Spermathon ft. Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Wee Man & More (2001) | Jackass
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- The 'Jackass' crew compete in the first-ever Spermathon, measuring count, potency, volume, and speed.
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In what comes as a surprise to absolutely no one, the dudes who take the least damage to their groin region have the highest sperm counts
Sooo...do you have nice looking feet?
@@sebcast3173 bro what the fuck?
I thought exactly the same thing! Less groin damage, higher count. I don't know if it's completely scientific. But all that ball busting can't be a positive thing for the count.
@@sebcast3173 not gonna lie, was gonna ask her the same thing until I seen your comment
@@sebcast3173 is this Tarantino's burner account?
It's funny how the old MTV shows get more views in a week than MTV's new shows in a whole year
Gee I wonder why!🤔 Lol
What's MTV? 🥴
its amazing they let their brand die pretty much. Some tv station needs to fill the void
The fall of MTV began when they made that's drug addict jesse a VJ and it was a downhill race that still continues.
@@ftniceberg874 i think also that there's not much music in MTV anymore worth listening to.
I remember seeing this as a kid. My dad walked into the room, sat down, laughed and became a fan of the show that day.
You were so lucky!
lol what a legend
*Did you and your Pops play soggy Sao with each other?😂😂*
my girlfriend and I used to watch this with her little brother, lol.. and yeah, her dad walked in on all three of us one night watching this in the living room. he had just gotten home from his work, collapsed on the couch... asked us what we were watching and just looked at his son like, "don't tell your mom I let you watch this." we ended up watching two whole episodes back to back... and he was laughing harder than us. THIS was the skit that made him laugh the hardest.
My dad loved this show too. Nice bonding experience for us.
Why this wasn't called the Jackass JackOff I'll never know
HOLY SHIT
That would've been gold!👌🧐
MTV probably thought it was too much
@@BroncoKnight34 you must be new to this world...
@@YesSirPhil just came out of the womb a month ago. 😅
"Rick's got good sperm"
"Now he just needs to find someone to put it in"
I'd forgotten that closing line, lmao
First time listening I've heard "now let's find who put it there"
These guys were masters at brilliant one liners.
Idk why but Preston having a helmet on made me laugh so hard.
I didn't even see that. That makes me smile even more.
it clearly helped
@@theideamanhascome3806 Lmao obviously it was the helmet. Simple cause and effect.
Laugh so _hard_
I was going to like this comment, but then its like-count would be 70
This and 9/11 were the most memorable events in 2001 for me
Hahahaha dude i love you
Lmfao👌
Ah yes, there was this 9/11 thing too...
What day was this filmed
@@DavidTheKingYT someday in 2001 im not sure they say it in the video i think
"I was not even half cocked, it was like sweat spaghetti and like i was hearing Wee-Man giggling outside and that wasn't helping anybody" -Johnny Knoxville
Knoxville saying “you can produce sperm with a softie” has given me inspiration to keep going for 10 years
WHAT??!!
You can jack a softie, but it aint penetrating surface tension in a bucket of water.
Bro weemans smile 😂 you know that fool was thinking of Stephanie
Didn’t we all
3:49 What here 😂😂😂
I bet my bottom dollar that all of them thought about Stephanie!
Not gonna lie nurses are hot and she is beautiful.
@@delicious9930I didn’t she’s mid
"I could hear Wee Man giggling outside and that wasn't helping anybody" 😂
but Johnny had his copy of American Grizzly lol
Chris got in terms of his sexuality he got to know what he’s all about 😂😂😂
I remember watching this as a kid and I was like "What are they doing? Are they peeing or something?"
Lmaooooooo
my dad didnt care if i watched jackass when i was young, and i remember i watched this episode with him. in this scene i had absolutely no clue what couldve possibly been happening, whereas my dad was laughing his ass off.
Lmao I was like 8 when I first saw this because of my older brother. I remember being so tempted to ask my parents what sperm was. Good thing I didn't, that would have been awkward af for my brother 😂. I guess something in me thought, this must be bad if its on Jackass 😂.
😆
We all watched movies we shouldn't have at that age lol
“ not much. But it’s somethin. “ ~ wee - man. 😂😂
Like wet spaghetti, eh?
Yeah your profile pic is the exact reaction to your own comment 😂
I love how the room is called "Oval office" legendary
We would have also accepted "The Ovarian Office"
I'm highly suspect of that nurse's credentials.
I bet she knows her way around samples
She's the Head nurse
This chick has dishwashing gloves on...
@@FreeTimeFeats Yes.
Was thinking the same thing lmao
I love how the Doctor doesn't want to touch Rick. "Get away from me, you overfertile monster!"
If they make eye contact she might get pregnant
I was watching this episode of Jackass with my dad at age 12 (you know the age when parents often have "the talk" about the birds and the bees with their kids) after this segment, I got the awkward "talk." Thanks MTV!
You're lucky your father just talked about it to you - mine gave me a demonstration...
@@marcuswhitlow548 your dad needs help. Assuming you were around my age then, you likely weren’t the only one.
@@marcuswhitlow548 cursed comment
I remember being 6 watching this at 1 am with pops
Had to happen sometime.
Lmao the change in Knoxville’s voice after he busted
“I can hear wee man giggling outside and that wasn’t helping anybody” lmao 😂
Chris Pontius was always the funniest one to me
cuz he's party boiiiii
my mom and i both have a gnarly crush on him, part boys the best!
@Roe Jogan hm youll get over it
@@sillydudesyd5962 no one says gnarly but Steve take a seat
@@jetrifle4209 ive been saying gnarly my whole life, chill out
Looks like Bam's dad is on the cover of American Grizzly magazine 😳
Lool
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Phil always was THE SEXY ONE.
I thought it was Gabe Newell
I had so much fun watching this growing up lol, it wasn't necessarily about the crazy stunts, it was just a bunch of friends hanging out having fun. It always had a very 'real' and laid back atmosphere
Same, that's what I really love about jackass.
Lies again? Spaying On Woman Massage Prostate
“Did you walk in there errect already?”
“No it was kinda hard”
😂😂😂😂
he's unintentionally funny
Stephanie Hodge...What a babe xoxooxx
True man.
Pontius coming out of the room naked is one of my favorite Jackass moments, also 2:59 2:50 The pink+blue wristbands are a nice touch
Every last drop 😂
"I gotta come to terms with my sexuality...I gotta know what Im all about” 😂😂
I completely forgot about Stephanie. That's a whole lotta woman.
I'm sorry who is she first ive.ever seen her
@@papa.psychedelic. she was the female Jackass in the beginning. Until she broke her back & quit.
@The Gaben The more in-depth story is they were filming some stunts at a ski resort, and the poor girl broke her back after deciding to go for a ride down the slope on a fully bedded air mattress. It was that day that Jonny Knoxville and crew realized that filming women getting horribly maimed did not provide the same comedic value as watching the regular crew do those stunts. That realization ended her Jackass days which is why she's only seen on the early episodes.
Edit - she was riding down the slope on a mattress, not a porta potty. :)
@The Gaben She got pretzeled.
@@dylansheppard2479 I mean she looks pretty petite too, she probably would have been fine for different stunts, but broken bones were just waiting to happen...
So what ended up happening, is she a paraplegic or was she able to recover?
Weeman: it aint much...but its something.
I remember watching that and laughing like crazy
It's better than nothing!
Can't believe this is as far back now as 1979 was in 2000
uuuuh, it hurts
I can't believe it's not butter.
that's crazy
@@dukenukem69 I can't believe I can't believe it's not butter isn't butter..
I had this on DVD. They cut out the best part, where they dump a cup of hand soap on Rick and he thinks it was everybody's samples.
Never would I have thought that a clip like this would make me feel so nostalgic
The first guy had the advantage with his time because he didn't have to smell everyone else.
Too bad Preston couldn't make it count. Second-lowest sperm count behind Knoxville.
Poor wee-man, he's so short he's around dicks and balls all day every day.
Knoxville having the lowest count probably didn’t come as a surprise to anyone.
Why? He took many nut shots?
"because I could hear wee man giggling outside and that wasn't helping anybody...."
Lol wee man was sweating hard when he came out that room.
I remember watching this with commentary and Johnny said something like, "Rick's count was so high the doctor didn't want to hand the paper to Rick because he didn't want to get pregnant."
I can't imagine the staff not laughing their asses off for the rest of the week after this.
You dont need the commentary to get that....that's obviously why the doc acted like he did.
Make MTV cool again PLEASE.....
@TheRealist 811 spoken like a true fellow realist...You're right on that one.
For real ! I miss those days
Well they have to add another channel: MTV Classics MTV Old School. Some bullshit like that.
MTV used to be funny and extreme and now it's just "lOoK At tHiS CaR j-Z ArRiVeD tO ThE gRaMmIeS In"
M2 was the place to be for a few months but then they turned to an all rap format.
Love that shot of Rick holding his trophy, totally underrated dude
I love when Knoxville threw the fake spooge at Kosik 🤣🤣🤣
I remember that! I think Knoxville got his ass best for that lol
Funny she wears gloves, but wipes her face in every shot.
Attractive women are able to do whatever they want per the US Constitution, and this was before there was a such things as germs
@@srsucioguapodelsur8845 cussssss I'm prouuuuudd tooobe
@@captainbuttsable an American
She's also wearing dish washing gloves, she's not a real nurse, she was part of Jackass for the TV show and the first two movies.
Stephanie was my crush as a kid back then 😂
I was only 10 when this came out. I’m not sure I knew what was going on lol
Me too, no wonder my dad would look at me weird when I watched Jackass lol
Missing the old MTV shows, remeber watching it all the time as a kid . Legendary!
I’m not sure how I won this competition?
Eye of the Tiger, son. Ya'll shoulda made a training montage about it.
Are you having a rematch in Jackass 4?
It's always the guys you least suspect. Especially if they have glasses.
Nice endurance bro
Did you ever find a woman to put em in??😜
These Jackass skits always makes me happy!
I remember as a teenager I had a huuuge crush on nurse Stephanie..
I'm impressed Chris Pontius has enough time to appear in this and front the band Empire Of The Sun
I love that band!
thank you so much for uploading this
“Oval Office 2” on the door. 🤣
I first read "Oral Office 2" wich would be more funny 😂
This is the first decent thing I’ve seen from MTV in a long time
Never seen that before. I love Jackass for this even more!
Pontius leaving the bathroom completely naked is a power move
Johnny's secret weapon, and Chris Pontius were the best parts 😂
the golden times never get old
"now he's just gotta find someone to put it in!" xD
Ouch! Savage burn
I remember watching Jackass with my mom and dad when I was a kid. They loved the show. I thought it was hilarious too. Me and my friends would reproduce pranks and stunts they did on the show and laugh like idiots when we got hurt. Too bad we didn't have smartphones back then to have recordings.
Cool. Did you and your friends have a jerkoff competition too?
I remember during the credits of this episode, they showed one of the guys filling a cup with water and shampoo and pouring it on Rick making him think it was sperm.
Preston’s speech going on. Pure confidence. 🤘
mtv vault thank you for your service
If iPhones woulda been around. They would not have lasted 2 mins.
Why is that
We had phones in the late 90s
@@davyjones2994 for the internet
@@davyjones2994 smartphones lol
@@davyjones2994 yeah but you couldn't really watch porn on a Brick now could you?
Stephanie & Pontius were mad flirting.
I miss 2001 its like the 90s Never ended ..I was 21 in 2001 I miss you
I love wee mans smile
“You’re supposed to put it through there fool...” - Loomis
This was the first episode stunt I ever watched when I flipped the channel one night lol miss the early 2000s
I have the whole collection of jackass 💀 Jackass 4 March 2021! Can't wait
It's been delayed to September 3rd 2021 due to coronavirus, I'm still hype as fuck for it tho!
what they're finally releasing it?
love that super loud noise at the end after the quiet video lol
please make more of these! :)))
This bit was prob one of my favs, just the end waiting for the results was hilarious.
The fact that they were timed tells me they didn't wash their hands, and they all touched the same spot on the door to close it. Better hope nobody had anything 👀
I remember when this aired. It was hilarious.
Chris kosick and wee man
Are GORGEOUS 😍
Chris Pontius is my hero.
Ah Nurse Stephanie, wish we'd seen more of her!
They come out all so happy.
Been looking everywhere for this skit...they got rick good hahah...I was dying when I saw this
Have you seen the electric dog collarbone they pulled on him?
Makes sense to have Stephanie around for that event....
I remember watching this as a child and I had no idea what they were doing lol.
Good times. RIP MTV
@0:35 Knoxville sat down so fast when Preston's name was called.
ah yes, the good ol' days. The 90's and early 2000's, MTV's Jackass.
Chris Pontius is the funniest dude on the crew.
This is legend!
Damn. I remember watching this on MTV around 2002 xD
Jackass. I love this MTV original show since the very first episode of Jackass debuted on MTV back on October 5th, 2000, alongside the very first episode of one of my mommy's most favorite MTV original shows, MTV Cribs!
Speaking of MTV Cribs, did you know that it's one of my most favorite MTV original shows of all time? It's true! That, TRL (Total Request Live), Wildboyz, Viva La Bam, and Pimp My Ride.
Aww, man, those daredevils of Jackass are awesome!
🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟
I also love the only America's Best Dance Crew season that I always love: the seventh season, which debuted on MTV back in 2012, and finished its run on MTV back in 2012.
💃💃💃💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
By the way, though, can you please upload all Jackass clips from Season 1, Season 2, and Season 3?
Please upload all Wildboyz clips.
Que buenos tiempos, llegar de la escuela, prender la tv y ver jackass
Exacto, ésto y lo del omelette son mis momentos favoritos. 😂❤
Stephanie was so sweet ❤
Always fancied Johnny and dimitry
Wee Man goes in there and 3 hours later he walks out half the size he is now LOL with a bucket in his hand
Drop more episodes!
3:42 my fav part
And "not much....but its something..."
"I just hear wee man giggling outside, and that wasn't helping anybody" lmfaooo
Pontius' "SUCCESS!" is so funny to me
I was so in love with Stephanie…
So say we all
Miss these guys
CZcams recommendations always on point
I remember this episode
Same😂
“SUCCESS!!” - Pontius
She is cuuuuuuuuuute! 😁
Lmao, oh man I remember when this episode first came on, this was and still is gold, good shit!👌