CORRECTIONS Episode 76: Week of Monday, March 13
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like falsely claiming he has never said "Eureka!" and calling a female bear a woman.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 76: Week of Monday, March 13 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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The corrections cinematic universe is just incredible. The callbacks, interaction, and meta jokes are something that no late night talk show host has ever done before and probably won't ever do again. Thank you, Seth and crew, for a truly outstanding segment. Can't wait for James Corden to get another Emmy ❤
r u serious
Corden got...
I thought Corden was canelled for being a d*ck, but people tend to like that kind of people and funny less ones like Kimmel
Cordon isnt in his eyesight anymore. Its that damned John Oliver
CCU 😅
@@italiahockey At least you could make an argument about John Oliver deserving one. Cordon? No.
Seth is getting the Jackels to write jokes for him. Can't wait for the surprise inspection of the Jackel writers.
I legitimately want this to happen!
Jackal
Oh yes! That's a great idea! Something tells me the graphics department would make us something extra special for our jackal inspection!
we are always 'skulking' around...
Can you imagine the headshots of us they would select?? LOL please do this!!!!!!
Back in my day all of Seth's corrections fit on a single piece of paper
When Seth imitated Randy Johnson's throw, he used his right hand and as we all know Randy Johnson was a left-hander. That was a major throw pas.
That's a technical faux-pas. Yes, Randy Johnson is a left-handed pitcher, but late night comics aren't that perfect.
@@johnobrien2373 You didn't get the play on words?
"throw pas"! Get it? Get it? What's The abbreviation for when you roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the exact same time?
@@waltermoon1241 easy to be cynical, hard to be original
@@lsaideOK i thought it was pretty funny
...good catch.. on your part
... could've easily ..fumbled it..
Jackal joke of the week deserves a jingle and a graphic
I did not understand it
@@janemorriss4548 that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a fanfare and graphics package akin to "animal flubs".
@@janemorriss4548 Did you watch last week's episode?
Or perhaps even a trophy to put on the desk?!🏆Might I suggest a jackal or Mac Tonight theme? I'm sure one of our fellow Jackals could create something...something that might look like a Jackal Emmy perhaps...? Who knows? 🤷♀️ 🐾
YES! And it should be a redubbed version of "Animal Flubs".
"Jackal joke of the week
Jackal joke of the week
Now it's time for
Jackal joke of the week."
Repeat 7-17x.
The only time travel joke I know: the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Perfect.
intense surely?
...and the Muon says 'pint of Lager please, barman'.
A Muon walks in to a bar 🍺.
@@iandalziel7405 There's a joke there.........
brb
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't get it.
The fact that Seth just discovered it's "mourning" dove totally made my mourning.
Condolulations 🥲
Cerection: it made your *"morning"* , i believe?
@@peytongonavy please tell me you're joking
Lol
I was totally expecting him to connect how much mourning doves and pigeons look very similar, just with a different color pallet.
I said it once and I'll say it again! Episode 66 has my vote for our Emmy Nomination this year! It has everything; Christmas cheer, the denial of staff submissions, multiple Seth impressions, Mikey the Shoe and the Grinch, the Christmas gliss that turns everything on the desk into chocolate, Seths jacked pic of the Mike Scollins tank top, the story and first musical clip of the "Baze of Glory", a continuation of the pillow anvils, the beginning of the Mac Tonight fanmail, mentions of day drinking with Lizzo, another story abt the lovely Mrs. Meyers, Seth's secret Santa gift, chocolate mugs and props, and all the fits of giggles from Seth! Vote for Episode 66!
the "baze of glory" bit is one my favorite things
Only thing missing was a letter from EB White
Migod, you’re right! Number 66 is the best!!!
Absolutely perfect choice!
That special feeling when your correction makes it on "Corrections."
🎉 congrats
Well done!
I live in hope 🤣✌️
Bravissimo!
@@S.Pociecha What like the bra shop?
A benefit of being a jackal is getting insider info like them being on vacation the upcoming week, while everyone else has to wait and be disappointed on Monday.
Are you forgetting that only a few weeks ago we were told "See Me NEXT week" and we were kept waiting for two weeks? How soon we forget....
I'm already disappointed. What am I going to watch at 3 am for the next week? Well, Jimmy ...
Ah, the perks of being a jackal: we don’t have to wait until Monday to be disappointed, we can be disappointed today!
Right. We get to be disappointed 4 days earlier.
Or maybe he is playing a call forward for 2 weeks ago
I was expecting a call-back on the "hearse going over a cliff" bit, but then I remembered that Corrections is un-re-hearsed.
GROAN!
Don't you think the camera boom (when the camera goes up) to the Mac in last week's episode was proof they rehearse at least a little? Plus the Nicholson clips.. I think they rehearse a little. Then again, maybe they're actually good at their jobs 😂
A call forward is the most wonderfully silly and yet clever thing to create. Seth, you’re at the top of your game.
Sometimes Corrections feels like Surprise Inspection but for the Jackals
That makes us honorary Late Night writers! Jackals unite!
I just checked Randy Johnson's photography site and HOLY CRAP IT IS HIS ACTUAL LOGO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for fact checking this! Seth must know there’s always a jackal who will check!!
I am so glad I wasn't the only one, this is the best thing ever I am DYING
Yeah - I thought it was probably true due to his insistence that it was, but still had to see it for myself.
He's studying his web traffic thinking "Why am I getting so many hits coming from CZcams?"
The bird didn't die, it lived on
It’s safe to say there will be more herpes jokes in the future. They never truly go away.
herpes also spells sphere - it does get around...
@@iandalziel7405 Acyclovir...
You mean a recurring joke?
Lol
You're hired. Can you start on Monday and do you have any idea how to catch an owl?
"I was told a female bear is not called a woman.. okay TERF." 💀💀💀💀 ❤
I'm so mystified by this joke-what does it mean??? Please Help
@@Gilliganfrog TERF = Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. He's basically joking that they're anti-woke for saying a female bear isn't a woman.
So hilarious... I'm crying laughing 🤣🤣 The Koala in funereal garb did me in!
It's called a "fascinator."
Yeah, that was funnier than the sum total of all the Animal Flubs stuff before it.
I starting laughing aloud and accidentally woke my wife, who asked if I was ok.
@@stephen3164 I'm imagining you doing that silent shake kind of laugh where you can't tell if the person is laughing or crying and the only context your wife has is the paused image of the mourning koala on your phone
The hard stare into the camera after!
"Animal Deaths" had me hoping for a whole mini segment during Seth's pause (paws)
What a tease
I did the same.
Episode 66 is definitely the one to submit for the Emmy
::Stefon voice:: it has everything
Oh just perfect!! I can so see him doing that! Now I have to go watch SNL! Good thing to do for the hiatus.
Just heard Karen Che substitute host on Wait Wait Don’t Tell (NPR). She did a fantastic job!!!
So glad Seth’s team discovered and promoted her work. You guys are the GOAT!
After watching this episode I went back and rewatched Episode 66, and everyone is right….it’s perfect. It’s self-contained enough that its appeal is broad, and it’s freaking hilarious. Can’t wait for that Emmy! 😎
No watch episode 65 and you will understand why people like episode 66.
That's why they need to submit episode 65 for emmy nomination
Episode 65 is much better when you've seen Episode 64. They should submit episode 64.
I think we, as a jackal community, need to create an awards ceremony of our own.
If that’s the game, I nominate episode 63. It really is the “Year One” episode which sets up the whole Episodes 64, 65, 66 Trilogy.
@@mmoncur regress incoming..!
Why do these just keep getting better and better? I can't watch in the middle of the night anymore, because my neighbors are going to start complaining about my loud laughter! "Kenny, I give you the green light" caught me off guard and I really needed that laugh! _Chef's Kiss_
Liked you comment; loved your icon
@@istdochallesegal3427 Thank you! I can't believe I made that graphic over a year ago. 😞
"Animal deaths" 😂😂😂
I need someone to share my joy in this show with. My wife asked what I was laughing about, and after I explained she said "Yeah, I never laugh when you're watching that guy."
Corrections Ep. 70 is epic because we were introduced to *Mac Tonightmare*
Seven days.
@@desmondmolloy9173 Pah.
I watched 'Too Many Cooks'.
All the way through.
Unfazeable, now.
As a former turkey-processing plant worker, I can assure you that the ingredients and the nuggets in a chicken-nugget factory are not processed in the frozen state. A reasonably alert and nimble child could snag some nuggets before they are frozen. The nuggets are raw in some places and the factory is cold, but any fast-food diner probably has encountered worse.
THANK. YOU. As a not former poultry processor but a jackal with a brain, I have been flogging that message here tonight and am deeply grateful for your expert testimony. 💐
I hear you and I have also had warehouse jobs (though not in meat processing). Wouldn't it freeze in the refrigerated truck en route to New York from the plants that are predominantly in the Southern and Midwestern states? I know what you see at the end of your shift, but I think what HE sees in New York is different.
@@johnobrien2373 There was a fast-freezing step in our processing. They called it the "blast chiller" and it was cold af and windy af. Food was frozen as quickly as possible before moving to regular storage freezers and then to the trucks.
@@mitchellminer9597 I had no idea how it worked, tbh. It's good to learn things! I still don't know about 99% of how meat-processing plants work, but I'm glad you could provide some insight! Thank you, sir! 🙂
@@Torrana I also had questions about that statement. Surely the whole purpose of a nugget processing facility would be to take poultry and process it into nuggets. To say "the nuggets are frozen so a child couldn't get to them" seems to imply that either:
1. The child ONLY has access to the finished product and not to any of the other steps along the way, which, honestly, at that point the fact they were frozen would be far from their biggest problem. How are they going to break into the sealed bags, since I assume most factories don't just dump all their frozen nuggets into a pile and then have employees come and sort them one by one into bags; it's likely just one of the steps along the conveyor belt, surely. More importantly, how is this child expected to survive since - seeing as they only have access to the end product - *they have been locked in a freezer*. Typically, you don't store frozen food at room temperature, and since the hypothetical child can only access to final, frozen nuggets, I assume they have been locked inside the freezer. "You wanted nuggets? Now you shall BECOME a nugget!"
2. From the moment the birds are brought to processing, they are frozen and at absolutely no point in the process are they ever in a non-frozen state. I'm unsure how this would work, since nuggets are all precooked before being frozen, unless the birds are brought to the plant fully cooked? Beyond that, though, it seems like it would take up so much more energy to process frozen birds, stripping out the bones, crushing up the meat, forming it into nuggets. You think at some point someone along the way would have pointed out how much easier so many aspects of this process would be if they were simply to, you know, *slightly thaw* the meat first.
Thank you for bringing back my favorite koala from Animal Flubs 🤣
They have syphilis
Correction: it's the only koala from Animal Flubs
@@EmpyreanLightASMR Thank you for bringing back my favorite character, the koala, from Animal Flubs.
@@promakos962 Much better 😂
Too funny!
Holiday episode 66 with the Chocolate figures that Seth ate was incredible! Definitely deserves an Emmy!
Regarding the bird getting hit by a baseball, that story came out as my husband was trying to explain the rules of baseball to me. Me: So would that be considered a fowl ball?
I'm glad you're happily married, because that's officially considered a "dad" joke! 😂
Also, it's technically a "ball" since it didn't cross the plate.
This is why I stay up past midnight on Thursdays ❤️❤️❤️
Jackalanda Forever!
A call forward is brilliant.
Jackal-on-jackal correction: the toddler in the chicken nugget factory could indeed eat the nuggets to avoid starvation, because they are formed, coated, and deep-fried *BEFORE* being frozen and packaged. Provided the toddler could find the proper point on the assembly line, an endless stream of warm edible fried nuggets would be available.
[edit] Unless of course it's possible to starve on a diet of only chicken nuggets, just as arctic hunters have starved on a diet of rabbits.
Rabbit starvation, nice. A toddler in a chicken nugget factory should be more concerned about apotheosis in my head cannon.
Correction: Unless there is also drinking water in that factory, they would probably die of dehydration (irregular heart rhythms, organ failure, coma, and eventual death) long before the malnutrition of only eating chicken nuggets would set in.
@@AhavaMathCorrection of Correction:
Since we have already as a given that the factory deep fries the nuggets before freezing them, any competent child could easily break off a chunk of ice from the freezing chamber--the child may even purposely open the freezing chambers to force deposition of ice crystals from the ambient humidity onto the cold surface. The child may then easily harvest said ice, and scoop it up for consumption. Thus, dehydration is clearly not a problem for a child whose mental faculties are in tact.
@@sachinita Correction of correction of correction:
So I took a look at how factories freeze food, and I'll grant there are different methods, such as blast freezing. But needless to say, there are no chunks of ice laying around for the child to break off and melt.
So, no. Unless they have a vending machine with drinks or a water fountain, then there is no water for the child to drink.
@@AhavaMath I concede. This is a good example of Jackal on Jackal on Jackal on Jackal action!
The "call-forward" joke is way too funny
It is the joke of all time🤣
Corrections is why I get up in the morning. Love you guys!
What do you do all the other days to get up?
Really Seth's Late Night show is only on maybe two weeks a month. It
would be my favorite show. But Seth
is always on vacation
Me too - but it’s spelled with an “e”, not “co”.
It's why I get up when I'm mourning.
@@stephen3164 That's called "morning wood." I guess it's kinda worth bragging about, since it means you don't have ED. My guess is you're with Shoemaker in voting for episode 69?
I want to thank Seth and crew for keeping some of the pandemic changes. The dressing down, using Corrections to use the crew-only laugh track. Makes it the absolute best in late night. I would like to see a regulsr episode here or there with the crew-only laugh track. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
I love hearing the writers laugh. There are episodes where I'm like "Amber wrote that, I heard her laughing" 🤣✌️
I feel like it truly is just for us❤
Eureka! Seth is a Time Lord!! 🤣
If you're faced with two bad options, that's not really a "jackal's paradox", it's more of a "jackal's dilemma". A paradox would be something that carries an inherent unresolvable contradiction, such as the sentence "this sentence is false" or the fact that Seth appears to be annoyed by doing Corrections but also spends a lot of time with it even though he doesn't have to.
Change that 0 to an a, pronto!
I had to stop and rewatch the call forward joke, and now I am truly in awe over the layers of jokes and emotions this segment provides on my Friday mornings. I think the service you and your writers provide in kickstarting my weekend is outstanding, and I pray we get to see this win the awards it deserves. From a Jack_L
According to Seth, Corrections is all Seth.
Noooooo! Don’t want yet another week with no Seth! 😢 I suppose we all need our breaks now and then...but it’s torture to wait for my favorite late night host! 😂❤
Rewatch the attic shows meanwhile! They'rehilarious and you can see the seeds for Corrections being planted. 🐾
And what if we already did that??
@@johnobrien2373 Do it again but make it a drinking game!!🥴😉
Seth Meyers has too much of an effect on my overall level of happiness.
@@Myron90 Right there with you. I have a spot of anxiety about him ever quitting, and I'm extremely invested in the next Emmys.
I agree that Episode 66 was the most hilarious and so much fun to watch Seth crack up as he bit into his desk toys and mug!
First of all, the "ok terf" joke made me die laughing, love from this trans dude
Your comment about his drink got me on a Google binge. I like the dirty Shirley concept: apparently Red Vodka is a thing? So it could be a red vodka soda no grenadine? Other guesses are Campari cocktail or Aperol spritz or some other aperitif concoction?
Or just maybe it's hibiscus tea as a prop cocktail 🍹🍸?🤗
I believe owls appear to be smart because Owl answered all of Pooh bears questions. He was the wise friend that Tigger went to when he was confused. He helped find Roo when he was lost, and he cheered Eeyore up when he was sad.
Owls are the companions of Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom- sprouted whole formed from Zeus's head- daughter only of his thoughts
@@richardjensen5459Turns out Athena was a huge Winnie the Pooh fan. Also turns out that Greek gods were quite good at time travel.
Correction because we can't have nice things: in the original stories, Owl was clearly a parody of that friend who pretends to be smart but doesn't actually know much. For instance, he couldn't spell "Happy Birthday" so he made it up, and then lied to Pooh about what it said when Pooh thought it looked longer than usual.
There was also the tootsie pop owl who pretended to be knowledgeable but was just eating children's candy right in front of them in the name of science. It was all downhill for owls after ancient mythology
If you can find it, you want series 7 episode 3 of the BBC radio sketch comedy "John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme". Its explanation of why we think of owls as intelligent when they're actually morons is sublime.
You had me laughing, then slipped the knife into my ribs. Two Weeks?!? Two weeks to the next Corrections?? There's no reason to live! Where's my Randy Johnson fastball??
[Apologies for stealing Conan's bit...]
Yes...my heart sank when he said "two weeks " ... then I decided to catch up on all the corrections I've missed. Il start with 66🎉
It's crazy how much I laughed at this! I was afraid you were tiring of the segment. I'm glad I seem to have been wrong...
The thing I like most about corrections is I feel I have found my tribe. Just the simple idiotic jokes and laugh out loud eye rolls makes me feel seen. Thank you all! Now lets all meet up for a polar bear plunge wearing nothing but Mac The Knife masks and some adult beverages (seth is buying)
CROSS-JACKAL CORRECTION: pigeons are not the smartest birds - crows and ravens are! corvids have the longest childhoods of birds (~two years), because the tradeoff of an extended period of helplessness is more developed brains. this is why humans are the smartest in the animal kingdom - babies and toddlers are helpless for so unusually long.
edit: just got to the part in the episode where you mention the exploded mourning dove - not a correction, but since we're on the topic of owls, i wanted to add that when people think they're hearing owls hooting in north america, it's usually a mourning dove's coo! they're quite common in new york, too. they're really cute!
pigeons are still more intelligent than owls, i believe.
Well put! I think the earlier Jackal used Pigeons just for the pun, thus negating what we are doing here.
Cross-Cross JACKAL CORRECTION: Akctually the Red-billed Quelea is the smartest wild bird because it has the largest population on earth at 1.5 billion, making it the most survivalist/populace and therefore superior bird that exists. Smart in the wild = survival and propagation of your species.
Morrighan is one of the goddesses I work with as a pagan and I have hawk medicine in my native American totem so I've been loving all the bird shenanigans the last couple weeks 😂
When you want to sleep in, mourning doves are obnoxious.
4:10 "Can't have Seth Meyers with a little S and M." You meant WITHOUT. Although you did immediately point out that it should be a capital S and M, so maybe you DID mean you can't have it with a little s and m.
The discipline (D), definitely isn't the forte of this series.
so M and M is a whole other thing?
BDSM&M ?
Tucker Carlson would loose his mind.
@@fdabelstein Now I'm picturing the green M&M in a dominatrix outfit.
The audible GASP when Seth said "Jackal joke of the week"!
Seth,the video of Randy Johnson Hitting that bird was the inspiration for Prince to write the song "When Doves Cry".or maybe not.
Groan!
Animal deaths killed me 😆 12:25
I laughed so hard so many times. Victor Monster immidiately followed by the female bear. I love that the joke went in exactly the direction I thought it would go, just more direct and immidiately bashing.
Oh Seth, I laughed out loud at the koala in the black hat! And your finger taps when telling Kenny you are giving him the green light to catch the owl!! I love your silly humor and faces and the call backs and well, everything about Corrections! Enjoy your week off then get back here to make us laugh soon. :)
Corrections is honestly the only CZcams video that I laugh at. Thanks Seth. At most, I smile at the other late night shows including Seth's other stuff.
You can’t have Seth meyers WITHOUT a little s&m. You said with. 🦊
Something about his sentence was driving me nuts and I couldn't figure it out. *turns in my jackal card* Good catch haha
That’s what it was!!! Thank you! I knew it was to be funny but my brain kept tripping on that .
Thank you jackals I laughed out loud 5 times so far
That pigeon joke flew over my head.
I literally get so excited when I see a new CORRECTIONS episode and it never disappoints 😂
This is going to drive me to an early grave. If the Specjackular isn't an episode, then every episode following it is off by one in the playlist because it's numbered as an episode. Edit: could not have been happier about that eureka joke
Every episode is a Specjackular.
It's not an episode of corrections, but it's still part of the corrections kind/type, so it makes sense to still number it! It's like a crossover episode of a TV show that doesn't really fit in the narrative, ya know?
@@commaJim I guess it depends on the function of the episode labeling, but I see your point. I'm coming at it from a broadcast perspective, I suppose, where I'd expect it to be numbered 0. If they genuinely want to differentiate them for Emmy categories they should differentiate their numbering imo
The herpes jokes are getting so good that I have to tell all of my potential partners about them
That Corrections Episode was FANTASTIC. Thankyou.
I love your understanding of the Jackal's Paradox! Eureka! You've got it!
Technically the episode 64 clip only demonstrates a mention of the word “Eureka”, not a use. He *said* he used it, but he could have lied.
Oh ye of little faith
...still waiting for Seth to 'scream' "Eureka"
Oh now everyone's Archimedean!
:- )
WhAAAt? You think our dearest Seth Meyers LIES during #CORRECTIONS !!! Oh my stars and stripes, I will never be able to take he seriously again! The illusion has been shattered.
Technically, saying a sentence that includes the work 'eureka' IS using the word.
_Ehhh … good enough._
- Mediocrates
OMG - this is the first time that I know the comments Seth is referring to! I feel like I've graduated to a new level of Jackel!
Reading the comments makes the show last longer in my head, that and sometimes the comments are funnier than the show.
@@anro7137 absolutely!
As a parish pastor, I have ridden in my share of hearse's. What I have discovered is that morticians have a sense of humor to die for. There have been several times (yes, more than one time) that between the church and the graveyard, while leading the funeral procession, the funeral director and I have been laughing so hard that it was almost embarrassing. We had to take a moment before opening the front two doors to collect ourselves. The person in the back had the ride of their life. The grandchildren just wouldn't understand that back in their day...
Sounds like they put the "fun" in funeral.
@@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677 - or added an 'un' to 'feral'
quite the inter mission...
Samurai Bricks!!!!! 😂
I had no idea!!! Corrections? I love it! I'll go binge listen/ watch while I'm working this week. ✌️🤣
Welcome! We welcome you with open paws!
@@lynnhettrick7588 😁thank you!!! All 🐾🐕 on deck.
Read all the comment sections too! So much fun!
@@anro7137 👍😂✌️ I see!! Thank you!
Watching Seth admit to being a sadist in front of the staff was epic.
Lol
This was an outstanding variety special (pre-recorded)!
Does regular corrections cont as variety? It has jokes and songs, so probably
@@petecoogan I checked and I'm more confused. But I think Seth is a lock for both
Outstanding Variety Special Pre Recorded:
Variety specials are comprised of discrete scenes, musical numbers, comedy stand-ups, sketches,
audience or guest participation, and honors, without a storyline, dramatic arc or characters to connect
the pieces.
Short Form Comedy, Drama Or Variety Series:
Eligibility is for a series which may have an ongoing theme, storyline, main characters, discrete scenes,
musical numbers, comedy stand-ups, sketches, audience, or guest participation and are presented
under the same title and have continuity of production supervision.
I agree f y c
@@andrew66862 Awesome checking! I have no idea. I just think James Corden should always win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@winonafrog f y c?
3:13 was not expecting this punchline lmao
Good catch I missed it (because reading comments :p)
@@Torrana same 😂
Please explain what "ok turf" means. I was puzzled.
@@BMrider75 "terf"
(from Wiki)
"noun a feminist who excludes the rights of transgender women from their advocacy of women's rights. "
Originally it came about from feminists/feminist groups who after decades of fighting for women's right, equality then objected to people that _they_ thought of as 'really, still men' being included as women.
Afaik it's, now, not just 'women denying that transwomen are women' but really anyone who denies someone else's (trans) gender identity.
I do hope the younger generations look things up from this show as much as my Gen X ass does! What is a terk?
I laugh more at corrections than almost anything else
Correction: Nearly all contact lenses sold today are made from a specially formulated hydrophilic polymer, making them effectively impossible to crack. Lenses that can crack are still prescribed, such as hard-contacts or full-scleral lenses. But they are only used for extremely rare conditions, and I'm fairly certain that Seth doesn't have keratoconus.
They will crack if they're really dry, but if that's the case then Seth should really see a dry eye specialist because there are treatments.
Re-Correction: all contacts CAN crack under certain conditions, but some are much more likely to crack than others. Since the statement didn't specify the type of contact lens, please try again in 2 weeks. 🤫🤫🤫
@@davidjunto1008 Yeah, see, you are technically correct (which is the best kind of correct), and I _did_ consider exactly this before submitting my comment, but I eventually concluded that if I did end up granting this possibility, it would diminish my ability to be quite so pedantic; so I ignored it instead.
I think this is an important correction, so thank you for your service. At worst (in the exaggerated world of the joke) the contact lens would get folded up and pushed to the back of the eye. He's assuming we all get that he'd be wearing a rigid gas permeable contact lens (RGP), which provides sharper vision but is much less common now. And I think it's worth pointing out that if he were wearing a soft lens so dry it could crack, he would probably need to see an ophthalmologist rather than a dry eye specialist, because his cornea would be damaged.
The pillow gag was my favorite call-forward
Omg Seth you're killin it as usual. Please consider combining a day drinking with a corrections. It would be legendary! Your friend Pat
“Okay TERF🙄” 💀I’m screaming!!!!
Man, corrections often makes me laugh out loud. Love it!
Corrections Never fails to Entertain
Thank you for the tinniest reference to the juggernaut "Animal Flubs".
I need an Animal Flubs spin-off that airs Saturday mornings on pbs 😅
“Victor Monster” is my favorite joke yet!
The ending with those chocolate props really fooled me. Even after taking a closer look I couldn't tell the difference. Seth handled them in such a brilliant way, I was hysterical! I agree, 66 is the Emmy episode for sure!
@12:23 if you just came here for Animal Flubs YOU ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE
It was sad. So sad, tears running down my face….
The Jackal Paradox is real. 🤫
Ahhh Friday morning, love the weekly dose of Jackalisms and Seth just killing it 😂
Hang on - a hearse couldn't go off the side of a cliff - it would have to go off the top of a cliff and then let gravity take over
(It's the physics of the affair!)
The corrections are my favorite part it shows the people that venture around us
This is the first episode I've watched after reading the CZcams comments of the previous weeks episode and it does appear that Seth actually reads all the comments.
Hey, Seth... YOUR MOTHER!
Call your Motha
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KEEP HILARY'S NAME OUT YA MOUTH
His mom is adorable!
9:37
"Also someone wrote, their exact words,...."
Seth is watching AND taking notes.
He's said he doesn't delve into lengthy strings of replies, so if you've got something for him, make a separate thread out of it.
the koala in the mourning veil was fantastic
I'm sure it's been pointed out before, but the intro music is very similar to Fine Young Cannibals' "Ever Fallen In Love." Which is cool! I like that song. Also appropriate for the show would be "She Drives Me Crazy," as the jackals annoy Mr. Myers a bit.
I miss that FYC mug from the very early days of Corrections. That's the jackal mug I wanted.
Thank You Seth love corrections.
This show has to come with a warning not to eat while watching, lest you choke like I just did.
I laughed throughout, but somehow the "see me next week" *immediately* followed by "Two weeks!" made me cackle. Seth making a mistake and correcting himself within the same corrections episode with a second to spare fits the meta theme of the show, and I appreciate it, even if unintentional.
Ok, but you really should know by now. No food or drink until the post ad runs. We will assume your Jackal Guidebook hasn’t arrived yet. 😉
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Did we send Seth a Jackal Guidebook yet? I think he keeps forgetting the rules of corrections as well.
I don't think that was a 'mistake and then a correction', that was your bona fide left-right hook.
Jackal Guidebook unabridged.
Whao!! the lack of laughter after the Samurai bricks was 🥶 I don't understand, I myself laught so hard I was wheezing🤣🤣🤣
Seth knew we were all laughing here at home!
The jackals paradox is hilarious!!
Just love the whole thing about corrections.
What’s the PO Box? I have a drawing of Seth as a jackal that he needs to see.
Watch past episodes.
I had to stop and 😂 at a “hearse going off the side of a cliff”.
The mac tonight running gag is Gold!!😅
5:32 not trying to brag here…. But I submitted this “jackal alert“ that a toddler couldn’t eat frozen chicken nuggets. So I’ll gladly accept my Jackal Mug in the mail. 😂
Ohhhhh, YOU submitted that travesty, eh? You’re saying that the slurry gets breaded-then frozen so fast nary a toddler could eat them? Pfft
Well done. You may or may not have your mug by the end of October. It's hard to say, because the factory is in California and keeps flooding out due to "atmospheric rivers!"
A chicken nugget factory would pose many safety hazards for toddlers, thus preventing them from eating an optimal number of nuggets. A chicken nugget restaurant would be more acceptable.
@@johnobrien2373 - they need to be worried about melting snow about now too...
Wait by your mailbox. If you're not there when they show up they give it to your least favorite relative. 2-8 weeks, bring snacks.
I’m all about the MSSM !!😂😂😂
Finding out you weren't the first Aldi's Nuts jokester cancels out the use of eureka. Gotta be a true discovery to count
a misplaced displacement ejaculation
@@iandalziel7405 a misplaced displacement ejaculation revelation
"Can't have Seth Myers WITHOUT a little S&M."😊
@0:21 Let's take a poll about what the red beverage Seth is drinking might be:
a) Cranberry juice
b) Manischewitz Concord Grape
c) Night Train Wine
d) Other
Jackal blood
d) Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape Wine
@@jasonezzell6901 we used to play quarters with mad dog. Nasty game
d) Campari ?
The Kir is a French cocktail made with a measure of crème de cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) topped up with white wine.