Nobody: Not a soul British primary school for any injury: here's a blue paper towel- that should sort it. It's amazing what blue paper towels can do- headaches, cut knees, broken bones (yes I know someone who was given a blue paper towel for their broken elbow while they waited for her parents), black eyes. What a genius invention (could probably help cure coronavirus or someway help)
@@dancemomaddict1621 I knowww right. A boy in my year (last year so year 10 for me) snorted citric acid and it went in his eye and after washing it out, he came back to class with a blue paper towel over it😂
Lmao my primary school was like: "I've hit my head" "Here, take an ice pack" "I fell over! I'm bleeding!" "Here, take an ice pack" "I've broken my leg!" "Here, take an ice pack" "He's dying!" *"Here, take an ice pack"*
i mean they have an american version of that. with the nurse. "head hurt" ICE "BROKEN BONEs" ICE wait.. you get paper towels and a pack??? We just get a baggy with some ice
And then everyone pretends to be sad about people leaving but they bullied you and you go home punching the air because it's the last time you'll see them in about 3 years
the saddest story ever: I went to make a tea, boiled the kettle, put the tea bag in put the sugar in and the water, went to the fridge and there was no milk thank you for your time edit: WHERE THE HELL DID THESE LIKES COME FROM edit: OK Y'ALL NEED TO STOP I JUST COMMENTED ON A VIDEO, JESUS
The BGT one is painfully accurate. I remember last year people were mad a comedian won the competition because there was a choir of kids using sign language, some of them were disabled iirc, and they thought the win was stolen from them. Like, it's a *TALENT* competition, not a sob story competition, being bilingual and bad at singing isn't a talent
I will never forget the day my father had to email my pe teacher telling her I HAD to wear tights under my leggings. She said she understood. Guess who got yelled at next lesson for my tights under my leggings 😃
Everytime. One time we were doing football outside and it was raining and windy and when we went inside for our next lesson I just left my jacket on I was that cold and wet.
When you and your class have done something wrong and and the teacher says: “Never in my 19,850,704,893 years of teaching have I ever seen such awful behaviour.”
the new teacher would say that, then the class clown would shout out "ARE YOU REALLY THAT OLD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY 21 *does peppa pig snort*😂 and can anyone else relate to dancing and singing on the tables on the last day of primary, those were the days lol
and then you go to highschool and it slightly upgrades to a bag of ice covered in the blue paper towels which melts through the bag and goes all over you and your work
My school said blue paper towel when I sprained my ankle I had to do physical therapy after because they made me do the rest of sports day and I nearly broke it
It’s not just a Christmas dinner, it’s an M&S Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. And also a quick mention; John Lewis Christmas advert, Lily Allen’s version of somewhere only we know “I walked across, an empty land”, everyone tears up 😢
Most popular British excuses “We were just having a laugh.” “Not that big a deal innit.” “I didn’t do nothin’” And the classic, simple, but powerful “WOT” **swing hands up dramatically**
“Nah nahh you chattin’? I was just havin’ a joke mate, you wot fam?! You want some?!” As a British person, I wonder why some of us actually talk like that
And, of course, 'It ain't that deep' I'm personally a 'posh accented' British person and I don't always understand when people talk this way- But I was raised in a chav/roadman family (Which is confusing, as I'm nothing like them, I actually have a brain cell to start with...) so I can get to grips with at least 25% of it.
bro the lockdown one was the most accurate thing ive ever seen. im american, but i lived in england from like 2017-2021 so going from "PROTECT THE NHS" to "Get a vaccine, wear a mask, and live your gosh dang life YOLO" was a big change fasure
That one advert: “you can do it if you BnQ it” The teacher: “now just race round the field” The class clown: “Guys, guys..WE CAN ONLY DO THIS IF WE BNQ IT!!!”
Who remembers the BLUE PAPER TOWELS in primary school. They literally solved EVERY PROBLEM :Edit: omg thank you guys so much for the likes😊😊 here have some food!! 🍾🍿🥤🥛🍼🍵☕🍺🥂🍰🍮🎂🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪🍯
My freind fell down the stairs and there was blood all over his head and we took him to the nurse and she insisted that all he needed was a blue paper towel, then she turners around and saw the blood and screamed her head off
Only the brits know- That one kid who wipes of the the writing on the white board at the front of the class was like the most popular person in school I swear-
@̊Devil 사랑 ̊ I went to Pentre'r Graig and now I go to Cwmtawe, and yes, both my primary and comp have a CZcams channel, search in Cwmtawe Community school and Pentre'r Graig Primary school it should come up then
Trauma that only British people have been through: When your Parents buy Coco Rice at Aldi in the 2 for 1 deal so you have to eat 2 boxes of budget Coco Pops but you don't wanna seem rude because Aldi is an hour away from your house and you don't wanna make them stressed.Then 2 years later you still have Coco Rice and then your parents finally buy you Coco Pops but you think it tastes like s*** because you have only had Coco Rice for 4 years That got too personal
this is not just for charlie but for all of u guys, one time a student was rockin on his chair so much and he didnt listen when i told him to stop. and he fell and cracked his head open now the amount of blood i had to deal with was something i do not want to go throigh ever again.
Every primary school teacher when someone swings in their chair: 'I was once in a class with someone who cracked his head open after swinging on his chair' 😂😂😂
Idk if all british primary schools had this but mine did. It was the bell/triangle that they rang at the end of playtime and everyone had to stand still
We had a bell that a teacher would ring and they would hold up a card with a class number and the kids in that class would have to line up to go to lunch
Ikrrr my friend broke his leg and the teachers were like "stand up it's fine we will get you a paper towel" meanwhile I am traumatised from seeing the bone rubbing against the inside of his skin.
@@kee242 hi yh I put an A because I thought any Americans or people from any other countries would understand it better. I know that in Britain a 9 is equivalent to an A I pit that so people would understand. Also thank you for the auto correct.
Every school teacher when you've misbehaved whilst having a substitute: "Year [number], never in my whole 20 years of teaching have I had an Email from one of the teachers saying how disgusting your behaviour has been. Getting up and THROWING things across the classroom!? Outright unacceptable. I am mad year [number]. Your behaviour has been outright disgusting. Right open your text books and for the rest of this lesson we'll be working in silence"
A teacher in my primary school said this and half the class screamed “NO LEGS!!!” and tried to jump holding on to their chairs They all fell off Also shoutout to chav man sally
Those 2 legends who would both carry the register tray at the same time, and pivot to fit through those drafty doors with the grids of the glass, down to the office
yr 6 british leavers song " this is our leavers song we're proud of what you've done many happy times we've had and many songs we've sung" i can just remeber learning that one song from the start of reception so when every year 6 class leaves we had to sing it and now i cant belive that was literly 4 years ago
Yes! The teachers always said either that or that “he fell backwards and bit through his tongue” 😂 But on the same day my year three teacher told us that, she fell off a chair and broke her foot, so I still don’t take any chances
Nah but this one kid in my class actually did fall of and broke his wrist and the "first aider" LITERALLY gave him an ice pack and made him do PE even tho there was bone sticking thru 🤮
Nobody: Literally nobody: Almost everyone who win bgt: so, yea, my great great great great uncle died 10 years ago, and even tho j never met him, I deserve to win bc if that
No serious? What in the shiny crown of Queen Elizabeth? I asked me mate to make me some tea and they tried puhten it in te microwahve! I ate sm bags o' mystery today as lunch..
The metal climbing frame in the hall that was barely used… the benches in assembled in Y6… toilet humor themed games in which we mercilessly pushed the other kids down the weirdly wide slide… I miss you, Primary school 🫡
When ur mum says ur getting pizza. You: yes dominos Mum: no asda half price Edit: this has made my day this is the most likes i have ever gotten on a comment. Wow tysm
the first time a roadman said this to me for some f*ckin' reason I thought that he was gonna' buy me a macies and then he pulled out a knife and I'd never ran so fast in my life. long story short I'm a p*ssy
Girl: *Breaks leg* Teaching assistant: “have a wet paper towel, you’ll be fine!” Girl: *believes her hopping along with her friend and her wet paper towel* Lol those were the days
in america it was the ice packs. "U have a major concussion? here have a bag of ice and go back to class." one of my friends literally coughed up blood and the nurse gave him an ice pack and told him to go back to class (he's fine now tho)
Mum said it my turn to get pinned!
Tell your mum I say hi 🙋♀️
She said its my turn now!
Thank you so much!!!!!
@@dancemomaddict1621 also teehee I did my mum was so confused tho 😂
@@noh6257 LMAO
Only British people will know:
"Big on quality, Lidl on price"
"save money, live better, Asda"
Me: * crashes my car into Specsavers *
Literally the entirety of Britain in unison: you know what happens next
Yes
Yes literally with all food it made me so hungry but most of it was raw on the ads😑😂😂😂👀😂🤣😂👀
"tesco, every little helps"
“One time a kid was swinging on his chair and he broke 1093 of his bones had six heart attacks and then a stroke. True story”
-teachers
definately does not sound true - _-
@@SK-ol4dn umm.. ummm
Umm
“Whose the teacher? me! Soo umm yah not false”
am i the only one who had american teachers who told m this too 😭 my teacher legit yelled at a 7 year old and told him he was gonna break his arm.
OH IM WHEEZING-
@@AndYouDidItAtMyBirthdayDinner I don’t listen to teachers
"Don't lean back on your chair, a couple of years ago I had a boy in my class who leaned back too far and cracked his head open."
YESSS! Every. Teacher. Ever. It's a shame how many innocent children have cracked open their heads..
And i thought it was true until every single teacher said it ;-;
Also the " somebody in my class through a pencil and poked someone's eye out
Ok im out to many relatable things peace✌✌
Ok im out to many relatable things peace✌✌
For the brits:
“You can do it when you B&Q it”
big on quality, lidl on price
every little helps!- tesco
@@skyee872 atp half the time it's Lidl on quality, big on price 😔
@@Oxenboxe the fact that "Lidl on quality, big on price" actually sounds kind of normal is scary
@@i.love_sTuFf Frrr, it do be kinda scary Lol
Nobody:
Not a soul
British primary school for any injury: here's a blue paper towel- that should sort it.
It's amazing what blue paper towels can do- headaches, cut knees, broken bones (yes I know someone who was given a blue paper towel for their broken elbow while they waited for her parents), black eyes. What a genius invention (could probably help cure coronavirus or someway help)
They were honestly way ahead of there time like wow that thing saved all our lives!!😳❤️
@@dancemomaddict1621 I knowww right. A boy in my year (last year so year 10 for me) snorted citric acid and it went in his eye and after washing it out, he came back to class with a blue paper towel over it😂
Izzysoph Legendary those things!😂😭
mine are green-
@@ameliaxxx1557 same
Only British people will know:
*hopping puddles was considered a sport when going to school*
Omg yes
I was the champion of falling in them 😏 was it on purpose ( yes yes it was )
YAS! I was best at getting everyone drenched in water.
I failed at that so badly
Yes
Lmao my primary school was like:
"I've hit my head"
"Here, take an ice pack"
"I fell over! I'm bleeding!"
"Here, take an ice pack"
"I've broken my leg!"
"Here, take an ice pack"
"He's dying!"
*"Here, take an ice pack"*
Tru
Not even an ice pack just a blue effing paper towel!
Yeah, an ice pack or, "Just get a blue paper towel and wet it"
John scurr was literally like that lmao
Lol same
Only British ppl know:
"Sainsbury's" with THE SAME PRICES AS ALDI!!! Stamped eveywhere
Yes
Same prices lower quality
YES
@Tfrwonkle-Bonkle
@@Twonkle-Bonklefr
A shared trauma that the Americans don't understand:
When your parents buying choco puffs instead of coco pops at Asda
😂😂 so true
Innit tho
Rip
F in the chat
@Amisha Koottungal Joy what the hell is spar
Only British people will understand this:
You: "Miss, I broke my leg!"
Teacher: "Ohh, it's alright sweetie just get a paper towel."
BAHAHAHHA-
*leg comes off*
teacher: it’s ok pet you just had a wee shock
YAS!!
*blue paper towel
Oh god yes also the americsn versions nurses is just .... Ice
British people will understand:
“quick bring the washing in, its raining!”
Every british mum mate
Lol ikr
YAS
Irish people too. I know because I'm Irish and my mam always says that. Wish we did not have to. 🙄🙄🙄
I'm american and it does rarely happen but still does..
When you FINALLY made it to Y6 and you get the honour of sitting on the bench...
*but you're a 'W' in the register*
I feel this been at the back since the start...
This hits close to home even tho it was 2 years ago
Covid ruined my chance... 👹🖕
I felt that
my school removed the benches as soon as we reached year 6. opal installation
Someone: nearly dies
Teachers: just have an ice pack and a paper towel
i mean they have an american version of that. with the nurse.
"head hurt" ICE
"BROKEN BONEs" ICE
wait.. you get paper towels and a pack??? We just get a baggy with some ice
In primary they never had sick bay or a nurse's place thingy all they had was ab office.
In primary they say I can’t do anything about it
True
No we literally just have to wet one of the blue paper towels and put it where it hurts.
Can you recognise these:
Big on quality, Lidl on price
Shop well, spend less
Every little helps
Did u mean 'live well for less?' lol
Todoroki I thought your Japanese, not British lol
Lidl, tesco and asda
Ofc, Lidl, ASDA and Tesco
Lidl
+ does anyone recognize this?: "every little helps."
Or spend less live better
Tesco is awesome
tescos!!
Does America even have tesco, Sainsbury's and waitrose
@@evalowry1658 I don't think so. No idea why tho.
School nurses putting a wet paper towel on everything from a graze to a broken bone lmao
When ur leaving school and you get everyone to sign your shirt...
Those were the best in Year 6
Yass
And then everyone pretends to be sad about people leaving but they bullied you and you go home punching the air because it's the last time you'll see them in about 3 years
@@poppymarshmallow8344 YESSSS
When your best friend draws a penis on your shirt so you write kick me on theirs lol
if you're British you'll know this: were big on quality and always Lidl on price.
Omg yessss
Yesßßssssßsssss tysm for one like (edit(
Its sad how true this is
OMG YESSSSSSS
Every lidl helps :)
Every American: *m to the bee*
The British: *SoPh AsPiN sEnD*
IT ISN’T CALLED M TO THE B IT’S CALLED SOPH ASPIN SEND ANYONE WHO CALLS IT M TO THE B NEEDS TO BE MOVED TO MARS
@@mx_lly1399 i think you mean the sun
@@47thspy33 you genius
What's Soph a spin send?
@@renameagain5808 the real name of the song
THE FUCKING BRITAINS GOT TALENT IS ON POINT😭🤣🤣🤣
I know a quote that not a lot of Americans would either use or understand.
“You look like you’ve been dragged through a bush backwards”
I can't believe how long it has been since I've heard that
😭🖐🏽
omg my mum told me that everyday!! ....yikes kinda sad thinking about it now 😬😂😶
my mum uses it like 24/7
omg yess i saw that phrase in a book i read when i was 6 😭😭
‘Ahoy me hearties!’
Only the legendary CBeebies kids understand
ah yes when Swashbuckle was all we wanted after school before watching 64 zoo lane at 6pm and In the Night Garden on the legendary 7pm slot
You have summoned me swashbuckle man child hood
Omg that was the best show ever
Swashbuckle isnt it. Aw i havent watched that in 4 years i miss the woman and the kids who were in
Swashbuckle @ 5pm 😭
the saddest story ever:
I went to make a tea, boiled the kettle, put the tea bag in put the sugar in and the water, went to the fridge and there was no milk
thank you for your time
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God bless. Very traumatic experience. How have you recovered😔 🙏
i'm still recovering 😓
@i c e k n i f e oh i HATE vannila tea 😔 hope you recover from the trauma you have faced
Sorry how the fuck do u boil a kettle😂
*GYAH!*
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
The BGT one is painfully accurate. I remember last year people were mad a comedian won the competition because there was a choir of kids using sign language, some of them were disabled iirc, and they thought the win was stolen from them. Like, it's a *TALENT* competition, not a sob story competition, being bilingual and bad at singing isn't a talent
No one:
Not a single soul:
British Chavs and roadmen: WhAt YoU CHAttiNG BRUV
The fact that u said it like that
is gay
@@ioi201 the fuck is the point
@@darkeyistheg1309 bro english😂😂
Yea you wanna scrap bruhv
Thats something a chav would say not a roadman
USA: We have a lot of knockoff brands.
Aldi: Pathetic
I love Aldi-
The knockoff twixes at Aldi are just the best
The US has Aldi stores and has had them since 1976, whereas the UK has had them since 1990.
Y e s
@@isla4471 yes we do 🙊
PE teacher: Alright we're gonna do PE outside today, it's not that cold.
Also PE teacher: *goes out wearing a zipped up puffer jacket*
I will never forget the day my father had to email my pe teacher telling her I HAD to wear tights under my leggings. She said she understood. Guess who got yelled at next lesson for my tights under my leggings 😃
@@Alexandra-lj5dr Oof relatable on so many levels
I still don’t understand how my P.E teacher can go out in the rain wearing shorts and a t- shirt and still be warm ;-;
*when your teacher makes you do rugby in the rain, in winter, and your wearing leggings and the school t-shirt that isn't long sleeved:*
Everytime. One time we were doing football outside and it was raining and windy and when we went inside for our next lesson I just left my jacket on I was that cold and wet.
"Oi you! Stop swinging on that chair, I knew a student who cracked the back of his head open doing that!"
- Every British Teacher
that happened in my school too and I am not british
lol@@RabbitanRibbit
i litterly got a pen stuck in my head from swinging and now im the example (i had to do to hospital)
Literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
When you and your class have done something wrong and and the teacher says:
“Never in my 19,850,704,893 years of teaching have I ever seen such awful behaviour.”
"I am shocked at this appalling/atrocious behaviour"
All my teachers would do the Uhhhhh first lol
the new teacher would say that, then the class clown would shout out
"ARE YOU REALLY THAT OLD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY 21 *does peppa pig snort*😂
and can anyone else relate to dancing and singing on the tables on the last day of primary, those were the days lol
@@gemmastockley1855 remember when in primary school in p7 on the last day you would sign other people’s shirts lol
the thing is, they re-use that line...
EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
“Save money. Live better” “big on quality Lidl on price”
Every little helps
Omg yes
Y e s
Literally every British school nurse when someone is injured badly:
*blue paper towel*
Yes
YESS BLUE WET PAPER TOWEL
and then you go to highschool and it slightly upgrades to a bag of ice covered in the blue paper towels which melts through the bag and goes all over you and your work
My school said blue paper towel when I sprained my ankle I had to do physical therapy after because they made me do the rest of sports day and I nearly broke it
@@neveosborne4668 literally same my ankle was blue and purple and swelled n they thought a paper towel would help
It’s not just a Christmas dinner, it’s an M&S Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. And also a quick mention; John Lewis Christmas advert, Lily Allen’s version of somewhere only we know “I walked across, an empty land”, everyone tears up 😢
Most popular British excuses
“We were just having a laugh.”
“Not that big a deal innit.”
“I didn’t do nothin’”
And the classic, simple, but powerful
“WOT” **swing hands up dramatically**
“It’s just banta fam”
“Nah nahh you chattin’? I was just havin’ a joke mate, you wot fam?! You want some?!”
As a British person, I wonder why some of us actually talk like that
@@ghostanimations621 fr
@@ghostanimations621 ikr like its a completely different language but it so easy to understand for a british person
And, of course, 'It ain't that deep'
I'm personally a 'posh accented' British person and I don't always understand when people talk this way- But I was raised in a chav/roadman family (Which is confusing, as I'm nothing like them, I actually have a brain cell to start with...) so I can get to grips with at least 25% of it.
Who recognises? "Big on quality, lidl on prices"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEESSSS
YESSS!
Lol
LMFAOOO
I do
No no one:
Not even a single soul:
British primary schools assembly’s:wE aRe heRe toGethEr, tOgEtHeR, tOGetHer , wE arE hEre tOgetheR EverY oNe
We are one We ArE StRONGGGGgg
Amen
What about that "our god is a great big god and he holds us in his handsss" that was a classic for us
I HAS TO SING ALONG THEN WE ALSO HAD HAPPY MRS CHICKEN 😭
CABBAGES AND GREENS BROCCOLI AND BEANS-
Do the Americans even have assemblies?
bro the lockdown one was the most accurate thing ive ever seen. im american, but i lived in england from like 2017-2021 so going from "PROTECT THE NHS" to "Get a vaccine, wear a mask, and live your gosh dang life YOLO" was a big change fasure
I doubt you heard gosh dang tho
@@Silky_Pawz that's true😂much more aggressive words for sure
Only british will know:
Sticky toffee pudding day
OMG the best day in the entire year
OMFG YES
what
Better than Christmas
AH YESS
That one advert: “you can do it if you BnQ it”
The teacher: “now just race round the field”
The class clown: “Guys, guys..WE CAN ONLY DO THIS IF WE BNQ IT!!!”
I used to use that joke to much
*Gets B&Q staff to race*
That literally was me in primary lmao
lol
School nurse: "here's a wet paper towel"
"Do u need a plaster"
probably why we have free health care 😂
HaVe An IcE pAcK
The legendary blue paper towels
I broke my foot and they just gave me the paper towel cause they thought I was exaggerating
NOT THE WET PAPER TOWELS
I respect the gummy eggs being "LEGEND" tier. They were my favourite in the HARIBO Starmix pack
what i used to do was eat the white then the yolk. i found a dirty ahh gummy egg yolk while cleaning my room a year ago 😭
Ew@@I_am_miss_Conelly
@@MuchiroTokito12 i know 😭
@I_am_miss_Conelly I USED TO EAT THE YOLK FIRST THEN THE WHITE PART 😭🤚
@@rae3-w1q what I just shoved it in my mouth!
I feel like our entire country just got severely insulted but there’s nothing we can do about it because it’s true
Very true
It's the same in Ireland haha
nah dude u cant complain it's hilarious thinking that americans think we and posh but they should head to coventry
Never have I been so insulted by something I completely agree with
Ya
Who remembers the BLUE PAPER TOWELS in primary school. They literally solved EVERY PROBLEM
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Corey Charlton YES!
Cut knee --- blue paper towel
Headache --- blue paper towel
Dead --- blue paper towel
Me: This ain't gon do nout
Still got them in secondary
drowning: blue paper towels
suffocating: blue paper towels
broken limbs: blue paper towels
My freind fell down the stairs and there was blood all over his head and we took him to the nurse and she insisted that all he needed was a blue paper towel, then she turners around and saw the blood and screamed her head off
Only brits should get this
“Wanna cuppa?” Or “wanna cup of rosylee?”
Yess
Can I? :0 🖐
Got to have a slice of Battenberg if you're having tea in my house.
@@gachaflix5112 no x lmao
@@dancingcarapace yesssss
they should give that kid of bgt the golden button just for having 17 siblings like damn I have 1 and I’m so done
Something only biritsh would understand:
*slaps legs*, right
Least this is accurate
leaving already?
I’ve got to go now
oh no dad
Roight then I'm off
Only the brits know-
That one kid who wipes of the the writing on the white board at the front of the class was like the most popular person in school I swear-
in sweden too. i feel you
ThAt WaS mE. ✨✨✨YeS. It Is I, WhItEbOaRd WiPeR✨✨✨
ayee i was me, i was the whiteboard wipper in primray loll
That’s true and I still am only bc of my art
Only British will know:
Tesco, every little helps
YESSSSSSSSS
Yes 👍
Irish too
@@deirdrewinters4443 oh sorry I didn’t know Tesco was in Ireland I know it’s in Northern Ireland tho
Always lidl in price
“If the projecter fell, you would get crushed!”
Nobody:
No soul:
British schools: SMILEY FACES AND DINO NUGGIES FOR LUNCH KIDS!!
@̊Devil 사랑 ̊ idk know and noce pic
@̊Devil 사랑 ̊ My primary did really nice food
@̊Devil 사랑 ̊ I went to Pentre'r Graig and now I go to Cwmtawe, and yes, both my primary and comp have a CZcams channel, search in Cwmtawe Community school and Pentre'r Graig Primary school it should come up then
@@sophiehumphreys5817 every primary school has a yt channel lmao
Ik but, does your comp have a yt channel or is it just mine
Only British would understand: 'Every little helps'
Tesco’s check!!
@@pigeonqueen2940 LOL
WHAT TF ARE YOU CHATTIN BOUT BRUV, IT’S: every little HELPS
@@nonone6863 yep it is every little helps
@@nonone6863 flip soz i did it wrong
Trauma that only British people have been through:
When your Parents buy Coco Rice at Aldi in the 2 for 1 deal so you have to eat 2 boxes of budget Coco Pops but you don't wanna seem rude because Aldi is an hour away from your house and you don't wanna make them stressed.Then 2 years later you still have Coco Rice and then your parents finally buy you Coco Pops but you think it tastes like s*** because you have only had Coco Rice for 4 years
That got too personal
We have Aldi in America and coco rice sucks
I feel that I know this
@@mckennagandhi2157 frrrrr but in England it taste like Coco Pops but left outside in a storm for 3 hours
@Gacha Blossom lmao
Mate, that hits at my very soul!
this is not just for charlie but for all of u guys, one time a student was rockin on his chair so much and he didnt listen when i told him to stop. and he fell and cracked his head open now the amount of blood i had to deal with was something i do not want to go throigh ever again.
When ur mum said she’s just going to Asda for bread and u wait in the car : 1 year later
Lol 😂 same
GIRL FR 😂
SSJSNWNDSSS RELATABLE 😭😭💀
OR WHEN THEY SAY THAT THEY'RE GOING TO THE SHOPS FOR 10 MINS AND THEY COME BACK 2 HRS LATER WITH FOOD THAT CAN FEED A COUNTRY😭
@@ggukwrld yesssssss
“thats an aldi price match!“
“tesco,every little helps“
Yessss!!!
And that’s how I know you’re British
Every primary school teacher when someone swings in their chair:
'I was once in a class with someone who cracked his head open after swinging on his chair'
😂😂😂
omg so true, they all say the same thing
I used to believe it as well and I went home to my mum like “MUMMY SOMEONE CRACKED THEIR HEAD OPEN ONCE BY FALLING OFF THEIR CHAIR”
Every class
Lmao I once took pictures on my teachers phone bc it was in the classroom TwT
Why so true though🤣✨
Idk if all british primary schools had this but mine did. It was the bell/triangle that they rang at the end of playtime and everyone had to stand still
Nah we had the whistle
yup, when the whistle went at playtime if you moved or even made a sound, well nobody knows cus we were too scared to find out!
We had a bell that a teacher would ring and they would hold up a card with a class number and the kids in that class would have to line up to go to lunch
we had the whistle
@@stxrriii OMG WE HAD THAT AND IF YOU MOVED YOUR NEXT LUNCH WAS CANCELLED AND YOU SPENT THE WHOLE TIME BEING A DINNER LADY
"Im knackered"
"Ya cheeky sod"
"Bloody hell"
"I'm pissed"
"Ey up mate"
"Wanna cuppa"
"Dey fit, dem"
Thats just some stuff i hear everyday
Some of these I said when I was 6
@@jasminehoneyman-appleyard8722 lol well im yorkshire and it dont matter what your age, you say them anyway lol
@@beccarjd4012 lol yeah us Yorkshire kids
@Blurred Leopard our tea is good tho
@Lazer Leopard init.
Me: has a broken leg
School:Here a paper towel will fix it
Ice packs too I don't know how the ice packs work at school but not at home...
Ikrrr my friend broke his leg and the teachers were like "stand up it's fine we will get you a paper towel" meanwhile I am traumatised from seeing the bone rubbing against the inside of his skin.
Yes,except my primary school was pretty rich so it was ice packs instead
FROZEN PEAS
Me: has cancer and hair is falling out
School: go to the medical room
School "nurse": have a paper towel
British schools : express yourself
Also British schools: no dyeing hair ,no jewellery, no non uniform
I think thats just england, in scotland your allowed to dye your hair wear make have body peircings. Etc
Wait your not meant to have dyed hair?
@@winniedoves yes
@@nikolab5116 Really?! well im of to scotland then :D
no loom bands , no hair accessories , TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN, you ties short , your ties to big, wrong colours shoes , wrong colour socks
“Cabbages and greens”
“Broccoli and beans”
Cauliflower and rosted potatos good for me to eat
only OGs will remember golden time.
that was the best 😔
That was the only good part of the school day
Oh my golden time was the best unless some idiot ruined it for everyone
omg on the chromebooks i loved that playing cool math games it was banging
Yes queen 👑
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
UK: "It’s pissin’ it down init.”
Btw I’m British lol
My dad be like: “blimey it’s pissin down!”
Btw my family is British
Everybody that is British know what that means xD
My mum when it’s raining just a lil bit: “Oh fks sake is pissin’ it down!” 😂
@Poppy Cox init* shut up ya slag
sane and i litrally saw that the most
British word: I'm gonna get a bolocking if I dont get and A in mathematics
Like if u understood bolocking
Aah bolocking, the word that awakened fear in the most stubborn children
British don't do letters we do numbers- and you can't even spell British
@@kee242 hi yh I put an A because I thought any Americans or people from any other countries would understand it better.
I know that in Britain a 9 is equivalent to an A I pit that so people would understand. Also thank you for the auto correct.
@@KOG2186 too true
@I cry Over Roblox Obbys fuck off
“EHH GURLS”
U know ur cooked when u hear this 😭😭
Every school teacher when you've misbehaved whilst having a substitute:
"Year [number], never in my whole 20 years of teaching have I had an Email from one of the teachers saying how disgusting your behaviour has been. Getting up and THROWING things across the classroom!? Outright unacceptable. I am mad year [number]. Your behaviour has been outright disgusting. Right open your text books and for the rest of this lesson we'll be working in silence"
The thing I found funny was
The whole thing
“You will be working in silence” I-
I swear I’ve seen that whole script on a tiktok before
OMG YESSS
This is the thing i find from every teacher
I’m chuffed to bits,
Only British people will understand
Man we have a lot in common
I say that alot
I look dumb as fuck
Wait a minute... 40 LIKES not bad...
Ngl, don’t actually understand how this has 174 likes
I say that a lot love 😂
To confuse the non-British who think they're educated enough:
Every Lidl helps.
PFFFFT
I'm British and I understand this-
I know this one :)
@@zelakko same
Ik this one it's where I get my snacks from
Only British people know what "the big light" is, you only turn it on when guests are over
wait u have that too 😭
“Ight fam, I’ll shank ya nan innit,” thats probably as British as it gets
or bruv instead of fam
Primary school teachers be like:
"Dont lean on your chair"
"Its either 4 legs or no legs"
(Edit: Thanks for the likes!)
If you could balance on one leg without the teacher noticing you were a god
Some kids take that to literally...
NO MORE JOB
A teacher i used to have but left said "6 legs on the ground" and "4 legs under the table and 2 out" because the legs on the chair had 4 legs - 👁👄👁
Teachers in UK be like: AHEMMMMMM it’s 6 legs AcTuALlY
A teacher in my primary school said this and half the class screamed “NO LEGS!!!” and tried to jump holding on to their chairs
They all fell off
Also shoutout to chav man sally
Me: *cracks my head open*
School nurse: "HeReS a WeT pApEr ToWeL"
aNd An iCe pAcK
Me: *Stops breathing*
School nurse:wOULd yOu lIkE a pEpPeRmInT aNd wAtER
Who remembers this one?
CoMe BAcK aT bReAK TiMe
@@lucie7470 Yh don’t forget the ice pack 😂
HaVE sOme IcE iN a PlAStic BaG
Those 2 legends who would both carry the register tray at the same time, and pivot to fit through those drafty doors with the grids of the glass, down to the office
only British people will know:
Thats asda price
How DARE you
Every little helps.
Is that Tesco? Or Asda?
@@whyamigae9666 asda
@@lisamcowan9415 what-
Literally Nobody:
Primary school kids during assembly: "GoOd mOrNInG MRs ToBiiNs, GoOd mOrNInG mR SMiiiTh, GoOd mOrNInG EveRyoOoNnEe!"
I hated this in primary so much
and the yr6 used to sit on benches and everyone else sat on the floor 😭😂
WAIT, OTHER SCHOOLS DID THAT TOO??
@@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq
Sadly yes, I love how in year six when you got the benches people would make fun of it because we were the *_bIg KiDs_*
@@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq I was thinking that
Nobody:
The brits: Sunshine showers and rainbows, all on the same day. 🙌😂
It’s 2020.
FUCK IT, LET’S ADD A TSUNAMI AND AN EARTHQUAKE
yr 6 british leavers song " this is our leavers song we're proud of what you've done many happy times we've had and many songs we've sung"
i can just remeber learning that one song from the start of reception so when every year 6 class leaves we had to sing it and now i cant belive that was literly 4 years ago
we sung "when i see you again" for the leavers haha
Only british will understand:
"Tesco, every little helps"
WHY IS THIS TRUE
YESSS
I thought that was Morrisons
no lol@@muppetmode631
Omg yes
Just me or did every single teacher have that one kid “who fell off their chair and cracked their head open” he was always called Jimmy
Yes! The teachers always said either that or that “he fell backwards and bit through his tongue” 😂 But on the same day my year three teacher told us that, she fell off a chair and broke her foot, so I still don’t take any chances
It was a Louis for us I think he's going to become a road man looks like it
When you have always gone to an all girl school.
Nah but this one kid in my class actually did fall of and broke his wrist and the "first aider" LITERALLY gave him an ice pack and made him do PE even tho there was bone sticking thru 🤮
The thing is so I’m not a teacher but that did happen to someone in my year
mum when she sees a drop of rain: GET THE WASHING IN NOW!!!!
So true
That’s my mum 💀
so relatable
only British people will understand:
“Please scan your Tesco club card”
“…”
“Club card accepted”
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Almost everyone who win bgt: so, yea, my great great great great uncle died 10 years ago, and even tho j never met him, I deserve to win bc if that
Me: Has a seizure in the playground
The lunch time supervisors: Here's your wet paper towel love
More like here’s your ICE PACK darling
Here's your ice in a paper towel
Did you do it leaning back in the chair?
@@valentinalujan3039 I need it back in two minutes love
This legit happened to my mate in primary
Let's confuse the Americans: I'm knackered today mate
Ey laddie! Yav grown so bloody much since I last saw ya!
No serious?
What in the shiny crown of Queen Elizabeth? I asked me mate to make me some tea and they tried puhten it in te microwahve! I ate sm bags o' mystery today as lunch..
@@georgia8830 ITS A SIN TO BUT TEA IN THE MICROWAVE
I'm piging knackered
Yes
The metal climbing frame in the hall that was barely used… the benches in assembled in Y6… toilet humor themed games in which we mercilessly pushed the other kids down the weirdly wide slide… I miss you, Primary school 🫡
When ur mum says ur getting pizza.
You: yes dominos
Mum: no asda half price
Edit: this has made my day this is the most likes i have ever gotten on a comment. Wow tysm
Better yet, Tescos overpriced finest pizza
(Love the spinach and mozzarella tho)
lol ikr
To be honest it tastes better
Is it just me or when my mum gets asda pizza I only have the. Mozzarella one
It’s mom
JOKE:
why is everyone that works at tesco’s a dwarf
because every little helps…..
Ha
Why am I laughing oml 😂✋
loool
Haha
Ba dun crash
“Emily go get a wet paper towel for Daisy’s elbow”
its always emily or diasy
Instead of Emily
jEsS
@@MightyLottoas a jess i can confirm it was always me :')
over here in america they give us ice
Meanwhile the bone is sticking out of Daisy's elbow and she's unconscious with a weak pulse
Every British person has heard:
✨MOrE rEaSoNs To ShOp At MoRrIsOnS✨
‘Im gonna chef you up fam’
Only British people will get it
the first time a roadman said this to me for some f*ckin' reason I thought that he was gonna' buy me a macies and then he pulled out a knife and I'd never ran so fast in my life.
long story short I'm a p*ssy
guess im not british
@@AirsoftSouthYorkshire you're not a pussy, you're smart, your life was at risk😭
@Clash3640 same lol
Lol I'm British istg the bike chavs are so relatable 😭!
England in a nutshell!!😂😭
ikr lmao!!
One almost got run over the other day when I was walkin to school...
Ikr
I HATE THEM 😭
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Everyone: dYLaN!!!
My brother is called Dylan UvU
heres one: teachers blowing the whistle at the end of break and lunch and having to wait for everyone to be completely still until we could go in 💀💀
NNNNNAAAAAHHHHHHHH SO TRUE HELP
and then youd get pointed out and yelled at by the teacher if u didnt stand still that immediate second
@@EzCooke LITERALLY THO 💀
British primary school:
gets hurt: oh just to let ya know there's been a minor accident today.
me: mum I broke my spine.
it's true
Raptor Claw ur a savage-
"Its Lelly Kelly! Our shoes are so cute, oh yeah!"
I forgot the words but it's somethin like that oml
*It's lelly kelly! the cutest shoes oh yeah!
Those still exist I swear down I saw an add for them a couple months ago
@@ilikepizza7669 i think on citv they still play lelly kelly adverts
Girl: *Breaks leg*
Teaching assistant: “have a wet paper towel, you’ll be fine!”
Girl: *believes her hopping along with her friend and her wet paper towel*
Lol those were the days
So true 🤣🤣
It was a miricle if they gave u an ice pack😂😂
@@OpheWophy people would literally pretend their leg or arm hurt so they would get an ice pack lol
It never worked tho
@@oliviadance1338 IKR
in america it was the ice packs. "U have a major concussion? here have a bag of ice and go back to class." one of my friends literally coughed up blood and the nurse gave him an ice pack and told him to go back to class (he's fine now tho)
The harvest song >>> cabbages and greens broccoli and beans cauliflower roasted potatoes taste so good to me ~~~
apricots and plums, ripened in the sun, oranges and yellow bananas, good for everyone!
It’s another harvest festival where we bring our fruit and vegetables because we want to share the best that we’ve been given
only british people understand.
Mum: Shouts your name.
You: Yes
No answer
You: YES
No answer
You: God sake no i have to get up
Yea that has happened to me so many times honestly i think my parents need fucking ear aids
@@madmke7369 yep
im american and this has happened lots of times
@@getmemednerd9616 same
-an american
@MadMke736 same but when I do get up my mum is just like
' WhY DiDn't yOu ansWeR mE '
No one :
British teachers : what's that Matt ,Chloe just got ran over go get a paper towel
British students: what fam
Yes
Lol they always say just get a paper towel even if u like poked urself in the eye w a pencil or something
LOL
"I'll have a 5 wing bucket, Boss man" is something the Americans will never understand
wtf is that ;/
Are y’all from Britain?
As proven here.