The Sopranos - Junior Soprano is a harmless old man
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Eugene was such a good guy, he gave that juror a free candy bar of his choice
11/10
And he didn't even want them. Don't disrespect the 7/11
the juror wanted soft drinks of choice, he compromised and got a candy bar of choice
@@kanyewest132 20 years not even a grilled je rk off tissue
Eugene Pontecorvo? He's so sweet.
"Yeah, it's me"
Bobby orders so much pizza they recognize him by his voice
It's time for him to start to seriously consider salads.
They can smell the White Castles on him through the phone.
Burger Boy
Can't believe I took his fat fuckin hand in friendship
Or he is the guy collecting the protection money
Plot Twist: 11 of the jury wanted to find him NOT guilty but the one guy they threatened kept voting guilty
Lol, yeah, and Danny, the one holdout juror, was actually going to vote NOT guilty too - until he was threatened. That changed his mind, and he could knew that if Junior could order him threatened, then Junior was not some harmless old man.
The incident with the candy bars convinced juror Danny, and, he could not be reasoned with. He refused to deliberate.
It was among the jurors. It was real greaseball shit
The guys friends was so disgusted with him for trying to hard to convict so an obviously innocent, helpless old man that she didn't want to think of hik ok her grqndsons graduation. That's a whole other level of anger.
Junior tried to keep Bobby away from Janice, but it was meant to be. Quasimodo predicted it.
Who did what?
Nostradamus, Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame
@@user-rk4ey7wh9q right, notre damus
He wasn't certain, he had a hunch.
@@anthonyscott4270 I heard he drove a Catarct.
*HBO Lawyer* Ladies and gentlemen... Borko is not some harmless uploader being persecuted by a premium cable channel provider but a ruthless and calculating Sopranos and El Señor de los Cielo uploader who controls a vast CZcams channel of almost 400K
Over the past few months,
you've heard tales of copyright infringement strikes, sweetheart deals...and even channel bans for Sopranos comments on El Señor de los Cielo clips.
No, Borko is not
some harmless uploader...
Beautiful
Look at them making him do the perp walk, a
legitimate businessman.
😂😂😂
Do I have to do the allocution?
@@oscariwerdal8743 we don't run, it's undignified.
I love how Junior can't stand Janice lol
I love how nobody can stand Janice
Junior never had the makings of a Janice stander.
"My little niece."
There’s men better looking in the old folks asylum
@Nick Name janice never had the janice of a varsity janice.
Bobby: “Yah, it’s me.”
Pizza Patron: “My pizza never hurt-a nobody.”
Bobby: "We'll get to a juror."
Pizza parlor owner: "Tell me who he is. I sticka my foot up his ass."
Don't disrespect the pizza parlor !!!
Come again sir?
Go in the back; make meatballs
Word to the wise, technically your pizza is an accessory after the fact of Bobby's heart attack
"YOU MAY RUN NORTH JERSEY BUT YOU DON'T RUN YOUR HARMLESS OLD UNCLE! HOW MANY FUCKIN' HOURS DID I SPEND APPEARING INSANE FOR YOU?!" - Junior
Underrated
Stupid
That prosecutor yaps more than six barbers.
can you believe that? yaps more than six barbers.
@@Micolashcage1 shut up Albert
@@Micolashcage1 Be quiet, Albert.
Yaps more than a Saturday salon
@@kaj7135goddamn parakeet!
Idk why but Junior just scribbling on that notepad during the trial of his life is hilarious 🤣
They didn’t give him any coloring books, those cruel people. He had to compromise.
I scribble when I'm nervous. It makes sense.
@@FlymanMS LOL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Underrated reply ovah here!!
When Junior's in that courtroom, he's like a great artist. He's got a real instinct for it.
Pass me onadem red peppahs.
What!? He's fodder for cartoonists, now!?
@@AndyCigars What kinda likeness is that?!
@@importedprovolone8184 I heard that Silvio Dante sticks you up his socks at night so they emulate the smell of someone's sister's box in the morning. Can you confirm if this is true?
@@AndyCigars If He was n e good He'd b in a museum
Borko: Hope we stay in touch, let me know when you create another mob series.
HBO: We wouldn't want to think of you on that day!
Excellent👍
oooowww aaaayy!!!
hahaha
@@cletus2941 heh heh 'pinches cheek'
Why do you gotta always steal the whole fucking punchline outta my joke?!
Eugene: “It’s a privilege. Hardworking guy, wife and two kids. Performing a civic duty we should all take part in. We know you’ll do the right thing.”
Juror Danny: “Well, you oughta know, sweetie.”
*Eugene has added Snapple to the basket*
Brilliant👍
Take it easy,we're not making a western here.
I gotta take a piss Danny. Do me a favour huh? Hold this? *smashes bottle over Danny's head*
Good thing his name wasn’t Teddy 💀
Always with the secanrios
i love junior's neverending hate for janice
As a child she tried to kill him using his gas stove. I’d hate that retched thing as well.
I feel like Janice constantly stole money from everybody and Junior took it extremely personal.
@@mikedawolf95considering what he did to Dickie in the movie I could see him seriously consider whacking a 10 year old Janice over stealing from him.
She tried to burn his house down as a kid
I always took that as some kind of jealousy - he doesn't hate Janice, he just doesn't want a happy couple dancing in his face when his own life is so empty.
He's a disgrace, harmless man of a glorified crew, I've said my peace Borko.
You know the wine makes you emotional.
Woahhh uncle Phils. Tell me how many years were you in the can for? I forgot, it’s somewhere in my head?!
Bye bye pop pop
Don't do it to yourself, Phil
Ohhh, the Shah of Iran! How’s the boy?
I love how when Bobby calls the pizza place he finishes with “yeah, it’s me”
Junior is like a man with some bread under his arm, crying the blues because he has no Virginia ham
It's the other way around
Im reminded of Duh something
He even outshined Versalie, where the king lived.
Junior is like a man with some bread under his arm, crying the blues because he has no Virginia ham
@@Micolashcage1 quiet Albert
You may run north JERSEY BUT YOU DON'T run your uncle's shinebox
"How many fucc'n hrs did I spend playin catch wit You"??!!??
@@deff9436 No more shines Daff
"Son, why don't we shine them all?"
Small shine boxes. That was his shinebox.
“How many fuckin’ hours did I spend shining shoes for you?!”
"Take it easy. We're not makin' a procedural."
Standard operating procedural
@@rafadawabe Here's some standard operating procedure
Borko: *uploads Sopranos video*
Unlce Jun: “That’s nice”
Then what, he fuckin' dies, I can't even wear his shoes
There's the coyote.
Then what? His channel gets taken down, I can't even pay for HBO
Uncle Magoo is a legitimate business man!
Hi jack. Bye jack.
Jim Belushi refuses to deliberate and can't be reasoned with.
You're giving way too much credit to Jim Belushi's acting ability.
@@douglaswilke8582 Ahh, the mid 2000's-George Lopez, Bernie Mac, Jim Belushi all had their own show, & grew up watching them.
Eugene: You want a candybar? Bobby, make my juror a candybar.
Tony Candybar.
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have a hung shinebox "
I’m a nurse, not a candy bar maker.
Ya suppose tah push shineboxes
Junior was trying to do Bobby a favour at the end
Heard the one about the calzone godfather? He made Bobby.
"Hmm, we're prosecuting a mob boss, and the jury is hopelessly deadlocked by one guy who looks utterly terrified of the defendant...welp! That's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes!"
At the beginning of season 5, they had it figured out that the Soprano crew had somehow gotten to one of the jurors, but it's true, they really should have known this by the endless deadlock around this time.
No one but the jurors themselves know who is opposed
HBO: "Borko, hey, how you doin'? Listen, Borko, we just want you to know how glad we are a guy like you was not uploading videos to CZcams anymore. That copyright thing... I got that!"
Borko: "Hey, hey, what are you doin?'"
HBO: "It's a privilege! Hard working guy. No wife and no kids. Living in Serbia. Performing a civic duty we should all take part of. We know you'll do the right thing!"
Borko: ಠ_ಠ
Borko: "You'll give me the Copyright strikes I tell you to give me!"
HBO: "We all know you'll do the right thing, and kill yourself :)"
Borko: "Bring it on."
Junior's own insecurity left him a lonely old man. He should of moved to Boca with that sweet dish!
Then what. He dies I can't wear his shoes.
Should HAVE, genius. Speak English.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Soprano is not a varsity athlete.
Some of those guys at Seton Hall were 7 feet tall!
Small hands; that was his problem
@@ericspero996 it's my gabbagool you don't like the way I gabbagool then gabbagool.
@@christophawscanopy5692 very allegorical indeed
The jury in this trial should be ashamed of themselves. They made Junior miss the early bird special again.
That had to have been the cheapest juror payoff ever, a couple of candy bars..
it was intimidation, not a pay-off. "hardworking guy like you, *wife and 2 kids"* 💀
@@alyssarichardson2544 Sharp as a cue ball you are....
@@alyssarichardson2544You don't say 😅
Allen Charge- I wish they did more with that character.
Junior was a made guy and Allen wasn’t. There was nothing the judge could do
@@pIayingwithmahwii sounds like real grease ball shit
The bushman of the Kalahari is not some harmless old man..
I thought he was a baccala man. What was he doing eating sushi anyways?
South of the border? Where the tuna fish play?
You guys been to a sushi bar??
He whistles in the wheat fields like you and I order sushi
@@matthoward1174 AT LEAST I CAN DEAL with my own problems, unlike some I know!
I don’t know what’s more sad Bobby having Janice in his arms happy or the pizza joint knowing his order just by first name
Not to be a gabbagool but I can't be seen in a place like this.
Janice by a mile
Hbo:
"Shouth of da border where da the flaggin fish play".......
Borko: "half a fuckin upload in there!!!!"
You're getting emotional Tony.
@@thecorellianconnection141 fuck dat dish ain't the early 2000s and I'm not a kid.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Kel Ana is not some harmless old the Wire clip poster being persecuted by HBO
Underworld Blundetto: We dont talk like that.
Why don't you tell them what you did 20 years ago.
He's a harmless old man, who has cable!
With a goomar!
@@christopher.saint.christopher that means sh*t, Elton John had a goomar.
It's not all it's cracked up to be, trust me.
@@douglaswilke8582 let's not get into that now, a!
Junior... that's not you. It''s a TV progrum.. Movie
4:27. Trial of his life and he celebrates by giving the greenlight on two large pizzas to Janice and Bobby,they are like little kids of christmas waiting for the approval......
He forgot to say Junior also orders up eggs, even when he already ordered them
U want an egg? Borko, give my nephew an egg
Jun was ready to ask the prosecutor how many White Castles he ate.
Tony egg?
@@douglaswilke8582 settle down burger boy
@@hanklesacks I had a banana in there!
Eugene:
"We know you'll do the right thing."
Juror Danny:
"Ehhhhh...Take it easy... Who am I Judge Roy Bean?"
Juror Danny: "What am I? A fucking mind reader?!"
Eugenes mannerisms were so funny such a textbook mobster lmao
TV always uses these cavernous old school court rooms. Reality is more like the Simpson trial with cold sterile reception rooms.
Sopranos fans: "Bobby is such a sweet, innocent guy."
Bobby: "Which one of these jurors can we threaten to murder their entire family?"
Jesus Christ, you're not gonna believe this. This Borko guy, he killed 16 CZcamsslovakians. He was an interior decorator.
His house looked like shit
Shouldn't you be thinking up of something, Silvio?
HBO got nuthin on Borko. It’s all for a few popcorn headlines anyway. Last time he made copyright strike bail so fast, his Bela čorba was still warm when he got home.
Watch it, or you'll be refrying beans with El Senor de los Cielos
Or his Tripe...his Shaapska was still cold too.
Cunninglingus and borko uploads brought us to this.
That Eugene character, I wish they would have done more with him
Like take a few hundred G 's from him and still persuade him to off himself.
Yeah, agreed, he could have hung around for a bit longer
@@tomblah they made him hang around the construction site too often
Uncle Jun shoulda ad da silver bird package
@Shapiro Shekelberg ...it's a retirement community!
Dose parka house rolls are for ya ma
Ke poots hehe
A cup full of pencils?!
Didja hear about the flyin saucer over East Rutherford?
Just a harmless sushi connoisseur
He is an artist down there
The man is a pensioner, trying to live out his twilight years
A veteran of the second world war
Those he murdered didn’t get so much as a warning never mind their own twilight years.
4:17 It takes a real Karen to hate a man who’s life was obviously threatened by the mafia
That's nice, he dies and she can't even wear his shoes.
Nah. He could have told the police and added jury tampering.
@@Joe1887easy to say if you’re not put in that position.
@@Joe1887you think you can do that safely with the mob?
@@Joe1887You think police will provide you 24/7 security after the trial or what? Lmao
-Nah...
-Suppose it doesn't work..!
-We'll go after borko
-Suppose nothing works...?!
Bobby was a lot more clever than he was portrayed most of the time.
A week between uploads. This f’n Borko on sabbatical??
Junior still digging in his backyard. $40,000 he had, from that Bohacks haul in the 70s.
"Look at them making him do the perp walk, a legitimate businessman!"
Whenever they squeeze a civilian there's a flag in the shot
Corrado Soprano is not a harmless old man. He’s a bush man of the Kalahari...
It’s a good thing that trial ended in a mistrial or Junior would of been in the muff
fun fact: the lady who plays "beth" at 4:12 is Edie Falco's (carmella) mom
Is Bobby the only one that can handle jury tampering put Pontecorvo in over there…
1:17 lol clerk is just unfazed by the witness intimidation.
*well-wishes and gratitude from a friend.
Real lack of standards Borko’s Generation
In Junior's time nobody was watching or editing the media.
There was a code.
Junior Jr is a harmless Old Man, but he has the makings of a variety MindFucker!!!
"Which one do you prefer, El senor de los cielos uploader or Sopranos clip uploader?"
"I prefer mr. Borko"
He prefers Scary Movie clip uploader now
Ironic that an informant witness-tampered. But he also did much worse.
"Have em' send over a couple of pies"... and their's some soft drinks of choice still in the fridge
Half a fucking lemonade in there
Fun sopranos fact: Eugene Pontecorvo is 6'10" and was a center in the NBA before getting into the mafia
CYO Basketball
Yea, and I'm playing shortstop for The Mets!
Bullshit. Is this a reference in missing or was the actor really in the nba?
@@CaptainTrips560 Eugene Pontecorvo is played by renown character actor and 3x NBA MVP Larry Bird
Junior already warned us about that particular forward
Larry Boy he's a slippery !@#$
1:07 how come they're playing the same music in this Kwik E Mart as they were playing in the Indian restaurant lol
Good thing Ginny wasn't there to see all those candy bars, the temptation might have been too much
I just watched that documentary, "Harmless Old Man Dreams of Sushi"
That was real? I saw that documentary, I thought it was bullshit
The nurse that Junior was flirting with was there. Never noticed that before. I guess that confirms she was an FBI agent.
really? timestamp? thanks
@@alyssarichardson2544 0:40
@@alyssarichardson25440:41
Yea it’s me I am hungry
Yeah riiiiight Mr. Magoo ….
0:44-1:00 is one of the many reasons I get pissed off when people feel bad for Bobby, saying he was the "most" innocent man that got roped into the mob life. Absolutely none of them were innocent, just look at the way he sizes the guy up. Hell, it was even his own suggestion to "go after a juror" at 0:03.
0:46 love this Bobby moment. He was looking for that ring
Crazy too they feel like they could pick any juror out and decide which one they’re gonna intimidate
Imagine if the guy hated his wife and wanted her dead 🤣
For John Gotti's trial they had a secret jury for just this reason
There was history there, he had abused the jurors multiple times before. He was the Teflon Don for a reason.
@@Th1sIsMyLegacy all it took was a little co-operation with the FBI 🐀
*borko has cable*
Uncle Jun: "i have cable"
The flagstone that Merle was supposed to leave the envelope under, I wish they did more with that character.
HBO: Borkooo, hey how you doin'? Listen, Borko, we just want you to know how glad we are a guy like you is on youtube. That Sopranos thing, the El Senor De Los Cielos uploads...
It's a privilege, hard working guy, 391k subscribers, hundreds of videos, preforming a civic duty we should all take part of. We know you'll do the right thing.
Borko, you have performed a valuable service & you may be excused to upload El Señor de los Cielo videos.
Take it easy Bobby there’s better looking dudes in the can.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Green Grove is not a nursing home; it’s a retirement community.
That juror,
Emeril Lagassi over here.
Also, I love how the guy at the pizza parlor knew it was Bobby calling.
😂
Mr favourite character thank you so much borko for your work we love you salut !
Did they ever resolve what happened with the juror’s grandson? Did she call Danny?
That grandson of some nondescript juror could have been my favorite character.
@@johnjuarez8005 the storyline of Danny and juror number 3 could have been a great spinoff..oh well
He got gabbagooled before he could gabbagool
He grew up to shoot Tony in the final episode as revenge
ive never noticed bobby peeping the jurors wedding ring, shit this show gets better everytime
West Caldwell! West Caldwell!
Without that one member of the jury he would have been in the muff....
Did I say muff? I mean't rough
At least he can deal with his problems, my friend! Unlike some ppl
@@el9668 😂😂😂😂
Love Junior. He's Savage
@@CynicalBastard511 Well, if he's the most realistic character... that means most real life gangsters are spiteful, fickel, backstabbing, hypocritical cunts that do nothing but extort whom they can and negotiate when they have to. And run away from the cops like silly children. And get manipulated by evil old ladies.
@@NikolaAvramov Paul Castellano had Vito Borelli, boyfriend of his daughter Constance, whacked just because Vito compared Paul to Frank Perdue from Perdue Farms. Uncle Junior had Donnie whacked, because he was afraid that Donnie was gonna make jokes about him.
HBO LAWYERS BE LIKE
YOUR HONOR BORKO IS NOT SOME HARMLESS SOPRANOS UPLOADER HE'S A COLD AND CALCULATING CZcamsR WHO HAS A NETWORK OF VAST CLIPS DATING BACK SINCE JACKIE JR
Borko no soprano comments on señor de los cielos? I’m seriously starting to question your leadership
Borko: "And if you don't love me.... well that makes me shad. And it will be dealt with. In time."
"You ungrateful little F#%K! Where'd you get the balls to question Borko's leadership."
@Matheus Silva He was just on his way to the beach 🤷♂️
Bobby go down the the cellar door, I know you can’t fit through it. But go anyways
"We know you'll do the right thing."
And he does!
I think Borko was the man in Made in America who whacked Tony
It was Felix from the pizza shop... and he didn't kill tony, but AJ.
Nobody saw the "Members only" jacket man and Borko in the same room.
Think about it.
Yeah, lemme get a steak sand and a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Yeah it’s me
That Eugene is more creative than Spielberg.
I absolute loved Eugene, wish they did more with him
The side characters you mostly just get brief looks at certain events, not a bunch of everyday life. But they did actually show Eugene hanging out.
Junior Soprano, a boss? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! you've got to be kidding me 😂.
This scene shows that is very easy to corrupt a Jury, and is hard to believe that, a Judge will at least ask how many votes was at favor, if 1 vote is rebel, is has to be a reason.
Seeing these clips isolated makes them even more despicable. You obviously root a little bit for them in the series when you watch it through, but this made my stomach turn. The absolute worst people.