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Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know - Late Show with David Letterman

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  • čas přidán 3. 01. 2011
  • Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know from the Late Show with David Letterman. Air Date June 30, 2004.

Komentáře • 72

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Před 2 lety +29

    Back in the 80's he did this and my FAVORITE tourist tip was: "Never LEND your Chapstick to someone at the bus station."

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 Před 2 lety +15

    "If you smoke in a bar, mayor Bloomberg will kick you in the nuts!" LMAO!!!!!

    • @Mr.56Goldtop
      @Mr.56Goldtop Před 2 lety

      Somebody needs to kick HIM in the nuts, if he has any!

  • @MMMarvelous
    @MMMarvelous Před 2 lety +13

    I can't believe Dave didn't stop & talk to #5 a little more or bring him back. Sounded like he was on helium.

  • @chuckstroud1410
    @chuckstroud1410 Před 2 lety +32

    God I miss Letterman.

  • @jhboob
    @jhboob Před 2 lety +7

    The baseball cap and shorts combo is a dead giveaway.

  • @donaldcrabbe7404
    @donaldcrabbe7404 Před 2 lety +3

    This is the reason I, now, get to bed, early. Miss David.

  • @Patrick0Ames
    @Patrick0Ames Před 11 lety +25

    Ha! You could tell it took Letterman everything he had not to say something.

  • @orton220
    @orton220 Před 12 lety +20

    WTF was with the "guy" at 2:13. Did he just breathe in helium before the show?

  • @codyclaeys2008
    @codyclaeys2008 Před 2 lety +2

    I sometimes think that number one is less funny than the rest of them 🤣

  • @pas4865
    @pas4865 Před 2 lety +2

    This will probably blow up

  • @kenowens9021
    @kenowens9021 Před 5 lety +18

    Number 11: Always look down. You don't know what's down there.

  • @frankie3041
    @frankie3041 Před 2 lety +7

    And those were the slimmest guys they could find.

  • @zygas25
    @zygas25 Před 12 lety +6

    half of these are so true...

  • @andrewpetik2034
    @andrewpetik2034 Před 2 lety +5

    It is now 2022 and I don't think tourists are spending 16 billion dollars in NY anymore 😕

    • @williamladd8665
      @williamladd8665 Před 2 lety +3

      Don't forget, it takes 1/3 the tourists to reach the number now...

    • @andrewpetik2034
      @andrewpetik2034 Před 2 lety

      @@williamladd8665
      I have taken that into consideration and I believe that with overamped restrictions and increased crime rates in most larger cities, people are staying away in droves.
      I miss a lot of things about my beloved Chicago but I have no desire to go back. I hear NY is even worse.

    • @cinemaparadiso5402
      @cinemaparadiso5402 Před 2 lety +1

      New York can do much more to attract tourists ..

    • @bobbywoods684
      @bobbywoods684 Před 2 lety

      We went there in 2017. A sewer. If you live there, you deserve everything that will happen to you.

    • @gregamerson9172
      @gregamerson9172 Před 2 lety

      There ain't 16 billion in tourism In the entire US anymore. Inflation has it all. Fk u very much JOE

  • @The_Daily_Tomato
    @The_Daily_Tomato Před 12 lety +2

    Il remember that.

  • @iamsancho55
    @iamsancho55 Před 11 lety +4

    How is that a 9-11 joke? Good god...

  • @KelleneHubbard-dz4gt
    @KelleneHubbard-dz4gt Před 11 měsíci

    Well at least he is Still Alive ❤

  • @robc.5745
    @robc.5745 Před 2 lety +2

    You forgot to get a Yankees hat.

  • @Enid2Sacramento
    @Enid2Sacramento Před 2 lety +1

    Back in his glory days...

  • @Mr.56Goldtop
    @Mr.56Goldtop Před 2 lety +8

    The number one tourist tip to NYC is , DON'T GO THERE!!

  • @TwoEuroCoyne
    @TwoEuroCoyne Před 12 lety +5

    Half Of Them Are From The Souh. I Expected Them To be Irish Or French .

  • @johnnynbk
    @johnnynbk Před 3 měsíci

    2 out of 10 tourists have on red shirts and khaki shorts

  • @brotheldan2009
    @brotheldan2009 Před 10 měsíci

    OMG the bootleg spider man movie was so funny

  • @AlbPerNil
    @AlbPerNil Před 2 lety

    2:07

  • @2fast4uspartan
    @2fast4uspartan Před 11 lety +10

    this seems more like something aired in 1994

  • @KingR098
    @KingR098 Před 11 lety +2

    'Murrica

  • @davetoffen7944
    @davetoffen7944 Před 2 lety

    Hilarious 😂

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet Před 2 lety +1

    #1 😄🤣

  • @yohomiez101
    @yohomiez101 Před 11 lety

    How some New Yorkers pronounce Greenwich Village: Greenich Village.

  • @cinemaparadiso5402
    @cinemaparadiso5402 Před 2 lety +1

    Can some explain the Spiderman 2 joke?

    • @GabrielWilsonCollins
      @GabrielWilsonCollins Před 2 lety +1

      Sometimes people sell bootleg DVD's on the street. People go into theaters and record the film then burn them on to DVD's.

    • @frankbeans5921
      @frankbeans5921 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s wasn’t the bit.
      The joke was his voice 😂
      Letterman did his best to contain himself.

    • @mikelehman37
      @mikelehman37 Před 2 lety +2

      @@frankbeans5921 I was there, that was his real voice.

  • @brycelandon6387
    @brycelandon6387 Před 4 lety +1

    What was so funny about #5?

    • @saltenya94
      @saltenya94 Před 3 lety +8

      It's a "bootleg" joke.... Spider Man 2 movie premiered at the movie theater yesterday. But the next day it's already bootlegged onto VHS on the streets of NYC!

    • @brotheldan2009
      @brotheldan2009 Před 2 lety +2

      his voice

  • @yohomiez101
    @yohomiez101 Před 11 lety +1

    How I pronounce it: Green-wich village

  • @danjohnston3422
    @danjohnston3422 Před rokem

    Nice thumbnail. Way to step on the punchline.

  • @FlowSense544
    @FlowSense544 Před 11 lety +2

    and white...lol.

  • @jrnumex9286
    @jrnumex9286 Před 2 lety

    don't need to know any, not going. i like the broadway shows on macy's TG day parade though.

  • @williamchafe8824
    @williamchafe8824 Před 2 lety

    Did they try to find the fattest tourists?

  • @SoLazy100
    @SoLazy100 Před 12 lety

    any good looking people?

  • @FFIrish23
    @FFIrish23 Před 12 lety

    #9 if that was a 9-11 joke thats not fuckin funny

  • @looper9264
    @looper9264 Před 2 lety +1

    Paul Schaefer, the worst side-kick in the history of television.

    • @joshuabrooks4907
      @joshuabrooks4907 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm sure your dad feels the same way about your mom.

    • @gregamerson9172
      @gregamerson9172 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joshuabrooks4907 watch it boy.
      Mama jokes can git yr ASS WHOPPED😳😤😤

    • @seanluke3052
      @seanluke3052 Před 2 lety +3

      Paul Schaefer, easily the greatest talk show bandleader in the history of television. His talent and record were legendary (as is his collection of synthesizers). Look up his involvement in developing the Blues Brothers sometime.

  • @slapshot68
    @slapshot68 Před 2 lety +1

    NYC now is an absolute joke now it’s not even funny!

  • @rolandkaighn7339
    @rolandkaighn7339 Před 2 lety

    Who would volunterily go to ny it's a 24 hour toilet

  • @bobbywoods684
    @bobbywoods684 Před 2 lety

    Ok, I'll axe it- where oh where are the minorities? Whole show delegitimized.

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 Před 2 lety

    Not funny