I have been anointed (Balatro)
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“You should be ballsmaxxing, get it twisted”
Me when testicular torsion idk
limping to a plus 2 and falling over 50 feet away
@@culander+2
Reminds me of the guy that ran for the People's Party in the 2021 Canadian federal election that said he was balls breathing
I was just letting the video play in the background but when I heard that I had a visceral reaction. Please do NOT get it twisted.
you gotta be more confident you had a +2
"please pick a planet" comedy gold
God-tier banter this episode
Opens with "you missed the banter" into immediate incredible banter.
Post vacation Egg is consistent greatness.
so true
We're Balatro guys, of course we commit unflinchingly to the bit
You can't be a disney adult if you started going to disney after you had a daughter NL you're in the clear
But he went to Disneyland some years before Luna was born
-2 dude had an entire rant about a Disney character being a villain even though it would be the actor not the character. Dudes a Disney adult fs
@@vadoom3353 -2 he rants about a lot of things his child watches it doesnt mean hes involved with disney adults
"You should be ballsmaxing get it twisted" Please do not get the balls twisted.
NOW you tell me!?!
Torsionmaxing
42:50 Me when I have social anxiety but I am trying my hardest to tell the waiter the soda I'd like to order
+2
Me after I am anointed.
+2, Sometimes you got to keep it simple
+2
You guys doing math? That's cool.
Me when I stack draw 2s
+2
The straight guy not understanding the aesthetic value of balls discourse fascinates me, especially cuz the first time he brought it up it was the second time in two days that I heard that take
Think about how silly you'd look with just a tube hangin off of you the balls are incredibly important from like an artist compositional perspective
@@evenoddridge4829 you’d only look silly because it’s so standard. If there were never balls, who know…
Balls are nice
what do you think the flush guy and the full house guy thought about the bit, im curious
@@ericg4626what is a penis without its cushioning
Me after barely being able to finish my green eggs and ham: 0:43
+2
He's so back he's forward
You and Kate ducked and covered from the earthquake....while your daughter slept through it?!?!?
You just left her, unattended in the crib? That is wild.
Nl when he opens an arcana pack and sits in it for 10 minutes arguing with chat
“It’s content bro”
“+2”
“So true”
1 hour for 1 run is insane
2:35 me when Jay-Z himself asks me the name of his 13th studio album because he forgot it
a truly horrifying balatro episode. 10/10
bro describes his balls, gets asked a pegging question and answers it even though he gets a little offended lmao god bless
44:49 The sky is blue due to Rayleigh Scattering, which forms Monochromatic light, where the light intensity proportional to the inverse fourth power of the wavelength. This means that shorter (blue) wavelengths are scattered more strongly than longer (red) wavelengths.
why isn't the sky purple then if shorter wavelengths are scattered more
@@ConSolo29 I am delighted you asked! Consider ROYGBIV, the colour violet in the rainbow is the "roses are red, violets are blue" violet, not purple, it is dark blue. Consider a Chromaticity DIagram, pure monochromatic light of single frequency is along the outer edge, from the red in the '3 o'clock' position, anticlockwise to violet. Any colour inside or the bottom edge of a Chromaticity Diagram is a combination of various frequencies. Pink, Purple and Magenta can only be made using multiple frequencies of light. White light is a mixture as well, which is why we don't see any of these colours in rainbows made by prisms. As mentioned prior, Rayleigh Scattering (Elastic Scattering of light particles much smaller than the wavelength of the radiation) is the predominant scattering occuring by molecular nitrogen and oxygen in our atmosphere, and it only scatters Monochromatic light, therefore the light in the visible spectrum which scatters most in our atmosphere is blue!
@@ConSolo29 Because it's an average of generally shorter wavelengths, not the shortest
@@blackmage1276 thank you goat
Using Forrest Whitaker as a metaphor for his balls....NL is back
31:25 Me when the Teacher walks back into class and I'm at the front giving a lesson.
"The important thing is I don't know what to do with it."
He's so back, and so are we
Hey NL, I don’t know if you read the comments much but:
Top and bottom are homosexual-exclusive terms, which naturally describes who penetrates who. They’ve been confused with dominant and submissive and now have heterosexual people trying to use them to describe their relationships. It’s a square peg round hole situation.
Square peg is worth a doctor visit
We're balls guys, of course we get it twisted.
+2
9:24 when I'm a trans woman at the doctor and they ask me what surgery I want to get
+2
+2
+2
+2
this is one of if not the most god tier banter episodes he really is annointed
18:44 someone correcting me after I say that Adam was the origin of all girls in the world, but I'm a little misandristic
as a trans person i honestly love when nl asks questions, seems sincere and well intentioned, good conversations to have i think
SAME
Well... since we're all announcing ourselves, I would've almost certainly meet your definition of homophobic and transphobic, (although I personally think those words are silly), and I definitely prefer the content that's not focus on the gay stuff.
@tannerarmstrong1496 who asked
Nobody is forcing you to read comments
@@tannerarmstrong1496”hey just fyi i’m an asshole but here’s my opinion”
When he was talking about reverse cowboy I almost spat out my water
Hey nl balatro tip you can right click to deselect all cards if you don’t want to play them have a lovely day
type A commenter guys be like
Okay shut up but also thank you for teaching me that
@@fishcati5620 you are welcome brother I’ll shut up now
@@classyhoboclips7805I just had nostalgic flashbacks from your pfp, and thank you I too didn't know of the right click tech
You know Balatro is back when chatters remind NL how to deselect cards.
This video is insane
hi tomo
hi tomo
hi tomo
2:35 me when I am wasted and have exactly $4 on me and try purchase a 4 dollar slice from the pizza place on the corner
2:46 also me making small talk to some random guy outside after I was just kicked out of the store
We're Disney guys, of course we illegally extend our copyrights on common license figures
+100 on that one
But remember kids, legality always has a dollar amount!
17:40 me performing the power of love by huey lewis and the news at karaoke night but i don't quite remember the lyrics
Chat: "Explain yourself."
Chad NL: "No."
"I don't have good balls"
+2 learning something about the world we are in
Read this right as he said it too
How does one ballsmax? Asking for a friend
get it twisted
@@H2A_23 He literally said not to get it twisted
Dip ‘em in soy sauce and let god do the rest
@@H2A_23 you do not, under any circumstances, want to "get it twisted"
This is an all-time Balatro segment
I like that NL has normalized conversation about balls. Mine are very asymmetrical.
6:09 NL out here asking the real questions
ante 2 at 15 minutes on the first run you know this one's a banger
He went away but he never left
So now we know. Luna was conceived in doggy. Thanks NL
All balls are personalized, even my own two are different sizes
Pretty sure this is the funniest episode
21:20 - Scientist CZcamsr here. He's officially just saying empty words together that sound smart.
I could have never predicted this.
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING???
Thanks for fostering my gambling addiction, but in a way that only costs $15
Wee Joker is invited to Pride.
E: 46:32 The people of Pompeii one morning in October, 79 AD
40:50 You absolutely never left. You can always tell when NL has gone on a trip because he comes back with all kinds of banter and interfaces with Chat way more than actually playing the game.
pickle down rickonomics is an amazing name
44:50 both of these are known LOL
33:39 me when I've got time
+2
52:35 holy shit, best thing I've ever heard
57:30 when i ask what “just the tip” means
38:11 Me negotiating payment with the exorcist I hired.
I've fucking missed this banter. Hooolee
Dan beat Jokerless before this stream and then NL had some of the best banter since I started watching him. We are truly blessed.
i was not expecting a Forest Whitaker to balls comparison during my lunch break, i damn near choked to death.
54:22 Never punished
Are we Balatro guys? Of course we're Balatro guys.
This is why I just don't do loads of bottom prep -- like, if someone wants to do that hole you're getting the good with the bad fam
I can’t believe we got pickle down Rickenomics, S tier chatter name
23:53 me when I tell someone what animal I'm kinning (I am a therian cat)
Came back from vacation energized to the gills, bro was ON this stream
This is longest high card Balatro game I’ve ever seen. 5⭐️
We’re Disney guys of course we go multiple times in the past 18 months
Foil Faceless Joker coulda gone crazy but what do I know
He went away, but he never left
way too late but i feel like oral is the default consensus rather than backshots. and then yeah i guess then backshots are the default. hope that helps
this is immediately an all-timer in the NL Pantheon
NL confirmed only backshots.
51:01 literally exactly how it should be. If its not a problem then why you mad? Because you know its shameful.
Glad I got this working on my phone
hey nl, I've noticed on all of your youtube descriptions for balatro still say wishlist on steam is that on purpose?
he want away, but he never left
54:22 he maintains the mandate
"I'm not straight, I'm curious"
he's come back crazy with it wth
Banter so off the charts good it carried the atrocious gameplay to a W
Fresh pepsi tastes like flat coke.
He's going MALF speed
His magnum opus
NL has stored up so much that he only spent 20% of the video actually playing the game.
24:50 sent me into orbit
We're balatro guys, of course we take black board ante 2 and never use it
Its like he never left
You are so real 24/7 you are my preacher i live in the balatro church
Forest Whitaker analogy lol
actually so funny to snap click on eternal blackboard and then never utilize it in any way
help me with this bit guys:
Me at a restaurant after a long Balatro session: "For an appetizer i'll have the chips and mult, oh fuck i mean chips and salsa"
-2
We’re back 😈
39:24 the position of power and the act of penetration is separate as deduced from the lesbian nonpenetrative dynamic as well as the gay power bottom dynamic
34:58 my MAGIC! x Lady Gaga mashup mixtape:
me after asking the evil baron to not anoint me
He left himself in Asia
If NL can't even find the thread of wtf he's doing, how are we supposed to?
freaky balatro
missionary is the prevalent position in the gay community as well. the geometries arent as complicated as you think
We're ballatro guys, of course we like balls
Me when NL retriggers a balatro upload