I Created The Ultimate Duck Out Of Pure Laziness
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- čas přidán 28. 03. 2021
- Not only do we get to force our duck to endure countless hours of unpaid training today but we get to watch it evolve into better ducks. Basically by smashing it into things repeatedly we create great success and get to add legs and eventually arms to our determined hero. In the end we have the ultimate duck.
- Hry
Oh my God the nostalgia is actually killing me. I remember when I turned my duck into the champion and technically I was done, I felt empty. I missed my assassin duck :'(
i remember that all the boys in the class would compete with each other. during lunch we would arrange our desks next to each other and load the game from the very start, then train that duck like our lives depended on it. the one who finished the game first didnt get anything, he just stood up and cheered and we all did too- idk man it was fun as hell and there was this one guy who was the KING at this game, he would win almost every time, i was really proud when i beat him that one time
OMG- IKK!
Yea I used ti spend all my time playing this game
Lol did u pump ur duck with an unhealthy and definitely illegal amount of steroids too? 😂
I cannot be the only one that absolutely loves this mans voice
If markiplier has the voice of chocolate, df has "if coffee was a voice" the kind where you accidentally put in a little too much creamer, but of course you're gonna drink it anyways
I adore it
You arent alone
No homo
Your not
its fun to watch this game evolve where every addition is basically "how do we get DF to actually play the game"
Good question
this game has been out for years tf you mean lmao
@@pisscontrol3755 he's played it three times and each time has been different
@@pulsefel9210 yeah bc that's how game sequels work???
@@pisscontrol3755 you really don't even listen to him when he says updates do you
Normal people who make a game: Normal fighting game. The people who made this: duck=war machine
I used to play this game and I totally agree
@@thehackerboy200 lol
@Vortex Duck life: Adventure exists too and it makes your duck have a r o c k e t
I AGREE ALPHA THIS GAME NEEDS A WAR MACHINE
It's more like war machine=duck...
Proof DF is actually human.
HE ITCHES HIS FACE
Scratches?
U have been found
His face was scratchy.
bruh, hes obviously fooling us, this is a lie to make us think he's human, he's never done any human things before after all
He’s.. He’s.. *Evolving*
I remember playing all the duck life games in primary school, maxing out all my ducks through grinding and sheer force of will. Good times
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man running the stand: "Hey! DF is using me as a slave to race for his own amusement!"
WTF XD
This is glorious
Do you actually think DF is so incompetent that he would let his slave duck escape?
Why does this feel like something that Code Bullet would come up with?
HELL YEAH IT DOES - Code Bullet
When i saw this vid i thought that code bullet will make a cod to auto do training
They're dangerously similar,CB is just more of a comedy coding channel and this one is comedy mixed with comfortable laziness
Don’t talk about cb because def will find a way to break it and profit
He is code gun
So I guess we’re gonna take those five hundred thousand coins and spend them on...
I bet more steroids!
coffee
Both at the same time
Steroids
Hockers n Kokain
“Torture with evolution” yep glad I clicked this video
Same.
Penguin
Seems legit
This physically pains me to watch, why do I continue?
How else would you torture something?
Its hard to pinpoint what makes everyone come back to these videos but in the end it sure is entertaining.
It's DF. We're just here for DF.
@@alyl.9430 Couldn't agree more
@@alyl.9430 y e s
Ain't that the truth brother... ain't that the truth...
We love forcing ducks to become the perfect murder machines
Murder is the solution to all problems
Don’t forget the Nightmare Fuel
duck life battle
I don't know about others, but I agree...
"im not one for feeding my animals but if they can make me some money its probably a good idea" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have to agree... I mean... why else would I feed my pets?
“I wonder if he has life insurance”
-DF 2021
Probably not...
"there's more leg than duck" that's when you know he never skips leg day
“Train less and do more steroids”. My new favorite DF quote
It's a great quote, not gonna lie...
14:30, grimm troupe, nice choice.
Troupe master duck now
DF really just brute-forces his way through everything, huh.
Brute force is the only true way to beat a game...
me when i hear grimm's theme: *happy noises*
I'm assuming you mean troupe leader grimm because I'm obsessed with hollow knight
Happy noises indeed
When you realize there is troupe master Grimms theme in here
Arguably the best music from hollow knight.
I haven’t played Duck Life in like 10 years
Then go and play it... it's a fun game.
I love the way this man says "Steroids" instead of "Seeds" 🤣
Every episode of DF i watch, the more i learn of how much a weeb he is with the random music.
the editor is the weeb... but yeah
The Naruto music
How dare u
That's not a bad thing though... lol
I like how when he got to the last guy he added hollow knight music
It's great music not gonna lie...
Knight mare king duck
Or troupe master duck
The yellow seed actually gives you more energy than the purple if you spend the same amount it just takes longer.
“My face was itchy”
Wait.. DF is actually a person
@Jamison Dougall you missed the joke
He could be a cat...
Secretly df is playing this for the nostalgic times
I mean, that's probably the only reason I would play the game nowadays as well...
12:37 was the most gorgeously subtle younger Toguro reference I’ve ever seen
What in the world is younger Toguro
I played this game a lot when i was younger, thanks for make me remenber this game that was forgeted in my mind :)
+1
Do is the best type of tuber he doesn’t try to develop any skills in the games instead he just grinds to the point where he doesn’t need to be skilled and is just so op nothing can stop him
15:10 the dev make sure you feel like a winner at the end 👏
Lol the last race had grimm troupe theme from hollow knight
I thank you for breaking this game. Everyone use to play it in elementary school so I enjoy watching it
Day 46 of asking DF to play GregTech: New Horizons.
You can create the ultimate factory out of pure masochism.
Yes!
Holy flip... Are ya still asking... I mean, it's been 6 months, and I don't think he's played it yet...
Not even 10 seconds in and I can see this is going to go well (for us at least)
True...
I've been sick for almost a month now and you're videos are the only thing keeping me sane right now. Ive gotten two covid tests and can't leave my house so i've just been binging your videos, even some of your old stardew valley ones!
Alt title: playing duck life the right way
Seems legit...
I wish Duck life made more of these games. This brings back so many memories
It does bring back glorious memories doesn't it.
The races are literally 2d chao garden races from sonic adventure 2. Both the courses and mechanics lol. Kinda cool honestly
Yeah i noticed it at the first flying race. Too bad you can't send the little idiots to school to learn guitar and buy them exotic fruit on the black market.
@@xavieroliver1912 no choa abuse to get them to turn evil then sending them to hell for them to bully our choas. That mini game was surprisingly deep
The YYH reference is gold
Someone else noticed that? Sweet...
Mmm...I'm loving that Hollow Knight music in the background.
Ik troupe master duck is the hardest boss
Duck Life 1 2 3 and 4 were literally my childhood
"Posted 1 min ago" *Clicks hastily*
It was 11 seconds ago for me :v
It was 30mins for me
I'm a simple man, you use Hollow Knight music for the finale, I like the video
I love how soft spoken he is
The humor is twice as good with his voice
I love it how calm he is, but he is so mean to his duck
Yes kingdom hearts reference and every time I close my eyes reference
Soul master's theme:*plays*
The duck's: *why do I hear boss music?*
Am I the only one that uses his videos to fall asleep? His voice is so calming, but his content is so chaotic
You know the editing is good if you think it's part of the game
Dude it's the middle of the night if you think I'm going to watch you raise a duck you're absolutely right.
Bro i love this game. You always gotta choose the water duck because it's an 🅰️🅱️🅾️Ⓜ️ℹ️N🅰️Tℹ️🅾️N
How dare you say that to my favorite duck
I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with
@@NStripleseven *l* *o* *l*
i would be more mad if i didnt completely agree with you. water duck is the best abomination, though
¨but evolution and suffering are basically the same thing¨ I felt that
That 1 second of "you say run" at 2:54. Hilarious
I needed this to help me sleep your voice is so calming I wish I was ur friend I would call you every day
Great to see a BC boy thriving on CZcams! Keep it up :)
Everyone: I'm good at video games
Me and DF: 11:34
Geez for me every time you upload it's 11:00 p.m. for me man I love staying up just to watch dangerously funny 😂
You turned a green man duck climbing a wall into into something cursed
I like it
Ah yes.. laziness strikes again.. with maybe 17 hour of pain
"you want 500,000 dollars worth of steroids?" i cant stop laughing from that
that moment when grimm's theme plays during the final race
so nostalgic and i love these kinds of videos!
Me: I go to bed at 9pm tonight
Me: *at 1 am* haha duck
that naruto music got me weak
11:32 idk man. If there one thing I learned in all of DFs videos then it's that he's a very skilled and intelligent man
Great choice for music in the final race
You had the perfect opportunity to name your duck "Kars"
I heard torture and evolution and I knew I was gonna love this vid😁😁😁
wow i did not expect to see domo kun today.
I remember when I picked the Bird so I could fly pretty much all the way to the finish line. Honestly, made me feel bad for the competition.
Ahhh yes another memory unlocked. I missed this game
why is his voice so *CALMING* !?!??
Basically the modern equivalent of a controller with "turbo" button on some 8-bit console... ACHIEVE TOTAL DOMINANCE!
Ahh yes, nightmare king duck, the hardest boss in the game next to absolute duck and pure duck. he’s no match for hollow duck at the end there tho
Gruz duck is just easy
What I did for all the duck games during the running training is let them immediately die and spam respawn and repeat. It worked for me 🤷🏻♀️
Ahh, the nostalgia
First the radience, now grimm's theme? Is he hinting at a hollow knight playthrough?
Troupe master duck
Man your so much fun to watch
This unlocked MEMORIES I FORGOT I HAD
DF has the voice and mannerisms of a kid’s TV character, but the mind of a TF2 merc
14:16 nightmare intensifies
DF your finaly verified i was with u since 140k good job
Duck life battle seems like one you would LOVE
Did... Did DF just make a himbo bird?
Fun fact. In duck life if you go to far ahead you cannot die unless you go backwards. In swimming
God I hated playing the swimming in the cave minigame lmao
I was so lazy but I always wanted the most maxed out duck as quick as possible so I would tape the space bar down (I think it was the space bar) and then I would just click to reset when I inevitably died. It was great I loved these games so much, I also made my cousin do the training for me one time. But duck life 3 was definitely the best one.
He didn't even use the energy break
Nice, you've got your ducks in a row.
Grimms theme at then end fits it
Here in Brazil it's 1:40 AM but I can't ignore a DF video ksksks glad to meet this wonderful channel, thanks CZcams algorithm
As a kid I once beat the game 3 times as 3 out of the 4 ducks in the time span of 2 days, no idea how.
Wow I remember playing this on the school computers during free time
The hollow knight music really fits the final race.
im actually curious about if the game actually used it or DF added it
i wonder what drugs they took when developing this game
I think it was meth
Duck tails
@@WaaWaainnitbruv lol
LETS GO MY FAVORITE DUCK LIFE
man I miss these old flash games hahaha
-using a cannon to blast chickens into the side of a building-
TRAINING