My Favorite Graduation Speech Ever

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2008
  • This kid from East Jessamine High School gives a hilarious graduation speech complete with Southland knocks and off-color jokes.

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  • @Nachtopus
    @Nachtopus Před 9 lety +477

    Those wet dream jokes were pretty ballsy.

    • @orinpemulus1441
      @orinpemulus1441 Před 8 lety +3

      +metalmusician6798 He could have meant peed the bed. That's for the audience to decide and makes them acceptable.

    • @user-em9mw9ch3y
      @user-em9mw9ch3y Před 4 lety +3

      You need balls to do that..... and that too

  • @daniellelee5766
    @daniellelee5766 Před 9 lety +947

    I was probably looking at the woman at the bottom corner more than him LOL

    • @dustinsattarelle5783
      @dustinsattarelle5783 Před 9 lety +130

      Danielle lee she was not impressed about the wet dream joke haha

    • @austinfreeman128
      @austinfreeman128 Před 8 lety +3

      +dustin sattarelle 😂😂😂 yeah

    • @kiki-db2ru
      @kiki-db2ru Před 8 lety

      +Danielle lee me too

    • @ExtacyOfThinking
      @ExtacyOfThinking Před 8 lety +11

      +Danielle lee "The student teacher relationship is no longer a problem" sure crossed her mind once or twice..

    • @sasquach2488
      @sasquach2488 Před 8 lety +1

      me too she looks so confused

  • @fuckametrogronkcunt2917
    @fuckametrogronkcunt2917 Před 10 lety +710

    People say school was the easiest part of your life. Bullshit.

  • @TheCL0WN96
    @TheCL0WN96 Před 10 lety +462

    I feel sorry for the guy/girl that has to come up after him, knowing their speech definitely isn't going to top that.

  • @LGR1101
    @LGR1101 Před 10 lety +79

    That teacher sitting on stage went through an emotional journey with this speech.

  • @2ndnature802
    @2ndnature802 Před 10 lety +154

    This guy has perfect delivery.

    • @huiosjr
      @huiosjr Před 10 lety +6

      Natural. Not perfect. With work though....

  • @Dabket3araB
    @Dabket3araB Před 8 lety +358

    His speech was so good that it caused a financial recession few weeks later.

  • @yumandsuggs6942
    @yumandsuggs6942 Před 9 lety +103

    2:39 how her facial expression changes when she realises what he's saying LOL

  • @busterblader200
    @busterblader200 Před 9 lety +272

    Has anyone else paid attention to the girl on the bottom right?

  • @dohoangquan35
    @dohoangquan35 Před 10 lety +84

    "No, not that dream, don't worry". HAHAHAHAAAA

  • @jaydenthompsonauthor
    @jaydenthompsonauthor Před 3 lety +22

    "These should not be the best 12 years of your life. That is a pain that I do not wish upon any of my enemies. If CATS testing and portfolios are the best years of your life, then you have done something wrong." ~Best quote about school ever

  • @cassidylouwerens7061
    @cassidylouwerens7061 Před 9 lety +71

    Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid

    • @shane.stryker
      @shane.stryker Před 9 lety +1

      No but he is a validictorian at east freaking jessamine.... You don't live in Kentucky and I do and I know that east is on the bottom of the list for education....

    • @bisacool7339
      @bisacool7339 Před 9 lety +1

      SibSixGaming so your basing your conclusion about the school's capabilities in judging their student?? SHAME!

  • @hamatoyoshi8711
    @hamatoyoshi8711 Před 8 lety +69

    he would make a great actor at a comedy sitcom

    • @addicTix
      @addicTix Před 8 lety +5

      Well, he's an actor. It's Diego Boneta. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Boneta

    • @zachwolfe6071
      @zachwolfe6071 Před 7 lety +1

      addicTix Lol what? That kid is from Jessamine County, Kentucky. It's most likely his name is not Diego.

    • @alexpurnell2934
      @alexpurnell2934 Před 7 lety

      Zach Wolfe That's definitely him bro

    • @yunianiceto9805
      @yunianiceto9805 Před 7 lety

      Hamato Yoshi diego boneta, he's an actor now :)

    • @rankedskywars
      @rankedskywars Před 3 lety

      @@addicTix bro what ur telling me he released an album in portuguese his sophomore year? ok

  • @louisiananlord17
    @louisiananlord17 Před 10 lety +61

    "If CATS testing and portfolios are the best things about your lives, your lives are miserable." Truer words have never been spoken. :p

    • @konyvnyelv.
      @konyvnyelv. Před rokem

      They're the best thing of my life and I am proud of it

  • @RamtinErKul
    @RamtinErKul Před 8 lety +127

    ?how the fuck did i end up here

  • @isaiahcampbell3992
    @isaiahcampbell3992 Před 8 lety +73

    Class of 2017 right here!

  • @DavidSSabb
    @DavidSSabb Před 11 lety +20

    This man managed to fit every joke I've ever heard in any graduation speech into one, and then some.

  • @NickLockard1
    @NickLockard1 Před 9 lety +90

    What a fucking legend

  • @PeterGregg
    @PeterGregg Před 2 lety +7

    Wow, finally a really great speech! I see so many that say "best graduation speech ever" and they are nice, but this one really lets a boy shine that would not only make his parents proud, but the classmates that actually know him, or don't know him, all want to be friends with this guy. He is grade A stock, never heard of him, will never meet him, but I already love him and would want him as a friend. Thumbs up, whoever you are. Your heart is big enough to take in a whole school. I hope you soar in life, and don't forget to love God that made you so damn cool 👍👍👍

  • @TheKreagster
    @TheKreagster Před 11 lety +2

    Thanks John for such a memorable graduation! Class of '08!

  • @ieLindy
    @ieLindy Před 6 lety +5

    This guy speaks from the heart. Probably one of the reasons this is such a good speech.

  • @7eis
    @7eis Před 10 lety +104

    not sure why I watched this to the end.

  • @XxmizlatinaxX
    @XxmizlatinaxX Před 9 lety +20

    '' don't cry because its over , smile because it happened '' true :'')

  • @A1a8l5h9a8d
    @A1a8l5h9a8d Před rokem +1

    I wish I could go back then in time and relive all these years again having my present conciousness

  • @ryan9570
    @ryan9570 Před 9 lety +18

    this guy would make a great toastmaster at any public or corporate event!

  • @alandolawson1924
    @alandolawson1924 Před 2 lety +3

    I was in the 2nd grade at that point in time, transitioning to the 3rd. Damn, time flies!

  • @sydmc2525
    @sydmc2525 Před 14 lety +2

    That was a great speech...humorous, but serious at the same time. Great job!!

  • @barbarahawk6476
    @barbarahawk6476 Před 10 lety

    That was a great speech, young Sir. Good Luck In all you accomplish in your lifetime.

  • @JovenesUnidosenCrist
    @JovenesUnidosenCrist Před 9 lety +73

    Did "Kick Ass" finally graduate high school?

  • @LTMCMedia
    @LTMCMedia Před 9 lety +41

    For the record, I am going to college, sorry if you lost that bet. LMAO

  • @idoforensics
    @idoforensics Před 15 lety

    Hahaha! I was just browsing speeches because I have to give one tonight. I didn't know I would someone end up watching Mr. Maloney's speech! I didn't know he spoke but job well done.

  • @rebekkahparsons7592
    @rebekkahparsons7592 Před 11 lety +2

    As I am getting ready to graduate tonight, I am watching these videos. This one makes me so excited to graduate. Here's to the class of 2013.

  • @mandyd6141
    @mandyd6141 Před 8 lety +17

    I have no idea how I got here haha but this was great :)

  • @ruheejuv121
    @ruheejuv121 Před 8 lety +94

    im supposed 2 b studying for my math test go me

  • @Chronas9.9
    @Chronas9.9 Před 8 lety

    i love this guy
    and this year

  • @archiecook55
    @archiecook55 Před 9 lety

    I was laughing and clapping along with the audience here behind my computer, love this speech. :)

  • @uscman3
    @uscman3 Před 10 lety +12

    This dude rocks

  • @lila151
    @lila151 Před 7 lety +14

    I was watching a hopeless video on how to get you cat to like you and I ended up here. I'm not complaining...

  • @whoogoesthere
    @whoogoesthere Před 7 lety +3

    This cracked me up. Good speech!

  • @houseofpain4
    @houseofpain4 Před 13 lety

    this is priceless.. i love it! good job.

  • @woodencan
    @woodencan Před 8 lety +11

    Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do It

  • @jacksondenton6916
    @jacksondenton6916 Před 9 lety +19

    Well thanks sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

  • @bboi9421
    @bboi9421 Před 9 lety

    The woman in the background, when he said he won't have to change is sheets, face is priceless!

  • @PapaCologne
    @PapaCologne Před 12 lety

    That was absolutely amazing. I wish our graduation speech in my high school graduation was half this good.

  • @frankbriggs9068
    @frankbriggs9068 Před 9 lety +4

    This kid is awesome, honest, funny and true.

  • @Matthew-qh9ds
    @Matthew-qh9ds Před 7 lety +32

    He sounds and looks like Josh from drake and josh

  • @verdejazz
    @verdejazz Před 14 lety +1

    Wow it was amazing, this guy has a gift, I wish I could make such a speech, I have mine next week and I haven't even written it...

  • @karkrashful
    @karkrashful Před 12 lety

    i watched this four years later to the day. june 10th 2012 lol

  • @brynnemo9719
    @brynnemo9719 Před 10 lety +3

    haha this was an awesome speech!

  • @evanheath7571
    @evanheath7571 Před 10 lety +9

    He should be a stand up comedian!!!

  • @beatlesfreak89
    @beatlesfreak89 Před 12 lety

    Why couldn't the graduation speech I had to sit through be as awesome as this one?

  • @SuperKpill
    @SuperKpill Před 13 lety

    definitely better than most graduation speeches I've heard... especially high school graduation speeches

  • @GabrielMartinez-ec1il
    @GabrielMartinez-ec1il Před 10 lety +6

    the teacher's face at 2:35 is hilarious!

  • @makeitmodded
    @makeitmodded Před 7 lety +68

    Just realized this is Highschool.. Highschool isn't a milestone, its the beginning of your grave =P

    • @makeitmodded
      @makeitmodded Před 7 lety +1

      ***** Na... Just 4:00 in the morning. You know how it is.

  • @jasminejayjayJJ
    @jasminejayjayJJ Před 12 lety

    lol ... i was looking up stud.co. ideas and i found this... this kid... only just made my day lol

  • @contreras27able
    @contreras27able Před 9 lety

    i am doing a graduation speech this one has helped the most, great speech

  • @veronicafayne6884
    @veronicafayne6884 Před 10 lety +20

    My cousin graduated from east jessamine high school in 2009

  • @haydenjessup
    @haydenjessup Před 10 lety +402

    congratulations, you have completed the easiest part of your life.

    • @Venom312
      @Venom312 Před 10 lety +20

      Bre Richardson Sorry to hear about your parents and congrats on the GPA, but the statement is still true. Aside from extenuating circumstances, high school as it is, is simply a matter of attending and 'getting through' it. You have to actively work at not succeeding, whereas everything else requires work to succeed.

    • @haydenjessup
      @haydenjessup Před 10 lety +11

      Wasn't that hard, wait until you hit University. :) biggest wake up call.

    • @brerichardson1866
      @brerichardson1866 Před 10 lety +41

      What? You just hit your wake up call at university? I attend NYU for Biochemistry and to be honest. It's tough. But it definitely wasnt high school. So much drama in highschool. so much wanting to quit. Where here there is no point in giving up. all my classes are quite nicely scheduled and I can do my homework easier than high school. Seems like you had to do some growing up to realize your wake up call later. You're pretty ignorant though. To make a such a simple statement on a subject that dwarves and ultimately decides peoples lives. So many kids drop out of highschool and have to get a GED. yeah people drop college but college is something you decide. Highschool you truly have to do, otherwise your life if going to be even worse.

    • @haydenjessup
      @haydenjessup Před 10 lety +4

      I was educated in Australia, and I live in Australia. now, what you study than rather when you went to school is totally irrelevant and different ball game. for me, school was fun and not so challenging, and i had good friends that i have left with, and ill be honest, I commented on this video with my opinion and nothing else, i wasn't being ignorant i was stating the truth. you on the other hand are the ignorant one, you must of found school challenging and a very anti social but nothing in this world comes free and nothing is thrown our way. you might learn that some day :). id love to play keyboard warriors with you, but you're not worth my time.

    • @SSDecontrol94
      @SSDecontrol94 Před 10 lety +23

      Hayden Jessup Cool story, bro.

  • @MikeJustDidit
    @MikeJustDidit Před 11 lety

    this guy doesn't need teleprompters. he's a throwback.

  • @TheMostFreshM3M3
    @TheMostFreshM3M3 Před 7 lety +2

    Class of 2017 represent!

    • @TG93Handle
      @TG93Handle Před 7 lety +4

      Bitch I'm the class of 2020. Sounds way cooler.

  • @Lynnblue98
    @Lynnblue98 Před 7 lety +3

    Class of 2017 here!

  • @lordtomosdecree
    @lordtomosdecree Před 10 lety +386

    It must be hard for this guy to put on a hair net when working at mcDonalds

    • @SiderFace
      @SiderFace Před 10 lety +198

      Dude. This is a speech typically given by the valedictorian. So, your joke makes no sense. Its really just random. You could make the McDonald's joke at any time, and target any person. To make it specifically here means very little, and doesn't hit the mark.

    • @lordtomosdecree
      @lordtomosdecree Před 10 lety +10

      SiderFace I felt i needed to express my opinion about hair net and him working at mcdonalds :)

    • @kakairuislove
      @kakairuislove Před 10 lety +79

      Are you just going around to graduation speeches commenting about them working at McDonalds because I swear this is the 3rd time i've scene you say the exact same thing. Were you a promising valid Victorian? Did you completely fail? Because I have a feeling you're just attacking these people out of self hatre.

    • @lordtomosdecree
      @lordtomosdecree Před 10 lety +13

      Timex Lordx I passed English, because you know, I can use the word "seen" not "scene" BURN

    • @kakairuislove
      @kakairuislove Před 10 lety +58

      lordtomosdecree Burn? Are we three? Sure my spelling is a sin and my grammar is actually a crime against humanity but I am very successful in life because I play on my strengths. I can take a computer apart and put it back together in about 5 minutes and do things with crime scene evidence that would make your head explode. But I suspect you are someone who never learned to play their strengths because you seem like a miserable person. Why do you feel it necessary to find videos of very smart, motivated people cheering on the future and comment that they are working at McDonalds? My guess is that you actually work at McDonalds but you were told your whole life that you were special. Did one of the people who you used to bully or someone you seen as below you come in and order some fries? Why so bitter?

  • @azzatamano2826
    @azzatamano2826 Před 5 lety

    Awesome speech, very entertaining! 👏

  • @CatWithAnRPG
    @CatWithAnRPG Před 11 lety

    You had me at "Freebird", kid.
    I salute you.

  • @ChewieDaniels
    @ChewieDaniels Před 9 lety +59

    God I thought that was Darren Criss

  • @MatthewEcclesiastes
    @MatthewEcclesiastes Před 10 lety +5

    12 long haaaaaaaaaaaaard years loool

  • @izaccvillalpando1052
    @izaccvillalpando1052 Před 7 lety +1

    Lol. I have a speech for my English final this week and I ended up here. CLASS OF 2019

  • @VancouverEdge
    @VancouverEdge Před 11 lety

    So glad to be from this school.

  • @firebluewood4064
    @firebluewood4064 Před 7 lety +5

    The most truest speech ever

    • @cintra1454
      @cintra1454 Před 7 lety +1

      The most of the bad worstest grammar..... Thats what ur comment looked like to me

    • @bloocrest3577
      @bloocrest3577 Před 7 lety

      White Shadow ...Dude that comment does not have a grammatical error in it. Get out of the internet if you don't even know whats wrong and whats right. Also check your spelling, i don't think "ur" is spelled that way.

  • @joychowdhury2440
    @joychowdhury2440 Před rokem +3

    This guy is already a millionaire, doing stand-up comedy and a storyteller.

  • @Dollfacesammy
    @Dollfacesammy Před 15 lety

    aww he is great. I remember that it was great. I miss highschool.

  • @kimberlyzuluaga
    @kimberlyzuluaga Před 4 lety

    this was literally like the best speech ever what

  • @hatemkhrouf8955
    @hatemkhrouf8955 Před 8 lety +5

    His name is Diego Boneta , he is now an actor/singer

    • @GabsCalde
      @GabsCalde Před 8 lety +3

      No he isnt Diego. Diego Boneta is from Mexico, went to school there and won a Tv show for child actors, then made a kids oriented telenovela.

  • @flute136
    @flute136 Před 10 lety +10

    giraffe in the lower right of the screen!!

  • @kreesperez94
    @kreesperez94 Před 10 lety

    wow i really enjoyed this

  • @beatriceghattas4801
    @beatriceghattas4801 Před 10 lety

    This IS the best graduation speech ever!

  • @katelin8682
    @katelin8682 Před 8 lety +41

    il graduate high school in 2019

  • @D3m0nDoG
    @D3m0nDoG Před 10 lety +12

    6:07 that woman was like ... true story :(

  • @haleymonson8352
    @haleymonson8352 Před 11 lety +1

    I have to speak at my graduation this Friday and I'm so tempted to steal this. HAHAHA

  • @Sparky-ce9yy
    @Sparky-ce9yy Před 6 lety

    10 YEARS

  • @jeffreygray4670
    @jeffreygray4670 Před 10 lety +14

    Where is this guy now?

  • @Jayke1981
    @Jayke1981 Před 9 lety +4

    I wonder if he developed a career in self deprecating comedy. His timing is brilliant.

  • @housre
    @housre Před 12 lety

    This is brilliant! He's a natural speaker :')

  • @velezan2010
    @velezan2010 Před 12 lety

    Standing ovation!

  • @danreyes736
    @danreyes736 Před 2 lety +3

    What made it even funnier is that he was the quiet kid all 4 years of high school that hardly spoke with anyone.

  • @lilggio12
    @lilggio12 Před 10 lety +7

    is this a theater play or something. I can tell he rehearsed.

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw Před 9 lety

    This is awesome!

  • @MegaFearlessLover
    @MegaFearlessLover Před 8 lety +1

    I loved it

  • @laceyjay1238
    @laceyjay1238 Před 8 lety +6

    the lady in the bottom right tho

  • @CaeKwe612
    @CaeKwe612 Před 7 lety +3

    Okay it got funny

  • @LittleMissTwizzler
    @LittleMissTwizzler Před 11 lety +1

    I gotta hand it to this kid: hilarious yet meaningful top notch speech

  • @Tricksterknight
    @Tricksterknight Před 11 lety

    great speech, it was very well thought out.kudos.

  • @nickgifford2297
    @nickgifford2297 Před 8 lety +15

    I'm probably graduating in 2020

  • @wartortle577
    @wartortle577 Před 9 lety +3

    Cowboy Bebop

  • @TheNpcsim
    @TheNpcsim Před 12 lety

    This was awesome :D

  • @colorednyght
    @colorednyght Před 12 lety

    That was the best graduation speech i heard yet..

  • @aaronboyle8424
    @aaronboyle8424 Před 10 lety +4

    Why are there so many jerks on the internet? If calling him lame then why are you browsing around for 'inspirational graduation speeches' and not just watching cat videos? I personally thought he was funny, and if it isn't you kind of entertainment then keep it to yourself.

  • @MayzeSigSzalay
    @MayzeSigSzalay Před 10 lety +4

    Umm....Did anyone else click on this thinking it was Darren Criss?

  • @effortlessbeautybar6404
    @effortlessbeautybar6404 Před 10 lety

    WOW thats amazing and u were so confident

  • @masrurtehzib556
    @masrurtehzib556 Před 9 lety

    Awesome. Best speech ever.