Warhammer 40K Creepy Pasta Stories, Spooktober
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2nd story: 1 solution.
“We don’t go to the 13th extraction point because there is a monster that attacks us there, so please don’t secretly navigate us to that location so we all die.
hahaha
Yeah I wanted to write the same... I mean why try to keep the monster thing a secret? And especially be like "eh we had 13 but we only go to 12 of them... and btw the 13th one doesnt exist and has been decommissioned and yeah we dont wanna talk about it just ignore it ok?" Cause thats just like telling the newbie to make them go there xD
Haha I know right 😂
And now a vital impieral space port has been lost to 1 xeno.
They could have still told the rest of the imperium and send a kill team like a deathwatch or something to pruge the xeno instead of keeping it a secret its not like the xeno is a chaos creature that knowledge of its existence could danger the crew
Lesson of story 1: exterminatus is the only solution when demonic shinanigans happen
Lesson of story 2: curiosity killed the cat
Lesson of story 3: when a guy doesn't thank the emperor for what he has he is a heretic
Lesson of story 4:when your wife starts saying weird shit just talk to the local inquisitor
Matt Ellis ok boomer, wife bad 😂
@Matt Ellis i despise my wife
now laugh at the joke
beep boop
TheBlackMage27 beat wife
I will offer a Like to this 2 year old comment as it has the words *checks notes* "Demonic shinanigans"
fun fact the phrase that was chanted in story one means "help us" in polish
Creepy Pasta's in 40K?? dont you just mean a normal day in 40k ha.
Ikr
You mean heresy.
I like the suspicion people had for each other in multiple stories. it really drives home how the imperium is. the fact that it's in different stories tells me that the lore is really fleshed out.
When the techpriest said pomoz nam, pomoz nam (in my language, which means help us, help us), i knew it would happend something utterly fucked up. Great creepypastas imo.
What did the other phrase mean?
@@Lieutenant_Volkov what other phrase?
@@GB-oo2mt There was another phrase brought up by the Techpriest. It sounds like "Nejsi Noz". From what I know, "Nejsi" means "you are not". But I don't know what the other word really is.
@@Lieutenant_Volkov After listening that phrase sounds like misi nos to my ears, which is gibbrish in czech and slovak. Closest to that is nejsi náš (czech) which means you are not ours.
Edit: Noz have no maning in this sentence. Closest word to this is nôž in slovak, núž in czech, which means knife.
Edit 2: I listened to misinas multiple times and it popped in my head that it could also be mísí nás (its mixing us /we are getting mixed) mísí or mísit/míchat - mixing, nás - us. Also word mísit is used with sentence like mísit těsto - Mixing dough (literally).
@@GB-oo2mt I guess that makes sense, thanks
The second story was like dead space, space horror is hard to pull off. And for this I further praise your work
They didn’t write the stories. Just read them.
@@adamseda1004the stories were written at some point weren't they
There's creepypastas in this Warhammer universe? I didn't know that.
Lol, almost all the lore about the demons can be seen as creepypasta I think
@@matthewbrasel2737 that's dope
Been awhile but love love the 40k creepy
Pasta
Rabbid Fanatic
Techpreists and angry commissars are a straight up horror story for Guardsmen.
@@cobrastorm5722 I just thought the Warhammer was creepy itself
“Okay guys, it’s time to go over the top 7 home invasions. Number one, the one that has been in progress at my home for the last few years. As you can tell in each of my videos, I must stay incredibly quiet and only speak in whispers.”
That second one gave me shivers
By the Emperor that last one really hit home how easy it is for chaos to infiltrate a planet, especially with the current state of humanity
Is it supposed to be scary? It sounds like everyday in the grim darkness of the future
Everyday in 40k doesn’t involve horrible monsters for everyone.
@@crypto1223 true that, sometimes its just a brutal day in a manufactorum
XD *WHEEZE!*
It is pretty much but it’s still scary
@@crypto1223 catachan?
I thought 40k was just a big creepypasta of warhammer Fantasy.
Here's a scary 40k story: An inquisitor used compassion and understanding to subdue a heretic, the heretic was so moved that he repented. Just when the inquisitor thought it was safe the heretic turned out to be a slaaneshi daemon. The daemon rushed toward the inquisitor then they joined in a passioante kiss, followed by intense love making. As soon as they've hit climax they parted in good terms. It was documented that the daemon
was the first warp entity to turn to the worship of the emperor. The inquisitor was a he, and so it was gay sex. Dun dun dun
I… don't know what to say. -Probably- Obviously heresy
Lol. Cool story.
Twist, the Demon WAS Slanesh, in a subdued form, and the Emperor was possessing the Inquisitor, and the two wind up in a passionate and totally twisted (Slanesh, duh) uh "Rendezvous" with Khorne and the galaxy howls in pain as the most powerful and unholy love triangle to ever exist becomes its destruction... ..
*"Who knows, Ian? Maybe this is my next movie"*
Yeah, I'll just get the torches to burn this comment.
50:00 at that point you say “nope” and walk quickly away!
well "Pomoz nam" is in czech language meaning help us. I know that our language is very difficult, but calling it unknown xenos language is bit harsh :D :D
Same in Polish and i find this qutie hillarious way do a mysterious meseage from Techpriest(sorry for my bad gramar)
Czech is still in use in the 41st millenium?
@@xxxxxx5868 It is not! That's why it's creepy hahaha
@tyler thomas They're not lmao Czech alongside everyother Eart- Ancient Terran languange would be long gone
Heresy!!!
5:40: That sounds lile "pomóż nam", it's polish for "help us".
MizantropMan
Thanks!
Of course it’d be the Polish though, they’ve gotten run over by every other civilization in existence.
@@cobrastorm5722 Yet we're still here.
@@MizantropMan THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.
I'm Czech and got the same thought :)
MizantropMan
That’s debatable. I don’t think Poland ever existed. It’s just a conspiracy to cover up the existence of gnomes and dragons, cooked up by the Peruvian government to keep themselves safe from a frost giant incursion into the elven forests within their borders.
Those freaking fish people rule the world man.
[JOKE]
Imagine how it would feel like to actually see this unfold in real time
Then we're screwed, right up the frickin alley
I would rather be dead than that creature knowing where I'm hiding
Tropical Heat i wanna know how that ones ends so badly, like did he survive and that thing left him to send a message or did he die?!
@@Saturn_Sky99 same man
@@Saturn_Sky99 I mean... personally I would've thought the dude got eaten but linguistically..., I think the dude lived. Basically, The story is based in the past tense throughout which implies he lived. That as well as the fact that there is *no* mention of that story being like a "last note" or "found journal".
The one with the eyeless creature shook me to the core bro
Hernán Ferreras
Because he’s a sPoOkY tOoThY bOi huh?
@@cobrastorm5722 no,bcuz it felt as if it was watching me thru the screen 😨😬😬😬
I wonder what kind of alien it was in number two. But tbh im not impressed since i already know the ending. Man it would be awsome to have a custode covered in oil and his abs shyning brillantly and begins to barehandedly dismember and kill the creature
Sounds like a Rak'gol
Poor Niko. He was just a simple farmer
Roman "Big American tittys cousin....it so good to see you"
Here I am, mindlessly clicked for a short audio text from OneMindSyndicate and found out it's a 55 minutes long documentary.
Soplet with as many ads as worlds in the imperium
Really like the last one. Guy got an upgrade!
That agri story gave me a chill in my spine
This was fun! I had grown tired of creepypastas years ago, but seeing this I though "Hmm... 40K-themed ones? I give it a listen...".
Question. Could you please do a "how to survive a certain battle" series?
lord of guards lim What, like generation films?
@@Wowowowowow919 actually... yes. Their series is very effective for guardsmen like me. Iv even got commended by my commissar for surviving so long as a guardsman.
i would love to see catachan
Easily one of the best videos you guys have done!
Absolutely loved these! Cant wait for more!
Whenever a character says "By the name of the God Emperor" their dead.
That funky Nergal.
Not only is he an AMAZING Death Metal musician but he can rock one HELLUVA planetary takeover.
31:31 i shat myself
That did scared me
Yoo same wtf
These storys are typically what they call THRUSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY in the Imperium and Galaxy of Warhammer 40,000.
Just a casual day in WH40k!
Yeah pretty much
They are supposed to be creepypastas but in the context of 40k they are just stories of everyday life across the galaxy!
I have idea for 40 facts: Terminator weapons; types, range, magazine capacity, rate of fire for ranged weapons, mass/weight of hand held weapons, effectiveness etc. I can't find a good Terminator weapons guide on YT. Can you do that?
be in the Slaanesh realm for 30min is a creepypasta himself
Story one reminds me of the SCP when day breaks.
If only that servitor had failed its stealth check, maybe Miko could've saved the day.
We really need horror movies off the 40k universe. They can be just so great and where the monsters get to win lol
8:07 I was pretty freaked out up until this. This part made me laugh.
I like these because it gives you a insight on civilian life
31:00 Here Mico should have become suspicious immediately. An almost irreparable misstep that he did not immediately inform the Administratum or the Inquisition directly.
That last one was really romantic! What great guy!
So how is that creepier than anything else?
I really enjoyed these, even if the ads kinda ruined the flow.
That agriworld is censure for exterminatus
Begone Chaos abomination... Deus-Imperator Vult!
Props to these creepychefs for making such good creepypasta
41:10 - ...forget calling the Administratum! GET THE INQUISITION!!!!!!
Okay, the scariest thing in the whole video is the sound of machine moving at two points in story 3. Way too loud and unexpected.
Fuck, more than two points.
Cool. Creepy pasta warhammer crossover. These are a few of my favourite things, to quote Mary Poppins.
HOLLY FUCK,here i am sitting stoned af, lisen to a story when i hear "pomóż nam" near 5:02 first i didin`t even notice, then i hit me this is in my language and means 'help us' i nearly shit my pants.
great story tho 10/10 would shit myself again.
One answer only....BLACK TEMPLARS
That last story sounded easily avoidable and the ending was the final slap to the face as it was the Deamon that his wife had left sugar-cubes for.
the first one is the embodiment of why i love warhammer 40k
The creepiest thing that I saw? That I went through at least 2/3 of the comments, and not one single person mentioned Han Solo in carbonite! Am I really that old? Hahaha 🤣
I saw it, just figured it matches the context pretty well 😂
*POSSIBLE SPOILER* Dammit, why is the mysterious tongue in the first story MY native tongue, really killed the surprise :( :D :D It spooked me a little though, because the first sentence said was "Help us" - hearing it all of sudden in a dark room, yeah, that was scary :D *END OF POSSIBLE SPOILER*
What did the other messages say?
@@Zombiewithabowtie Well I didn't get to them before I wrote that comment, but maybe it's just because I'm half deaf (I went to a concert yesterday) or because the narrator didn't know how to pronounce it properly, but I just can't decipher them, it's inaudible. Pretty sure the first one "repeating" message is in Czech though. Maybe it's a coincidence. Which would be kinda scary.
@Vladislav LB Přesně tak!
@Vladislav LB Jako já jsem se docela dost lekl, když jsem slyšel češtinu z ničeho nic :D
@@Zombiewithabowtie
The first part I think is "Nejsi" which means "You are not" but idk what the other part is.
(I can see you under the desk)
*inappropriately loudly* "Well, fuck."
the second story ending is literally a classic one
Who else jumped at 31:30?
I mean. When you get versed in the actual lore. None of this seems that unnatural. It pretty normal in terms if lore.
These are some good stories. Keep them coming 👍
These are awesome stories, and I am looking forward to hearing more!
This is why you pick the least liked family member to test rogue psyker elixirs before drinking yourself. It's rogue psyker elixir 101 really.
stroy number 2: "a 7 foot tall black creature with no eyes and no ears" shows pic of white creature with eyes and ears.
This is literally the last thing I expected, I just started and I’m hoping they are at least good stories
40:30 Nooooo! It got Han Solo!!!!😂😂😂
The last story: hmmm I sense Silent Hill 2 preference here
2nd story sounds like third stage halo device creature to me.
I love this stuff I’m gonna show my freind and freak him out before he goes to bed. Lmao please make more
Excited whisper voice
Very cool video.Had no idea there were 40K Creepypastas
right when his skull cracked i got an add and i couldn't tell because i was on another tab but listening to the audio
2nd story: The black templars would love to beat this xenos to death bare handedly.
So in the 4th story, the "wife" that comes back is obviously the second angel, but they probably weren't angels to begin with.
Great stuff
I LOVE THIS!! Creepy Pastas with 40K Lore is Delicious!! lol
Happy Halloween OneMindSyndicate, and also great video too.
i love these! im really glad youve started them up again.
You should definitely do more of these lol they were awesome
awesome stories
24:15 it sounds like a fun miniature on the table top
Hey these episodes are actually kind of nice
Everybody gets okay till Liliana shows up.
That photo of the lady with the burns on her face is a real photo. She's dead, it was taken in Victorian times. They had a thing for taking photos of people not long after death, because the person is still the photo isn't blurred and developed almost perfect. I find that photo more creepy then the creepy pastas.
Suggestion: tyranids,wowwwwww great video
Great video for October. Really enjoyed it. Keep up the good work.
23:46
That sounds suspiciously like a xenomorph
lol jumpsccare servitor noise
Badass thank y’all for making these
This isn't even scary, its just every tuesday in the 40k universe
I dont see the horror creepypasta on the 40k because extermiutus and executing heretics and etc.
Suggestion: tyranids,great videos
Ahhh fuckkkkk! That 2nd story ending was just epic!
Does anyone else like this more grim selection of stories
i see you under the desk... this next story my mind awww i don't get to hear his agony as his organs are ripped out and he is eaten alive
Imo it's so much better this way
Wait isnt 40k In General A Creepy Pasta Within Itself?
OMS I enjoy watching your content, I don't play or actually have anything else to do with 40k, sometimes people will ask me what I'm watching and I find it hard to explain, are you making these stories up? Are you reciting codexes and novels?
The first story is some daemonculaba shit
Can you talk more about ethereals or just more tau pls
Well done man, really enjoyed the stories