The Long Island Match Maker (a soft spoken Comedy ASMR video)

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  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 Před 9 měsíci +619

    “Is this your baby?” “No” “do you want one?” Is a WILD pickup line, I respect that kind of go getter energy

  • @bethany5527
    @bethany5527 Před 10 měsíci +908

    im a lesbian but i took every bachelor suggestion seriously thank you gina youve found me the love of my life

    • @claudiabloom9315
      @claudiabloom9315 Před 10 měsíci +37

      same I’m going to take these bachelors into consideration 😍

    • @Anon-tb4pw
      @Anon-tb4pw Před 10 měsíci +9

      me too :))

    • @curlyhairblacklilacs
      @curlyhairblacklilacs Před 8 měsíci +14

      Fingers crossed it was Craig and you also hate tomatoes 🤞🏽🍅

    • @sadnuggett
      @sadnuggett Před 3 měsíci +3

      lesbians loving caroline is not what i expected but something i am on board with

  • @gcha4207
    @gcha4207 Před 10 měsíci +298

    Not a joke, but the baby story reminded me of this, my MIL was born and her father was never around, raised by a single mom. At only 5 weeks old in the south her mom would put her outside in a crib on the porch by herself because that's just what people did with babies. A man walks by and hears a baby making sounds, goes up and sees her and then knocks on the front door. Her mom comes to the door, the man introduces himself and says, "sorry, I just needed to see how gorgeous of a woman you must be to make such an adorable baby" they started dating and he eventually married her, adopted my MIL and they had even more kids together. They were married for many decades until she passed away just a few years ago. My MIL always jokes about how she set her parents up at only 5 weeks old

    • @annafluellen6730
      @annafluellen6730 Před 9 měsíci +22

      What a wonderful story.

    • @casy6203
      @casy6203 Před 9 měsíci +6

      What a beautiful story, thanks for sharing🥰

    • @audyo14
      @audyo14 Před 5 měsíci +2

      This is so human

  • @hannah5849
    @hannah5849 Před 10 měsíci +1468

    I stopped watching pride and prejudice for this

    • @carolineeasom
      @carolineeasom  Před 10 měsíci +192

      I hope you like it!

    • @prayedandslayed
      @prayedandslayed Před 10 měsíci +104

      THATS A BIG DEALLL OMGGG watching pride and prejudice is like my TOP PRIORITY so I get this comment so much

    • @lmsxo
      @lmsxo Před 10 měsíci +27

      She's gonna help you find your Mr Vinny

    • @LoboMendez1
      @LoboMendez1 Před 10 měsíci +37

      The movie with Kiera knightly or the series with Colin firth? Either way.... Not lightly done.

    • @margaretforsey7763
      @margaretforsey7763 Před 9 měsíci +11

      If only Lydia had had the services of the Long Island Matchmaker! But, then, maybe Darcy and Elizabeth would never have gotten together.

  • @atkgg
    @atkgg Před 10 měsíci +927

    I'm dying😂 while listening to this on my drive home I got rear ended....by a young man...who gave me his phone number. The Long Island matchmaker strikes again!

    • @luciag4786
      @luciag4786 Před 10 měsíci +43

      No wayyyyyy! That’s crazy!

    • @splendidsimp
      @splendidsimp Před 10 měsíci +32

      Isnt giving each other your insurance and number a normal thing to happen in crashes??

    • @atkgg
      @atkgg Před 10 měsíci +70

      @splendidsimp it's a joke 🫠

    • @littlemrsmods7998
      @littlemrsmods7998 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Bro?? You should not be listening to asmr while driving

    • @atkgg
      @atkgg Před 10 měsíci +73

      @littlemrsmods7998 some of us don't use asmr to sleep, we use it to keep us calm in rush hour traffic 🙃

  • @montanathestate
    @montanathestate Před 10 měsíci +683

    giving big millionaire matchmaker vibes and i’m loving it

  • @phoeeb_e
    @phoeeb_e Před 10 měsíci +35

    'eats lots of granola' and 'hates music' had me in tearrssss

  • @awj611
    @awj611 Před 10 měsíci +145

    unpopular opinion but i love the background noise. someone w anxiety it helps make it feel more real. so thank you for NOT cutting that out ❤️

  • @averyopalka4484
    @averyopalka4484 Před 10 měsíci +591

    I am just tucked into bed now PERFECT timing thank you

    • @QueenAves
      @QueenAves Před 10 měsíci +1

      Omg we have the same name

    • @matcha.addict4139
      @matcha.addict4139 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@QueenAvesnetizen shocked that billions of people name their children

    • @P3bbl3
      @P3bbl3 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@matcha.addict4139shhhhhhhh let people be happy shhhhh

  • @justjessica393
    @justjessica393 Před 10 měsíci +221

    I feel like Gina's aunt is the lady who really loves those gawjeous curtains and I am completely here for it

    • @margaretforsey7763
      @margaretforsey7763 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Hahah Yes!

    • @caitlinjohnson2928
      @caitlinjohnson2928 Před 10 měsíci +18

      Ahaha! I love that reference popping up! “They’re just so pretty!”

    • @christina8911
      @christina8911 Před 9 měsíci +14

      😂😂 she had to get them for the spring and summer

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Před 21 dnem

      😂😂 close but not quite. Her name was Blanche and has a central Rhode Island accent, from the region with lots of Italian-Americans.

  • @peepo2560
    @peepo2560 Před 7 měsíci +19

    I'm a New Yorker and I feel SEEN, ACKNOWLEDGED, REPRESENTED, HONORED... I could go on ❤️

  • @mglouise97
    @mglouise97 Před 10 měsíci +367

    I love comedy ASMR. I'm here for the tingles and the giggles

  • @florzinharebi2134
    @florzinharebi2134 Před 10 měsíci +257

    Omg the uncle story is amazing HAHAHAHAHA I absolutely adored this roleplay, you are indeed born to be a matchmaker

  • @Juicylucy510
    @Juicylucy510 Před 10 měsíci +53

    My fiancé died 3 months ago and now I don’t look forward to many things. But this I am looking forward to. Thank u. Great concept.

    • @katarinaroman8392
      @katarinaroman8392 Před 10 měsíci +22

      Hey, I know I'm just some random person on the internet, but I want you know how much my heart aches for you. I cannot imagine what you must be going through right now... I hope you have a good support system to lean on during this time. And I hope you can start to find small things in life to look forward to again soon.

  • @BKupchuck57
    @BKupchuck57 Před 10 měsíci +17

    the struggling with the binder, the typing one handed, the quiz questions... this is a RIOT

  • @fratboyz5547
    @fratboyz5547 Před 10 měsíci +153

    i have been LOVING the recent asmr videos

  • @DiZoSoMom
    @DiZoSoMom Před 10 měsíci +178

    Just snuggled into bed and SQUEALED Bc I was so happy to see a new silly ASMR from you! You’re my absolute fave ASMRtist! My daughter found you on insta a while back (maybe around a year ago?) and we adore you!!

  • @soronprfrbs
    @soronprfrbs Před 10 měsíci +68

    You have a great 'unintentional ASMR' vibe which I appreciate very much. You're also funny as hell. Come for the tingles, stay for the goofs!

    • @NovaPearl58
      @NovaPearl58 Před 10 měsíci +4

      That's definitely how she started this lol

  • @haidynwilliams5392
    @haidynwilliams5392 Před 10 měsíci +30

    the titanic question 😭😭😭

  • @jackrussel999
    @jackrussel999 Před 10 měsíci +23

    I hope we get a part II of the LI Matchmarker so we can debrief about our dayes and see what else she has in store for us 😂

  • @lexieb6452
    @lexieb6452 Před 10 měsíci +69

    Your talent is incredible Caroline! Love all the characters you come up with!!

  • @melodiczombie
    @melodiczombie Před 10 měsíci +25

    The granola bit cracked me up but honestly that word sounded amazing in this accent 😂

  • @nevebrown9206
    @nevebrown9206 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I am begging for this to become a series

  • @alextherobot456
    @alextherobot456 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Loving the OceanGate reference 😂

  • @umbellicalchick5635
    @umbellicalchick5635 Před 8 měsíci +13

    I want an hour of just going through success stories lol

  • @_cas985_
    @_cas985_ Před 10 měsíci +69

    i love that you’re leaning into longer comedy asmr videos. you’re my favorite! falling asleep to your shorts isn’t the same as a long video :) thank you❤

    • @P3bbl3
      @P3bbl3 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Holy shit slimecicle fan spotted??

    • @_cas985_
      @_cas985_ Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@P3bbl3 HOLY SHIT A N O T H E R SLIME FAN SPOTTED??

  • @moni-ze9dq
    @moni-ze9dq Před 10 měsíci +33

    This video is hilarious and I found myself seriously considering the questions lol. Once again, brush on the coffee pod is a phenomenal trigger! The face brushing in the second half is so relaxing, having trouble keeping awake…

  • @angelite7416
    @angelite7416 Před 10 měsíci +7

    It’s giving ‘Long Island Medium’ lol! Haven’t seen Long Island since I left for school in August, but I find this very comforting

  • @onbee1114
    @onbee1114 Před 10 měsíci +62

    Everything about this is fantastic. Not even done with the video but the ghost question made me outwardly laugh sitting here by myself

  • @camichsoda
    @camichsoda Před 10 měsíci +10

    i just LOVE caroline's videos because, in a way, they're not supposed to be asmr but they're still so relaxing and YET i find myself giggling out of nowhere because she said something close to outrageous and i just love it

  • @cassidy6257
    @cassidy6257 Před 10 měsíci +19

    I love this! I’m totally willing to watch like 10 more parts of this character

  • @cephalopodder
    @cephalopodder Před 10 měsíci +7

    As an islander I was wholeheartedly expecting to find this incredibly grating, but it was quite nice

  • @emilllllllllllliiiii
    @emilllllllllllliiiii Před 10 měsíci +23

    I love that there is actually pretty solid advice sprinkled in !!! You’re doing amazing !!!!!!! A new fav for me for sure !

  • @Haley__Mae
    @Haley__Mae Před 10 měsíci +87

    I was just about to wind down from the day and got excited to see that you had posted. I love comedic asmr, and even tho you just started a few months ago, you're already one of my favorite channels! I can't wait to enjoy this video and the future ones to come, love your videos!

    • @carolineeasom
      @carolineeasom  Před 10 měsíci +44

      Thank you so much for watching! I’ve been making comedy content for over 3 years mostly on TikTok, but CZcams is all new to me. I’m having a lot of fun trying new things and im so flattered by the response. People have been so kind here.

    • @Haley__Mae
      @Haley__Mae Před 10 měsíci +7

      @carolineeasom oh I didn't you were on tiktok, I've now followed you on there. I really like your content here on youtube (the non-asmr videos as well), so I'm sure I'll enjoy it! even tho you only have a few asmr videos here on youtube, I enjoy every one of them and can't wait for more. You really deserve all the kind comments you get, and I hope you'll have lots more fun trying something new here on youtube cause you're already making great videos :)

  • @ChickenSpider13
    @ChickenSpider13 Před 8 měsíci +4

    21:13 "I can work with a 7." Im dead 💀

  • @toriw535
    @toriw535 Před 10 měsíci +10

    "This pizza with no cheese" lol😂

  • @familyofstars
    @familyofstars Před 9 měsíci +5

    Girl, you are a comedic genius! Who knew that could be so relaxing? I love your videos!!!

  • @katiebug_asmr
    @katiebug_asmr Před 9 měsíci +5

    Thw buffet question caught me off guard and I'm laughing out loud 😂

  • @MandyRuff
    @MandyRuff Před 10 měsíci +16

    I LOVE this!!! Stumbled on accident and oh my goodness… you seem so naturally delicate and loving, and then on top of it this voice and character!- I’ve been mesmerized. Plz keep ‘em coming, you’re amazing!

  • @StunningHistory
    @StunningHistory Před 10 měsíci +74

    Is this all improv or do you have an outline? Either way you’re a natural storyteller!

  • @knicholsch
    @knicholsch Před 10 měsíci +4

    Love this! I love the low fi, real vibe. Miss these types of ASMR videos!

  • @eshiadeserriere8913
    @eshiadeserriere8913 Před 10 měsíci +20

    I’m SO glad you started doing actual (but still very silly) ASMR!

  • @ASMRKay_
    @ASMRKay_ Před 10 měsíci +14

    The attention to detail in your story lines is top notch!

  • @libbyelwick8814
    @libbyelwick8814 Před 10 měsíci +13

    This accent is everything for me!! The white rabbit asmr does an awesome one too, tingles me the most ❤

    • @yasminerobinson4220
      @yasminerobinson4220 Před 10 měsíci +1

      omg I love that channel!! This kind of accent is just so good for ASMR haha

  • @saradenbleyker6075
    @saradenbleyker6075 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Okay, but is the jello pool one big mass of jello? Or is it like a bunch of jello cubes?? This greatly impacts my answer. 😭

  • @LaraParallel
    @LaraParallel Před 10 měsíci +7

    Most unrealistic part of this is the Krispy Kreme reference 😂 Long Island is Dunkin territory for better or worse (mostly worst)

  • @stephisme3282
    @stephisme3282 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I just discovered your channel! You are THE BEST! Love that you speak in a non-whispered but beautifully soft voice….oh, the tingles! Totally my new fave! Thank you ❤️

  • @frogsites
    @frogsites Před 10 měsíci +1

    You have no idea how excited i was when I saw that you posted this because the past few nights ive watched your asmr videos over and over to the point where i can almost repeat your words so I needed this.

  • @nadziejaewelina797
    @nadziejaewelina797 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I've watched this four times because the comedy is gold but your voice is *so* relaxing. Also loving this character, kept me genuinely captivated throughout the whole video.

  • @Hymnbyrgyr
    @Hymnbyrgyr Před 10 měsíci +5

    As a Long Island native, very nice job on the accent 😂

  • @chantellemartin4808
    @chantellemartin4808 Před 7 měsíci +2

    need another video like this , I cant stop coming back 😂

  • @user-eh7wy9ne8p
    @user-eh7wy9ne8p Před 10 měsíci +8

    thank god you are posting regularly! after watching your Academic Counselor skit, I checked out your ASMR playlist and seeing that there were only 5 made me sad. Your videos don't make me 'laugh' per se, but they are quirky enough to keep my attention and calming enough to... well, calm me down. keep going sis!

  • @14THEPINKPANTHER
    @14THEPINKPANTHER Před 8 měsíci +2

    I subbed for this character. Long Island accent gives me so many tingles. This is everything. Please bring Gina back!!!!

  • @Grace-s
    @Grace-s Před 10 měsíci +6

    these videos are too good. i can't stop watching them 😭

  • @Cthulus_left_tentacle
    @Cthulus_left_tentacle Před 5 měsíci +3

    Me, an Italian who lives off of tomato dishes, loves to swim, and has had her fair share of mamas boys: "Gina please don't make me meet these men."

  • @magicalcatbean
    @magicalcatbean Před 10 měsíci +2

    i love that you've started to include asmr because your other videos have such a calming vibe 🤍

  • @User_nothing522
    @User_nothing522 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I ve been looking for this kind of asmr for all my life

  • @lizziedallas
    @lizziedallas Před 10 měsíci +7

    this is so fun - I love the k-cup brushing! you give a lot of good advice in your videos and i always find myself in a better mood after watching :) thanks for another great asmr!

  • @lovelyasduck4476
    @lovelyasduck4476 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I'm so happy you're doing longer form asmr videos! This is amazing

  • @allierey255
    @allierey255 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Honestly these where solid questions 🧐 I strongly agree that Gina will find me love 10/10 the logic is 100% 😂😂 I love it

  • @cerys8323
    @cerys8323 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I’m not even taking the piss I think I started lucid dreaming to this video at 4am

  • @Aklyavee
    @Aklyavee Před 10 měsíci +1

    I’ve watched so many of your TikToks (big fan lol) love the short videos, but I’m also so glad that you’ve been posting these longer ASMR videos! Your voice is so good for it :)

  • @jessicadutridge9882
    @jessicadutridge9882 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The "dry granola" couple literally have me in tears. Where does this shit come from??? I'm so jealous. Lmao

  • @domtom010
    @domtom010 Před 10 měsíci +16

    The literal excitement I feel when I see you’ve posted a new vid 😤🤩🥳
    You did NOT just quote Scrubs. Caroline, on behalf of the black community, I hereby bestow upon you a lifetime pass to the cookout. 🤜🏾

  • @bellaphelan6013
    @bellaphelan6013 Před 10 měsíci +5

    perfect timing as i moved back home to long island 😝 i am such a fan of yours 💚 wholeheartedly love your work 🌬️💞

  • @hornalla666
    @hornalla666 Před 10 měsíci +10

    You are so funny and your voice is so relaxing. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

  • @MGRTZ
    @MGRTZ Před 6 měsíci +4

    28:26
    Bookmarking for myself - this is a bit much, but have been playing this section for myself a lot recently and legit have found these gentle but firm words of instruction helpful getting out of bed the last few days, like this is my own personal daily motivation.
    Idk what it is specifically that works, but the calm direction w your humour has genuinely helped me get out the front door.
    Need me a Long Island life coach 🥲

  • @trollingmermaids
    @trollingmermaids Před 10 měsíci +2

    Comedy ASMR is my fave, so glad youre doing more of these. Started watching you on tiktok a few months ago and glad i found you on here 😂❤

  • @cristalbush7932
    @cristalbush7932 Před 10 měsíci

    Omg this is amazing! I just found your comedy channel recently and I loved it! I got tingles from the reels n tick tocks so I watched them over n over. So I am sooo beyond excited that you have a long video on CZcams! U have a fan forever! You’re too hilarious 🤣

  • @user-cp5ii9bi9h
    @user-cp5ii9bi9h Před 9 měsíci +2

    Dude I had no idea you did comedy asmr too!!! This makes me happy as hell cause like, I’m not tryna sleep or anything rn, but I do wanna rest my eyes and giggle

  • @Roberto-tt7yv
    @Roberto-tt7yv Před 10 měsíci +2

    Yayyyy you did the coffee cup and brush sounds again… keep them coming 😊

  • @mikkayo
    @mikkayo Před 10 měsíci +5

    I’m at work do I can’t watch this right now, BUT I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!🎉

  • @kitty_765
    @kitty_765 Před 9 měsíci

    Omggggg your dive into asmr has been absolutely fantastic ❤🎉

  • @paigesteele4980
    @paigesteele4980 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Love love love the anachronistic rollerblades followed by a milkman!!!😂👍🙌

  • @merellammers2452
    @merellammers2452 Před 10 měsíci +1

    You’re insanely good at this. Really enjoyed this one!

  • @muditafeeler8271
    @muditafeeler8271 Před 10 měsíci

    Thank you for this video! I'm traveling, exhausted, and I put on a timer for 10 minutes before having to head somewhere, hoping to at least rest my eyes while listening to your video. My alarm went off at 7:38, and I had already fallen asleep. I went back and checked, and I don't remember anything you said after 5:00, so I must have lost consciousness after 5 minutes. I woke up feeling slightly better rested, and I'm going to rewatch this tonight when I go to bed.
    You're a gem! Love your comedy ASMR - your voice is tingly and relaxing, and your jokes make it entertaining and interesting (which therefore makes it more comfortable to not immediately fall asleep).

  • @fandompandom1666
    @fandompandom1666 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Why is no one talking about the “do you want a baby?” Line!!! I’m dying over here 😂

  • @ella-lr1ue
    @ella-lr1ue Před 14 dny

    need a part two of this i come back so often and it’s funny every time

  • @racheldytrych3719
    @racheldytrych3719 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Omg I’ve seen you on TikTok and love that you’re doing asmr. I love the weird rambling ones and hate the over done mouth sticky sounds. Thank youuu

  • @alliehenry147
    @alliehenry147 Před 10 měsíci +3

    You have very quickly become my favorite asmrtist even though asmr isn’t your main thing 😂

  • @Maddiebean570
    @Maddiebean570 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I love the titanic sub question 😂

  • @winterwolf0100
    @winterwolf0100 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Oh my god, I need this to be a series

  • @raventree9041
    @raventree9041 Před 10 měsíci

    These just get more and more creative, love the channel🩵

  • @saucewizard69
    @saucewizard69 Před 10 měsíci

    This is the best ASMR I’ve watched in ages!! best tingles in years

  • @ameliathomas3856
    @ameliathomas3856 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Long Island Medium and Millionaire Matchmaker crossover with that, "do you believe in ghosts" question. Straaawwwngly agree.

  • @camichsoda
    @camichsoda Před 10 měsíci

    since i saw your reels on ig i was hoping you would post here and i'm sooo glad you did ❤

  • @TheiaofMeridor
    @TheiaofMeridor Před 2 měsíci +1

    I legit thought it was gonna end with a picture of a dog like “no actually none of these three are good enough for you so here’s Jake the border collie, he is loyal and will always be happy to see you and his whole world will revolve around you

  • @fondantswirl2019
    @fondantswirl2019 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I’m not kidding I’ve searched for this exact video long before it came out. THANK YOU! 😂

  • @christina8911
    @christina8911 Před 9 měsíci +1

    You really dedicated to this character. I love it

  • @lobotom.y
    @lobotom.y Před 10 měsíci

    LMAOOOO I literally loved this video, me being from Long Island just made me laugh through the whole video bc I feel like I don’t have one and my friends say I do 😭 but girl the accent is hilarious I loved this whole heartily I get so excited when you post 😝🩷!

  • @sarcrose
    @sarcrose Před 10 měsíci +2

    Another marvelous video that's both really fun and really relaxing 😂😌

  • @siddyx111
    @siddyx111 Před 10 měsíci

    These videos put me to sleep so well and make me giggle while doing it!! Thank uuuu

  • @Abril-1234
    @Abril-1234 Před 10 měsíci +12

    How do you weave humor and story and nuance AND include my favorite triggers (consultation, page protector flipping, binding tapping)

  • @trollingmermaids
    @trollingmermaids Před 10 měsíci +36

    A man who calls his mom once a day is a green flag. A man who calls his mom twice a day is odd. A man who calls his mom three times or more per day is insane 😂

    • @hannahmontana4401
      @hannahmontana4401 Před 9 měsíci +5

      for me once a day can either be a little much or perfectly normal, honestly 4-6 times a week is ideal

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Once a day is a lot, to me

    • @trollingmermaids
      @trollingmermaids Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@junbh2 i mean you dont know the situation though. She could be ederly and live alone and that phone call is important to him to make sure she didnt fall down or pass away. I always try to remember that most circumstances arent gonna fit nicely in a box!

  • @VirtualBananaz
    @VirtualBananaz Před 10 měsíci +4

    almost spit out my coffee when you read my mind for the scale of how much everyone sucks hahah

  • @chynnhowe
    @chynnhowe Před 10 měsíci

    You’re literally one of the funniest people I’ve come across in a while 😂😂😂. And great ASMR!!

  • @sofapetrov4430
    @sofapetrov4430 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Wait how did I not know you did ASMR??? I follow you on Instagram purely for your comedy!! My world is now complete :)

  • @flipaflop2342
    @flipaflop2342 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Black/ white space if you need it

  • @Vlnzlm
    @Vlnzlm Před 10 měsíci +2

    I loved this video, it was so entertaining, i wanted to keep listening to what you were saying, some asmrs are a bit boring but this was really funny and it kept me so enganged through out the video lol and the sounds were great too!! i love it

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 Před 10 měsíci +2

    No idea what you put in these videos but they're always amazing