CORRECTIONS Episode 76: Week of Monday, March 13

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  • čas přidán 15. 03. 2023
  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like falsely claiming he has never said "Eureka!" and calling a female bear a woman.
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  • @mattbarker97
    @mattbarker97 Před rokem +1163

    The corrections cinematic universe is just incredible. The callbacks, interaction, and meta jokes are something that no late night talk show host has ever done before and probably won't ever do again. Thank you, Seth and crew, for a truly outstanding segment. Can't wait for James Corden to get another Emmy ❤

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed Před rokem +8

      r u serious
      Corden got...

    • @gusstavv
      @gusstavv Před rokem

      I thought Corden was canelled for being a d*ck, but people tend to like that kind of people and funny less ones like Kimmel

    • @italiahockey
      @italiahockey Před rokem +34

      Cordon isnt in his eyesight anymore. Its that damned John Oliver

    • @Torrana
      @Torrana Před rokem +13

      CCU 😅

    • @UpstateMediaNY
      @UpstateMediaNY Před rokem +66

      ​@@italiahockey At least you could make an argument about John Oliver deserving one. Cordon? No.

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT Před rokem +682

    Seth is getting the Jackels to write jokes for him. Can't wait for the surprise inspection of the Jackel writers.

    • @AisuruMirai
      @AisuruMirai Před rokem +29

      I legitimately want this to happen!

    • @travelwell6049
      @travelwell6049 Před rokem +37

      Jackal

    • @reg2611
      @reg2611 Před rokem +19

      Oh yes! That's a great idea! Something tells me the graphics department would make us something extra special for our jackal inspection!

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem +4

      we are always 'skulking' around...

    • @nancyw8129
      @nancyw8129 Před rokem +11

      Can you imagine the headshots of us they would select?? LOL please do this!!!!!!

  • @icantollie
    @icantollie Před rokem +68

    Back in my day all of Seth's corrections fit on a single piece of paper

  • @lsaideOK
    @lsaideOK Před rokem +73

    When Seth imitated Randy Johnson's throw, he used his right hand and as we all know Randy Johnson was a left-hander. That was a major throw pas.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem

      That's a technical faux-pas. Yes, Randy Johnson is a left-handed pitcher, but late night comics aren't that perfect.

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK Před rokem +6

      @@johnobrien2373 You didn't get the play on words?

    • @waltermoon1241
      @waltermoon1241 Před rokem

      "throw pas"! Get it? Get it? What's The abbreviation for when you roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the exact same time?

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK Před rokem +1

      @@waltermoon1241 easy to be cynical, hard to be original

    • @jbmazhar2000
      @jbmazhar2000 Před rokem

      @@lsaideOK i thought it was pretty funny
      ...good catch.. on your part
      ... could've easily ..fumbled it..

  • @MS-dh9gh
    @MS-dh9gh Před rokem +471

    Jackal joke of the week deserves a jingle and a graphic

    • @janemorriss4548
      @janemorriss4548 Před rokem

      I did not understand it

    • @SamLanena
      @SamLanena Před rokem +7

      @@janemorriss4548 that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a fanfare and graphics package akin to "animal flubs".

    • @karynmorton4843
      @karynmorton4843 Před rokem +3

      @@janemorriss4548 Did you watch last week's episode?

    • @reg2611
      @reg2611 Před rokem +6

      Or perhaps even a trophy to put on the desk?!🏆Might I suggest a jackal or Mac Tonight theme? I'm sure one of our fellow Jackals could create something...something that might look like a Jackal Emmy perhaps...? Who knows? 🤷‍♀️ 🐾

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 Před rokem +9

      YES! And it should be a redubbed version of "Animal Flubs".
      "Jackal joke of the week
      Jackal joke of the week
      Now it's time for
      Jackal joke of the week."
      Repeat 7-17x.

  • @TroyHewitt
    @TroyHewitt Před rokem +287

    The only time travel joke I know: the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Před rokem +14

      Perfect.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem +3

      intense surely?

    • @BMrider75
      @BMrider75 Před rokem +8

      ...and the Muon says 'pint of Lager please, barman'.
      A Muon walks in to a bar 🍺.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +3

      @@iandalziel7405 There's a joke there.........
      brb

    • @bg6b7bft
      @bg6b7bft Před rokem +10

      I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't get it.

  • @jbuster9
    @jbuster9 Před rokem +212

    The fact that Seth just discovered it's "mourning" dove totally made my mourning.

    • @taimatsuko
      @taimatsuko Před rokem +8

      Condolulations 🥲

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy Před rokem +2

      Cerection: it made your *"morning"* , i believe?

    • @jbuster9
      @jbuster9 Před rokem +5

      @@peytongonavy please tell me you're joking

    • @River-ki7ug
      @River-ki7ug Před rokem

      Lol

    • @xzzlonezzwolfzzx
      @xzzlonezzwolfzzx Před rokem

      I was totally expecting him to connect how much mourning doves and pigeons look very similar, just with a different color pallet.

  • @reg2611
    @reg2611 Před rokem +126

    I said it once and I'll say it again! Episode 66 has my vote for our Emmy Nomination this year! It has everything; Christmas cheer, the denial of staff submissions, multiple Seth impressions, Mikey the Shoe and the Grinch, the Christmas gliss that turns everything on the desk into chocolate, Seths jacked pic of the Mike Scollins tank top, the story and first musical clip of the "Baze of Glory", a continuation of the pillow anvils, the beginning of the Mac Tonight fanmail, mentions of day drinking with Lizzo, another story abt the lovely Mrs. Meyers, Seth's secret Santa gift, chocolate mugs and props, and all the fits of giggles from Seth! Vote for Episode 66!

    • @aaalexadamsss
      @aaalexadamsss Před rokem +6

      the "baze of glory" bit is one my favorite things

    • @rarmai
      @rarmai Před rokem +5

      Only thing missing was a letter from EB White

    • @jenn976
      @jenn976 Před rokem +1

      Migod, you’re right! Number 66 is the best!!!

    • @Goblinkatie
      @Goblinkatie Před rokem +1

      Absolutely perfect choice!

  • @ahsuser
    @ahsuser Před rokem +160

    That special feeling when your correction makes it on "Corrections."

  • @mohamedbarakat738
    @mohamedbarakat738 Před rokem +158

    A benefit of being a jackal is getting insider info like them being on vacation the upcoming week, while everyone else has to wait and be disappointed on Monday.

    • @UpstateMediaNY
      @UpstateMediaNY Před rokem +18

      Are you forgetting that only a few weeks ago we were told "See Me NEXT week" and we were kept waiting for two weeks? How soon we forget....

    • @tomholroyd7519
      @tomholroyd7519 Před rokem +16

      I'm already disappointed. What am I going to watch at 3 am for the next week? Well, Jimmy ...

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Před rokem +31

      Ah, the perks of being a jackal: we don’t have to wait until Monday to be disappointed, we can be disappointed today!

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 Před rokem +11

      Right. We get to be disappointed 4 days earlier.

    • @RicardoPozasD
      @RicardoPozasD Před rokem +14

      Or maybe he is playing a call forward for 2 weeks ago

  • @crispoman
    @crispoman Před rokem +15

    I was expecting a call-back on the "hearse going over a cliff" bit, but then I remembered that Corrections is un-re-hearsed.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Před rokem +1

      GROAN!

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před rokem +1

      Don't you think the camera boom (when the camera goes up) to the Mac in last week's episode was proof they rehearse at least a little? Plus the Nicholson clips.. I think they rehearse a little. Then again, maybe they're actually good at their jobs 😂

  • @doyouevendraft
    @doyouevendraft Před rokem +32

    A call forward is the most wonderfully silly and yet clever thing to create. Seth, you’re at the top of your game.

  • @nicholasleemarks
    @nicholasleemarks Před rokem +60

    Sometimes Corrections feels like Surprise Inspection but for the Jackals

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 Před rokem +80

    I just checked Randy Johnson's photography site and HOLY CRAP IT IS HIS ACTUAL LOGO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nancyw8129
      @nancyw8129 Před rokem +13

      Thank you for fact checking this! Seth must know there’s always a jackal who will check!!

    • @momain5483
      @momain5483 Před rokem +7

      I am so glad I wasn't the only one, this is the best thing ever I am DYING

    • @MarkEmerAndersonII
      @MarkEmerAndersonII Před rokem +4

      Yeah - I thought it was probably true due to his insistence that it was, but still had to see it for myself.

    • @thamessider
      @thamessider Před rokem +13

      He's studying his web traffic thinking "Why am I getting so many hits coming from CZcams?"

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před rokem +1

      The bird didn't die, it lived on

  • @Ds2rt
    @Ds2rt Před rokem +159

    It’s safe to say there will be more herpes jokes in the future. They never truly go away.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem +8

      herpes also spells sphere - it does get around...

    • @C2C.
      @C2C. Před rokem +2

      @@iandalziel7405 Acyclovir...

    • @C2C.
      @C2C. Před rokem +1

      You mean a recurring joke?

    • @River-ki7ug
      @River-ki7ug Před rokem +2

      Lol

    • @jaustill237
      @jaustill237 Před rokem +3

      You're hired. Can you start on Monday and do you have any idea how to catch an owl?

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Před rokem +47

    "I was told a female bear is not called a woman.. okay TERF." 💀💀💀💀 ❤

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog Před 8 měsíci +1

      I'm so mystified by this joke-what does it mean??? Please Help

    • @mischievousmarker6616
      @mischievousmarker6616 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Gilliganfrog TERF = Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. He's basically joking that they're anti-woke for saying a female bear isn't a woman.

  • @FilmArtPhoto
    @FilmArtPhoto Před rokem +121

    So hilarious... I'm crying laughing 🤣🤣 The Koala in funereal garb did me in!

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Před rokem +6

      It's called a "fascinator."

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars Před rokem +9

      Yeah, that was funnier than the sum total of all the Animal Flubs stuff before it.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Před rokem +9

      I starting laughing aloud and accidentally woke my wife, who asked if I was ok.

    • @teamadventurebeagle4392
      @teamadventurebeagle4392 Před rokem +14

      @@stephen3164 I'm imagining you doing that silent shake kind of laugh where you can't tell if the person is laughing or crying and the only context your wife has is the paused image of the mourning koala on your phone

    • @kari-gs4eq
      @kari-gs4eq Před rokem +7

      The hard stare into the camera after!

  • @redolentthought7085
    @redolentthought7085 Před rokem +30

    "Animal Deaths" had me hoping for a whole mini segment during Seth's pause (paws)
    What a tease

  • @aaronwitzer
    @aaronwitzer Před rokem +23

    Episode 66 is definitely the one to submit for the Emmy
    ::Stefon voice:: it has everything

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem +1

      Oh just perfect!! I can so see him doing that! Now I have to go watch SNL! Good thing to do for the hiatus.

  • @PartlySunny74
    @PartlySunny74 Před rokem +15

    Just heard Karen Che substitute host on Wait Wait Don’t Tell (NPR). She did a fantastic job!!!
    So glad Seth’s team discovered and promoted her work. You guys are the GOAT!

  • @brittanym2288
    @brittanym2288 Před rokem +118

    After watching this episode I went back and rewatched Episode 66, and everyone is right….it’s perfect. It’s self-contained enough that its appeal is broad, and it’s freaking hilarious. Can’t wait for that Emmy! 😎

    • @petabread33
      @petabread33 Před rokem +9

      No watch episode 65 and you will understand why people like episode 66.
      That's why they need to submit episode 65 for emmy nomination

    • @mmoncur
      @mmoncur Před rokem +9

      Episode 65 is much better when you've seen Episode 64. They should submit episode 64.

    • @SamLanena
      @SamLanena Před rokem +5

      I think we, as a jackal community, need to create an awards ceremony of our own.

    • @doyouevendraft
      @doyouevendraft Před rokem +10

      If that’s the game, I nominate episode 63. It really is the “Year One” episode which sets up the whole Episodes 64, 65, 66 Trilogy.

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim Před rokem

      ​@@mmoncur regress incoming..!

  • @laras678
    @laras678 Před rokem +52

    Why do these just keep getting better and better? I can't watch in the middle of the night anymore, because my neighbors are going to start complaining about my loud laughter! "Kenny, I give you the green light" caught me off guard and I really needed that laugh! _Chef's Kiss_

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před rokem +2

      Liked you comment; loved your icon

    • @laras678
      @laras678 Před rokem +3

      @@istdochallesegal3427 Thank you! I can't believe I made that graphic over a year ago. 😞

  • @NikMyersMusic
    @NikMyersMusic Před rokem +7

    "Animal deaths" 😂😂😂
    I need someone to share my joy in this show with. My wife asked what I was laughing about, and after I explained she said "Yeah, I never laugh when you're watching that guy."

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander Před rokem +38

    Corrections Ep. 70 is epic because we were introduced to *Mac Tonightmare*

    • @desmondmolloy9173
      @desmondmolloy9173 Před rokem +4

      Seven days.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +1

      @@desmondmolloy9173 Pah.
      I watched 'Too Many Cooks'.
      All the way through.
      Unfazeable, now.

  • @mitchellminer9597
    @mitchellminer9597 Před rokem +112

    As a former turkey-processing plant worker, I can assure you that the ingredients and the nuggets in a chicken-nugget factory are not processed in the frozen state. A reasonably alert and nimble child could snag some nuggets before they are frozen. The nuggets are raw in some places and the factory is cold, but any fast-food diner probably has encountered worse.

    • @Torrana
      @Torrana Před rokem +23

      THANK. YOU. As a not former poultry processor but a jackal with a brain, I have been flogging that message here tonight and am deeply grateful for your expert testimony. 💐

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem +2

      I hear you and I have also had warehouse jobs (though not in meat processing). Wouldn't it freeze in the refrigerated truck en route to New York from the plants that are predominantly in the Southern and Midwestern states? I know what you see at the end of your shift, but I think what HE sees in New York is different.

    • @mitchellminer9597
      @mitchellminer9597 Před rokem +8

      @@johnobrien2373 There was a fast-freezing step in our processing. They called it the "blast chiller" and it was cold af and windy af. Food was frozen as quickly as possible before moving to regular storage freezers and then to the trucks.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem +7

      @@mitchellminer9597 I had no idea how it worked, tbh. It's good to learn things! I still don't know about 99% of how meat-processing plants work, but I'm glad you could provide some insight! Thank you, sir! 🙂

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před rokem +7

      ​@@Torrana I also had questions about that statement. Surely the whole purpose of a nugget processing facility would be to take poultry and process it into nuggets. To say "the nuggets are frozen so a child couldn't get to them" seems to imply that either:
      1. The child ONLY has access to the finished product and not to any of the other steps along the way, which, honestly, at that point the fact they were frozen would be far from their biggest problem. How are they going to break into the sealed bags, since I assume most factories don't just dump all their frozen nuggets into a pile and then have employees come and sort them one by one into bags; it's likely just one of the steps along the conveyor belt, surely. More importantly, how is this child expected to survive since - seeing as they only have access to the end product - *they have been locked in a freezer*. Typically, you don't store frozen food at room temperature, and since the hypothetical child can only access to final, frozen nuggets, I assume they have been locked inside the freezer. "You wanted nuggets? Now you shall BECOME a nugget!"
      2. From the moment the birds are brought to processing, they are frozen and at absolutely no point in the process are they ever in a non-frozen state. I'm unsure how this would work, since nuggets are all precooked before being frozen, unless the birds are brought to the plant fully cooked? Beyond that, though, it seems like it would take up so much more energy to process frozen birds, stripping out the bones, crushing up the meat, forming it into nuggets. You think at some point someone along the way would have pointed out how much easier so many aspects of this process would be if they were simply to, you know, *slightly thaw* the meat first.

  • @promakos962
    @promakos962 Před rokem +50

    Thank you for bringing back my favorite koala from Animal Flubs 🤣

    • @petabread33
      @petabread33 Před rokem

      They have syphilis

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před rokem +3

      Correction: it's the only koala from Animal Flubs

    • @promakos962
      @promakos962 Před rokem +3

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR Thank you for bringing back my favorite character, the koala, from Animal Flubs.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před rokem +1

      @@promakos962 Much better 😂

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem +1

      Too funny!

  • @GabrielleKishinevsky-rk1to

    Holiday episode 66 with the Chocolate figures that Seth ate was incredible! Definitely deserves an Emmy!

  • @elisabethantoine8510
    @elisabethantoine8510 Před rokem +33

    Regarding the bird getting hit by a baseball, that story came out as my husband was trying to explain the rules of baseball to me. Me: So would that be considered a fowl ball?

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem +3

      I'm glad you're happily married, because that's officially considered a "dad" joke! 😂

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem

      Also, it's technically a "ball" since it didn't cross the plate.

  • @sayhity91
    @sayhity91 Před rokem +29

    This is why I stay up past midnight on Thursdays ❤️❤️❤️
    Jackalanda Forever!

  • @mjbates
    @mjbates Před rokem +13

    A call forward is brilliant.

  • @ericminch
    @ericminch Před rokem +49

    Jackal-on-jackal correction: the toddler in the chicken nugget factory could indeed eat the nuggets to avoid starvation, because they are formed, coated, and deep-fried *BEFORE* being frozen and packaged. Provided the toddler could find the proper point on the assembly line, an endless stream of warm edible fried nuggets would be available.
    [edit] Unless of course it's possible to starve on a diet of only chicken nuggets, just as arctic hunters have starved on a diet of rabbits.

    • @goblinry
      @goblinry Před rokem +1

      Rabbit starvation, nice. A toddler in a chicken nugget factory should be more concerned about apotheosis in my head cannon.

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath Před rokem +5

      Correction: Unless there is also drinking water in that factory, they would probably die of dehydration (irregular heart rhythms, organ failure, coma, and eventual death) long before the malnutrition of only eating chicken nuggets would set in.

    • @sachinita
      @sachinita Před rokem

      ​@@AhavaMathCorrection of Correction:
      Since we have already as a given that the factory deep fries the nuggets before freezing them, any competent child could easily break off a chunk of ice from the freezing chamber--the child may even purposely open the freezing chambers to force deposition of ice crystals from the ambient humidity onto the cold surface. The child may then easily harvest said ice, and scoop it up for consumption. Thus, dehydration is clearly not a problem for a child whose mental faculties are in tact.

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath Před rokem +2

      @@sachinita Correction of correction of correction:
      So I took a look at how factories freeze food, and I'll grant there are different methods, such as blast freezing. But needless to say, there are no chunks of ice laying around for the child to break off and melt.
      So, no. Unless they have a vending machine with drinks or a water fountain, then there is no water for the child to drink.

    • @sachinita
      @sachinita Před rokem +2

      @@AhavaMath I concede. This is a good example of Jackal on Jackal on Jackal on Jackal action!

  • @peterryan4604
    @peterryan4604 Před rokem +12

    The "call-forward" joke is way too funny

    • @gusz77
      @gusz77 Před rokem

      It is the joke of all time🤣

  • @nicholasmarkey8016
    @nicholasmarkey8016 Před rokem +57

    Corrections is why I get up in the morning. Love you guys!

    • @nothanks9174
      @nothanks9174 Před rokem +4

      What do you do all the other days to get up?

    • @bobbyfahlgren8609
      @bobbyfahlgren8609 Před rokem +1

      Really Seth's Late Night show is only on maybe two weeks a month. It
      would be my favorite show. But Seth
      is always on vacation

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Před rokem

      Me too - but it’s spelled with an “e”, not “co”.

    • @canadaclaret
      @canadaclaret Před rokem

      It's why I get up when I'm mourning.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem

      ​@@stephen3164 That's called "morning wood." I guess it's kinda worth bragging about, since it means you don't have ED. My guess is you're with Shoemaker in voting for episode 69?

  • @arianaalioth
    @arianaalioth Před rokem +32

    I want to thank Seth and crew for keeping some of the pandemic changes. The dressing down, using Corrections to use the crew-only laugh track. Makes it the absolute best in late night. I would like to see a regulsr episode here or there with the crew-only laugh track. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @SamLanena
      @SamLanena Před rokem +7

      I love hearing the writers laugh. There are episodes where I'm like "Amber wrote that, I heard her laughing" 🤣✌️

    • @gusz77
      @gusz77 Před rokem

      I feel like it truly is just for us❤

  • @Elzyrix
    @Elzyrix Před rokem +4

    Eureka! Seth is a Time Lord!! 🤣

  • @jack0lantern-nn4re
    @jack0lantern-nn4re Před rokem +30

    If you're faced with two bad options, that's not really a "jackal's paradox", it's more of a "jackal's dilemma". A paradox would be something that carries an inherent unresolvable contradiction, such as the sentence "this sentence is false" or the fact that Seth appears to be annoyed by doing Corrections but also spends a lot of time with it even though he doesn't have to.

  • @jackl4laughs
    @jackl4laughs Před rokem +15

    I had to stop and rewatch the call forward joke, and now I am truly in awe over the layers of jokes and emotions this segment provides on my Friday mornings. I think the service you and your writers provide in kickstarting my weekend is outstanding, and I pray we get to see this win the awards it deserves. From a Jack_L

    • @katm6
      @katm6 Před rokem +1

      According to Seth, Corrections is all Seth.

  • @loriroy3492
    @loriroy3492 Před rokem +34

    Noooooo! Don’t want yet another week with no Seth! 😢 I suppose we all need our breaks now and then...but it’s torture to wait for my favorite late night host! 😂❤

    • @gratefuljackal8183
      @gratefuljackal8183 Před rokem +2

      Rewatch the attic shows meanwhile! They'rehilarious and you can see the seeds for Corrections being planted. 🐾

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem

      And what if we already did that??

    • @gusz77
      @gusz77 Před rokem +1

      @@johnobrien2373 Do it again but make it a drinking game!!🥴😉

    • @Myron90
      @Myron90 Před rokem +2

      Seth Meyers has too much of an effect on my overall level of happiness.

    • @gratefuljackal8183
      @gratefuljackal8183 Před rokem +1

      @@Myron90 Right there with you. I have a spot of anxiety about him ever quitting, and I'm extremely invested in the next Emmys.

  • @suzannebroad1690
    @suzannebroad1690 Před rokem +3

    I agree that Episode 66 was the most hilarious and so much fun to watch Seth crack up as he bit into his desk toys and mug!

  • @mynameisbeech
    @mynameisbeech Před rokem +25

    First of all, the "ok terf" joke made me die laughing, love from this trans dude

    • @TheLisclark
      @TheLisclark Před rokem +2

      Your comment about his drink got me on a Google binge. I like the dirty Shirley concept: apparently Red Vodka is a thing? So it could be a red vodka soda no grenadine? Other guesses are Campari cocktail or Aperol spritz or some other aperitif concoction?
      Or just maybe it's hibiscus tea as a prop cocktail 🍹🍸?🤗

  • @debidallacosta5736
    @debidallacosta5736 Před rokem +42

    I believe owls appear to be smart because Owl answered all of Pooh bears questions. He was the wise friend that Tigger went to when he was confused. He helped find Roo when he was lost, and he cheered Eeyore up when he was sad.

    • @richardjensen5459
      @richardjensen5459 Před rokem +19

      Owls are the companions of Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom- sprouted whole formed from Zeus's head- daughter only of his thoughts

    • @joycastle.
      @joycastle. Před rokem +14

      ​@@richardjensen5459Turns out Athena was a huge Winnie the Pooh fan. Also turns out that Greek gods were quite good at time travel.

    • @catoninetales
      @catoninetales Před rokem +15

      Correction because we can't have nice things: in the original stories, Owl was clearly a parody of that friend who pretends to be smart but doesn't actually know much. For instance, he couldn't spell "Happy Birthday" so he made it up, and then lied to Pooh about what it said when Pooh thought it looked longer than usual.

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username Před rokem +9

      There was also the tootsie pop owl who pretended to be knowledgeable but was just eating children's candy right in front of them in the name of science. It was all downhill for owls after ancient mythology

    • @alisonhill3941
      @alisonhill3941 Před rokem +5

      If you can find it, you want series 7 episode 3 of the BBC radio sketch comedy "John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme". Its explanation of why we think of owls as intelligent when they're actually morons is sublime.

  • @davidb6576
    @davidb6576 Před rokem +78

    You had me laughing, then slipped the knife into my ribs. Two Weeks?!? Two weeks to the next Corrections?? There's no reason to live! Where's my Randy Johnson fastball??
    [Apologies for stealing Conan's bit...]

    • @Sincebrassnorstone
      @Sincebrassnorstone Před rokem +4

      Yes...my heart sank when he said "two weeks " ... then I decided to catch up on all the corrections I've missed. Il start with 66🎉

  • @FridgeChic
    @FridgeChic Před rokem +11

    It's crazy how much I laughed at this! I was afraid you were tiring of the segment. I'm glad I seem to have been wrong...

  • @lauraanne5175
    @lauraanne5175 Před rokem +15

    The thing I like most about corrections is I feel I have found my tribe. Just the simple idiotic jokes and laugh out loud eye rolls makes me feel seen. Thank you all! Now lets all meet up for a polar bear plunge wearing nothing but Mac The Knife masks and some adult beverages (seth is buying)

  • @seventennorth
    @seventennorth Před rokem +161

    CROSS-JACKAL CORRECTION: pigeons are not the smartest birds - crows and ravens are! corvids have the longest childhoods of birds (~two years), because the tradeoff of an extended period of helplessness is more developed brains. this is why humans are the smartest in the animal kingdom - babies and toddlers are helpless for so unusually long.
    edit: just got to the part in the episode where you mention the exploded mourning dove - not a correction, but since we're on the topic of owls, i wanted to add that when people think they're hearing owls hooting in north america, it's usually a mourning dove's coo! they're quite common in new york, too. they're really cute!

    • @seventennorth
      @seventennorth Před rokem +8

      pigeons are still more intelligent than owls, i believe.

    • @petabread33
      @petabread33 Před rokem +18

      Well put! I think the earlier Jackal used Pigeons just for the pun, thus negating what we are doing here.

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior Před rokem +1

      Cross-Cross JACKAL CORRECTION: Akctually the Red-billed Quelea is the smartest wild bird because it has the largest population on earth at 1.5 billion, making it the most survivalist/populace and therefore superior bird that exists. Smart in the wild = survival and propagation of your species.

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi Před rokem +2

      Morrighan is one of the goddesses I work with as a pagan and I have hawk medicine in my native American totem so I've been loving all the bird shenanigans the last couple weeks 😂

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson Před rokem +5

      When you want to sleep in, mourning doves are obnoxious.

  • @nothanks9174
    @nothanks9174 Před rokem +19

    4:10 "Can't have Seth Meyers with a little S and M." You meant WITHOUT. Although you did immediately point out that it should be a capital S and M, so maybe you DID mean you can't have it with a little s and m.

    • @Lu_Woods
      @Lu_Woods Před rokem +2

      The discipline (D), definitely isn't the forte of this series.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem +2

      so M and M is a whole other thing?

    • @fdabelstein
      @fdabelstein Před rokem +2

      BDSM&M ?

    • @fdabelstein
      @fdabelstein Před rokem +1

      Tucker Carlson would loose his mind.

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl Před rokem

      @@fdabelstein Now I'm picturing the green M&M in a dominatrix outfit.

  • @aignemakerofchase
    @aignemakerofchase Před rokem +2

    The audible GASP when Seth said "Jackal joke of the week"!

  • @larrymosher5045
    @larrymosher5045 Před rokem +5

    Seth,the video of Randy Johnson Hitting that bird was the inspiration for Prince to write the song "When Doves Cry".or maybe not.

  • @iDard3n
    @iDard3n Před rokem +10

    Animal deaths killed me 😆 12:25

  • @pacmanshooter247
    @pacmanshooter247 Před rokem +27

    I laughed so hard so many times. Victor Monster immidiately followed by the female bear. I love that the joke went in exactly the direction I thought it would go, just more direct and immidiately bashing.

  • @karibrinkman-sull7239
    @karibrinkman-sull7239 Před rokem +8

    Oh Seth, I laughed out loud at the koala in the black hat! And your finger taps when telling Kenny you are giving him the green light to catch the owl!! I love your silly humor and faces and the call backs and well, everything about Corrections! Enjoy your week off then get back here to make us laugh soon. :)

  • @microfoneman
    @microfoneman Před rokem +17

    Corrections is honestly the only CZcams video that I laugh at. Thanks Seth. At most, I smile at the other late night shows including Seth's other stuff.

  • @laurarichter1780
    @laurarichter1780 Před rokem +7

    You can’t have Seth meyers WITHOUT a little s&m. You said with. 🦊

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před rokem +1

      Something about his sentence was driving me nuts and I couldn't figure it out. *turns in my jackal card* Good catch haha

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem +1

      That’s what it was!!! Thank you! I knew it was to be funny but my brain kept tripping on that .

  • @davidneil8917
    @davidneil8917 Před rokem +11

    Thank you jackals I laughed out loud 5 times so far

  • @meklitnew
    @meklitnew Před rokem +3

    That pigeon joke flew over my head.

  • @DrSwyts
    @DrSwyts Před rokem +17

    I literally get so excited when I see a new CORRECTIONS episode and it never disappoints 😂

  • @StephanieAly
    @StephanieAly Před rokem +87

    This is going to drive me to an early grave. If the Specjackular isn't an episode, then every episode following it is off by one in the playlist because it's numbered as an episode. Edit: could not have been happier about that eureka joke

    • @anthonystrickland7049
      @anthonystrickland7049 Před rokem +2

      Every episode is a Specjackular.

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim Před rokem +1

      It's not an episode of corrections, but it's still part of the corrections kind/type, so it makes sense to still number it! It's like a crossover episode of a TV show that doesn't really fit in the narrative, ya know?

    • @StephanieAly
      @StephanieAly Před rokem

      @@commaJim I guess it depends on the function of the episode labeling, but I see your point. I'm coming at it from a broadcast perspective, I suppose, where I'd expect it to be numbered 0. If they genuinely want to differentiate them for Emmy categories they should differentiate their numbering imo

  • @Larkus
    @Larkus Před rokem +16

    The herpes jokes are getting so good that I have to tell all of my potential partners about them

  • @joannemccarthy1398
    @joannemccarthy1398 Před rokem +4

    That Corrections Episode was FANTASTIC. Thankyou.

  • @carojoso
    @carojoso Před rokem +3

    I love your understanding of the Jackal's Paradox! Eureka! You've got it!

  • @alyssaskier2656
    @alyssaskier2656 Před rokem +19

    Technically the episode 64 clip only demonstrates a mention of the word “Eureka”, not a use. He *said* he used it, but he could have lied.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před rokem

      Oh ye of little faith

    • @Lu_Woods
      @Lu_Woods Před rokem

      ...still waiting for Seth to 'scream' "Eureka"

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem

      Oh now everyone's Archimedean!
      :- )

    • @reg2611
      @reg2611 Před rokem

      WhAAAt? You think our dearest Seth Meyers LIES during #CORRECTIONS !!! Oh my stars and stripes, I will never be able to take he seriously again! The illusion has been shattered.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +1

      Technically, saying a sentence that includes the work 'eureka' IS using the word.

  • @realtijuana5998
    @realtijuana5998 Před rokem +8

    _Ehhh … good enough._
    - Mediocrates

  • @relaunchinglife
    @relaunchinglife Před rokem +4

    OMG - this is the first time that I know the comments Seth is referring to! I feel like I've graduated to a new level of Jackel!

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem

      Reading the comments makes the show last longer in my head, that and sometimes the comments are funnier than the show.

    • @relaunchinglife
      @relaunchinglife Před rokem

      @@anro7137 absolutely!

  • @jamiesuejeffery
    @jamiesuejeffery Před rokem +5

    As a parish pastor, I have ridden in my share of hearse's. What I have discovered is that morticians have a sense of humor to die for. There have been several times (yes, more than one time) that between the church and the graveyard, while leading the funeral procession, the funeral director and I have been laughing so hard that it was almost embarrassing. We had to take a moment before opening the front two doors to collect ourselves. The person in the back had the ride of their life. The grandchildren just wouldn't understand that back in their day...

  • @nateofalltrades1448
    @nateofalltrades1448 Před rokem +5

    Samurai Bricks!!!!! 😂

  • @dragons-soul
    @dragons-soul Před rokem +5

    I had no idea!!! Corrections? I love it! I'll go binge listen/ watch while I'm working this week. ✌️🤣

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Před rokem +2

      Welcome! We welcome you with open paws!

    • @dragons-soul
      @dragons-soul Před rokem +3

      @@lynnhettrick7588 😁thank you!!! All 🐾🐕 on deck.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem +3

      Read all the comment sections too! So much fun!

    • @dragons-soul
      @dragons-soul Před rokem +2

      @@anro7137 👍😂✌️ I see!! Thank you!

  • @scandelicious764
    @scandelicious764 Před rokem +19

    Watching Seth admit to being a sadist in front of the staff was epic.

  • @andrew66862
    @andrew66862 Před rokem +19

    This was an outstanding variety special (pre-recorded)!

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan Před rokem

      Does regular corrections cont as variety? It has jokes and songs, so probably

    • @andrew66862
      @andrew66862 Před rokem

      @@petecoogan I checked and I'm more confused. But I think Seth is a lock for both
      Outstanding Variety Special Pre Recorded:
      Variety specials are comprised of discrete scenes, musical numbers, comedy stand-ups, sketches,
      audience or guest participation, and honors, without a storyline, dramatic arc or characters to connect
      the pieces.
      Short Form Comedy, Drama Or Variety Series:
      Eligibility is for a series which may have an ongoing theme, storyline, main characters, discrete scenes,
      musical numbers, comedy stand-ups, sketches, audience, or guest participation and are presented
      under the same title and have continuity of production supervision.

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog Před rokem

      I agree f y c

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan Před rokem

      @@andrew66862 Awesome checking! I have no idea. I just think James Corden should always win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan Před rokem

      @@winonafrog f y c?

  • @b3z3jm3nny
    @b3z3jm3nny Před rokem +7

    3:13 was not expecting this punchline lmao

    • @Torrana
      @Torrana Před rokem +1

      Good catch I missed it (because reading comments :p)

    • @Carebearritual
      @Carebearritual Před rokem

      @@Torrana same 😂

    • @BMrider75
      @BMrider75 Před rokem

      Please explain what "ok turf" means. I was puzzled.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem

      @@BMrider75 "terf"
      (from Wiki)
      "noun a feminist who excludes the rights of transgender women from their advocacy of women's rights. "
      Originally it came about from feminists/feminist groups who after decades of fighting for women's right, equality then objected to people that _they_ thought of as 'really, still men' being included as women.
      Afaik it's, now, not just 'women denying that transwomen are women' but really anyone who denies someone else's (trans) gender identity.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem

      I do hope the younger generations look things up from this show as much as my Gen X ass does! What is a terk?

  • @BrianAldrichVideos
    @BrianAldrichVideos Před rokem +11

    I laugh more at corrections than almost anything else

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před rokem +24

    Correction: Nearly all contact lenses sold today are made from a specially formulated hydrophilic polymer, making them effectively impossible to crack. Lenses that can crack are still prescribed, such as hard-contacts or full-scleral lenses. But they are only used for extremely rare conditions, and I'm fairly certain that Seth doesn't have keratoconus.

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel Před rokem +4

      They will crack if they're really dry, but if that's the case then Seth should really see a dry eye specialist because there are treatments.

    • @davidjunto1008
      @davidjunto1008 Před rokem +1

      Re-Correction: all contacts CAN crack under certain conditions, but some are much more likely to crack than others. Since the statement didn't specify the type of contact lens, please try again in 2 weeks. 🤫🤫🤫

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před rokem +1

      @@davidjunto1008 Yeah, see, you are technically correct (which is the best kind of correct), and I _did_ consider exactly this before submitting my comment, but I eventually concluded that if I did end up granting this possibility, it would diminish my ability to be quite so pedantic; so I ignored it instead.

    • @tacen7
      @tacen7 Před rokem +1

      I think this is an important correction, so thank you for your service. At worst (in the exaggerated world of the joke) the contact lens would get folded up and pushed to the back of the eye. He's assuming we all get that he'd be wearing a rigid gas permeable contact lens (RGP), which provides sharper vision but is much less common now. And I think it's worth pointing out that if he were wearing a soft lens so dry it could crack, he would probably need to see an ophthalmologist rather than a dry eye specialist, because his cornea would be damaged.

  • @colinmcnamara344
    @colinmcnamara344 Před rokem +3

    The pillow gag was my favorite call-forward

  • @patricksaccomanni3181
    @patricksaccomanni3181 Před rokem +8

    Omg Seth you're killin it as usual. Please consider combining a day drinking with a corrections. It would be legendary! Your friend Pat

  • @TeaghanYoung
    @TeaghanYoung Před rokem +2

    “Okay TERF🙄” 💀I’m screaming!!!!

  • @glassgoat9601
    @glassgoat9601 Před rokem +3

    Man, corrections often makes me laugh out loud. Love it!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před rokem +29

    Corrections Never fails to Entertain

  • @mjbates
    @mjbates Před rokem +5

    Thank you for the tinniest reference to the juggernaut "Animal Flubs".

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog Před rokem +2

      I need an Animal Flubs spin-off that airs Saturday mornings on pbs 😅

  • @RobinKFloyd
    @RobinKFloyd Před rokem +2

    “Victor Monster” is my favorite joke yet!

  • @RhondaLevy-dd5nj
    @RhondaLevy-dd5nj Před rokem +2

    The ending with those chocolate props really fooled me. Even after taking a closer look I couldn't tell the difference. Seth handled them in such a brilliant way, I was hysterical! I agree, 66 is the Emmy episode for sure!

  • @omextracts
    @omextracts Před rokem +12

    @12:23 if you just came here for Animal Flubs YOU ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem

      It was sad. So sad, tears running down my face….

  • @ellengrace4609
    @ellengrace4609 Před rokem +8

    The Jackal Paradox is real. 🤫

  • @MclEckert
    @MclEckert Před rokem +5

    Ahhh Friday morning, love the weekly dose of Jackalisms and Seth just killing it 😂

  • @iandalziel7405
    @iandalziel7405 Před rokem +5

    Hang on - a hearse couldn't go off the side of a cliff - it would have to go off the top of a cliff and then let gravity take over
    (It's the physics of the affair!)

  • @amandahaeckl5851
    @amandahaeckl5851 Před rokem +3

    The corrections are my favorite part it shows the people that venture around us

  • @brucesinclair6039
    @brucesinclair6039 Před rokem +22

    This is the first episode I've watched after reading the CZcams comments of the previous weeks episode and it does appear that Seth actually reads all the comments.
    Hey, Seth... YOUR MOTHER!

    • @Maxislithium
      @Maxislithium Před rokem

      Call your Motha
      .

    • @WhatsOn427
      @WhatsOn427 Před rokem +14

      KEEP HILARY'S NAME OUT YA MOUTH

    • @miragegrey4177
      @miragegrey4177 Před rokem +7

      His mom is adorable!

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +8

      9:37
      "Also someone wrote, their exact words,...."
      Seth is watching AND taking notes.

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Před rokem +6

      He's said he doesn't delve into lengthy strings of replies, so if you've got something for him, make a separate thread out of it.

  • @fourwaystops
    @fourwaystops Před rokem +1

    the koala in the mourning veil was fantastic

  • @jamesfillmore921
    @jamesfillmore921 Před rokem +5

    I'm sure it's been pointed out before, but the intro music is very similar to Fine Young Cannibals' "Ever Fallen In Love." Which is cool! I like that song. Also appropriate for the show would be "She Drives Me Crazy," as the jackals annoy Mr. Myers a bit.

    • @katm6
      @katm6 Před rokem +1

      I miss that FYC mug from the very early days of Corrections. That's the jackal mug I wanted.

  • @robertschmidt9032
    @robertschmidt9032 Před rokem +4

    Thank You Seth love corrections.

  •  Před rokem +20

    This show has to come with a warning not to eat while watching, lest you choke like I just did.
    I laughed throughout, but somehow the "see me next week" *immediately* followed by "Two weeks!" made me cackle. Seth making a mistake and correcting himself within the same corrections episode with a second to spare fits the meta theme of the show, and I appreciate it, even if unintentional.

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Před rokem +4

      Ok, but you really should know by now. No food or drink until the post ad runs. We will assume your Jackal Guidebook hasn’t arrived yet. 😉

    • @reg2611
      @reg2611 Před rokem +1

      ​@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Did we send Seth a Jackal Guidebook yet? I think he keeps forgetting the rules of corrections as well.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +1

      I don't think that was a 'mistake and then a correction', that was your bona fide left-right hook.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem

      Jackal Guidebook unabridged.

  • @permafrostprod1
    @permafrostprod1 Před rokem +2

    Whao!! the lack of laughter after the Samurai bricks was 🥶 I don't understand, I myself laught so hard I was wheezing🤣🤣🤣

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před rokem +1

      Seth knew we were all laughing here at home!

  • @jkelly2110
    @jkelly2110 Před rokem +1

    The jackals paradox is hilarious!!

  • @WillDanceAlone2U
    @WillDanceAlone2U Před rokem +3

    Just love the whole thing about corrections.

  • @angelicazbp
    @angelicazbp Před rokem +8

    What’s the PO Box? I have a drawing of Seth as a jackal that he needs to see.

  • @rbhika
    @rbhika Před rokem +1

    I had to stop and 😂 at a “hearse going off the side of a cliff”.

  • @stephenhancock7308
    @stephenhancock7308 Před rokem +1

    The mac tonight running gag is Gold!!😅

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Před rokem +13

    5:32 not trying to brag here…. But I submitted this “jackal alert“ that a toddler couldn’t eat frozen chicken nuggets. So I’ll gladly accept my Jackal Mug in the mail. 😂

    • @Torrana
      @Torrana Před rokem +4

      Ohhhhh, YOU submitted that travesty, eh? You’re saying that the slurry gets breaded-then frozen so fast nary a toddler could eat them? Pfft

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před rokem +1

      Well done. You may or may not have your mug by the end of October. It's hard to say, because the factory is in California and keeps flooding out due to "atmospheric rivers!"

    • @jbuster9
      @jbuster9 Před rokem

      A chicken nugget factory would pose many safety hazards for toddlers, thus preventing them from eating an optimal number of nuggets. A chicken nugget restaurant would be more acceptable.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem

      @@johnobrien2373 - they need to be worried about melting snow about now too...

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 Před rokem +2

      Wait by your mailbox. If you're not there when they show up they give it to your least favorite relative. 2-8 weeks, bring snacks.

  • @Whatever_works
    @Whatever_works Před rokem +3

    I’m all about the MSSM !!😂😂😂

  • @1personiam
    @1personiam Před rokem +4

    Finding out you weren't the first Aldi's Nuts jokester cancels out the use of eureka. Gotta be a true discovery to count

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před rokem +1

      a misplaced displacement ejaculation

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem

      @@iandalziel7405 a misplaced displacement ejaculation revelation

  • @williamjones8462
    @williamjones8462 Před rokem +1

    "Can't have Seth Myers WITHOUT a little S&M."😊

  • @sandytrunks
    @sandytrunks Před rokem +9

    @0:21 Let's take a poll about what the red beverage Seth is drinking might be:
    a) Cranberry juice
    b) Manischewitz Concord Grape
    c) Night Train Wine
    d) Other

    • @iDard3n
      @iDard3n Před rokem +10

      Jackal blood

    • @jasonezzell6901
      @jasonezzell6901 Před rokem +2

      d) Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape Wine

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan Před rokem +1

      @@jasonezzell6901 we used to play quarters with mad dog. Nasty game

    • @Articolate
      @Articolate Před rokem +4

      d) Campari ?

    • @petabread33
      @petabread33 Před rokem

      The Kir is a French cocktail made with a measure of crème de cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) topped up with white wine.