No One Believes I Can Speak Chinese (20 million views)
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Hihi as a chinese I just wanna say your chinese is really good maybe even better than mine...yes I know shocking my chinese is my second language haha
@@GWCGamingwithChittaarth I would love to.
@@DeffKayForSure Yo, thank you.
@@thejoebegs as a chinese person, nice accent!
His Chinese is actually understandable. The inflections are all wrong, but you can tell by context what he was saying.
Nah. Only thing he pronounced incorrectly is a batch of dumplings.
Appreciate that. My Chinese was much better when I lived over there lol.
@King Pop It isn't "basket." It's batch. Only dumpling is off.
Source: A Beijing Native.
@@thejoebegs Well, if you don't speak it as much, it could go a bit off.
@@PlaneGuyProud Those measure words will get ya
"Uhh....Dad we're at panda express"
“Sounds to me like somebody can’t speak Chinese”
@@itsnotamasterpieceitsamist772yeah the Mexican guy serving me orange chicken.
Edit: why is everyone arguing about communism?
Pandas are from China bro
@@samuelmmmk181 pandas don't exist
@@erickmejia4602huh......lol
It translated to:
“Hello waiter can I have a cage of dumplings.”
He said it right. The joke is that Vietnamese are not in good terms with the Chinese.
At first I thought he said 碗 (wan), which means bowl.. But when I saw your comment, I had another good look at the characters. 笼 (long) means steamer in a food context. So it's not a cage but a steamer of dumplings. Pretty impressive!
Oh
I'd like a cage of dumplings, not finna lie 😋
@@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 yeah lmao
The fact that he used "笼" is pretty impressive.
Ikr
Yes, I'll never use that word though lol
But is it a measurement word though? 🤔
Heh cool. I’ll pretend I know what it means 👍
Ikr!! 个个个个个个个. anyways I don't think I would have understood him if it wasn't for the subtitles. tbh I thought he said 椒子。
@@coolguy4709 well, without the subtitles I wouldn't get the last part of the sentence 🤷 I might have to ask to repeat lol... But not bad for a non Chinese 👀
I feel this. I speak some Japanese, and the last couple times we went to a Japanese restaurant, My parents were like "you should talk to the waiter in Japanese!" It always makes me uncomfortable, because there's no guarantee the waiter will also speak Japanese....
Exactly. Like, short of small restaurants where you know the owners/employees on a personal level, it's not a good time to show off your vocab! No idea who's from where.
Yeah. What’s worse is that if they are Korean they will be greatly upset with you because they were forced to learn Japanese when the Japanese invaded.
"Dad, I'm pretty sure the waiter is Mexican..."
If they're Asian they're probably Chinese or Korean lol
@@unterhau1102 The majority of Japanese restaurant in the US is surprisingly run by Chinese, and a decent number of Chinese restaurant is run by Japanese.
Also alot of chinese place have vietnamese worker so not so far from the truth lmao
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
Lmao, one of the best yet
@@thejoebegs 🤡🌎...
It wasn't funny when the first 755,000 idiots made this comment, and it's certainly not funny when you made it... It's time this stupid comment and all the idiotic pud whackers that make it to just go away.
@@markwildt5728 You don't seem to know how memes work.
And you seem to think you're some authority on what's funny?
@@Xalgucenniayou're an unoriginal clown
As a Vietnamese I can confirm this is true and completely relatable 🗿
As a Chinese person (at least legally) I can second this
(Also I have a Vietnamese friend and it’s kinda awkward talking about history lol)
@@nov4ni well to be fair, vietnamese dont hate chinese people, from what i heard and my opiniuon, we actually dislike your government system almost like that
Thế tên bạn là gì?
Me ruv yu rong taim aiyaaaa
Wait so whaaaaatttt
Lololol I speak Korean and I remember a group of Chinese people came in our restaurant and my coworkers were like “speak to them in Korean!!!!” And I was like “????? They clearly stated they’re visiting from Beijing” my coworkers thought the languages were similar enough for them to understand 🤦🏻♀️
I mean lots of languages are similar so that you can understand so at least their reason wasn’t THAT stupid, but still that’s embarrassing
languages can sound similar but at the same times it's different words lol
like someone who was friends with a friend of mine said hello to me in Japanese and asked if i knew what it meant and if I could help with grammar
"I'm actually Chinese not Japanese, I can't help"
it's amazing how many people think Korean and Chinese are exactly the same. I am learning Korean now and my mom and friends refer to it as Chinese all the time... I have corrected them so many times.... it's tiring lol
@@tutkallia yeah I’m learning it right now and my parents always refer to it as Chinese
@@loser6743exactly, like there's this word in my native language which is "mangkok" and it means "bowl" but in japanese "mangkok" means....the girls secret untouchable part
This hit me hard cuz I can speak Spanish and my grandma will always be like "order are food in Spanish" like grandma this is a taco bell and the girl taking are order is named Braxtlee-ann
You know my sister?!??! 😂
@@xXxKroIitAxXx actually they do sound extremely similar..
@@xXxKroIitAxXx I pronounce them identically, probably an accent difference
@@xXxKroIitAxXx they pronounced exactly the same homie
Bwahhhhahahaa
As a Chinese from a Chinese household that uses Chinese as a main form in communication, his pronunciations and the way he said is was near perfect.
Did he happen to try and order "jiaozi"? lol
Bruh no, I’m Chinese and I’m fluent and his pronunciations were flat and clearly indicated he wasn’t a native speaker. However, it’s still impressive that he is able to speak what he can
what dialect
Aren’t there many Asian originating languages spoken in China such as Manderin
@@Gonzo_OG yes
Lmao I see this happening to me because of my white side of the family.
“Hey, Oc, why don’t you order us some food in Chinese!”
“Papa, we’re at a Korean BBQ-“
As a Chinese, I can confirm his Chinese was actually legit.
What did he say
I think he speaks very good Chinese I am also Chinese.
@@Darcwin do you speak any language other than hee haw and MurriKKKanisms?
@@69hunter55 is that the best you can come up with using our language? You still got a lot to learn for American insults.
@@Darcwin hello server/waiter/waitress, can i have a basket of dumplings?
(Context: the word he used is mostly used in dimsum places as dimsum comes in steam bamboo baskets)
that poor waitress was probably so upset LMFAOOOO
How?💀
@@addysonwilliams490Bruh what. He said it was a Vietnamese place what do you mean how.
@@addysonwilliams490it's a Vietnamese place bruh 💀 and dumplings aren't even Vietnamese food I swear
Yall do know that chinese is a common language in vietnam, right?
@@icemen5069 okay but it’s a Vietnamese restaurant so why would you speak Chinese in a Vietnamese restaurant instead of Vietnamese?
Happend to me too. I lived in Korea for 1 1/2 years and back home i was out with a few friends in a sushi restaurant. When i could not read the Japanese parts on the menu and the decorations they said i lied lol.
and they must've knew you actually went to KOREA and not JAPAN, which are two different countries
I can relate. I studied Japanese for a couple of years and have started to finally continue my studies again. The amount of times people ask to translate Chinese and Korean things annoys me.
I mean, if it's Chinese, you should be able to get a vague understanding, at least when trying to read it.
I believed you when you said you spoke Chinese the minute you told your dad is was a bad idea I was like “Pops thinks all Asians look alike and they’re probably at KBBQ 😂😭”
KBBQ is lit
I was thinking ut was sarku Japan 😭
@@bernard7057 to be fair a lot of the workers at sarku are Chinese
What do they serve at Kazakhstan BBQ?
There's no such thing as a Chinese language
THIS HAPPENED TO ME OH MY GOD. I speak Japanese and me and my mom went to a nail salon and as the nailists started speaking Vietnamese my mom goes “you better watch out my daughter can speak Japanese” …that was the last time I got my nails done with my mom
Oh my God.
Oh man I’m sorry
Lol
It’s been 10 years and I still have flashbacks every time I get my nails done
@@Shayla_MOON lmao
“Dude I’m from Detroit”-guy on karate kid
Part V?
@@CorneliusSchwarzenstein no its the one with jaden Smith snd Jackie chan
@@Arica-jy5xc So, Part V.
@@CorneliusSchwarzenstein part nothing. That shit ain't Karate Kid. It's Kung Fu kid with broke ass mom would couldn't afford to live in Detroit so she had to move halfway around the world.
"I'm from arizona" that one dude from captain America
My dad is white, but he lived in china for about a year teaching English, and he’s a linguist. His pronunciation is actually amazing and at one point he eavesdropped some server referring to him to their friends as “ghost demon” and he responded “table for 4 please” 😅
as a native Chinese speaker, your inflections were surprisingly not bad! :) a bit off but much better than typical Western learner accents
What did he say?
Vietnamese waitress was like in her head “naw bruh this bish”
FR FRRR
i mean he did everything right BUT IN MF VIETNAMESE RESTURANT lmaoo
Bro how could they not over hear any vietnamese from people in kitchen or anything like that
@@TheCrackman. probably because they don't speak it goofball
@@daddyimsorrybut more like they don't speak tree language bro :))))
We welcomed many uninvited invaders to a "pleasant" journey in the jungles after all :)))
@@TheCrackman. he knew that’s why he was hesitant to order.
🤣my wife is Vietnamese and she would definitely laugh at this
im his wife guys, he not lying
I would TOOTAALLYY laugh
@@worstgamer1162 😂🤣
Show her and get back to us.
@@thejoebegsseems women don't exist
my coworker took offense when i told her it’s “her problem she doesn’t speak chinese to understand the chinese clients talking among themselves” after she went “go translate what they’re saying, it’s rude of them to use chinese in front of us”
i’m japanese
I lost a lot of faith in humanity in this videos comment section
When my sister took Spanish in high school, one time we went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant, and she asked the waiter where the bathroom was IN SPANISH and he said “over there” 💀
"you realize we're banned from that Vietnamese place right?" LMAOOOOOO
Yes I understand you saw the video jeez excuse me for finding the punchline funny af.
Ain't funny dawh
He spoke Chinese at a Vietnamese place …. Y’all don’t get it.
@@zupez257 they speak vietnamese 💀
@@zupez257 that would be very likely considering the fact that Taiwan is a part of China
@@jeppelrkesen9060 shut up
Vietnamese waitress be like: We’ve beaten the Chinese and we’ve beaten the American, what makes you think we can’t beat up a hybrid?
Edit: For all American, Chinese, and Vietnamese keyboard historians: The person you’re debating with will not give a crap about your opinion, y’all believe in what you want to believe and that’s OK.
Take a deep breath, relax, don’t let someone you’ll never meet in your life ruin your day.
They did not beat China. China in fact won strategically. They taught Vietnam a lesson to not mess with the border region again, and gave them a beating.
@@dennischi4598 How Long You Think Chinese and Vietnamese History Is. They Are Fighting for at least 1000 years.
@@dennischi4598 that's so funny, especially because when vietnam was created from chinese peasants rebelling from china and they were able to kick back to chinese army then established their own country then fought them exclusively till the french came with modern warfare.
but yea vietnam tried to beat china but couldn't win but they are still not chinese so i guess china won
@@dennischi4598 If China won there won’t be a Country called Vietnam a long time ago, just take the L and move on.
@@dennischi4598 funny way to describe the chinese army miserably failing to invade a country that was thoroughly war torn from years of constant bombardment to the point its capital resemble a graveyard more than a city
Even I can speak Chinese
Bing chilling 🥶
The part that impressed me was that he really researched and knew that Vietnamese people really hate China
Yep that right Vietnam really hate China in some point
This kinda happened to me. Someone came up to me and spoke Japanese and I'm like....bruh I'm Korean. Like i watch a lot of anime but im not Japanese. Made me laugh.
i get the exact opposite bc im half korean but more japanese lol
Ngl that was just hella ignorant of that person like wtf
we were at a korean church yard sale and this dude came up to my mom and i and said ni hao, i was like, we're not chinese. and then he was like, "oh, but you understood it, right?" i was like ..,,,,,, yeah,.. but I only know that one word in chinese lmao ,. But some people think asians all speak a chinese language, like mandarin or cantonese. This other dude was so confused that I was Korean and spoke Korean
@@wooddzzxx To be fair… for most people it’s hard to tell asians apart as in like what asian country they’re from. So yeah he should’ve asked where the person is from and not just assume it
I was in Quebec City. I ask for directions in English, they talk to me in Quebec french, so I ask again in Spanish. They switched to English.
I love this. Understanding the culture enough to make actual good jokes out of ethnics. You earned a sub bro
Appreciate that very much
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Bing chilling 🥶
@@serjaimelannister476 makes you wondering if Google can do the same.
@@serjaimelannister476this phrase haunts me wherever I go on the internet I always see this shit 💀💀💀
As a Vietnamese I agree that you totally deserve this result
I've been learning Japanese since I was fifteen. It took six years to get my mom to not call it Chinese. I gave up on grandma. Dad is a big k-drama fan so he knows the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean, though he can't speak any of them.
The first time my friends and I went to a dim sum place, they did ask me to order. But this was because I had just taken a Chinese culture class so they thought I would know what was in everything. I just pointed at stuff that looked good. Hahaha.
As an Asian, I don't understand how my dad likes kdrama and jdramas (both dubbed in Cantonese tbf), and also constantly listen to k-pop, yet cannot distinguish between Korean and Japanese (and also Thai from that one time {or maybe twice} I decided maybe I wanted to watch a Thai drama w/ him)
I don’t think the crowd understood the underlying humour..😅😅
Its. Not. Funny.... White. Humor....isnt...always ... Funny
It wasn't funny
@@gator4458the joke
Your head.
@@gator4458 need to know a little bit of history to get the joke
@@crim07 do you know about the history between China and Vietnam? Think Korea and Japan, but more recently.
Lol when you said Fuyuan, I knew you spoke Mandarin. The twist at the end was perfect though
More like when he said “BING CHILLIN “
Don't you mean fuwuyuan?
My dad was heavy into learning Chinese once and then tried it out in a restaurant but they spoke Cantonese and he was learning Mandarin. They didn’t understand him at all. He might have been off but he was so embarrassed, he started learning Spanish soon after. The only word I remember is for soda. 😂
Remind me about the day I came to Vietnamese restaurant and of course, I speak in Vnamese to the waiter. He didn't understand even single word because he was born here, in Australia.
P/s: I was talking a lots and really details in 3 minutes about my orders
“Sir, this is a Panda Express”
He said “Hello, waiter. we want a cage of dumplings” but in Chinese in a Vietnamese restaurant
I don’t get it what is it supposed to mean when you talk Chinese in a veitnamese restraunt
@@Rampage_Arrow that it’s racist
@@Rampage_Arrow dad assumed wrongly that all asian folks are chinese or speak chinese
@@Rampage_Arrow Because Chinese and Vietnamese people are completely different people. The dad believed the Vietnamese waitress was Chinese.
@@Rampage_Arrow Because China and Vietnam are 2 different countries and they hate each other in some point!
Wow your Chinease is actually really accurate and nice
I can speak a mild amount of Thai. When I go to Thai restaurants I usually thank them in Thai, nothing fancy just a quick thank you.
Its not like I order in Thai or anything.
Well I was at this Thai/Vietnamese place in downtown Olympia and I say thank you in Thai to the Vietnamese server. I obviously didn't know this and she gave me an earful, pretty much calling me a racist in her store.
She then not even 5 minutes later goes to speak Vietnamese to a table full of folks and gets told they are Korean.
I almost lost it.
I seriously had problems keeping my laughter from bellowing.
My wife was also trying her damndest not to giggle.
Ohhhhh, so they kicked you out because you spoke chinese in a vietnamese place and they kicked you out.. I deadass thought you said something explicit😅
I can tell ya, he didn't! He just said "waitress, good evening. Can I please order some dumplings?"
@@FenixFavaretto oh okay, thanks for the clarification
That's the joke
@@kiwiking1956 Vietnamese hate China a lot the best thing I could use as an example for someone not familiar with Asia’s... history is if a German walked into a French restaurant after ww2 and ordered in German
The best way to offend a Vietnamese person is assuming him/her Chinese 😁
i remember seeing this bit blow up after watching you perform it at a show in salinas. keep it up man you’ve got great talent :))
he said that :- hey waiter
can I get one cage of dumplings
Joke credits to Jimmy O Yang as he originally told this at his "Good deal" special. You can search it up.
Him: orders Gyoza 😭😅
Waitress: "get Pho out of here!"
What? That doesn’t even make sense
@@sssaympho is pronounced like faah like f*ck but without the 'ck' and elongated
Pho is a Vietnamese food like its these white noodles
yah my mum is vietnamese
@@lizz9907 didn’t understand it sry
@@sssaym pho has a similar pronounciation to the f word so the joke is that the waitress told the guy to “get the f out of here” but without actually saying the f word
He actually speaks it really well
🚮
ye although some words sounds off, its still understandable
🙏🙏🙏
As a chinese and Vietnamese person i totally understand how that came off🤣
The fact that it was actually a Vietnamese place and not Chinese got me
they laughed harder at what the waitress said than the actual punchline 😂😂😂
It flew over my head so I'm guessing others don't get it either. I know there's some bad blood between both countries, but is that the joke? If so it doesn't seem that funny, but I'm probably not getting it. Please help!!
@@topspot4834 Vietnamese here and I can confirm we have bad bad blood and have been fighting through history since like 200 BC
Lol, this joke is big brain. Cuz the Vietnamese have a dislike for Chinese, and vice versa as well lol, I think. Keep up the good work man, you funny haha 😂😂🤣.
Where did you get this? Most vietnamse are also Chinese, its the Japanese that the Chinese hate and vice versa.
@@chewblacka1915 some Koreans are Chinese too. We still hate them.
I did not know that but now it makes a lot of sense why that Vietnamese girl hated me but liked my Taiwanese friend.
@@chewblacka1915flat out wrong. China occupied Vietnam for 1000 years and now they exert huge political power over the region, had a huge impact on the Vietnam war. And no, Vietnamese are not majority ethnic Chinese.
@@chewblacka1915 kiddo Vietnamese people are most definitely not Chinese, they’re literally two different countries with different cultures and people
We're going for it. New videos every week on the new channel.
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I would've kicked you out myself if I worked there 💀
Let's see
That was such a good setup and punchline. That took me out for a good minute 😂
my mom laughed her head off before I got it lol. Filipinos know all the tea about Asians.
Lol
And that is like...all the tea...
why are the people "Filipinos" but the place "Philippines"
i love how this guy actually responds to his fans / subscribers in the comments… noo negative energy much love and respect 💯louisiana in the building baby love the stand up !!!
He ignored you
@@AntiNuke_ be quiet, he gets a lot of comments and might have missed that
Old time’s sake said “you asked, and you shall receive 🕐✨”
As a Chinese, I confirm his Chinese is quite good
I took one year of Chinese in college I have a very hard time writing in Chinese and since I have no one to speak it to I've lost most of my speaking abilities but I was really happy when I first started learning it so one of my co-workers is Korean normally I don't have a hard time distinguishing what part of Asia most Asian people are from I thought she was Chinese I was 98% positive she was Chinese so we started talking and then I started switching to Chinese and she said a few things back and then I said some more stuff and we were just laughing and having a good time and then when we were done with our lunch she said hey Jimmy I said yes she said you know I'm Korean right I was like 😳😳😳 oh fuck and I was very apologetic
Should've learnt more useful language than Chinese
@@kanishkmair2920 first off I don't regret not one bit any of the languages I have taken I did French for 3 years in high school and in college I wanted to do Chinese and American Sign Language I was told I can only do one four language at a time so I chose Chinese I don't remember a lot but I enjoyed learning it and when I go to China I will use what little knowledge I have to get around
@@Kazeshini6 lol, I meant like JavaScript instead 😂
It might have been easier because half of Korean words originally came from Chinese?
@@HomeschoolVouchers yeah but that's still rather disrespectful and I don't assume all Asian people are Chinese that's very ignorant but I could have sworn she was Chinese I felt so bad smh
That was underrated lmao, we're banned from this viet place now, thx dad...
was pretty bad delivery
do you know what the word underrated means. it needs at least some cultural presence before you decide that presence is underacknowledged.
BING CHILLING DAD🥶🥶🥶
These stand up Comedy shorts rarely make me laugh. This is the 1st time a stand up short made me laugh 😆😆😆. This is very good
"sir this is a Wendy's"
he's speaking Chinese in a Vietnamese restaurant that's the joke.
It’s actually a lot more complex than that. like…. it’s a lot of shit rolled into one well packaged joke.
Wow it’s so much funnier now 🙂
Wow really? I didn't know that. Thank you for telling me
Speaking Chinese is so much harder than understanding it bro I took it for 4 years and I sounded so bad for our oral exams
Were you on your knees?
Haha oral
Just looking at the Chinese language I have always said that a person would have to be an artist just to be able to print their language. I have heard many times people saying that the English language is the hardest to learn, that I do not believe for 1 second!
@@AlanTClark well it depends on what your native language is. Tor most people learning English shouldnt be super difficult. But if you speak let's say Japanese or mandarin or russian even Arabic. All of of those languages are very different English. Those languages as you would expect are also harder for native English speakers to learn to. But those who speak spanish, french,Portuguese,creole or alot of European languages shouldn't have much trouble learning English if they put their mind to it.
Excuse my horrible grammer. I shouldnt be speaking about languages lol.
@@Pizzahutbaby
I live in Canada so I learned our 2nd language which is French, I speak it Very well but not so good at writing it. I would like to learn another language but I don't know what 1 yet.
It’s actually accurate as a person that knows Chinese
He has an accent, but understandable. He Even has a little bit the real northern accent. A lot better than many movie stars’ Chinese in movies. Those, I had no clue what they were saying and needed to read the subtitle.
Was expecting "sir, this is an olive garden".
This was me with German. We speak 4 languages at home (I'm African and we live in Europe so it's not that uncommon for us) but for some reason my parents couldn't believe that I actually learned to speak German. I studied linguistics for 3 years and despite being a straight A student it was only when a family friend from Germany came to visit us and I spoke with them in German that my parents were convinced lol.
Haha! Hard for kids to make parents believe that parents aren't superior in every respect. When my dad got really old, he even thought he was being useful by teaching me how to use a doorknob.
I speak 5 different languages simultaneously. Collectively they're called "English". 😛
@@deusexaethera do you think I'm lying 😀? If you must know I'm Congolese. We speak French and Lingala in Congo (amongst other languages). My family moved to Sweden and that's where I learned English (because it is a mandatory subject in most European schools) and Swedish (because if you live in Sweden you must speak Swedish). Have a good day.
@@ollynolly4592 He's just teasing you by referring to English's background as a language with heavy influences from Latin, French, German, etc. English is a sort of language assembled in very large chunks from multiple other languages rather than uinquely its own ... and that is in fact what makes it uniquely its own, with a vast vocabulary and many more words for slight shadings of meaning.
@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560
Not always, I got over that attitude when I came home one day and my son had our desktop scattered all over his bedroom floor, he was upgrading the hard drive and RAM to make his games faster.
This was still in AOL's heyday.
(Edit) I forgot to include my son was 11 years old when he did that.
The first 4 words are pretty accurate. Very Mainland Chinese style of pronunciation (I’m speaking on behalf Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese point of view.)The last part, most Native speakers might be “ huh? 😟” but knowing the context, some of us might probably get it.
I love dry humor..subscribing. 🤣🤣🤣, you good.
Bro just wanted dumplings
Poor dude ngl
This is super funny to me because i’m actually learning Vietnamese and wanna do this but reverse
I am a native myself, try it on me
Okay don't mind me
Im just here to see if you really answear this person up me
The end is priceless 😂😂😂
The dread of me constantly saying “bing chilling” is slowly starting to dread on me everytime I see something chinese
Man, I can't even say two words in the same tone in English. Cannot fathom learning a language that requires such control
English does.
Think about how many different ways you can say the word "right" in response to someone to imply either that the person you are talking to is correct, that they are an idiot, that you do not understand, that you understand that you were wrong, or to signal that the conversation is over.
@@Ezurial yeah like all languages you just need to practise and have someone correct your pronunciation or teach you the mouth movements. My language teacher used to tell us how to roll our tongues to get the right sounds 😅
@@Ezurial There's a lot of leeway built into those though. I still fuck those inflections up and usually get my point across but even then not always. Then there's the matter of using them vs actually understanding them when used. Using them is easy enough, but picking up on them is much tougher, especially when introducing accents.
“dad we're at mcdonalds“
But the teenager at the register is asian. So order in Chinese.
This is the best thing I've seen all day😂
I've been looking for this video! The first time I watched this I was floored
He said, “waitress, hello…we’d like dumplings”.
In Chinese
That means: hello waiter we want a basket of dumplings😅
Im holding my laugh cuz my wife is asleep. That was one of the best twist ever.
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Saw something similar back in the early eighties. Always remember that many Vietnamese really don't like the Chinese.
Yep we do
The Vietnamese Genz are slowly became more friendly with Chinese
But uhh
The parent still set Chinese people as bad example
can confirm that’s in fact fluent Chinese 😂
What did he say?
@@rigplays1868 “waitress, hello, I would like a dish of dumplings” that’s the literal translation
@@zunip00 thank you
@@rigplays1868 you’re welcome
@@zunip00 why is that a get out of here now term.... what does it "sound" like
The measure unit of 笼 (direct translates to basket) is correct
Because dumplings are often served in bamboo baskets.
You use that measure unit for every other dimsum served in bamboo baskets as well
That was not at all the twist I was expecting 😂
When you said "Chinese" instead of Mandarin or Cantonese I was suspicious
I think most Americans learn Mandarin if they learn Chinese, so it's kinda implied. I might be wrong lol
Suspicious of…? He speaks good Chinese. The joke is they’re in a Vietnamese restaurant, not chinese
Actually pretty spot on. Way to go!
This is oh so relatable, I can’t.
😂😂😂 this joke has so many layers
He had to figure out a way to flex his Chinese skills 😂😂😂😂
"are you Chinese or Japanese" Hank hill lmao
I'M LAOTIAN
"you're from the ocean?"
@@patdevhill3456 so are you Chinese or Japanese?
No am a Vietnam
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I’m gonna be happy when I go to seeing you in crowds like this to a whole crowd of people.
So he said, "Would you like to reach down my trousers." Or "I would like to get into your trousers." They are most definitely banned. Lol
oof
he didnt lol
@@hannahm3517 proof
Bro that's like speaking in japanese to a Chinese person
Oml this was too subtle for my brain. It wasn't till the Vietnamese part I understood
Hahahah
It’s a Vietnamese restaurant! I love this story!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 man I gotta send this to my asian friends
Waitress: "I was born in Detroit..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Dam you are very fluent!
This crowd laughed and had no idea why 🤣