How delivery drivers really be Part 2

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Komentáře • 2K

  • @trader-matt
    @trader-matt Před 4 lety +1829

    These ain't even Jordan's they got samuel L Jackson holding a soccer ball 😂😂😂

    • @gworles
      @gworles Před 4 lety +23

      I HATE YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK Před 4 lety +4

      lol

    • @tonyy33055
      @tonyy33055 Před 4 lety +9

      When I heard that. I was ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚰

    • @IAMPBLACKYO
      @IAMPBLACKYO Před 4 lety +4

      YOOOOO LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @ThePrincesselise06
      @ThePrincesselise06 Před 4 lety +8

      That took me out!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Sulz
    @Sulz Před 3 lety +226

    "I seen that flat screen in there, I'll be back for all that" lmao

  • @johnnymccray182
    @johnnymccray182 Před 4 lety +802

    the way he threw the bag in the car in the beginning had me dying already.

    • @ColdSteeze
      @ColdSteeze Před 4 lety +17

      I swear 😂😂😂

    • @jaygzz9613
      @jaygzz9613 Před 4 lety +21

      I almost couldn’t get to this comment laughing from it 😂😂

    • @agostocobain2729
      @agostocobain2729 Před 4 lety +8

      Like Pippen pass to Jordan throw that jank hard tho don’t it

    • @switchblade5878
      @switchblade5878 Před 4 lety +4

      Facts 😂

    • @omarside2471
      @omarside2471 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm still laughing at the way he threw the bag in the car!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @phillyboy3js
    @phillyboy3js Před 3 lety +117

    Too many quotables on this one, "You look familiar too, who is you Don Cheadle?" 😂

  • @HiBye-cv2hc
    @HiBye-cv2hc Před 4 lety +242

    Did he just wipe his fingers off on that burger like it's a napkin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JayBelafonte
    @JayBelafonte Před 4 lety +707

    “Morris Chestnut on the Tongue” 😂😂😂

    • @xxdamienxx823c9
      @xxdamienxx823c9 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DateToTheFuneral
      @DateToTheFuneral Před 4 lety +34

      Samuel L. Jackson on da goddamn tongue holdin a goddamn soccer ball

    • @sgb143phd5
      @sgb143phd5 Před 4 lety +5

      Shit bruh i had those Latrell Sprewells when was a freshman in HS. And One

    • @rogerwilliams4742
      @rogerwilliams4742 Před 4 lety +1

      ⚰⚰⚰

    • @millymonroe1465
      @millymonroe1465 Před 4 lety +2

      I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @vMullaa
    @vMullaa Před 4 lety +664

    “Samuel Jackson, Holding a damn soccer ball” 😭😭

  • @ce102690
    @ce102690 Před 4 lety +755

    "Newborn Hatched baby bird Hair" classic!

  • @ColdPizzaPictures
    @ColdPizzaPictures Před rokem +22

    This is peak comedy bro. Still come here after 2 years bro we love you

  • @217Steppa
    @217Steppa Před 4 lety +45

    "I'll be back for all that tho, f*** all the jokes, I'll be back for all that" 😂😂😂

  • @BossinAZ_EnT
    @BossinAZ_EnT Před 4 lety +320

    The way he took a sip before hopping in the car and chucked the food at his passenger door! Instant death! 💯😂💀💀

    • @gametimechumps
      @gametimechumps Před 4 lety +13

      That gotta instant triple replay from me.🤣

    • @Saiko-RuRu
      @Saiko-RuRu Před 4 lety +9

      Funniest part for me 😂 and when he closed the hood on the food 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @7Kingsmen
      @7Kingsmen Před 4 lety +4

      For no reason at all he be slingin’ stuff! 😆😂🤣

    • @WorkshopPops
      @WorkshopPops Před 4 lety +2

      I was looking for this comment so I didn't have to type it. Lol

  • @RahRighteous
    @RahRighteous Před 4 lety +94

    “I drunk yo food and ate yo drink?” 😂😂😂

  • @IAMPBLACKYO
    @IAMPBLACKYO Před 4 lety +162

    LMAOOOOO...
    "I SAW THAT FLAT SCREEN IN THERE TOO. I'LL BE BACK FOR ALL THAT...."
    "...YOU GON' BE HERE?" (JUST CAUGHT THAT ONE)
    "AY, OPEN THE DOOR SO I AIN'T GOTA KICK THE DOOR IN..."
    LMAOOOOO

    • @LEGEND305
      @LEGEND305 Před 4 lety +1

      Yoooo lol wassup P! What you doing here ?😂

    • @IAMPBLACKYO
      @IAMPBLACKYO Před 4 lety

      @@LEGEND305 WHAT'S THE WORD YO? I FOLLOW HOMIE YO. HE MAD FUNNY YO.

  • @_darealdraco2405
    @_darealdraco2405 Před 4 lety +55

    “With Tupac on the tongue”🤣🤣🤣

  • @droch4315
    @droch4315 Před 3 lety +50

    I’ve watched this tons of times and still be crying off this joint 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renzobyd
    @renzobyd Před 4 lety +213

    Bruh threw that bag hard af 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Phlegmatic-
      @Phlegmatic- Před 4 lety +23

      Type of throw when you take out the garbage after your parents make a big scene about it lol

    • @renzobyd
      @renzobyd Před 4 lety +7

      @@Phlegmatic- 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @jronaldo3389
      @jronaldo3389 Před 4 lety +13

      Bruh that shitt took me out

    • @anthonythomas850
      @anthonythomas850 Před 4 lety +3

      Lol!!! Yessahh

    • @renzobyd
      @renzobyd Před 4 lety +2

      @Kraken that dude crazy af 😂

  • @indiana5995
    @indiana5995 Před 4 lety +98

    He wiped his fingers on the burger p🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bbbybch5410
    @bbbybch5410 Před 4 lety +174

    That logo went from Morris Chestnut to Samuel L. holding a soccer ball to Tupac💀💀

  • @subzero308
    @subzero308 Před 3 lety +25

    "The door dash 3s" 😂😭 "Samuel L Jackson wit a soccer ball" maaannn leave me alone for the rest of the day 😩💀

  • @thatsright4296
    @thatsright4296 Před 3 lety +22

    Lmaoo how hard you threw that bag in the car tho...I’m weakkkkkkk 😂😂😂😂

  • @taeetv
    @taeetv Před 4 lety +106

    “Don’t send me no J’s with Tupac onna tongue” 😭😭😭🔥

  • @kylehickam1864
    @kylehickam1864 Před 4 lety +271

    Dom is the real mvp being able to hold Composure while filming, I couldn’t do it lol no matter how many times we done did the shot lol

    • @jermarusmartin2698
      @jermarusmartin2698 Před 3 lety

      Kmm

    • @dizzymartian96
      @dizzymartian96 Před 3 lety +8

      Deadass these man's deserve more views and subscribers they the goat 🤣🤣not one video ain't funny all of em funny man

    • @bluecordsoldier2508
      @bluecordsoldier2508 Před 3 lety

      You ain’t lyin

    • @joshuat5140
      @joshuat5140 Před 3 lety +1

      Facts he is hilarious fr 🤣 and holding your composure is what makes him even more funny than others I love the ones where he gets in fights and beat up them skits are funny as hell

  • @shawnsteed4140
    @shawnsteed4140 Před 4 lety +101

    He came to the customer's house with da "Blicky' on him, I'm sooo Dead😂🤣😂🤣

    • @gametimechumps
      @gametimechumps Před 4 lety +5

      Hit em with the "we gotta pra'lem pat'na" pose. 🔫😂

    • @760peezy
      @760peezy Před 4 lety +3

      @@gametimechumps On Me He Hit Him Wit The "Was Hannin" Pose

    • @swaggmartin0
      @swaggmartin0 Před 4 lety

      It's glicky

  • @DemonicAngelGaming1031
    @DemonicAngelGaming1031 Před 3 lety +12

    Sniff Sniff....DAMN THAT HOUSE STANKING 😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭

  • @Manewutdahell
    @Manewutdahell Před 4 lety +179

    "oooooooh, Big Boy door dash 3s"

  • @King_Tone
    @King_Tone Před 4 lety +42

    “Morris chestnut on the tongue” Lmao🤣😂😂🤣

    • @ken_ken2k
      @ken_ken2k Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/EYfxbHF72UM/video.html

  • @QuantumSavior27
    @QuantumSavior27 Před 4 lety +116

    This dude wiped his hands with the burger. 😂😂

  • @lilyaldrin2594
    @lilyaldrin2594 Před 4 lety +39

    The way he threw the bag in the beginning, already lmao 😂

  • @musicsnob5212
    @musicsnob5212 Před 4 lety +270

    Should have called the shoes the “Jordash” 😂

  • @stephon_M
    @stephon_M Před 4 lety +56

    My dawg brandished da blicky n dominic started stutterin 😂😂

    • @Curtoonstv
      @Curtoonstv Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂 “matter fact, u is 5 star, Gee”!

  • @marcuslewis7888
    @marcuslewis7888 Před 4 lety +231

    “You look familiar too, who is you Don Cheadle?” 😂

    • @heatherkae7038
      @heatherkae7038 Před 4 lety +32

      I crack up every time he mentions Don Cheadle.

    • @knowitallnyc3241
      @knowitallnyc3241 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmaooo
      czcams.com/video/SAOtzxfjHqM/video.html

    • @anthonyceus3077
      @anthonyceus3077 Před 4 lety +5

      I stamp they really be roasting each other foreal cause he does kinda look like Don Cheadle

    • @heatherkae7038
      @heatherkae7038 Před 4 lety

      KNOWITALL NYC good shit!!

    • @ken_ken2k
      @ken_ken2k Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/EYfxbHF72UM/video.html

  • @Mulalism
    @Mulalism Před 4 lety +161

    “Is this a joke” ASHTON KUTCHER ?? 😂😂

  • @InfiniteRootid
    @InfiniteRootid Před 4 lety +88

    The way he waved his hand when He said I’ll be back for allat 😂

  • @eazy__peezy7759
    @eazy__peezy7759 Před 3 lety +31

    Just realized he said " I drunk your food and ate yo drink?"

  • @Djtonydraper
    @Djtonydraper Před rokem +8

    Gee wiping the oil off his fingers & onto the burger was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @lordhinton3394
    @lordhinton3394 Před 4 lety +16

    " I drunk yo food and ate yo drank"? Bro I had to rewind that to make sure I heard right. U a foo J!😆😆😆

  • @7MilesNorth
    @7MilesNorth Před 4 lety +124

    “There dat street punk go” Dominique be going hard!. 😂😂😂

  • @bravetitangrizzly
    @bravetitangrizzly Před 4 lety +120

    I never ate anybody’s food..but when I was delivering for a Chinese restaurant, I’d always stop at my homie’s house and get an eighth to get me thru the shift, an be smoking the whole night making my rounds. Good times.
    Edit: Jeremiah wtf you doing liking this comment two years later lmao

    • @bruza1980
      @bruza1980 Před 4 lety +8

      Lol😂 I feel you 👍🤜🤛

    • @thomasdtrain
      @thomasdtrain Před 4 lety +1

      You drive high?

    • @ketchupdagreat
      @ketchupdagreat Před 4 lety +10

      Same bro I would deliver food and be smoking blunts all day haha still had like 4.5 stars tho haha

    • @RyanDoesManyDrugs
      @RyanDoesManyDrugs Před 4 lety +26

      @run teldat forreal when I smoke and drive I be followin all the laws drivin the speed limit and shit. Coolin hahaha 😎

    • @IMHUSTLNGAMIN
      @IMHUSTLNGAMIN Před 4 lety +4

      i have ghosted orders where i go pickup food and cancel and have bought food with postmates and doordash card when ordering for a customer

  • @KCK7
    @KCK7 Před 3 lety +8

    The way he chucked the food through the window killed it im cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gingerrocks4
    @gingerrocks4 Před 4 lety +45

    One of the funniest different on CZcams. Just found him, but I stand by that. Lol he always have me laughing.

  • @vMullaa
    @vMullaa Před 4 lety +184

    Big door dash 3’s
    These Anit even Jordan’s 😭😭

  • @freshg8244
    @freshg8244 Před 4 lety +85

    “The door dash numba threes” 😂😂😂

  • @diantelowe9027
    @diantelowe9027 Před 4 lety +31

    Y he do his hand like that 5:11 “yeah but give me 20” 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @godismysavior2267
    @godismysavior2267 Před 3 lety +13

    I'm dying how he threw the food in the car and when it comes it really be like they do that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ibrahimmubarak9035
    @ibrahimmubarak9035 Před 4 lety +8

    The way he threw that bag in the beginning 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @therockobama3018
    @therockobama3018 Před 4 lety +46

    This man said “ayo place your order and I’ll give you some free food”
    Hell na I would never order from you 😂

  • @SwankVibes
    @SwankVibes Před 4 lety +178

    “DAMN THAT HOUSE STANK” 😂😂

  • @alvarezjames87
    @alvarezjames87 Před 4 lety +24

    *Sniffs* “Damn that house stank” 😂😂😂

  • @keishawnhood6770
    @keishawnhood6770 Před 3 lety +12

    😂😂😂 "I'm taking a break but have yall gave me my 2 dollars yet" "don't send me no god damn Jay's wit Tupac on the tounge "

  • @dunnageman1bechomoreno3
    @dunnageman1bechomoreno3 Před 3 lety +15

    The way he sets up is better than the professionals . He has very special talent this Jeremiah

  • @TheKingTevin
    @TheKingTevin Před 4 lety +135

    Nobody gone say nun about him rubbing that damn oil off his hand on that burger then slammed it under the hood 😂😂

    • @Dj-ps9ex
      @Dj-ps9ex Před 4 lety +2

      He is a nutt 😂😂

    • @rod7020
      @rod7020 Před 4 lety +1

      That’s what I was bout to say lmfao bruh slammed the food in the hood

    • @njb2111
      @njb2111 Před 4 lety

      Bruh 🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @yunggunter
      @yunggunter Před 4 lety +7

      He was keeping the food warm lol

    • @masky7541
      @masky7541 Před 3 lety

      Pmmpmmp

  • @vMullaa
    @vMullaa Před 4 lety +62

    When he said I’m not about to wear them
    3 seconds later got em on

  • @CH9SEN
    @CH9SEN Před 4 lety +204

    Imagine being in a room with Donterio, Slimeball MK, and Barry Stanley

  • @user-tg3zn7qo2v
    @user-tg3zn7qo2v Před 4 lety +15

    “Drunk yo food and ate yo drink”💀

  • @JoeGallo43
    @JoeGallo43 Před 3 lety +7

    My favorite parts are when he throws the BK bag like a curve ball, and when he sees the fake shoes and says HHHAAAILLLLL NNAWWWWWW!!!!!

  • @marksman2297
    @marksman2297 Před 4 lety +33

    " I saw that flat screen I'll be back for all that"

  • @syn_slixz5063
    @syn_slixz5063 Před 4 lety +126

    3:58 did he just shut the hood with his left over food under it??

    • @jaidenhuntley2476
      @jaidenhuntley2476 Před 4 lety +47

      gotta keep it hot

    • @six6oh0two2phoenix8
      @six6oh0two2phoenix8 Před 4 lety +9

      On gawwwwwwwd! I thought I was the ONLY ONE who seen that !!!! I was sitting here trippin like I swear he left that shit on accident or sommmmething 😂

    • @neverhavingfun
      @neverhavingfun Před 4 lety +2

      i aint een peep tht LOLL

    • @jhaliaMostB
      @jhaliaMostB Před 3 lety +4

      @@six6oh0two2phoenix8 And wiped some shit all over it lol 😂

  • @SteveSkits
    @SteveSkits Před 4 lety +30

    Them DoorDash #3's looking tuff

  • @dgroove3834
    @dgroove3834 Před 4 lety +12

    “There that street punk go” 😂😂

  • @agostocobain2729
    @agostocobain2729 Před 4 lety +5

    This guy straight peeled the jump man off the tongue had me dying man fr 😂

  • @jeremyjones8917
    @jeremyjones8917 Před 4 lety +43

    My man got the door dash j's ive seen everything now😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jvwhite4952
    @jvwhite4952 Před 4 lety +12

    “Got Samuel Jackson holding a soccer ball “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭 I’m weak as hell

  • @smokenmirrors1714
    @smokenmirrors1714 Před 4 lety +19

    "I drunk yo food and ate yo drink?" 😂🤣

  • @Ratedwolfy
    @Ratedwolfy Před 2 lety +1

    “These aint even Jordan’s…..Dis that nigga from the joint” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear this part finished me your too fucking funny bro real shit

  • @justdoinit2378
    @justdoinit2378 Před rokem +3

    I had to rewatch this one lmaooo. It starts off hella funny when he throws the food in the car and it just continues. Lmaooo #classic

  • @RonellEvans
    @RonellEvans Před 4 lety +77

    “You don’t think so?” *flashes thriller*
    “You is 5 stars G how much i owe you?”

  • @johnhicks6458
    @johnhicks6458 Před 4 lety +31

    "I saw that flat screen too I'll be back for all that"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @uzef73
    @uzef73 Před 4 lety +15

    Samuel L. Jackson holding a damn soccer ball!!

  • @chuckjacobs3239
    @chuckjacobs3239 Před 4 lety +9

    Dis man a straight fool.. how you gone trash them "3's" then wear em.... 😂😂😂

  • @sonnymega2218
    @sonnymega2218 Před 4 lety +8

    "Damn this car stankin mannn....did let Dominique get it tho" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnwall473
    @johnwall473 Před 4 lety +6

    Geee had that thang on em didn't heee!! LoL get'n costumers mind's right! Lmao😂😂😂😂

  • @whotfareyou5200
    @whotfareyou5200 Před 4 lety +10

    Sniffs, “man this house stanky” 🤣😂

  • @yasi5049
    @yasi5049 Před 4 lety +59

    😂😂😂 Jeremiah is starting to look different
    he „cleaned“ his dirty fingers with the burger💀

    • @Oryn33321
      @Oryn33321 Před 4 lety +3

      Thought that too.. like his face is swollen or something

    • @charlesrayiii
      @charlesrayiii Před 4 lety +2

      Smoking them squares

    • @keyfranchize
      @keyfranchize Před 4 lety

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  • @fuckleberryhinnhandsomehob691

    Lmao when he ended up putting the shoes on anyways

  • @buddhafortune6166
    @buddhafortune6166 Před rokem +4

    Newborn hatch baby bird I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StoneGone
    @StoneGone Před 4 lety +9

    The door dash “Boofy” Team Jordan’s ‼️😂🤣😂🤣

  • @BalanceDaRhythm
    @BalanceDaRhythm Před 4 lety +47

    Called dude a 'street punk' lol

  • @termainemathis1978
    @termainemathis1978 Před 4 lety +19

    "New Born Hatch baby bird Hair"💀

  • @mr.dontcare4989
    @mr.dontcare4989 Před 3 lety +5

    Man the way he throw the food kills me all the time....

  • @XBLUALI23
    @XBLUALI23 Před 2 lety +1

    “F*ck what y’all talm bout. Dat young n*gga had BLICKYYYYY!” 🤣🤣🤣 Tfsee y’all funny asl ofng

  • @ReggieSmoker
    @ReggieSmoker Před 4 lety +4

    “This a nigga from the joint, this ain’t even
    Jordan”🤣

  • @Nayte08
    @Nayte08 Před 4 lety +45

    He opened the burger to wipe the car oil off his fingers into in 😂😂😂

  • @Victoriaistalented
    @Victoriaistalented Před 4 lety +196

    This how DoorDash drivers be lol one minute they 2 mins away I look again it change to 8 mins away like wtf!!!!

    • @XenonAgenT01
      @XenonAgenT01 Před 4 lety +7

      The estimated time changes when they actually get the food and start heading over.

    • @ken_ken2k
      @ken_ken2k Před 4 lety

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    • @rk6319
      @rk6319 Před 4 lety +6

      They're doing multi apping.

    • @getlitla
      @getlitla Před 4 lety +4

      @@rk6319 Yup. Until DoorDash pays enough, they'll become a priority.

    • @sanzrich9887
      @sanzrich9887 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂 food cold as ever😂🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @drizzwilliams6957
    @drizzwilliams6957 Před 4 lety +4

    Samuel L. Jackson on the tongue holding a soccer ball 🤣😭😂

    • @drizzwilliams6957
      @drizzwilliams6957 Před 4 lety

      Preciate that big dog u just don't understand I'ma huge fan of you and Nique n wat y'all do fam. Keep pushing stay focused n keep entertaining much love from N.C wish u much success and hope to see you in a good comedy movie showing out.

  • @szasremmurd8002
    @szasremmurd8002 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Bro when he slammed that hood down on that burger I fkn DIED 😂😂😂😂

  • @morganwilliamson841
    @morganwilliamson841 Před 4 lety +4

    This be so therapeutic for me when I’m having a bad day like today man. Laughing within the first 5 seconds. ❤️

  • @Ant_Jackson
    @Ant_Jackson Před 4 lety +4

    Jermiah is a damn foo! “That’s Samuel L. Jackson holdin a soccer ball.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jscott4610
    @jscott4610 Před 4 lety +51

    We need buford geeeee!

  • @thisisntthescreennameiwant7485

    “Man look they be stealin bruh”😭🤣😂

  • @eternalblessing4984
    @eternalblessing4984 Před 3 lety +2

    "7 dollars but give me 20" lmao

  • @zackmckenzie3582
    @zackmckenzie3582 Před 4 lety +42

    He did a Dominique move with the shoes...

    • @kiweeltyler3586
      @kiweeltyler3586 Před 4 lety +1

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that lol

  • @chytown74
    @chytown74 Před 4 lety +5

    "HELLLL YEAAA!" .. Kills me everytime! 🤣

  • @AkumaUzamaki
    @AkumaUzamaki Před 4 lety +11

    “There that street punk go!”

  • @justinwilson9369
    @justinwilson9369 Před 4 lety +3

    "I DRUNK YO FOOD AND ATE YO DRINK??" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kolotoure14
    @kolotoure14 Před 4 lety +1

    That first 20 seconds had me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @RandomVideos-ce7ou
    @RandomVideos-ce7ou Před 4 lety +7

    G threw that BURGER KING bag like a damn FRISBEE 😂

  • @mariodelossantos2798
    @mariodelossantos2798 Před 4 lety +8

    I drunk your food and ate your drink had me dead😂

  • @carolinaboy2797
    @carolinaboy2797 Před 4 lety +4

    They way he threw that food i burst out laughing 💀😂

  • @s.limerre
    @s.limerre Před 3 lety +1

    “Morris Chestnut and 2Pac on the tongue” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @T.Alexis926
    @T.Alexis926 Před 4 lety

    17 secs into the video and I was DEAD!!!!!! Did he clean his hands with the bag of food though???? I'm not even about to take this man!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣