DOOM Eternal Rap by JT Music - "Song for Daisy"

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    DOOM Eternal Rap by JT Music - "Song for Daisy"
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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +1475

    "I'm made in God's image, flyer than an angel. Out they set some ground rules by which I don't play well
    "
    That bar was so fire

  • @uutandir742
    @uutandir742 Před 4 lety +4538

    Fun fact : Since doom slayer is a marine, daisy was probably his therapy bunny so he wasn't destroyed mentally by his work. So we can say demons really get him mad.

    • @anthonygorg5850
      @anthonygorg5850 Před 4 lety +223

      RIGHT

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před 4 lety +412

      Don't you love when devs do their homework?

    • @EnderCorePL
      @EnderCorePL Před 4 lety +323

      Now slaying demons became his therapy

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 4 lety +561

      That makes things even more tragic. Here's how I see how it happened:
      BJ Blazkowicz(Is that how you spell it?) the 3rd (Doomguy's theorized real name), wrecked by the mental toll of having to kill on a daily basis, to the point that everyone noticed, his commander decided to get a therapy animal for him, as well as the other Marines.
      Doomguy would grow to be spending more and more time with Daisy, to the point that his commander let him take Daisy home.
      Flash forward to when he kills his commander, and he asks one of his close friends to take care of Daisy while he's on Mars. With Daisy still on Earth, Doomguy's mental health and stability slowly degrade, and he likely begins to suffer from schizophrenia. Because of Daisy gone, he begins talking to himself to try and help his mental health. Flash forward to after Doomguy killing the Spider Mastermind, he goes back to Earth, only to discover Daisy, or, what's left of the poor thing. Seeing his only mental crutch dead in front of him, he begins to slip into insanity, vowing to kill every demon he finds, in honor of Daisy.
      Rest in Peace, Daisy.
      ???-1993

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom Před 4 lety +179

      @@consoleguy647 damn.... That's escalated from 0 to 100 percent real quick

  • @technicallyanaxolotl9613
    @technicallyanaxolotl9613 Před 3 lety +790

    Can we Take a moment to agree that the live action bunny they used is fuckin' adorable

  • @ariaa.9428
    @ariaa.9428 Před 3 lety +1446

    Doomguy: “Even though I lost you, I won’t let it break me.”
    Also Doomguy: *proceeds to break half of hell's population instead*

    • @brightbound3309
      @brightbound3309 Před 2 lety +91

      oh yeah he didn't let it break him it broke them

    • @funnyrockangry
      @funnyrockangry Před 2 lety +42

      "Look who's the boss now!!"

    • @invisiblebob69420
      @invisiblebob69420 Před 2 lety +34

      Because the demons killed daisy, they triggered the Doom Slayer and broke themselves

    • @irradiatednova1589
      @irradiatednova1589 Před rokem +17

      "Half"? Idk bout that one man, he kinda wiped Mars twice and Earth+Mars once more

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 Před rokem +2

      @@irradiatednova1589 true

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken Před 4 lety +4234

    I feel like this one fits Doomguy’s character a lot better. He’s not outright blasphemous or rude, he’s just not willing to put up with anyone’s shit and is on a bend to eradicate all demonkind as vengeance for every soul they’ve taken.
    And he also really misses his poor pet bunny.

  • @solaire2271
    @solaire2271 Před 4 lety +4840

    Headcanon: Demons now see bunnies as cursed terrors that are warnings of inevitable destruction.

    • @kayeda1
      @kayeda1 Před 4 lety +412

      Daisy: gets killed
      Doomslayer: so you have chosen... death

    • @pkfiremkice1883
      @pkfiremkice1883 Před 4 lety +207

      And yet... That vision became their fucking hubris.

    • @fbiuzz
      @fbiuzz Před 4 lety +400

      "The Doom Slayer's heart swelled with power at the sight of his loathsome companion, a creature of the daylight, of flesh and blood. He drew strength from IT, as he before had only drawn strength from the eternal legions of DOOM. All knew of ITS power, and what might the Slayer wielded because of IT. And so, the Dark Lord of the Eighth Age, seeking to undermine the Slayer in his unholy crusade, sought to destroy the Slayer's companion. The trap was laid, but the battle that commenced is only spoken of, for the Doom Slayer destroyed three of the eternal circles of Hell in retaliation for what transpired. ITS name is only whispered of in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell. For it is to invite complete destruction, to provoke the Slayer's unrelenting wrath. Of all the unholy icons in Hell, the image of the Slayer's companion is the most feared, if only for the rage that its sight would stoke in him."

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower Před 4 lety +34

      Kinda like Lo Wang

    • @lunarsolstice7164
      @lunarsolstice7164 Před 4 lety +24

      @@fbiuzz Oh

  • @dinkleberg2107
    @dinkleberg2107 Před 3 lety +218

    Daisy's soul : daddy, which demon was the one u killed most brutality?
    Doom slayer : the one who put u to bed forever my darling

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers Před 3 lety +321

    Finally, a song that rhymes "snuggle-puffer" with "suffer".

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 Před 4 lety +5385

    Demons : *invade earth*
    Doomguy: *i sleep*
    Demons: *kill doomguy’s rabbit*
    Doomguy: your free trial of life has expired

    • @SCP-yr5vw
      @SCP-yr5vw Před 4 lety +117

      Doomslayer is the ultimate no u

    • @Y0URB3STFR1END
      @Y0URB3STFR1END Před 4 lety +114

      Demons: Invade earth
      Doomguy: *sleeps*
      Demons: kill Doomguys rabbit
      Doomguy: This just got personal
      (Note I just changed it a little)

    • @wildestofthemall
      @wildestofthemall Před 4 lety +55

      You can see daisy in a few levels. Daisy is still alive just a adventurous rabbit

    • @SCP-yr5vw
      @SCP-yr5vw Před 4 lety +14

      @@wildestofthemall where.

    • @altaraeastral9288
      @altaraeastral9288 Před 4 lety +19

      @@wildestofthemall she's not real :(

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower Před 4 lety +763

    So basically: the first one was the story song, this is the gameplay rap.
    And both are absolute bangers.

    • @thonk1914
      @thonk1914 Před 4 lety +24

      i think thats the other way around

    • @arcadius3258
      @arcadius3258 Před 4 lety +1

      btw I'm the 300th person to leave a like on this comment,

    • @charleskelley3631
      @charleskelley3631 Před 4 lety +1

      GluedTo AWall well I’m the 314th

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 Před 4 lety

      I agree with this

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 Před 4 lety +5

      I think both are story related. After all this one is for Daisy. :)

  • @nolanmaldonado6813
    @nolanmaldonado6813 Před 3 lety +433

    so the doom slayer is murdering the entire demon race, razed all of hell, blasted a hole in mars, killed the icon of sin, and turned heaven into a desecrated place like hell, just to avenge his pet rabbit...
    I LOVE THIS GUY!!

    • @brightbound3309
      @brightbound3309 Před 2 lety +7

      yes

    • @khainedagon2202
      @khainedagon2202 Před 2 lety +26

      Lets not forget he also doomed Vega to never resurrect just so he could bring god back to life so he could kill him too for making the demons

    • @StormRye982
      @StormRye982 Před 2 lety +5

      @@khainedagon2202 wait what?

    • @khainedagon2202
      @khainedagon2202 Před 2 lety +11

      @@StormRye982 read the lore technically the dark lord was god and created Vega/The Father and the Seraphim to help him create immortality so that his people would never die.

    • @StormRye982
      @StormRye982 Před 2 lety +6

      @@khainedagon2202 ok sorry I'm not really into doom lore

  • @samgreen8007
    @samgreen8007 Před 3 lety +505

    Daisy: **gets killed violently **
    The demons:**sadistic laughter**
    Doom Slayer: ** finds Daisy dead**
    Also Doom Slayer:**Angy Af**
    The demons: "Come on, Tod! You HAD to piss off the ONLY PERSON who can kill us all?!?"

  • @a_bad_gamer0.549
    @a_bad_gamer0.549 Před 4 lety +527

    "I used to be a non believer as well until I looked in the mirror and saw myself"
    Easily the most badass lyrics in the song

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor Před 4 lety +18

      Like that scientist Elena who went from: "He is a human who is just stronger" straight to "He is a God. They only fear one thing and it's him!"

    • @_u0nda928
      @_u0nda928 Před 4 lety +9

      @@LaserTractor No, he's not a God, he's DOOM itself.

    • @alucardtepes0406
      @alucardtepes0406 Před 4 lety +5

      He doesn't wait for the four horsemen he is the apocalypse

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor Před 4 lety +3

      Alucard Tepes in my eyes he looks like a cleaner. Like that type of guy who "alright boys, girls, you had your war-time, created a mess and now I'm gonna deal with all of you"

    • @audiemikalauskis7714
      @audiemikalauskis7714 Před 4 lety +6

      @@alucardtepes0406 the four horsemen are the super shotgun, BFG, heavy cannon, and chainsaw.

  • @NICK41206
    @NICK41206 Před 4 lety +803

    “All this over a bunny?”
    “Not just any bunny! Doomguys bunny!”

    • @shinyumbreon1774
      @shinyumbreon1774 Před 4 lety +8

      DOOMGUY you saw an opportunity and took it my man

    • @andrewbrooks7122
      @andrewbrooks7122 Před 4 lety +6

      Well at least its not springtrap this time

    • @silenttreatment4813
      @silenttreatment4813 Před 4 lety +13

      A nerdy shit alert!
      Doomguys wife gave him that bunny as a present and after she died daisy was all that was left of his wife, and the demons took her away oooOOooOooOOooo

    • @goatfetusgamer1858
      @goatfetusgamer1858 Před 4 lety +8

      DOOM Guy is just demonic John Wick

    • @w.dgaster2271
      @w.dgaster2271 Před 4 lety +4

      You messed with bun you get the BFG gun

  • @sirkevin1187
    @sirkevin1187 Před 3 lety +125

    POV: you’re an imp in hell talking to your pal possessed soldier
    You: me and the other imps just burned down an orphanage, how about you?
    Soldier: yeah I just killed a bunny walking in a field!
    You: wait what-
    *sudden gun cocking noise intensifies*

    • @kingjulianprime6026
      @kingjulianprime6026 Před 25 dny

      Possessed soldier: It would appear that I've made a slight error in judgment.

  • @danieljimenez9035
    @danieljimenez9035 Před 3 lety +60

    Demon 1: kills some bunny
    Demon 2: wait what was it's name
    Demon 1 daisy,why?
    Demon 2: it waz WHAT
    Doomguy : bonjour

  • @blazingstorm9351
    @blazingstorm9351 Před 4 lety +893

    Demon: *They took his shotgun sir and killed his bunny.*
    Satan: *Oh*

    • @k.m.c.6777
      @k.m.c.6777 Před 3 lety +21

      Shiot

    • @chsameer2794
      @chsameer2794 Před 3 lety +51

      Satan: *oh...........................OH*

    • @n3cro_huunter
      @n3cro_huunter Před 3 lety +48

      Satan: we are SO fucked

    • @ubilava9454
      @ubilava9454 Před 3 lety +33

      Very sad and soft *Oh*, to say the least

    • @Rajang6
      @Rajang6 Před 3 lety +36

      Satan: *_TELL ME WERE THE CULPRITS ARE, NOW!_*
      Imp: *Oh, they are at the shop.*
      Satan: *Alright, I'll head there.*

  • @the_grim_gamer3039
    @the_grim_gamer3039 Před 4 lety +2533

    *They say he has killed trillions of demons with his shotgun*
    *Then he found the ammo for it*

  • @jaopao3227
    @jaopao3227 Před 3 lety +25

    Doom Eternal rap: Rip and tear!
    Doom rap for Daisy: *RIP* and *tears*

  • @ininja32
    @ininja32 Před 2 lety +31

    Fun Fact: According to the DOOM lore, the Doom Slayer didn't just lose his pet rabbit Daisy, but he also lost his wife and son, which sets up the events on Doom 2 Hell on Earth.

  • @djdedf1sh473
    @djdedf1sh473 Před 4 lety +824

    This man as lost his family, his home, his mind, his life, and Daisy. *heavy metal stops* *loads shot gun* *death metal begins*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +2583

    "Remember, demons can be an offensive word. The preferred term is Mortally Challenged."
    Best quote ever

  • @hanzeloliver6338
    @hanzeloliver6338 Před 3 lety +58

    Earth: invaded by demons
    Doom slayer: meh. Don't care.
    Demons: kill his daisy
    Doom slayer: *metal intensifies*

  • @spoopy_dragon
    @spoopy_dragon Před 3 lety +46

    Doom guy in an alternate universe: *ruler of hell and chilling in a castle of bones with daisy*
    Earth: I have decided I want to die

  • @NoodlyBot
    @NoodlyBot Před 4 lety +1669

    John wick: kills the people who killed his dog
    Doom guy: kills all demons in hell because they killed his bunny

    • @primeg0219
      @primeg0219 Před 3 lety +124

      funny john wicks dog is named daisy and doomguys bunny is named daisy aswell

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon Před 3 lety +121

      John wick: *holds pencil*
      His enemies: *runs in fear*
      Doom guy: *meditates to reduce anger*
      Demons: I have decide that I want to leave, *help* ...

    • @shanex4399
      @shanex4399 Před 3 lety +46

      Doom guys is like John Wick gone super sayen

    • @victornicorios
      @victornicorios Před 3 lety +27

      This needs a crossover

    • @justachannel1701
      @justachannel1701 Před 3 lety +19

      Doom Wick

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 Před 4 lety +5294

    They had over 7 Billion humans to kill. They could have done as they pleased.
    But one, ONE demon just had to kill the Slayer's rabbit.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 Před 4 lety +633

      Before, it was a war against hell. Now, it's a slaughter made personal.

    • @mr.jazzhandz1697
      @mr.jazzhandz1697 Před 4 lety +263

      When you get greedy with your kills

    • @doomslayer4381
      @doomslayer4381 Před 4 lety +310

      Just had to kill my fucking bunny

    • @Hilytios
      @Hilytios Před 4 lety +107

      Well he left a review that it was tasty was it worth it tho ?

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 Před 4 lety +109

      Yeah he screwed all of hell

  • @filigenzilab9613
    @filigenzilab9613 Před rokem +33

    I suspect that after Daisy died and the doom guy found out, every demon across every plane of reality and universe suddenly heard boss music

  • @SpookyKaede
    @SpookyKaede Před 3 lety +43

    Doom guy: kills every demon always doom guy: my bunny isn’t here so if isn’t in the hell.. there is only one change... god stop where you are

  • @darry2885
    @darry2885 Před 4 lety +851

    This song actually gives me Old School JT *Machinima* vibes in a *LOT* of places and I love it.

    • @him6439
      @him6439 Před 4 lety +22

      Im getting a we happy few vibe as well at the beginning

    • @skyford3663
      @skyford3663 Před 4 lety +6

      Agreed it’s dope

    • @HITMAN.No.61
      @HITMAN.No.61 Před 4 lety +12

      @@skyford3663 song could've been a bit more bipolar.. like more jarring shifts from lovey-dovy bunny talk to pure demon hatred. It would've fit better with DOOMGUY.

    • @metalrain300
      @metalrain300 Před 4 lety +6

      The other doom song he made wasn’t the best to be honest. It didn’t have the same vibe that fight like hell had. But this has a different vibe that still gives the same effect like” fight like hell” had

    • @alextreme2512
      @alextreme2512 Před 4 lety +1

      Same here

  • @N3ver420
    @N3ver420 Před 3 lety +29

    Doom guy : Rember daisy the bunny you killed in cold blood
    Demon : what’s it to you?
    Doom guy : EVERYTHING!

  • @mememan3660
    @mememan3660 Před 3 lety +33

    Blind guy: looks at Daisy funny
    Doomguy: loads shotgun with malicious intent*

  • @ramsa65
    @ramsa65 Před 4 lety +1863

    “I do it all for you daisy”
    Humanity: *are we a joke to you*
    Doom slayer: oh yeah I forgot about you guys

    • @razorswordninja2611
      @razorswordninja2611 Před 4 lety +142

      marie louissaint
      Doomslayer: You guys were the spark but Daisy’s death was the gasoline that fueled my unbridled fury.

    • @doonkeythegreatsullivan9459
      @doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 Před 4 lety +36

      marie louissaint considering the fact that they also had a hand with this... yes. If I remember in doom 2016 they were trying to find ways to get a supple or something

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety +21

      @@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 they were trying to use argent energy as a solution the energy crisis on Earth

    • @joshuaarcher6052
      @joshuaarcher6052 Před 4 lety +13

      Who cares about them what they do for him, other than get in his way.

    • @igeneleux3019
      @igeneleux3019 Před 4 lety +14

      Well his new mission is actually to save humanity and he actually listens to a human survivor camp that plans on fighting against the demons

  • @leonardocastellanos7344
    @leonardocastellanos7344 Před 4 lety +4019

    Fun fact: the doomslayer never pulls the trigger, the bullets just leave the barrel because they know better

    • @xxshadowchainxx9246
      @xxshadowchainxx9246 Před 3 lety +338

      The Demons die before the bullets even get to them

    • @poopoo3145
      @poopoo3145 Před 3 lety +246

      His pure anger forces it out

    • @goldenlynelslayer4096
      @goldenlynelslayer4096 Před 3 lety +184

      100% cannon information right here

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 Před 3 lety +58

      add chuck norris to the mix with the demons killing his pet cat named daisy

    • @_Gooday
      @_Gooday Před 3 lety +25

      I don’t know how to respond to this

  • @Mugruncher
    @Mugruncher Před rokem +37

    “You know, I was gonna make that my gamer tag. But SOME ASSHOLE already took it. And I’m gonna FUCKING KILL HIIIIIMMMM”
    That bit always destroys me 😂

  • @snowfall9400
    @snowfall9400 Před 3 lety +26

    "So if I can't kill them, I'll just make them f#cking suffer"
    Perfect plan, I'd do the same damn thing

  • @orumonuldor1340
    @orumonuldor1340 Před 4 lety +1975

    A bit of context: The Doom Guy was already fighting hell, he'd already thwarted the initial invasion at mars. Then the demons attacked earth and killed Daisy literally minutes before Doom Guy returned. As in, the blood was fresh.
    Bad luck demons.

    • @sergiomotaferreira7124
      @sergiomotaferreira7124 Před 4 lety +169

      demons:why do we hear boss music we are the boss.

    • @spimber5517
      @spimber5517 Před 4 lety +37

      um idiota por ai
      Doomguy now the doomslayer: *n o t a n y m o r e*

    • @travelerofthemultiverse9444
      @travelerofthemultiverse9444 Před 3 lety +141

      First it was about survival. Now it’s about revenge.

    • @kingpz9739
      @kingpz9739 Před 3 lety +83

      He made it his personal affair when they killed his bunny

    • @boppyboi730
      @boppyboi730 Před 3 lety +56

      Demon's would have an easier fight if that one demon hadn't of killed daisy

  • @ratboy8281
    @ratboy8281 Před 4 lety +561

    Doomslayer:" regular death metal"
    Demons:" kills a bunny"
    Doomslayer:" angered fueled heavy death metal begins rising from the depths of hell"

  • @hanzeloliver6338
    @hanzeloliver6338 Před 3 lety +25

    Doomslayer: lost his daisy
    John wick: lost his dog
    John wick: wanna collab?
    Doomslayer: sure

  • @SoulKiller7Eternal
    @SoulKiller7Eternal Před 3 lety +70

    (Satan) "God, I need a favor man."
    (God) "What now? I let you already invade Earth!?"
    (Satan) "One of my demons killed the Slayer's bunny."
    (God) "They...what?"
    (Satan) "They killed...his...bunny. Help me. Please."
    (God) "Look, I can't even stop this guy now...you're toast man."

  • @alexrecrem9094
    @alexrecrem9094 Před 4 lety +297

    I love how, no matter how many more reasons he does it, DOOM SLAYER'S main motivation to kill HELL ITSELF is because demons killed his bunny.
    Which I completely understand

    • @dianajimenez4406
      @dianajimenez4406 Před 4 lety +7

      alex recrem It wasn’t his complete motivation but it was one of them it was mostly his home planet being attacked over and over again by demons and also locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that

    • @box..sisjjdjdjdjd
      @box..sisjjdjdjdjd Před 4 lety +4

      alex recrem I would do the same if they did that

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 Před 3 lety +2

      Well if they even slightly hurt my pet bunny (if I had one) I’d just make fully atomic infinite supper shotgun then well you can imagine the rest

    • @PhantomLily1677-
      @PhantomLily1677- Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dianajimenez4406 < locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that
      Actually, Doom 64 takes place after Doom II. So, Daisy was already dead.

  • @e.jernigan9953
    @e.jernigan9953 Před 4 lety +836

    Demons: I am not scared of you
    Doom Slayer: You will die braver than most

    • @thedootslayer8137
      @thedootslayer8137 Před 4 lety +49

      Demon thats not dead yet: Ah, Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!
      Doomguy: *Pulls out the Crucible and the Unmaykr* Begone, BUNNY KILLER!!
      Demon: *Fucking Dies*

    • @crusadertime6746
      @crusadertime6746 Před 4 lety +31

      There's a big difference between bravery and stupidity

    • @maryjankay726
      @maryjankay726 Před 4 lety +13

      Yes. Yes they did. But they still died.

    • @Sunspot9522
      @Sunspot9522 Před 4 lety +8

      Is that a star wars reference?

    • @anoblereach5400
      @anoblereach5400 Před 4 lety +6

      Doom guy is the definition of manyness next to the master chief

  • @Deimos40
    @Deimos40 Před 10 měsíci +4

    He actually didn’t do any of this his anger and heartbreak did. Daisy this is for you the best bunny in the world

  • @bingodango1669
    @bingodango1669 Před 3 lety +95

    Headcanon: doomslayer was made for killing demons by god and daisy was the seal to open his pure rage and doomslayer is gods perfect weapon and when he die he is reincarnated and that's how he could stay in hell for many many years. But hey that's just a theory A FAN THEORY AAAND I'll shut up now

    • @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
      @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 Před 3 lety +5

      Thats just a theory A DOOM THEORY

    • @maxwellgibson1108
      @maxwellgibson1108 Před 3 lety +3

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhhh!!!---!!!!!!!!!!

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan Před 3 lety +7

      He was created with a bit of the dark Lord's DNA. His bloodline was pick because his ancestor ,blastkowiz fought like hell in wolfenstin. After Hayden caught up with him he gave him the power of the father himself. But that's just a theory, A FAN THEORY AAAAAAND I will also shut up.

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan Před 3 lety

      @@cfruge444 the reboot has directly connected it's continuity to that of the 90's games. And the slayer in those games is the exact same slayer we have today and it was confirmed he was the great great grandson of Blazkowitz from wolfenstien in the 90's. If that isn't confirmation enough you'd have an easier time teaching geography to a flat earther.

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan Před 3 lety

      @@cfruge444 and if you want a cohesive timeline, wolfenstien takes place in 1943-1944. DOOM takes place in 2019-2151.

  • @sadgetrollge5614
    @sadgetrollge5614 Před 4 lety +600

    John Wick: Someone killed my dog, so I ended their lives.
    Doomguy: Hold my sentinel batteries.

  • @BlazerK1914
    @BlazerK1914 Před 4 lety +398

    Doomguy loving and losing Daisy felt like it’s John Wick all over again. Such tragedy.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 Před 4 lety +15

      -Turned into a horror slasher film for the demons.

    • @joeysandoval5269
      @joeysandoval5269 Před 4 lety +31

      Technically wouldn't John Wick have came after DOOMguy? Since DOOM came first

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 Před 4 lety +8

      @@joeysandoval5269 Pretty much, yeah.

    • @BlazerK1914
      @BlazerK1914 Před 4 lety +4

      Personally, I watched John Wick movies before playing DOOM (2016).

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 Před 4 lety +6

      Geo G but the the daisy meme come from Doom (1995).

  • @TOAG
    @TOAG Před 3 lety +28

    That “made in God’s image” verse hits different with the recent lore drop from Ancient Gods Part 2

  • @Scrunkles
    @Scrunkles Před 3 lety +29

    Plot twist: he was just reading the waiver to them

  • @FabvL
    @FabvL Před 4 lety +558

    Holy shit this song is a journey...
    And I’m here for it 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @michaelbarney4060
    @michaelbarney4060 Před 4 lety +1179

    I have heard a shamelessly metal song about brutally killing demons with the phrase “snuggle-puffer” in it. My life is now complete.

  • @matthewblaikie7903
    @matthewblaikie7903 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Let's not forget, this legendary rabbit is the reason for one man driving hell to extinction.

  • @willischocran3579
    @willischocran3579 Před rokem +10

    This is why the seraphim took his ability to speak when granting him immortality XD

  • @strawberrymilk2532
    @strawberrymilk2532 Před 4 lety +179

    Most characters in games that seek revenge it's usually because they lost someone close like a friend or family member or there out to protect the human race but doom slayer is out for blood cause some demon decided to kill his rabbit out of every game franchise I've played this is the most heartwarming revenge story

    • @thatguythisguy4247
      @thatguythisguy4247 Před 4 lety +12

      I think daisy dying was just the last tie to earth being severed. He lost his best freind so he has no reason to stay, plus the hell ptsd in doom64 he chose to stay because what did he have leftp

    • @strawberrymilk2532
      @strawberrymilk2532 Před 4 lety +4

      @@thatguythisguy4247 yea

    • @agentdiabetes6639
      @agentdiabetes6639 Před 4 lety +2

      Yah I mean it's gotta hurt when some jar head demon kills ur sweet bunny

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 Před 4 lety

      My guess is that it was his support animal

  • @mr.fakingbacon7365
    @mr.fakingbacon7365 Před 4 lety +498

    Doomguy: The only good demon is a dead demon
    Goblin Slayer: Ah I see your a man of culture as well.

    • @DarkBlazeker
      @DarkBlazeker Před 4 lety +8

      Souka

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 Před 4 lety +6

      NOW LETS MAKE THIS DEMONS GOOOOOOOD!!!!

    • @Nerdboi-ex4qt
      @Nerdboi-ex4qt Před 4 lety +13

      Goblin slayer is just mideval DOOMSLAYER

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 4 lety +16

      Who else wants to see a Doom and Goblin Slayer crossover game/show?

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 4 lety +2

      @Ian Buchanan John Wick. Enough said.

  • @Just_a_random_guy465
    @Just_a_random_guy465 Před 10 měsíci +4

    My life is complete I’ve never heard a song about brutally killing demons with the word “snuggle puffer” it’s amazing

  • @thatguy2291
    @thatguy2291 Před 3 lety +13

    "If Athiests want proof of a god I'll give it to them with a running gunning boot to the jaw"
    "I used to be a nonbeliever just as well until I took a look in the mirror and I saw myself"
    These lines in the song hit different after beating Ancient Gods

  • @anintrovert9453
    @anintrovert9453 Před 4 lety +420

    Demons: kills doomguys bunny
    Doomguy:
    *in 10 seconds you will have a* *dislocated soul and broken neck*

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 Před 4 lety +1346

    Doom slayer:
    **proceeds to get a new bunny**
    Maykr:
    **proceeds to kill this bunny**
    Satan:
    *CONGRATULATIONS YOU PLAYED YOURSELF*

    • @TH3_r0yal
      @TH3_r0yal Před 4 lety +72

      Satan: finally I might get a break from his fury

    • @cheahyuanhong
      @cheahyuanhong Před 4 lety +92

      @@TH3_r0yal Unknown Voice: NOOOOOO!!!
      Satan: Huh... either I'm hearing things, or God just had an existential crisis.

    • @matthewblair1894
      @matthewblair1894 Před 4 lety +85

      Makyr: *kills Daisy*
      Satan and all of his demons: we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

    • @DanBeamer
      @DanBeamer Před 4 lety +22

      If I was doomsayer I would have gotten Isabella form animal crossing just for the meme

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 Před 4 lety +6

      @@DanBeamer i would remember everytime i was pissed off and use that combined with a berserk buff

  • @Monarch-jb8vi
    @Monarch-jb8vi Před 2 lety +14

    Love how people know the Doom Guy had a pet bunny but don't seem aware that he also used to be a husband and father (just look at the photo in his personal quarters)

    • @grigoryopta
      @grigoryopta Před 2 měsíci

      I'm pretty sure in original game he had only a pet bunny
      If i'm not mistaken his family appeared in doom 2016

    • @Monarch-jb8vi
      @Monarch-jb8vi Před 2 měsíci

      @@grigoryopta Doom Eternal, in a photo in his personal quarters when you're on the Fortress of Doom

  • @boppyboi730
    @boppyboi730 Před 3 lety +23

    They said it couldn't be done, they called him a madman, but he did it...
    HE SHOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS!

  • @RealKirb
    @RealKirb Před 4 lety +723

    Doomguy: *loving his sweet rabbit daisy*
    Demons: *kills daisy*
    Demons: wait, why do I hear boss music

  • @protonicone1962
    @protonicone1962 Před 4 lety +359

    bunny: *Dies*
    Doom guy/slayer: *Im about to take down a whole Dimension*

    • @THMRC
      @THMRC Před 4 lety +9

      Or I am about to do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @jasonweis2489
      @jasonweis2489 Před 4 lety +2

      Hey it pays or black mail the human race for money if he can kill an entire dimension well he is on good terms

    • @LU-C4
      @LU-C4 Před 3 lety +1

      Two, if you count Urdak.

    • @Yanzinator
      @Yanzinator Před 3 lety

      *9 dimensions

    • @madawgyboi8631
      @madawgyboi8631 Před 3 lety

      I’m about to end this mans whole *dimension*

  • @doomslayer2466
    @doomslayer2466 Před 3 lety +11

    This is accurate to me. Jt music you did a good job describing me.

  • @vanillaonatree2066
    @vanillaonatree2066 Před 3 lety +18

    john wick: kills 50 men for his dog
    doomguy: kills 1,000,000,000 demons to avenge his bunny
    me looking at john wicks: oh
    me looking at doomguys: ....... wow

  • @remilikescheese7908
    @remilikescheese7908 Před 4 lety +216

    Demon:it was just a bunny
    Doom slayer: *MY BUNNY*

    • @iamazngi9540
      @iamazngi9540 Před 3 lety +3

      *OUR bunny.

    • @Zach.1809
      @Zach.1809 Před 3 lety +7

      @@iamazngi9540 no HIS Bunny communism is for losers

    • @xxshadowchainxx9246
      @xxshadowchainxx9246 Před 3 lety +2

      @Zulfikar Agustian but if you took care of the rabbit Think of the pay, Or you just have befriend the Slayer himself

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 Před 3 lety

      Also Slayer: A soul for a population. *SOUNDS FUNKY IM IN*

    • @leonardmesser103
      @leonardmesser103 Před 3 lety

      @@iamazngi9540 00000

  • @itz_blu8496
    @itz_blu8496 Před 4 lety +273

    What I think Doomguy should say in some dialogue in hell;
    I'm not trapped in hell with you demons, YOU are all trapped here with ME
    This has been edited to be a tribute to Rick May. May he Rest In Peace.

    • @korn6657
      @korn6657 Před 4 lety +10

      He doesn't need to say it. *_Everybody_* knows.

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm Před 4 lety +5

      They took away his speech but he probably woulda said something like " RUN BIG GUUUUUTS "

    • @2milk711
      @2milk711 Před 4 lety +4

      ha, love the tf2 reference.

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 Před 4 lety +4

      YOU JUST HAD TO BRING HIM HERE!!!!
      though to be fair, he would have one literal hell of a time in hell, so yeah
      RIP Rick, may you rocket jump to kick commie butt in heaven

    • @antoniomanuel1643
      @antoniomanuel1643 Před 4 lety +2

      But he isn't dead. He just has been recluited for God's army and neede to rocket-jump very high

  • @AnitaBunBun654
    @AnitaBunBun654 Před rokem +9

    Idc how old this song is i just have to say this....
    Thanks for making this! After my Bun son passed away Doom was my Escape i rewatched Markiplier play the first one over and over and when the second came out i broke down realizing that they had put her in the game so you can see her. This song helped being able to see that little bugger of a cutie so closely to Daisy's look was fantastic. I plan on having more Buns and absolutely will name one Daisy in memory of not only my past son and how I got help to move on from his loss but also just covering over a whole moment of time.
    Shout out to all my Bunmoms and Bundads!! May your little ones live the best life their little cotton tail deserves!

  • @GlareanLiebertine
    @GlareanLiebertine Před 3 lety +13

    1:05 ...
    *How, accurate, you were.*

  • @da6d
    @da6d Před 4 lety +180

    I got fooled by the intro and I’m like “oh, a kind song? Ok?” Then as time rolled by “ahhhhhhh there it is.”

    • @theenightzedge5230
      @theenightzedge5230 Před 4 lety +3

      After Boris and Bastion these songs can't fool me anymore

    • @jefftheevilrobot9351
      @jefftheevilrobot9351 Před 4 lety +2

      It always gets awesome

    • @abhirajdutta327
      @abhirajdutta327 Před 4 lety

      Same here lmao

    • @arkhamshade2198
      @arkhamshade2198 Před 4 lety

      Well it was an April fool's song of course it's not all gonna be sweet and happy.

    • @da6d
      @da6d Před 4 lety

      Tommy Reed
      Ah and it was all sweet and happy it would of been an even bigger prank

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 Před 4 lety +1553

    God: Welcome to heaven kid
    We got Jesus Christ
    Julius Caesar
    And Doomguy
    Kid: What did Doomguy do
    God: He killed Satan

    • @jimmiekarlsson2970
      @jimmiekarlsson2970 Před 4 lety +32

      🤣😂

    • @theseer6196
      @theseer6196 Před 4 lety +168

      kid: why
      DOOMGUY: Rabbitt

    • @rainbowed3003
      @rainbowed3003 Před 4 lety +86

      actually it'd be "kid: why?
      doom guy:he killed my f@02ing bunny
      kid:oh damn that b@!03

    • @LiveNishikiyamaReaction
      @LiveNishikiyamaReaction Před 4 lety +81

      “Why is he here, I thought he kills demons?”
      Satan: “He killed god...wellll kinda at least.”
      Me: “Oh ok......... *HOLD* *ON* *FUCKING* *WHAT!?*

    • @mango8018
      @mango8018 Před 4 lety +23

      He would rather got to hell to rip and tear

  • @fluffy21893x2
    @fluffy21893x2 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Chainsaw's swingin' both ways, like a goodbye" is such a clever and underrated line

  • @Cybertooth09
    @Cybertooth09 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Demons: *Sees another cute animal*
    First demon: Don’t touch it. You remember what happened the first time?
    *Nodding*
    First demon: then let’s back away slow-
    *Sound of shotgun cocking in background*

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +336

    Satan: I’m sorry, ALL THIS OVER A BUNNY?!
    Doomguy: *loads Shotgun*

    • @theseer6196
      @theseer6196 Před 4 lety +22

      doom slayer: DAMN RIGHT!

    • @averypleasedbakedpotato8609
      @averypleasedbakedpotato8609 Před 4 lety +15

      I remembered that there was a hell priest that was trying to offer anything to doom guy but got shot.
      I guess doomguy dont want daisy. He want to fight for daisy.

    • @mattshinde3614
      @mattshinde3614 Před 4 lety +27

      "She wasn't just a bunny. She was my best friend...and your hordes killed her. You plucked my Daisy. YOU. PLUCKED. MY. DAISY."
      Punctuated with a vengeful beating of such legendary proportions, Kratos, Asura, and Kenshiro shed tears of envy and approval.

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 4 lety +2

      Doomguy: You're goddamn right.
      (Breaking Bad joke)

    • @agentdiabetes6639
      @agentdiabetes6639 Před 4 lety +2

      Satan : I will be dead in approximately in 2 seconds

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g Před 4 lety +323

    I love that the Slayer's love of cute things isn't just something the fans came up with but is actually canon.

    • @connorirons4542
      @connorirons4542 Před 4 lety +20

      Doom guy: I'm gonna need more for the crime you've just committed

    • @namegobrrrr7192
      @namegobrrrr7192 Před 4 lety +47

      @Bubba Fett
      Demons: taunt Doom Guy with images of Isabelle being tortured
      Doom Guy: *You talk mad shit for demons within Glory Kill range*

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 Před 4 lety +30

      @@namegobrrrr7192 considering he went from 0 to 60mph. On the first hell priest he killed. Yeah that demon is dead before it couls even finish its sentence.

    • @a_bad_gamer0.549
      @a_bad_gamer0.549 Před 4 lety +12

      It's the most wholesome thing

    • @samlockridge-wheeler5604
      @samlockridge-wheeler5604 Před 4 lety +11

      Got that right he called daisy his little snuggle-puffer 😂 3:49

  • @Zusana-___-ENIGMA
    @Zusana-___-ENIGMA Před 11 měsíci +3

    He did all of this, all of this carnage for a bunny...
    *RESPECT* +1000

  • @TheRealDoomSlayer214
    @TheRealDoomSlayer214 Před 2 lety +5

    I WANT DAISY BACK!

  • @Auraflash
    @Auraflash Před 4 lety +90

    I like how he basically murdered all of hell just to avenge his bunny.
    I love DOOM.

    • @metalrain300
      @metalrain300 Před 4 lety +7

      Auraflash S Knight what’s sad is he didn’t do it just because they killed her. He did it because they remind him of what they took from him. He keeps her back left paw on a chain, to remind him of “innocents lost”. That part makes me sad.

    • @TheBudgieKing
      @TheBudgieKing Před 4 lety

      @@metalrain300 yet, it seems she’s Alive, daisy can be seen on most levels hidden...
      So unless doom guy got another rabbit, or it’s a different dimension where she exists...

    • @metalrain300
      @metalrain300 Před 4 lety +4

      Budgieking no she did die, doom 1 and 2 shows that. I think the rabbit you see is a mental image of her that he wants to see cuz he misses her. It would explain why you see her in places where rabbits really shouldn’t be.

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheBudgieKing < So unless doom guy got another rabbit
      Only in Quake Champions.

    • @TheBudgieKing
      @TheBudgieKing Před 3 lety

      @@cfruge444 probably the case

  • @lunakitsune6107
    @lunakitsune6107 Před 4 lety +220

    Devil: *kills Daisy*
    Doomguy: *destroys army and runs at the devil fully armed*
    Devil: *runs at seeing that and prays for forgiveness*

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 Před 4 lety +3

      Luna Kitsune it’s demons, they are slightly different, devils are the ones to make contracts, demons prefer murder

    • @lunakitsune6107
      @lunakitsune6107 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rolandcaters7258 thanks for telling me and I don't mean to be rude but when I was typing devil I met Satan and did not feel like tying it over

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 Před 4 lety +1

      Luna Kitsune understandable

    • @jirent23
      @jirent23 Před 4 lety +5

      Luna Kitsune
      DoomSlayer: Why are you running? Why are running?
      Devil: SCREAMS

  • @holyassasin0544
    @holyassasin0544 Před 3 lety +5

    Someone:hurts daisy
    Doom guy: you know the rules and so do i say goodbye

  • @jonathanchisholm3319
    @jonathanchisholm3319 Před 3 lety +6

    That second verse is fire

  • @tep5132
    @tep5132 Před 3 lety +2208

    I have a pet bunny.
    I’m not saying I’m the doomslayer.
    I’m just saying I understand.

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 Před 3 lety +189

      I have a dog, and I understand. Because even if God kills my dog, I would willingly march into heaven and slap 'im.

    • @loganfreeman2509
      @loganfreeman2509 Před 3 lety +61

      I have a cat and i have a bunny 2 of my favorite animals i understand too i made a promise to whatever killed ether 1 of them that i would obliterate whatever killed them

    • @loganfreeman2509
      @loganfreeman2509 Před 3 lety +28

      Also they are in different houses because i don't think cats and bunnys will get along to well but better safe than sorry

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 Před 3 lety +18

      @@loganfreeman2509 Klonoa: *visible confusion*
      *It's pretty much fanon that he's a cat-rabbit hybrid.*

    • @middleman9596
      @middleman9596 Před 3 lety +4

      @@parkertdm1652 Understandable
      and would do the same if he killed my guinea pigs
      and would use a knife to slap him

  • @darkohunter5739
    @darkohunter5739 Před 4 lety +326

    Doom guy: *hits a demon so hard his head caves into his chest* "oh the things I do for love"

    • @sportyzmech2104
      @sportyzmech2104 Před 4 lety +6

      He just sadly groans "OH THE THINGS I DO FOR LOVE" with every glory kill

    • @Rajang6
      @Rajang6 Před 3 lety

      @@sportyzmech2104 That image is so funny for some reason.

  • @soniboy180
    @soniboy180 Před 3 lety +8

    Bro chill. I never asked for you to make a song this good.

  • @Latedozer
    @Latedozer Před 2 lety +3

    The mortally challenged neighbor line makes a shiver go down my spine, since I know doom slayer has the reputation to backup those words

  • @crypticdealer3413
    @crypticdealer3413 Před 4 lety +337

    Doomguy: *sleeps*
    Demons: *kills daisy*
    Doomguy: *goes on a rampage killing every demon he sees*
    Being serious right now the word daisy brought a lot of memories back

  • @afterwalker6773
    @afterwalker6773 Před 4 lety +625

    Some people theorize that the Daisy we see hidden in each level is a figment of Doom guy's imagination, and he's lost his mind.
    *What's that Daisy?*
    *Destroy them all?*
    *Good idea!*

    • @colinlasch4139
      @colinlasch4139 Před 4 lety +36

      Just like heavy weapons guy

    • @spencergarza3750
      @spencergarza3750 Před 4 lety +33

      @@colinlasch4139 Wait what?!? Daisy in each mission?!? How have I been missing her?!?

    • @TH3_r0yal
      @TH3_r0yal Před 4 lety +33

      @@spencergarza3750 she is very hidden

    • @twash2186
      @twash2186 Před 4 lety +15

      Huh, neat. I'm going to have to check that out.

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 4 lety +22

      This also ties in to one of my theories that Doomguy has schizophrenia, meaning auditory and visual hallucinations.
      It all ties together.

  • @Keyad_
    @Keyad_ Před 3 lety +26

    demons: kill one fluffy boy
    doomguy: **shotgun loading sound intensifies**

  • @i-like-Whales
    @i-like-Whales Před rokem +4

    The start of this music made me cry😭

  • @lukeflancher2960
    @lukeflancher2960 Před 4 lety +687

    “My Crucible never misses”. The thousands of imps who got in my way while I was aiming for a tyrant disagree.

    • @maxwellgibson1108
      @maxwellgibson1108 Před 3 lety +88

      Still hit something

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 Před 3 lety +63

      I don’t think you can disagree when you have a sword cutting through your windpipe

    • @nolanmaldonado6813
      @nolanmaldonado6813 Před 2 lety +32

      it never misses a throat

    • @thegamemaker8284
      @thegamemaker8284 Před rokem +20

      They said it never misses, they never said it never misses the intended target

    • @hmm8445
      @hmm8445 Před rokem

      You're just bad

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 Před 4 lety +1075

    John wick: a mafia boy killed my dog
    Doomguy: they took me rabbit-
    John wick: i think thats the beginning of a wonderful friendship

    • @dogethe1st535
      @dogethe1st535 Před 3 lety +37

      Agreed.

    • @igenl6478
      @igenl6478 Před 3 lety +18

      I agreed

    • @Jakethesnake2007
      @Jakethesnake2007 Před 3 lety +25

      I wanna see a cross over NOW!

    • @bluesteel1199
      @bluesteel1199 Před 2 lety +42

      Not to mention both John's dog and Doomguy's pets share the name Daisy.

    • @Son_Yin
      @Son_Yin Před 2 lety +15

      wonder who would win in a fi- never mind why am i even asking obviously the doom slayer would win i mean hes a literal god but it'd be a fun fight

  • @jurassicfan1023
    @jurassicfan1023 Před 3 lety +12

    Lyrics:Even though I lost you
    I won't let it break me
    You can call me crazy
    But I do it all for you, Daisy
    They took you from me
    My sweet little bunny
    Now I need to crash this demonic convention
    And kill every fuckin' body
    Attention!
    To our mortally-challenged neighbors
    Who came here for satanic labor
    This is a quick disclaimer
    Before you invade earth
    Please sign this waiver
    In the event of your death
    I obtain all rights to claim your health (yup)
    And I'm not accountable for any amount of pain I've dealt (sorry)
    Like decapitation, lacerated veins (ooh)
    Melted innards and incineration, and that can make a smell (argh)
    Ammo is currency, and I've earned a great wealth
    You're gonna hear about it because I hate stealth
    Bring your appetite, y'all about to taste shells
    Welcome to the realm where an unbridled rage dwells
    Whether you're demonic or divine, pray tell
    Why did you wake me? You just raised hell
    I'm made in God's image, flyer than an angel
    But they set some ground rules by which I don't play well
    Can't hold me down, I'm a force unstoppable
    Hoppin' around like the floor was lava, you'll
    Meet your Makyr when I get to shakin' your hand
    By shake it, I meant to say I'm quick to break it and then
    Take it and replace your goddamned face with it
    I get such a rush dislocating appendages
    I'm like a bloodhound tryna get my gore meter filled
    Lookin' for eternal glory because glory can kill
    I put angels in their graves, got 'em rollin' in the ground
    'Cause before their death I told 'em that I'm "holier than thou"
    Even as a child I was so ferocious and loud
    "Mommy, I just broke a fleshy bloody totem I found!"
    Fists clenched and I'm gonna blood punch ya
    I'm drenched in it, after I'll gut ya
    From my head to my toes, I'm all covered
    Rattle what's left of your skeletal structure
    I'm one hell of a sucker-blood-puncher
    Won't rest till I slaughter all of ya
    Hit the jets, I'm comin' to hunt ya
    Stompin' on ya cranium, call me Skull Kruncher
    Ya know...
    I was gonna make that my gamer tag
    But some asshole already took it
    And I'm gonna fucking kill him
    You'll need bigger feet if you wanna fill my boots, why?
    Don't you know that old joke about shoe size?
    And the correlation with that thing between your two thighs?
    Lucifer, you have hooves, that's true, right?
    Don't you blame the cold, I won't let that excuse fly
    Go on and overcompensate if it gets you by
    While I hit the stage, belchin' flames, hella rude
    I'm advocatin' Satan be the next brute I crucify
    I'm a in a slayer kinda mood, like a doomguy
    Anger in my veins, pulsatin' in my huge bis
    Don't need sleeves when I hunt demons, dude, my
    Chainsaw's swinin' both ways, like a goodbye
    If that went over your head, this won't
    My Crucible never misses, it just don't
    If atheists want proof of a god
    I'll give it to 'em with a runnin', gunnin' boot to the jaw
    You see, I used to be a nonbeliever just as well
    Till I took a look in the mirror and I saw myself
    And then I realized I was on another level
    Obligatory Mick Gordon reference, METAL
    Fists clenched and I'm gonna blood punch ya
    I'm drenched in it, after I'll gut ya
    From my head to my toes, I'm all covered
    Rattle what's left of your skeletal structure
    I'm one hell of a sucker-blood-puncher
    Won't rest till I slaughter all of ya
    Hit the jets, I'm comin' to hunt ya
    Stompin' on ya cranium...
    Even though I lost you
    I haven't let it break me
    Maybe I'm crazy
    But I did it all for you, Daisy
    They took you from me
    My sweet little snuggle-puffer
    So if I can't kill them
    I'll just make them fuckin' suffer
    Fists clenched and I'm gonna blood punch ya
    I'm drenched in it, after I'll gut ya
    From my head to my toes, I'm all covered
    Rattle what's left of your skeletal structure
    I'm one hell of a sucker-blood-puncher
    Won't rest till I slaughter all of ya
    Hit the jets, I'm comin' to hunt ya
    Stompin' on ya cranium, call me Skull Kruncher

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 Před 8 měsíci

      THANK YOU

    • @bakudanlee9035
      @bakudanlee9035 Před měsícem

      Debería estar más arriba el comentario me tardé mucho en encontrarlo

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Před 3 lety +80

    "My chainsaw swings both ways"
    "My huge bis"
    _Are we implying something here_

  • @raiiibarnes37
    @raiiibarnes37 Před 3 lety +321

    I just discovered this song on Pandora with absolutely no warning about what it was. I was about to skip it at first but then the tone completely changed and I'm so glad I never skipped it omg

    • @calciumperegrinusofthesala4024
      @calciumperegrinusofthesala4024 Před 3 lety +15

      HOW THE HELL ARE YOU IN PANDORA!?!?!?!?!

    • @tonitanner3118
      @tonitanner3118 Před rokem +1

      Same

    • @fugitivehunter
      @fugitivehunter Před rokem +2

      I found this video on the day it dropped here on CZcams. I thought it was an actual April Foos joke until I decided to watch the full video. I only saw the first few seconds the first time around.

    • @T_E_G
      @T_E_G Před měsícem

      I think I clicked on this because I was curious and never heard of the other Doom raps JT did, then I heard the beginning of the song and immediately knew how it would go down 😭
      Like this is Doom we're talking about lol

  • @duckgoquacc
    @duckgoquacc Před 4 lety +612

    Demons: **Kills Daisy**
    Doomslayer: Your Free Trial of the Afterlife has ended.

    • @waltse637
      @waltse637 Před 2 lety +7

      lol hahaahaha

    • @elfumidoreviscaratoroflung
      @elfumidoreviscaratoroflung Před 2 lety +7

      Demon:hearing the doomslayer is coming to earth
      Demon who killed DAISY:HIDE THE BODY!
      Other demon:SO put the head on a spear for everyone to see?
      Dwkd:WHAT NO NO
      Other demon:SO YES
      DWKD:NO NO NO
      OTHER DEMON:already did it.
      Dwkd in a low tone:you doomed us all

    • @risen_nergi
      @risen_nergi Před 2 lety +1

      True lol

    • @FEXAVR
      @FEXAVR Před 2 lety

      Demons:WELL SH--
      DOOMSAYER:*shotgun sots*
      Other demons:oh fuck fuck!!!

  • @goingblargh
    @goingblargh Před 3 lety +3

    Fun fact: Most of Doomguy's body count comes from demons who simultaneously had both a heart attack and a stroke from both sheer bowel-moving terror _and_ pants-wetting awe.

  • @user-dk1oy3et4l
    @user-dk1oy3et4l Před rokem +2

    This song is fire like hell

  • @XenoxVanity
    @XenoxVanity Před 4 lety +351

    John wick loses his dog and goes on a killing rampage.
    Doomslayer loses his bunny and brutally murders demons and the icon of sin several times.
    Honestly I see no difference between the two

    • @Reyll.
      @Reyll. Před 4 lety +17

      Doomguy started blasting
      Johnwick gave a speech before started blasting

    • @matthewwilliams8267
      @matthewwilliams8267 Před 4 lety +21

      John wick gave them time to realized the doors are locked.
      Doomslayer didn't.

    • @sociopathicindividual6167
      @sociopathicindividual6167 Před 4 lety +14

      @@matthewwilliams8267 John wick was locked in a room with people
      Demons were locked in a room with Doomguy

    • @matthewwilliams8267
      @matthewwilliams8267 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sociopathicindividual6167 but in both cases, only one person walked out of that room.

    • @sociopathicindividual6167
      @sociopathicindividual6167 Před 4 lety +4

      @@matthewwilliams8267 Good point but in one case you have a dude who's yelling incoherently and beating supernatural demons to a pulp
      and then you have a dude who's spinning around clearing 50 dudes with just what he can find aswell as his bare arms

  • @accountisnotdeleted1063
    @accountisnotdeleted1063 Před 4 lety +468

    How 5 year olds feel after breaking an arm off of a lego man:

  • @aw0rldsblanketsfm
    @aw0rldsblanketsfm Před 3 lety +6

    This song has more energy then the BFG-10000 and I love it

  • @oonavuorio6247
    @oonavuorio6247 Před 2 lety +3

    these doom slayer songs hits hard even after two years

  • @kayneberetta4458
    @kayneberetta4458 Před 4 lety +145

    I never expected this. But i'm so glad it exists. Just remember everyone, the whole reason the Doomguy went back to hell, was to slaughter demons for revenge for killing his pet Bunny

    • @Bgh583
      @Bgh583 Před 4 lety +16

      Like any reasonble badass would do.

    • @aceofspades5434
      @aceofspades5434 Před 4 lety +5

      Kayne Beretta a other reason he did is when the demons invaded earth after doomguy stopped a invasion it was in his hometown so like daisy its personal

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime Před 4 lety +2

      Demon explaining to cultists why Doom guy is slaughtering them

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 Před 4 lety

      Didn't the demons put Daisy head on a spike for him to see as well?