So, I transcripted the whole credits. Enjoy. Cast in order appearance ANGRY KID Background arteeeests Billy Bit-part J.K. Darling Mariane Muggit Mutley Freestyle Stud Muffbuster Pixillation Arteeeests Clayton (rock Hard Cock) Saunders git Costume Sock frocks and hot cocks Props Did you see any props? Hmm? Coreography J.J. Paralysisi@ Lemon Buff Studios Makeup Bob the Builder Cleanup O.O. Wankywipe M.U.C. Hair Stylist Simon Styles p.*.*.f Arse pilot Bunk Turdles Voice trainer Gillian Throst Stand in for Mister Kid Derek Griffiths "Doo ba do ba boo" "Would you like a slice of navy cake?" Fitness trainers Rocky Balboa Thora Hurd BOD Assistant to Mr Bod God Dog Simon Templer Dave DAVE Trouble at Mill Grave Danger What's wrong with being a ginger anyway? Animators Chesney Hawkes Derek Griffiths Morph Ted Gravy Bung "nad nad" Chupperchups Ghengis Kahn Brian Blessed Greg Ripchord III Linda Loveplace Stobbit Dobbin Simon Armature Grimmace and Wallet Captain Thunderpants Dan Lane Rank Stankpot Mister Greedy Flipper Assistant animators Bernard Manning Ed Nestler Dr Icabod Dangerous Dugdale Foddy Tina Slingshot John Smith Juicy Mebrane Tracy Jugs Stiff Thighod bob II Marvin Frame mungler Doug Dung Dug Puke A small frog Johnny Morris Do you want chips with that? Sets Avon County Council Lighting Camera Mark "Thumbhead" Chamberpot F.A.K. Camera assistant Mark "Thumbhead" Chamberpot F.A.K. Assistant Camera Mickey Bloody Mouse by the looks of it Do ladies have ladybumps because they're allergic to their bras? The thing that gets me about Really long Credits sequences is… I Dunno, They're like… Well, they're just so Bloody Long Endless in some cases Pop off for a quick dump… Pop back again And they're still rolling! In fact Unless you're a bloody Media wanker Who works in the Biz Who's looking out for their CHUMS… You know the sort "Oh look, Fabian worked on this one. he's just so Soho" Or perhaps you're just Some sort of Anorak Name spotter Or maybe you just wanted to hear the closing track in the movie Know it now? This is just a marketing con. Notice how the song and it's lyrics have little, or nothing in common with the movie itself. It's just a device to dredge fading stars out of retirement and make gazillions out of a sentimental piece of tat. Mug Anyway, back to it I suppose Ahem Bloke in charge of stuff Maxine Blokedy bloke bloke Things Endless Thomas Maggy May not "Put it down" Heh Heh Stinky Show us yer pups Grip Gemma Slipknot Slip K.Y. Lubesworthy Electricians The Sparks Torchy the battery boy Timothy Claypole Pie Rank catering services nice Things and stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Whiskey Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff things moments and events Feelings and emotions Bob Todd Honey Badger courtesy of Angry Mammals from hot places ltd. in association with BLUD Music Stuart "actually rather good" Corden Additional music Cressida "bargain basement" Rottenbox Sven Hoover and the grunts Throb Sound Jimmy "Steiner" Mather Dr Ears Percy Edwards Crap More crap Life is just too short for this Animation Malarky I'm gonna get me a real job A plummer for instance. I can see it now.. Me and my tools Out There Plumming! What d'ya reckon? People need plummers. script Darn Washlch Script editor Darrnn Wlschashsh Smell Men Gay stalk Deep Joy Cuss Gasspants Cassius Clay Tanya Jugs Skippy Breeders Wives Muzzler Stuart Bucklet Post Production Lick both sides and hold Bloody brilliant title sequence Dan Lane Credits Ken Morsel We would like to thank Alan County council for the use of their love funnel. It really came in handy chaps really, thanks thanks and thanks again. Diamond geezers, the lot of you. wankers Hundred green bottles hanging on the wall hundred green bottles hanging on the wall and if one green bottle should accidentally fall there'd be ninety nine green bottles hanging on the wall Ninety nine green bottles hangin on the wall Ninety nine green bottles Hangin on The Wall And if that Green Bottle Should accidentally Fall There'd be… Ninety eight Green bottles Hangin on the wall Ninety eight green bottles Hangin on The wall And if That green Bottle Should Accidentally fall There'd be Ninety seven Green Bottles Hangin on the wall Ninety Seven Green bottles Hangin on The wall And if That green Bottle Should accidentally fall There'd be ninety six Green Bottles Hanging on the wall etc etc etc etc "Spider Feet" Performed by The Nosebleeds "Your Green Geoffrey" Performed by The Pallettes "Every time I think, it itches" Scratch mix by Follick "I can't knit without you" Performed by Mrs J Mumford "Diamonds are for Trevor" Performed by H. Samuelson "You're my Meatfeast" Performed by BUM GRAVY "Shave that groovy toe boy" Performed by Tim Buck II "Dirt Stranger" Performed by The raging Generals "Spat a Moose" Performed by China Dynamite "Jesus Crackers" Performed by Godswallop "I got funk in my Groove" Performed by Hungry Cusset "Bamboo Helicopter" Performed by Chesty Morgan "Marmite Finger" Performed by Frank Bough "Lick the Cistern" Performed by Desperate Dyson action "Hung like a hoover" Performed by Clayton Saunders "You made me a love puddle" Performed by Damp sleeper "Dung my Duggy doo" Performed by Roger tat and the doobries "Shut the poodle Thomas" Performed by Muck funnel 1999 "Mark my turds" Performed by Loose Merkin "Dancin on the sideboard" Performed by The Rickets (C) Aardman Animations Ltd. 2003 dumpovision This piece of tripe was shot in dumpovision. All rights reserved blah blah blahdy blah blah hot cock MMMMMLLXIUGSMKS NOSEBLEED All rights reserved to punch you up the junction You mutha fucka MCCLAXATIVE.CUM
So, I transcripted the whole credits. Enjoy.
Cast in order appearance
ANGRY KID
Background arteeeests
Billy Bit-part
J.K. Darling
Mariane Muggit
Mutley Freestyle
Stud Muffbuster
Pixillation Arteeeests
Clayton (rock Hard Cock) Saunders
git
Costume
Sock frocks and hot cocks
Props
Did you see any props?
Hmm?
Coreography
J.J. Paralysisi@
Lemon Buff Studios
Makeup
Bob the Builder
Cleanup
O.O. Wankywipe M.U.C.
Hair Stylist
Simon Styles
p.*.*.f
Arse pilot
Bunk Turdles
Voice trainer
Gillian Throst
Stand in for Mister Kid
Derek Griffiths
"Doo ba do ba boo"
"Would you like a slice of navy cake?"
Fitness trainers
Rocky Balboa
Thora Hurd
BOD
Assistant to Mr Bod
God
Dog
Simon Templer
Dave
DAVE
Trouble at Mill
Grave Danger
What's wrong with being a ginger anyway?
Animators
Chesney Hawkes
Derek Griffiths
Morph
Ted Gravy
Bung "nad nad" Chupperchups
Ghengis Kahn
Brian Blessed
Greg Ripchord III
Linda Loveplace
Stobbit Dobbin
Simon Armature
Grimmace and Wallet
Captain Thunderpants
Dan Lane
Rank Stankpot
Mister Greedy
Flipper
Assistant animators
Bernard Manning
Ed Nestler
Dr Icabod Dangerous
Dugdale Foddy
Tina Slingshot
John Smith
Juicy Mebrane
Tracy Jugs
Stiff Thighod bob II
Marvin Frame mungler
Doug Dung Dug
Puke
A small frog
Johnny Morris
Do you want chips with that?
Sets
Avon County Council
Lighting Camera
Mark "Thumbhead" Chamberpot
F.A.K.
Camera assistant
Mark "Thumbhead" Chamberpot
F.A.K.
Assistant Camera
Mickey Bloody Mouse by the looks of it
Do ladies have ladybumps
because they're allergic to their bras?
The thing that gets me about
Really long
Credits sequences is…
I Dunno, They're like…
Well, they're just so
Bloody Long
Endless in some cases
Pop off
for a quick dump…
Pop back again
And they're still rolling!
In fact
Unless you're a bloody
Media wanker
Who works in the Biz
Who's looking out for their
CHUMS…
You know the sort
"Oh look, Fabian worked on this one. he's just so Soho"
Or perhaps
you're just
Some sort of Anorak
Name spotter
Or maybe you just wanted to hear the closing track in the movie
Know it now? This is just a marketing con.
Notice how the song and it's lyrics have little, or nothing in common
with the movie itself.
It's just a device to dredge fading stars out of retirement
and make gazillions out
of a sentimental
piece of tat.
Mug
Anyway, back to it I suppose
Ahem
Bloke in charge of stuff
Maxine Blokedy bloke bloke
Things
Endless Thomas
Maggy May not
"Put it down"
Heh Heh
Stinky
Show us yer pups
Grip
Gemma Slipknot
Slip
K.Y. Lubesworthy
Electricians
The Sparks
Torchy the battery boy
Timothy Claypole
Pie
Rank catering services
nice
Things and stuff
Stuff
Stuff Stuff Stuff
Whiskey
Stuff
Stuff
Stuff
Stuff things moments and events
Feelings and emotions
Bob Todd
Honey Badger courtesy of
Angry Mammals from hot places ltd.
in association with BLUD
Music
Stuart "actually rather good" Corden
Additional music
Cressida "bargain basement" Rottenbox
Sven Hoover and the grunts
Throb
Sound
Jimmy "Steiner" Mather
Dr Ears
Percy Edwards
Crap
More crap
Life is just too short
for this
Animation Malarky
I'm gonna get me a real job
A plummer for instance.
I can see it now..
Me and my tools
Out There
Plumming!
What d'ya reckon?
People need plummers.
script
Darn Washlch
Script editor
Darrnn Wlschashsh
Smell Men
Gay stalk
Deep Joy
Cuss Gasspants
Cassius Clay
Tanya Jugs
Skippy
Breeders Wives
Muzzler
Stuart Bucklet
Post Production
Lick both sides and hold
Bloody brilliant title sequence
Dan Lane
Credits
Ken Morsel
We would like to thank Alan County council for the
use of their love funnel. It really came in handy chaps
really, thanks thanks and thanks again.
Diamond geezers, the lot of you.
wankers
Hundred green bottles hanging on the wall
hundred green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
there'd be ninety nine green bottles hanging on the wall
Ninety nine green bottles
hangin on the wall
Ninety nine green bottles
Hangin on
The Wall
And if that
Green Bottle
Should accidentally
Fall
There'd be…
Ninety eight Green bottles
Hangin on the wall
Ninety eight green bottles
Hangin on
The wall
And if
That green Bottle
Should
Accidentally fall
There'd be
Ninety seven
Green Bottles
Hangin on the wall
Ninety
Seven Green bottles
Hangin on
The wall
And if
That green
Bottle
Should accidentally
fall
There'd be ninety six
Green Bottles
Hanging
on
the wall
etc
etc etc etc
"Spider Feet"
Performed by
The Nosebleeds
"Your Green Geoffrey"
Performed by
The Pallettes
"Every time I think, it itches"
Scratch mix by
Follick
"I can't knit without you"
Performed by
Mrs J Mumford
"Diamonds are for Trevor"
Performed by
H. Samuelson
"You're my Meatfeast"
Performed by
BUM GRAVY
"Shave that groovy toe boy"
Performed by
Tim Buck II
"Dirt Stranger"
Performed by
The raging Generals
"Spat a Moose"
Performed by
China Dynamite
"Jesus Crackers"
Performed by
Godswallop
"I got funk in my Groove"
Performed by
Hungry Cusset
"Bamboo Helicopter"
Performed by
Chesty Morgan
"Marmite Finger"
Performed by
Frank Bough
"Lick the Cistern"
Performed by
Desperate Dyson action
"Hung like a hoover"
Performed by
Clayton Saunders
"You made me a love puddle"
Performed by
Damp sleeper
"Dung my Duggy doo"
Performed by
Roger tat and the doobries
"Shut the poodle Thomas"
Performed by
Muck funnel 1999
"Mark my turds"
Performed by
Loose Merkin
"Dancin on the sideboard"
Performed by
The Rickets
(C) Aardman Animations Ltd.
2003
dumpovision
This piece of tripe was shot in dumpovision.
All rights reserved blah blah
blahdy blah blah
hot cock
MMMMMLLXIUGSMKS
NOSEBLEED
All rights reserved to punch you
up the junction
You mutha
fucka
MCCLAXATIVE.CUM
bro why did some of the fake credits make me laugh? 😄
Woah!, you took your time making the comment!, well done mate!, very helpful!! 😊
0:59 Bob the Builder was in the credits there
1:02 Torchy the Battery boy and Timothy Claypole are there too
Also saw Bod and Mister Greedy as well
Stinky Finger lol