Miss Andrew: These Children have been spoiled I've arrived here just in time By chance I've brought the punishment That best befits the crime Brimstone and Treacle And cod liver oil Liberal doses of each These are the treats from which children recoil. The lessons I'm going to teach Just follow my model And don't Molly-coddle It may lead the irksome to irk So seek satisfaction From punitive action Brimstone and Treacle will work. (spoken) Open! Michael (spoken): Does it taste as bad as it smells? Miss Andrew (spoken): Worse! Michael (spoken): Do I have to? Miss Andrew (spoken): Open! (sung) Brimstone and Treacle and carbolic soap These are the tools of my trade With spoonful's of sugar you don't have a hope Of seeing that changes are made Where manners are chronic My tincture's the tonic That's certain to wipe off a smirk Just pour out a ration In matronly fashion Brimstone and Treacle will work. I won't stand for simpering, whingeing and whimpering Sucking of thumbs is absurd Observe every letter For children are better When they can be seen and not heard. (spoken) Your son will go to boarding school at once! As for the girl, I shall take charge of her myself! (sung) To Cosset and pamper Will hinder and hamper The child in whom bad habits lurk First threaten to throttle Then uncork the bottle Brimstone and Treacle will work Brimstone and Treacle will work.
Observe every letter For children are better When they can be seen and not heard. (spoken) Your son will go to boarding school at once! As for the girl, I shall take charge of her myself! (sung) To Cosset and pamper Will hinder and hamper The child in whom bad habits lurk First threaten to throttle Then uncork the bottle Brimstone and Treacle will work Brimstone and Treacle will work.
These Children have been spoiled I've arrived here just in time By chance I've brought the punishment That best befits the crime Brimstone and Treacle And cod liver oil Liberal doses of each These are the treats from which children recoil. The lessons I'm going to teach Just follow my model And don't Molly-coddle It may lead the irksome to irk So seek satisfaction From punitive action Brimstone and Treacle will work. (spoken) Open! Michael (spoken): Does it taste as bad as it smells? Miss Andrew (spoken): Worse! Michael (spoken): Do I have to? Miss Andrew (spoken): Open! (sung) Brimstone and Treacle and carbolic soap These are the tools of my trade With spoonfulls of sugar you don't have a hope Of seeing that changes are made Where manners are chronic My tincture's the tonic That's certain to wipe off a smirk Just pour out a ration In matronly fashion Brimstone and Treacle will work. I won't stand for simpering, whingeing and whimpering Sucking of thumbs is absurd
Observe every letter For children are better When they can be seen and not heard. (spoken) Your son will go to boarding school at once! As for the girl, I shall take charge of her myself! (sung) To Cosset and pamper Will hinder and hamper The child in whom bad habits lurk First threaten to throttle Then uncork the bottle Brimstone and Treacle will work Brimstone and Treacle will work.
Just got this part for my production
Miss Andrew:
These Children have been spoiled
I've arrived here just in time
By chance I've brought the punishment
That best befits the crime
Brimstone and Treacle
And cod liver oil
Liberal doses of each
These are the treats from which children recoil.
The lessons I'm going to teach
Just follow my model
And don't Molly-coddle
It may lead the irksome to irk
So seek satisfaction
From punitive action
Brimstone and Treacle will work.
(spoken) Open!
Michael (spoken):
Does it taste as bad as it smells?
Miss Andrew (spoken):
Worse!
Michael (spoken):
Do I have to?
Miss Andrew (spoken):
Open!
(sung)
Brimstone and Treacle and carbolic soap
These are the tools of my trade
With spoonful's of sugar you don't have a hope
Of seeing that changes are made
Where manners are chronic
My tincture's the tonic
That's certain to wipe off a smirk
Just pour out a ration
In matronly fashion
Brimstone and Treacle will work.
I won't stand for simpering, whingeing and whimpering
Sucking of thumbs is absurd
Observe every letter
For children are better
When they can be seen and not heard.
(spoken)
Your son will go to boarding school at once!
As for the girl, I shall take charge of her myself!
(sung)
To Cosset and pamper
Will hinder and hamper
The child in whom bad habits lurk
First threaten to throttle
Then uncork the bottle
Brimstone and Treacle will work
Brimstone and Treacle will work.
Thanks!!
Observe every letter
For children are better
When they can be seen and not heard.
(spoken)
Your son will go to boarding school at once!
As for the girl, I shall take charge of her myself!
(sung)
To Cosset and pamper
Will hinder and hamper
The child in whom bad habits lurk
First threaten to throttle
Then uncork the bottle
Brimstone and Treacle will work
Brimstone and Treacle will work.
I’m petitioning @Mary Medley to sing this in her Fluttershy voice
Thank for the vid
Thank you for these! Is there any chance you'll post other backing tracks such as the Prologue?
Can you please do part 2?!!!!!!
Anyone going for the high note at the end, go ahead.
These Children have been spoiled
I've arrived here just in time
By chance I've brought the punishment
That best befits the crime
Brimstone and Treacle
And cod liver oil
Liberal doses of each
These are the treats from which children recoil.
The lessons I'm going to teach
Just follow my model
And don't Molly-coddle
It may lead the irksome to irk
So seek satisfaction
From punitive action
Brimstone and Treacle will work.
(spoken) Open!
Michael (spoken):
Does it taste as bad as it smells?
Miss Andrew (spoken):
Worse!
Michael (spoken):
Do I have to?
Miss Andrew (spoken):
Open!
(sung)
Brimstone and Treacle and carbolic soap
These are the tools of my trade
With spoonfulls of sugar you don't have a hope
Of seeing that changes are made
Where manners are chronic
My tincture's the tonic
That's certain to wipe off a smirk
Just pour out a ration
In matronly fashion
Brimstone and Treacle will work.
I won't stand for simpering, whingeing and whimpering
Sucking of thumbs is absurd
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wheres part 2 ?
and part 2??? :(
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Observe every letter
For children are better
When they can be seen and not heard.
(spoken)
Your son will go to boarding school at once!
As for the girl, I shall take charge of her myself!
(sung)
To Cosset and pamper
Will hinder and hamper
The child in whom bad habits lurk
First threaten to throttle
Then uncork the bottle
Brimstone and Treacle will work
Brimstone and Treacle will work.