England manager Gareth Southgate reacts to his teams incredibly lucky win over Slovakia in the 2nd round of the Euros #garethsouthgate #england #harrykane #euro2024
England play total football. Total garbage football to be precise. imagine what Cruyff's Dutch team would have done to England. It would have been a bigger carve up than a Toby Inn at Sunday lunch time.
@@jamesnite2157Thats actually a good choice because the Slovenian team where playin dirty and after them two goals they probably think we going to lose anyway let’s injure the best players smart choice by Southgate imo 🏴
Gareth's plan worked perfectly his team bored The Slovakian team, the crowd, and everyone watching into a hypnotic trance state which finally froze the Slovak defenders brains as the ball came to Bellingham they were all statues
Luckiest England manager ever, not just this tournament but previous ones with favourable draws and games narrowly going England's way when it could easily have been a defeat
30 seconds away from going out lucky but might not be so lucky against Spain or Switzerland So arrogant some of these players celebrating as if they had won the Trophy
And the naive English folk will still claim ‘it’s a results business’. We’ve got far in every tournament since 2018 on set pieces and penalties. No creation, no fluidity, no desire, just sheer, unadulterated luck.
Exactly, had Southgate gone home at half time no one would have noticed. I've never seen a worse manager with no idea of what to do. He is under pressure , and he has gone to pieces. Blaming us and the media is just deflecting , no one is really blaming the players as such , its Southgate , he has literally took the life out of the players. Instead of doing something radical and playing players in a position they can play in,,he prefers to remain stubborn. Foden and Trippier are like a security blanket for him now on the left. There are a couple of common sense changes to try , but no he goes with just one change. It's a bit like watching Biden try a rousing speech.
@abukhalidali1823 Ah, that's good then, fair enough. But you must see the number of people that put this modern nowadays crap through their speech, whether its text, comments, or talking. Yeah, i got what you mean because I've heard plenty of Americans call it a squerl... lol
@@Fumblingthroughlifeonline ye forgot about that, his Friday night Indian consists of , boiled rice , plain chips , and just a popadom but he won't try mango chutney with it
Southgate gets a lot of stick but England totally dominated possession in our own half, just outside our own penalty area. In fact that's where we played 99% of the game. It totally confused Slovakia, who fully expected us to try and get into their half. Nice work Gareth. Never doing the obvious "trying to score a goal" thing.
I’ve been waiting for this, so appropriate and needed after yesterday’s dismal performance, but I’m Gareth Southgoat 🤣 and I thought the match was one of the most magnificent matches I’ve ever seen and as England manager it was unbelievable 😂😂😂
@@atae7185 It's not just Southgate. Every b*stard does that. Pisses me off proper. I'm in my late 60s and can cross a road better than an 18-year-old (sorry for the rant. Pet hate of mine).
Truer Words have never been spoken! Except for the Genius part lol. People should thank Gareth for returning British comedy to its peak by his so-called managing of the team.
I'm just so excited to be playing a top-quality big team like Switzerland in the Quarters. Gareth can tell the boys just to go out & enjoy the occasion, obviously we're not expecting to win but the lads can be sooo proud of getting this far!
@@johnbarton3252Trent was poor in midfield the whole team were poor- Walker Trippier poor - Southgate is the problem- Trent at right back Walker Stone Gomez preferable back four- Luke Shaw ideal
Can't watch them since the knee taking so this is the closest I get BUT honestly I think this is more entertaining than any Southgate game I saw before all that.
I actually respect him, because he comes from my area, just the town to the south of me,one of my friends on Thursday Night, thought he would be lucky to get a job as a PE Teacher
Fantastic as always . Felt physically sick last night when we got out of jail . Deserved nothing more than a flight back home and clueless clown sacked this morning for impersonating a football manager Ivan should have stepped onto the pitch and did the quickest u turn ever and headed straight to the nearest German airport. A disgrace how he Treated Ivan last night .
"At 1:0 we had to be cautious and protect Slovakia's lead..." 🤣🤣🤣
We even nearly decided to give them a 2nd, from the halfway line 😅
It's funny, the moment England took lead, they subbed of the attackers and sat back like cowards.
Sums up Southgate perfectly.
😂😂
Brilliant 😂
That was the best part!!!
These videos are about 1000 times more entertaining than our football. Much needed!
Agreed 100 percent
England play total football. Total garbage football to be precise. imagine what Cruyff's Dutch team would have done to England. It would have been a bigger carve up than a Toby Inn at Sunday lunch time.
Top comment !
You are easily pleased.
I'm sure Gareth feels that Jude's goal was needlessly flamboyant.
😂😂Probably
Jude and Kane score
Gareth: subs them off a few minutes later
That's it,he's got a defenders instinct.
Yes he should have controlled it and passed back to Pickford
@@jamesnite2157Thats actually a good choice because the Slovenian team where playin dirty and after them two goals they probably think we going to lose anyway let’s injure the best players smart choice by Southgate imo 🏴
Gareth Southgate is the gift that keeps on giving.....Darren Farley
Had to protect Slovakia's lead 😂 f'king brilliant!
Let's hope he protects Switzerland's lead with greater resolution and efficiency, he really let the side down last night
@@sandydennylives1392 guys an End.
Gareth is a very lucky man!
Always thought he transitioned during the BLM scam.
I'm very proud to watch Farley's videos, unlike the England team.
Lol, are you Brenden Rodgers? 😀
@@theoneandonlygus1sooo funny bro
@@89kilemal Well I had to, lol. 🙂
@@theoneandonlygus1 Noooo
Southgate said after the terrible performance v Slovakia I knew we were going to score 😅
Can’t even laugh because it’s so fucking true
This was actually the best analysis of the game and Southgate tactics 👌
Southgate is a genius!! How do u get soooo many star players to play soooo badly for sooo many games...genius!!!
Gareth's plan worked perfectly his team bored The Slovakian team, the crowd, and everyone watching into a hypnotic trance state which finally froze the Slovak defenders brains as the ball came to Bellingham they were all statues
My boys at home were watching BBC news in the last quarter of the match 😂 "too boring"
Gareth South GOAT 😅😅😅😅 Brilliant mate
Luckiest England manager ever, not just this tournament but previous ones with favourable draws and games narrowly going England's way when it could easily have been a defeat
30 seconds away from going out lucky but might not be so lucky against Spain or Switzerland So arrogant some of these players celebrating as if they had won the Trophy
What's draws would that be
@Waltuh464 Whoever wins the quarter final between Germany and Spain will win the euros I think
@@peterbushby9009 draws for last euro's I'm thinking, we got the freest run at a trophy I've seen
And the naive English folk will still claim ‘it’s a results business’. We’ve got far in every tournament since 2018 on set pieces and penalties. No creation, no fluidity, no desire, just sheer, unadulterated luck.
England won in spite of Southgate.
So true. He told them to not attack and keep posession for like 70 min.
Exactly, had Southgate gone home at half time no one would have noticed.
I've never seen a worse manager with no idea of what to do.
He is under pressure , and he has gone to pieces.
Blaming us and the media is just deflecting , no one is really blaming the players as such , its Southgate , he has literally took the life out of the players.
Instead of doing something radical and playing players in a position they can play in,,he prefers to remain stubborn.
Foden and Trippier are like a security blanket for him now on the left.
There are a couple of common sense changes to try , but no he goes with just one change.
It's a bit like watching Biden try a rousing speech.
South Goat
Very true, we would have won at least one of the last 3 tournaments if it wasn't for him.
@@vordman hahahahahahahahaah
Probably the most unpleasant England game I've ever watched and I watched us lose to Poland in '73!
Croatia 2007
I mean Poland was one of the best teams in the world back then, so this performance against very mediocre Slovakia team is probably worse.
Awful, but Iceland 2016 is still the worst
I’m sure there have been loads of worse England performances over the years but might this have been the very worst England win of all time?
we threw the kitchen sink at poland and were unlucky. beer cups at Southgate .....
So good! The little hesitations in his voice are spot-on!
Imagine Southgate managing a Fast Food Restaurant lmao I like the fact that Farley injects an element of Joe Pasquale into this impression.
All the food would be served raw because he would be scared to over cook it !
a little bit of frank spencer too
That squerl tooth look 😅😅😅 is a legend.😂😂
What's a squerl bro??
Do you mean squirrel, unless you're American and from the South lmao 🤣
@swan-oq8qk bro I got wht u say...its the spelling in the phone chose that. However...many ppl understood what I ment by.
@abukhalidali1823 Ah, that's good then, fair enough. But you must see the number of people that put this modern nowadays crap through their speech, whether its text, comments, or talking. Yeah, i got what you mean because I've heard plenty of Americans call it a squerl... lol
Southgates never had anything spicier than a korma
If that!! Lol
Hey, I love my Kormas!
He just orders a tray of boiled rice
@@user-iy7lg5so1p when southgate gets a bag of chips, no salt, vinegar, ketchup for southgate. He’s happy enough having it plain.
@@Fumblingthroughlifeonline ye forgot about that, his Friday night Indian consists of , boiled rice , plain chips , and just a popadom but he won't try mango chutney with it
Jammiest team in the known galaxies
Correct, Jock.
@@ColinH1973 good job Sherlock
100% lol
And parallel universes
@@connormcleod9595 😆
Mike Bassett your country needs you. Where are you!
Benson and Hedges could definitely have been a game changer. Surprised Southgate didn't start them.
Saw him in a pub once
England is definitely the "C-3PO" of world football.
😂😂😂😂😂😂managing a fart after a very spicy vindaloo sent me to the loo laughing out loud 😂😂😂
You went to the toilet because you were laughing??
@@89kilemal Yes , I nearly followed through laughing 😂😂😂
@@89kilemalhe means he did follow through 😂
@@jameshindle784 My pants were my witness 😂😂
Southgate gets a lot of stick but England totally dominated possession in our own half, just outside our own penalty area. In fact that's where we played 99% of the game.
It totally confused Slovakia, who fully expected us to try and get into their half. Nice work Gareth. Never doing the obvious "trying to score a goal" thing.
Darren for England manager if the football's shit at least he can make us laugh afterwards! Top vid again! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When these players were in the U21s they swept all before them. The difference is, they now have Southgate to bludgeon their talent into a pulp.
Southgate, the very definition of insanity 😤
"We had to be extremely cautious and protect Slovakia's lead"
I’ve been waiting for this, so appropriate and needed after yesterday’s dismal performance, but I’m Gareth Southgoat 🤣 and I thought the match was one of the most magnificent matches I’ve ever seen and as England manager it was unbelievable 😂😂😂
makes me chuckle this, gareth is such a plum.
England were just a minute away from being knocked out 😢
This is the therapy we all need 😀
very proud that Gareth got his bugs bunny teeth back instead of looking like Brendan and of course, very proud to be here. Yeah obviously
Missionary with your socks on football. Southgates the type of guy to pull out even though he's had a vasectomy.
Wears a seatbelt on the toilet
Life vest in the shower
His mam still drives him to training
3 rubbers incase 2 break
@@Matty-kelly Puts on a hi-vis when he goes into the loft. Still takes a lateral flow test every time he leaves the house
Presses the button on a pedestrian crossing, even though there’s no cars for 3 miles in each direction!
@@Matty-kelly🤣🤣🤣 stop it seriously “ life vest in the shower “ not heard that one 🤣🤣🤣
@@atae7185 It's not just Southgate. Every b*stard does that. Pisses me off proper. I'm in my late 60s and can cross a road better than an 18-year-old (sorry for the rant. Pet hate of mine).
An absolutely spot-on impression; his facial expressions are uncannily accurate. This guy's skits are hilarious. A very talented guy.
Mr. Farley, that was brilliant!
Truer Words have never been spoken! Except for the Genius part lol. People should thank Gareth for returning British comedy to its peak by his so-called managing of the team.
They executed the ‘Game Plan’ magnificently 😂 …. Top man Farley great content as ever ⚽️
Just imagine what England could do if they had a decent manager ??
We will find out in two years
England have had decent managers in the past and have won fc-all for nearly 60 years.
Trippier hit the ball so distant that he might actually scored first goal in EURO 2028!
You know the players are sitting round the pool this morning watching this p155ing themselves.
You are probably right. After the next game, they will be watching back home.
Love it, it's the blinking 😂
This impression is a lot better than Gareth Southgates impression of being a manager
I'm just so excited to be playing a top-quality big team like Switzerland in the Quarters. Gareth can tell the boys just to go out & enjoy the occasion, obviously we're not expecting to win but the lads can be sooo proud of getting this far!
Need a Spain vs Germany video featuring Harry Kane. Yeah obviously
Pickford and Walker playing one twos at the back in the 89th minutes was magnificent. Sent shivers down my spine. Bahaha
This man's absolutely brilliant wish someone would send it to Gareth. 😘😘
Absolutely brilliant post match summary! Thanks Gareth.
People were expecting a big shock, and they got one, we scored 😂
Southgate is 60 seconds away from the boot out the door, and Bellingham ruins it
You have summed this fool up 😂😂- Trippier hug at the end was love story whilst Trent Gomez nowhere to be seen
Trent has started twice and been shite, because he is shite
@@johnbarton3252Trent was poor in midfield the whole team were poor- Walker Trippier poor - Southgate is the problem- Trent at right back Walker Stone Gomez preferable back four- Luke Shaw ideal
This geezers face work in his impressions is on point.
Those blinks are spectacular.
SouthGOAT, couldn't put it any better 👍😁
A little more twitching needed to perfect the nervous ferret look.
Born under a lucky star, but surely, even his insane amount of luck won't be enough vs Switzerland, surely?
Absolute GOLD
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!
He need replacemen not service. You cannot pollish a turd.
Genius acting bravo. Unforgivable performance and we got so lucky.
Southgate is proof that it's better to be lucky than good.
That "stay in your lane, I'm a genuis" line gets me every time 😂😂
'Sat back and allowed them to try and get a second goal' I could honestly hear Southgate actually saying something like this FFS!
He’s right, it was magnificent, perfect England performance.
GARETH SOUTHGOAT is absolutely hilarious 💯😂🤣😭💀
😂😂😂 Gareth SouthGOAT.
That face is spot on! Cracks me up
Can't watch them since the knee taking so this is the closest I get BUT honestly I think this is more entertaining than any Southgate game I saw before all that.
I salute your commitment. 👏👏👏
I actually respect him, because he comes from my area, just the town to the south of me,one of my friends on Thursday Night, thought he would be lucky to get a job as a PE Teacher
So Funny and the impression spot on .
That impression is about as good as England impression of a football team
Tough tournement after long tiring season.
Go England ❤, Go Southgate ❤
Donkygates is a very save mindset,did you know he even puts his phone on battery saver when it's on 97%,a living legend 😢
V-neck sweater and tie looks good. Never went out of fashion imo.
Fantastic as always .
Felt physically sick last night when we got out of jail .
Deserved nothing more than a flight back home and clueless clown sacked this morning for impersonating a football manager
Ivan should have stepped onto the pitch and did the quickest u turn ever and headed straight to the nearest German airport. A disgrace how he Treated Ivan last night .
I can spot a trend with England these days. Southgate, Sunak, Starmer . Where will it all end.
I must admit all my pent up frustration went into over the top jubilation when Bellingham scored. 🎉
this parody has become the most accurate commentry on Southgate. his interviews are starting to get like this
Spot on mate!
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
That was class act brilliant 😅
This is scarily accurate
lol loved that left back jibe.
He is the best statistical England manager ever
Is it me, or is this king getting better
1 2s between Pickford and walker!😂😂😂
Darren is so spot on and the guy asking the questions is brilliant both make a good team then Southgate could ever do 😂
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while XDDD
I loved this take🤣🤣🤣
We won, it was a bloody magical thing ..
I think this is the best one yet 😂
1:15 No chance Southgate tries a vindaloo or hot wings. Way too adventurous for him 😂
todays newspaper headline "Bellingham goal saves Bellend's job"
ps. add a "ooh Betty! and you've got Frank Spencer!
The 🐐 Farley!
He really is comedy gold for Farley 😂
Masterful impression. You’ve got that tilted head angle perfect, not to mention the voice, the mannerisms and the unwriteable crap he spouts
TBH Southgate wasnt cheering when we scored for us. He was cheering madly becomes he was like yesss I'm not getting sacked tomorrow.
"I'm Gareth Southgoat!" 🤣🤣🤣
Only two ways to win: (1) players ignore southgate tactic and play on their own; (2) play a system where tactics dont really matter - 442.
If only the journalists asked these questions
Somehow these videos are more real than reality….
How come the background pics missing the "I love Harry Mcquire" piece 😄
brilliant mate