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  • @MrPandamatt
    @MrPandamatt Před 12 dny +209

    They forgot to put the gameplay into the game.

    • @Fleetstreetbestone
      @Fleetstreetbestone Před 12 dny +13

      Just skip through randomly and 7/10 times it’s cutscenes

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      @@Fleetstreetbestonewhen it isn’t cutscenes, it is walking/running past scenery.
      The combat is laughable, the puzzles aren’t puzzles just a time-sponge.
      I hope everyone who worked on this game ends up bankrupt and homeless.

    • @marioluigi6024
      @marioluigi6024 Před 11 dny +1

      ​@@FleetstreetbestoneHoly shit! You're right. I just tried it. Lmao

    • @lukedstaten
      @lukedstaten Před 11 dny +3

      And the game feels too short

    • @jrey8722
      @jrey8722 Před 11 dny +1

      it actually took me like 30-20 min off skipping around to finally find the combat lol

  • @RomnysGonzalez
    @RomnysGonzalez Před 12 dny +15

    roughly around 4 to 4.5cm each side. Top and bottom of the screen. We are losing 9cm out of screen usage just because those 2 massive black lines

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +3

      Nobody cares. The game is boring.

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 Před 11 dny

      I mean less boring game to look at I don't see what's wrong with that

    • @anaguma90
      @anaguma90 Před 11 dny +3

      They really really wanted to make a movie

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +3

      @@ashentwo6608 You could just watch a movie if all you care about are graphics.
      Boring gameplay is boring even if it’s pretty.
      This game is a polished turd.

    • @luiiz2138
      @luiiz2138 Před 7 dny +1

      To make sure you are playing a movie

  • @KyojuroRengoku.420
    @KyojuroRengoku.420 Před 7 dny +3

    I swear if a doctor told Charlie he had to wear two headphones to live, he would be dead within a week

  • @XDtko
    @XDtko Před 12 dny +116

    What in the walking simulator

  • @trivsaucee6019
    @trivsaucee6019 Před 12 dny +8

    I really hope Black Myth Wukong slaps,
    It’s got to right?

  • @Sideshowbilly
    @Sideshowbilly Před 12 dny +88

    Thought this said helldivers 2

    • @Brad-lt2re
      @Brad-lt2re Před 12 dny +4

      Nah that died a few weeks ago

    • @utubeuser88292
      @utubeuser88292 Před 12 dny

      @@Brad-lt2reit didnt die lol yal say that about anything ur favorite dirty assed streamer or youtuber isnt playing anymore.. it still has hundreds of playere on playstation n pc combined its a niche game not a fucking fps genre game or mmorpg

    • @amwazdraws6890
      @amwazdraws6890 Před 12 dny +1

      I thought the entire time it said Hades 2

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +4

      @@amwazdraws6890they are both better games than this slop

    • @tchaidonlol7110
      @tchaidonlol7110 Před 11 dny +6

      @@Brad-lt2re not really

  • @theclamslam9373
    @theclamslam9373 Před 12 dny +8

    i wish NinjaTheory would remaster or make a new Enslaved

    • @adhumbla1153
      @adhumbla1153 Před 7 dny

      Too bad! They are gonna get shut down at this rate

  • @Kvantasan
    @Kvantasan Před 11 dny +3

    soundtrack by Heilung, highly recommend to attend a concert

  • @petebagwell6666
    @petebagwell6666 Před 12 dny +123

    Ahh the walking sim where backseat gamers whisper in your ear exactly what to do and never shut the eff up

    • @bastard8892
      @bastard8892 Před 12 dny +13

      Don't play while baked bc this shit will get you paranoid

    • @My_knob
      @My_knob Před 12 dny

      @@bastard8892no it’s just irritating lol

    • @jackalazzerking3219
      @jackalazzerking3219 Před 7 dny +8

      Hmmm almost like that's what's schizophrenia is like. Crazy huh?

    • @blake1535
      @blake1535 Před 5 dny

      Playing it baked fucks with you hard and all that death noises

    • @nagato2201
      @nagato2201 Před 22 hodinami

      ​@@bastard8892 that's what i am thinking about doing

  • @LunaBirbosa
    @LunaBirbosa Před 12 dny +122

    Playing the soundscape game with 1 earbud in is wild

    • @dontmatter4423
      @dontmatter4423 Před 12 dny +15

      Crap tier game, so no one cares

    • @KillZoneHart1
      @KillZoneHart1 Před 12 dny +11

      I know, pretty dumb. And some basic in-ears as well. Can't review a game like this based on that

    • @callmeLetr0
      @callmeLetr0 Před 12 dny +4

      Seriously I found that so stupid

    • @FrawgfithAmblose
      @FrawgfithAmblose Před 12 dny +22

      He played the first one and already knew of the sound design gimmick, it really doesn't even do much, oh wow there is a right ear voice and a left ear voice and they say largely the same things while diverging about 10 percent of the time, how captivating 🙄 once you know of the gimmick you can even play the game with the sound off and it won't take anything away from the experience of having a few voices talk in different ears lol

    • @KillZoneHart1
      @KillZoneHart1 Před 12 dny +11

      @@FrawgfithAmblose and did you formulate that opinion yourself or copy/paste the people you follows judgements?

  • @tylercoffin2640
    @tylercoffin2640 Před 12 dny

    I saw 2 CZcams ads for this game 3 days before it released. Not alot went into the marketing.

  • @jhamer18
    @jhamer18 Před 12 dny +114

    Ninja theory is getting shut down we all know it. 7 years to make this short cinematic art piece not an actual game

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 Před 12 dny +11

      And it's same exact game 7 years ago

    • @alexlyster3459
      @alexlyster3459 Před 12 dny +6

      It was 4 years not 7. They made another game first.

    • @utubeuser88292
      @utubeuser88292 Před 12 dny +12

      @@alexlyster34594 years for 5 hours is embarassing still

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Před 12 dny +12

      Microsoft greenlit another game from them. But sure.

    • @dontmatter4423
      @dontmatter4423 Před 12 dny +5

      Ninja theory never had a good track record
      they shouldn't have been bought in the first place

  • @yohothepirate7241
    @yohothepirate7241 Před 12 dny +1

    47:55 is that a shot at rockstar game design lol

  • @MegaR3DD3VIL
    @MegaR3DD3VIL Před 7 dny +1

    A KEY thing that many forget or seem to have forgotten. WHY DID HELLBLADE2 TAKE SO LONG TO RELEASE? If you remember correctly, when hellblade2 was announced UNREAL5 had not yet been released, only after the announcement of UNREAL5 was NINJATHEORY announced that they would move from UNREAL4 to UNREAL5, so when they say that in all those years they did little, in reality you have to count NOT from the date of the announcement of HELLBLADE2 but from the release and release to the developers of UNREAL5

  • @Youraveragegamer_97
    @Youraveragegamer_97 Před 12 dny +19

    If amazing graphics mean no gameplay then im fine with nintendo graphics

    • @KillZoneHart1
      @KillZoneHart1 Před 12 dny

      It's not the graphics that made the game length. That's their decision to make it that short. Idk why but that's what it is.

    • @RJS2003
      @RJS2003 Před 12 dny +1

      Which, to be completely honest, aren't even that much worse. The difference in game graphics has utterly plateaued and is so minuscule now, why care? They look more than good enough. Why can't we ever just have _enough?_ No, no, we gotta have more realism, more lighting/shadows, more billions of polygons. Ever ambitious, ever gluttonous, never satisfied, like a pig to the feed troth.
      Nintendo just stopped falling for the charade a long time ago.

  • @CB6368
    @CB6368 Před 12 dny +61

    very "cinematic" but its the same fight over and over... looks like a lot of just running around as well. Hard pass.

    • @BingChilling-hr1hh
      @BingChilling-hr1hh Před 12 dny +8

      $50 walking simulator with a few puzzles and combat sections

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez Před 12 dny +1

      By combat #2 the animations were already repeating themselves.

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +1

      @@BingChilling-hr1hhby combat sections you mean “parry simulator”?
      At least that was the entirety of the first game’s combat. Just press party to instantly kill the enemy, and repeat for each of the enemies who attack one at a time.
      So boring.

    • @common3480
      @common3480 Před 11 dny

      @@glawenclattuc3127 Mfs will hate on games for having shit stories but then a game focuses on making a genuinely good story (with the precedent of being a sequel to a game with identical length and gameplay) and all of a sudden its fucking horrendous that anyone would ever want such shlock. Gamers are fucking hypocrites and you are all going to be so fucking sorry once you have dictated that all you want is Ubisoft trash...

    • @adityadas5820
      @adityadas5820 Před 7 dny

      @@glawenclattuc3127 clearly you havent played this one.

  • @lukedstaten
    @lukedstaten Před 11 dny +26

    7 years for a 6h game

    • @IAmTheBugInsideYou
      @IAmTheBugInsideYou Před 10 dny +7

      It was in development since 2020

    • @OriiPingu
      @OriiPingu Před 8 dny +8

      ​​@@IAmTheBugInsideYou And it was only made by 80 people too. To put that in comparison, the last of us 2 was made by 2200 people.

    • @dontmatter4423
      @dontmatter4423 Před 7 dny

      Peak Microsoft xbox management

    • @brendyn__2244
      @brendyn__2244 Před 5 dny

      @@dontmatter4423Xbox 360 best console of all time 🤫

    • @blake1535
      @blake1535 Před 5 dny

      Is no one talking about how f*cked this game is it’s always about time

  • @billy_bear_cave8703
    @billy_bear_cave8703 Před 11 dny

    You say the puzzles in Animal Well weren't puzzles, but thats because beating the main game is only 1/4 of the content and the big puzzles are post game.

  • @metro4noww
    @metro4noww Před 12 dny +63

    charlie for the love of god PLEASE update your gaming playlist. its hard finding all your gaming vids

    • @TheFewAndOnly
      @TheFewAndOnly Před 12 dny +2

      I imagine it'd be a lot of trouble updating them after posting daily and neglecting that playlist for over 2 years. None of them have been touched and probably won't be anymore unfortunately

    • @kiri7678
      @kiri7678 Před 12 dny

      I recently made a gaming playlist for his more recent videos, do you want me to share it with you?

    • @Reillybh
      @Reillybh Před 12 dny

      Or you could just it up on CZcams search

    • @jdr91
      @jdr91 Před 11 dny

      You do it bro lol

    • @Pandaman-yx6lg
      @Pandaman-yx6lg Před 11 dny

      @@TheFewAndOnlylol yea I’m sure someday like in a few years he might pay someone to do it

  • @soleboy187
    @soleboy187 Před 12 dny +29

    Love how xbox didnt promote their only AAA game this year

    • @blessanabey5575
      @blessanabey5575 Před 12 dny +8

      Really it's short as hell, like 6 or 8 hr long.

    • @lolxddead
      @lolxddead Před 12 dny

      @@blessanabey5575 5-6 hours even if you are taking ur time.

    • @kennycarter4932
      @kennycarter4932 Před 12 dny +1

      It was advertised. Not everything needs to be advertised to hell

    • @unknownsoldier6731
      @unknownsoldier6731 Před 12 dny +5

      And it’s not the only one, there’s still Indiana jones, avowed and stalker 2.

    • @brendyn__2244
      @brendyn__2244 Před 12 dny +3

      Game pass is goated best thing for gaming in a while

  • @isfanyartheaccursed1617

    *YEAH!*

  • @Telecaster324
    @Telecaster324 Před 12 dny +3

    What is lamendamn game

  • @fluffly8935
    @fluffly8935 Před 12 dny +24

    Goodbye to this studio, wonder who Microsoft will buy to replace it

  • @Youraveragegamer_97
    @Youraveragegamer_97 Před 12 dny +37

    Idk why people expected it to be good like the whole "game" is just a cutscene, theres more reasons to watch this on youtube then telltales the walking dead cuz at least that has dialogue options

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +1

      Telltale games you can atleast make choices that affect the story.
      This ‘game’ just: 1) watch a cutscene 2) walk 3) press parry 4) repeat.

    • @ashikojima9850
      @ashikojima9850 Před 10 dny

      @@glawenclattuc3127 indeed

  • @Dedyouth
    @Dedyouth Před 12 dny

    If i didnt forget this game dropped, i would have watched live for sure hahah

  • @thevideogamehit9016
    @thevideogamehit9016 Před 11 dny

    14:11 this game isn't a soulslike which is true

  • @PervySage723
    @PervySage723 Před 12 dny +84

    Cant lie, this game is a pain to watch. Theres nothing for the viewer or player to even react to

    • @ferdinand9555
      @ferdinand9555 Před 12 dny +9

      game is kinda mid, was thinking of buying this game, but after watching gameplays, its a no for me lol.

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO Před 12 dny +26

      ​​@@ferdinand9555 it's a slog of a walking simulator which is what modern gaming is like now

    • @maverickslastoddworld6476
      @maverickslastoddworld6476 Před 12 dny +11

      ​@@infernoROBO Which games are these walking simulators

    • @KeinProblem-uv5jh
      @KeinProblem-uv5jh Před 12 dny +2

      @@maverickslastoddworld6476you serious?

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Před 12 dny

      @@KeinProblem-uv5jhAre you?

  • @JamalCrawf0rd
    @JamalCrawf0rd Před 7 dny

    The issue I found with the first game was the combat wasn’t hard that’s the issue with this one too

  • @jordanwilliams1447
    @jordanwilliams1447 Před 12 dny +4

    I have no idea why Charlie’s playing this when he acts like he hated the first one

    • @petebagwell6666
      @petebagwell6666 Před 12 dny +12

      To see if they inproved

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez Před 12 dny +2

      He liked 1. He hated the puzzles, but he liked everything else's

    • @jordanwilliams1447
      @jordanwilliams1447 Před 12 dny +1

      @@petebagwell6666 I can’t imagine even caring if I thought the first have of one continuous story sucked. You telling me I should be interested in whether or not a Forspoken 2 would be good?

    • @tactician22
      @tactician22 Před 12 dny

      ​@@jordanwilliams1447the first game wasn't "one half of a continuous story", it was a complete story that didn't need a sequel. The second game, on the other hand, feels unfinished and has a truly hilarious ending.

    • @jordanwilliams1447
      @jordanwilliams1447 Před 12 dny +1

      @@tactician22 I’m saying that if you hated the first iteration of something, why would you care to go back? The Gollum game certainly doesn’t need a sequel, are you coming back for sloppy seconds if they announce a Gollum 2? I doubt it

  • @luiiz2138
    @luiiz2138 Před 7 dny +5

    They should do a game adaptation for this, I feel it would be nice

    • @Gabex42
      @Gabex42 Před 6 dny

      you can easily edit a walktrough of this game into a 2 hour film

  • @lexwayfarer5771
    @lexwayfarer5771 Před 12 dny +4

    bad game nights are wild lately

  • @ShadyPaperclips
    @ShadyPaperclips Před 11 dny

    the chat is wild

  • @farhanmueed
    @farhanmueed Před 7 dny +1

    Bro got tried and didnt even finish the game 😭😭

  • @weirdfkit
    @weirdfkit Před 5 dny +1

    It looks visually good. But the gameplay oh nooo not a walking simulator 😂

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 Před 12 dny +3

    Its only 5 hours? I was gonna play it but i got bored pretty quick

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +2

      Why did you get bored? Is it because all you do is walk, watch cutscenes, and occasionally press parry during the awful combat?

  • @Gnomeof9
    @Gnomeof9 Před 12 dny

    Why is my phone giving me a 2 hour late notification 😂😂😂 damn

  • @blessanabey5575
    @blessanabey5575 Před 12 dny +1

    I know they f'd up Dante and The Story in Dmc Devil may cry but they somehow saved the combat, I hope they go back to hack n slash with a new Ip if they even know how to do that anymore given this game's gameplay but hopefully xbox dont put them in the trash bin like the rest.

  • @HerreraAlonso
    @HerreraAlonso Před 5 dny

    Better watch furiosa

  • @anonemp
    @anonemp Před 12 dny +3

    it's a pretty good looking walking simulator with a few pieces of puzzle and simple combat

    • @ineptxpython3501
      @ineptxpython3501 Před 10 dny

      but guys lets hype up hideo's death stranding its so wacky!

    • @Gabex42
      @Gabex42 Před 6 dny

      @@ineptxpython3501death stranding isn't actually a walking simulator, you can drive a motorbike and a truck!

  • @seansmith877
    @seansmith877 Před 12 dny +15

    5 hours is laughably short jesus Christ haha. That by no means should be a £50 game. God of war Ragnaroks free dlc is longer than 5 hours this is a dlc at best.
    Especially for a game thats all about the story and emotions of playing through the game for the first time and less about replayability or a good gaming loop, only being one sitting or maybe not even a full game session long is ridiculous.
    If i pay £50 for a game and am already done with it and playing something else in the same day that is obsurd.
    It looks like a pretty good couple hours but by no means should be £50. Most £1-2 indie games ive bought can even be a dozen or two dozen hours worth of gameplay.
    Edit: i might reduce my "pretty good" to just an alright. I watched a vid going in depth on the combat and it looks quite bad haha, from what ive watched on stream and that other vid it isnt even really combat most of the time, the youtuber deliberately pressed the wrong buttons and let himself get hit a load to try to lose but 9 times out of ten senua would just win anyway even if you were trying to lose which is just awful, you can see it very clear at the start of this vid, penguins just unga bunga swinging and missing loads but she still keeps doing the takedowns regardless how much he gets grabbed or hit.

    • @jamesr1757
      @jamesr1757 Před 12 dny

      Tbh tho it’s Xbox exclusive so who doesn’t have game pass? Doesn’t make it a good game but it’s mainly there for people who really like the game to buy and support it everyone else just gonna try it on game pass

    • @ziodyne7774
      @ziodyne7774 Před 12 dny

      Ah yes, classic. I’d better pay a ton for an insanely good game that lasts 3 hours, that play gow for 5 min, ngl(I’m not defending this 5hrs 50£ asmr simulator tho)

    • @LunaBirbosa
      @LunaBirbosa Před 12 dny

      Halo 3 was 5 hours long.

    • @seansmith877
      @seansmith877 Před 12 dny +4

      @@ziodyne7774 what haha? God of war was like £60 at launch and is like 55-70 hours to 100% and had a free 5-10 hour dlc launch how is that in any way similar to a £50 game that I've seen some people say they've beat in 4 hours haha.
      Not saying you have to like god of war I was just confused by your god of war for 5 mins line haha, to each there own if ya didn't like it then more power to you ❤️.
      But even if we're talking insanely good games, £50 for five hours is ridiculous, I wouldn't pay £50 for five hours of even my favourite games haha. Films aren't even £10 an hour

    • @seansmith877
      @seansmith877 Před 12 dny +1

      @@LunaBirbosa eh haha? I don't get the point you're making, halo 3 came out like 15+ years ago and story wasn't the only thing you got with the price, it had dozens of hours of replayability not to mention an incredibly popular multiplayer and forge mode which also added hundreds of hours worth of content.
      It didn't launch at £50 for just the 5 hours of story on its own haha.
      I wouldn't even pay £50 for my favourite game if it was only 5 hours that is madness at £10 an hour. Especially when half of that runtime is cutscenes or semi cutscene sections where you don't have much control.
      I'm hoping it was just a bait comment it worked very well if so haha.

  • @lightningblade20
    @lightningblade20 Před 12 dny +8

    Thx for the walking simulator simulation

  • @Mohgenstein
    @Mohgenstein Před 5 dny

    I can’t believe it took them 15 years to make a a 5 hour game smh

  • @evials9123
    @evials9123 Před 7 dny

    I don't even mind "cinematic" games but when 80% of it is literally just cutscenes you better have a top tier storyline to keep ppl engaged. Unfortunately this game doesn't have that

    • @helloasa9296
      @helloasa9296 Před 7 dny

      I think this medium need a specific name. Like Visual Novels. Cinematic games are very story heavy, have long cutscenes etc, butalso have some gameplay to support it. If those cutscenes and story heavy walk nearly absorb all gameplay. Then those "games" need another title. Which differentiate those from general games. 'Interact Movie' or something like that. Which highlights that it's a movie with gaming elements. Not a game with movie heavy elements as other cinematic games are.

  • @fookoff8660
    @fookoff8660 Před 12 dny +20

    3 hours of gameplay lul

    • @hectorgonzales448
      @hectorgonzales448 Před 12 dny +5

      3 hours of walking lmao

    • @alexlyster3459
      @alexlyster3459 Před 12 dny

      This wasn't the whole game...

    • @wildmonkey2409
      @wildmonkey2409 Před 12 dny +1

      @@alexlyster3459but it is the rest

    • @alexlyster3459
      @alexlyster3459 Před 12 dny

      @@wildmonkey2409 ? I don't get what you mean

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      @@alexlyster3459yeah it was.
      The rest of the ‘game’ is just more of the same drudgery.
      Walking between cutscenes is not a game.

  • @Batz_7810
    @Batz_7810 Před 2 dny

    Idc if it’s a walking simulator I still enjoyed it

  • @TheCrusadesWereAVibeLowkey

    This is on Xbox game pass for me, so personally for the value it’s kind of tremendous 🔥 not sure this game has been critiqued from the same perspective people give when playing other psychological games.

  • @JM-vz6ok
    @JM-vz6ok Před 6 dny

    Where's the Hell? Where's the Blade? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN 2??

  • @rhydondaddy
    @rhydondaddy Před 10 dny

    no Elden Ring DLC trailer?

  • @lovelylemonfactory
    @lovelylemonfactory Před 12 dny +30

    The game is 5 hours long and you don't press a button for the first 20 minutes. That is wild

    • @GoldLBS
      @GoldLBS Před 12 dny +7

      Just like hellblade 1. But hellblade 1 was shorter...not sure why everyone is surprised.

    • @mutatednut
      @mutatednut Před 12 dny +3

      @@GoldLBShellblade 1 was longer. What?

    • @GoldLBS
      @GoldLBS Před 12 dny +13

      @@mutatednut just look up hellblade 1 full playthrough and hellblade 2 full playthrough. Hellblade 1 is 4hrs30min, hellblade 2 is 5hrs30min.
      People just repeating what they hear or not remembering exactly what type of experience hellblade 1 was. They are almost identical, cinematiic psychosis mind trips mixed with Norse fantasy. Both games you just go forward, solve puzzles, fight some dudes, boss fight, next area, repeat.
      I'm baffled at people like you saying "that is wild".
      What's wild is clocking games you never played lol. But seriously I liked the first, 2nd is a worthy sequel imo. I guess they could've stretched it to 20 hours by making you stealth through villages, collecting some type of collectable, add a skill tree, maybe some 1 liners...
      Or they could have stuck with their vision of exploring insanity. Idk I love it for what it is. I mostly play halo balders gate 3 and ff14, so hellblade 2 is a nice break.

    • @lovelylemonfactory
      @lovelylemonfactory Před 12 dny +1

      @@GoldLBS Firstly you are straight up lying. Secondly, the first one was made with no budget. I'm not sure why you wouldn't expect more from the sequel now that it's funded by Microsoft.

    • @dakotataylor993
      @dakotataylor993 Před 12 dny +5

      @@lovelylemonfactorynot sure what they straight up lied about but I beat hell blade one it 6 hours and it was not better than the second one.

  • @bruh-wj1wy
    @bruh-wj1wy Před 12 dny +28

    Typical CZcams ended when when i Joined

  • @abelcostilla8942
    @abelcostilla8942 Před 12 dny

    😢

  • @Gamespectives
    @Gamespectives Před dnem

    Hellblade 1 combat was not super good. But at least it was more challenging.
    1. Multiple enemies attack u
    2. ACTUAL BOSS FIGHTS. Valraven, Surtr, Garmr fights were pretty fun.
    There are no bosses here. The animation and moves by the solo enemies 2 are kinda better and more challenging. But still...
    We needed boss fights. We dont even get to fight the giants first before "saving them".
    Im also so disappointed by the ending. It just.. ended. And the final giant wasnt a giant.
    Wtf was this company doing for 5 years? If this is what they deliver, its stupid that its 60 bucks. 30 at most come on

  • @naxcngfvuucna120
    @naxcngfvuucna120 Před 11 dny +3

    SCHIZOPHRENIA WALKING SIM - THE VIDEO GAME

  • @jayykkee5243
    @jayykkee5243 Před 12 dny +118

    Stream ended as soon as I joined

  • @NeoBluereaper
    @NeoBluereaper Před 12 dny +14

    Skimmed through the vod and saw zero gameplay, lol. This studio is gone within the month I bet you.

    • @ratinmeatmeatinrat
      @ratinmeatmeatinrat Před 12 dny +2

      You must be blind then because all the gameplay was there. Shitty puzzles, good combat, walking simulator moments. It's still all gameplay even if it sucks

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      Nah, morons love this slop.
      There are people in the comments defending what is literally a polished turd.

    • @NeoBluereaper
      @NeoBluereaper Před 11 dny +3

      @@ratinmeatmeatinrat Standing around as someone talks to you is not gameplay.

    • @ratinmeatmeatinrat
      @ratinmeatmeatinrat Před 11 dny

      @@NeoBluereaper interesting, I saw a lot of walking around and talking but didn't notice the entire 3 hours of the game was just standing in one place, talking to someone...
      It was still gameplay bro, even if it was ass and just walking around talking, it's still gameplay that was my point.
      No matter what you think or what your opinions are about the game, this video was in fact, *gameplay* of Hellblade 2

    • @ineptxpython3501
      @ineptxpython3501 Před 10 dny +1

      it just looks like a cutscene but its not

  • @TheNightquaker
    @TheNightquaker Před 11 dny

    ResidentSleeper

  • @Owlfie_0
    @Owlfie_0 Před 11 dny +9

    As a fan of the first game, who was hyped tremendously for the second since the announcement years back. As someone who stayed up all night to play it at 9AM the moment it released. I can safely say we were all handed a steaming pile of shit and somehow downgraded from the first.

  • @RomnysGonzalez
    @RomnysGonzalez Před 12 dny +11

    Walk for 50minutes boring slog were you do nothing, but HEEEEY LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS!

    • @mewhzy1501
      @mewhzy1501 Před 12 dny

      Imagine being the idiot who thinks this is a walking sim... by that idiotic logic, fallout, cod, halo, all these titles are walking Sim because they have walking.

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO Před 12 dny +1

      ​@@mewhzy1501 you definitely must have some form of autism by misunderstanding what he said. Walking simulators are games where you do nothing but walk only. Fallout, cod, and halo aren't like that. Your arguments have 0 logic to them

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +1

      “Wow, they managed to get this turd really shiny”

    • @mewhzy1501
      @mewhzy1501 Před 11 dny

      @@glawenclattuc3127 must be easy to be this stupid.

  • @d8l835
    @d8l835 Před 12 dny +17

    This is a slightly interactive movie more then anything. 10$/hour of "gameplay". 1.4 years of development/hour of "gameplay" in finished product.
    I dont equate 'time to beat' with quality at all really, the problem with this is the amount of actual gameplay other than moving is a very small part of this very small game.
    Wouldnt shock me 1 bit if these guys get shut down soon too

    • @BingChilling-hr1hh
      @BingChilling-hr1hh Před 12 dny +1

      Make no mistake there are not many guys at Ninja Theory but a lot of they thems and women

    • @d8l835
      @d8l835 Před 11 dny

      @@BingChilling-hr1hh ...

    • @louie2182
      @louie2182 Před 11 dny

      It’s cool bruh just play the game, so many people are commenting without even touching the game

    • @d8l835
      @d8l835 Před 11 dny +1

      @@louie2182 it's not cool bruh. I did "play" the "game". In a single sitting. Not even 4 hours it took me. Incredibly underwhelming.
      You could finish this cutscene 8 times in a single day for god sakes

    • @louie2182
      @louie2182 Před 11 dny

      @@d8l835 how? How is it underwhelming?

  • @ivhipnotic8759
    @ivhipnotic8759 Před 12 dny +55

    not wearing headphones for this game is a cardinal sin

    • @1username1ok
      @1username1ok Před 12 dny +9

      It’s pretty frustrating to see. I know sound design might not be important to everyone but it’s one of Hellblade’s highlights

    • @kowaikokoro
      @kowaikokoro Před 12 dny +3

      me muting all ingame noice regardless what game it is just to blast playlist: wait there is sound your supposed to listen to?

    • @Lawry200
      @Lawry200 Před 12 dny +11

      Just playing the game is cardinal sin

    • @Jjosh9424
      @Jjosh9424 Před 12 dny +3

      Are deaf people allowed to play this game? There is subtitles

    • @schweizer3301
      @schweizer3301 Před 12 dny +2

      ​@Jjosh9424 they arent and if cought they will be apprehend immediately and sent to the slammer

  • @happysquad
    @happysquad Před 12 dny +1

    This game came out?

  • @rixlox650
    @rixlox650 Před 12 dny +1

    Jesus! Is the hour long story intro part of the 2 hour gameplay??? 😂

  • @broadkiid
    @broadkiid Před 12 dny +7

    Wow this game sucks

  • @boson_
    @boson_ Před 12 dny +9

    Ngl super surprised he'd play this. I loved the first Hellblade and this one but its very niche and lacking in gameplay, with its storytelling being the selling point

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      Can you explain what you liked about the game? Without saying anything about the graphics or audio, because those are just decoration.
      This game is what appears to be a nicely decorated cake, but when you cut through the icing it is hollow.
      Explain why you think this isn’t a giant piece of crap.

    • @boson_
      @boson_ Před 11 dny +2

      @@glawenclattuc3127 The story. I was very invested in Senuas story during the first game, and I am in this one as well.
      I won’t lie and say the gameplay is engaging tho, it’s completely understandable why people don’t like it. It’s definitely for a niche audience. I wish they updated the gameplay more with this one, but I knew what this game would be like in comparison to the first and was hoping I’d enjoy its story in a similar way, which I did.
      I totally get why people would hate it tho, it is very much a walking simulator lmfao

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      @@boson_ Read a book then, they have better stories. I highly recommend Jack Vance as an author.
      Hellblade 1 was basically just gender swapped Orpheus.
      It was not creative, or original.
      I honestly wish they veryone who made this game would get fired, except for the graphics and audio designers. Whoever thought this shit was good should not be allowed to work in the game industry.

    • @boson_
      @boson_ Před 11 dny

      @@glawenclattuc3127 I do read books! I have a bookshelf and love reading
      I completely get why you’d hate Hellblade, I still massively appreciate the story and enjoyed senua as a character. It’s not as good as books, but it’s one of the better video game stories imo.
      I never feel video game stories hit as good as good as books. Hellblade is one of the better ones which is why I appreciate it

    • @fabolousjada5070
      @fabolousjada5070 Před 11 dny +1

      A story for 50 ? Bro I can watch 4 movies on tuesdays at amc with popcorn for that

  • @GravityApproaching
    @GravityApproaching Před 12 dny +6

    yeah microsoft might shutting this down too
    steam all time high was 3k players

    • @BingChilling-hr1hh
      @BingChilling-hr1hh Před 12 dny +1

      RIP ninja theory calling it now

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Před 12 dny +2

      Microsoft greenlit another game from Ninja Theory, lol.

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez Před 12 dny

      @@_Cetarial They greenlight Hellblade 2, but Hi Fi Rush get rejected for pitching a sequel and then shutdown and then Microsoft/Xbox ask themselves "WOW. Why nobody likes our exclusives?!"

    • @AnimeTrap69
      @AnimeTrap69 Před 12 dny

      ​@@RomnysGonzalezthats not what happened? Tango's studio head left and took people with them so the team was basically redundant. Still dumb to shut them down but i can tell you are a sony pony so your prolly looking for anyway to hate

    • @fabolousjada5070
      @fabolousjada5070 Před 11 dny

      @@_Cetarialwell wait for the red light soon 😂

  • @kowaikokoro
    @kowaikokoro Před 12 dny +21

    its one of those games where you play it and wonder ''why was this made''

    • @BingChilling-hr1hh
      @BingChilling-hr1hh Před 12 dny

      A cinematic walking experience

    • @angeloalvarez5520
      @angeloalvarez5520 Před 12 dny

      Been awhile since I played the first one but there was a bit of a horror factor that I liked at certain parts. At some point I was navigating through an area in the dark being chased by something. Not even sure how I got out of it

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez Před 12 dny +1

      Glorify Tech demo

    • @youngmazapan
      @youngmazapan Před 10 dny

      @@angeloalvarez5520 that was my favorite part of the first game! the big gray ball things with legs were terrifying!

    • @angeloalvarez5520
      @angeloalvarez5520 Před 10 dny

      @@youngmazapan yeah I should replay

  • @Chrispy420
    @Chrispy420 Před 12 dny +5

    I mean stream ended as soon as I joined. WHAT THE HECK!

  • @buttermilk5364
    @buttermilk5364 Před 11 dny +1

    Xbox can't catch a break.

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 Před 11 dny +3

    So, he presses start at the 6 minute mark, and gameplay doesn’t start until 21 minute mark. Thats 15 minutes, a couldn't believe my eyes.
    And i don't consider walking around to be really gameplay.
    Actual combat gameplay doesn’t happen till after the 29 minute mark. 23 minutes from hitting start to actually being able to fight something.
    The game is 7 hours long. That was 17% of the game right there, jesus Christ.

  • @DevinBell-lk4nv
    @DevinBell-lk4nv Před 10 dny

    We need a moist meter because I was semi disappointed after playing the first game

  • @swillieplays
    @swillieplays Před 11 dny

    Wow i downloaded this but it looks miserable to play 😅 maybe a good story but if you fastforward you thru the video you see nothing but walking and when you find combat it looks mediocre at best ...also the whispering 😅

  • @boowompee
    @boowompee Před 12 dny

    Don’t

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl Před 11 dny +11

    I don't think anyone's going to miss the hellblade series once they shut down that studio.
    Sheesh this whole "game" was just one giant cutscene with some button prompts

    • @louie2182
      @louie2182 Před 11 dny +5

      Have you played it?

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 Před 11 dny +2

      ​@@louie2182I pray to God they didn't

    • @louie2182
      @louie2182 Před 11 dny

      @@ashentwo6608 have you played it?

    • @anaguma90
      @anaguma90 Před 11 dny +1

      Heavenly Sword and Enslaved were good games.

    • @boxingstar7749
      @boxingstar7749 Před 7 dny

      I will and so will many others. Just because you're too dumb to appreciate art and are into braindead games, don't put it on everyone else. I've played this game twice and will now replay Hellblade 1. Unique, bold and brilliant. Immense respect to Ninja Theory for sticking with the core narration and style of the IP.
      It's not for everyone. Maybe play gta again and run around with a gun 👍🏻

  • @napalmballwipes
    @napalmballwipes Před 12 dny +2

    walking starts at 16:15 *cant call it gameplay and the intro aint nothing just the same schitzo babble these games love so dearly

  • @raging100
    @raging100 Před 12 dny +20

    Now i basicly:
    This is a ”game” for someone who is so high that they can barely hold a controller but still enjoys visuals because DAMN this is insanely boring to play.

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      Hello, I always get insanely high when I play games.
      I will not even download this piece of crap even though I’m already paying for GamePass and playing this game would cost me nothing but my time.

    • @ash-fu2gk
      @ash-fu2gk Před 11 dny +3

      ​@glawenclattuc3127 damn bro thts crazy, who asked?

    • @jacobgarcia4901
      @jacobgarcia4901 Před 11 dny

      Nah this so true , I’m playing this shit drunk af and having a blast 😭😭

    • @sloppygames1347
      @sloppygames1347 Před 10 dny +1

      @@ash-fu2gkI bet you drink warm milk

    • @Rashimotosan
      @Rashimotosan Před 10 dny

      You're the type of dude who's attention span screams at the thought of doing anything that requires more than 10 seconds of time. Go back to pee pew call of dooty 🤪

  • @DiegoAtTheBeach
    @DiegoAtTheBeach Před 6 dny

    The first was better but even if the gameplay was mid i still loved the story:/

  • @denn7s
    @denn7s Před 12 dny +8

    gameplay starts at 6:00

    • @jhamer18
      @jhamer18 Před 12 dny +13

      "Gameplay" that's questionable

    • @MrPandamatt
      @MrPandamatt Před 12 dny

      ? No it doesn’t lmao just more walking crawling

    • @ratinmeatmeatinrat
      @ratinmeatmeatinrat Před 12 dny

      ​@@MrPandamatt yes it does lol, it's literally when the game starts.

  • @Conduit_K
    @Conduit_K Před 12 dny +20

    Scrolling through the vod waiting for the interactive cutscene to end and the gameplay to begin: whole “game” is literally just a cutscene. 11/10 this is AAAA gaming at its mere infancy, y’all ain’t even ready for the zenith

    • @GoldLBS
      @GoldLBS Před 12 dny +8

      I dont see a problem with a movie game every once in awhile. Most xbox games are.multiplayer focused, so its nice to play something different sometimes.

    • @Conduit_K
      @Conduit_K Před 12 dny

      @@GoldLBS I understand the point of view but I just disagree, I wouldn’t mind if it was more reasonable but I just can’t agree with playing 70$ for a 5 hour interactive movie, if it was like 30$ I completely agree. Edit: I was misinformed it’s not 70 it’s 50 which I still think is unreasonable for the product but I understand if some people are satisfied with that, I just can’t understand why anyone would buy it when you could just watch it on CZcams

    • @bazookatooth
      @bazookatooth Před 12 dny +1

      ​@Conduit_K how dumb do you have to be to pay full price for a game pass game?

    • @Conduit_K
      @Conduit_K Před 11 dny

      @@bazookatooth I wouldn’t nobody would, but just because it’s on game pass doesn’t discount the fact that as a product on its own it sucks

    • @bazookatooth
      @bazookatooth Před 11 dny

      @@Conduit_K I disagree. What it tried to do, it quite clearly excelled at. You'd agree if it wasn't $50, you said it yourself.
      At the end of the day, people have different tastes, and judging by your pfp, I'd imagine a lot of people would think the games you'd deem passable were dogshit too. It shouldn't be too hard for you to understand

  • @lukedstaten
    @lukedstaten Před 11 dny +3

    Hopefully Microsoft isn’t going to shut down Ninja Theory

    • @notbrzy
      @notbrzy Před 10 dny

      I hope they do this game is abysmal

    • @reddishcarp1237
      @reddishcarp1237 Před 8 dny

      They literally have new game greenlit, they aren't getting shut down.

    • @Mohgenstein
      @Mohgenstein Před 5 dny

      @@reddishcarp1237Tango was literally working on two games before they were shut down. A game being greenlit means absolutely nothing.

  • @nivernjohn7986
    @nivernjohn7986 Před 12 dny +12

    I mean, at least it looks good.

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO Před 12 dny +3

      Good graphics does not equal a good game which idk why modern gamers have this mindset

    • @ratinmeatmeatinrat
      @ratinmeatmeatinrat Před 12 dny

      ​​@@infernoROBO idk why you have the need to chase after commentors when they have the slightest inkling of liking the game or saying anything positive lmao.
      All he said was atleast it has good graphics, he wasn't implying that the graphics are so good that it helps ignore the trash gameplay, he simply stated an observation.

    • @fabolousjada5070
      @fabolousjada5070 Před 11 dny

      @@ratinmeatmeatinratbut isn’t that what your doing ? Commenting on commentators ?

  • @PoTheAllandMighty
    @PoTheAllandMighty Před 12 dny

    Does anyone know where he gives his thoughts on the game? I truly don't want to watch this for 3 hours and just be bored

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +2

      I can sum it up for you:
      Too many cutscenes, lots of boring walking, boring walking disguised as puzzles, combat is shallow and boring and repeatative. Nice graphics though.
      Basically exactly the same as the first game. It’s just more of the same grey slop.

    • @PoTheAllandMighty
      @PoTheAllandMighty Před 11 dny

      ​@glawenclattuc3127 Thank you! I kinda hope he does a review on the game. It is truly a gorgeous game, but everything you said makes sense 😭

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +1

      @@PoTheAllandMighty It looks nice, and the sound design is good, but it’s barely even a game.

    • @PoTheAllandMighty
      @PoTheAllandMighty Před 11 dny

      @glawenclattuc3127 the fact that majority of the game is cutscene is wild to me. That is literally an experience lol

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny +1

      @@PoTheAllandMighty it’s literally a Netflix movie that asks “are you still watching?” And makes you press a button to continue.

  • @KeelanEPIC
    @KeelanEPIC Před 10 dny

    ;) you know what I was gonna ask

  • @snakeshifter
    @snakeshifter Před 12 dny +9

    Ninja Theory is up next on Microsoft's chopping block after this boring flop.

  • @Nalydius303
    @Nalydius303 Před 12 dny +13

    Interesting game, wonder how much of it was in the MC’s head?

    • @xMudokonAbe
      @xMudokonAbe Před 12 dny +3

      It’s a game of schizophrenia

    • @Nalydius303
      @Nalydius303 Před 12 dny +1

      Really? Then how do the other characters see the giant and stuff? Also, love Oddworld.

    • @scaredlittleboy7086
      @scaredlittleboy7086 Před 12 dny +2

      ​@@Nalydius303I think the schizophrenia aspect is only the voices in her head.

    • @thedingleberrybush6076
      @thedingleberrybush6076 Před 12 dny +4

      First game was a bit ambiguous with that but this one seems to confirm there’s supernatural shit and it’s not all in her head.

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 11 dny

      It’s not a game. Games have actual gameplay.

  • @khaalmalki4039
    @khaalmalki4039 Před 12 dny +7

    If people don't care about gameplay and only care about the story then why buy the game ? Just watch a let's play on youtube. You get to enjoy the story and keep your money.

  • @pogfish9681
    @pogfish9681 Před 12 dny +1

    I've seen quite a bit of marketing on prime video and on xbox

  • @TheDonMagicWon137
    @TheDonMagicWon137 Před 7 dny

    I mean my god get to the point I walked for 30 min and couldn’t find shit

  • @kieranriley1624
    @kieranriley1624 Před 11 dny +1

    The stick puzzles are there as an aspect of Senuas psychosis, shes hallucinating

  • @chillproduction7142
    @chillproduction7142 Před 12 dny +5

    Is this a fun game? I’ve just been scrubbing through the 3h upload and every time it stops he’s just walking. No matter where bit stop it, he’s just walking! Is this a walking simulator? Lol

    • @BingChilling-hr1hh
      @BingChilling-hr1hh Před 12 dny +5

      Yes but not just a walking sim but a schizo walking sim with a stunning and brave woman fighting slavery. Basically an ESG game

    • @leodaweeb6969
      @leodaweeb6969 Před 12 dny +3

      No, you're not gonna like it

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Před 12 dny +1

      @@BingChilling-hr1hhYou sound miserable.

    • @ratinmeatmeatinrat
      @ratinmeatmeatinrat Před 12 dny

      Literally the ONLY cool thing about this game is graphics and audio, the gameplay and everything else is so dogshit.

    • @chillproduction7142
      @chillproduction7142 Před 12 dny +1

      @@BingChilling-hr1hh a stunning and brave woman fighting slavery!? I’m sold! So stunning so brave!

  • @xeemis
    @xeemis Před 12 dny

    I need help: how do you stop the voices after closing the game ?

  • @DrRAZI99
    @DrRAZI99 Před 12 dny

    God that RDR2 hate was so forced it's cringe

  • @gregorybrissett9717
    @gregorybrissett9717 Před 12 dny +29

    As a person with mental illness, this shit is boring😭

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun Před 12 dny +11

      Lot of mentally ill tiktok people hating this game. Now we're just going to end up with fortnite clones

    • @utubeuser88292
      @utubeuser88292 Před 12 dny

      @@golden-sundude stfu just because ninja theory makes dogshit games, doesnt mean everything else is gon turn into fortnite.. yal use fortnite as a form of discrediting something when in actuality it wud mean the opposite considering Fortnite is and will probably forever be the biggest battle royale game alive.

    • @My_knob
      @My_knob Před 12 dny +9

      @@golden-sunabsolute monkey brain take $70 for a 5 hour walking sim that’s worse than the first one is unacceptable

    • @Zoomii5
      @Zoomii5 Před 12 dny +3

      ​@golden-sun I am a person who loves story games. But st the end of the day it is a GAME and should have actual GAMEPLAY. This shit looks super boring.

    • @gregorybrissett9717
      @gregorybrissett9717 Před 12 dny

      @@golden-sun you projecting? Tiktok is brain rot, I don't even like using CZcams but please go ahead and make random, nonsensically privileged takes that I could care less for, you know why? Because at the end of the day the game is always gonna be boring 😝😝😝

  • @vulcanh254
    @vulcanh254 Před 12 dny +32

    This is my "Games For Impact" pick for 2024. That's the autism award they give to games like this.

    • @ThomasVvV
      @ThomasVvV Před 12 dny +2

      Nah Dustborn has this locked in 100%

    • @vulcanh254
      @vulcanh254 Před 12 dny +3

      @@ThomasVvV Damn, I can't argue with that. I think you're right.

    • @Youraveragegamer_97
      @Youraveragegamer_97 Před 12 dny +4

      Nope im autistic and I hate this

    • @FrawgfithAmblose
      @FrawgfithAmblose Před 12 dny +2

      Yeah if you want a very depressing game to give you mental health issues then this is the pick for sure

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Před 12 dny

      @@Youraveragegamer_97Good for you. She’s schizophrenic.

  • @ApplePi3.
    @ApplePi3. Před 10 dny +1

    Its pretty on the nose isn't it.
    "Hey! Hey! Remember the voices! Woooooo lots of voices.
    Hey! remember this guy? and this guy? remember this puzzle?
    Hey hey! remember this bit? from the old game???"

  • @monotone2256
    @monotone2256 Před 11 dny +4

    i've played roblox games more engaging than this, did the dev just make a film and like by 90% done they forgot it was supposed to be a game ?

  • @starkcontrast8887
    @starkcontrast8887 Před 5 dny +2

    I loved the game. The story was beautifully written. Maybe have subway surfers up for the people snoozing on this game

    • @leonskennedey6082
      @leonskennedey6082 Před dnem

      Hard fucking agree, this game is a masterpiece. Sony meatriders are shitting on it specifically because its an Xbox first party game😂 shits wild

  • @FendenMusic
    @FendenMusic Před 11 dny

    Bro was david cage on this game or what? Where is the gameplay at? Make a fuckin movie dude stop giving us walking sims.
    All jokes aside I wish they expanded the combat a little more, made it more impactful and more frequent with more diversity.
    I can imagine many scenarios that this game could be improved but it seems as though, the "small budget, high fidelity" model is still the way they want the Hellblade games to stay sadly...
    Why bother with a VIDEO GAME sequel if you just want it to look good and not too worried about the gameplay? Like I said you'd be better off making a movie or some tv/net series

  • @darianstarfrog
    @darianstarfrog Před 6 dny +1

    'Game'😂 by the way , as someone who had it, this isnt psychosis, the pattern recognition, seeing things in differing perceptions is, but the voices? No, they try to harm you, to make you miserable..because it's their food. I conqured it/them by doing the opposite of my daily miserable existence.. starved them out..

  • @kokoiniko5675
    @kokoiniko5675 Před 12 dny

    Hey charlie , please cover the recent drama with primink and lilee jean, its crazy and scary!