will sound better 💀💀😂😂
@@ayushsengupta2645bro are you like 7
@@enerelella119yes
When Zlatan was born , He congratulated his parents
really gooood one
wtf that is a good one 🤣
Tooo underrated bruh😂😂😂😂
Cuando nació Zlatan automáticamente su padre dejo ser el hombre de la casa
😂😂😂
"Regulations are for the regular players, I am Zlatan". Brilliant Z, just Brilliant 👏 😅
Zlatan does not take oxygen, oxygen reach zlatans lungs to respect 🌚
When Zlatan was at school, the teacher had to raise her hand to talk to him.
Yoo
😂
Rise?
@@albuquerquenm3543 my bad, fixed
Ain't that funny
If Zlatan doesn't breathe air for 3 minutes, air will die
XD
😂
Underrated 😢
Zlatan's comment section is the funniest comment section😂😂❤
Zlatan went to Africa
He met a lion and started praying
Lion: What you pray not to be eaten
Zlatan: I always pray before i eat
Wow
Bro Zlatan shoulderthe shit out of him
he just fell on him lmao, not logical in taking that guy down
He literally bodied two of them bahahhaahhahahaha
Fanatical explosive clavicle
That was a payback 🤣
Zlatan doesn't wear a wristwatch, he decides what the time is.
nice one
@@aryaop6026copied comment , you can't even find something else😂
@@mpsinghchauhan9346bro what
Zlatan is not soccer player. The ball is he soccer.
Zlatan is kind of the guy that can pause online game
Zlatan had his own movie on Netflix 💀💀💀💀💀
“Regulations are for the regular players, I am Zlatan.” - Zlatan.
No way, did he just say that in the video? That's crazy...
Lol must be edited 🤣🔥
...so you re an arrogant regular player
🔥
@@impe04 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated
You mean water gets Zlatanated😂
@@pesunitedgamer8277 😂
When Zlatan rubs the magic lamp, he grants the genie 3 wishes
When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missing calls from Zlatan
It's Good
Nice one
stolen
@@Tcmug528 no one claimed that it is a new original one. I like this kind of quotes which have been probably created for Chuck Norris first, ages ago. Then was used for Zlatan. I like this one most and wanted to share thats all, no one steals anything
😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan cuts a onion, the onion starts crying
Thats How It should work, I don’t know What is so special in This comment.
@@alonoalono-cs9ywthe onion cries not zlatan
UNDERRATED
😂
he mean that when someone cut the onion the cutter cry for a bit or drop tears from him but now he said the onion start crying or drops tears but if any other normal human cut the onion the human will start dropping tears from his eyes@@alonoalono-cs9yw
zlatan doesn't make mistakes
mistakes make zla... wait what💀☠️
Full dark 😮
Dude went to the ambiguity zone
Zlatan doesn't make mistakes he makes corrections
Zlatan named his parents right after being born.
When Zlatan failed a test, his parent hide the exam results from him
U mean test failed Zlatan?
Tests fail at taking Zlatan.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
And the teacher got arrested for failing Zlatan
'When Zlatan applied for a job, he interviews the boss'
underrated
Actually Underrated
This needs to be on top....👑
Zlatan being aggressive some times he was always truthful and honest. Im Zlatan and Zlatan is how he is. Period
Zlatan doesn't flush the toilet he just scares The Shit Out Of It
Underrated 😂
😂
🤣🤣
😅😅😅
😂🤣
Zlatan never has to worry about any questions, because Zlatan is the answer…
Others drinks: kicks ball
Zlatan drinks : kicks opponents
Zlatan got caught stealing a chocolate bar from his local store, the shop keeper asked Zlatan if he wanted a refund.
😂😂😂😂
That's a new one
Ain't that funny
When zlatans phone rings in the cinema the movie pauses
Best one 😂
Hadn’t heard that one yet 👏😂😂😂
Wkwk
I love how he tries to help the player he just killed😂
Zlatan is Karius idol... so much so he wanted to pass to him... only to realize, it was benzema... hashtag... ucl final 2018...
Zlatan's comment section is one of the best comment section 😂😂
Zlatan doesn't need comment section
Comment section needs zlatan
agree lol XD
It's cringe as hell
@@eho6380 it’s cause most of them are just copied and there is no new ones. Have to say it was funny at first, but then it just became unfunny.
Zlatan dont pay his driver for his job, he helps him with the money and the driver drives his car for his gratitude
Zlatan doesnt pay the driver, The driver pays zlatan
Zlatan doesnt pay, Pay does zlatan
guy named pay:😵
@@MessiBetterThanRonaldoInGames 💀
@@MessiBetterThanRonaldoInGames Depay, Maupay 💀
When Zlatan scores an own goal its classed as a goal for Zlatan's team 💪 🗿 🦁
When Zlatan stays in a hotel, the manager has to pay
Wait... isn't already the case?
Once Zlatan taped a alarm clock to his hand so he can see the time, it now called a wristwatch 🗿🗿
Zlatan has a nice personality.Respect💯
When Zlatan breaths, the air survive
Bruh🥶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan doesn’t flush the toilet,
He scares the sh*t out of it
Hahahahaha !!!
Lmao this is the best one 😂😂😂
And the best comment of the year award goes to.......!
Best comment ever 😂
Underrated 😂😂
Once Zlatan skipped past 2-3 players with the ball in a certain way , now we call it dribbling...🔥
Zlatan once wrote answers without seeing the book, now it is called exam.🗿
Zlatan doesn't breathe
The oxygen visits his lungs to pay respect
😂
😂
"Lions don't compare themselves with humans".
- Zlatan
Although we dont see anymore of Zlatan, we respect his career!
One day , Zlatan kicked a ball. Now we call it Football
it is called soccer before Zlatan
@@bigchungus5623 its never been soccer
@@Mark_CTN it’s been called soccer before it was called football
@@maybefunny3196 and on the first day, god created 'Merica
@@Mark_CTN
Soccer is a term made up by the English.
Probably before America was even invented.
Reading these comments made me realize that Zlatan has reached Chuck Norris level.
Zlatan doesnt reach the chuck norris level.. chuck norris level reached Zlatan
Nah its the other way around
He’s beyond ;)
Chuck Norris is an actor, Zlatan is an act.
@@eswarjuri *the act
Zlatan once took out some food and ate it during class, that’s now called lunch🥪🍱
When police catches Zlatan from speeding, he writes a ticket for everyone else on the road for going too slow.
underrated
Underrated asf
This is too good
Lol
😂😂
When ZLATAN wears CONDOM it feels protected by him 💀
I legit laughed for a good minute 😂
When Zlatan said “Regulations are for the regular players I’m Zlatan” I got scared 😂😂
When the ref shows Zlatan a red card, the game continues with 1 less man, 11 on both teams and no ref.
12 likes 0 comments lemme fix that
Only 14 likes and 1comment let me fix that
@@abtakgaming541 1 mother but no father? lemme fix that
@@luffyisHIM4 only your mother and me lemme fix that oh !! Then you came
@@abtakgaming541 your fathers gone hmm let me see i cant fix that
When Zlatan breaks a law
The law gets removed
"When zlatan reads a book the book gains knowledge"
When Zlatan goes to the beach he doesn't get sun tanned ;the sun gets zla-tanned!!
When Zlatan drinks, the drink gets charged up with energy.
Zlatan is the fuckin' Matrix of the football
When Zlatan fouls you, you just received a blessing from king Zlatan. If Zlatan gets a red card he won the lottery.
When Zlatan visits a country, the immigration office needs a valid visa
''Zlatan does not fight with anyone ,
But everyone fight with Zlatan ''
His confidence is at another level. Hats offs
Zlatan is that one guy who takes sunbath to give some vitamin d to sun.
How does that work does Zlatan burn and glow like the sun?
@@tanisegsge4586 yes
😂🥵
When Zlatan was doing a lie detector test the lie detector had to confess to Zlatan
Zlatan is not drunk he is trying to be like a lion what a minute he is a lion goodbye lion you’re a legend and will never be forgotten for your Bicycle kick against England and I am from there and was very impressed
Zlatan doesn't play for Sweden
Sweden play for Zlatan
This is like an active and passive voice we are learning here 😂😂😂😂