Slow Vs Fast venomous snakes. They're weird.

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  • čas přidán 24. 01. 2024

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  • @amylizard
    @amylizard Před 4 měsíci +11878

    Knocking your face in the window while trying to look cool is such a mood

  • @billysmith5409
    @billysmith5409 Před 4 měsíci +7973

    The sand viper looks like it’s got a single brain cell that bounces around inside its skull like an old screensaver.

    • @leo.mcshizzle.bad.boy.supreme
      @leo.mcshizzle.bad.boy.supreme Před 4 měsíci +753

      When it hits a corner it has a thought

    • @lightfangshadowwolf
      @lightfangshadowwolf Před 4 měsíci +147

      Love how specific this is

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 Před 4 měsíci +57

      @@leo.mcshizzle.bad.boy.supremebeat me to it

    • @darklordofsword
      @darklordofsword Před 4 měsíci +125

      Sand vipers are on the "shared single braincell" rotation with the ginger cats.

    • @AwTickStick
      @AwTickStick Před 4 měsíci +39

      And he experiences a single thought every time it perfectly hits the corner.

  • @angelacunaacuna
    @angelacunaacuna Před 4 měsíci +6123

    The boomslang faceplanting the glass kills me every time

    • @Callmethelamp
      @Callmethelamp  Před 4 měsíci +993

      It makes me laugh every time too, thats why I keep using the clip 😂

    • @cerberus8059
      @cerberus8059 Před 4 měsíci +68

      ​@Callmethelamp , I love the one video with the caption
      target sighted
      I always think of soldier 76 voice line
      " I got you in my sights!"

    • @NTDVNT
      @NTDVNT Před 4 měsíci +33

      I need a compilation immediately 😂

    • @pickjaw
      @pickjaw Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@NTDVNTthey're mostly the same clip.

    • @tiredman99
      @tiredman99 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Same here

  • @CannonKushh
    @CannonKushh Před 4 měsíci +2034

    Boomslang is such a psychopath, I swear he just is contemplating different ways on how to end your life lmao.

    • @FraZzJ
      @FraZzJ Před 4 měsíci +47

      "Next feeding session I'm gonna feed on you."

    • @dannibliss4329
      @dannibliss4329 Před 2 měsíci

      Cool

    • @yeshuagunther4819
      @yeshuagunther4819 Před 21 dnem

      I want him to stop judging me. I feel like I've disappointed a Chinese father I didn't know I had.

  • @Katragine
    @Katragine Před 4 měsíci +2045

    The boomslang slamming into the window in an attempt to off you 😂😂

    • @Harry_Bahlzanya
      @Harry_Bahlzanya Před 4 měsíci +43

      Never gets old not matter how many times I see it

    • @Sterner_stuff
      @Sterner_stuff Před 4 měsíci +9

      Oooh yeah that’ll leave a divit in your fore head

  • @apriljune4852
    @apriljune4852 Před 4 měsíci +1233

    "there's not a lot going on in there"😭😭😭 the lights are on and no one's home

  • @HM4Hill
    @HM4Hill Před 4 měsíci +423

    The Sand Viper's one braincell is fighting for 2nd place

    • @crusadertots
      @crusadertots Před 2 měsíci +1

      This is the best comment, you’re so right. the poor guy 😂

    • @zallah9388
      @zallah9388 Před 2 měsíci +2

      He doesn't look like much of a thinker

    • @HM4Hill
      @HM4Hill Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@zallah9388 no thought just dig

  • @Khamsin-
    @Khamsin- Před 4 měsíci +511

    Tbh the gaboon and rhino viper look very polite

    • @michaelvoorhees5978
      @michaelvoorhees5978 Před 4 měsíci +37

      They are sweet snakes

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator Před 4 měsíci +37

      @@michaelvoorhees5978 just don't get near one unless you have copious amounts of antivenom on hand or a lot of training in how to handle venomous reptiles.

  • @InternalRevenueService69
    @InternalRevenueService69 Před 4 měsíci +360

    Boomslang is the fastest because it has to speedrun a concussion via glass wall.

    • @adamspeiser6449
      @adamspeiser6449 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I feel like that is more of a result of it being the fastest not why it's the fastest. It does win the speed run though for sure

  • @jamespickett5050
    @jamespickett5050 Před 4 měsíci +233

    Every damn video that boomslang smashes his face against the door lol.

  • @gigugage
    @gigugage Před 4 měsíci +118

    Sand viper is the snake equivalent of an orange cat😂

  • @ryanw690
    @ryanw690 Před 4 měsíci +66

    I like how boomslang's defualt setting is violence.

  • @lcoi-3200
    @lcoi-3200 Před 24 dny +9

    Gaboon vipers are one of the fastest strikers on the planet which I think is funny based on how slow they move

  • @rooftopcat1785
    @rooftopcat1785 Před 4 měsíci +67

    The boomslang has had enough.

  • @sergeantassassin3425
    @sergeantassassin3425 Před 4 měsíci +29

    Every. Single. Time.
    That boomslang has a vendetta, always lock the cage.

  • @brockmason2887
    @brockmason2887 Před 4 měsíci +51

    The boomslang is insane 😂😂 never gets old seeing him puff up and bounce off the enclosure 😂

  • @juanitoqueintin5908
    @juanitoqueintin5908 Před 4 měsíci +23

    The boomslang smashing into the window is amazing 😂😂

  • @DenoA.
    @DenoA. Před 24 dny +9

    Bro had something personal with the sand viper

    • @Tredayy559
      @Tredayy559 Před 23 dny

      Lmfaoo there’s nothing going on in there!!

  • @5isalivegaming72
    @5isalivegaming72 Před 4 měsíci +35

    Jesus that boomslang is a mean bastard 😮

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed Před 3 měsíci +4

      I thought snakes weren't that aggressive by default. But I guess every species has its psychotic killers...

    • @5isalivegaming72
      @5isalivegaming72 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @StCreed 9.95 times outta ten snakes will "run" if given the chance, but certain species will have actual aggressive individuals, despite what most people in media claim.
      No idea about wild boomslangs, but I have been actively chased and attacked by a tiny garter snake. Garter snakes in general, in my area, are pretty fuckin mean.
      The black racers we have around here are also hot or cold. Either they are chill, or they're comin out swinging lol.
      All puns intended

  • @zigginzag584
    @zigginzag584 Před 4 měsíci +22

    Boomslang really wants a hug

  • @Harry_Bahlzanya
    @Harry_Bahlzanya Před 4 měsíci +14

    Ole boomslang slapping up against the glass and bouncing off still funny as hell 😹😹😹

  • @charleennoellejanssen8113
    @charleennoellejanssen8113 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Boomslang just casually getting a concussion 😂

  • @definit1on119
    @definit1on119 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Boomslang is full send 24/7 💯

  • @RamminRanch
    @RamminRanch Před 4 měsíci +22

    Lmaoooo the boomslang wasn’t having it on that first recording 😂

  • @jessewoodall7253
    @jessewoodall7253 Před 4 měsíci +10

    I didn't know the gaboon was bouyant. it's one of my favorite snakes. This makes it even better

  • @l-jerszy-l
    @l-jerszy-l Před 4 měsíci +28

    That gaboon just chillin🤣

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy Před 4 měsíci +33

    I looooove gaboon vipers. Idk what it is, they just look so damn cool, and the way the move is so funny. I’ve never heard of the rhino viper but it looks gorgeous 🥹

  • @eugenehatin.420
    @eugenehatin.420 Před 4 měsíci +3

    That boomslang clip maybe the funniest snake clip I’ve ever seen 😂 makes me laugh every single time 😂😂

  • @breakevensiren1310
    @breakevensiren1310 Před 4 měsíci +8

    The boomslang is ridiculous, it’s the smash into the glass and then the fly to the side that kills me😂😂😂😂

  • @hannahwhite7227
    @hannahwhite7227 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’ll never get tired of the boomslang hitting the glass in an attempt to attack 😂😂

  • @kdn4542
    @kdn4542 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The green snake made flinch so hard at the beginning 😂

  • @MrKnew
    @MrKnew Před 4 měsíci +7

    I can’t imagine living where Boomslangs R native. Those things are absolutely the most aggressive species of snake I have ever seen anyone talk about, the thing strikes at the slightest hint of a shadow. 😅

    • @willsleavin477
      @willsleavin477 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Idk what’s up with this video. Boomslangs are incredibly decile and rarely bite humans. Also they’re rear fanged so they have to really bite the venom in, so you need to get bitten real good to actually get a dose of venom

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon Před 2 měsíci

      You barely encounter them.

  • @cobyveron
    @cobyveron Před 24 dny +7

    Goofy Gaboon😅

  • @user-qg6fm2nb2y
    @user-qg6fm2nb2y Před 22 dny +5

    Goofy gaboons are so creepy with that crawl. And the fact that it can strike so fast. 😮

  • @thehairycucumber7919
    @thehairycucumber7919 Před 23 dny +5

    I dont know why but the boomslang is just derpy af to me even though its terrifying

  • @Msmithjonesraven
    @Msmithjonesraven Před 2 měsíci +1

    Boomslang is 24/7 mood to throw hands.

  • @colby7625
    @colby7625 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Favorites are Judgemental shoelace, Belligerent ziptie, and of course OG Lil Man.

  • @foxtrotknowsbest1804
    @foxtrotknowsbest1804 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Gaboon: chilling*
    Boomslang: MURDER!!
    Sand viper:

  • @coolbreeze369jc
    @coolbreeze369jc Před 22 dny +4

    Imagine forgetting you have a snake out of its enclosure and you have to legit go through every room til you find it.

    • @AbdanGokil
      @AbdanGokil Před 22 dny

      That's really a nightmare 😢

  • @charlesvon155
    @charlesvon155 Před 25 dny +2

    I mean gaboon vipers may casually move around slowly but their strike is so fast you can’t see it with the human eye. One second it’s coiled up in a strike position, the next you’ve got 2 separate 2 inch holes & an emergency room trip.

  • @Biketunerfy
    @Biketunerfy Před 4 měsíci +3

    Gaboons are probably one of the most beautiful snakes in the world and hold the record for the longest fangs in the world.

  • @bradycarfagna1376
    @bradycarfagna1376 Před 4 měsíci +49

    I swear this boomslang probably gives itself brain damage 50 times a day
    Wow I did not expect this to blow up tysm for 41 likes

  • @nickh495
    @nickh495 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Am I the only one that when I see the boomslang turn its head to look at you gets Jurassic Park vibes? I mean seriously it reminds me almost every time of scenes when the Rex would realize someone is there and just turns that massive head and you get that sense of murderous intent!

  • @Ballpython_love
    @Ballpython_love Před 2 měsíci +1

    I’m obseeed with the gaboon viper inchworm movement it’s so cuteee

  • @jellyowl2644
    @jellyowl2644 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Boomslangs are terrifying, they are fast AND make you bleed from every orifice

  • @rb2k196
    @rb2k196 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Sand vipers look like someone tried to construct a sock puppet snake from memory 😂

  • @Insane_One
    @Insane_One Před 4 měsíci +1

    The sand viper looks like it has two brain cells fighting like hell for third place

  • @Chu_Nyanning
    @Chu_Nyanning Před 4 měsíci +1

    Sand viper: no thoughts. Just gimme food.

  • @joyadubale2536
    @joyadubale2536 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "I mean look at that head💀. There's not a lot going on in there💀"
    -That hit hard

  • @Toast_likes_Bread
    @Toast_likes_Bread Před 4 měsíci +1

    Buoyant Boi is my new favorate phrase

  • @JustALazyBoo
    @JustALazyBoo Před 4 měsíci +7

    Why do I want a gaboon viper now that I see how they move

  • @jroy6172
    @jroy6172 Před 4 měsíci

    That Boombslang jump scare directy at the glass is just *chef's kiss*

  • @shakedmar9804
    @shakedmar9804 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm surprised that this particular Gaboon Viper is so slow, considering he has the markings of an Airbending Master.

  • @pandy3466
    @pandy3466 Před 4 měsíci +1

    god i love the gaboon so much, it looks so cute when it moves, like it has little legs and its moving so slowly 🥺 such a pretty snek

  • @supernewuser
    @supernewuser Před 4 měsíci +1

    that first snake looks friendly lol

  • @ktkt9982
    @ktkt9982 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hahahaha
    I love the chill Sand viper
    He/She looks like my kind of snake 😊

  • @iseeyousworld
    @iseeyousworld Před 18 hodinami

    Boomslang giving itself a concussion every time while trying to end you will never not be funny 😭

  • @adamspeiser6449
    @adamspeiser6449 Před 4 měsíci

    That Boomslang did show off its speed, and in the most hilarious way possible

  • @shinigamiusagi4463
    @shinigamiusagi4463 Před 28 dny +1

    I need you to finish that last parcel. It sounded really important.

  • @kingcosworth2643
    @kingcosworth2643 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Glad you aren't forgetting the Inland Taipan

  • @MoT_Compliance_Officer

    I love it when the boomslang tries to strike at you and just bounces off the glass 😂

  • @NightL3gacy47
    @NightL3gacy47 Před měsícem

    The boomslang concussing himself against the glass every time has me rolling😂💀

  • @scrappydoo7887
    @scrappydoo7887 Před 3 měsíci

    That undulating movement of the gaboon viper was beautiful

  • @reprimand33
    @reprimand33 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Get a green mamba to compliment the boomslang

  • @EMC1721
    @EMC1721 Před 3 měsíci

    Gaboon vipers are my favorite. They are so chunky and their patterns are beautiful

  • @teagenthetiefling5296
    @teagenthetiefling5296 Před měsícem

    I love gaboon vipers. They look cool, they have a signature walk, and somehow they seem chill.

  • @ForIAmTheGodYato
    @ForIAmTheGodYato Před 4 měsíci +4

    the boomslang in so ✨iconic✨💅👑

  • @redenvy649
    @redenvy649 Před 3 měsíci

    Gaboon vipers are one of the most beautiful snakes I've ever seen.

  • @Simmi_B
    @Simmi_B Před 3 měsíci +1

    I screamed when the green snake hit the glass😭

  • @-LeAh-7
    @-LeAh-7 Před 3 měsíci

    “They’re buoyant boys” got me 😂

  • @valariemeltzer1059
    @valariemeltzer1059 Před 4 měsíci

    It's funny to watch a gaboon crawl because if you watch their lower patterns it'll look exactly like a caterpillar moving along.

  • @imogenpowell2165
    @imogenpowell2165 Před 4 měsíci +1

    That boomslang during the into actually scared me😂

  • @xHellBoundZ0
    @xHellBoundZ0 Před 4 měsíci

    Im not a fan of snakes but i cant resist watching the boomslang faceplant the glass every change it gets 😂 its missin most of its brain cells at this point

  • @Hismastiff
    @Hismastiff Před 3 měsíci

    I dont know why but most of these little guys are adorable

  • @minerexsss
    @minerexsss Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Buoyant bois" lol-

  • @SirKolass
    @SirKolass Před 3 měsíci

    Boomslang staring at him like *"I'll get you someday, I will."*

  • @levinaroronora1360
    @levinaroronora1360 Před 4 měsíci

    Sand vipers is like : what are u lookin at
    So adorable

  • @williamstoneman6977
    @williamstoneman6977 Před 4 měsíci

    I love hog gaboon vipers move. They are adorable

  • @RXD_BB
    @RXD_BB Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Even out there with the black-"
    Wh-
    "Mamba"
    Ooh

  • @spartoninga
    @spartoninga Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bro got so choked up on the last one he couldn’t even get his words out 😂

  • @brytonmassie
    @brytonmassie Před 3 měsíci

    Gaboon Vipers are my favorite, they're such a calm snake for something so deadly.

  • @joshuab8011
    @joshuab8011 Před 3 měsíci

    After seeing your other video yesterday. Looking closely at the Gaboon I just noticed how amazing it’s patterns and shapes are on its body. I didn’t realize it was so intricate and good looking. Very cool natural outfit it’s got there.

  • @rogerm4959
    @rogerm4959 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The look on Boomerangs face...😢

  • @admiralkizarusambassador3493

    The boomslang has no business being that overpowered

  • @nerdyali4154
    @nerdyali4154 Před 4 měsíci

    Boomslangs are chilled, really. We had a few that lived in the creepers and flower beds around the verandah. Hardly ever saw them and they never bothered us.

  • @baitforbaitards775
    @baitforbaitards775 Před 4 měsíci

    Boomslangs are so cool, also worth noting they are very silly land eel looking babies.

  • @aprilsanchez614
    @aprilsanchez614 Před 3 měsíci

    I literally jumped out of mu own skin 😂 he scared me! Gaboon Viper is one of my absolute favorites. Of course i love snakes so i have many favorites but wow. Such a gorgeous snake!

  • @epikbaconb9780
    @epikbaconb9780 Před 3 měsíci

    That hit on the glass really got me rollin🤣

  • @ZaraTheCapybara11
    @ZaraTheCapybara11 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This snake is the most venomous snake in the continent of Africa
    Him: Perfect pet

  • @truckinconvoy7312
    @truckinconvoy7312 Před 3 měsíci

    I wonder if Mr Boomslang ever gets headaches from having their murder attempts foiled by the glass

  • @koifur7379
    @koifur7379 Před 3 měsíci

    The boomslang made me actually aggresivly flinch

  • @MatNichols-iz9dy
    @MatNichols-iz9dy Před 4 měsíci

    Omg all of them are so cute!

  • @DuskVA-jb2gl
    @DuskVA-jb2gl Před 2 měsíci

    The boomslang has one brain cells and I love it

  • @Mountain.man85
    @Mountain.man85 Před měsícem

    The dang boomslang just seems pissed at all times lol.

  • @chiarapaganini205
    @chiarapaganini205 Před 4 měsíci

    The Gaboon viper is so so so cute and soft🤪🤪😍😍
    Adorable!!!!

  • @Vidar93
    @Vidar93 Před 2 měsíci

    ive seen dozens of videos of the Gabon and I still cannot get over how it looks when it moves. Most snakes just seem to effortlessly glide across surfaces but the Gaboon looks like it has several dozen little legs and "walks" instead of slithers lol

  • @drama-anticsFMV
    @drama-anticsFMV Před 3 měsíci

    The green snake scared tf out of me, I lost my soul for a second 😭😭

  • @addisontaveirne
    @addisontaveirne Před 4 měsíci

    Bloomslag : hits face Godzilla : HAS A STROKE AND FLIPPING DIES

  • @ThirdEyeAngel
    @ThirdEyeAngel Před 3 měsíci

    Beautiful reptiles. Looks like you take really good care of them

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 Před 4 měsíci

    Sand Viper looks like it's got the sorting algorithm video playing on full blast