Trump Tries To Project Leadership As Coronavirus Spreads Across U.S.
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2020
- President Trump attempted to lead by example today when he took a moment during a meeting with airline executives to let the American people know he hasn't touched his face in weeks.
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BS. The dude couldn't stop from looking directly at the Sun for 5 minutes, no way he can go days without touching his face.
Once they spackle his face with makeup every morning he's given strict instructions not to touch it
do you look his face? its orange. no human has that skin color
Eliezer Sukandi only a few from eating Carrots and that’s only because that can’t digest carotene.
He tries to be funny during these wasteful meetings.
Come on, let’s be fair to the duly elected president. He said he hasn’t touched his face in daze, as in when he’s high on adderal or benzos.
Melania: I have also not touch his face in years.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jeannette Sikes I bet she doesn't touch that either 🍄🤭
@Jeannette Sikes $130,000 a touch?
That’s “touched” by the way. Maybe if you’d spend more time doing your homework and less trying to write silly remarks on CZcams, your English would be better.
... or anything else. Urgh.
I've drunk so much alcohol during this administration, I should be infection free!
Same!...just bought a box of Corona, hell might as well go out happy! 🥂
Yep, I'm now in treatment! 😂😂😂😂😂
Throw in a little apple cider vinegar and Bam--Untouchable!!
@Jeannette Sikes Not me!!! I don't fool with that poison--Liquor is Quicker is REAL!!! I sure have rolled a lot though!!!
Oh Glenn! Be carefull, my love... 😂😂😂
When will this nightmare end? And I'm not talking about covid-19.
With Biden taking the lead in his race to to get elected to the 'US senate'... It's looking like 4 more years.
@Abe Garfield we can only hope
@Abe Garfield Neither will Biden. 🤷♂️
@@abram730 if you were good at math you wouldn't have been surprised on Tuesday
Sebastian Elytron when you vote this pri*k out of office.
That song at the end was awesome!! Lol
If he never touches his face perhaps it's not bronzer after all, maybe he just needs a wash?
🤣😂😅I laughed out loud, thanks.
well said
I'm betting it's not his face he likes to touch
From a pressure washer.
Ivanka Sits on it!!! "All clean Daddy!!"
I love how the audience joined in the song!
Kudos to the writing team. Their songs are brilliant!!!! Stephen, you do them proud with your delivery of said songs and all your lines really!!! Keep us laughing and THANK YOU to all.
I was at a Walmart today and it straight up looks like people were preparing for an apocalypse they were running out of everything. The Employees told me they ran out of hand sanitizers last week.
Australian supermarkets ran out of toilet paper. Nothing else, just toilet paper.
so dumb... yeah more people than normal will get sick, but it's not like some zombie apocalypse, the electricity and water aren't gonna just shut off, and roads get blocked by crashed cars and stuff... the supermarkets will still be open... amazon and ebay still work...
Not just Walmart. All grocery stores in the Washington area are running low on hand sanitizers and toilet paper
Panic is a universal thing. People in areas where natural disasters happen a lot experience how stupid folks can be about supplies. Many will try to return them after things get better, including OPENED water and food goods. That said, remember too that a significant number of supplies being bought up are by scalpers. No joke at all about that. People looking to make some money by reselling goods is just as normal as the panic.
Koram I smacked toilet paper out of a lady’s hands and she whent crazy I didn’t even buy it hahaha
So nobody’s gonna say that that version of “Take me out to the Ball Game” is awesome?
I concur! It's a grand slam!
How were people singing along 😂
Let me tell you this---as a nurse--when the Ebola virus was a threat and OBAMA was the President!! Hospitals IMMEDIATELY went into mandatory Ebola training---Special Isolation wards were developed, Equipment, assessment, evaluation, PPE ( personal protective equipment), detection devices--WE WERE PREPARED WITH THE QUICKNESS!!! As it turned out only 2 people died in Texas!!! We've gone past 2 now--All over the world!!!
THAT TRAINING IS WHAT IS STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND THE VIRUS!!! Pray for Them!!!
I miss Obama days so much.😢😢😢
my mom is a Retired RN and i don't remember if she had that done here in ohio but i'm sure it was, i haven't heard anything at all to my knowledge anyways about any hospitals doing that this time around, are they?
Carrie - I have prayed for us all since January of 2017. Please, fellow Democrats or anyone voting in November: don't attack or sow divisiveness against any Democrats still standing after Super Tuesday. Please. We all want the same thing: an end to this trump tragedy.
@@shirleyrombough8173 so true but dont just vote for just anyone look into what they claim they can do. Hopefully Biden won't beat Bernie as Bernie seems like the only one who will follow the actual law unlike the walking cheeto
Stimpson J. Kat At the very least, Biden can mitigate the damage Trump has done. It’s not an ideal, but at least we can save the nation for another 4 years. I’m not expecting a miracle, but we can at least stop the US from dying.
He never touches his face. It's constantly in the line of a jet spray filled with with what looks like gravy and Hi-C orange drink.
It's Ironbrew(heavy Scottish accent)
Some Spakfilla in there too
@@santyclause8034 i laughed aloud at my desk.
corona virus porn? what is it two people wearing masks saying “oooh baby, don’t touch me..etc”?
mungo likes candy look it up and investigate for us.
Actually there is a video on FB, they're doing it in full hazmat suits--It's Hilarious!!!!
But seriously, is that having a rompy pompy in an astronaut suit or what? Unvelievable... 😂
Breaking news: The movie version of "Rocky Horror Picture Show" will be temporarily short one song, "Touch Me (I Wanna Be Dirty)". It will be reinstated when the virus epidemic is over. More news at 11.
i hope to god i never have to find out...
You are a rock star Mr. Stephen!.,.keep on going!
Oh yeah nothing says leadership by stepping aside and saying take over mike.
I've taken an alcoholic drink every time Trump has blamed Obama... I've been permanently drunk for nearly 4 years. 😁
So you're saying that 'Obama' is responsible for your drinking.
#ThanksObama
Be mindful of your liver and stay off the road. You wouldn't something like Medicare For All to cover your medical expenses.
🍺
@@DavidRichardson153 works in other countries...only reason you and everyone hates the idea is because we ALL know that military spending is not going to take the cut to pay for the program, even though it should. What's more important? War and fear mongering world wide, OR the health of your nation? Honestly a no brainer....
David Richardson medicare will cover all.... except for drugs... you've self prescribed
Paging Dr Daniels, Dr Jack Daniels to ER stat!
🤣👍
Not strong enough. 151 please!
#PagingDrJack 🥃
LMAO. I’ll be right there with nurse nipples and a bottle of Corona with a lime for the vaccine!
edward lubin The alimentary canal is still outside the body.
Trump's flaws are far more obvious now, to the point where it is quite pathetic.
Just an FYI - Purell parent company is being sued over Purell's claims of killing bacteria. LOL
Gotta commend the audience for trying to sing along
Merc I did, too. Scared my cat.
"The tingle means it's working" My new favorite line...
He has not touched his face in weeks, meanwhile, he tells the Nation, " everything is ok, you most likely will not die."
And tells them to go to work when sick
Did I mention how much I love Stephen Colbert?! Because I freakin' do, like a lot lot.
I love this guy ,man he usually has me laughing to tears
You mean Trump ? Yeah ! Me too man ! Hahahaha
Those doomsday preparers must be so happy right now.
We told you Trump would win, we told you the reckoning would come. No one listens, enjoy your implosion, libs lol
@@nppj1407
Hey ya drump zombie, I'm lockin' and loadin' my zombie eliminator right now! 😱
They are going to be stuck easting a ton of freeze dried food.
Katie Hettinger Doomsday Prepper: You can stay in my bunker with all us crazy loonies and eat tinned food for a year, or you can stay up top and face certain death....Me: I’ll take death thanks!
Better make the most of that audience participation, 'cos at this rate they won't be allowed to have one in the theater much longer.
Ah yes, no one projects confidence in a crisis like Trump. When his advisors mentioned Coronavirus, Trump thought it was tainted beer
45 the man who asked who we couldn't use existing flu shots against the virus.
Katie Hettinger shh I’m trying to erase that moment from my memory it’s too sad
Here's a secret cure
*stand on your head. Wrap your fingers around your private while taking deep breaths. Then move your palm from the base of your private to its tip Repeat till you see a white fluid. For women, insert your index and middle finger as deep as you can followed by gentle flicking on the small button above the hole. Practice every 30 mins.*
You're all welcome
@@boohoomoron7629 Damn! It seems I've been doing it wrong. The chicken isn't even mentioned.
It's not a matter of if, but when someone poorly informed by his own govt is going to cough right into that man's gaping maw.
Trump never heard the term “Second Lady” in reference to the VP’s wife! Oh Gawd! Someone has to go back to elementary school and it certainly isn’t me! Lord help us all!
*The chorus was good.*
If you have concerns about healthcare maybe you should back a candidate who supports M4A
And someone who doesn't cut billions off of CDC funding.
@@telectronix1368 that would be amazing, and hopefully someone with a rudimentary understanding of vaccines
@@ConstantChaos1 .....but this TrumpWorld (at least for the next 10 months) so good luck with that dream. 😑
Highly questionable whether Biden does. The industry lobbyists and billionaires are already getting into his pockets...
Constant Chaos that's why I'm NOT giving up on Bernie! 💙 😆
I just love it whenever Stephen does a song😂
I'm so glad I bought my sanitizer, wipes, bleach etc last week! (Because we all had strep). Win?
"We're all infected" Rick Grimes - TWD
I had a weird chest infection in December. Never have experienced anything like it, starting in my chest as a dry cough. Eventually became a full on cold/flu and I then got over it. But it was weird at the time. Now I hear that’s how coronavirus starts, and that they started recognizing cases in December in Wuhan. I’m in Minneapolis. Who knows 🤷♂️
@@rmiddlehouse Yeah we had that here in Jan. I was sick as a dog for a week.
Rule 34 even applies to the Coronavirus.
This was inevitable!
If it exists...
Rule 34 wasn't never a thing tho
We still haven't reached the final Rule 34 stage though: Porn **about** Rule 34.
I smell "weebness" around here...
4Chan did it again
*Never a mentioned of Medicare for All?*
@Jeannette Sikes I like Bernie more, but i will vote for Biden if he gets the nod because i will not be responsible for trump getting another term when it is obvious he cannot or doesn't want to do his job. If you want folks to suffer because you didn't get your way, then fine, but just don't come here after Nov and bitch about Trump.
@Jeannette Sikes that 'I won't vote Democrat if my guy doesn't win' bullshit is exactly how we got stuck with Orange Foolius in the first place. You and the people that think like you will be to blame when we're stuck with him for 4 more years.
That Goin’ Viral banner is everything.
Colbert getting invited to run the Tokyo marathon 2021 in 3, 2, 1...
I wonder how many people googled "coronavirus porn" after seeing this video 😁
Ngocky99: I was super close to doing it myself, but thankfully withheld. I am curious though.
Ngocky99 can’t believe that it was trending on the site
Everybody.
@Dusk Dawg damn clickbait.
I live in Zhengzhou, China. We have been on strict lock down for 6 weeks. I'm from America. It's hard not to think that America is doomed. There's no way Americans would endure the strictures the Chinese have been going through. If I were betting I would bet against it.
Lol! Steven never miss a chance to hop on the DeLorean 🤣.
Hands, touching hands
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
Sweet Corona
Ba ba ba
Just from seeing what's happening elsewhere there is going to be like a month-long shut down or for a minimum a couple of weeks of any public gatherings in all major cities. I feel it's inevitable once this goes full outbreak in the next few weeks.
They definitely should play that song at baseball stadiums.
The irony of Colbert singing that song, and also having a packed studio audience.
"So what is the result doc?"
"Congrats it isnt Corona, its stage 4 lung cancer."
"Thank God!"
really:)
Seriously?.
Can't afford to treat it either way...
So, Hump has someone apply his make-up every day? yuk
"Just Stay Home From the Ball Game" - what a catchy tune!
Wait til you see 2,500 cruise passengers enter San Francisco tomorrow. 😉🤣🤣
So if the masks don’t work why is he worried about the health care professionals? 😂 or did I miss something? 🧐
He didn't say they don't work. He said they are not effective and preventing the spread of covid-19.
... They're also ineffective at preventing pregnancy...
lol
@@vroxxzz But they are. Singapore and Taiwan government had restricted export of face masks and give everyone/household a certain number of face masks while building new machines to produce masks People in Taiwan masked up since January if not earlier. Being a country right next to China with more than 2M people working or studying in China, it's spreading at a much slower rate than most western countries (44 cases). One confirmed case is a business woman coming back from Wuhan, She wore a mask during the flight, knowing that she's probably sick. No one else on the flight was infected.
The masks you buy do not filter out most viruses. The virus is too small. Healthcare providers ALSO care for people who have other illnesses. Healthcare provider ALSO care for multiple people so they need to masked to prevent ALL illnesses from spreading with a hospital, clinic or doctor's office. They also change their gowns, gloves and mask in between patients.
Welp that is how I will hear take me out to the ball game from this point forward
I thought I was gonna die!
The Whisky burns..shootin out the nose!
That mask meme is going Viral..
I'll see to that....Bravo!
Thank you for making me laugh! We all need this!
Earlier than a white couple headed to the airport!
Great song.
Mexico's president be like: build that wall fast !🧱
Lol I need have that song as my ring tone for my phone lmao
ahhhh 😆 how often were they cleaning the subway stations before? Gah damn
Probably not since 1982
Todd Bow I believe that🤢
It’s iodine on trumps face?
It is orange!
As soon as he mentioned alcohol I knew he was gonna drink 😂
Love that new song.
You criticized our modern indoor, technological lifestyle, saying human contact is a thing of the past. Well, look who laughing now from their VR headset.
As Nick Miller said, you heal an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and an inside wound with drinking alcohol! = )
NYC; disinfecting the subways
Martha Steward : hahahahaha. Have a napkin ....
Loved the audience singing along🤣
3:45 - 4:15 Perfection.
Needs Full Song with Lyrics.
Steven has put weight on, again. This is what happens when you are not working enough.
The song in the end was awesome
I would post that meme too, Mister Surgeon.
Imagine living life in fear and taking every precautions just to get sick because someone sneezed on that grocery you bought or that door handle you touched
Seriously just make sure to take a shower everyday and wash hands, if it's going to happen it's going to happen no matter the amount of hand sanitizers you use.
I don't use hand sanitizer. With the number of times I have to wash my hands during the day, it'd be absolute overkill.
There are very effective sprays that kill bacteria ( and hopefully viruses too. ). A product called Microban 24 will kill bacteria on surfaces for 24 hours. Viruses live on surfaces for hours and hours after landing on that hard surface. People: BE SMART. Wash your hands for 20 seconds. Clean surfaces at your job, and clean your cell phone too !
Dude its rule 34. "If something exists, there is porn of it."
34b. If it exists, there's Pokémon of it.
34c. If it exists, there's ponies of it.
@@WerewolfLord Now, I'm imagining a Pokepony of the Coronavirus with a naughty college student in a hazmat suit.
LMAO thank God 4 your humor!
Don’t be surprised when that song hits the top 10.
Imagine if Trump read all of these comments on this comment section?
Sorry. He can't read very well. Have you seen him trying to stay on the script with the teleprompter?
Sub To This Cute Dog - Don't you wish he did,?
If he's not touched his face in weeks, how does the Skin tan get on his face
Oneki Isekpe hoses or maybe as a pie launched from across the room
he has a makeup person.
@@sophierobinson2738 Absolutely true. We know he makes up people all the times. They're the ones he always refers to when he says "People tell me... "
@@cliffordsherman7702 , LOL!
@@sophierobinson2738 - So he lets his makeup person, who might be infected, touch his face, but he himself doesn't? xD
I think it was just wishful thinking on his part.
I love that the crowd started singing along
That song at the end needs a proper studio recording lol.
#colbare2020: There's a man, who not only would win the presidency but has also won my heart....
purely platonical, but 100% real
If you have cuts on your hands it is a point of entry as well folks! Quick test, rub ha da with lemon and if you have stinging, you have an opening! I teach safe sex, same for HIV safe sex test to use. So washing hands is crucial!
Brilliant test.
If you wash your hands while singing that 30-sec jingle, you’ll definitely have clean hands!
ABSOLUTELY LOVE the new 7th inning stretch song, Stephen.
Government: masks dont work
Also government: we need them
.......
Because *cough* they dont work?
Because we want to prevent a shortage of them in hospitals, where they are really needed. Unless you're old or immune compromised, you don't need a mask.
@@laurent1144 we buy them from stores hospitals buy them from direct distributors..... two different streams
@@laurent1144 False. You need them anyway. Even if you are young and your immune defenses are high, without a mask if you're one of the 50% of asymptomatic you'll be spreading it far and wide for weeks.
If you're young and healthy, buy cheap masks. Leave the good ones for people with immune system deficiencies and people highly exposed to the virus.
Rule of thumb: don't be a prick, there ain't enough masks for everyone. If society tolerates hoarding or other socially disruptive behaviours and allows them to go unpunished, well, they should brace for the culling that's coming.
Also note: the democratic candidates for nominee are both old (and they are in serious risk of death in case they get infected). Do you wanna get rid of Trump or not? Then wear that friggin mask and don't botch the result of the primaries.
Or go give Trump a nice hug if you're positive.
@@kainenmattison3665 Nope, same stream.
@@elenachristian9860 medical cant get masks from say home depot or lowes unless they give them over..... even then they dont have the same cleanliness controls as the medical supply lines. Argue if you want but thats just how it is.
Stephen we need to talk...
...are you drinking more of late?...
It looked cloudy like apple juice. Good whisky doesn't get cloudy and you really shouldn't use ice.
Most people are.
Ok, I just made that up, but it sounds right to me so I'll believe it.
Omg.....never get tired of ur video. Great song and singing
With all of this virus disruption, I wonder what is going to happen with the Tokyo Olympics. I don't care for the organization but I want athletes to have their opportunity.
He’s said “he hasn’t touch his face in weeks” Now keep in my think about what he just said. Lot of people didn’t notice this, but it’s there and obvious. Basically he hasn’t “SHOWERED” in weeks because in order to shower it requires to touch your face. That is just pure disgusting. Now it all makes sense why Melanie never wants to be around him. 😱
I've noticed Stephen has been drinking a lot more lately...
Breaking news: People who use bronzer are 50X more likely to contract the disease.
I thought you were going to say brain damage.😅👍💖
Great song! And clearly the audience saw the lyrics and joined you.
CDC: we have over a hundred thousand people infected, over a thousand deaths and no vaccine yet.
Concerned citizen: are you telling us the truth?
CDC: Oh yeah, we're also out of coffee!
Concerned citizen: PANIC!!
I’ve asked it before: how much are we, the taxpayers, paying for The Donald’s daily makeup sessions?
Obviously too much if we have to pay for a make-up artist to clean and paint Trump's face every morning at 4 am.
It's training for the people who camouflage our tanks and planes. Just replace moldy orange with olive green, and they're ready for duty.
You know things are bad when the monologue has a part 2
3:44 LMAO 😂 😝 😆
Everyone has to have weird kink... even if it’s a deadly virus
US - 150 reported patients, 11deaths.
South Korea - 5,766 reported patients, 35 deaths.
Guess which country has made tests more widely available.
Guess which country has caught those affected in the early stages and therefore been able to treat them early with more successful outcomes.
I go get a drink a lil too often cause of you Steve!!!!! Lol
So, you have to run the Tokyo Marathon next year Stephen ;)
I can tell he hasn’t touched his face; most people shower or bathe every day. Go figure.
I think Stephen is an alcoholic 😂. He's always finding a reason to have a drink on air 💀
He wasn't before 2016.♥️
@@katiehettinger7857
😄😄😄😄
I'm sure many alcoholics were born from this administration.
So
That crowd is next level 🔥🔥
This was like the band on the deck of the Titanic